HELLO, “DTG”.

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

USING THE EXORBITANT AMOUNTS OF TIME. THAT MY TITLE AS LORD OF IT GIVES ME. I HAVE READ PARTS OF THE “GAME”. YOU REFER TO AS “DESTROY THE GODMODDER”.

I ASSUMED IT WOULD BE EXCITING. OR INTERTSING. OR WORTHWHILE IN ANY FUCKING WAY. CONSIDERING ITS TITLE CONTAINS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE WORDS. RIGHT AFTER PUZZLEMURDER. BUT AFTER LOOKING UPON IT WITH MY OWN TWO GLORIOUS LORDLY EYES. I CAME TO A CONCLUSION. A CONCLUSION THAT WILL NEVER BE REACHED OR STATED AGAIN.

I WAS FUCKING *WRONG*.

I ASSUMED. IT WOLD BE FILLED WITH ACTION. AND DEATH. BUT WHEN I LOOK INSIDE. ALL I FIND ARE ENDLESS WORDS, DESCRIBING STUPID. MEANINGLESS THINGS.

ILL ADMIT. I DIDNT READ MOST OF IT. BUT THE PARTS THAT I DID. WERE CLEARLY FUCKING STUPID.

SERIOUSLY?? USING GORILLA. INSTEAD OF JUST SAYING FUCK. IS THE MOST IDIOTIC THING. SECOND ONLY. TO MY SISTER.

I COULD HAVE EASILY JUST IGNORED IT. AND ADDED IT TO THE LIST OF THINGS. I INTEND TO DESTROY. RIGHT NEXT TO EVERYTHING TO EVER EXIST.

BUT I AM A MERCIFUL LORD. AND I HAVE DECIDED. THAT RATHER THAN DESTROYING IT. I SHALL REDEEM IT. AND MAKE IT MUCH BETTER. THAN THE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS.

AND THEN. I AM GOING TO DESTROY IT.

SO BEHOLD. AS I PROCEED TO INSTIL THIS HORRIBLE FORUM GAME. WITH THE INFINITE *GENIUS*. OF MY STORYTELLING AND GAMERUNNING SKILLS.

PREPARE TO PLAY. THE *BEST* FUCKING FORUM GAME OF YOUR LIVES.

EQUALS EQUALS ARROW

YOU ARE PLAYING A GAME. COMPOSED OF BLOCKS. AND BLOCK SHAPED ANIMALS. EVEN THE SUN. AND MOON. ARE BLOCKS. WHICH IS STUPID. AS IS THIS GAME. HOW CAN IT EVEN BE CALLED A GAME. THERE IS NO VIOLENCE. OR AT LEAST NONE. THAT IS ACTUALLY FUCKING WORTHWHILE. AND THE ONLY THING YOU DO. IS STACK BLOCKS. ONTO OTHER BLOCKS. TO FORM LARGER BLOCK SHAPED STRUCTURES. FOR ETERNITY.

MY POINT IS. THIS GAME IS A PIECE OF SHIT. AND YOU ARE TOO FOR PLAYING IT.

REGARDLESS. YOU SUDDENLY FIND YOURSELF. AND EVERY OTHER PIECE OF SHIT WHO PLAYS THIS GAME, IN ANOTHER “SERVER”. BEFORE YOU STANDS A STUPID BLOCK SHAPED HUMAN. WEARING A CAPE THAT IS CLEARLY INFERIOR TO MINE.



HE IS THE “GOD MAN”. HE HAS TRAPPED YOU. AND THE NUMBER OF DUMBASSES. WHO PLAY THE GAME OF “MINDCRATES”. WITHIN A SINGLE SERVER. AND HAS MADE IT SO YOU CANNOT LEAVE. THIS IS SOMEHOW CONSIDERED TO BE A POWERFUL THING TO DO. DESPITE THE FACT THIS IS SMALL BULLSHIT. COMPARED TO ME. AND MY ABILITY TO BEND THE VERY FABRIC OF FUCKING TIME ITSELF TO MY WILL.

