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Welcome to the... 6th is it? Daily Hunger Games! And this time, commentary! And boy does this benefit from it. No joke, this was probably THE best simulation so far. It is a heroic tale of vengeance, love, betrayal (not really), economics, politics, narrative rage, and everything else, you can get from a book. So, here we go!
All standard events loaded!
All Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All tributes loaded!
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor!
Bloodbath
All 45 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!
Blue attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. Lothyra rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination. The L[]rd has acquired iAntimak Carbine. Crystal digs a hole and hides! Purple narrowly misses Kajiulord with an arrow, then keeps running. The L[]rd spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. Tempo finds the Alchemiter. Sweet! Engie finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!. UOSS prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly. No, he'll be too preoccupied with his new knitting needles.
Talist lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway. How embarrassing... The Boss Vortex narrowly misses Serpent with an arrow, then keeps running. The Boss Vortex's alchemies backfired, dealing 2 damage to him! The bow backfired? FseftrAI drop-kicked NinjaV to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though. IreCreeper looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... Yeah! Even though I made this event. Piono was blasted into oblivion by a Crockercorp Ship. The Alchemiter attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. The Alchemiter was so weak, they took 6 damage! The Alchemiter managed to stab themself in the foot for 6 damage! The Alchemiter went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times! The Alchemiter's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him!
Sounds like it didn't go well for it. Kajiulord runs off into the distance. He's had enough of being shot at. Netpatham looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... He's still there... Amp secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start! Shattered Bill Cipher stole the Origin Wands. Say... what are you planning on doing with those wands? Hank finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. Tazz wonders how he got into this mess... Scratch decided to join DTG. Now he's here.
An arrow whistles past Tricky's head. Red decided to join DTG. Now he's here. This ain't yo spaceship company no more! 11 remembered about grammar. Vriska died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. UOSS finds FseftrAI and fails to do anything. InsertNameHere gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. The Mechora Worm won. But he wasn't revived by the Narrative. Richard runs off into the distance. I expected more from you! IreCreeper finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. 2 out of 5 artifacts found. Pricy finds Tazz and fails to do anything. Astria narrowly misses The Alchemiter with an arrow, then keeps running. What do you have against the Alchemiter? Geometry Dash was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again.
Talist spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. Again, I'm sorry mathematical glitch! Just take one hit for me, alright? Pit finds the Alchemiter. Sweet! Serpent checked the cameras and closed the door in time. TECHPIECE made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. Binary made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. Seems like it was better than TECH's plot. Pane wished they could play regular Minecraft again. TECHPIECE decided to not go to that light in the distance. SBaHJ made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. Binary gets into a long argument with Netpatham, ignoring all the supplies. Umbra became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. Are you dea- Tricky found an interesting journal. Umbra stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. Nope. I swear, this is actually a fatal event and people CAN die from it. Vriska looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... Yep. Still there. The bloodbath would be pretty entertaining. The Brick Wall tried to 1V1 the Godmodder and got killed for their troubles. Brick walls tend to not do well against the Godmodder, even if it can chase him down. Bender found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave. Pane found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave. DUAL RAVE TIME!! Purple bathed in blood. Bender grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh... Blue finds Lothyra and fails to do anything. 11 uses Timestepping and flees. Eric died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity.
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Richard VS. Crystal Crystal is going to 1v1 the godmodder, who will win? Crystal attacked first! Crystal's strength overpowered Richard's entities! (77.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense) Crystal dealt 34 damage! Richard has 66 HP left
Richard's entities overpowered Crystal's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense) Richard dealt 46 damage! Crystal has 54 HP left
Crystal's entities overpowered Richard's dexterity! (56.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense) Crystal dealt 28 damage! Richard has 38 HP left
Richard's alchemies overpowered Crystal's alchemies! (78.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense) Richard dealt 34 damage! Crystal has 20 HP left
Crystal's strength overpowered Richard's alchemies! (98.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense) Crystal dealt 48 damage! Richard has -10 HP left
Crystal has killed Richard
Ooo... Somewhat close.
