Also, fill in your plocos ya' dinguses

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jul 8 2019, 03:25 PM)

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 13 / 16) Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 6 / 7) I grab the torchstaff in one hand, using it to loght up my surroundings. Unless given reason not to, I proceed to stab the assailant's with my six-sided slasher.(reason not to being finding out they are humans or consorts.)

The area around you is lit up! The enemies attacking you are Basilisks, who hiss and retreat a few feet. They seem to have some special traits.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Jul 8 2019, 04:39 PM)

MENU ---Talents--- -Gunplay- True Grit: Gain grit through badassery. [3]. Sharp Shooting: -1 Grit; aim for the [anything]. Trick Shot: -X Grit; 1 ricochet per Grit -Culinary- Baking up a Storm: Bake a cake. Grocery Run: 1d6 random consumables. Out of This World: Turn an underling into a cake. ---Alchemy--- [1,2] Glitchy Gauntlets || (Paper Glyphfueled Hood && Blackheir Hood) = Shitty Chinese Knockoff Noctes Consumens (Level 哦伊艾: 9 / 11) Bullets || ( Bandages && Shattered Timekeepers ) = Rewinder Rounds. (Level 8: 5 / 9) ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker Magic Cueball A Gun [III] Frying Pan Bullet Lighter Healing Cakes x 3 Paincake leviathancake Beholdercake rogue of blood pjs infinite use pencil paincake everblight cake fruit cake blackheir hood the infinity bottle of liquid mana zap lenses paper glyph glove ---Equipped--- Primary: The Infinity Secondary: Pistol [IIIIII] Generic Clothes (shoes, socks, glasses, shirt) Armor: Rogue of Blood's Hood [2] Armor:  Blackheir Hood Turban Equipment: Zap Lenses Equipment: paper glyph glove --Allies-- Queen Impa II.Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. Zombie Ogre.  Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor). Wearing Rock Shirt. Johnny V. The Infinity. Johnny Five Supercharged.  Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five. Pope the Doggo. 25% Dodge. Affection: 55%. Wearing Skaiatech Omegacollar, Atomic Tophat. Anarchist's Cookbot: Wearing chefsuit 2001. Wielding frying pan Johnny Five O' Clock. Wearing Sylph's Dress. Wielding Clockbreaker. Sjrek Lich. Wearing Messiah Robes. Wielding Merlin’s Wizsticks. Mawflumph flying forwards. Queen Impa II goes on overwatch, ready for any surprise attacks Zombie Ogre goes on overwatch Johnny V goes on overwatch, Supercharged Johnny Five does a training sequence with me. Anarchist Cookbot simmers some meat in grape juice, creating an... interesting new meal. Johnny Five O' Clock goes on overwatch Shreklich, now even more magical, heals the anarchist cookbot some more Mawflumph continues onwards Yeah I grin- train some more x2

You do the trainy thing! +5 EXP.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jul 11 2019, 01:07 AM)

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 14 / 16) Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 7 / 7) I pull out my trusty chainbreaker, and hold it ready. If either of the shadowy figures attack me, they will first find themselves launched back by my hammer.

Another Johnny Five enters the world. God is dead.
You ready yourself for a COUNTER!

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Jul 24 2019, 05:05 PM)

/ploco

It’s been two thousand years apex
i scream

QUOTE (Nedben @ Jul 24 2019, 05:06 PM)

Creation Glyph && Zodiac Sigil = Starborn Sigil (Level 12: 6 / 13) Power Gauntlets Alpha && Medigun = MediFists (Level 7: 6 / 8) The Nedbens head into a flurry of throwing the Dynamite Imps into the Mage Imps. This is how throwing weapons work, shhh.

Bam bam bam! Two Dynamite Imps die, and a spell backfires in a Mage Imp’s face, causing vines to grow across the field…
+5 EXP.

QUOTE (hungry visitor @ Jul 25 2019, 07:46 PM)

Oh a sock puppet. Lethal if inhaled- which is not very likely. Rain coat. I like this. I start a fire and now... hmm... I need something to grill anyone know something? I think hmm... where to get some food. Do we need to resort to cannibalism? Are there any animals? I take a stick, a knife and carve a spear. hmm... I go hunting, wearing the raincoat. Also look for edible plants.

...uh.
I don’t think the raincoat is finished yet. Also, please keep track of your alchemies.
You have food. Check the main sheet.
You create a Crappy Spear.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jul 26 2019, 10:57 AM)

/ploco

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

QUOTE (SirNatureWriter @ Jul 31 2019, 03:10 PM)

Fizzy Drink && Fizzy Drink && Cowboy Hat = Juicer Hat. (Level 6: 3 / 7). Cardboard Box && Broken Skateboard = Skate or Die Lootbox (Level 3: 3 / 4) I get to a good vantage point and look for anything that looks promising to explore.

