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Splashcat |
Posted: Apr 4 2020, 10:09 PM
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Action 1: I suplex Nolissar and throw him at the Protective Shrubbery. The Shrubbery is crushed, while Nolissar takes lethal damage from making contact!
Action 2: I hand the Meta-Bachelor a copy of the script to the game. How's that for meta? (You can decide what buff fhat translates into.) Action 3: Splashcat 2 CP. |
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Nedben |
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A1: 🅱ilgamesh steps into action, revealing the shining golden Gate of Babylon. He withdraws...a giant gold bar, Rosatrice style! He bludgeons a Cyberman with the heavy object, then tosses the gold back in the treasury.
A2: The Doctor (human) equips a magical girl transformation to his sonic screwdriver! He asserts his status as device meister by chanting various equations and mnemonics to engage super-cheat, fairy of technology...his sonic screwdriver has been upgraded! This allows it to project hardlight shields and interface with even more technology than a normal sonic screwdriver. A3: Archer Bowman reassembles the destroyed cybermen's remains to build a robot necromancy pylon! Every time mechanical entities such as robots, cyborgs, and machines are destroyed in the area, the remains will be gathered to grow the pylon and its mysterious energy generation procedure. But what does it produce? Robot repair via recycling the junk parts, duh! CP: 12 -------------------- Are you a Homestuck? Join us in RVAU, where the games only stop out of character! https://discord.gg/QMUrzwn
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TotallyNotDagoth |
Posted: Apr 4 2020, 10:19 PM
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3x Action: “You know I think it’s time for a bit of a change, I’d say. Had this TARDIS in limo form since I started this incarnation! Right after my old incarnation expired, the one that was President. Ah, fun times, fun times. But hey, change is always good, and since I’m perfect, any changes I make have to be perfect too!”
The Bschelor gets inside his TARDIS. It quickly dematerializes, and then suddenly rematerializes in a new form! It is now.... A giant, golden ball with diamond spikes. How creative. It then dematerialises and rematerialises again....right above Nolissar’s head! It lands on him, flattening him with the sheer weight of the golden ball and skewering him with the diamond spikes. Then the TARDIS rematerialises next to Rassilon. |
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ManiacMastR |
Posted: Apr 4 2020, 11:30 PM
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I cherg.
Maniac: 9 CP -------------------- Wait signatures still exist?
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JOEbob |
Posted: Apr 5 2020, 06:30 AM
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[1x]I quickly apply some spot-healing to the shrubbery, reversing its flow of time until it's the same state it was just before being attacked.
[1x] I then throw fertiliser at the ground. This makes the ground more nutritious, allowing the shrubbery to increase its health more quickly! [1x] Lastly, I empower the shrubberys thorny capabilities, allowing it to form mouths with teeth formed from those swords I attached to it, and so increasing its retaliatory damage. |
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hungry visitor |
Posted: Apr 5 2020, 07:48 AM
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Using 3 CP I add a lava fabricator. It sucks up the lava generated by the laser firing on the ground and turns the lava into replacement parts for the perpetuum mobile (it cools them down during this process, since its source of power is also the heat of the lava), which replace the parts that have been destroyed or weakened from attacks.
I order all of the 5000 ATK that the laser possesses to this task. If the perpetuum mobile is fully healed, it will begin to construct a new perpetuum mobile. As they say: "If it broke, fix it." |
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FlamingFlapjacks |
Posted: Apr 5 2020, 10:28 AM
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![]() Carleah22? No way. ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: The Red Sea Status: N/A ![]() |
After being slapped, bad time man rockets down from the heavens, slamming Rassilon like a missile.
SIDRAR/NOSSILAR prepare a devious scheme! It’ll be ready.. next turn. What could it be? -------------------- Just a guy who likes DTG.
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redoubtableEagle |
Posted: Apr 5 2020, 10:11 PM
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![]() Toa of Insomnia ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 21 Location: Minnesota, U.S.A. Status: N/A ![]() |
You charge! You destroy 1 Cyberman!
Proto-TARDIS MInecart created!
You deal 10,000 damage between SIDRAT-Controlled Nolissar and the Protective Shrubbery, destroying both! Meta-Bachelor reads the script, and learns how to survive the immediate future! He will be able to avoid all attacks this turn! You charge!
��ilgamesh deals 15,000 damage to a Cyberman! Magical Sonic Screwdriver obtained! It will grant bonus HP to any hardlight shields The Doctor (human) creates! Archer Bowman creates a Robot Necromancy Pylon! It will produce 1 Broken Part each turn, and when it gets 8 Broken Parts, an AG-aligned Cyberman will be created!
You cannot attack Nolissar because Nolissar was already slain! Instead, the Bachelor's TARDIS becomes its own entity!