Astria looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... 4 people have noticed him. Raven finds The Boss Vortex and fails to do anything. NinjaV finds Hank and fails to do anything. Crystal uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War. Engie died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. That's three revives so far. Raven grabs Lil' Cal and Curses SBaHJ before absconding. Pricy grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees. Magic Cueball finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!. Midna narrowly misses Pit with an arrow, then keeps running. Scratch finds the Alchemiter. Sweet! Tempo got run over by a car. Eric stole the Origin Wands. From Bill I suppose. Nice one. Magic Cueball managed to contain their rage over the newest editor. Red stole the Origin Wands. From Eric now. Gee, hold onto them better! Midna found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave. TRIPLE RAVEEEEEEEEEEE Shattered Bill Cipher found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave. QUADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!! Maniac resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 2
Umbra commits suicide over the newest editor.
Talist and Shattered Bill Cipher had their entities shipped by Amp, which was thoroughly awkward. Hey... uh... Fayther? You can just ignore Amp... please do actually... you too Pherix... 11 tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file. 11 went insane and bashed their head against a wall 19920 times!
And then 11 died of it! Yeah, true story. 11 used to be actual music, but then it bashed itself on a rock so much it became cracked and corrupted. True story.
Hank, TECHPIECE, and Lothyra exchange Alchemies. The Alchemiter summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster. Or rather, alchemized one. TECHPIECE hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. UOSS matrix-dodges an arrow from Purple, then retreats!. Scratch, The Alchemiter, Talist, Netpatham, Bender and Pricy do a flash mob. YEAH Purple accidentally downed a potion of assisted suicide. Purple was so weak, they took 150 damage!
And then Purple died of it!
Kajiulord and NinjaV went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods. Lothyra encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled. The Boss Vortex murdered Hank. Again. But don't worry Piono, he lived.
Red sun over paradise... Raven will not forget it. Amp insulted Bender's grammar to try and prop up their self esteem. Engie thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real. Blue spent too much time on the memo. Raven fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night. Kajiulord's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome. Blue badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Tazz praised Dome. YES! THANK YOU LORD DOME FOR EATING THE SOUL OF MY RIVAL! PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! SBaHJ Challenges Red to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw! Pane found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup. Tricky tries to kill Pane with a table, but they escape. Red played some late-night table stickball with The Boss Vortex. You have a lot of opponents. NinjaV wound up on the wrong end of The Bane. Serpent grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. SBaHJ doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction. Pricy looted a corpse. Binary became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. Forshadowing to the next event? Binary managed to **** off the Narrative. Binary was so weak, they took 94 damage! Binary managed to stab themself in the foot for 170 damage! Binary went insane and bashed their head against a wall 136 times! Binary's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 180 damage to him! Binary's alchemies backfired, dealing 100 damage to him!
And then Binary died of it! Well, lets be honest. It was going to happen sometime. Nothing beats the Narrative, Binary. Take this as a warning. Narrative kills: 1
Serpent matrix-dodges an arrow from Vriska, then retreats!. Maniac's entity was killed off by wildlife. Maniac wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance. Tazz comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate. FseftrAI steals a few of Astria and IreCreeper's alchemies. Engie just injured the Godmodder! Well done. But... Crystal already killed him... Magic Cueball liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them. Magic Cueball wound up on the wrong end of The Bane. Too distracted by licking your elbow I see... Do you have an elbow? Eric spent too much time on the memo. Midna awakens to the sight of FseftrAI and Shattered Bill Cipher attempting to cannibalize her unconscious body. Eric steals a few of Crystal and Astria's alchemies. Pit comforts The L[]rd as they sleep. D'aww. SHIP DETECTED!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 3
Surprise surprise, Tazz has a weakness to being petted. Engie takes advantage of it. Strange... Pricy awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun. Astria kills off his Side Characters.
