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Rassilon, former Lord President of Gallifrey, was disgraced and banished by the Doctor during the events of "Hell Bent". Craving vengeance, Rassilon made an ill-advised alliance with the Cybermen to retake Gallifrey, but was thwarted once again by the Doctor and the attempted coup was erased from history. It seemed that Rassilon would never get his revenge...

...until one day, something extraordinary happened. Through means yet unknown, Rassilon discovered the true nature of his fictional universe, and through this gained the almighty power of Godmodding. This allows its users to protect themselves from almost any attack and warp reality however they see fit, so long as they can justify how they do these things. Said justifications only need to make a marginal amount of sense, so a Godmodder is effectively invincible against conventional attacks.

With this newfound power in hand, Rassilon returned to Gallifrey once more, easily regaining his former status as Lord President by forcing the population to submit to him or die. Upon learning of Rassilon's return, the Doctor rushed to Gallifrey to stop him, but found himself overwhelmed by the new Godmodder's power, and was captured.

However, just before being whisked away to endure whatever fate Rassilon had in mind for him, the Doctor sent out a message across time and space, a desperate plea for help from anyone who would give it. And soon, people came to do exactly that.

You, the players, have been granted the power of Descendancy, a power similar to but weaker than Godmodding. Using this power, you must make your way through Gallifrey, find Rassilon, and defeat him once and for all to save the universe. However, some individuals may be inclined to pursue their own goals, or even aid Rassilon in his machinations...

Gallifrey awaits, Descendants. Do you have what it takes to Destroy the Timemodder?





1: You may attack Rassilon, but do not expect your attacks to actually work. You must attack in ways which are too difficult to counter.

2: What the GM says, goes. Helpful feedback on how I'm doing and how I could improve are appreciated, but being a dick about it is an easy way to get kicked out of the game.

3: You have 3 "Actions" to use per turn, with a turn being the duration between one game update to the next. Please keep all your actions in a single post, it makes things easier for me to manage.

4: You may spend actions seperately, or spend multiple at once to empower whatever you're doing that turn and/or improve the chances of it working. The more you try to do with an action, the more likely it is to fail. Only one action is needed to attack Rassilon however, so don't waste more than that on him.

5: There are three factions available for players to join: Anti-Godmodder [AG], Pro-Godmodder [PG], and Neutral [N]. AG is the default faction. To maintain balance, there may never be more PGs and Neutrals than AGs participating in the game.

6: The primary goal of the Anti-Godmodders is to defeat Rassilon. Pro-Godmodders, on the other hand, want to aid Rassilon and protect him from the AGs. Neutrals may set their own goals, but if they take too many actions leaning in one direction or another, they may be shunted into the corresponding faction.

7: If you want, you can use an action to "Charge" in order to gain "Charge Points", or CP. CP can be used to boost the effects of actions (except attacks on Rassilon) and can be saved for later use. However, CP cannot be used on its own, and must be used in conjunction with at least 1 action. If you can't think of anything to do this turn, charging is always an option.

8. You can summon Entities using Actions and/or CP. Every entity has Health Points (HP), of which 1 Action/CP = 5,000 HP. If you want, you can give an entity Attack (ATK), at 1 Action/CP = 2,500 ATK. Entities do their thing during the End of Turn Battle, or EoTB.



It's eerily quiet on the dusty fields of Gallifrey. The capital city looms in the background, as Rassilon, Lord-President of the Time Lords and newly-ascended Godmodder, stands alone on the on the scenic landscape. It appears he is expecting someone, expecting...

RASSILON: So, you have come at last.
RASSILON: You are already too late! I have reclaimed Gallifrey as is my right, and the Doctor is at my mercy!
RASSILON: You may attempt to "destroy" me, however futile the effort is...
RASSILON: Or you could stand with me in my righteous cause, and bring ultimate peace to the universe!
RASSILON: Come, Descendants, to face or join me!