You cherg!
As the Protective Shrubbery has been destroyed, you instead charge 3 CP!
Lava Fabricator added to the Perpetuum Mobile! It will heal the vehicle by 7,500 HP each turn! Unfortunately, the Perpetuum Mobile cannot construct another Perpetuum Mobile, as Passive Charges have not been introduced!
Rassilon steps a few feet to the side, causing bad time man to miss and harmlessly impact the ground! Well, harmlessly to Rassilon at least. Not so sure about bad time man... SIDRAT-Controlled Nolissar has been destroyed, and cannot act! ======= The Realness Fruit Tree grows 2 Realness Fruits and gains 1 Realness Point! The Perpetuum Mobile attacks, dealing 5,000 damage to a Cyberman! The Accumulators gain 4 Energy! The Lava Fabricator heals the Perpetuum Mobile back to full health! The Robot Necromancy Pylon accumulates 1 Broken Part! The Cybermen attack! They focus their fire on the Perpetuum Mobile, dealing 20,000 damage! Meta-Bachelor attacks the Robot Necromancy Pylon, dealing 2,500 damage! Rassilon: 8/10 HP [PG] Cybermen (x2): 20,000/20,000 HP (1 is at 15,000/20,000 HP), 10,000 ATK [Rassilon - PG] Will protect PG entities Meta-Bachelor: 10,000/10,000 HP, 2,500 ATK [The Bachelor - PG] The Bachelor's TARDIS: 15,000/15,000 HP [The Bachelor - PG] Realness Fruit Tree: 10,000/10,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] 4 Realness Fruit (2 Realness Points, gains 1 per turn) Perpetuum Mobile: 25,000/45,000 HP, 5,000 ATK [hungry visitor - AG] x4 Accumulators (8 Energy, gains 4 each turn) Lava Fabricator (Heals Perpetuum Mobile by 7,500 each turn) Proto-TARDIS Minecart: 15,000/15,000 HP [Minecraft Avatar - AG] Robot Necromancy Pylon: 2,500/5,000 HP [Archer Bowman - AG] 1 Broken Part (Gains 1 each turn, spawns AG Cyberman upon gaining 8 parts) JOEbob - [AG] (7 Realness Points) Paradoxdragonpaci - [AG] (Paradoxicality increased) ManiacMastR - [AG] hungry visitor - [N] Nedben -Archer Bowman - [AG] -The Doctor (Human) - [AG] Equipped: Magical Sonic Screwdriver (Bonus 5,000 HP to hardlight shields) -��ilgamesh - [AG] TotallyNotDagoth -The Bachelor - [PG] The_Two_Eternities - [AG] Alistair Dragovich -Minecraft Avatar - [AG] That-Random-Guy - [AG] Torix -Argent - [N] Splashcat - [PG] Urus - [AG] (Sorry I forgot to put you here last time!) |
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That-Random-Guy |
Posted: Apr 5 2020, 10:15 PM
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TRG 12 CP
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Nedben |
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FOCUS: 🅱ilgamesh decides the Cybermen invasion is just piecemeal as long as Rassilon can call in more, and opts to make the very ground of Gallifrey inhospitable. He chants the requisite quantum mnemonics, opening the Midas-brand goldening edition of Blingee! 🅱ilgamesh proceeds to release large amounts of gold into the soil and sky of the battlefield, rendering it long-term inhospitable to Cybermen in the form of damage over time by gold particulate problems. That's right, we're creating a long-lasting environmental side effect to deal with this!
CP: 12 -------------------- Are you a Homestuck? Join us in RVAU, where the games only stop out of character! https://discord.gg/QMUrzwn
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Alistair Dragovich |
Posted: Apr 5 2020, 10:48 PM
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The minecraft avatar looks at the form the Bachelor's Limo has taken on.
SURPRISE!: You do realize, you pompous cheeto, that THIS means WAR! The Minecraft Avatar then reveals that they have the full power of NETHERITE REGALIA! Their wealth and power established, they proceed to use a ton of their Netherite to make their Proto-TARDIS Minecart, which already has internal spacial warping down due to their creation, capable of withstanding external pressure of travel through the relative dimensions in space! This Netherite plating, niftily. makes it durable enough that not only does it gain another 5,000 HP, but the remaining two Actions give it enough durability to be used at ramming speed, acting as investments into its ATK. The Proto-TARDIS Minecart is now the Semi-TARDIS Minecart! And it will begin by ramming The Bachelor's TARDIS! -------------------- spooky here, isn't it?
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Paradoxdragonpaci |
Posted: Apr 5 2020, 10:52 PM
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Paradox:14
(x1)Incanting a ritual to pierce the dimensional barriers, Paradox opens up the Realm of Gold and assists Bilgamesh with their own Gold Covering Schemes with even more Gold of all kinds. |
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The_Two_Eternities |
Posted: Apr 6 2020, 12:34 AM
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Well that's odd. I could've sworn we only missed one update, not two.