Having lost some sanity, Midna hallucinates living tables and chairs. Scratch doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction. That might have been to a lot of people's unsatifsfaction honestly. Scratch is spooked by Amp. Bender rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination. TECHPIECE bugged the GM about their post being missed. Netpatham spends their turn attacking Talist's summons. HEY! LEAVE LEISHI ALONE! Pricy summons an ultra-complex death entity. Shattered Bill Cipher was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs. Blue and Bender formed a temporary alliance, each plotting to kill each other. Serpent is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy. Serpent managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow! Astria got their inventory jpeg'd. Astria's alchemies backfired, dealing 152 damage to him!
And then Astria died of it!
Raven looted a corpse. Vriska changed allegiances. The Boss Vortex grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it. Hank spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. SBaHJ suffers a fate worse than death: Death By Goanna67. Red wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance. Blue noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it! FseftrAI Challenges Hank to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. The Alchemiter has an out-of-body experience. Or, out-of-machine. Midna grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. Midna went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times! That's what the idiot ball does to you.
Raven read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".
Talist and Engie stays at Wilson's Potion Shop. It was awkward... ... ... ... hypocrite... ... The L[]rd tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file.The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 19920 times!
And then The L[]rd died of it! I'm sorry Pit... but your love... is dead... I'm so sorry...
Netpatham finds an Ancestral Artifact. 3 out of 5 artifacts found. Pit wondered how to damage the Godmodder. Be Crystal. DONE IreCreeper tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail. Amp is Plauged by EAS tones. They kill him. TECHPIECE saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could. IreCreeper and Crystal had a tea party. FseftrAI spent too much time on the memo. Pane managed to **** off the Narrative. Pane was so weak, they took 150 damage! Pane managed to stab themself in the foot for 110 damage! Pane went insane and bashed their head against a wall 124 times! Pane's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 120 damage to him! Pane's alchemies backfired, dealing 140 damage to him!
And then Pane died of it! Gee, the Narrative is feeling angry today. Narrative kills: 2
Tricky watches the stars move across the sky. The Alchemiter comforts UOSS as they sleep. D'aww. SHIPPED! WITH A SHIP! The Boss Vortex, Crystal and UOSS stay at Wilson's Potion Shop. How'd it even fit in there? Eric got their inventory jpeg'd.Eric's alchemies backfired, dealing 110 damage to him!
And then Eric died of it!
Maniac is assailed by a broad variety of prophetic nightmares involving their own death.
Red sun over paradise... Lothyra will not forget it.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 4
Hank finds an Ancestral Artifact. 4 out of 5 artifiacts found. 1 more! Lothyra Challenges Red to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. Netpatham doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction. Tazz tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail. Tricky grew some mutated tentacles. Blue saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could. Crystal gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed. An easy trap to fall into... Midna watches the stars move across the sky. Engie is spooked by Raven. Tazz grew some mutated tentacles. The Alchemiter, Talist, Hank, and Raven sat around a campfire and told ghost stories. "Oh! This one time, Justicar died, but then came back as a spirit. SPOOKKKYY!!"
Talist, Maniac, and Netpatham exchange Alchemies. TECHPIECE was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch. Pricy realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living.
GLaDOS ran Engie through testing courses. He somehow managed to survive. FseftrAI was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor. Maniac gets stuffed into a Chica Suit. Pricy sits still in a corner and cries. I thought you liked living. Lothyra managed to **** off the Narrative.Lothyra was so weak, they took 170 damage! Lothyra managed to stab themself in the foot for 150 damage! That was one baaaaaadd stab. Lothyra went insane and bashed their head against a wall 104 times! Lothyra's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 150 damage to her! Lothyra's alchemies backfired, dealing 110 damage to her!
