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I've said it on the memo, and I'll say it here. The Comb Rave will not be used until we can feasibly take out The Bleak. Kill the Ribcage, and you've got your Rave.
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If we destroy the Ribcage within a given time, the following two raves (assuming someone up-top uses the rave as well) can easily kill the whole thing in one fell swoop, or at least, destroy the wings and mouth instantly. Actually, now that I think about it, if we do both raves at once (Dual or otherwise), we'll be able to hit a minimum of 3.2M damage. The Mouth and Wings have 3 Million HP total between them. If the Ribcage has 200K HP we can one-shot a lot of the Bleak in one fell swoop. (Each Comb rave does 1.6 M at this point, unless Twin feels the need to keep amping up damage values, so two Raves back-to-back equals 3.2 Million.)
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Ladies and Gentlemen... welcome to the... uhh... 8th? Daily hunger games! New events! More tributes! More fun! Now some events are actually rarer than others! (the super good events and the narrative one are half as likely to come up) Plus, I've added some of my own stuff. Lets see how much of it you find.
All standard events loaded!
All Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All tributes loaded!
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor!
Bloodbath
All 52 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off! We have so many... Who need quarter quell as an excuse to throw over 48 people into a massive deathmatch?
The Alchemiter made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. UOSS casually traded their soul for extra alchemies. Not like it was that hard. Ikea teleports away at a rapid pace. Netpatham found blueprints for a Mech. Purple realized that they needed more alchemies to not die later on, and duplicated some gear. Blue gets into a long argument with The L[]rd, ignoring all the supplies. Engie finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!. 11 got the keys to the Abomination. Willow uses Timestepping and flees. Serpent found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities. Astria realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up. Raven wonders what the Nether is happening. Umbra gets into a long argument with Talist, ignoring all the supplies. Really? You wanta go? I LOVE arguing! Crystal liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them. Hank wound up in Mime Hell, and *-235dfas. Sorry, I had to change it slightly. Binary became Flumpty's best friend! Yay! Proof's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble... And it failed!. Proof was so weak, they took 10 damage! Proof managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage! Not a great start for our newcomer. The Brick Wall undergoes a Split from the stress. The Brick Wall managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage! The Brick Wall went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times! Hey! Wall on wall violence! OWAKS has accquired iAntimak Carbine. Serpent stole the Origin Wands. Blue wonders how he got into this mess... Proof hacked into a Mech before it killed them. Amp grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke. Raven gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost? The Boss Vortex and 11 grapple over the Banhammer. Wilson grabs Lil' Cal and Curses The Alchemiter before absconding. Well, I did have Lil' Cal once. The Alchemiter was so weak, they took 30 damage! The Alchemiter managed to stab themself in the foot for 30 damage! Geometry Dash prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly.
Talist does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest. SBaHJ scored a caged Killer Rabbit.
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Lothyra VS. Midna Midna attacked first! FIRST DUEL Midna's entities overpowered Lothyra's dexterity! (81.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense) Midna dealt 66 damage! Lothyra has 34 HP left
Lothyra's strength overpowered Midna's alchemies! (50.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense) Lothyra dealt 8 damage! Midna has 92 HP left
Midna's entities overpowered Lothyra's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense) Midna dealt 40 damage! Lothyra has -6 HP left
Midna has killed Lothyra
Pit decided to join DTG. Now he's here. Stan the Mime's planned Entity was noped immediately. Scratch's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web. Wilson woke up Kajiulord. Shattered Bill Cipher had to fight off The L[]rd, SBaHJ, Binary, OWAKS, AND Bleak with nothing but a spoon! One boss beat back 3 other bosses with a spoon, nice one. Piono was distracted by a very, very shiny coin. NinjaV realized the meaning of life, and suicided to acheive it. This early? Willow throws some paladins into the Snarl instead of themselves. Pit blamed the cactus. Tricky met with a terrible fate, didn't they? The Brick Wall wished they could play regular Minecraft again. The Brick Wall went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! Stop breaking that wall!
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The Alchemiter VS. Purple Purple attacked first! The Alchemiter's alchemies blocked Purple's dexterity! (72.0 attack vs. 182.0 defense)
The Alchemiter's dexterity overpowered Purple's strength! (48.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense) The Alchemiter dealt 31 damage! Purple has 69 HP left What? The Alchemiter hit with something other than alchemies?
Purple's alchemies overpowered The Alchemiter's intelligence! (68.0 attack vs. 2.0 defense) Purple dealt 95 damage! The Alchemiter has -55 HP left
Purple has killed The Alchemiter
Bleak stole Oryx's shotgun. Piono's Entities were slaughtered by Eric without warning. IreCreeper gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed. Vriska had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!. Umbra wished they could play regular Minecraft again. FseftrAI grabs Lil' Cal and Curses Vriska before absconding. Meenie. You took it from Wilson. Stan the Mime wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place. Because plot convenience. FseftrAI was Waluigi'd. WAA. Richard failed Flumpty's friendship game... Netpatham suffered the fate of Kurak!. TRIPLE KILL Tempo secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start! Shattered Bill Cipher accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster. Shattered Bill Cipher went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times! TECHPIECE bathed in blood. Amp did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail. Amp was so weak, they took 10 damage! Amp managed to stab themself in the foot for 54 damage! Amp went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times! Amp's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 60 damage to him!
And then Amp died of it! Well, this is the new Narrative anger. Eric looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... He ran away after grabbing Lil' Cal. Pricy has accquired iAntimak Carbine. Geometry Dash wonders how he got into this mess... Ikea had to fight off Engie, Kajiulord, TECHPIECE, InsertNameHere, AND Crystal with nothing but a spoon!. Pricy managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us. Purple wonders how he got into this mess... Tempo realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu. Magic Cueball finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. Tazz attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. Maniac uses Timestepping and flees. Bender found a summoning charm. Tazz washed Magic Cueball's hands. Bender found an interesting journal. InsertNameHere bathed in blood. Midna's mind broke from the stress of Exams. Maniac grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke. Red grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest. Red realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries. UOSS made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. The Boss Vortex realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries. You need more? Pane liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them.
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Tempo grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it. InsertNameHere was hit by the Moon. Tempo and Wilson made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies. Wilson is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness. Hey, its not being psychic, its Grid Magic. Willow ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito. Willow awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun. Magic Cueball awakens to the sight of Bender and Shattered Bill Cipher attempting to cannibalize his unconscious body.Magic Cueball managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage! Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times! Shattered Bill Cipher went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times! BASH PARTY!!! 70 total head bashes from one event.
The L[]rd got nope'd by the curse of repetition.The L[]rd's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 150 damage to him!
And then The L[]rd died of it!
Ikea insisted that they do, in fact, exist. Bender was not ready for Freddy. Astria picked some flowers and made a garland out of them. SBaHJ beat OWAKS silly with a pineapple. Ikea Managed to survive a Multi-Man Melee thanks to his allies. Pane dodged a Bridge Dropping. SBaHJ bugged the GM about their post being missed. The Brick Wall unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Magic Cueball. The Brick Wall's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 40 damage to him! Magic Cueball was so weak, they took 80 damage! Magic Cueball managed to stab themself in the foot for 40 damage! Magic Cueball's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 80 damage to him! Where'd you get that rabbit?
And then Magic Cueball died of it!