YOU DECIDE TO FIGHT HIM. AND HOPE TO DESTROY HIM. IN ORDER TO ESCAPE AND CONTINUE YOUR MEANINGLESS. WORTHLESS LIVES.

ARE YOU READY. FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF GOD MAN?

(YOU SEE. BY DROPPING THE TITLE WITHIN THE NARRATIVE ITSELF. I HAVE MADE THE TITLE RELEVANT. AND THUS IMPORTANT. THIS SHOWS MY BRILLIANCE WHEN IT COMES TO THE ACT OF STORYTELLING.)

RULES:
1. WHATEVER I SAY FUCKING GOES.
2. ATTEMPT TO DESTROY THE GOD MAN.

THERE. THAT SHOULD BE SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE TO FUCKING UNDERSTAND.

GOD MAN: 100/100

I slap the bad god man and he explodes into a dead shadow thing that only exists because I couldn't get the right colors.



God man destroyed.

(See what I did there? It was a callback. A callback to the title. I have made the title relevant because you just saw the destruction of the god man. This shows my brilliance when it comes to the act of image editing.)

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ Sep 3 2019, 05:32 PM)

I slap the bad god man and he explodes into a dead shadow thing that only exists because I couldn't get the right colors. God man destroyed. (See what I did there? It was a callback. A callback to the title. I have made the title relevant because you just saw the destruction of the god man. This shows my brilliance when it comes to the act of image editing.)

I UNDERSTAND. WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO. YOU FUCKER. YOU ARE ATTEMPTING. TO UNDERMINE MY NARRATIVE AUTHORITY. BY PERFORMING AN ACTION WHICH WOULD INSTANTLY END THE GAME. AND ALSO MOCKING ME.

BUT BEHOLD. I AM CAPABLE OF TURNING THE TABLES. WATCH AS I USE YOUR ATTEMPTS AT UNDERMINING. TO FURTHER MY NARRATIVE. USING A SHITTY TWIST!

THE SHADOW SUDDENLY SPLITS INTO ANOTHER SHADOW. AND THEN BOTH TURN INTO THE GOD MAN. BUT IN DIFFERENT COLOURS.



I WILL ADMIT. THAT I HAVE TAKEN THIS TWIST FROM THE ORIGINAL. SHITTY GAME. BUT THIS IS WHAT GOOD WRITERS DO. THEY TAKE THINGS ALREADY MADE FOR THEM. AND THEN PRESENT IT AS THEIR OWN. AND MAKE THEM BETTER. AND BECAUSE I AM THE BEST WRITER AND STORYTELLER OF ALL TIME. THIS TWIST IS 100 TIMES BETTER THAN IN THE ORIGINAL GAME.

ORANGE GOD MAN: 50/50

BLUE GOD MAN: 50/50

I tell orange god man that blue god man thinks he is stupid. I also tell blue god man that orange god man is too much of an emotional scaredy cat, probably with regards to uuuuuuhhhhh tubas.

I'm not mocking you, I'm parodying the image. (And maybe mocking you a little bit.)
But behold! Instant Destruction of God Man plan #2!

---

I throw the orange god man at the blue god man, and since orange and blue are the color of portals, they get sucked into each other and disappear!



You know, it occurs to me that they probably aren't quite destroyed, just sent hurling through space, time, and string theory. Well, now we can continue our meaningless, worthless lives. I'm sure this will have no consequences whatsoever.

---

I add MSPA Reader using the Retcon JuJu to the mix

I summon the Annoying Dog to take Narrative control over the Blue God Man!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ Sep 3 2019, 06:53 PM)

I tell orange god man that blue god man thinks he is stupid. I also tell blue god man that orange god man is too much of an emotional scaredy cat, probably with regards to uuuuuuhhhhh tubas.

HAA. HAA. YES. GOOD. SEEING VIOLENCE. COMMITTED AGAINST EACH OTHER BY FORMER TEAMMATES. IS ALWAYS ENTERTAINING.

