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All 56 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!

An arrow whistles past /\stri/\'s head.
Pit wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place.
The reaper is calling Vriska's name!.
Red bathed in blood.
IreCreeper uses Timestepping and flees.
Tempo dodged a Bridge Dropping.
Stan the Mime remembered to check the Pirate Cove.
FseftrAI washed The Alchemiter's hands. That might cause it to spark and break, right?
/\stri/\ died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot.
The Brick Wall digs a hole and hides!
IreCreeper drop-kicked NinjaV to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though.
Blue dodged a Bridge Dropping.
NinjaV grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
Engie's Entities were slaughtered by Geometry Dash without warning. They played Geometry Dash and couldn't beat it.
Ikea bathed in blood.
The L[]rd wonders what the Nether is happening.
Tazz managed to flee the fire!
InsertNameHere and Magic Cueball were shipped so fast SBaHJ had to break it up.
Binary grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
Amp was hit by the Moon. CLONK
Blue does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest.
Bonus ducks for Midna!... Oops, they had a heart attack.
Raven finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!.
Wilson finds Tempo and fails to do anything.
11's Entities were slaughtered by Shattered Bill Cipher without warning.
Crystal had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!.
TIE-Hivemind somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying.
Bender scored a caged Killer Rabbit.
Lothyra didn't become engie.
SBaHJ bathed in blood.
SBaHJ went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Zetta spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither.
Engie finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!.
Maniac finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!.
Stan the Mime uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
Proof found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice.
Red could not, in fact, fly.
Ikea stole the Origin Wands.
Binary managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us.
TwinSplitter finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
Kajiulord realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu.
TECHPIECE realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up.
Pit had to fight off Tricky, Talist, Vriska, The Boss Vortex, AND TwinBuilder with nothing but a spoon!. STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT
Vriska was so weak, they took 4 damage!
The Boss Vortex was so weak, they took 4 damage!
An arrow whistles past Eric's head.
Purple realized that they needed to become smarter to not die later on, and studied hard.
Tazz's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...And it failed!.
Netpatham and Umbra were shipped so fast InsertNameHere had to break it up.
11 realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu.
Magic Cueball grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
OWAKS has accquired iAntimak Carbine.
The Alchemiter grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh...
UOSS was unmade by the Snarl.
Wilson found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice. Maybe you could use it to summon yourself.
Netpatham wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place.
Proof found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice.
OWAKS secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start!
Pricy convinced the Chibi Serena Statue to lend a little aid.
Richard wound up on the wrong end of The Bane.
TwinBuilder gave their entity lots of background and then made a loophole to keep it alive IC.
Bender grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh...
TECHPIECE finds FseftrAI and fails to do anything.
Kajiulord realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries.
Tricky undergoes a Split from the stress.
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Scratch stole Oryx's shotgun.
Piono stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
Maniac was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch.
Talist [DATA EXPUNGED]. Wait, I'm not sure I actually died.
Welcome to the Strength test, Crystal... And you passed.
Purple made some dragon pie to keep off starvation.
The Brick Wall grabs Lil' Cal and Curses Lothyra before absconding.
Pricy saw a slender fi- oh no, RUN!
Eric's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...And it failed!.
Geometry Dash encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy and gets killed.
Hank and Piono grapple over the Banhammer.
Raven realized that they needed to become smarter to not die later on, and studied hard.
TIE-Hivemind digs a hole and hides!
Pane took a chair to the face, but lived!
Willow grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh...
Shattered Bill Cipher wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
TwinSplitter casually traded their soul for extra alchemies.
Bleak runs off into the distance.
Willow scored a caged Killer Rabbit. Fun fact, we have an infinite store of Killer Rabbits.
Pane's planned Entity was noped immediately.
Bonus ducks for Scratch!... Oops, they had a heart attack.
Bleak grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
Umbra throws some paladins into the Snarl instead of themselves.
The Boss Vortex's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...And it failed!.
The Boss Vortex was so weak, they took 30 damage!
The Boss Vortex managed to stab themself in the foot for 30 damage!
The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
The Boss Vortex's alchemies backfired, dealing 30 damage to him!
And then The Boss Vortex died of it! What a dangerous gamble.
SERPENT accidentally hits Ctrl-V, and is promptly killed by the wall of text in their clipboard.