Crystal managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence. The Brick Wall wound up Gender-bent, but exploited the Second Law of Gender-bending like a pro.The Brick Wall managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
And then The Brick Wall died of it! Ouch.
11 wonders what the heck is going on with this game. The Boss Vortex saw a slender figu- *STATIC* Tazz noticed an extremly rare beatle while falling and forgot to hit the ground. Pricy works on their backstory.
Talist, Pit, Vriska, UOSS, Umbra and Engie do a flash mob. I participate in a lot of flash mobs. Maniac spends the night confused about 11's side character. Purple was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor. Pane powered through exams. UOSS played some late-night table stickball with Engie. Crystal worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!. Vriska managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape. Astria picked some flowers and made a garland out of them. Maniac picked some flowers and made a garland out of them.
Talist spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. Blue Challenges Proof to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw! Bleak easily overpowered Goanna67. Serpent's newest entity was Nerfed. Red had a mental breakdown. Red ate some pink berries, and started tripping. Pricy gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won. Pit and Umbra went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods. Serpent wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment. Shattered Bill Cipher kills off his Side Characters. Proof hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. Bleak stood there and devoured some cheese despite a severe cheese allergy. Good job. TECHPIECE found some cool stuff in a chest.
The Ship between Purple and Stan the Mime was sunk by Kajiulord. How dare you. Geometry Dash was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again. TECHPIECE wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time. Kajiulord grew some mutated tentacles. Blue thought they saw a shooting star, but it was a flare set off by Tazz. Piono got their inventory jpeg'd.Piono's alchemies backfired, dealing 100 damage to him!
And then Piono died of it! Exactly lethal.
Stan the Mime wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time. Eric stole the heart of Binary. Quite literally. Binary managed to stab themself in the foot for 40 damage!
Heart stealing -> foot stabbing.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 3
Willow insta summoned a player.
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Ikea VS. Purple Purple attacked first! Ikea's intelligence blocked Purple's entities! (51.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense)
Ikea's dexterity overpowered Purple's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense) Ikea dealt 21 damage! Purple has 58 HP left
Ikea's intelligence blocked Purple's strength! (59.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense)
Ikea's alchemies overpowered Purple's entities! (48.0 attack vs. 19.0 defense) Ikea dealt 41 damage! Purple has 17 HP left
Purple's intelligence overpowered Ikea's alchemies! (108.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense) Purple dealt 87 damage! Ikea has 13 HP left
Ikea's entities overpowered Purple's alchemies! (82.0 attack vs. 74.0 defense) Ikea dealt 11 damage! Purple has 6 HP left
Purple's strength overpowered Ikea's dexterity! (56.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense) Purple dealt 21 damage! Ikea has -8 HP left
Purple has killed Ikea
Pit and Crystal made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule. Stan the Mime picked some flowers and made a garland out of them. Blue praises the Helix Fossil!. Red was not ready for Freddy. Astria ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them. Proof badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. TECHPIECE became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
Pherix decided to join Blue's cause. Willow saw a noob's antics and lost it, calling the PPC on them. OWAKS picked some flowers and made a garland out of them. UOSS wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it. UOSS managed to stab themself in the foot for 16 damage! How does that work?
Talist didn't become engie. Bleak doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction. Pane was killed by an extremely hostile spycrab. Bleak and Stan the Mime went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods. OWAKS saved Shattered Bill Cipher and Astria from SBaHJ. Tempo removed the zone that Pit and Shattered Bill Cipher were fighting in, causing them to glitch out. Shattered Bill Cipher went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
Maniac took some time off from hunting to train. Engie is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy. Kajiulord picked some flowers and made a garland out of them. Maniac spends the night confused about Engie's side character. Purple, what do you have to say for yourself?
MK-Watson-A decided to join SBaHJ's cause. That's 2 of my three. Tempo dodges an elephant. Umbra ran away from the large wooden rabbit flying at them, leaving their mistral to be crushed instead. Crystal gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won.
Talist wound up Gender-bent, but exploited the Second Law of Gender-bending like a pro. I don't know what that actually is... Purple awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun. Serpent runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games. UOSS became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. Vriska, Serpent, and Eric encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it. Binary murdered Hank. Again. I think he's dead? Maybe? Kajiulord Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork. Umbra accused Binary of copying their alchemies, and won the copyright claim. Proof got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. Tazz has activated RAGE MODE!. 11 and Wilson stays at Wilson's Potion Shop. Home sweet home...
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 4
Vriska found time to be active in DTG2. Vriska checked the cameras and closed the door in time. OWAKS comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost.
A projectile whistles past Wilson, but they ignored it. You might want to care about that Wilson... Tazz scaled a large tree, then spotted 11 who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods. The disk rolls away...
Talist has activated RAGE MODE!. GRAGHASDFOJAS NOTICE ME!!! Pricy kills off his Side Characters. Blue and Eric had a tea party.
Talist heard a distant howl... Is that who I think it is? Crystal, Blue, Umbra, and Binary sat around a campfire and told ghost stories. SBaHJ summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster. Stan the Mime doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction. 11 failed to notice a dart trap, then failed to dodge. Binary was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs. Wow, nice job Chaos. You tore the limbs off a snake. Bleak got nope'd by the curse of repetition. Bleak's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 188 damage to him!
And then Bleak died of it!
Maniac fends off the animatronics with noisemakers. Shattered Bill Cipher wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
Having lost some sanity, Crystal hallucinates living tables and chairs. OWAKS had their ancestral artifact jacked by Eric. Tazz is spooked by Maniac. Stan the Mime and Purple had a tea party. Astria murdered Hank. Again. And again. Shattered Bill Cipher found some cool stuff in a chest. Engie comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate. Willow became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. Please don't. SBaHJ got nope'd by the curse of repetition.SBaHJ's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 14 damage to him!
Astria was ready for Freddy. Pit wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment.
A projectile whistles past Proof, but they ignored it. Proof managed to stab themself in the foot for 2 damage!
Whoa! Bender faked their own death but is back now! Serpent and Tempo made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies. Wilson spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. Not as good as my store... Tempo ate some pink berries, and started tripping.
Pherix decided to join Kajiulord's cause. PHERIX YOU TRAITOR!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 5
Talist heard a distant howl... Quit that.
LeiShi decided to join Kajiulord's cause. And now Kajiulord has 2 of my 3. Kajiulord drew a strange sigil on the ground, which cursed SBaHJ!. Bender realized the meaning of life, and suicided to acheive it. Engie could, in fact, fight the Homestuck. Vriska ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito. Stan the Mime tried to edit the event class of this program to tone down the difficulty of their next fatal event, but didn't realize they were in one now. Proof, Purple, Astria, and Talist sat around a campfire and told ghost stories. Vriska spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. Tempo found time to be active in DTG2. Eric tries to kill Astria with a table, but they escape. Proof had a mental breakdown. Proof managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage! Proof went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Blue wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance. Engie could, in fact, fight the Homestuck. Purple and Umbra went Trickster, chasing away OWAKS and Blue. OWAKS badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Like, NERF TRICKSTERS PLOZ Serpent got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive.
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Pit VS. Crystal Crystal attacked first! Crystal's alchemies overpowered Pit's intelligence! (79.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense) Crystal dealt 70 damage! Pit has 30 HP left
Pit's dexterity overpowered Crystal's strength! (85.0 attack vs. 80.0 defense) Pit dealt 6 damage! Crystal has 94 HP left
Crystal's entities overpowered Pit's intelligence! (69.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense) Crystal dealt 63 damage! Pit has -33 HP left
Crystal has killed Pit
Wilson insta summoned a player. Don't know who he would summon. Maniac was ready for freddy. This time around...