And then Lothyra died of it! Narritive kills: 3
FseftrAI, Pit, Bender, Tricky, Scratch and The Boss Vortex do a flash mob. But really, we all know that behind that smiling face, Pit is heartbroken, for his one and only love has left this world... IreCreeper noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it! Bender insisted that they do, in fact, exist. Scratch was watching when a nuke went off. Blue fought off residual bits of the Glitch. UOSS wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time. *AI CANNOT COMPUTE* Red took some time off from hunting to train. Midna invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result. The Boss Vortex wonders what the heck is going on with this game. It became a tale of love. UOSS gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won. Vriska bugged the GM about their post being missed. Vriska didn't defend the elevator cable and fell all the way to the bottom...
GLaDOS ran Serpent through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 5
Talist is spooked by Hank. QUIT THAT! Bender finds an Ancestral Artifact. ALL FIVE FOUND! NO SCRATCH! STAY AWAY FROM THEM! IreCreeper was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs. Midna got nope'd by the curse of repetition. Midna's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 120 damage to her!
And then Midna died of it! See kids? Entities like being original!
Netpatham found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup. Red bought something from Wilson. Advertisement here!. He remembered how good it was last time. Engie PMed TwinBuilder to see if their new idea for DTG3 was okay. It wasn't. Tricky typed up a wall of text to kill an entity. Raven steals a few of Pit and UOSS's alchemies. Tricky was injured by Scratch's bow, but managed to escape!. Raven awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun. UOSS bought something from Wilson. Advertisement here!. It saw something it liked earlier and came back for it. Still, how'd it fit? The Boss Vortex and Red had their entities shipped by Blue, which was thoroughly awkward. All the bosses? Bender uselessly attempted to /ban Blue. Serpent spends their turn attacking Talist's summons. AGAIN! LEAVE LEISHI ALONE! Hank grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. Engie spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither. How sad... Scratch managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow! Serpent murdered Hank. Again. Isn't he already dead? Killstealer... FseftrAI Challenges The Boss Vortex to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw! FseftrAI says "Hello Meatbags1" to Tazz then departs for flubbing the line. Tazz's entity was killed off by wildlife. The Alchemiter didn't defend the elevator cable and fell all the way to the bottom... ... Don't tell the UOSS, alright? Netpatham had a mental breakdown. Pricy has not died of dysen- wait what? How is that possible?
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 6
Blue is messily devoured by a killer rabbit. FseftrAI summons an ultra-complex death entity. The Boss Vortex found a bulky old suit of power armor and got it working. The Boss Vortex managed to stab themself in the foot for 12 damage! Stupid armor...
Surprise surprise, Netpatham has a weakness to being petted. Scratch takes advantage of it. Red looted a corpse. Tazz ate all of their supplies out of desperation. Hank and Talist both injured each other in a fight before running off. That's for spooking me before! Raven became engie. You know, to replace the engie who died. FseftrAI became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale. FseftrAI managed to stab themself in the foot for 32 damage! FseftrAI's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20 damage to him!
Red Challenges Talist to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. I HATE SMASH! Pit's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web. May he finally find peace in the after life with his one true love... Scratch gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. The Mechora Worm won. At least he can't become Psi-Scratch anymore. UOSS badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Such as, where's the alchemiter? Wait... wait Twin! No! Don't tell it abo- NOO!! Great. Now the UOSS has gone full rage mode and is out to avenge its true love. Pricy did something stupid and payed the price. I hoped you learned your lesson. Bender couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep. Netpatham tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file. Netpatham went insane and bashed their head against a wall 19978 times!
And then Netpatham died of it!
Tazz stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito. Hank has not died of dysen- wait what? How is that possible? Serpent devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade. Serpent kills an ultra-complex death entity. The Boss Vortex: "KEEP AWAY!" They have been slain. Tricky spends a 5 post charge to make a tent.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 7
Red, Tricky, and Bender encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it. Bender bugged the GM about their post being missed.
Talist became Flumpty's best friend! Yay! Stupid owl. Stay in those vents!