You climb up to the top of the Alchemiter Base, and gaze out into the distance. You notice a ruined house with a golden glow emitting from the center, and there seems to be a huge storm surrounding the town. Not over the town, just around it…

QUOTE (Nedben @ Aug 6 2019, 09:03 PM)

Creation Glyph && Zodiac Sigil = Starborn Sigil (Level 12: 7 / 13) Power Gauntlets Alpha && Medigun = MediFists (Level 7: 7 / 8) Yeet away the dynamite imps before they can explode. If none remain, start yeeting the mages.

You commit great yeet, sending all but two of the dynamite imps into the distance! They’ll detonate harmlessly this turn!
EoTB:

The Dynamite Imps explode! The two still on the field are the only ones to deal damage, blasting a hole in the Alchemiter Walls for 20 damage!
The Mage Imps pool around their cauldron, and cast some spells on it using all their actions… It swirls, and spits out a Swamp Elemental! It can’t be harmed by conventional attacks, so find a way to hurt it…
It spits out sludge, blinding Pope and preventing him from attacking! Then, it gurgles menacingly, which does nothing?
Or does it?
...nope.
The first Troll hesitates when attacking, glancing at Pope… It decides to smack the Batteries! Electricity Courses through their hands, jumping from battery to battery and dealing 6 damage to all of them, and 12 damage to the Energizer Bunny!
The second Troll lifts up the armored Apex and yeets him at his fellow players! This deals 4 damage to him, and 10 damage to Paradox and SirNatureWriter! Winkins dodges!
Now, the S side!
The Energizer Bunny fires two Lasers through the ranks of the Underlings, killing 3 Mage Imps, and dealing 12 damage to Troll B! The Shocking Grasp spell on Troll B is dispelled!
The Nightmare stomps a Mage Imp to death!
Apex’s Lich lashes out, dealing 3 damage to all Underlings!
Regen happens. The plants in the garden finish growing, adding even more stuff to the inventory.
The fires on his armor down Apex! Uh oh.

Battlefield:


Distance from the Tower: 540 Units.
Field Effects: N/A.
Weather: N/A.
Terrain: N/A.

[UND] Troll A. 64 / 80 Hp. Ogre prototyped with a stuffed bull. Shocking Grasp: II. Shocking Hands causes the Troll to inflict Weakened and deal +3 damage with their attacks.
[UND] Troll B. 65 / 80 Hp.
[UND] Mage Imp. 5 / 8 Hp.
[OBJ] Cauldron. Filled with a strange, bubbling, concoction..
[UND] Swamp Elemental. Will absorb all conventional attacks. 10 / 10 Hp.


[???] [S-BOSS] The Energizer Bunny. 68 / 80 Hp. 5 AC. Attackers take 4 damage. Shock and Awe: III

[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery A. 2 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Energizer Bunny.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery B. 2 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery A.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery C. 6 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery B.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery D. 6 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery C.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery E. 6 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery D.

[???] Mysterious Vines. Growing menacingly.
[S-OBJI] Cardboard Box. 1/1 Hp. One person can hide inside. Person hiding in it has 50% Dodge. Winkins inside.

[S] Hungry Visitor. 12 / 20 Hp.
[P-Apex] Apex’s Lich . 43 / 60 Hp.
[S] SirNatureWriter. 2 / 20 Hp.
[P-Apex/Kalare] Pope the Doggo. 19 / 20 Hp. 2 Regen. 25% Dodge. Affection: 100%. Rock Shirt Turban: +1 AC. Atomic Tophat: Attackers take 2 damage. Omega Collar: Gives adorable wizard hat, can cast spells.
[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 21 / 34 Hp. 1 AC.
[S] O.R.I.G.I.N: 18 / 20 HP.
[S] [P] ApexUltimo. 0 / 20 Hp. Jupiter: 5 AC. Cannot dodge or wear hats. On Fire1: III. On Fire! deals double damage because of the armor overheating.
[S] Nedben2: 17 / 20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[S] Nedben: 18 / 20 HP.
[S] Paradoxdragonpaci: 9 / 21 HP. Heirfree Hood: +25% Dodge, +1 MHP. Half damage from DoTs. Standing on Alchemiter Walls. Jade Witch’s Gown/Cape: Space Warping abilities. Limited ability to flashstep and create glowing clones of yourself that you can combo with. +5% Dodge.
[S] Winkins/Camo Guy. 20 / 20 Hp. Camo Suit: 25% Dodge. Nighthawk Badge: +10% Dodge.
[Vehicle] Car. Absolute Unit. Hitched to the Alchemiter Base, can pull it behind it.
[Vehicle?] Wagon. 12 / 12 Hp.
Alchemiter Walls. 26 / 46 HP. 2 AC. Defenses: Clothes. Has a giant hole in the middle.
[P-Kalare] Flumphs. 1 / 1 Hp x 38 Clinging to Alchemiter, allowing it to hover. Can be ordered to raise it higher.