Pit ran away from the large wooden rabbit flying at them, leaving their minstrel to be crushed instead.
The Brick Wall awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood.The Brick Wall managed to stab themself in the foot for 26 damage!
The Brick Wall went insane and bashed their head against a wall 46 times!
The Brick Wall's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!

Hank stays at Wilson's Potion shop. Sorry, the owner's missing.
Vriska accidentally hits Ctrl-V, and is promptly killed by the wall of text in their clipboard.
Ikea Introduces a load of Side Characters.
The Brick Wall stood there and devoured some cheese despite a severe cheese allergy. Good job. Really, nice job eating anything as a brick wall.
Tempo hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
LeiShi decided to join Netpatham's cause.
The Alchemiter's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web.
TECHPIECE Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win.
Tricky tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?. Tricky, right?
Bleak stole the heart of Ikea. Quite literally. Ikea managed to stab themself in the foot for 50 damage!
Wilson receives aid from the Preston Cole!. Oh MAN! Its one of the super events! +100 entities!
Lothyra has an out-of-body experience.
Magic Cueball's skills, weapons and entities couldn't save him from the Tabletop Army.
Raven plots with Wilson against Willow and 11. Kajiulord overhears. Hey... Laiko... I see you. And... that golden fur... I'm too late, aren't I? You probably think I'm some kind of monster. Stupid Inari...
TIE-Hivemind ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them.
Pit wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
The L[]rd read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".
Umbra devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade.
FseftrAI was injured by NinjaV's bow, but managed to escape!.
Raven, TwinSplitter, Pricy, TECHPIECE, and Willow combined to beat back a mech.
Pane fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night.
Tazz wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time.
/\stri/\, Proof, and IreCreeper encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it. 2 mechs down.
Engie matrix-dodges an arrow from Purple, then retreats!.
The L[]rd hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
11 spends their turn attacking Blue's summons.
Bleak rallied the masses to their aid.
IreCreeper ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito.
FseftrAI listened to awesome music all day. A bit lazy.
Netpatham says "Hello Meatbags1" to Binary then departs for flubbing the line.
Pane wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it.
Proof drank a Potion of Strength!.
Crystal got run over by a car.
Bender was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!.
InsertNameHere is assailed by a broad variety of prophetic nightmares involving their own death.
Shattered Bill Cipher and TwinSplitter both injured each other in a fight before running off.
NinjaV was crushed by a large, hollow, wooden rabbit being flung at them. I fart in your general direction!
TwinBuilder gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won.
TwinBuilder praised Helix.
Eric looked up the necronomicon.Eric went insane and bashed their head against a wall 166 times!
And then Eric died of it!

Umbra and OWAKS had their entities shipped by TIE-Hivemind, which was thoroughly awkward.
InsertNameHere is pinned by Piono, but saved by their entities.
Piono doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
OWAKS kills off his Side Characters.
Shattered Bill Cipher tries to kill Purple with a table, but they escape.
Tazz [DATA EXPUNGED]. I think I died from this.
Engie's entity was killed off by wildlife.Engie's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him!

Tempo spent too much time on the memo.
Lothyra and Pricy sure do look cute sleeping together. SHIP DETECTED! These simulations are always better with a couple of romances.
Stan the Mime has an out-of-body experience.
Kajiulord checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
Stan the Mime Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win.
Blue wanted to trade their soul away for power, but could give nothing but an IOU.
Whoa! Tricky faked their own death but is back now! See? I told you. Tricky DID win that arguement!
Binary saw a slender figu- *STATIC*
Hank summons an ultra-complex death entity.
Tricky wanted to trade their soul away for power, but could give nothing but an IOU. Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!

SBaHJ dodges an elephant.

The L[]rd became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.The L[]rd's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!
The L[]rd's alchemies backfired, dealing 20 damage to him!

