Huh. That's a lot of HP.
But then again, we DID tend to murder everything in our path, so...
ANYWAY!

The dragon transforms back into me, black scales flying everywhere.
Noting the random flying chair nearby, I charge to (I7), use Trueform on it, and then back up to (I8). I nom an Oreo too.
After that, Rin stays put, and uses Medicate on Engie. "You're welcome!"

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 03:12:00

I move to J7, attack, then retreat back.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 03:43:00

Toast picks up one of DarkSide's flying scales. Because she can. Unless she can't, then she doesn't.

Suddenly the Concentrated Salt Orb is intensified with Toast's sudden post-dop salt disorder. It becomes even more concentrated and hella more salty.

An explanation from ire makes her slightly less salty, but the salt is still present in her system.

Now respawned, she goes to the cliffs and uses her remaining rage-rage-rage-salt-rage to punch the ground, sending two jade-infused fissures through the ground towards the cipher coupon and the rocks. A jade spire angled towards her Rises Up and launches the former (as well as most of the ground beneath it towards Toast. The other fissure detonates the latter entirely. Whatever was in those rocks is long gone now. Even if there is nothing and the rocks were entirely unsuspicious. The very fact that they are unsuspicious makes them suspicious. This is a paradox, but not one that affects reality, just a misnomer.

/suddeninfluxofsalt

I'm a little salty. I didn't think temmie would have that much damage. So it's kinda self-inflicted salt.

EDIT 72.1: My fire-based talents are wasted. The fireball/gun combob.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 03:50:00

If i can, grab flying dragon scale.
Thunderburst Chairlel's face in.
Move to h8 to dodge TREE BLAZING. I refine more Dog Residue to Dog Ingots, then use the last Dog Residue to repopulate the supply.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 05:12:00

The health seems appropriate, but since this is a length bossfight and not one of the "murder the players if they don't act fast" fights, I'd recommend taking Chariel's attack power down a peg or two for the standard attacks. The special is pretty nifty.
The attack in question that seems wort to me is that branch saber looks like it deals too much damage for a teleport-attack.

I load in the patch of grass, and have TOFS fire the dogblock at Chariel

Guys, do you think we should use the wooden shack?
It'll have good damage on it, and Chariel's got enough health and some pretty hefty firepower. I think this fight might warrant it.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 13:04:00

Hmm...

Who did the wooden shack originally belong to? That's what I wanna know.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 17:32:00

I want to say Gladius.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 18:27:00

Oriko moves to G4 and attacks Chariel, while Kirika stays put and attacks Chariel.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 18:53:00

If the shack DOES belong to Gladius, then I vote against using it in the slingshot. You guys saw how pissed off the Sleuth was when we fired his house at him, I don't want one of our only allies in this place to turn on us.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 18:57:00

ga: I built that shack in about 30 seconds.
ga: Really, I'd be surprised if it dealt more than 20 damage.
ga: Fire away, I guess.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 19:21:00

...Well, that makes things a bit simpler.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 19:25:00

I respawn in the Random Spawn Point (which is the spare one) since the Last Wave began.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 19:43:00

Oh, yeah, I should probably act.

Anyway, I promptly augment the slingshot because reasons, remaining where I am, as the Mage Robe Specter moves to F5 and spooky bolt's Chairiel.

"CHAIRIEL DREEMURR. I'D FEIGN SURPRISE IF I COULD BE BOTHERED. I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'D BE WILLING TO BE SPARED?"

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 21:44:00

Teag: I'm so bored that I'm talking in character
.
Teag: So, uh... sup?
Teag: How is everyone else enjoying having a chair try to murder you? I think I'm enjoying it... kinda not really.
Teag: I'm hungry, I've decided.
Teag's Signature: oh god no
Teag: *rubs stomach*
Teag's Signature: teag plz y u do dis
*Teag eats Teag's Signature*
C R I T I C A L H I T !
A weakness and crit-boosted (9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) damage!
Teag: yummy

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 21:48:00

Oh no.
MOVE: F8
ATTACK: Purple Solution ON Chair Thing
TURN END

I move to H7 to prevent a good deal of attacks from hitting me (I can just heal away the damage), attack Chairiel normally, and end my turn.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 22:38:00

I rush to G4 for a quick +1 DMG boost, toss a Shuriken at Chairiel, and back off to D3 to be fortified with the Retreat.

