Alright, if at least five people join us in the Temmie Workshop, we immediately STRIFE Glitch Temmie, and use the element of SURPRISE to fling a shuriken directly at Glitch Temmie.

If this does not happen, I put on a load of ninja gear I had lying around and become the definition of ULTRA-STEALTHY, because ninjas are always ultra-stealthy and such. And plus, 12 AGI. With the power of being ultra-agile and ultra-stealthy granted to me by having ninja gear on and thus being a ninja, I sneak up on the weapons plans and take it while nobody is looking, and then head back to the crosswalks with the power of STEALTHY STEALTH-NESS.

If that fails I just straight-up engage Glitch Temmie anyways, which WILL bring people over and such. Either way, NOW IS THE TIME.

Originally posted on 2016-01-06 15:58:00

I stay where I am and guard!

Meanwhile, I test a few more alchemies:
Everywood Helmet && Green Orb

Iron Plating && Scroll of Ice Pillar

Also, you could probably make a lift with floorboards and vines in order to get down the cliff face easier... and safer. You really don't need an alchemiter for that.

Originally posted on 2016-01-06 22:31:00

I guard.
Oh and,
Funeral Picture of a Good Friend && Sword = Blade of Depression

Originally posted on 2016-01-06 23:04:00

I curse my reload requirement and dash over to D10. JOHN CENA self-medicates and moves to I9.

...Hmm. Curious. TNT Block && Grenade Rifle

Originally posted on 2016-01-06 23:16:00

I run to G4, Portal Rend that Tree Shooter, then, with the power of diagonal movements, change my location to E4 via retreat.
I'm betting that we are gonna see an Origin Creeper.
I want to get the Helix Hammer so I can alchemitinatiezeify it with my Dome Arm.

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 00:11:00

Okay, ire, you missed my post, but could I take two actions this round to make up for it? Also,
Also, the shuriken cannon... there's a schlock mercenary RPG coming out soon that has that in it... it has tendency to explode during use though.

Also... familiar sound. We're either fighting the origin creeper or the origin spider again. Either way, this is going to be a fun rematch.

My action, if I can move twice, is switching to shard forme, then healing myself. My second action is switching to Mace, and then I place a stone wall at M5 to insta-gib whatever nasty is planning on spawning there.
If I can't move twice and ire fixes my move to make the tree guard not get the chance to attack Wilson, I stand back up, and beat the tree guard around the head with my mace again.

Also, shameless plug: http://electrickapow.deviantart.com/art/No-Mercy-1-582832417
Check out this thing me and my sister are doing, since almost no one checks the other threads.

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 00:14:00

Hang on a minute. Why is there a Rocket Launcher thing over there? There's a different and probably much better weapon already in stock at that store, so what good is that? The only real use that there can be for it is to...gun...down...our...SHIP.

Okay, that's a problem.

Patch takes a running start to the Tem Storage to assess the problem and how bad the Rocket Launcher thing would hit the ship.

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 00:56:00

What? The treeguard only has one move! How did it hit Wils- ohh... ... It has a reach of 2. ... ... Oops.

But shouldn't I have another glitch endoskeleton? Also, I realized two things.

1) If the Totem guardian can't attack and keeps just spawning totems, then MY NOTCH! FREE GLITCH ENDOSKELETONS FOREVER!

2) We're probably fighting the Origin Spider, given how that red zone in the middle is 2x2.

Bonus 3) I'm not sure if anyone found this, but over in the arena page of past memories, there's a Glitch Beam Schematic.

"The schematics for a ship weapon is here. Weird."
"Range 4. Deals (6-6) damage to all hostiles inside the targeted ship. Can't be dodged / reduced with AC"

Wilson gets up, complains, and moves to K12 to meditate some more.

Willow moves to G5 and attacks the Guardian. Free skeletons probably isn't that good.

