...What's a Captcha?

Someone else is going to have to do this, even if I do solve it I have next-to-no way to edit images.

Originally posted on 2015-09-26 19:45:00

captcha: "a program or system intended to distinguish human from machine input, typically as a way of thwarting spam and automated extraction of data from websites."

Originally posted on 2015-09-26 20:04:00

Hank shrugs and leaves everyone else to deal with whatever they're dealing with and heads East since everything in that area is probably already finished with.
I still get the xp for killing the spider even if I'm in another area, right?

Oh, and I meant to say that I pocket the spider webs. They probably don't have any in-game stats, but I can probably come up with some creative use for them in combat. Add them to the party inventory please.

Originally posted on 2015-09-26 20:20:00

I complain about my grenade splash not increasing, grab the pendant off Tazz, and get on it.



Black - Probably Right
Red- IDK



Originally posted on 2015-09-26 20:25:00

Uh. I don't quite think this puzzle actually... makes logical sense. At all. Sorry, them's the breaks.
I mean, I can point it out for you.


Originally posted on 2015-09-26 21:27:00

I concur.

Originally posted on 2015-09-26 21:31:00

Oh whoops. Good job me I broke the puzzle.

>IRE FAILURE METER: 1

But yeah you solved it.

...

=UPDATE=

As the scroll is filled out, the pendant suddenly flies out of Fseftr's hands, and promptly explodes. A small portal has been created. Perhaps you should go check it out?

Originally posted on 2015-09-26 21:45:00

Err the link is STILL NOT WORING FOR ME

Originally posted on 2015-09-27 05:16:00

((sorry about your errors with looking at the link, kid. have you tried using a different browser yet, and what's your OS? I use Windows 7 and Google Chrome and I can see it fine. if you want, i can PM you the character creator list for you just in case.))

what.

"Pit" looks confused as to how sturdy this box is. It looks like he doesn't know what to do, or even that he's supposed to be creative. Yeah, if you haven't found out this isn't Pit, you need help. Like, right now. No, really, I'll pay for it.

Just how resilient is this stupid box?

Now "Pit" looks annoyed.

Just break, come on!

At this point, "Pit" just takes out a cannon, of all things, to fire at it. He doesn't seem to grasp that he just got that from nowhere.

((+2 to HP, +1 to MP))

Originally posted on 2015-09-27 05:26:00

Ya that would be nice Thx
also I use Windows 7 and Firefox its just my computer that's the issue

Originally posted on 2015-09-27 06:34:00

I wander over to what "Pit" is doing.

NEED SOME HELP BUSTING THAT CRATE OPEN?

Load a bullet, take aim, and fire on the crate. If you remember what I said one time about one of my assistants, and you remember which one of them speaks in all-caps orange, and you remember that talk about how his signature gun is more like an artillery piece than a proper rifle... yeah, that crate shouldn't be intact for long.

Originally posted on 2015-09-27 10:24:00

Lots of homework today. Posting today is unlikely.

Originally posted on 2015-09-27 16:37:00

I casually walk into the portal.

Originally posted on 2015-09-28 01:29:00

Wilson backs away from the threat of a spider and then goes off East, followed by Willow.

Originally posted on 2015-09-28 01:45:00

=TURN TWELVE=

Depending on time constraints, I may need to take a mid-update break. WHO KNOWS.

Tazz first increases his HP by 3, and takes Enchant Weapon and Blink. Tazz then completely unloads his shotgun into the fallen trees, breaking enough for the Spider to escape into the woods. Sadly, it was too fast to catch and name George. Wilson then gets +1 AGI and learns Telekinesis!

Piono then wanders off to the east, but not before taking the Spider Webs. They (apparently) can be used in combat! How interesting. Fseftr then points out a flaw about Bill's captcha, but also solves it, which causes a portal to appear! Ire then casts HEADBASH LVL 2: DESKBREAKER, destroying his desk (and also keyboard), then resumes updating somewhere else.

Pit then produces a cannon out of somewhere, and fires it at the box! The box takes (7) points of damage, then adds +2 to his HP and +1 to MP. Engie then heads out to the crate, and decides to help Pit by shooting the crate. With his ion cannon rifle. The box promptly takes (14) damage, as a final "screw you".

Then Insert walks into the newly formed portal. There, he sees everyone's favorite shattered dorito floating above a small pile of gold, in a strange otherworldly dimension. (Which is clearly not Chaos's Mindscape.) "0H, S0 Y0U ACTUALLY S0LVED THE CAPTCHA. He turns around. S0 Y0U ACTUALLY WANT T0 MAKE A DEAL, CHA0-"

Bill simply stares at you. He didn't Insert to be there. "0H. Y0U AGAIN? THANK G0D. 1 WAS H0P1NG 1T WASN'T H1M." He proceeds to float next to you. "1 GAVE H1M THAT ACCURSED PENDANT BECAUSE H1S M1NDSCAPE 1S SIMPLY... UNSTABLE. T00 DANGER0US T0 BE 1N." He then proceeds to go on a small rant about Chaos and a small machine he built to constantly pester him with the pendant. "...AND THAT'S WHY 1 MADE A CAPTCHA."

He then gestures to his (surprisingly small) pile of gold. "S0 ANYWAY, 1 HAVE AN 1NTEREST1NG PR0P0S1ST10N F0R Y0U! 1'VE BEEN RUNN1NG L0W 0N G0LD, AND SURPR1SE, H1S M1NDSCAPE 1S FULL 0F THE STUFF! S0 HERE'S A DEAL!"

"1 CAN'T G0 1N THERE, AND 1 NEED THAT G0LD. S0 1'LL HELP Y0U SURVIVE THAT G0RILLA'S M1NDSCAPE 1N EXCHANGE F0R 1T!" He then pushes Insert out back through the portal. "USE THE PENDANT T0 C0NTACT ME; 1'VE G0T DEALS 1N ST0RE F0R Y0U!"

SHOP UNLOCKED!

Wilson then heads to the East, bringing Willow with him. As Hank and Willow proceed East, the map gets updated! The Cavern Mouth has been discovered! As everyone finishes their actions, the grenade at the Fallen Trees explodes, shaking the woods and obliterating the area where the spider was moments ago.

NEW AREAS: 1
NEW ITEMS: 1
THREATS DETECTED: 1

cc: ...hey s(t)ay away from (t)ha(t) ©ave.
cc: (t)rus(t) me on (t)his.

Originally posted on 2015-09-29 01:17:00

Oh, the exit? Pfff... screw that.
I go back to the clearing since I don't want to leave until we've looted EVERYTHING.
Also, if possible, I collect more webs.
And then I kick the box for good measure.

Originally posted on 2015-09-29 02:14:00

I take the splinters, for some stupid reason.

I dynamite mine some gold.

Originally posted on 2015-09-29 02:17:00

I wander over to the cavern mouth and, seeing the gray orb, take it.

Originally posted on 2015-09-29 02:24:00

I attempt to mine the Vein of Gold.

Originally posted on 2015-09-29 02:42:00

EXTRA NOTE:
...I suppose I should record Player Locations. Movement is infinite, but you can only perform actions within one area per turn. This will apply next turn.

Originally posted on 2015-09-29 02:57:00