Other Stuff:

[Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III. READY!

o

Sidequest Battlefield and EOTB:
Queen Impa II, the Zombie Ogre, Johnny Five O' Clock, and Johnny V all go on Overwatch!
Supercharged Johnny Five trains with TOG, giving TOG 4 more EXP and giving it a damage boost!
Anarchist Cookbot simmers some meat in grape juice, creating.. uh .
Shreklich slaps some heals on the Anarchist Cookbot via onion magics and ogreness.
The Basilisks lash out at everyone… And promptly get annihilated by all the Overwatches prepared this turn! Basilisks killed! The party advances forward into the darkness, their only light from Ender. Thanks to the light, you can now see you stand in the middle of a road, abandoned cars around you. Some of the cars have been clearly ripped apart by something, huge claw marks visible. And of course, you can see the damage the falling meteors have done.
It’s quiet. Something lets out a screech that echoes through the city.
Regen happens. The portal fades. Ender gains 5 EXP for countering the basilisks.

NOTE: All of your alchemies are paused right now, and you cannot create more while the sidequest is going on. You can only use items in the Sidequest Inventory section.. THE ABOVE IS NULLED AS LONG AS THE PORTAL REMAINS.
Field Effects Darkness. You are unable to scout ahead, as the darkness blocks your sight. You can only move forward and pray. The area around you is lit up for now by Ender.
Weather: N/A.
Terrain: City Outskirts..

[S] [ELITE] The Mawflumph. 80 / 80 HP. 15% Dodge. Gaze: IIII
[S] [P] Ender_Smirk: 10 / 20 HP. Green Hoodie: +15% Dodge. Green Glasses: Lasers Off. Once turned on cannot be turned off. Ever.
[S] King_Fuffy. 17 / 20 Hp. Glyph Gauntlets: ???.
[P] Kalare. 20 / 20 Hp. Will revive at 5 HP instantly upon death, once. Inside store. Blackheir Hood Turban: +35% Dodge. Rogue of Blood PJs: +2 Regen. Every time you kill a enemy, gain a Blood Point.You may expend Blood Points to heal yourself and a ally for (3*x) HP, where x is how many points you are expending. You gain 9 points if you somehow slay a boss. Points: II. Glitchy Gauntlet. Zap Lenses: Can zzzzzzZZAP foes. Paper Glyph Glove: Can inscribe glyphs on things you are touching. 4 Flumphshields.
[P] Shrek Lich. 57 / 60 Hp. Messiah Robes: -1 AC, +25% Magical Power, can be called upon for magical acts. Merlin’s Wizsticks: Magic. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare]???] Anarchist Cookbot. 12 / 12 Hp. -1 AC. The Ultimate Recipe: III. Chef’s Hat: +25% Cooking Ability*. 2 Flumphshields.
*Cooking Ability may or may not be a stat.
[P-Kalare] Imp Deux. 7 / 7 Hp. Loyal to TOG. Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. 1 AC, Imps might defect. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Ogre. 40 / 40 Hp. Loyal to TOG. Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor). 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Johnny Five o’ Clock. 10 / 10 Hp. 1 AC (Base: 3). Wearing Slyph’s Dress and wielding Clockbreaker. +3 Regen, -2 AC.2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Johnny V. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. The Infinity. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Johnny Five Supercharged. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Damage boosted. Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Ender] Johnny Five. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC.

Fizzy Drink && Fizzy Drink && Cowboy Hat = Juicer Hat. (Level 6: 4? / 7)
Cardboard Box && Broken Skateboard = Skate or Die Lootbox (Level 3: 4? / 4) Done?

I suddenly notice the fact that I've taken 95% of my health bar in damage.
"Wait, crap, what's going on?"
I then proceed to try and figure out what's going on to cause me to lose health.

If that doesn't take an action, I'm going to start heading towards that golden city. Looks more interesting than this place.

Creation Glyph && Zodiac Sigil = Starborn Sigil (Level 12: 8 / 13)
Power Gauntlets Alpha && Medigun = MediFists (Level 7: 8 / 8) Done!

The nedbens use the power of Neptune to drain the swamp and also electrocute it into electrolysis of water, for boosted multitype damage against the Swamp Elemental.

(Action)I Animate the Admin Tools
(Bonus)I Flash step down to the Fray, preparing for a Spell devastating

Old Man Dagoth returns. You don’t know where he went, or how he came back. You feel it’s better not to ask.

OMD proceeds to use the Sludgesnatcher to get the Paradox slime of Alexander the Great, and dumps all of it inside Vat 1.