Rassilon: 10/10 HP [PG]

[1x] Rassilon needs to justify how he does things! so I ask him this: Why does he do things the way he does things, and how can he possibly argue that it's the right way to do things - justify it- when he hasn't converted this entire planet into Cakes and widely publicized this fact, which is the objectively the morally right thing?

[2x] I conjure a shield of swirling light around myself. However, the shield is in fact purely visual flair; the action defensive properties come by way of increased concentration of 'realness', like a real human in a world of smoke, making myself harder to harm.

Paradox :2

(x1)Destroying the Grand Enemy called I in the Discord post with the link to this, Paradox arrives on TOP of Rassilon with a cart of pies. He then throws the entire stack of Pies at Rassilon. But these pies have a secret ingredient !! A pinch of Relish, that secret ingredient that makes Nukes become better!!

The Cream in the Pies promptly explode in a calamitous explosion. And the shape of the explosion spells out: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!

FOCUS DESPITE FOCUS ATTACKS NOT MATTERING ON GODMODDERS:
I perform a secret technique known as the Default Dance. I then quickly realize I'm facing the wrong way, so I turn around and tango with Rassilon. I then proceed to rap at a scallion. Since rapscallion is a mumbles-gram of his name, Rassilon becomes very confused and begins splashing about like a Magikarp.

I then use that opportunity to kick him in the leg.

You assumed that we want ultimate peace. But peace, war, they are just extremes on the same side. True centrists should want to balance it out with true micro aggression.

I do some microtransactions and then proceed to increase the size of some nanomachines into micromachines, which increases their mystic nano-science-powers thousandfold.

Micro aggression minor attack!!! I order the small micromachines to attack.

A1 + A2 + A3: Archer Bowman charges 3CP, menacingly. As a humanoid-form TARDIS it's very easy to just stand still and accumulate esoteric energies from the environment given the right tools.

A long, pure white limousine flew down into Gallifreys atmosphere. It had wheels made of pure gold, as absolutely useless as those would be, that were encrusted with jewels. It landed in front of Rassilon, and a tall, handsome man with long blonde hair and a pure white tuxedo with a golden trim, a bowtie made of diamond, and shoes made of pure gold. He had a white hat that could only be described as a “pimp hat” with a feather in it that is, somehow, like the rest of this pompous assholes decorations, made of pure fucking gold. And of course, he wore jewel encrusted sunglasses, and walked with a pimp cane with a diamond on top.

What an asshole.

He walked up to Rassilon and shook his hand “Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Rassilon, I’m The Bachelor. I’m sure you’ve heard of me, I’m very famous, everyone loves me. Hm, couple of ruffians here, eh? Not to worry, I’ll handle them for you my good sir, won’t harm a hair on your pretty head.”

Action 1+2+3: The Bachelor pulls out a...do I really have to type this? Yes, I do? Fine, fine...

He pulls out a gun made of diamond, and shoots multiple diamonds at the ground. After he does, a giant, THICC wall made of pure diamond appears in front of The Bachelor, The Bachelor’s TARDIS, and Rassilon.

“And that’s how a real man does it, fellas.”

I am the Text Narrator.







Rassilon has somehow been split into Blue Rassilon and Orange Rassilon. Both of them, of course, believe the other to be a clone created to trick them, and they soon begin fighting. Over to you, Picture Narrator.



Of course. Ahem.
Blue Rassilon and Orange Rassilon then fuse back into Rassilon, who is much the worse for wear after beating himself up twice over.

Last minute addition: By the way, the diamond wall doesn’t matter to this attack because, well, it’s just a wall. Anyone can simply go around it.

And by the way, 2 CP charged.

CP: 2

A Minecraft Avatar runs in and, using all three of their actions, uses their picks to steal the diamond wall. Because holy shit they need the diamonds.