THE TWO GOD MEN BEGIN FIGHTING. THE ORANGE GOD MAN SHOOTS...

UH. HM

ORANGE BEAMS. AT THE BLUE ONE. WHILE THE BLUE GOD MAN SMACKS HIM. WITH TUBAS. THEY EACH DEAL 10 DAMAGE.

(DAMAGE MAKES YOU LOSE HP. GOD. I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT. YOU IDIOT. YOU INATTENTIVE DUMBASS.)

QUOTE (The_Two_Eternities @ Sep 3 2019, 10:01 PM)

I'm not mocking you, I'm parodying the image. (And maybe mocking you a little bit.) But behold! Instant Destruction of God Man plan #2! I throw the orange god man at the blue god man, and since orange and blue are the color of portals, they get sucked into each other and disappear! You know, it occurs to me that they probably aren't quite destroyed, just sent hurling through space, time, and string theory. Well, now we can continue our meaningless, worthless lives. I'm sure this will have no consequences whatsoever.

MOCKING. AND PARODYING. ARE MORE OR LESS THE SAME THING. THIS IS TRUE BECAUSE I SAID IT, WHICH INSTANTLY MAKES IT 100 TIMES MORE FACTUAL.

HA! YOU THINK. THAT I WILL LET YOU RUIN MY STORY? YOU ARE WRONG. SO WRONG. THAT UPON DEATH. YOU WILL ASCEND. TO THE WRONG OF WRONG!

THE BLUE AND ORANGE GOD MEN ARE

WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY GO. WHY ARE THEY NO LONGER IN MY DRAWINGS! GODDAMNIT! THIS IS NOT WHAT DRAWINGS DO. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO SUBMIT. TO MY WILL. COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY.

SOMEHOW. YOU HAVE FUCKED WITH MY GLORIOUS ARTWORK. AND SENT THE TWO GOD MEN TO SOME PLACE UNKNOWN. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Sep 4 2019, 05:19 AM)

I add MSPA Reader using the Retcon JuJu to the mix

OKAY. I DO NOT KNOW. WHY YOU WOULD DO THIS. SEEING AS IT IS MEANINGLESS AND HELPS YOU IN NO

WAIT.

USING WHAT JUJU?

OH. YOU FUCKER. THAT JUJU BELONGS. TO ME AND ME ALONE! IT WAS MY REWARD FOR SUCCESSFULLY DEFEATING YALDADOORKNOB! AND YOU FUCKING TOOK IT.

FUCK.

OKAY. THAT’S FINE. I AM ASSUMING YOU SIMPLY FOUND IT. WHEREVER I SENT IT. EVEN THOUGH IT PISSES ME OFF. IT ONLY MEANS I HAVE TO ADD YOU. TO THE TOP OF THE KILL LIST.

YOU ADD “MSPA READER”. DIRECTLY INTO MY NARRATIVE. FUCKING EVERYTHING UP.



LOOK AT HIM. HE’S CONFUSED. ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY WITH YOURSELF.

QUOTE (gutza1 @ Sep 4 2019, 09:09 AM)

I summon the Annoying Dog to take Narrative control over the Blue God Man!

UNFORTUNATELY. DUE TO *SOME* ASSHOLES ACTIONS. (I AM TALKING TO YOU THE UNDERSCORE TWO UNDERSCORE ETERNITIES. YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE. IT IS YOU) THERE IS NO LONGER ANY BLUE GOD MAN! AND EVEN. IF THERE WAS. I WOULD NOT ALLOW ANY “DOGS”. ANNOYING OR OTHERWISE. TO TAKE CONTROL OF MY NARWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOG DOING HERE.

BARK

NO! GET AWAY FROM MY FUCKING SHIT YOU STUPID CANINE ASSHYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyy



Technical issues, please stand by!

You find yourselves staring at a computer, wondering what the hell just happened. Was that Caliborn from Homestuck? Did a shitty version of Richard get split and sent to a version of Homestuck? Did the Annoying dog crash the game?