The Endoskeleton at C6 moves to E4 and attacks the spiked present. Might as well weaken it a little in case we need to destroy it later.

The new Endoskeleton at D5(?) moves to E5 and does nothing.

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 01:08:00

QUOTE (Talist @ (time=1452128932))

Bonus 3) I'm not sure if anyone found this, but over in the arena page of past memories, there's a Glitch Beam Schematic. "The schematics for a ship weapon is here. Weird." "Range 4. Deals (6-6) damage to all hostiles inside the targeted ship. Can't be dodged / reduced with AC"

Well it's confirmed: Guy Fawkes is the next LoL champion We're escaping on the ship and fighting other ships.

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 02:35:00

=TURN SEVENTY=

-11- Turns until H#IgJ@q]F`CER_4AKYT!EcZ=FA8bt#D.RU,/c

As Toast manages to go back in time in an attempt to take the Crossbow from Temmie, she's promptly noticed by Glitch Temmie, who looks straight into Toast's eyes. Tem's stare promptly creeps you out, and you die from moderate spoop. This death doesn't seem to count for anything though, as you're still here. Weird. Toast then jumps on Glitch Temmie's head and starts vibrating. Glitch Temmie then promptly rolls over, causing Toast to fall to the ground. Temmie is too busy watching the construction to deal with you (or hear you, for that matter). Then. Toast decides to test Temmie Ears with a Grenade Rifle.

ALCHEMITER:
Temmie Ears && Grenade Rifle = Temmie (lvl 0) (Cost: 1000 Grist)

Numbersoup goes to the Weapons Testing Facility, and takes the notice. She stuffs one into the inventory, then expresses great confusion when there's another one in the same place. It seems to respawn. Numbersoup then heads to the General Memory Storage. Tazz then waits on his turn because he has a "people-based" command. Darkside then tests the Everywood Helmet and a Green Orb.

ALCHEMITER:
Everywood Helmet && Green Orb = Great Tree Topper (lvl 3) (Cost: 25 Grist)

Then, Darkside tests yet another thing. Iron Plating && Ice Pillar Scroll.

ALCHEMITER:
Iron Plating && Ice Pillar Scroll = Chilled Mail (lvl 2) (Cost: 20 Grist)

Redstone does a thing, too. Funeral Picture && Longsword.

ALCHEMITER:
Funeral Picture && Rapier = Blade of Depression (lvl 2) (Cost: 25 Grist)

NEXT UP, MORE ITEMS. This time, from Engie; TNT Block && Grenade Rifle. This should be fun.

ALCHEMITER:
TNT Block && Grenade Rifle = Red Barrels (lvl 4) (Cost: 45 Grist)

Patch then freaks out about the rocket launcher, and heads to the Temmie Workshoip to invenstigate the multi-barreled rocket launcher. As it appears, it could deal SOME damage to a ship, but really, it's designed to take down groups of infantry. Which is strange, because rockets are normally designed to take down vehicles. Tazz then moves in to loot the weapon plans with the power of 12 agility and STEALTY STEALTH-NESS, and succeeds, gaining +3 Weapon Schematics! However, Glitch Temmie later notices that the weapon plans are missing, and proceeds to freak the heck out. Tem then notices Patch frantically checking out the rocket launcher from the walkway, but doesn't do anything; tem simply STARES, with tem's always-present smile.

=BATTLE: FOE RUSH ZONE ONE, TURN NINE=
It's time. Go and prepare for the next wave; just have somebody dedicated to cutting down one of the remaining foes, or I'll let them get an attack off BEFORE I insta-gib them. Then the boss will spawn.

...will add new Alchemiter items later. To the Alchemiter list, I mean.

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 02:54:00

>Test (Broken Robotic Arm && Wire Bits) && Fahrenheit, and (Broken Robotic Arm && Wire Bits) && Dome's Arm.
>Heal Willow.

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 04:30:00

Hm... none of those armor combos really helps my HP...