Having lost some sanity, Tempo hallucinates living tables and chairs. Eric did something stupid and payed the price. Umbra accidentally downed a potion of assisted suicide.Umbra was so weak, they took 90 damage!
Maniac stays at Wilson's Potion shop. Must have been lonely there. SBaHJ tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?. Wilson wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender. Fun fact, Wilson's alternate name was originally going to be Laika. Shattered Bill Cipher looted a corpse. Crystal wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it. Crystal gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won. Tazz expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude. Tazz managed to flee the fire! Pricy was watching when a nuke went off.
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Talist suffered the fate of Kurak!. SPLAT! Maniac summons an ultra-complex death entity. Shattered Bill Cipher easily overpowered Goanna67. Astria got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive. Kajiulord is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue. Tempo is spooked by Wilson. Pricy couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep. Shattered Bill Cipher praised Dome, and was smote by Helix. Purple beat Wilson silly with a pineapple. LEAVE HIM ALONE!
With the help of Pricy, Crystal hacked into the simulation and boosted all their stats by 10. GET OUT OF MY CODE! SHOO! Proof ascended to a new rank on the Godmodding Scale. Tazz stood there and devoured some cheese despite a severe cheese allergy. Good job. Vriska beat Proof silly with a pineapple. Umbra and Blue made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies. Crystal found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup.
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Maniac VS. Blue Blue attacked first! Blue's strength overpowered Maniac's intelligence! (85.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense) Blue dealt 30 damage! Maniac has 70 HP left
Maniac's alchemies overpowered Blue's strength! (119.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense) Maniac dealt 109 damage! Blue has -9 HP left
Maniac has killed Blue
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Engie VS. Purple Engie attacked first! Engie's dexterity overpowered Purple's alchemies! (72.0 attack vs. 71.0 defense) Engie dealt 1 damage! Purple has 20 HP left
Engie's dexterity blocked Purple's entities! (55.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense)
Engie's entities overpowered Purple's dexterity! (63.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense) Engie dealt 11 damage! Purple has 9 HP left
Purple's dexterity overpowered Engie's strength! (81.0 attack vs. 66.0 defense) Purple dealt 18 damage! Engie has 82 HP left
Engie's strength overpowered Purple's entities! (88.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense) Engie dealt 38 damage! Purple has -29 HP left
Engie has killed Purple
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Pricy VS. Maniac Pricy attacked first! Pricy's dexterity overpowered Maniac's entities! (55.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense) Pricy dealt 15 damage! Maniac has 55 HP left
Maniac's entities overpowered Pricy's intelligence! (70.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense) Maniac dealt 47 damage! Pricy has 53 HP left
Maniac's alchemies blocked Pricy's intelligence! (82.0 attack vs. 90.0 defense)
Maniac's alchemies overpowered Pricy's entities! (135.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense) Maniac dealt 83 damage! Pricy has -30 HP left
Maniac has killed Pricy
OWAKS tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
Red sun over paradise... Umbra will not forget it. Vriska remembered to check the Pirate Cove.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 7
Wilson has not died of dysen- wait what? How is that possible? Maniac wonders what the heck is going on with this game. Crystal ran away from the large wooden rabbit flying at them, leaving their mistral to be crushed instead. Engie bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder. Umbra wound up Gender-bent, but exploited the Second Law of Gender-bending like a pro.Umbra was so weak, they took 16 damage!
Wilson goes completely and utterly grimdark. WILSON! NER! Maniac scaled a large tree, then spotted Tazz who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods. Vriska reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library. Engie grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. Tazz decided to not go to that light in the distance. Umbra did something stupid and payed the price. Vriska matrix-dodges an arrow from Proof, then retreats!. Tempo easily overpowered [c]haos and caused him to rage-quit again!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 8
Proof ate some pink berries, and started tripping. Proof went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Crystal survived the Massive Battle of Armies thanks to their entities! Even though you joined after that. Engie played some late-night table stickball with Proof. I wonder how well he played after those berries. Crystal encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled.
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GO WILSON! sorry Maniac. Wilson VS. Maniac Wilson attacked first! Wilson's alchemies overpowered Maniac's strength! (89.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense) Wilson dealt 76 damage! Maniac has -11 HP left
Wilson has killed Maniac
Tempo ripped off their hand to appease a monster. Engie's entity was killed off by wildlife. Tazz went on a massive alchemiting binge. Vriska was watching and saw some codes. Wilson grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 9
Engie could not fight the Homestuck. Vriska hacked into a Mech before it killed them. Proof just injured the Godmodder! Well done. Tempo started playing Cookie Clicker... and never stopped for 64 years. Vriska gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed. Wilson and Tazz made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies. Crystal changed allegiances. Now everyone's going to hate you.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 10
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Tazz VS. Crystal Tazz attacked first! Tazz's strength overpowered Crystal's intelligence! (89.0 attack vs. 76.0 defense) Tazz dealt 15 damage! Crystal has 85 HP left
Crystal's entities overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (105.0 attack vs. 27.0 defense) Crystal dealt 112 damage! Tazz has -12 HP left
Crystal has killed Tazz
Proof and Wilson made an alliance. Crystal heard about it and started planning.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 11
Proof bugged the GM about their post being missed. Proof saw a slender figu- *STATIC* Probably too distracted by pestering Twin to notice Slenderman.
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No! Wilson lost his backup to Slenderman! Crystal VS. Wilson Crystal attacked first! Crystal's intelligence overpowered Wilson's strength! (116.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense) Crystal dealt 60 damage! Wilson has 40 HP left
Crystal's strength blocked Wilson's dexterity! (97.0 attack vs. 109.0 defense)
Crystal's alchemies overpowered Wilson's intelligence! (104.0 attack vs. 71.0 defense) Crystal dealt 47 damage! Wilson has -7 HP left
Crystal has killed Wilson Aw.. Well, second.
Results
Crystal is the winner with these stats...
87.0 strength, 75.0 dexterity, 85.0 inteligence. 52.0 entities, 65.0 alchemies.
Pity, this game wasn't actually as good. I was hoping Wilson would encounter a certain person, but that didn't happen. And also, that AP test wasn't as hard as I thought it would be, which is either a good thing or a very, very bad thing.
You know, I almost feel like we should remove some of these joke tributes. I mean sure it would be funny if they won, but it's just really kind of dumb.
Bloodbath
(Player1) got Twinja'd. {-10d}
(Player1) attempted to carry away the Cornucopia, but failed. {-10s -10d -10i -10a}
Standard
(Player1) used Twinja'd in the completely wrong context. {-10i}
(Player1) used placeholders, but got noticed by Twin. {-10d -10i}
(Player1) got banned from the memo for spamming memes. {-10i}
The Godmodder smote some of (Player1)'s entities. {-20e}
A field wipe occurred, wiping out (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3)'s entities. {-20e}/-{20e}/{-20e}
(Player1) reached Yggdrasil, and got the First Block to grant their wish. {30s 30d 30i 30e 30a}
(Player1) bugged Twin about DTG3. {-10i}
(Player1) realized that Twin isn't going to GM DTG3 anyways, and so decided not to bug him about it. {5i}
Lethal
(Player1) failed to have enough weaponry to kill a sickly Met. {1a}
(Player1) killed a sickly Met.