Talist Challenges UOSS to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. The UOSS has no time for Smash, only justice! Hank stays at Wilson's Potion shop. Hello there Hank. Here, you can have... uhh... this Potion of War. ... lots of people died in that brawl... FseftrAI's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome. Serpent tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 8
Welcome to the Strength test, UOSS... And you passed. Nothing can stop it now, its on a mission.
The memes, Tricky. UOSS doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction. Pit from the afterlife wants the UOSS to die so it can be with the alchemiter. How deep.
Talist is accosted by Clippy all night. YES, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? Hank became a Schrodinger's cat and might have died.
Talist tried to 1V1 the Godmodder and got killed for their troubles.
Oh. I see. The Godmodder Crystal killed was just a decoy. That's how it is. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Hank VS. Bender Bender attacked first! Hank's dexterity blocked Bender's intelligence! (52.0 attack vs. 57.0 defense)
Bender's alchemies blocked Hank's entities! (52.0 attack vs. 116.0 defense)
Hank's alchemies blocked Bender's entities! (53.0 attack vs. 96.0 defense)
Hank's strength overpowered Bender's intelligence! (72.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense) Hank dealt 48 damage! Bender has 52 HP left
Hank's alchemies blocked Bender's dexterity! (70.0 attack vs. 107.0 defense)
Hank's strength overpowered Bender's entities! (67.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense) Hank dealt 30 damage! Bender has 22 HP left
Bender's dexterity overpowered Hank's dexterity! (67.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense) Bender dealt 20 damage! Hank has 80 HP left
Hank's dexterity overpowered Bender's intelligence! (79.0 attack vs. 24.0 defense) Hank dealt 66 damage! Bender has -44 HP left
Hank has killed Bender
Red managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape! Red goes completely and utterly grimdark.
GLaDOS ran Serpent through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive. Serpent's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 14 damage to him! How could you have left them to go be abducted by Glados?
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 9
UOSS throws some paladins into the Snarl instead of themselves. No sacrifice is too much for justice. Serpent smoked weed everyday and died of overdose. Tricky just injured the Godmodder! Well done. You found him? UOSS had a mental breakdown. All the stress of having a mission of this importance is taxing. Red watches the stars move across the sky. Hank got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive. Sorry the potion of War didn't help.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 10
Tricky and Red made an alliance. UOSS heard about it and started planning. So Tricky and Red murdered the Alchemiter! See how they're scheming like that? It must be the case.
Well, that day sucked.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 11
UOSS awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun. FUELED BY PURE RAGE! Tricky is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness. Red managed to **** off the Narrative.Red was so weak, they took 90 damage! Red managed to stab them self in the foot for 96 damage! Red went insane and bashed their head against a wall 104 times! Red's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 170 damage to him! Red's alchemies backfired, dealing 70 damage to him!
And then Red died of it! Narrative Kills: 4
The final battle is approaching... Only two tributes left, one fueled by as much rage as its AI can compute, the other fueled by improbability. Who will win?
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Tricky VS. UOSS THIS IS FOR THE ALCHEMITER EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ITS DEATH!! Tricky attacked first!
Tricky starts to improbability jump around the battlefield, looking for an opening in the UOSS's hull!
UOSS's alchemies blocked Tricky's intelligence! (59.0 attack vs. 81.0 defense)
The UOSS fires off a hailstorm of energy weapons, keeping Tricky at bay and unable to find its weakpoints!
In order to end this and claim ultimate justice, the UOSS diverts ALL power to thrusters and literally crashes into Tricky!
UOSS's strength overpowered Tricky's alchemies! (147.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense) UOSS dealt 121 damage! Tricky has -21 HP left
UOSS has killed Tricky
Reckt. Tricky was squashed under several million tons of space station.
Results
UOSS is the winner with these stats...
98.0 strength, 38.0 dexterity, 58.0 intelligence. 53.0 entities, 53.0 alchemies.