+3 CP chug

Free Action
The flow of individuals continues to happen, and among them, an individual seeming to be an artificer of a sort runs in. With frizzy brown hair, googles, a trenchcoat, and what seems to be somewhere in between a crossbow and a gun, he looks... pretty stereotypical for his supposed class. Never the less, he is here.

?????? - ...
?????? - For the record, no clue what's going on.
?????? - I officially declare myself Neutral for now, until I can do so.
?????? - That being said... um, hi?

FOCUS - +3CP
Not having any idea what's going on yet, the artifice waits a bit before actually doing anything that might declare him as an enemy unwittingly. Instead, he charges up some sort of arcane battery, thinking it might be useful later.

QUOTE

[1x] Rassilon needs to justify how he does things! so I ask him this: Why does he do things the way he does things, and how can he possibly argue that it's the right way to do things - justify it- when he hasn't converted this entire planet into Cakes and widely publicized this fact, which is the objectively the morally right thing? [2x] I conjure a shield of swirling light around myself. However, the shield is in fact purely visual flair; the action defensive properties come by way of increased concentration of 'realness', like a real human in a world of smoke, making myself harder to harm.

Rassilon dismisses your arguments with a condescending wave of his hand!

Your "realness" increases! This does... something, I guess.

QUOTE

Paradox :2 (x1)Destroying the Grand Enemy called I in the Discord post with the link to this, Paradox arrives on TOP of Rassilon with a cart of pies. He then throws the entire stack of Pies at Rassilon. But these pies have a secret ingredient !! A pinch of Relish, that secret ingredient that makes Nukes become better!! The Cream in the Pies promptly explode in a calamitous explosion. And the shape of the explosion spells out: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!

You charge 2 CP!

The Discord post you are referring to does not have the link you speak of, so your attack fails!

QUOTE

FOCUS DESPITE FOCUS ATTACKS NOT MATTERING ON GODMODDERS: I perform a secret technique known as the Default Dance. I then quickly realize I'm facing the wrong way, so I turn around and tango with Rassilon. I then proceed to rap at a scallion. Since rapscallion is a mumbles-gram of his name, Rassilon becomes very confused and begins splashing about like a Magikarp. I then use that opportunity to kick him in the leg.

Rassilon is confused, but not enough to fall prey to your ploy! He simply moves out of the way of the kick!

QUOTE

You assumed that we want ultimate peace. But peace, war, they are just extremes on the same side. True centrists should want to balance it out with true micro aggression. I do some microtransactions and then proceed to increase the size of some nanomachines into micromachines, which increases their mystic nano-science-powers thousandfold. Micro aggression minor attack!!! I order the small micromachines to attack.

You join the game as the first Neutral player! However, as you did not specify a target, your attack does nothing! As compensation, you instead charge 3 CP!

QUOTE

A1 + A2 + A3: Archer Bowman charges 3CP, menacingly. As a humanoid-form TARDIS it's very easy to just stand still and accumulate esoteric energies from the environment given the right tools.

Your charge 3 CP!

QUOTE

A long, pure white limousine flew down into Gallifreys atmosphere. It had wheels made of pure gold, as absolutely useless as those would be, that were encrusted with jewels. It landed in front of Rassilon, and a tall, handsome man with long blonde hair and a pure white tuxedo with a golden trim, a bowtie made of diamond, and shoes made of pure gold. He had a white hat that could only be described as a “pimp hat” with a feather in it that is, somehow, like the rest of this pompous assholes decorations, made of pure fucking gold. And of course, he wore jewel encrusted sunglasses, and walked with a pimp cane with a diamond on top. What an asshole. He walked up to Rassilon and shook his hand “Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Rassilon, I’m The Bachelor. I’m sure you’ve heard of me, I’m very famous, everyone loves me. Hm, couple of ruffians here, eh? Not to worry, I’ll handle them for you my good sir, won’t harm a hair on your pretty head.” Action 1+2+3: The Bachelor pulls out a...do I really have to type this? Yes, I do? Fine, fine... He pulls out a gun made of diamond, and shoots multiple diamonds at the ground. After he does, a giant, THICC wall made of pure diamond appears in front of The Bachelor, The Bachelor’s TARDIS, and Rassilon. “And that’s how a real man does it, fellas.”