(Player1) was so lonely they committed suicide. (1e)
(Player1) took solace in the fact that they had at least one friend.
Piono's Entities were slaughtered by Eric without warning.
Clearly this makes 100% sense in the canon. Bye, Project Nexus!
Piono got their inventory jpeg'd.Piono's alchemies backfired, dealing 100 damage to him!
This is what I dream of, other than SUPERBABY and other weird stuff you don't want to know about.
The Second Law Of Genderbending: Your genderbent self will be far more attractive than your non-bent self. that is to say, you are much more attractive as the alternate gender than your usual one. It's a trope, I didn't invent it. Also, I consider Entity stat to be equal parts actual allies and, well, Charisma, so naturally a more attractive fellow should be more inclined to entities. Yes, I was one of the two Sepulchritude canidates-I only have 15 because I don't entity much.
...A CHALLENGER APPROACHES.
TIE-Hivemind: {15s 15d 50i 50e 20a}
A supercomputer controlling a ton of TIEs ought to have high intelligence and entity scores. That's the highlight of the show here, however. 20 alchemy is because of the advanced TIE tech and the spoil, but it's pretty predictable so it's not too bad. I consider 15-20 to be average, for the record, and though they are big and fast, they are huge and not dexterous in a standard way, so the TIE Hivemind isn't a strength/dex person.
...A CHALLENGER APPROACHES.
TwinBuilder: {40s 40d 10i 30e 30a}
Though very smart (especially as the 1st Guardian of Minecraft), updopping DTG2 takes its heavy toll on Twin's sanity, which is why it's the dump stat. I mean, look at all the nub antics and entities and stuff he had to keep track of, and the one time he went on the battlefield he split pretty quickly. Beyond this, his powerful weapons (Obsidianite Blade and Oblivion's Guardian) make up for their low quantity, and his few entities (Mega-Man, GLaDOS and the Turret Army) are all powerful and not to be trifled with-plus, he won the Shatter due to the power of Friendship. His First Guardian powers are excellent for combat purposes and he knows how to use them. He's strong enough to damage the Godmodder with them alone, so 40s it is. Plus, Prince of Time.
...A CHALLENGER APPROACHES.
TwinSplitter: {50s 40d 15i 15e 30a}
Yep. TwinSplitter's stats are derived from TwinBuilder's due to, well, being a split of him. Split was the dominant split, edging out Twin in strength and intelligence because of this-but only by so much. A rampaging lunatic imprisoned in Limbo still does not make for good sanity no matter how smart you are, so intelligence is still a dump stat for Split. In addition, Split clearly lost the Shatter for the reason of Build's power of friendship, and he himself isn't terribly charismatic. The Broken Anachronism is strong and versatile enough to justify a 30 alchemy stat all on its own. And we all know how powerful he is as a fighter. I think he even ascended a tier on the Godmodding rung-or at least, Serpent thinks so. Probably wrong, but he's powerful enough. (Let us assume that this version of him donated the disc to the group inventory).
Gorillaing Forum, not having the right color...Augh. Hijacking this moron's computer isn't as easy as it seems, you know! Whatever, drop me in there.
Zetta: {15s 30d 40i 40e 25a}
Let's face facts: The guy who successfully convinced the likes of Split and Ascendent Bill to his aid without it backfiring horribly-even if it's just due to matching agendas-is bound to be a smart, cunning Gorilla, right? ...You don't even know who I am, do you. What a Gorillaing shame. Anyways, yeah. I'm also a dexterity fighter-I prefer using agile moves to slice through crud instead of direct brute force. Xi is kind of that too but he's better at it because of his Alpha Godmoddership...Somehow Xi has to be the Alpha Godmodder and not me. How'd he even ascend at all, anyways?! Bluh bluh, huge Gorilla...But I'm a clever guy while he's a one-line train. I'll figure it out, eventually. In any case, yeah, Alchemies are all borrowed from him and I didn't grab everything-I grabbed a lot, though, and again, not the Alpha Godmodder guy. Bluh, I really don't want to remember the stupid Trickster debacle...Stupid.
Also, (c)haos, I do believe we may be able to strike a few bargains ourselves? I think we have an aligned agenda and I think we can benefit from our own company.
Also, (c)haos, I do believe we may be able to strike a few bargains ourselves? I think we have an aligned agenda and I think we can benefit from our own company.
...does your agenda involve any of (t)he following;
1. (t)he execu(t)ion of (t)he opera(t)or
2. (t)he execu(t)ion of o(t)her me
3. (t)he ques(t) (t)o become king of (t)able(t)opia, (t)hen brainwash everyone (t)here for an army
4. (t)he u(t)iliza(t)ion of every(t)hing (t)o to kill every(t)hing, ever.
if so, please wri(t)e some(t)hing in (t)he code of mine(c)raf(t) and i'll find i(t).
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I did pretty good for my first hunger games. I had the best strength.
I agree that there should be less 'joke' tributes
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As I've said in-thread...
COMB RAVE COMB RAVE COMB RAVE COMB RAVE
We need to do that comb rave. We won't get to use the tenth one if we save it, and I wanna be done with Bleak as soon as possible.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I've said it on the memo, and I'll say it here. The Comb Rave will not be used until we can feasibly take out The Bleak. Kill the Ribcage, and you've got your Rave.
In order to rave properly, we need to kill the ribcage.
...See, this is why I love DTG: you get to say sentences like THAT, and have them make some sort of sense.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
If we destroy the Ribcage within a given time, the following two raves (assuming someone up-top uses the rave as well) can easily kill the whole thing in one fell swoop, or at least, destroy the wings and mouth instantly. Actually, now that I think about it, if we do both raves at once (Dual or otherwise), we'll be able to hit a minimum of 3.2M damage. The Mouth and Wings have 3 Million HP total between them. If the Ribcage has 200K HP we can one-shot a lot of the Bleak in one fell swoop. (Each Comb rave does 1.6 M at this point, unless Twin feels the need to keep amping up damage values, so two Raves back-to-back equals 3.2 Million.)
Ladies and gentlemen, that Ribcage MUST GO!
>tfw you're sick on your cake day
...
(Player1) celebrated their cake-day! {5s 5d 5i 5e 5a}
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Ladies and Gentlemen... welcome to the... uhh... 8th? Daily hunger games! New events! More tributes! More fun! Now some events are actually rarer than others! (the super good events and the narrative one are half as likely to come up) Plus, I've added some of my own stuff. Lets see how much of it you find.
All standard events loaded!
BloodbathAll Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All tributes loaded!
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor!
All 52 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off! We have so many... Who need quarter quell as an excuse to throw over 48 people into a massive deathmatch?
The Alchemiter made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
UOSS casually traded their soul for extra alchemies. Not like it was that hard.
Ikea teleports away at a rapid pace.
Netpatham found blueprints for a Mech.
Purple realized that they needed more alchemies to not die later on, and duplicated some gear.
Blue gets into a long argument with The L[]rd, ignoring all the supplies.
Engie finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!.
11 got the keys to the Abomination.
Willow uses Timestepping and flees.
Serpent found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities.
Astria realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up.
Raven wonders what the Nether is happening.
Umbra gets into a long argument with Talist, ignoring all the supplies. Really? You wanta go? I LOVE arguing!
Crystal liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them.