The UOSS has finally claimed justice for the death of its one and only true love. But sadly, as the UOSS is paraded around the districts in the victory tour, SOMEHOW fitting into that car, its AI can calculate nothing except all the sorrow it feels over its lost love. The UOSS lives out the rest of its lifespan in a luxury spaceship hanger, grieving over its lost partner, a true machine to machine romance. One machine embodied creation, the other embodied destruction. Opposite in function, but kindrid in AI. Rest in Peace, Alchemiter. And may you also find peace, UOSS.
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Incidentally, if anyone wants a fairly reliable source of info on how sci-fi weapons would actually work if the laws of physics applied to them, examine this site; http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/
Also, isn't it odd the only guy who has successfully (for a given value of 'successfully) dealt with Bill be the one who ultimately futzed it up with him?
Hue.
In any case, I hereby recommend those instant-death events (Namely Pissing off the Narrative) be reduced to the same status as those high-good luck events. No, seriously, I'm OK with the .Jpeg Inventory or Curse of Repetition stuff as that's potentially survivable, but that one ought to be for the impossibly unlucky. As for the HG simulator, however frustrating it is to you, I recommend putting that as an -50i event, which is bad enough.
In other news,CHALLENGERS APPROACH! Also, new events!
Challenger:
Wilson {40s 25d 40i 35e 10a}
Wilson's primary weakness is that, however powerful they are, his potions-his primary Alchemies-have a LIMITED SUPPLY, whereas standard swords have more use. Alchemiter useage during HG doesn't seem to be too stable, so in a drawn-out fight he'd probably be screwed. Dexterity's also somewhat bad here for lack of anything else-I'd say Strength goes down but Wilson has power from his Grid, and his performance as a standard Entity cannot be ignored in this regard. His Intelligence is clearly above-average. as for why he's got 35 entity, well, he's a charming fellow, isn't he?
Stan the Mime {35d 60s 25i 35e 5a}
Yes, it's one of the random mimes. Erelye jokingly named the core mime of the Bleak Stan, so I'm rolling with it. (May not remember correctly). Mimes use no alchemies but have plenty of themselves, hence a whooping 5 for Alchemy. The mimes have managed to outrun a turret, however, so it is safe to say that these guys are as fast as greased lightning. I'm not sure how intelligent they are-they're probably only aware of so much, however. Strength is above average because they're probably a force to be reckoned with, even alone.
Bleak {80s 35d 25i 5e 5a}
With all the Mimes making up Bleak, 35 e turns to 5 e, and dexterity shrinks for PURE STRONK. I mean, look at how much HP the Bleak has! Seriously. Intelligence remains where it is because the Mimes seem to all share the standard intelligence.
(Player1) Acidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster. {15s 15d -45i 15a}
(Player1)
Regular:
(Player1) Ascended to God-Tiers with HomestuckCraft, to Talist's displeasure. {20s 15d}
(Player1) Was unable to post three times. Drat. {-10d}
The Ship between (Player1) and (Player2) was sunk by (Player3). {-5i}\{-5i}\{5i}
(Player1) became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day. {25s -10d}
(Player1) listened to awesome music all day. A bit lazy. {10i -5d)
Fatal:
(Player1) could not fight the Homestuck. {50i}
(Player1) could, in fact, fight the Homestuck.
(Player1) could not, in fact, fly. {100d}
(Player1) COULD, in fact, fly.
(Player1) had a Bridge Dropped on him for low stats. {5s}/{5d}/{5i}/{5e}/{5a} (This means anyone with less than 5 in any stat will die, while anyone above 5 in all stats will live.)
(Player1) dodged a Bridge Dropping.
(Player1) chose the wrong time to RP. {30i, 30e}
(Player1) chose the right time to RP.
(Player1) Wound up in Mime Hell, and O)_(O O)_(O {50s 50d 80i}
(Player1) Wound up in Mime Hell, but escaped.
(Player1) Was removed for Inactivity. {25d}
(Player1) Found time to be active in DTG2.
Revised Fatal:
(Player1) suffered a Fate Worse than Death: Death by Goanna67. {1i}
(Player1) easily foiled Goanna67's attempt to kill them.
