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 Destroy the Godmodder: Anarchy Edition, Where there are no rules, only mistakes
TotallyNotDagoth
 Posted: Aug 19 2019, 05:47 PM
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Hello yes, there is Godmodder. You must destroy him for he is bad God Man. Bad God Man is bad, this is a universal truth.

Rules:

There are none! That’s the point! Just try to attack the Godmodder.

Godmodder: 100/100 HP
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pionoplayer
 Posted: Aug 19 2019, 05:49 PM
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I destroy the godmodder.
Since there aren't any rules saying this doesn't kill him, it kills him.

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JOEbob
 Posted: Aug 19 2019, 05:58 PM
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I add a rule saying anyone named JOEbob is invulnerable to attack and can kill anyone instantly. I also make a rule saying only JOEbob can make further rules, a rule saying JOEbob can ignore all the rules, and a rule saying nobody else can ignore the rules.
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Paradoxdragonpaci
 Posted: Aug 19 2019, 06:15 PM
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As a Shard of ParadoxDragon,I play pianos menacingly while approaching the Godmodder to slap him only for the Piano to grow 3 hands to Faceslapx3 combo the Godmodder while an Airhorn suddenly plays right into his ears
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FlamingFlapjacks
 Posted: Aug 19 2019, 09:00 PM
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YOU are YOU.
FISH is FISH.
FISH can POP
RUN

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Alistair Dragovich
 Posted: Aug 20 2019, 11:20 AM
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I proceed to burn JOE's rules at the stake for their heresy.

I then add the Godmodder's corpse to the pile as an afterthought.

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TotallyNotDagoth
 Posted: Aug 20 2019, 09:51 PM
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QUOTE (pionoplayer @ Aug 19 2019, 04:49 PM)
I destroy the godmodder.
Since there aren't any rules saying this doesn't kill him, it kills him.

You destroy the Godmodder! Immediately a clone of him appears, completely identical except with one less health.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ Aug 19 2019, 04:58 PM)
I add a rule saying anyone named JOEbob is invulnerable to attack and can kill anyone instantly. I also make a rule saying only JOEbob can make further rules, a rule saying JOEbob can ignore all the rules, and a rule saying nobody else can ignore the rules.


You add all of these rules! How neat.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Aug 19 2019, 05:15 PM)
As a Shard of ParadoxDragon,I play pianos menacingly while approaching the Godmodder to slap him only for the Piano to grow 3 hands to Faceslapx3 combo the Godmodder while an Airhorn suddenly plays right into his ears


You faceslap the Godmodder, who is too confused by the fact there is a living piano to defend himself! He takes 3 damage.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ Aug 19 2019, 08:00 PM)
YOU are YOU.
FISH is FISH.
FISH can POP
RUN

As you say this the Godmodder is suddenly sent to some unknown place! He returns a second later, shaken and traumatised and with one damage taken.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Aug 20 2019, 10:20 AM)
I proceed to burn JOE's rules at the stake for their heresy.

I then add the Godmodder's corpse to the pile as an afterthought.


You burn the rules! Since there are no rules stating that non-physical concepts such as rules can’t be destroyed, they are destroyed and thus removed from the game!

You destroy the original Godmodders body! The clone thanks you, looking at his own dead corpse was disturbing.

Godmodder: 95/99


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Alistair Dragovich
 Posted: Aug 20 2019, 09:57 PM
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FlamingFlapjacks
 Posted: Aug 20 2019, 10:20 PM
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I hit the godmodder for 10 damage.

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TotallyNotDagoth
 Posted: Aug 20 2019, 11:09 PM
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QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Aug 20 2019, 08:57 PM)
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No, me.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ Aug 20 2019, 09:20 PM)
I hit the godmodder for 10 damage.


The Godmodder starts throwing a tantrum, and says you can’t do that! I, The GM, point out that since their are no rules there’s no reason you can’t. He curses a lot but unfortunately has no choice but to accept it.

Godmodder: 85/99
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JOEbob
 Posted: Aug 21 2019, 06:06 AM
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I add even more rules because there's no curse of repetativeness. the rules are:
1)JOEbob is invulnerable to attack and can kill anyone instantly.
2) only JOEbob can make further rules,
3) the rules cannot be burnt or ignored and must be followed
4) the rules cannot be destroyed or bypassed and fuction on intent
5) JOEbob can ignore all the rules,
6) nobody else can ignore any of the rules.
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FlamingFlapjacks
 Posted: Aug 21 2019, 07:39 AM
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I become a Omega+ Godmoder.

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TotallyNotDagoth
 Posted: Aug 21 2019, 11:42 AM
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QUOTE (JOEbob @ Aug 21 2019, 05:06 AM)
I add even more rules because there's no curse of repetativeness. the rules are:
1)JOEbob is invulnerable to attack and can kill anyone instantly.
2) only JOEbob can make further rules,
3) the rules cannot be burnt or ignored and must be followed
4) the rules cannot be destroyed or bypassed and fuction on intent
5) JOEbob can ignore all the rules,
6) nobody else can ignore any of the rules.


You make more rules! Meanwhile I regret not making any of my own and never can, since that would invalidate the entire point of this and

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ Aug 21 2019, 06:39 AM)
I become a Omega+ Godmoder.


You become an Omega+ Godmodder! The Godmodder complains that this violates the basic rules of the Godmodding ladder, but again, he can’t really do anything about it!

Godmodder: 85/99
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JOEbob
 Posted: Aug 21 2019, 11:45 AM
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I add another couple of rules:
7) When JOEbob instakills someone, they cannot be brought back to life.
8) if JOEbob destroys a concept, it cannot be applied to anyone thereafter.

Then, I instakill all the Godmodders at once.
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Alistair Dragovich
 Posted: Aug 21 2019, 12:14 PM
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I point out that I'm neither destroying nor bypassing the Rules by changing what said rules are. Nor am I ignoring them since I am acknowledging their existence. Intent is hard to prove and therefore thrown out on a faulty basis.

I change the rules to as follows:

1)No one can make further rules for this game.
2)No one can make further rules for this thread.
3)No one can make further rules for this Godmodder fight.
4)You cannot alter these rules or destroy them in any significant fashion.
5)You cannot retroactively destroy these rules.
6)No one is above these rules, not even myself.
7)Anyone found trying to impose the concept of rules through other means must allow others the ability to fight back against them that is within their means.
8)These rules take effect the second they are approved by the GM and cannot be altered once it has happened. Also Rule 5 is clarified to also cover instances of undoing the creation of said rules.

I also point out to anyone who notices the EDIT thing that rules 7 and 8 were discovered after the creation of this post and added in since this post was used to change the rules. No rules were added and the rules not being altered were referring to the ones in this post in particular - as is evidenced by 'these rules'. Plus, intent and spirit, like I've said, are hard to prove.

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Paradoxdragonpaci
 Posted: Aug 23 2019, 02:27 AM
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I become a Omega++ EXE Psi Godmodder And then expose the Godmodder with 85/99 HP to the Meme Tea which possibly drives him insane, 50/50 between that or death.
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FlamingFlapjacks
 Posted: Sep 5 2019, 03:28 PM
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I become METATRON EX, the final boss of the game. This triggers a game flag that sets the Godmodder to 0.0000000000001 HP

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