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Sep 3 2019, 04:23 PM
HELLO, “DTG”.

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

USING THE EXORBITANT AMOUNTS OF TIME. THAT MY TITLE AS LORD OF IT GIVES ME. I HAVE READ PARTS OF THE “GAME”. YOU REFER TO AS “DESTROY THE GODMODDER”.

I ASSUMED IT WOULD BE EXCITING. OR INTERTSING. OR WORTHWHILE IN ANY FUCKING WAY. CONSIDERING ITS TITLE CONTAINS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE WORDS. RIGHT AFTER PUZZLEMURDER. BUT AFTER LOOKING UPON IT WITH MY OWN TWO GLORIOUS LORDLY EYES. I CAME TO A CONCLUSION. A CONCLUSION THAT WILL NEVER BE REACHED OR STATED AGAIN.

I WAS FUCKING *WRONG*.

I ASSUMED. IT WOLD BE FILLED WITH ACTION. AND DEATH. BUT WHEN I LOOK INSIDE. ALL I FIND ARE ENDLESS WORDS, DESCRIBING STUPID. MEANINGLESS THINGS.

ILL ADMIT. I DIDNT READ MOST OF IT. BUT THE PARTS THAT I DID. WERE CLEARLY FUCKING STUPID.

SERIOUSLY?? USING GORILLA. INSTEAD OF JUST SAYING FUCK. IS THE MOST IDIOTIC THING. SECOND ONLY. TO MY SISTER.

I COULD HAVE EASILY JUST IGNORED IT. AND ADDED IT TO THE LIST OF THINGS. I INTEND TO DESTROY. RIGHT NEXT TO EVERYTHING TO EVER EXIST.

BUT I AM A MERCIFUL LORD. AND I HAVE DECIDED. THAT RATHER THAN DESTROYING IT. I SHALL REDEEM IT. AND MAKE IT MUCH BETTER. THAN THE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS.

AND THEN. I AM GOING TO DESTROY IT.

SO BEHOLD. AS I PROCEED TO INSTIL THIS HORRIBLE FORUM GAME. WITH THE INFINITE *GENIUS*. OF MY STORYTELLING AND GAMERUNNING SKILLS.

PREPARE TO PLAY. THE *BEST* FUCKING FORUM GAME OF YOUR LIVES.

EQUALS EQUALS ARROW

YOU ARE PLAYING A GAME. COMPOSED OF BLOCKS. AND BLOCK SHAPED ANIMALS. EVEN THE SUN. AND MOON. ARE BLOCKS. WHICH IS STUPID. AS IS THIS GAME. HOW CAN IT EVEN BE CALLED A GAME. THERE IS NO VIOLENCE. OR AT LEAST NONE. THAT IS ACTUALLY FUCKING WORTHWHILE. AND THE ONLY THING YOU DO. IS STACK BLOCKS. ONTO OTHER BLOCKS. TO FORM LARGER BLOCK SHAPED STRUCTURES. FOR ETERNITY.

MY POINT IS. THIS GAME IS A PIECE OF SHIT. AND YOU ARE TOO FOR PLAYING IT.

REGARDLESS. YOU SUDDENLY FIND YOURSELF. AND EVERY OTHER PIECE OF SHIT WHO PLAYS THIS GAME, IN ANOTHER “SERVER”. BEFORE YOU STANDS A STUPID BLOCK SHAPED HUMAN. WEARING A CAPE THAT IS CLEARLY INFERIOR TO MINE.



HE IS THE “GOD MAN”. HE HAS TRAPPED YOU. AND THE NUMBER OF DUMBASSES. WHO PLAY THE GAME OF “MINDCRATES”. WITHIN A SINGLE SERVER. AND HAS MADE IT SO YOU CANNOT LEAVE. THIS IS SOMEHOW CONSIDERED TO BE A POWERFUL THING TO DO. DESPITE THE FACT THIS IS SMALL BULLSHIT. COMPARED TO ME. AND MY ABILITY TO BEND THE VERY FABRIC OF FUCKING TIME ITSELF TO MY WILL.

YOU DECIDE TO FIGHT HIM. AND HOPE TO DESTROY HIM. IN ORDER TO ESCAPE AND CONTINUE YOUR MEANINGLESS. WORTHLESS LIVES.

ARE YOU READY. FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF GOD MAN?

(YOU SEE. BY DROPPING THE TITLE WITHIN THE NARRATIVE ITSELF. I HAVE MADE THE TITLE RELEVANT. AND THUS IMPORTANT. THIS SHOWS MY BRILLIANCE WHEN IT COMES TO THE ACT OF STORYTELLING.)

RULES:
1. WHATEVER I SAY FUCKING GOES.
2. ATTEMPT TO DESTROY THE GOD MAN.

THERE. THAT SHOULD BE SIMPLE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE TO FUCKING UNDERSTAND.

GOD MAN: 100/100

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