Of course, the shocker breaker does say it targets the farthest player, not necessarily the farthest entity.

Based on Toast's action, he/she/xe/whatever is also 7 blocks away, which I believe is the farthest.

Originally posted on 2016-03-19 00:07:00

Redstone's Soul slides over to D6.
Redstone's Body moves to D3.

Originally posted on 2016-03-19 15:18:00

Nice try.

MOVE: I6
ATTACK: Chairiel Dreemurr
TURN END

Originally posted on 2016-03-19 15:33:00

I move to J3 and cast Grim Bolt on Oriko, paying an additional 1 MP to have it bounce twice.

((Could someone heal me, perhaps? I don't want to eat through our supply of healing items too much))

Originally posted on 2016-03-19 21:20:00

High chance of no post today, sorry. Gotta stop being lazy and do my hoooommmeeewwwooooooork.

Originally posted on 2016-03-19 21:38:00

Cloudy with a high chance of no update.
Edit: Finally beat sans in undertale. RIP World 2015-2016
*sniff* i cri everitiem
[small][small]still a better LOVE story than twilight[/small][/small]
/null

Originally posted on 2016-03-20 15:19:00

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1458487193))

Cloudy with a high chance of no update. Edit: Finally beat sans in undertale. RIP World 2015-2016 *sniff* i cri everitiem [small][small]still a better love story than twilight[/small][/small] /null

At least you didn't decide to go play PhantomTale, which can accurately be described as this:
Fight two terrible "edgy" Undertale OCs without any emotional impact despite telling you multiple times you are a horrible person for fighting an innocent girl and a "hero" (HAH!) trying to save her, because apparently this is post-genocide ending.
About as emotionally impacting as killing the Training Dummy.
And not even get the satisfaction of killing EITHER of them at the end and get unavoidably killed at the end because screw good endings, am I right?

Originally posted on 2016-03-21 00:42:00

QUOTE (PitTheAngel @ (time=1458520922))

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1458487193)) Cloudy with a high chance of no update. Edit: Finally beat sans in undertale. RIP World 2015-2016 *sniff* i cri everitiem [small][small]still a better love story than twilight[/small][/small] /null At least you didn't decide to go play PhantomTale, which can accurately be described as this: Fight two terrible "edgy" Undertale OCs without any emotional impact despite telling you multiple times you are a horrible person for fighting an innocent girl and a "hero" (HAH!) trying to save her, because apparently this is post-genocide ending. About as emotionally impacting as killing the Training Dummy. And not even get the satisfaction of killing EITHER of them at the end and get unavoidably killed at the end because screw good endings, am I right?

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Originally posted on 2016-03-21 15:28:00

Our friendly-neighborhood satan flower may be destroying a world, but why not let his chair-parody destroy your world, too?

=TURN NINETY-THREE=
Darkside quickly upgrades Teag's Furnace into Dark Teag's Forge! From dismantling the Cavern Supports, you also obtain an excess of 50 Wooden Planks. Insert then Dog Residues, then Dog Residues again. He now has 1,536 residue, and he turns 1,500 of that into 30 Dog Ingots. He then uses the remaining residue, going back up to 288 Residue.

I then get confused by Toast, adding +5 to her special gauge. Which isn't really a gauge. It's more of a counter. That One Friendly Spider then takes the whole slingshot, and flees the scene at Piono's orders. Chairiel then takes (0) sick burn damage from Roxxanne, but obtains +1 Burn Duration. Battlefury then uses the Dog Residue, but specifically says to spam use it. So he uses it 800 times.

You have once again hit CRITICAL DOG. You cap out at "like a billion", and deal (9999999999) damage to the inventory page due to dog overflow. It dies.

Oops.

=BATTLE: AMALGAM RUSH, TURN ELEVEN=
Welp. Wilson and Redstone are dead. Redstone was splatted for a crippling (80-1) damage, so he's gone, gone, gone! This fight is nearing it's end; with enough burst put out, Chairiel could have a hard time living!

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 01:01:00

I mass refine the CRITICAL DOG into INGOTS, then say that all this nonsense was worth it. Then i convert those to blocks. Then to Compressed blocks.
i boondoogle to G9

On that note, press f to pay respects for the inventory's death
...
u lied to meh
how dar ye
how shall i mek staf of dawg nao??!
After smelting the dog ingots, i perserve one residue for continued non-spammed usage

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 04:33:00

I sigh and fork over the gold to Cipher.
I then smelt EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF DOG RESIDUE WE POSSESS to keep this nonsense from continuing, as we now have enough dog residue to smelt a couple hundred million (or is just in the ten millions? I dunno) dog ingots. More than enough for whatever idiotic shenanigans people have planned.
It also means that the dog residue can't break our inventory again.

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 14:10:00

@Piono: Good news (I guess), the Dog Residue has, in the destruction of the Inventory, committed mass suicide. No more Dog Resuide forevermore, thank goodness at that; I doubt the Dog Armor would have been that good.

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 17:30:00

Actually, you haven't looked hard enough. Inventory's still in there, we just can't access it.
In the inventory, our dog residue count is listed as x(like a billion), and Bill offered to fix our inventory for 3 gold.

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 18:19:00

Am I the only one here thinking that maybe we SHOULDN'T destroy our personal tangible infinity? Cause, ya know, we could probably just make assloads of Dog Ingots, make some Dog items, then sell them for infinite profit... Then I could fucking finally get Temmie Armor without changing my skillset

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 18:52:00

We can't sell 'em, Temmie already nope'd that. And we've broken our inventory TWICE. personal infinity is okay if you have competent people using it.
We do not.

I myself have displayed at the very least marginal amounts of incompetence, and everyone else has at some point or another as well, barring maybe tazz.
/null

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 18:54:00

F a l l e n h u m a n s . R i s e u p. F i n d a n d d e s t r o y t h e D r e e m u r r . T h i s i s y o u r o n l y c h a n c e t o e s c a p e.
/kthennull

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 20:20:00

@piono ESPECIALLY ME. The pizza orb, the railgun defence systems, me not being able to count to 13...

Anyway, I am going to be SSing Siria to get to my soul. I can probably do that again next turn or the turn after for Engie. Apparently I should be able to move away from CD after attacking Chariel for the Retreat bonus. Otherwise I have lost my mind regarding retreat.

EDIT404:Suddenly this feels like a bad idea. I kinda feel like Siria, Numbers and Battlefury might all have a bad time if I go through with this. If only I could just have a future Toast save Toast as usual. Somehow I feel that is going to fail. These 'feels' tho.
EDITTOASTNOTFOUND: Well Siria moved, so I guess if Engie moves his SOUL closer I can do this.
EDIT: DAMMIT YOU GUYS ARE MAKING THIS REALLY HARD FOR ME.

NOT-IN-EDIT:v AGREED TO AGREEING v

/tangent Tazz seriously the SPC orb is better on me, I just need the INT from this. Having healing applied to Jade Witch is SO much better than the 10% bonus mod on yours.

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 20:33:00

I saw the inventory issue but must've missed a spot check on the Dog Residue. It was deleted in the Inventory when I looked at it and Battlefury bemoaned that he couldn't make his Staff of Dog.

EDIT: I hereby agree to smelt ALL the Dog Residue immediately, seeing that this was a major mistake that will likely pay off with little of legitimate use to us. We're not doing that ever, EVER again.

Originally posted on 2016-03-23 01:02:00

Update's done.

Originally posted on 2016-03-23 03:14:00

Whoever controls Siria, please move her away from the Chairiel. I need to line up my shot.

Originally posted on 2016-03-23 03:40:00