He starts an alchemy.

Gun && Stick

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 15 / 16)
Smirk decides it is best to carefully press forwards into the city, wary of the obviously large creature that is somewhere around here.

(Action)With the Skaia Sticks and the Admin Tools, I invoke the Aspects of Light,Space and Void, to create a Blinding Explosion around me hitting the Mage Imp and the Trolls with a great amount of Force, even as Pumpkins pummel then from no apparent sources.

(Bonus)I wink at SirNatureWriter, activating the Medic Specs

(Finally remembered to post! WHOOOOP)

>Keane: Murder some bois.

I use all my actions to kill these basilisks using my skateboard. All of them.

thats really all there is to say on the matter

Crappy Spear II knife

I train and train some more x2

QUOTE (SirNatureWriter @ Sep 9 2019, 10:25 PM)

Fizzy Drink && Fizzy Drink && Cowboy Hat = Juicer Hat. (Level 6: 4? / 7) Cardboard Box && Broken Skateboard = Skate or Die Lootbox (Level 3: 4? / 4) Done? I suddenly notice the fact that I've taken 95% of my health bar in damage. "Wait, crap, what's going on?" I then proceed to try and figure out what's going on to cause me to lose health. If that doesn't take an action, I'm going to start heading towards that golden city. Looks more interesting than this place.

Skate or Die lootbox obtained!
It’s because… you’re… being attacked. By the underlings. In the EOTB. Make sure to read the dop thoroughly.
It’s a ruined house with a golden glow coming from it, but you head there anyway, running ahead of the group, and cautiously poking your head into the house. There’s a chest, like one from a video game, just sitting there, on top of a collapsed wall…..

QUOTE (Nedben @ Sep 9 2019, 11:47 PM)

Creation Glyph && Zodiac Sigil = Starborn Sigil (Level 12: 8 / 13) Power Gauntlets Alpha && Medigun = MediFists (Level 7: 8 / 8) Done! The nedbens use the power of Neptune to drain the swamp and also electrocute it into electrolysis of water, for boosted multitype damage against the Swamp Elemental.

The Swamp Elemental takes 4 damage! It dissolves into a puddle for second, then reforms, wavering…

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Sep 10 2019, 12:06 AM)

stats ---Skills--- Rewrite Objectify Blinding Slash(Cooldown:0 Turns left) Animate Meditate Witch Bolt ---Alchemy--- Developer's Coat&&Heirfree Hood 3/?? Nighthawk Badge&&Bowler Hat 3/?? ---Inventory--- Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes,Medic's Specs,Skaia Sticks,Rock Shirt,Chef's Hat,Stirfry ---Equipped--- Primary:Admin’s Tools Secondary:Oblivion's Timekeepers Generic Clothes Armor:Heirfree Hood Equipment:Medic Specs(Cooldown:0 turns left) (Action)I Animate the Admin Tools (Bonus)I Flash step down to the Fray, preparing for a Spell devastating

Developer's Coat && Heirfree Hood = Lord of Breath Pajamas (Level 8: 3 / 9)
Nighthawk Badge && Bowler Hat = Sleuth’s Hat (Level 10: 3 / 11)
You use ANIMATE, The Admin Tools zipping around you!
You ready yourself!

QUOTE (TotallyNotDagoth @ Sep 10 2019, 12:50 AM)

Old Man Dagoth returns. You don’t know where he went, or how he came back. You feel it’s better not to ask. OMD proceeds to use the Sludgesnatcher to get the Paradox slime of Alexander the Great, and dumps all of it inside Vat 1. He starts an alchemy. Gun && Stick

He’s backkkk. Welcome back, Dagoth!
Gun && Stick = Speak Softly (Level 8: 1 / 9)

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Sep 10 2019, 12:22 PM)

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 15 / 16) Smirk decides it is best to carefully press forwards into the city, wary of the obviously large creature that is somewhere around here.

You move forward, with the group…

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Sep 11 2019, 12:05 AM)

Stats --Skills--- Rewrite Objectify Blinding Slash(Cooldown:0 Turns left) Animate Meditate Witch Bolt ---Alchemy--- Developer's Coat&&Heirfree Hood 3/?? Nighthawk Badge&&Bowler Hat 3/?? ---Inventory--- Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes,Medic's Specs,Skaia Sticks,Rock Shirt,Chef's Hat,Stirfry ---Equipped--- Primary:Admin’s Tools Secondary:Skaia’s Sticks Generic Clothes Armor:Heirfree Hood Equipment:Medic Specs(Cooldown:0 turns left) (Action)With the Skaia Sticks and the Admin Tools, I invoke the Aspects of Light,Space and Void, to create a Blinding Explosion around me hitting the Mage Imp and the Trolls with a great amount of Force, even as Pumpkins pummel then from no apparent sources. (Bonus)I wink at SirNatureWriter, activating the Medic Specs

P O W !
20 DAMAGE! Mage Imp killed! 20 damage to both Trolls!
+14 EXP!