Hank wound up in Mime Hell, and *-235dfas. Sorry, I had to change it slightly.
Binary became Flumpty's best friend! Yay!
Proof's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble... And it failed!.
Proof was so weak, they took 10 damage!
Proof managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage! Not a great start for our newcomer.
The Brick Wall undergoes a Split from the stress.
The Brick Wall managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
The Brick Wall went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times! Hey! Wall on wall violence!
OWAKS has accquired iAntimak Carbine.
Serpent stole the Origin Wands.
Blue wonders how he got into this mess...
Proof hacked into a Mech before it killed them.
Amp grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
Raven gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost?
The Boss Vortex and 11 grapple over the Banhammer.
Wilson grabs Lil' Cal and Curses The Alchemiter before absconding. Well, I did have Lil' Cal once.
The Alchemiter was so weak, they took 30 damage!
The Alchemiter managed to stab themself in the foot for 30 damage!
Geometry Dash prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly.
Talist does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest.
SBaHJ scored a caged Killer Rabbit.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Lothyra VS. Midna
Midna attacked first! FIRST DUEL
Midna's entities overpowered Lothyra's dexterity! (81.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
Midna dealt 66 damage! Lothyra has 34 HP left
Lothyra's strength overpowered Midna's alchemies! (50.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
Lothyra dealt 8 damage! Midna has 92 HP left
Midna's entities overpowered Lothyra's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense)
Midna dealt 40 damage! Lothyra has -6 HP left
Midna has killed Lothyra
Pit decided to join DTG. Now he's here.
Stan the Mime's planned Entity was noped immediately.
Scratch's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web.
Wilson woke up Kajiulord.
Shattered Bill Cipher had to fight off The L[]rd, SBaHJ, Binary, OWAKS, AND Bleak with nothing but a spoon! One boss beat back 3 other bosses with a spoon, nice one.
Piono was distracted by a very, very shiny coin.
NinjaV realized the meaning of life, and suicided to acheive it. This early?
Willow throws some paladins into the Snarl instead of themselves.
Pit blamed the cactus.
Tricky met with a terrible fate, didn't they?
The Brick Wall wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
The Brick Wall went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! Stop breaking that wall!
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The Alchemiter VS. Purple
Purple attacked first!
The Alchemiter's alchemies blocked Purple's dexterity! (72.0 attack vs. 182.0 defense)
The Alchemiter's dexterity overpowered Purple's strength! (48.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense)
The Alchemiter dealt 31 damage! Purple has 69 HP left What? The Alchemiter hit with something other than alchemies?
Purple's alchemies overpowered The Alchemiter's intelligence! (68.0 attack vs. 2.0 defense)
Purple dealt 95 damage! The Alchemiter has -55 HP left
Purple has killed The Alchemiter
Bleak stole Oryx's shotgun.
Piono's Entities were slaughtered by Eric without warning.
IreCreeper gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed.
Vriska had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!.
Umbra wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
FseftrAI grabs Lil' Cal and Curses Vriska before absconding. Meenie. You took it from Wilson.
Stan the Mime wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place. Because plot convenience.
FseftrAI was Waluigi'd. WAA.
Richard failed Flumpty's friendship game...
Netpatham suffered the fate of Kurak!. TRIPLE KILL
Tempo secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start!
Shattered Bill Cipher accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster.
Shattered Bill Cipher went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
TECHPIECE bathed in blood.
Amp did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail.
Amp was so weak, they took 10 damage!
Amp managed to stab themself in the foot for 54 damage!
Amp went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times!
Amp's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 60 damage to him!
And then Amp died of it! Well, this is the new Narrative anger.
Eric looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... He ran away after grabbing Lil' Cal.
Pricy has accquired iAntimak Carbine.
Geometry Dash wonders how he got into this mess...
Ikea had to fight off Engie, Kajiulord, TECHPIECE, InsertNameHere, AND Crystal with nothing but a spoon!.
Pricy managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us.
Purple wonders how he got into this mess...
Tempo realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu.
Magic Cueball finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
Tazz attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.
Maniac uses Timestepping and flees.
Bender found a summoning charm.
Tazz washed Magic Cueball's hands.
Bender found an interesting journal.
InsertNameHere bathed in blood.
Midna's mind broke from the stress of Exams.
Maniac grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
Red grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
Red realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries.
UOSS made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
The Boss Vortex realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries. You need more?
Pane liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 2
Tempo grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it.
InsertNameHere was hit by the Moon.
Tempo and Wilson made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies.
Wilson is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness. Hey, its not being psychic, its Grid Magic.
Willow ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito.
Willow awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
Magic Cueball awakens to the sight of Bender and Shattered Bill Cipher attempting to cannibalize his unconscious body.Magic Cueball managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Shattered Bill Cipher went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times! BASH PARTY!!! 70 total head bashes from one event.
The L[]rd got nope'd by the curse of repetition.The L[]rd's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 150 damage to him!
And then The L[]rd died of it!
Ikea insisted that they do, in fact, exist.
Bender was not ready for Freddy.
Astria picked some flowers and made a garland out of them.
SBaHJ beat OWAKS silly with a pineapple.
Ikea Managed to survive a Multi-Man Melee thanks to his allies.
Pane dodged a Bridge Dropping.
SBaHJ bugged the GM about their post being missed.
The Brick Wall unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Magic Cueball. The Brick Wall's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 40 damage to him!
Magic Cueball was so weak, they took 80 damage!
Magic Cueball managed to stab themself in the foot for 40 damage!
Magic Cueball's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 80 damage to him! Where'd you get that rabbit?
And then Magic Cueball died of it!
Crystal managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence.
The Brick Wall wound up Gender-bent, but exploited the Second Law of Gender-bending like a pro.The Brick Wall managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
And then The Brick Wall died of it! Ouch.
11 wonders what the heck is going on with this game.
The Boss Vortex saw a slender figu- *STATIC*
Tazz noticed an extremly rare beatle while falling and forgot to hit the ground.
Pricy works on their backstory.
Talist, Pit, Vriska, UOSS, Umbra and Engie do a flash mob. I participate in a lot of flash mobs.
Maniac spends the night confused about 11's side character.
Purple was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor.
Pane powered through exams.
UOSS played some late-night table stickball with Engie.
Crystal worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!.
Vriska managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape.
Astria picked some flowers and made a garland out of them.
Maniac picked some flowers and made a garland out of them.
Talist spends a 5 post charge to make a tent.
Blue Challenges Proof to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
Bleak easily overpowered Goanna67.
Serpent's newest entity was Nerfed.
Red had a mental breakdown.
Red ate some pink berries, and started tripping.
Pricy gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won.
Pit and Umbra went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.
Serpent wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment.
Shattered Bill Cipher kills off his Side Characters.
Proof hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
Bleak stood there and devoured some cheese despite a severe cheese allergy. Good job.
TECHPIECE found some cool stuff in a chest.
The Ship between Purple and Stan the Mime was sunk by Kajiulord. How dare you.
Geometry Dash was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again.
TECHPIECE wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time.
Kajiulord grew some mutated tentacles.
Blue thought they saw a shooting star, but it was a flare set off by Tazz.
Piono got their inventory jpeg'd.Piono's alchemies backfired, dealing 100 damage to him!
And then Piono died of it! Exactly lethal.
Stan the Mime wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time.
Eric stole the heart of Binary. Quite literally. Binary managed to stab themself in the foot for 40 damage!