CP: 11 +3(bonus) +2(two actions used) But at any rate, let's see what your idea is, Picture Narrator. The third action: ![]() Incidentally, www.squirrelpics.net is not a real website. The joke here is that this picture is not what squirrels are like at all. ![]() Rassilon undoubtedly tries to fight back against the… (Squirrel Marine? Squirrel Marine.), but right at a crucial point, he notices that, well, his lower half is missing. No, not because it’s not shown in the image. ![]() Because the Squirrel Marine pulled a chainsword. As you can see, things did not go well for Rassilon. After the attack, the Squirrel Marine leaves. Who knows, he might even show up again. |
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hungry visitor |
Posted: Apr 6 2020, 08:16 AM
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It seems my whole production scheme is foiled and my lava production does not work exactly like I thought it would. Instead of the lasers ATK being used for heating the stone into lava, the fabricator seems to make the lava itself, not even requiring an energy source.
It seems that physics are basically replaced with game rules that aren't fully known. I create a game rule research center which will generate data on the whole rule set (especially researching the mind and personality of the GM since the rule 'what the GM says goes' is quite arcane at the moment). (1 CP) I give the Lava Fabricator the ability to overcharge (2CP), which means that it will heal the Perpetuum Mobile fully if the Perpetuum Mobile is not pristine (and as much as possible if there is not enough energy to fully heal it) by using the energy of the accumulators to accelerate its working. |
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Urus |
Posted: Apr 6 2020, 12:17 PM
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![]() Do I Dare Disturb the Universe? ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: Between 450 and 850 Status: N/A ![]() |
[1A] Light alone will not do. I tape several smaller flashlights from the pile to the head of a much larger flashlight to form a morningstar (the spiked mace weapon, not the robot paladin nor the celestial body). Oh, and I smack a Cyberman with it.
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ManiacMastR |
Posted: Apr 6 2020, 01:13 PM
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FOCUS: I walk over to the Meta-Bachelor and pull out a ring. With tears in my eyes, I say the magic sentence of "Will you marry me?"
The Meta-Bachelor, elated that this has finally happened, is about to say yes, when a thought hits him. If he says yes, then he shall not be a Bachelor anymore! All his life, he had been shaped around the idea that he is a Bachelor, but now... now he is about to no longer be that! While the Meta-Bachelor is having this existential crisis, I kick him in the shins. -------------------- Wait signatures still exist?
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JOEbob |
Posted: Apr 6 2020, 05:00 PM
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[2x] I store 2 more CP.
[1x] I throw a match at the remains of the shrubbery, then cast a necromantic spell on it, causing it to rise again in my service, a swirling storm of ash and wood. I direct it to defend the Realness Tree, so it will. |
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TotallyNotDagoth |
Posted: Apr 6 2020, 08:31 PM
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“You know, silver is nice looking and all, but I think it’s time to add something much more beautiful to my little clone here-diamonds! After all, I deserve the best, and that’s true no matter which version of me it is!”
2x: The Bachelor holds up a vial of liquid diamond and injects it into the Meta-Bachelor. It’s body quickly reflects this as it becomes shining and bright. It’s attack is increased by 2 CP. 1x: The Bachelor sees that his TARDIS is under attack, and chuckles like a dumbass. “Now now, that’s rather rude. Some people just need to learn manners, don’t they? Yes, I think they do. Such savages, these primitive life forms.” The Bachelor pulls out a device that looks like a USB drive, presses a button on it, and aims it towards the Semi-TARDIS Minecart. A beam of light hits it, but doesn’t see, to do any damage. Then, suddenly, the Semi-TARDIS Minecart starts contorting, it’s textures getting mixed up and sometimes disappearing completely! The Bachelor has injected a virus into the Minecraftian code! |
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redoubtableEagle |
Posted: Apr 7 2020, 12:11 AM
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![]() Toa of Insomnia ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 21 Location: Minnesota, U.S.A. Status: N/A ![]() |
You charge!
You successfully imbue the very battlefield with gold! All Cybermen will now take 15,000 damage each turn during the EoTB!
You upgrade the Proto-TARDIS Minecart into the Semi-TARDIS Minecart!
You charge! You boost the damage capabilities of the gold, allowing it to do 20,000 damage each turn!
You charge! Rassilon attempts to dodge the Squirrel Marine's attack, but finds that he did not account for his legs suddenly being missing before the reason for them being missing is explained! He takes 1 damage!