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Sep 11 2019, 12:44 PM)

Menu Strife: NOTHING! AAAAAAA Equip: Glyph Gauntlets Transportation: Glyphstel Sicktricker other stuff: Glitchy Gauntlets, Indigo Flame, Power Gauntlets Alpha, Spork Talents: Parkour (Probably a boost to climbing/jumping checks?) ~Glitchfixer Path~ Oracle of Errors: Override non-boss Underling A.I. and make them perform a simple action. (Finally remembered to post! WHOOOOP) >Keane: Murder some bois. I use all my actions to kill these basilisks using my skateboard. All of them. thats really all there is to say on the matter

They’re already dead. Oof…
You train for +6 EXP.

QUOTE (hungry visitor @ Sep 11 2019, 01:47 PM)

Crappy Spear II knife

Crappy Spear || Knife = Dualblade Staff (Level 4: 1/ 5)

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Sep 12 2019, 11:31 AM)

MENU ---Talents--- -Gunplay- True Grit: Gain grit through badassery. [3]. Sharp Shooting: -1 Grit; aim for the [anything]. Trick Shot: -X Grit; 1 ricochet per Grit -Culinary- Baking up a Storm: Bake a cake. Grocery Run: 1d6 random consumables. Out of This World: Turn an underling into a cake. ---Alchemy--- Glitchy Gauntlets || (Paper Glyphfueled Hood && Blackheir Hood) = Shitty Chinese Knockoff Noctes Consumens (Level 哦伊艾: 9 / 11) Bullets || ( Bandages && Shattered Timekeepers ) = Rewinder Rounds. (Level 8: 5 / 9) ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker Magic Cueball A Gun [III] Frying Pan Bullet Lighter Healing Cakes x 3 Paincake leviathancake Beholdercake rogue of blood pjs infinite use pencil paincake everblight cake fruit cake blackheir hood the infinity bottle of liquid mana zap lenses paper glyph glove ---Equipped--- Primary: The Infinity Secondary: Pistol [IIIIII] Generic Clothes (shoes, socks, glasses, shirt) Armor: Rogue of Blood's Hood [2] Armor:  Blackheir Hood Turban Equipment: Zap Lenses Equipment: paper glyph glove --Allies-- Queen Impa II.Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. Zombie Ogre.  Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor). Wearing Rock Shirt. Johnny V. The Infinity. Johnny Five Supercharged.  Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five. Pope the Doggo. 25% Dodge. Affection: 55%. Wearing Skaiatech Omegacollar, Atomic Tophat. Anarchist's Cookbot: Wearing chefsuit 2001. Wielding frying pan Johnny Five O' Clock. Wearing Sylph's Dress. Wielding Clockbreaker. Sjrek Lich. Wearing Messiah Robes. Wielding Merlin’s Wizsticks. Mawflumph flying forwards. Queen Impa II goes on overwatch, ready for any surprise attacks Zombie Ogre goes on overwatch Johnny V goes on overwatch, Supercharged Johnny Five does a training sequence with me. Anarchist Cookbot simmers some meat in grape juice, creating an... interesting new meal. Johnny Five O' Clock goes on overwatch Shreklich, now even more magical, heals the anarchist cookbot some more Mawflumph continues onwards I train and train some more x2

These orders are… the same as last turn, uhhh. Actually, is this just the same post as last turn?
+3 EXP.

EOTB
The Trolls glance around, fearful! Troll A surrenders! Troll B reaches out… and grabs the Cauldron in one massive fist! It then gulps down the contents! It begins to shake, it´s skin turning green and it growing! It becomes… oh my god… it becomes…
Troll English. I couldn´t think of something that rhymed with Lord and was related to ¨Troll¨ okay.
It smells of onions. Dear god.!
The Swamp Elemental begins preparing a attack, water swirling around it! It locks on to the Neds, Paradox, and Pope!

Battlefield:


Distance from the Tower: 540 Units.
Field Effects: N/A.
Weather: N/A.
Terrain: N/A.

[UND] Troll A. 44 / 80 Hp. Ogre prototyped with a stuffed bull. Shocking Grasp: II. Shocking Hands causes the Troll to inflict Weakened and deal +3 damage with their attacks. Surrendered!
[UND-ELITE]] Troll English. 70 / 70 Hp. Green: 100%.
[OBJ] Cauldron. Filled with a strange, bubbling, concoction..
[UND] Swamp Elemental. Will absorb all conventional attacks. 6 / 10 Hp.