Heart stealing -> foot stabbing.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 3
Willow insta summoned a player.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Ikea VS. Purple
Purple attacked first!
Ikea's intelligence blocked Purple's entities! (51.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense)
Ikea's dexterity overpowered Purple's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense)
Ikea dealt 21 damage! Purple has 58 HP left
Ikea's intelligence blocked Purple's strength! (59.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense)
Ikea's alchemies overpowered Purple's entities! (48.0 attack vs. 19.0 defense)
Ikea dealt 41 damage! Purple has 17 HP left
Purple's intelligence overpowered Ikea's alchemies! (108.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense)
Purple dealt 87 damage! Ikea has 13 HP left
Ikea's entities overpowered Purple's alchemies! (82.0 attack vs. 74.0 defense)
Ikea dealt 11 damage! Purple has 6 HP left
Purple's strength overpowered Ikea's dexterity! (56.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense)
Purple dealt 21 damage! Ikea has -8 HP left
Purple has killed Ikea
Pit and Crystal made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule.
Stan the Mime picked some flowers and made a garland out of them.
Blue praises the Helix Fossil!.
Red was not ready for Freddy.
Astria ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them.
Proof badgers Twin incessantly about a topic.
TECHPIECE became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
Pherix decided to join Blue's cause.
Willow saw a noob's antics and lost it, calling the PPC on them.
OWAKS picked some flowers and made a garland out of them.
UOSS wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it. UOSS managed to stab themself in the foot for 16 damage! How does that work?
Talist didn't become engie.
Bleak doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
Pane was killed by an extremely hostile spycrab.
Bleak and Stan the Mime went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.
OWAKS saved Shattered Bill Cipher and Astria from SBaHJ.
Tempo removed the zone that Pit and Shattered Bill Cipher were fighting in, causing them to glitch out. Shattered Bill Cipher went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
Maniac took some time off from hunting to train.
Engie is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy.
Kajiulord picked some flowers and made a garland out of them.
Maniac spends the night confused about Engie's side character. Purple, what do you have to say for yourself?
MK-Watson-A decided to join SBaHJ's cause. That's 2 of my three.
Tempo dodges an elephant.
Umbra ran away from the large wooden rabbit flying at them, leaving their mistral to be crushed instead.
Crystal gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won.
Talist wound up Gender-bent, but exploited the Second Law of Gender-bending like a pro. I don't know what that actually is...
Purple awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun.
Serpent runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
UOSS became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
Vriska, Serpent, and Eric encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it.
Binary murdered Hank. Again. I think he's dead? Maybe?
Kajiulord Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork.
Umbra accused Binary of copying their alchemies, and won the copyright claim.
Proof got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude.
Tazz has activated RAGE MODE!.
11 and Wilson stays at Wilson's Potion Shop. Home sweet home...
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 4
Vriska found time to be active in DTG2.
Vriska checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
OWAKS comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost.
A projectile whistles past Wilson, but they ignored it. You might want to care about that Wilson...
Tazz scaled a large tree, then spotted 11 who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods. The disk rolls away...
Talist has activated RAGE MODE!. GRAGHASDFOJAS NOTICE ME!!!
Pricy kills off his Side Characters.
Blue and Eric had a tea party.
Talist heard a distant howl... Is that who I think it is?
Crystal, Blue, Umbra, and Binary sat around a campfire and told ghost stories.
SBaHJ summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster.
Stan the Mime doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
11 failed to notice a dart trap, then failed to dodge.
Binary was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs. Wow, nice job Chaos. You tore the limbs off a snake.
Bleak got nope'd by the curse of repetition. Bleak's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 188 damage to him!
And then Bleak died of it!
Maniac fends off the animatronics with noisemakers.
Shattered Bill Cipher wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
Having lost some sanity, Crystal hallucinates living tables and chairs.
OWAKS had their ancestral artifact jacked by Eric.
Tazz is spooked by Maniac.
Stan the Mime and Purple had a tea party.
Astria murdered Hank. Again. And again.
Shattered Bill Cipher found some cool stuff in a chest.
Engie comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate.
Willow became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. Please don't.
SBaHJ got nope'd by the curse of repetition.SBaHJ's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 14 damage to him!
Astria was ready for Freddy.
Pit wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment.
A projectile whistles past Proof, but they ignored it. Proof managed to stab themself in the foot for 2 damage!
Whoa! Bender faked their own death but is back now!
Serpent and Tempo made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies.
Wilson spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. Not as good as my store...
Tempo ate some pink berries, and started tripping.
Pherix decided to join Kajiulord's cause. PHERIX YOU TRAITOR!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 5
Talist heard a distant howl... Quit that.
LeiShi decided to join Kajiulord's cause. And now Kajiulord has 2 of my 3.
Kajiulord drew a strange sigil on the ground, which cursed SBaHJ!.
Bender realized the meaning of life, and suicided to acheive it.
Engie could, in fact, fight the Homestuck.
Vriska ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito.
Stan the Mime tried to edit the event class of this program to tone down the difficulty of their next fatal event, but didn't realize they were in one now.
Proof, Purple, Astria, and Talist sat around a campfire and told ghost stories.
Vriska spends a 5 post charge to make a tent.
Tempo found time to be active in DTG2.
Eric tries to kill Astria with a table, but they escape.
Proof had a mental breakdown. Proof managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
Proof went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Blue wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance.
Engie could, in fact, fight the Homestuck.
Purple and Umbra went Trickster, chasing away OWAKS and Blue.
OWAKS badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Like, NERF TRICKSTERS PLOZ
Serpent got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Pit VS. Crystal
Crystal attacked first!
Crystal's alchemies overpowered Pit's intelligence! (79.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 70 damage! Pit has 30 HP left
Pit's dexterity overpowered Crystal's strength! (85.0 attack vs. 80.0 defense)
Pit dealt 6 damage! Crystal has 94 HP left
Crystal's entities overpowered Pit's intelligence! (69.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 63 damage! Pit has -33 HP left
Crystal has killed Pit
Wilson insta summoned a player. Don't know who he would summon.
Maniac was ready for freddy. This time around...
Having lost some sanity, Tempo hallucinates living tables and chairs.
Eric did something stupid and payed the price.
Umbra accidentally downed a potion of assisted suicide.Umbra was so weak, they took 90 damage!
Maniac stays at Wilson's Potion shop. Must have been lonely there.
SBaHJ tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
Wilson wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender. Fun fact, Wilson's alternate name was originally going to be Laika.
Shattered Bill Cipher looted a corpse.
Crystal wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it.
Crystal gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won.
Tazz expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude.
Tazz managed to flee the fire!
Pricy was watching when a nuke went off.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 6
Talist suffered the fate of Kurak!. SPLAT!
Maniac summons an ultra-complex death entity.
Shattered Bill Cipher easily overpowered Goanna67.
Astria got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive.
Kajiulord is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue.
Tempo is spooked by Wilson.
Pricy couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep.
Shattered Bill Cipher praised Dome, and was smote by Helix.
Purple beat Wilson silly with a pineapple. LEAVE HIM ALONE!
With the help of Pricy, Crystal hacked into the simulation and boosted all their stats by 10. GET OUT OF MY CODE! SHOO!
Proof ascended to a new rank on the Godmodding Scale.
Tazz stood there and devoured some cheese despite a severe cheese allergy. Good job.