TwinBuilder remembered his Maxims and followed the running demolitions expert.
Kajiulord realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it. Good choice.
FseftrAI is thrown into a physical representation of the MCF Editor.
OWAKS made a deadly weapon from the corpses of their dead entities.
Shattered Bill Cipher awakens to the sight of SBaHJ and Stan the Mime attempting to cannibalize his unconscious body.SBaHJ went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times!

TwinSplitter hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
Tricky Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork.
The Brick Wall and Netpatham sure do look cute sleeping together. WALL SHIPPED
OWAKS had their ancestral artifact jacked by Umbra.
TwinBuilder rallied the masses to their aid.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= TwinSplitter facepalms over goanna's idiocy.
Pit chose the right time to RP.
Proof got nope'd by the curse of repetition.
Willow was watching when a nuke went off.
Piono and SBaHJ made an alliance. Willow heard about it and started planning.
11 became Flumpty's best friend! Yay!
Lothyra: "KEEP AWAY!" They have been slain. Come on. The VERY next event you participate in after getting shipped, you die. I wonder if that says anything ab- never mind.
Proof 420 scope-no-quicked their attacker.
Piono hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
IreCreeper managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape.
Pane is accosted by Clippy all night. Pane was so weak, they took 20 damage!

Stan the Mime sits still in a corner and cries.
Blue worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!. I think that's a rare event...
Hank remembered his Maxims and followed the running demolitions expert.
Engie was watching when a nuke went off.
Engie heard a distant howl...Engie's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him!

Shattered Bill Cipher and Ikea went Trickster, chasing away TECHPIECE and Raven. Trickster Ikea. Great.
InsertNameHere encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled.
Kajiulord is pinned by 11, but saved by their entities. That disc is really heavy, huh?
IreCreeper and TECHPIECE had a tea party.
Tempo, Netpatham, Tricky, and Pane sat around a campfire and told ghost stories. "So, there was this one moment when I died..." But Netpatham was too depressed by the loss of his love, the brick wall, to participate much.
Hank bandaged their wounds.
Ikea tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?. The OP scale.
TIE-Hivemind grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war.
Bleak got trapped in the Antichamber. Forever.
Blue comforts Pit as they sleep. D'aww. TRIPLE SHIP
/\stri/\ awakens to the sight of TIE-Hivemind and Purple attempting to cannibalize his unconscious body.
Tempo Challenges InsertNameHere to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
Wilson reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library.
Umbra ripped off their hand to appease a monster.
Wilson wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender.
Purple had their hacks disabled!.
The L[]rd rallied the masses to their aid.
Whoa! Maniac faked their own death but is back now!
Raven devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade.
Pricy has recurring nightmares about OWAKS.

Wilson ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them.
Raven could not, in fact, fly. Despite being named after a bird...
Umbra stays at Wilson's Potion shop.
/\stri/\ caught the X-Plauge. /\stri/\ was so weak, they took 10 damage! I thought you died earlier... must have been in a different game.

Shattered Bill Cipher devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade.
Having lost some sanity, Wilson hallucinates living tables and chairs.
Stan the Mime and Blue went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.
Proof and Piono made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule.
Willow Introduces a load of Side Characters.
TwinSplitter checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
Hank caught the X-Plauge. Probably from Astria.
Tricky and IreCreeper went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.
/\stri/\ doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
11 accidentally downed a potion of assisted suicide.11 was so weak, they took 152 damage!
And then 11 died of it!

Welcome to the Strength test, Pane... And you failed.
Maniac powered through exams.
Engie stole the captcha codes for the entire list of Spoils. +100 alchemies!
InsertNameHere became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. The Brick Wall is both devastated and totally fine at the same time.
Maniac comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate.
Netpatham saw a noob's antics and lost it, calling the PPC on them.
Engie managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList. In this world. you're not the strongest here! I am! Actually, no. I'm not. Technically Twinbuilder is because I boosted all his stats by 15. Richard and Split both had all their stats boosted by 10. And wow, all those alchemies really went a long way.
Tricky tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file.Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 120 times!
And then Tricky died of it!

Piono was crushed by a large, hollow, wooden rabbit being flung at them.
Proof stood there and devoured some cheese despite a severe cheese allergy. Good job.
TwinSplitter unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Umbra.Umbra was so weak, they took 16 damage! You must have stolen it from someone.
Umbra's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!