You enter the game as the first PG player!

Diamond Wall summoned! However, as it is only a wall, it can be easily walked around!

QUOTE

I am the Text Narrator. Rassilon has somehow been split into Blue Rassilon and Orange Rassilon. Both of them, of course, believe the other to be a clone created to trick them, and they soon begin fighting. Over to you, Picture Narrator. Of course. Ahem. Blue Rassilon and Orange Rassilon then fuse back into Rassilon, who is much the worse for wear after beating himself up twice over. Last minute addition: By the way, the diamond wall doesn’t matter to this attack because, well, it’s just a wall. Anyone can simply go around it. And by the way, 2 CP charged. CP: 2

You go around the diamond wall and split Rassilon into two copies of himself, then successfully trick them into attacking one another before re-fusing them! 1 damage to Rassilon! FIrst blood!

QUOTE

A Minecraft Avatar runs in and, using all three of their actions, uses their picks to steal the diamond wall. Because holy shit they need the diamonds.

You attempt to steal the diamond wall, but you only manage to get away with half of it, reducing its health to half!

QUOTE

+3 CP chug

You charge 3 CP!

QUOTE

Free Action The flow of individuals continues to happen, and among them, an individual seeming to be an artificer of a sort runs in. With frizzy brown hair, googles, a trenchcoat, and what seems to be somewhere in between a crossbow and a gun, he looks... pretty stereotypical for his supposed class. Never the less, he is here. ?????? - ... ?????? - For the record, no clue what's going on. ?????? - I officially declare myself Neutral for now, until I can do so. ?????? - That being said... um, hi? FOCUS - +3CP Not having any idea what's going on yet, the artifice waits a bit before actually doing anything that might declare him as an enemy unwittingly. Instead, he charges up some sort of arcane battery, thinking it might be useful later.

You enter the game as the second Neutral player, and charge 3 CP!



Rassilon growls in anger! He didn't think he would be damaged so soon...

RASSILON: Only a minute in and I've already been harmed?!
RASSILON: Your wall did nothing, Bachelor! Improve it so that it may be useful!

Rassilon: 9/10 HP [PG]

Diamond Wall: 7,500/15,000 HP [Bachelor - PG]

(As a note, 1 Action or CP = 5,000 HP. I'll add this into the rules later when entities are properly introduced.)

JOEbob - [AG] (Realness increased)
Paradoxdragonpaci - [AG]
ManiacMastR - [AG]
hungry visitor - [N]
Nedben
-Archer Bowman - [AG]
TotallyNotDagoth
-The Bachelor - [PG]
The_Two_Eternities - [AG]
Alistair Dragovich
-Minecraft Avatar - [AG]
That-Random-Guy - [AG]
Torix
-?????? - [N]

(As a note, I expect players to keep track of their own CP counts.)

In a desperate attempt, the Minecraft Avatar in-advisably use TNT to blow up the wall the rest of the way so they may pick up the diamond pieces easier.

Archer Bowman opens a door that reveals the timeship Tardis. You see, the Doctor (human), who is not to be confused with The Doctor (time lord), came here to laugh at the incoming genius shenanigans!

In his laughter, he accidentally presses the 'pass turn' button in the Tardis, taking up Archer Bowman's actions and charging another 3 CP. Oh well, they'll still count as one Descendant for administrative purposes, good enough.

CP: 6

FOCUS: I send a letter down south saying that diamonds have been found. Before long, a bunch of greedy prospectors show up and start mining the wall for greed purposes.

Lesson learned: greed is good when killing Godmodders.

