Just assume this happens after Tazz's post.

Toast exits the tEM lair and chugs another potion.

She goes into the w.t.f and decides to do something dramatic by taunting the Transpiristeel Barriers that they couldn't get hurt if they tried.

Toast's attack now becomes ire's very own choose your own adventure book! Now with only one decision to minimise miagrains.
If the Transparisteel Barrier fell into depression, go to Page 16 of 31
If the Transparisteel Barrier felt it needed to prove that it could get hurt, go to Page 31 of 31
If the Transparisteel Barrier is immune to the taunts, go back and pick a new option because this book only has two pages in it.

Page 16
Toast BEGRUDGINLY offers her loving, maternal support to the Transparisteel Barrier's problem (it's supposed to be a secret, but the barrier has problems getting hurt). Channelling her (would-be) motherly love Toast helps the Transparisteel be happy (in the transparent afterlife with the lost sunglasses and broken windows) by drawing a heart on the surface and firing a 'love bullet' at the heart, to shatter it into a million happy pieces. <3

Page 37
Toast gestured to the Glitching Laser Battery to suicide itself into. *a vague phrase floats through the barrier's nonexistant mind as a whisper: "just do it"* Toast then realises that the Transparisteel Barrier probably can't move, and (totally uncharacteristically) wrenches it from it's hinges and tem-launches it over to the Glitching Laser Battery.

Toast tries follow Tazz's lot back to the tEM storij to warn her fellow party members that she was coming. Then she realises she kind of made a small paradox by going there. She also tanks a hit from something in the room the paradoxes just as compensation for such a large post.



I check the recipe for Sniper Rifle && sbahj Poster Shuriken Stack.

Also due to shenanigans Toast is now a tem-traveller.

Originally posted on 2016-01-04 19:39:00

I go to the waterfall and take the flier.

Originally posted on 2016-01-04 20:55:00

Stupid stupid Sawblade trap...

(still hitting the sawblade trap that has 3 hits left until it is finally done for.)

Originally posted on 2016-01-04 22:16:00

((And now we have the opportunity to buy turns. Come on, Ire. This isn't Wario Land 4, running out the timer won't resort to emergency score decreases.))

Now what should I try to use in order to make a way down there? We're getting closer for sure, but what else could I use...

Wait, there was some kind of iron fence that I...also had in my pocket? I don't get myself.

Well, if it could get placed down onto the cliffside, then I'll try to use it to make further downwards progress.

Originally posted on 2016-01-04 23:41:00

Wilson moves to L8 and meditates.

Willow moves to D6 and attacks the TreeGuard. The Endoskeleton moves to C6 and also attacks the TreeGuard. That, combined with the beam, should kill it and make another minion for Wilson's unholy army of darkness/jump-scares.

Wilson, pro summoner.

Originally posted on 2016-01-05 01:23:00

I call GS and move to E6 to smash the brand new Glitch Spider Egg, then proceeding to retreat to D8.

Originally posted on 2016-01-05 01:47:00

Welp, Sundays/cousin visit happened and I missed a round of killing things randomly so now I'm stuck in a REALLY unfortunate position. I may be able to 1 v 1 spiders

And... Erg... Too many things are happening, we have trees to eliminate, the flaming railgun is proving VERY difficult to claim, and the temmies are giving us another time limit besides the zetta counter. And on top of that, we've got a whole bunch of stuff scattered throughout the different areas that needs to be looted.

Anyways, we have two enemies that are way too close to Wilson. I move to K6 and smack the tree guard upside the head with my mace, then retreat back to L6.

Originally posted on 2016-01-05 01:56:00

OK, EVERYONE who isn't fighting the Foe Rush: Head to the Temmie Storage. Glitch Temmie is officially going to get it now-HE DIES TODAY. WHERE DOIN IT MAN. We HAVE to do this now. No more time to waste!

Until that time, I give the Sawblade Trap a present from the present. It's a dagger, made of the finest dung, frozen at degrees near absolute zero, then given a hilt made of equal substanance. I proceed to stab the Sawblade trap with this dagger multiple times in a row, yelling at it to consume the fecal matter within the knife as I hack away. STABSTABSTAB STABSTABSTAB STABSTABSTAB ect. Eventually, the Sawblade trap degrades into the Former-Sawblade trap, Current-pile-of-unusable-scrap-metal.

Unless, of course, if people actually listen to me, in which case, I use shenanigans to activate the secret passageway and head to Toast's location so we can start this party.

Originally posted on 2016-01-05 02:32:00

Bluh. I'm not gonna continue DTG. I got a lot of stuff to do, and DTG is not something I can enjoy every single day. It requires a ton more comprehension and effort then i'm willing to give for something that should be fun. Lemme just get this flaming railgun out of here and i'll be good.

So... Uh... guys? What exactly do I do with this? Do you want me to just sit here behind the wall until someone important grabs it? Should I shoot the walls? Seems like a good yolo moment...