Vriska beat Proof silly with a pineapple.
Umbra and Blue made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies.
Crystal found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Maniac VS. Blue
Blue attacked first!
Blue's strength overpowered Maniac's intelligence! (85.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Blue dealt 30 damage! Maniac has 70 HP left
Maniac's alchemies overpowered Blue's strength! (119.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
Maniac dealt 109 damage! Blue has -9 HP left
Maniac has killed Blue
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Engie VS. Purple
Engie attacked first!
Engie's dexterity overpowered Purple's alchemies! (72.0 attack vs. 71.0 defense)
Engie dealt 1 damage! Purple has 20 HP left
Engie's dexterity blocked Purple's entities! (55.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense)
Engie's entities overpowered Purple's dexterity! (63.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense)
Engie dealt 11 damage! Purple has 9 HP left
Purple's dexterity overpowered Engie's strength! (81.0 attack vs. 66.0 defense)
Purple dealt 18 damage! Engie has 82 HP left
Engie's strength overpowered Purple's entities! (88.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Engie dealt 38 damage! Purple has -29 HP left
Engie has killed Purple
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Pricy VS. Maniac
Pricy attacked first!
Pricy's dexterity overpowered Maniac's entities! (55.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Pricy dealt 15 damage! Maniac has 55 HP left
Maniac's entities overpowered Pricy's intelligence! (70.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
Maniac dealt 47 damage! Pricy has 53 HP left
Maniac's alchemies blocked Pricy's intelligence! (82.0 attack vs. 90.0 defense)
Maniac's alchemies overpowered Pricy's entities! (135.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense)
Maniac dealt 83 damage! Pricy has -30 HP left
Maniac has killed Pricy
OWAKS tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
Red sun over paradise... Umbra will not forget it.
Vriska remembered to check the Pirate Cove.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 7
Wilson has not died of dysen- wait what? How is that possible?
Maniac wonders what the heck is going on with this game.
Crystal ran away from the large wooden rabbit flying at them, leaving their mistral to be crushed instead.
Engie bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder.
Umbra wound up Gender-bent, but exploited the Second Law of Gender-bending like a pro.Umbra was so weak, they took 16 damage!
Wilson goes completely and utterly grimdark. WILSON! NER!
Maniac scaled a large tree, then spotted Tazz who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods.
Vriska reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library.
Engie grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly.
Tazz decided to not go to that light in the distance.
Umbra did something stupid and payed the price.
Vriska matrix-dodges an arrow from Proof, then retreats!.
Tempo easily overpowered [c]haos and caused him to rage-quit again!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 8
Proof ate some pink berries, and started tripping. Proof went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Crystal survived the Massive Battle of Armies thanks to their entities! Even though you joined after that.
Engie played some late-night table stickball with Proof. I wonder how well he played after those berries.
Crystal encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Wilson VS. Maniac
Wilson attacked first!
Wilson's alchemies overpowered Maniac's strength! (89.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
Wilson dealt 76 damage! Maniac has -11 HP left
Wilson has killed Maniac
Tempo ripped off their hand to appease a monster.
Engie's entity was killed off by wildlife.
Tazz went on a massive alchemiting binge. Vriska was watching and saw some codes.
Wilson grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 9
Engie could not fight the Homestuck.
Vriska hacked into a Mech before it killed them.
Proof just injured the Godmodder! Well done.
Tempo started playing Cookie Clicker... and never stopped for 64 years.
Vriska gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed.
Wilson and Tazz made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies.
Crystal changed allegiances. Now everyone's going to hate you.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 10
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Tazz VS. Crystal
Tazz attacked first!
Tazz's strength overpowered Crystal's intelligence! (89.0 attack vs. 76.0 defense)
Tazz dealt 15 damage! Crystal has 85 HP left
Crystal's entities overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (105.0 attack vs. 27.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 112 damage! Tazz has -12 HP left
Crystal has killed Tazz
Proof and Wilson made an alliance. Crystal heard about it and started planning.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 11
Proof bugged the GM about their post being missed.
Proof saw a slender figu- *STATIC* Probably too distracted by pestering Twin to notice Slenderman.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Crystal VS. Wilson
Crystal attacked first!
Crystal's intelligence overpowered Wilson's strength! (116.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 60 damage! Wilson has 40 HP left
Crystal's strength blocked Wilson's dexterity! (97.0 attack vs. 109.0 defense)
Crystal's alchemies overpowered Wilson's intelligence! (104.0 attack vs. 71.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 47 damage! Wilson has -7 HP left
Crystal has killed Wilson
Aw.. Well, second.
Crystal is the winner with these stats...
87.0 strength, 75.0 dexterity, 85.0 inteligence. 52.0 entities, 65.0 alchemies.
The fallen, in order with stats
52: Hank 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
51: Raven 40.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 50.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
50: Lothyra 15.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
49: Scratch 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
48: NinjaV 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
47: Tricky 40.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
46: The Alchemiter 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 170.0 alchemies.
45: IreCreeper 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
44: FseftrAI 40.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 60.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
43: Richard 75.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
42: Netpatham 30.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
41: Amp 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
40: Midna 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
39: InsertNameHere 33.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
38: The L[]rd 33.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
37: Magic Cueball 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 135.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
36: The Brick Wall 130.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
35: The Boss Vortex 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 170.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
34: Geometry Dash 2.0 strength, 152.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 2.0 entities, 2.0 alchemies.
33: Piono 15.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
32: Ikea 60.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
31: Red 42.0 strength, 17.0 dexterity, 17.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
30: TECHPIECE 23.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 26.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
29: Pane 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
28: UOSS 32.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 50.0 intelligence, 55.0 entities, 65.0 alchemies.
27: 11 20.0 strength, 28.0 dexterity, 53.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 72.0 alchemies.
26: Binary 10.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
25: Bleak 82.0 strength, 39.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 21.0 alchemies.
24: Willow 55.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
23: Bender 60.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
22: Stan the Mime 41.0 strength, 64.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 16.0 entities, 6.0 alchemies.
21: Serpent 27.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 37.0 intelligence, 27.0 entities, 57.0 alchemies.
20: Pit 23.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 8.0 intelligence, 23.0 entities, 47.0 alchemies.
19: Eric 74.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
18: SBaHJ 36.0 strength, 34.0 dexterity, 3.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 18.0 alchemies.
17: Talist 33.0 strength, 28.0 dexterity, 34.0 intelligence, 66.0 entities, 11.0 alchemies.
16: Astria 39.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 80.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
15: Kajiulord 57.0 strength, 26.0 dexterity, 80.0 intelligence, 55.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
14: Shattered Bill Cipher 52.0 strength, 58.0 dexterity, 3.0 intelligence, 3.0 entities, 63.0 alchemies.
13: Blue 39.0 strength, 54.0 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 42.0 entities, 27.0 alchemies.
12: Purple 62.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 73.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 65.0 alchemies.
11: Pricy 63.0 strength, 23.0 dexterity, 28.0 intelligence, 73.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
10: OWAKS 13.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 48.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
9: Umbra 0.0 strength, 27.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 42.0 entities, 37.0 alchemies.
8: Maniac 10.0 strength, 18.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 85.0 alchemies.
7: Engie 55.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 13.0 intelligence, 11.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
6: Tempo 21.0 strength, 51.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 44.0 entities, 74.0 alchemies.
5: Vriska 42.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 60.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 65.0 alchemies.