TECHPIECE ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them.
IreCreeper hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
TECHPIECE spends the night confused about OWAKS's side character.
OWAKS became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
The L[]rd did something stupid and payed the price.
Willow managed to flee the fire!
Hank is thrown into the Red sun. It burns!.
TIE-Hivemind runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
Purple Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win.
Blue enters Totality with their Split. For now.
TIE-Hivemind comforts Stan the Mime as they sleep. D'aww. WAIT WHAT! I missed this Ship the first time I went through this. QUAD SHIP! Gotta find what happens to them now...
Pit ate some pink berries, and started tripping.
Pricy summons an ultra-complex death entity.
TwinBuilder wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it. hm...
Pricy had their ancestral artifact jacked by Tempo.
SBaHJ drew a strange sigil on the ground, which cursed Tempo!.
Pit spends some time using the Alchemiter.
Kajiulord tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails. NO! ITS MINE! GO AWAY! well, at least in this world.

TECHPIECE remembered to check the Pirate Cove.
Tempo had their hacks disabled!.
Red sun over paradise... Stan the Mime will not forget it. Its almost as beautiful as the TIE-Hivemind, huh?
TIE-Hivemind ripped off their hand to appease a monster. But... Stan...
GLaDOS ran Blue through testing courses. She somehow managed to survive. The will to see Pit again kept her going.
Shattered Bill Cipher caught the X-Plauge. Shattered Bill Cipher went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times! ITS SPREADING

TwinBuilder matrix-dodges an arrow from Netpatham, then retreats!.
Proof saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could.
Purple saved IreCreeper and from Stan the Mime.
Purple drew a strange sigil on the ground, which cursed TIE-Hivemind!.
Umbra scaled a large tree, then spotted TwinSplitter who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods. TwinSplitter's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!

Proof could not, in fact, fly.
SBaHJ praised Dome, and was smote by Helix.
Tempo wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time.
TwinBuilder insulted /\stri/\'s grammar to try and prop up their self esteem.
Shattered Bill Cipher Was unable to post three times. Drat.
LeiShi decided to join IreCreeper's cause.
TwinSplitter sits still in a corner and cries.TwinSplitter's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him!

Willow tried to hack into the simulation to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them. NO! Willow!
Blue bought something from Wilson. Advertisement here!. You have enough cash for it. Wait, was it for someone?
Whoa! Scratch faked their own death but is back now! 3 revives so far. Scratch only pretended to have a heart attack.
Pit grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it.
Wilson ascended to a new rank on the Godmodding Scale. Watch out Richard.
Kajiulord is starting to feel the fallout...
/\stri/\ accidentally downed a potion of assisted suicide. /\stri/\ was so weak, they took 198 damage!
And then /\stri/\ died of it!

Maniac was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch.

IreCreeper starved. The one thing we told you not to do...
Wilson PMed TwinBuilder to see if their new idea for DTG3 was okay. It wasn't. Don't worry, I have a few.
Netpatham realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it.
Pricy praised Dome.
TwinSplitter worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!.
Pricy's entity was killed off by wildlife.
Umbra became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
Stan the Mime hacked into a Mech before it killed them.
TwinBuilder tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file. TwinBuilder went insane and bashed their head against a wall 60 times! See? I nerfed it. It now does reasonable damage. Being PMed by Wilson earlier probably didn't help his sanity.

Pit is pinned by Wilson, but saved by their entities. Wait, how does Wilson pin ANYONE? He's so light...
Tempo gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won.
Stan the Mime typed up a wall of text to kill an entity.
TIE-Hivemind murdered Hank. Again.
TECHPIECE bugged the GM about their post being missed.
Blue devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade.
Shattered Bill Cipher is thrown into a physical representation of the MCF Editor.
The memes, TIE-Hivemind. Are any of them about Stan?
Tempo is starting to feel the fallout...
Kajiulord has not died of dysen- wait what? How is that possible?
Kajiulord tries to kill TECHPIECE with a table, but they escape.
Purple could, in fact, fight the Homestuck.
Scratch noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it!