Originally posted on 2016-01-05 03:13:00

Odds are, no update today. BUT WHO KNOWS.

No update today; getting back into school

Originally posted on 2016-01-05 03:36:00

I walk over to the Foe Rush and spawn K11. I move to J9.
If the player cap has been broken or is at it's cap, I move to the Engine Testing room.
I take the table and mould it into a bunch of bars using my Matter Manipulator.

Originally posted on 2016-01-05 04:58:00

Just a note, those going to deal with Temmie (which needs to be done! anyone not involved in the foe rush should use a bed memory to fully heal then go help out.) should use the slingshot. Temmie has INSANE stats, easily second only to Zetta among enemies we've encountered so far and we need to use the strongest weapons we can. (the Annoying Dog might be a possible weapon against Zetta, so we need to save that in case worst comes to worst)

So here's my advice. House + slingshot + Augment. Add to Glitch Temmie's face for instant damage. It probably won't be a OHKO, but it'll deal enough damage to let you guys take down Glitch Temmie before dying, because that's a fight that's either going to be won quickly or not at all.

Originally posted on 2016-01-05 23:15:00

Y'know, since we're on the subject, I suspect I'll be rather important should we ever have to battle Zetta for real, since my grenade rifle and high damage could probably take a huge chunk out of him in one shot. In his current state, a crit shot from me would deal about (34 - 6) + (17 - 6) + (17 - 6) + (17 - 6) = 28 + 33 = 61 damage. Uhm, okay then. This damage is only gonna get higher once I max out my Strength...

Originally posted on 2016-01-06 01:48:00

=TURN SIXTY-NINE=

-12- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [small][small](i'm sorry)[/small][/small]

tem is redy! As per usual, i'll accept posts during this time...

Insert tests Rod && Laughing Staff; it seems like you can view items that'd take item's you don't have. To some extent, anyway; you can't go too deep.

ALCHEMITER:
Rod && Laughing Staff = Jester's Cane (lvl 3) (Cost: 40 Grist)

Do note that building an item WILL consume the items used in the building process. Numbersoup then heads to the Waterfall, and loots the flier. Pricey then vague attatcks the Sawblade Trap, dealing only (2) damage this time. Seriously, just say something, like "I throw swords" instead of just going "I hit it!" Anyway, Pit then places down an iron fence in an attempt to get some downward progress. While this DOES grant you some progress downwards, it's not much; really should've been used as a railing or something for safety reasons. The winds then pick up, dropping the Survival Rate! Tazz then delivers dung daggers to the Sawblade Trap, jamming it's systems and also moderately destroying it! Toast then drinks some delicious healdrank, and restores (12) HP! She then goes to the Weapons Testing Facility and causes the Transparisteel barrier to fall into depression! She then proceeds to fragment the barrier with a love bullet, dealing (12) damage! She then checks Rifle && Shuriken Stack.

ALCHEMITER:
Rifle && Shuriken Stack = Shuriken Cannon (lvl 3) (Cost: 35 Grist)

Both Tazz and Toast then head to the Temmie Workshop, still unnoticed. Engie then tests Rifle && Warhammer.

ALCHEMITER:
Rifle && Warhammer = Blunt Force Gun (lvl 2) (Cost: 30 Grist)

Randomly designing weapons is fun gerddamn. Redstone then joins the Foe Rush, while the Random Temmies walk into position....

=BATTLE: FOE RUSH ZONE ONE, TURN EIGHT=
Prepare for the next wave. The last foe of this wave will be insta-gibbed, so take note of that.

Originally posted on 2016-01-06 02:32:00

I run to (C8) and cast heal on myself!

Ire: Counted.

Originally posted on 2016-01-06 02:39:00

Curious about something. What'd this make?

Rifle && Warhammer

Ire: Counted.

Originally posted on 2016-01-06 02:44:00

Map of Zone 1. Next to engie's incident.

All I got to say for now.


Toast uses her tem-travelling abilities to go back in tem to when that crossbow was last free from the prying eyes of temmies. Toast sneakily steals it, then puts in the character creation tab at some point. The cycle is complete.

tEMMie (Toast's tem name) then distracts Glitch Temmie by jumping on top of tem lap head and vibrating. To cancel any suspicions Glitch Temmie might have, tEMMie tells tem something interesting.

"tEMMie iz tem-travler!!1!"

Just cuz: Glitch Temmie Ears && Grenade Rifle

Originally posted on 2016-01-06 04:41:00

Move right two spaces, Fireball that Tree Guardian.

Originally posted on 2016-01-06 04:55:00

Shouldn't my health/MP be regening?

I go to the weapons testing facility, take the notice, then retreat to general memory storage.

Originally posted on 2016-01-06 14:56:00

Tazz stop trying to kill things.

Originally posted on 2016-01-06 19:52:00