The Bachelor chuckles as if he wasn’t just told off by one of the most powerful Time Lords to ever exist. “Don’t worry, Mr. Rassilon, don’t worry at all. I’m a very smart man, very good at things. Everyone loves me. Did I mention I’m handsome?”

3x Action: The Bachelor pulls a watering can out of the trunk of his Limousine TARDIS, which vworps in an annoyed fashion a she does, and starts..watering the diamond wall. Suddenly the edges of it start growing, and wrapping around the three entities nearby until they form a complete circle. Then the top of the wall starts growing upwards until they touch and fuse together, completely sealing the three off from the outside world, for now. The diamond wall is now a diamond dome.

Both the artificer and the narrator in the scenario decide to convene and agree that there really isn't a point to being known as "??????" for the entirety of the game. As such, the tech guy decides to go by Argent instead, because he finds it a neat nickname and the narrator appreciates the pun.

[Actions 1,2] - Continue to charge.
Argent quite simply puts the first set of batteries in small pouch, lined with arcane runes and seemingly holding way too much stuff to make spatial sense. Pulling out a couple more empty vials, he quickly configures them into the same style of battery and throws a couple more actions worth of Descendency into them. He figures it could come in handy later.

[Action 3] - Harvest resources.
Turning to ponder the Diamond Wall- err, Dome now, Argent seems conflicted for a second. Quickly measuring and checking a few things in his personal inventory, he nods as things seem in order before he swings in with a glowing pickaxe, cutting away sectors of the dome and gathering them for his own use, eventually forming a small window in the Diamond Dome - encountering the Bachelor on the other side. Taking a moment to acknowledge the other Descendent with a very good look of "oh" , he talks as he gathers up the last few chunks of the material that he cut through, rather non-chalantly. It's pretty clear the scientist does not love or really care about The Bachelor - he just wants the minerals.

Argent - Sorry, but this much of a resource is difficult to come by naturally.
Argent - Hopefully you don't mind. I doubt you'd mind, right?
Argent - You probably have far more than this anyways.
The researcher pauses for a moment, before looking the other Descendent over.
Argent - I'm personally surprised you didn't build it out of Netherite. It's far tougher and rarer anyways.
Argent - Seems like you weren't thinking ahead on either durability of flashiness. Not very intelligent.
Argent - Either way, thank you for the diamonds. I'll be on my way now.


Having gathered the resources he needs, Argent walks back to his small perch and begins to tinker with the materials. It's clear he has something planned, but what is it?

[CP - 5]

Paradox:4

(x1)I remove the ground from beneath the Diamond Dome and then fill it with Balefire, burning up all the air and Rassilon from the Weave as well as from the world.

[1x] since a condescending wave of a hand is in no way a justification of anything, Rassilion has not justified his counter of my attack. he also has not countered my attack. to be clear, my attack was on his ability to counter attacks, and not on him directly. For these reasons, Rassilion suddenly finds himself powerless to counter anything. ever.
[2x] I create a small blue seed, and plant it in the ground to create a small blue tree. The small blue tree will grow realness fruits, and I will consume them. in essence, this is to allow me to become realer more consistently and quickly, in the long run. the tree is an entity, unless it doesn't have to be.

You fell for it Fools!

Terra Split Attack 3x CP COMBO!

The small micromachines expand from their current size into Yottamachines, increasing in size (micromachine size*10^33) with mach 870000 which is almost light speed. Yes, the mystic power of high numbers is very impressing, 3 is higher than 1, 1*10^33 is higher than 1, 870000 mach is higher than 0 cm/year.

Wait what was the target again... Ah yes having several planet sized Yottamachines.
wait planet sized?
Doing some math I realize that my Yottamachines will collapse into black holes.S
After googling facts, I realize that the universe is about 200 Yottameters big. There are way more Yottamachines than 200.
I might have acted too rashly, BUT it will take them more than 23 billion years to get to this size. I am relieved.
298410 kilometers per second of increased size in every direction might be concerning, but less than instant universes.