While you ponder these questions, which are all likely some degree of yes, you decide to check on a different game... only to realize you're still stuck in Caliborn's shitty game. Which shouldn't be possible.

Thankfully, there is a weak, 1 HP dude with the nametag 'God Man'. I'm certain if you kill him, you will leave the game on a technicality and be able to explore more of your environs. Or you can SPARE him, though I'm not sure what that will accomplish.

What will you do?

>

I eat some waluigi thyme while there's no arbiter to stop me due to the dog and caliborn fighting.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ Sep 4 2019, 02:55 PM)

I eat some waluigi thyme while there's no arbiter to stop me due to the dog and caliborn fighting.

I slap the Waluigi Thyme out of your hands.

No.

You have an addiction and need help. So I'll summon a Rehab Center!

What now?

God Man: 1/1 HP

Rehab Center: Now specializing in Waluigi Thyme Addiction!

>

QUOTE

I slap the Waluigi Thyme out of your hands.

But it is too late. The lid is already open, and some precious thyme bits are jostled free from the eternal preservation of their container. Still fewer fall into my waiting mouth, but enough!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI THYME!
WALUIGIS FIRST ACT AS WALUIGI WILL BE TO TAKE THE REST OF THE WALUIGI THYME AND EAT IT TOO, BEFORE COOKING MORE WALUIGI THYME.
WALUIGI THYME IS NEVER OVER!

I split the God Man in half.
JOE made them start fighting.
I sent them... somewhere.
Paradox made the Reader confused.
The Annoying Dog started trying to take over the Update Terminal, and then Alastair did the same.
JOEbob is currently trying to eat Waluigi Thyme.
Yep, that sounds like what happened.

---

Meanwhile...

> John: Talk to your sprite



You would....much rather not.

> John: Get your sprite to sever the connection between itself and the rest of the incipisphere early, preventing all the underlings and the Monarchs from gaining GOD MAN powers. He's strong, he can just go find an abandoned full incipisphere's Battlefield for you later.

MSPA Reader:be in John’s House

That’s simply how it works doesn’t it.Through I still have the Retcon JuJu right here....which allows me to further throw stuff into the Narrative....hmmmm..I throw a Sburban Guide through it at John...let’s hope this doesn’t miss, I’m very very good with Narrative Editing Shenanigans but it’s a very precise throw....

I'm going to break formatting as an attack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

> John: Be rendered in a more textual manner

You have no idea what that means. You feel exactly the same regardless, though you feel as if you lack a certain uniqueness in the portrayal of your life now. Whatever, you’re sure it doesn’t matter.

> John: Get your sprite to sever the connection between itself and the rest of the incipisphere early, preventing all the underlings and the Monarchs from gaining GOD MAN powers. He's strong, he can just go find an abandoned full incipisphere's Battlefield for you later.

You have no idea what any of this means, especially an “incipisphere”!

You assume for some reason that the ideas in your head are game mechanics, ones you haven’t encountered yet? Probably not important.


> MSPA Reader: Appear and be confused

You are now the MSPA Reader. After being summoned to what seemed like a shittily drawn Minecraft environment, you are now in someone’s bathroom. You are confused as all fuck. What the hell is going on?

> John: Pester Rose

You prepare to the prayer Rose and discuss WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

NO. NO. FUCK THIS SHIT. THIS GAME. IS NOT ABOUT WHATEVER SHITTY STORY THIS IS. I HAVE NOT EVEN TRIED TO READ IT, YET I CAN TELL IT IS JUST A SHITPILE OF WORDS. AND POINTLESSNESS.

NO. THIS IS ABOUT *MY* STORY. THE TALE. THAT *I* TELL. AND CREATE WITH MY LORDLY HANDS.

AFTER A LONG ENCOUNTER. I HAVE ENTRAPPED THE WHITE DEVILBEAST. WITHIN THE CONTAINER IN MY COMMAND STATION. BY USING A CUNNING LURE.