[???] [S-BOSS] The Energizer Bunny. 68 / 80 Hp. 5 AC. Attackers take 4 damage. Shock and Awe: III

Full Stats

Actions: The Energizer Bunny has double action, and players can vote on what actions it will take,
Action list:
- LASER. Deal 12 damage. Cannot crit.
- Overcharge. Give two players minicrits (x1.5 damage) for one turn.
- Transfer Energy. Heal up to three targets for 7 HP.
- Manipulate. Exercise your godlike power and manipulate the environment in some way.
- Battery Party. Summon a Battery. There can be a max of 5 Batteries at a time.
[???] [PLR-ALY] Battery. 12 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard.
Attack: 4.
- Battery Assault. Deal 5x(y) damage, where (y) is how many Batteries are alive.
- BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM. Deal 25 damage to yourself and a target.
PASSIVE: Godly. The Energizer Bunny is immune to stuns.... and heals, unless it is targeted by a heal worth 18 or more HP.

[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery A. 2 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Energizer Bunny.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery B. 2 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery A.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery C. 6 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery B.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery D. 6 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery C.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery E. 6 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery D.

[???] Mysterious Vines. Growing menacingly.
[S-OBJI] Cardboard Box. 1/1 Hp. One person can hide inside. Person hiding in it has 50% Dodge. Winkins inside.

[S] Hungry Visitor. 12 / 20 Hp.
[P-Apex] Apex’s Lich . 43 / 60 Hp.
[P-Apex/Kalare] Pope the Doggo. 19 / 20 Hp. 2 Regen. 25% Dodge. Affection: 100%. Rock Shirt Turban: +1 AC. Atomic Tophat: Attackers take 2 damage. Omega Collar: Gives adorable wizard hat, can cast spells.
[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 21 / 34 Hp. 1 AC.
[S] O.R.I.G.I.N: 18 / 20 HP.
[S] [P] ApexUltimo. 0 / 20 Hp. Jupiter: 5 AC. Cannot dodge or wear hats. On Fire1: III. On Fire! deals double damage because of the armor overheating.
[S] Nedben2: 17 / 20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[S] Nedben: 18 / 20 HP.
[S] Paradoxdragonpaci: 9 / 21 HP. Heirfree Hood: +25% Dodge, +1 MHP. Half damage from DoTs. Standing on Alchemiter Walls. Jade Witch’s Gown/Cape: Space Warping abilities. Limited ability to flashstep and create glowing clones of yourself that you can combo with. +5% Dodge.
[S] Winkins/Camo Guy. 20 / 20 Hp. Camo Suit: 25% Dodge. Nighthawk Badge: +10% Dodge.
[Vehicle] Car. Absolute Unit. Hitched to the Alchemiter Base, can pull it behind it.
[Vehicle?] Wagon. 12 / 12 Hp.
Alchemiter Walls. 26 / 46 HP. 2 AC. Defenses: Clothes. Has a giant hole in the middle.
[P-Kalare] Flumphs. 1 / 1 Hp x 38 Clinging to Alchemiter, allowing it to hover. Can be ordered to raise it higher.

inside

A Firepit.
The Alchemiter!
[S-EVI] Water Reservoir (Leading to Garden, irrigation.) 100% Filled.
[S-EVI] Nedben’s Garden. Compost: Growth of everything quintupled.
Planted:
Tomato x 2. 100% Grown. Growing at a rate of 32% per turn.
Grape Bunch. 100% Grown. Growing at a rate of 32% per turn.
Pineapple x 2. 100% Grown. Growing at a rate of 32% per turn.

[i]Other Stuff:

[Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III. READY!

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Ruined House

[???] Chest. Unopened.

[S] SirNatureWriter. 2 / 20 Hp.


Sidequest Battlefield and EOTB:
People advance forward. Regen happens. The torch begins to dim..

NOTE: All of your alchemies are paused right now, and you cannot create more while the sidequest is going on. You can only use items in the Sidequest Inventory section.. THE ABOVE IS NULLED AS LONG AS THE PORTAL REMAINS.
Field Effects Darkness. You are unable to scout ahead, as the darkness blocks your sight. You can only move forward and pray. The area around you is lit up for now by Ender.
Weather: N/A.
Terrain: City Outskirts..