You receive a message from on high! RE: Hey, sorry about the inconvenience! RE: Truth be told, I have difficulty understanding what exactly you mean with your actions, which is why things haven't been going the way you intend for them to go. RE: I'll do my best to clarify some things, however. RE: Ask me any specific questions you want answered and I'll answer them next turn! It seems you now have a direct line to the GM! What will you ask? You dump the 8 accumulated energy into the Lava Fabricator, giving it 40,000 extra HP to give! The Perpetuum Mobile is fully healed, and you boost the vehicle's total HP to 72,500! However, you notice Rassilon's gaze lingering on the Perpetuum Mobile for an uncomfortably long time...
Flashlight Morningstar created! However, as you created it and attempted to attack a Cyberman in the same action, it grants only 5,000 bonus damage, and your own attack is reduced to the same amount of damage! You strike the Cyberman, dealing 10,000 damage!
You attempt to propose to the Meta-Bachelor, but a Cyberman gets in your way! You deal 30,000 damage to the poor robot's shins, obliterating it utterly!
You charge! You use necromancy to raise the Protective Shrubbery from the dead! It is now the Undead Protective Shrubbery! Due to its state of being, all of its previous upgrades have been lost, and it only has 5,000 HP!
The Meta-Bachelor gains 5,000 ATK! You infect the Semi-TARDIS Minecart with a virus! This reduces its maximum HP by 5,000! ======= The gold-imbued battlefield takes its toll on the remaining Cyberman, destroying it! Rassilon scowls, and decides to take action himself! He turns to the Perpetuum Mobile, currently the most dangerous AG entity on the field, and uses his Gauntlet of Rassilon to assault in on a molecular level! The Perpetuum Mobile takes 40,000 damage, and 2 Accumulators are destroyed! The Realness Fruit Tree grows 2 Realness Fruits, and gains 1 Realness Point! The Accumulators gain 2 Energy, and the Lava Fabricator heals the Perpetuum Mobile by 7,500 HP! The Semi-TARDIS Minecart rams the Bachelor's TARDIS, dealing 5,000 damage! The Robot Necromancy Pylon gathers 1 Broken Part! The Meta-Bachelor attacks the Undead Protective Shrubbery, destroying it! Rassilon: 7/10 HP [PG] [BATTLEFIELD EFFECT: GOLD-IMBUED] Cybermen take 20,000 damage each turn. Meta-Bachelor: 10,000/10,000 HP, 7,500 ATK [The Bachelor - PG] The Bachelor's TARDIS: 5,000/15,000 HP [The Bachelor - PG] Realness Fruit Tree: 10,000/10,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] 6 Realness Fruit (3 Realness Points, gains 1 per turn) Perpetuum Mobile: 40,000/72,500 HP, 5,000 ATK [hungry visitor - AG] x2 Accumulators (2 Energy, gains 2 each turn) Lava Fabricator (Heals Perpetuum Mobile by 7,500 each turn) Semi-TARDIS Minecart: 15,000/15,000 HP, 5,000 ATK [Minecraft Avatar - AG] Robot Necromancy Pylon: 2,500/5,000 HP [Archer Bowman - AG] 2 Broken Part (Gains 1 each turn, spawns AG Cyberman upon gaining 8 parts) JOEbob - [AG] (7 Realness Points) Paradoxdragonpaci - [AG] (Paradoxicality increased) ManiacMastR - [AG] hungry visitor - [N] Nedben -Archer Bowman - [AG] -The Doctor (Human) - [AG] Equipped: Magical Sonic Screwdriver (Bonus 5,000 HP to hardlight shields) -ilgamesh - [AG] TotallyNotDagoth -The Bachelor - [PG] The_Two_Eternities - [AG] Alistair Dragovich -Minecraft Avatar - [AG] That-Random-Guy - [AG] Torix -Argent - [N] Splashcat - [PG] Urus - [AG] Equipped: Flashlight Morningstar (5,000 bonus damage if used) |
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A1: 🅱ilgamesh and Archer make a bunch of hand signs and create a lime vortex, which is like the Time Vortex's barrier wall but composed of limes. The lime vortex is then compression blasted into the exterior shell of the Bachelor's TARDIS, attempting to push it into a TARDIS's natural siege mode, rendering it a panicking cube that probably hides in The Bachelor's inventory until it gets repaired or something.
A2: As a gesture of peace from a fellow different spacetime vehicle user, The Doctor (human) uses his sonic screwdriver to cast an antivirus program on the Semi-TARDIS Minecart... A3: ...and in doing so, this repairs the textures with Hatsune Miku's secret physical manifestation holodeck hardlight technology, improving the Semi-TARDIS Minecart's HP again. CP: 12 -------------------- Are you a Homestuck? Join us in RVAU, where the games only stop out of character! https://discord.gg/QMUrzwn
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