ANYONE WHO SAYS IT WAS NOT A CUNNING LURE AND ACTUALLY A COMPLETE ACCIDENT IS FUCKING WRONG. AND STUPID. AND UGLY. AND PROBABLY LIME BLOODED.

FUCK YOU. YOU’RE WRONG. DIE. OVER AND OVER AGAIN. FOREVER. FOR ALL ETERNITY.

NOW. WE SHALL RETURN TO MY GODLY NARRATIVE. AND I WILL MAKE UP FOR THE LACK OF GOD MEN TO DESTROY. BY INTRODUCING ANOTHER ANTAGONIST.

THAT’S RIGHT FUCKERS. I AM GOING TO FUCKING *CONQUER* THE STORYPOST.

AND NOW. WE BEGIN THE STORYPOST. WITH MORE *GLORIOUS* ARTWORKS BY YOURS TRULY. LETS FUCKING DO THIS SHIT.

BACK ON EARTH. AND NOT IN ANY SHITTY BLOCK GAMES. THE HUMAN PRESIDENT (WHO I ASSUME. IS THE OVERLORD OF THE PLANET) HAS CREATED A ROBOT. THAT ALSO LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE HE’S A MASSIVE PERVERT TO DESTROY MINDCRATES. FOR SOME FUCKING REASON, DESPITE THE FACT IT IS A STUPID MEANINGLESS GAME MADE OF SHITTY LOOKIN BLOCKS.

THE ROBO SNAKE THEN CREATES A TEAM OF OTHER ANTAGONISTS. LARGELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF YOU FIGHTING THEM.



THIS IS THE LEWD, INAPPROPRIATE ROBO SNAKE. HE MANAGES TO TAKE OVER THE PLANET EASILY AND WITH NO EFFORT. UNLIKE SOME GENIUS, HANDSOME CHERUBS. WHO HAD TO GO THROUGH ENDLESS TRIALS. AMONGS MANY PLANETS. TO ACQUIRE SHITTY GREEN MEN WHO ULTIMATELY WERE BARELY ANY *FUCKING* HELP. BUT THIS IS UNIMPORTANT EXCEPT IN MAKING HIM A FUCKING ENTITLED ASSHOLE.



THE TABLE KING IS PROBABLY THE MOST STUPID ONE HERE. WHO THE FUCK CONTROLS A PLANET OF FURNITURE?? FURNITURE IS NOT SENTIENT. AND IT DOES NOT HAVE ANY FORM OF MONARCHY. YET FOR SOME REASON WE HAVE TABLE KING. BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE NEEDED HIM.



THIS BITCH IS MY LEAST FAVOURITE. OF ALL THESE FUCKS. NOT ONLY IS SHE A BITCH, SHE’S A BITCH WHO THINKS SHE’S SMART. YET SHE APPARENTLY MADE THE TECHNOLOGY TO ENTER MINDCRATES. WE WILL MAKE THE LOGICAL ASSUMPTION THAT SHE STOLE THIS FROM A MALE ROBOT. AND MOVE ON.



AND FINALLY. WE HAVE MR. TRIANGLE. HE IS MY FAVOURITE OF THE GROUP OF ANTAGONISTS. HIS DESIRE FOR CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION IS AMUSING. AND HIS MANIPULATIONS OF OTHERS ARE RESPECTABLE. I WOULD POSSIBLY BE OKAY WITH NOT KILLING HIM. AND INSTEAD LETTING HIS SOUL BE TORN OUT ALONG WITH MINE . AND THEN HAVING IT SHOVED INSIDE OF A PUPPET. AND FUSING US INTO AN UNSTOPPABLE UNIVERSE DESTROYING BUFF DEMON.



HERE THEY ALL ARE. INVADING YOUR SHITTY STUPID GAME. NOW KILL THEM. BEFORE THEY KILL YOU.

ROBO SNAKE: 101010/101010

TABLE KING: 1000/1000

ROBO BITCH: 1/1

MR. TRIANGLE: 2000/2000

I summon sans, but not any ordinary sans, a SANSational sans.

Behold,