TwinBuilder ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito. TwinBuilder went insane and bashed their head against a wall 60 times!
And then TwinBuilder died of it! Twin... you should know better than that.

Pricy has an out-of-body experience.
Wilson is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness.
Red sun over paradise... Wilson will not forget it.
Blue unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon TECHPIECE. Blue's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to her!
TECHPIECE's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 24 damage to him! Nobody liked that.

Netpatham was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons.
TECHPIECE 420 scope-no-quicked their attacker.
Kajiulord tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails. You already tried! Give it up!
Pricy beat back Subtus and Supertus and made it to the roots!
Tempo thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
GLaDOS ran Purple through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive.
Scratch managed to survive the Twitch Hivemind's mind control!
Blue looked up the necronomicon.Blue went insane and bashed their head against a wall 110 times!
And then Blue died of it! Pit will be devastated.

TIE-Hivemind decided to not go to that light in the distance.
TIE-Hivemind is pinned by Scratch, but saved by their entities. Nice job pinning an entire AI.
Kajiulord was killed by an extremely hostile spycrab.
Stan the Mime survived the Massive Battle of Armies thanks to their entities!
TwinSplitter noticed an extremely rare beetle while falling and forgot to hit the ground. FLYING SPLIT, ACTIVATE
Purple was run over by our vehicle, the Abomination.
Pit resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC!

Tempo is starting to feel the fallout...
TECHPIECE Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork.
Pit suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of TwinSplitter.
Pricy accused Stan the Mime of copying their alchemies, and won the copyright claim.
Scratch wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment.
TECHPIECE insta summoned a player.
Scratch listened to awesome music all day. A bit lazy.
Wilson made a compromise with the OP scale. Yeah, he has to rest for several turns after hitting for 200k.
Pricy insta summoned a player.
TIE-Hivemind was caught in a fire, and slowly roasted to death. A fire in the depths of space. Seems legit. Poor Stan...

Scratch praised Dome, and was smote by Helix.
Pit praises the Helix Fossil!. "Oh great Helix Fossil, tell me, what has happened to my dear Blue? Also, please don't smite me like Scratch."
Stan the Mime goes completely and utterly grimdark. Probably from the stress of losing his love.
Wilson kills off his Side Characters. That he doesn't have.
Tempo became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale. Tempo was so weak, they took 24 damage!
Tempo managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
Tempo went insane and bashed their head against a wall 38 times!
Tempo's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 30 damage to him!
And then Tempo died of it!

Pit hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
TECHPIECE fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night.
TwinSplitter awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun. Great. Now you've got BOTH red and green sun powers?
TECHPIECE bugged the GM about their post being missed.
Pricy has activated RAGE MODE!.

TwinSplitter wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it. Both Build and Split have been gender bent now.
Wilson, TwinSplitter, Stan the Mime, and Pricy sat around a campfire and told ghost stories. BUT WITH RAGE
Pit enters Totality with their Split. For now.
Stan the Mime got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive. Could have used some TIE fighters, huh?
Pit realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it. What? Wanted to bring Blue back from the dead arraylist?
Wilson has activated RAGE MODE!. +4P to anger!
TECHPIECE spent too much time on the memo.

TwinSplitter ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
Pricy and Wilson both injured each other in a fight before running off. BUT WITH RAGEx2
Pit dreams of alchemies to come.
Wilson stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person. BUT WITH RAGE
TwinSplitter became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.
Pit is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary. FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
Pricy has activated RAGE MODE!. DOUBLE RAGEEEEE. You're going to have a heart attack if you're not careful. Wait, no! This is about Lothyra, right? You're directing your inward pain out into the world...
TECHPIECE read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".

Pit expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude.
Wilson wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time. BUT WITH RAGE!
TECHPIECE's newest entity was Nerfed.TECHPIECE's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 14 damage to him!