[S] [ELITE] The Mawflumph. 80 / 80 HP. 15% Dodge. Gaze: IIII READY.
[S] [P] Ender_Smirk: 10 / 20 HP. Green Hoodie: +15% Dodge. Green Glasses: Lasers Off. Once turned on cannot be turned off. Ever.
[S] King_Fuffy. 17 / 20 Hp. Glyph Gauntlets: ???.
[P] Kalare. 20 / 20 Hp. Will revive at 5 HP instantly upon death, once. Inside store. Blackheir Hood Turban: +35% Dodge. Rogue of Blood PJs: +2 Regen. Every time you kill a enemy, gain a Blood Point.You may expend Blood Points to heal yourself and a ally for (3*x) HP, where x is how many points you are expending. You gain 9 points if you somehow slay a boss. Points: II. Glitchy Gauntlet. Zap Lenses: Can zzzzzzZZAP foes. Paper Glyph Glove: Can inscribe glyphs on things you are touching. 4 Flumphshields.
[P] Shrek Lich. 57 / 60 Hp. Messiah Robes: -1 AC, +25% Magical Power, can be called upon for magical acts. Merlin’s Wizsticks: Magic. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare]???] Anarchist Cookbot. 12 / 12 Hp. -1 AC. The Ultimate Recipe: III. Chef’s Hat: +25% Cooking Ability*. 2 Flumphshields.
*Cooking Ability may or may not be a stat.
[P-Kalare] Imp Deux. 7 / 7 Hp. Loyal to TOG. Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. 1 AC, Imps might defect. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Ogre. 40 / 40 Hp. Loyal to TOG. Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor). 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Johnny Five o’ Clock. 10 / 10 Hp. 1 AC (Base: 3). Wearing Slyph’s Dress and wielding Clockbreaker. +3 Regen, -2 AC.2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Johnny V. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. The Infinity. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Johnny Five Supercharged. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Damage boosted. Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Ender] Johnny Five. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC.

Creation Glyph && Zodiac Sigil = Starborn Sigil (Level 12: 9 / 13)
Unreal Air && Admin Tools = ? (Level ?: 1 / ?)

The Nedbens use the Knife of Fate References to reference Formalcraft, using Element Conversion to convert some Air into Earth and thus patch the hole in the walls with more stone, or at least rammed earth. This is done by just sort of running around with it trailing magical energy to draw a magical circle and then just sort of cajoling the air into doing the other kind of alchemy for us.

(Action)I exchange my Tools for the Sticks and cast SPRAY AND PRAY, Blinding troll English
(Bonus)I adroitly Dodge Troll’s English flailing about and with usage of the Flashstep and the Afterimage Clones, distracting troll B with some good old punching, i manage to get away from the combat

Fizzy Drink && Fizzy Drink && Cowboy Hat = Juicer Hat. (Level 6: 5/7)
SAKnife && Umbrella || Clothing = ??? (1/???)

*Facepalm*
Of course. I'm being attacked. Don't know how I didn't see that. I equip my Glasses of Not Being a Blind Idiot that I totally have had the entire time.

Ooh, now that chest seems tempting. But I should probably wait for others to show up, just in case. I'm going to activate the Skate or Die Lootbox, and hope no baddies spot me.

(Action)With the Sticks, I invoke Space and spread the Swamp Elemental so thinly, the ambient humidity of the air dissolves into it much faster.
(Bonus)I use the Medic Specs on myself

//the Vampiric Heal from the Sticks last turn ??

I train and train some more x2

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 16 / 16)
Smirk looks around for anything to add to thw torch as he continues to press forwards. He also makes sure the Billiards Eye is in his chaptchalogue deck.

Fizzy Drink && Fizzy Drink && Cowboy Hat = Juicer Hat. (Level 6: 5/7)
SAKnife && Umbrella || Clothing = ??? (1/???)

I change my mind and head back towards the group after opening the loot box. I don't want to be getting jumped by anything right now.

QUOTE (Nedben @ Sep 14 2019, 05:02 PM)

Creation Glyph && Zodiac Sigil = Starborn Sigil (Level 12: 9 / 13) Unreal Air && Admin Tools = ? (Level ?: 1 / ?) The Nedbens use the Knife of Fate References to reference Formalcraft, using Element Conversion to convert some Air into Earth and thus patch the hole in the walls with more stone, or at least rammed earth. This is done by just sort of running around with it trailing magical energy to draw a magical circle and then just sort of cajoling the air into doing the other kind of alchemy for us.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Sep 14 2019, 05:42 PM)

Stats --Skills--- Rewrite Objectify Spray and Pray(Cooldown:0 Turns left) Animate Meditate Witch Bolt ---Alchemy--- Developer's Coat && Heirfree Hood = Lord of Breath Pajamas (Level 8: 5/ 9) Nighthawk Badge && Bowler Hat = Sleuth’s Hat (Level 10: 5 / 11) ---Inventory--- Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Medic's Specs,Skaia Sticks,Rock Shirt,Chef's Hat,Stirfry,Admin’s Tools,Jade Witch Gown. ---Equipped--- Primary:Admin Tools Secondary:Skaia Sticks Generic Clothes Armor:Heirfree Hood Armor:Jade Witch Gown(Cape) Equipment:Medic Specs(Cooldown:0 turns left) (Action)I exchange my Tools for the Sticks and cast SPRAY AND PRAY, Blinding troll English (Bonus)I adroitly Dodge Troll’s English flailing about and with usage of the Flashstep and the Afterimage Clones, distracting troll B with some good old punching, i manage to get away from the combat