Anyway, I stay put and augment myself! Once that boss appears, I'm going to tear it apart!
(Some extra heals will be appreciated. Thanks in advance.)

I also quickly equip that HP orb.

I also test one last alchemy. If this doesn't work, I don't know what will... well, until we loot the rest of the caverns.
Everywood Helmet && Water Bottle (x2) && (Red potion && Green Sap Jar + 5 grist = Red Sap Jar)

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 04:50:00

holygorilla TH3 T3MM132 H4V3 TURN3D!

Not that it matters that much.

Toast Fast Travels to Engie's empty zone and follows the Road of the Ages to the Temmies in The Vent. She reveals that she was the temmie all along and throws the Temmie Ear off, which somehow return to the inventory. With Toasts ruse revealed and likely no reaction from the Temmies (who just be temmies), she ignores them and headbutts the vent into submission, before crawling in. If they felt like a bout of fisticuffs Toast would gladly fulfil their wish.

Also if we ever get knucklebusters I'm going to steal them and just be STRONG (that is to respec).

TAZZ STEAL G. TEMMIE KEY WHILE DISTACTED AND ROLLED OVER.

the patch ruse was a... DISTACTION

OKAY THEN BUT I NEED TO CHECK OUT THIS VENT BECAUSE IT SEEMS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO HAVE IT'S OWN AREA. I MAY END UP INITIATING FISTICUFFS WITH THESE TEMMIES AND WE MAY HAVE THE FABLED 3-BATTLES-AT-THE-SAME-TIME MANOUEVERE BUT AFTER I HAVE FINISHED DEALING WITH THE VENT I'LL BE RIGHTY-HO-VER.

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 05:13:00

...can I guard while out of battle?

If so, I do that.

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 16:23:00

I 'steal' the Glitch Temmie Key by shivving Glitch Temmie right in tem's neck (or neck-analouge) with a Shuriken to kickstart this party, and force Ire to stop referring to tem as a she this instant. Glitch Temmie is clearly a tem, NOT a she.

TOAST YOU FOOL NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT CRUD! WE'RE GONNA DESTROY THIS TEM AND END THIS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW NO FOOLING AROUND LET'S GORILLAING GO!!!!

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 18:59:00

I rush to the Temmie Workshop then i am ready to fight that Glich Tem.

<3 FIGHT/MURDER ACT ITEM MERCY

(clicks on fight)

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 21:50:00

I do literally exactly the same thing as last turn, with one difference. (Cast Enchant Weapon on Self, Move to G4, Portal Rend the Tree Shooter, then retreat back to E4.)

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 22:45:00

oh. that's not fun. and that thing's staring right at me.

nope. not handling that one. can't let you get away with that one.

Immediately attack the rocket launcher. can't let that hurt people.

((I'm doing the future LP stuff here, for convenience' sake: http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/blog/main/3393934/))

((Yes, you can make blogs on this. Who knew?))

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 23:04:00

STOP MURDERING TEMMIE, TAZZ. STOP.

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 23:15:00

Alright, ire, you know EXACTLY what I was doing, placing a stone wall on the spot where the minions were slated to spawn. I was pre-empting extra obnoxiousness.
Additionally, go back and check your current puzzle for the next chaos log, I believe that someone has solved it...
also:
"i saw a vision from (t)he resul(t) of (t)he ©haos bu(t)(t)erfly's la(t)es(t) a(t)(t)ack. (t)he world will end. bu(t) in whi©h way? i saw (t)hree paths..."
"ARMS: Alternate Reality Manipulation Scepter; A device capable of manipulation of other realities with great success. Fails to work in our reality, though..."
"You find the Glitched System, and the Glitched Engine! ...how strange."
"sunky.mpeg was here"

I switch back to shard forme and heal myself.
AGAIN...
Question, can shard forme get minicrits or crits on healing?

Originally posted on 2016-01-07 23:52:00