"Anyone have a fire spell? Or a lot of fire spells? I think Fire Spells would be cool right now!"

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 22:57:00

FC: I HAVE FIRE.
FC: SO MUCH FIRE.
FC: IN FACT I HAVE THE MOST FIRE.
FC: BURN BABY BURN
FC: BAD IS GOOD
FC: DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT
FC: I EVEN CHANGED MY TEXT COLOUR TO RED TO CEMENT THE IDEA OF FIRE.
FC: LOOK: I'LL EVEN FLAME CHARIEL WITH SOME SICK BURNS.
FC: CHARIEL, YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE.
FC: YOU WERE PROBABLY MADE FROM A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE TREE.
FC: I BET YOU COULDN'T REVIVE ME IF YOU TRIED.
FC: SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT TO CHAIRKIND EVERYWHERE.
FC: BETTER CALL A CARPENTER, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE CONSIDERABLY DAMAGED BY THE END OF THIS BURN SESSION.
The burn session ends and it is established that Toast sucks at dealing out the sick burns.

/null-it-like-a-polaroid-picture

EDIT: What if the Branch Saber instead attacked everything around the target, but not the target. I also don't understand Soul Split. Does it just target two people?

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 23:05:00

Siria snipes Chairiel, before unproning and moving to D3. Cover won't be as useful for this battle, after all.

Originally posted on 2016-03-15 03:19:00

I move to F4, and use Fireball (HADOUKEN!) on I6. I then retreat to D2 again.

Originally posted on 2016-03-15 04:12:00

Well, I missed two turns and this happens. Oh well. It just means I don't get one meditate. And if you don't mind me, I'm moving to the other side of the field where there's not so many things.

Wilson -> F2
Clone 2 - > H3, go prone, shock Chariel
Clone 4 - > I3, go prone, shock Chariel.

That should mean my clones take no damage from splinter blaster.

And Wilson summons Willow on... let's say E3.

Willow stats:

33, or 38 w/ weaknesses points available

11 + 3 (melee) + 8 (8 points) = 22 HP
4 + 6 (6 points) = 10 MP
5% + 45 (9 points) = 50% Dodge
2 + 1 (3 points) = 3 Movement

75% air weakness (+3 points)
50% light weakness (+2 points)
How convenient that Willow is weak to two types of damage that our boss doesn't even use... You do want me to tailor the summons to the battle, right?

25% fire resistance (1 point)

Main attack:
Melee, 7-8 damage + 3 (6 points. So 10-11 damage), 1 retreat

Has a custom skill, darkfire.
Costs 5 MP, hits one target in range 3. The target takes 5-6 damage and gets burnt for 2 turns and slowed (1) for 1 turn. This damage counts as both fire and ice damage, so is affected by the target's weaknesses/resistances for both. (So in this case, I suppose it would be +25%) Also, while this is ice damage, it does not remove burns.

Potential Upgrades:
+1 damage for 2 points
+1 range for 2 points (1 purchase only)
+1 burn time for 3 points (1 purchase only)
+1 slow power for 3 points (1 purchase only)
+Attack now inflicts manaflare for 1 turn. Costs 3 points. (1 purchase only)

For right now, I'll buy +1 burn time and +1 range for 5 total points. The other stuff is kinda pointless right now.

Willow (if she can act) uses darkfire on Chairiel.

Also, I'm not sure if you've answered this already, but does the wand effect affect summons? Hah. Grammar. If it does... I'll want to make a few... changes to Willow.


Originally posted on 2016-03-15 04:14:00