TECHPIECE is starting to feel the fallout...
TwinSplitter is pinned by Wilson, but saved by their entities. Seems like Wilson is a pro wrestler in this time line. Must be all that RAGE!
TwinSplitter praised Dome.
Wilson made a compromise with the OP scale. BUT WITH RAGE!!
TECHPIECE stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito.
Pricy grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war. BUT WITH RAGE!
Pit summons an ultra-complex death entity.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= With the help of TwinSplitter, Pricy hacked into the simulation and boosted all their stats by 10. BUT WITH RAGE!
Wilson had earplugs against the EAS tones. BUT WITH RAGE! alright, I'll stop now. And Wilson must have some very big earplugs.

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TwinSplitter is the totally fair winner with these stats... ugh.
69.0 strength, 86.0 dexterity, 63.0 intelligence. 20.0 entities, 135.0 alchemies.

Epilog:
As a reward for winning the 10th Daily Hunger Games, Split gets to die in a hole stumbles out of the arena, clutching his her open wounds and then dies in a hole. She overlooks the blood and carnage. Congratulations. You've proven yourself stronger than Build. And then Wilson gets up and kills her. However, the Tal-Co winner's ship doesn't come. Where is it? It is supposed to come as soon as the rest of the tributes have fallen. She decides to take matters into her own hands. She breaks out of the arena and then dies in a hole and starts tracking down leads to see who really is running all these cruel simulations. She eventually finds a house near som- wait, that's my house... What are you... Hey! Go away! NO!


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The fallen, in order with stats
56: Amp 45.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
55: Midna 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
54: Zetta 15.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
53: Red 40.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
52: UOSS 50.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
51: Richard 75.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
50: Talist 23.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
49: Geometry Dash 5.0 strength, 150.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
48: The Boss Vortex 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 135.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
47: SERPENT 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
46: Vriska 0.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 15.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
45: The Alchemiter 10.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 175.0 alchemies.
44: Magic Cueball 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 140.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
43: Crystal 50.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
42: Bender 60.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 15.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
41: NinjaV 5.0 strength, 13.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 82.0 alchemies.
40: Eric 25.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 2.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
39: Tazz 20.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 11.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
38: Binary 50.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 41.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
37: FseftrAI 32.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 80.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
36: The Brick Wall 142.0 strength, 5.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
35: Lothyra 5.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
34: Ikea 25.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 45.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
33: Bleak 80.0 strength, 23.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
32: Raven 47.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 86.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 42.0 alchemies.
31: 11 0.0 strength, 44.0 dexterity, 42.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 51.0 alchemies.
30: Pane 0.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 50.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
29: InsertNameHere 25.0 strength, 27.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
28: Engie 58.0 strength, 43.0 dexterity, 3.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 128.0 alchemies.
27: Tricky 46.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
26: Piono 23.0 strength, 18.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 56.0 entities, 46.0 alchemies.
25: OWAKS 20.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
24: The L[]rd 10.0 strength, 5.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
23: Hank 20.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
22: Proof 25.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
21: SBaHJ 35.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 65.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
20: Willow 31.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 45.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
19: /\stri/\ 0.0 strength, 6.0 dexterity, 28.0 intelligence, 18.0 entities, 41.0 alchemies.
18: Maniac 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
17: IreCreeper 50.0 strength, 43.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 85.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
16: Umbra 5.0 strength, 22.0 dexterity, 17.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 57.0 alchemies.
15: Shattered Bill Cipher 29.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 37.0 alchemies.
14: TwinBuilder 78.0 strength, 65.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
13: Netpatham 35.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 49.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
12: Blue 65.0 strength, 83.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 62.0 alchemies.
11: Kajiulord 46.0 strength, 26.0 dexterity, 57.0 intelligence, 21.0 entities, 1.0 alchemies.
10: Purple 5.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 70.0 intelligence, 8.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
9: TIE-Hivemind 6.0 strength, 12.0 dexterity, 27.0 intelligence, 68.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
8: Scratch 20.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
7: Tempo 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
6: Stan the Mime 46.0 strength, 83.0 dexterity, 23.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 7.0 alchemies.
5: TECHPIECE 0.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 16.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 36.0 alchemies.
4: Pit 67.0 strength, 72.0 dexterity, 23.0 intelligence, 45.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
3: Pricy 120.0 strength, 85.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 71.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
2: Wilson 61.0 strength, 49.0 dexterity, 89.0 intelligence, 139.0 entities, 19.0 alchemies.
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