QUOTE (SirNatureWriter @ Sep 17 2019, 12:36 PM)

Fizzy Drink && Fizzy Drink && Cowboy Hat = Juicer Hat. (Level 6: 5/7) SAKnife && Umbrella || Clothing = ??? (1/???) *Facepalm* Of course. I'm being attacked. Don't know how I didn't see that. I equip my Glasses of Not Being a Blind Idiot that I totally have had the entire time. Ooh, now that chest seems tempting. But I should probably wait for others to show up, just in case. I'm going to activate the Skate or Die Lootbox, and hope no baddies spot me.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Sep 20 2019, 03:44 PM)

Stats --Skills--- Rewrite Objectify Spray and Pray(Cooldown:2Turns left) Animate Meditate Witch Bolt ---Alchemy--- Developer's Coat && Heirfree Hood = Lord of Breath Pajamas (Level 8: 6/ 9) Nighthawk Badge && Bowler Hat = Sleuth’s Hat (Level 10: 6/ 11) ---Inventory--- Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Medic's Specs,Skaia Sticks,Rock Shirt,Chef's Hat,Stirfry,Admin’s Tools,Jade Witch Gown. ---Equipped--- Primary:Admin Tools Secondary:Skaia Sticks Generic Clothes Armor:Heirfree Hood Armor:Jade Witch Gown(Cape) Equipment:Medic Specs(Cooldown:0 turns left) (Action)With the Sticks, I invoke Space and spread the Swamp Elemental so thinly, the ambient humidity of the air dissolves into it much faster. (Bonus)I use the Medic Specs on myself //the Vampiric Heal from the Sticks last turn ??

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Sep 21 2019, 12:46 AM)

MENU ---Talents--- -Gunplay- True Grit: Gain grit through badassery. [3]. Sharp Shooting: -1 Grit; aim for the [anything]. Trick Shot: -X Grit; 1 ricochet per Grit -Culinary- Baking up a Storm: Bake a cake. Grocery Run: 1d6 random consumables. Out of This World: Turn an underling into a cake. ---Alchemy--- Glitchy Gauntlets || (Paper Glyphfueled Hood && Blackheir Hood) = Shitty Chinese Knockoff Noctes Consumens (Level 哦伊艾: 9 / 11) Bullets || ( Bandages && Shattered Timekeepers ) = Rewinder Rounds. (Level 8: 5 / 9) ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker Magic Cueball A Gun [III] Frying Pan Bullet Lighter Healing Cakes x 3 Paincake leviathancake Beholdercake rogue of blood pjs infinite use pencil paincake everblight cake fruit cake blackheir hood the infinity bottle of liquid mana zap lenses paper glyph glove ---Equipped--- Primary: The Infinity Secondary: Pistol [IIIIII] Generic Clothes (shoes, socks, glasses, shirt) Armor: Rogue of Blood's Hood [2] Armor:  Blackheir Hood Turban Equipment: Zap Lenses Equipment: paper glyph glove --Allies-- Queen Impa II.Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. Zombie Ogre.  Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor). Wearing Rock Shirt. Johnny V. The Infinity. Johnny Five Supercharged.  Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five. Pope the Doggo. 25% Dodge. Affection: 55%. Wearing Skaiatech Omegacollar, Atomic Tophat. Anarchist's Cookbot: Wearing chefsuit 2001. Wielding frying pan Johnny Five O' Clock. Wearing Sylph's Dress. Wielding Clockbreaker. Sjrek Lich. Wearing Messiah Robes. Wielding Merlin’s Wizsticks. Mawflumph flying forwards. Queen Impa II goes on overwatch, ready for any surprise attacks Zombie Ogre goes on overwatch Johnny V goes on overwatch, Supercharged Johnny Five does a training sequence with me. Anarchist Cookbot simmers some meat in grape juice, creating an... interesting new meal. Johnny Five O' Clock goes on overwatch Shreklich, now even more magical, heals the anarchist cookbot some more Mawflumph continues onwards I train and train some more x2

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Sep 22 2019, 03:22 AM)

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 16 / 16) Smirk looks around for anything to add to thw torch as he continues to press forwards. He also makes sure the Billiards Eye is in his chaptchalogue deck.

QUOTE (SirNatureWriter @ Sep 22 2019, 02:30 PM)

Fizzy Drink && Fizzy Drink && Cowboy Hat = Juicer Hat. (Level 6: 5/7) SAKnife && Umbrella || Clothing = ??? (1/???) I change my mind and head back towards the group after opening the loot box. I don't want to be getting jumped by anything right now.