4: Tazz 59.0 strength, 94.0 dexterity, 16.0 intelligence, 14.0 entities, 49.0 alchemies.
3: Proof 112.0 strength, 2.0 dexterity, 3.0 intelligence, 65.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
2: Wilson 49.0 strength, 51.0 dexterity, 66.0 intelligence, 39.0 entities, 41.0 alchemies.
Pity, this game wasn't actually as good. I was hoping Wilson would encounter a certain person, but that didn't happen. And also, that AP test wasn't as hard as I thought it would be, which is either a good thing or a very, very bad thing.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Can you format Tempo?
You know, I almost feel like we should remove some of these joke tributes. I mean sure it would be funny if they won, but it's just really kind of dumb.
Bloodbath
(Player1) got Twinja'd. {-10d}
(Player1) attempted to carry away the Cornucopia, but failed. {-10s -10d -10i -10a}
Standard
(Player1) used Twinja'd in the completely wrong context. {-10i}
(Player1) used placeholders, but got noticed by Twin. {-10d -10i}
(Player1) got banned from the memo for spamming memes. {-10i}
The Godmodder smote some of (Player1)'s entities. {-20e}
A field wipe occurred, wiping out (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3)'s entities. {-20e}/-{20e}/{-20e}
(Player1) reached Yggdrasil, and got the First Block to grant their wish. {30s 30d 30i 30e 30a}
(Player1) bugged Twin about DTG3. {-10i}
(Player1) realized that Twin isn't going to GM DTG3 anyways, and so decided not to bug him about it. {5i}
Lethal
(Player1) failed to have enough weaponry to kill a sickly Met. {1a}
(Player1) killed a sickly Met.
(Player1) was so lonely they committed suicide. (1e)
(Player1) took solace in the fact that they had at least one friend.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Damn, almost made it.
And so did I.
But you just HAD to be an ass.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Piono's Entities were slaughtered by Eric without warning.
Clearly this makes 100% sense in the canon. Bye, Project Nexus!
Piono got their inventory jpeg'd.Piono's alchemies backfired, dealing 100 damage to him!
This is what I dream of, other than SUPERBABY and other weird stuff you don't want to know about.
The Second Law Of Genderbending: Your genderbent self will be far more attractive than your non-bent self. that is to say, you are much more attractive as the alternate gender than your usual one. It's a trope, I didn't invent it. Also, I consider Entity stat to be equal parts actual allies and, well, Charisma, so naturally a more attractive fellow should be more inclined to entities. Yes, I was one of the two Sepulchritude canidates-I only have 15 because I don't entity much.
...A CHALLENGER APPROACHES.
TIE-Hivemind: {15s 15d 50i 50e 20a}
A supercomputer controlling a ton of TIEs ought to have high intelligence and entity scores. That's the highlight of the show here, however. 20 alchemy is because of the advanced TIE tech and the spoil, but it's pretty predictable so it's not too bad. I consider 15-20 to be average, for the record, and though they are big and fast, they are huge and not dexterous in a standard way, so the TIE Hivemind isn't a strength/dex person.
...A CHALLENGER APPROACHES.
TwinBuilder: {40s 40d 10i 30e 30a}
Though very smart (especially as the 1st Guardian of Minecraft), updopping DTG2 takes its heavy toll on Twin's sanity, which is why it's the dump stat. I mean, look at all the nub antics and entities and stuff he had to keep track of, and the one time he went on the battlefield he split pretty quickly. Beyond this, his powerful weapons (Obsidianite Blade and Oblivion's Guardian) make up for their low quantity, and his few entities (Mega-Man, GLaDOS and the Turret Army) are all powerful and not to be trifled with-plus, he won the Shatter due to the power of Friendship. His First Guardian powers are excellent for combat purposes and he knows how to use them. He's strong enough to damage the Godmodder with them alone, so 40s it is. Plus, Prince of Time.
...A CHALLENGER APPROACHES.
TwinSplitter: {50s 40d 15i 15e 30a}
Yep. TwinSplitter's stats are derived from TwinBuilder's due to, well, being a split of him. Split was the dominant split, edging out Twin in strength and intelligence because of this-but only by so much. A rampaging lunatic imprisoned in Limbo still does not make for good sanity no matter how smart you are, so intelligence is still a dump stat for Split. In addition, Split clearly lost the Shatter for the reason of Build's power of friendship, and he himself isn't terribly charismatic. The Broken Anachronism is strong and versatile enough to justify a 30 alchemy stat all on its own. And we all know how powerful he is as a fighter. I think he even ascended a tier on the Godmodding rung-or at least, Serpent thinks so. Probably wrong, but he's powerful enough. (Let us assume that this version of him donated the disc to the group inventory).
shu(t) up (t)earing (t)he limbs off a snake is some(t)hing.
also, i(t)'s kinda my (c)ake day (t)oday. so i'm giving you all a presen(t).
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The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Gorillaing Forum, not having the right color...Augh. Hijacking this moron's computer isn't as easy as it seems, you know! Whatever, drop me in there.
Zetta: {15s 30d 40i 40e 25a}
Let's face facts: The guy who successfully convinced the likes of Split and Ascendent Bill to his aid without it backfiring horribly-even if it's just due to matching agendas-is bound to be a smart, cunning Gorilla, right? ...You don't even know who I am, do you. What a Gorillaing shame. Anyways, yeah. I'm also a dexterity fighter-I prefer using agile moves to slice through crud instead of direct brute force. Xi is kind of that too but he's better at it because of his Alpha Godmoddership...Somehow Xi has to be the Alpha Godmodder and not me. How'd he even ascend at all, anyways?! Bluh bluh, huge Gorilla...But I'm a clever guy while he's a one-line train. I'll figure it out, eventually. In any case, yeah, Alchemies are all borrowed from him and I didn't grab everything-I grabbed a lot, though, and again, not the Alpha Godmodder guy. Bluh, I really don't want to remember the stupid Trickster debacle...Stupid.
Also, (c)haos, I do believe we may be able to strike a few bargains ourselves? I think we have an aligned agenda and I think we can benefit from our own company.
...does your agenda involve any of (t)he following;
1. (t)he execu(t)ion of (t)he opera(t)or
2. (t)he execu(t)ion of o(t)her me
3. (t)he ques(t) (t)o become king of (t)able(t)opia, (t)hen brainwash everyone (t)here for an army
4. (t)he u(t)iliza(t)ion of every(t)hing (t)o to kill every(t)hing, ever.
if so, please wri(t)e some(t)hing in (t)he code of mine(c)raf(t) and i'll find i(t).
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Since we're formatting things, SERPENT, /\stri/\, and Raven would like representation.
Oh no
For that matter, Amp has his own formatting, though I accept that doing it is likely difficult.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Formatting, you say?
How interesting that you should mention it.
PLEASE, DO CONTINUE.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Well: http://www.scottgames.com/
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I did pretty good for my first hunger games. I had the best strength.
I agree that there should be less 'joke' tributes
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Sweet, talist added my power up events!
And thanks for filling in the epic fail events insert.
And I like having the joke tributes. It adds more variety, and its resulted in some interesting things, even if they nearly no chance of winning.
May I remind you that one of my joke characters has placed in the top 10 over 3 times now?
As for characters...
Magic Cueball
Eric
Piono
Tricky
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Huh, I won one. Nice.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
...Is that Springtrap? Or Bonnie? Those ears look weird. Either way, 3 spooky 5 me.
Oh no