Yes I was responsible for that one. Also, the implication is that the sheer act of dying to him is epic fail incarnate. No offense to the guy himself (he's probably not a troll from what I've gathered of the situation), but considering his success rate, I have a reason to put the pass condition as having intelligence. At all.
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Due to having an AP test tomorrow, I probably won't be able to give a simulation then. So, have one now. Please note that I ran this simulation only a little after the previous one, so I haven't had time to add in everyone's suggestions. However, I had an idea after running the other one and now there's a little twist. Anyway, welcome to the 7th daily hunger games!
BTW: Stan needs 10 less in something.
All standard events loaded!
All Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All tributes loaded!
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor!
Bloodbath
All 45 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!
Eric became Flumpty's best friend! Yay! He's just that charming. Vriska bathed in blood. But no one has even died yet... where did you get that blood?... Hank didn't become engie. Eric finds UOSS and fails to do anything. The L[]rd and InsertNameHere grapple over the Banhammer. Serpent drop-kicked NinjaV to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though. Midna does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest. Scratch grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest. Crystal stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. Tazz wonders how he got into this mess... InsertNameHere wonders what the Nether is happening.
Talist decided to join DTG. Now he's here. Hello World. Kajiulord finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. Lets count them again... Artifacts so far: 1 NinjaV attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. The Brick Wall wonders how he got into this mess... The Brick Wall went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! Being in this mess was just so depressing. Red finds FseftrAI and fails to do anything. Netpatham grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees. Binary spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
The reaper is calling The L[]rd's name!. Pricy gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed. Pricy has already gone the way of the RP. The Boss Vortex looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times! Wilson uses FORCE CHOKE! UOSS became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. Magic Cueball looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... Shattered Bill Cipher uses Timestepping and flees. Magic Cueball undergoes a Split from the stress. Yeah. All the stress of seeing Wilson. Magic Cueball was so weak, they took 10 damage! Magic Cueball managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage! Kajiulord spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. Lothyra grabs Lil' Cal and Curses Astria before absconding. 11 found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave. Blue decided to join DTG. Now she's here.
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Engie VS. Bender Engie attacked first! Engie's strength overpowered Bender's alchemies! (100.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense) Engie dealt 64 damage! Bender has 36 HP left
Engie's strength blocked Bender's entities! (57.0 attack vs. 84.0 defense)
Bender's strength blocked Engie's alchemies! (53.0 attack vs. 70.0 defense)
Bender's dexterity overpowered Engie's entities! (56.0 attack vs. 21.0 defense) Bender dealt 42 damage! Engie has 58 HP left
Engie's alchemies overpowered Bender's intelligence! (74.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense) Engie dealt 70 damage! Bender has -34 HP left
Engie has killed Bender
Astria realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living. The Boss Vortex uses Timestepping and flees. Engie wished they could play regular Minecraft again. FseftrAI attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. The Alchemiter wished they could play regular Minecraft again. The Alchemiter went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! Sorry, head bashing doesn't get back normal minecraft. Plus, you wouldn't exist in normal Minecraft anyway. Raven uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War. Geometry Dash somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying. Geometry Dash was so weak, they took 10 damage! Geometry Dash's alchemies backfired, dealing 10 damage to him! Tazz made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. Amp made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. Don't worry, we have several copies of powerful weapons lying around it seems. IreCreeper stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. Netpatham wonders what the Nether is happening. Vriska died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. Blue grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest. Binary attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. Binary's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him! Wow... someone other than the "pures" taking damage this fast. Midna commits suicide over the newest editor. Richard uses Timestepping and flees. Maniac died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. Pane decided to join DTG. Now he's here. Tricky prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly. Red died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. Will the narrative be nicer this time? Raven spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. Raven's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him! IreCreeper spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. Piono teleports away at a rapid pace. Umbra remembered about grammar. Tricky has accquired iAntimak Carbine. Lothyra rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination. Shattered Bill Cipher wonders what the Nether is happening. SBaHJ teleports away at a rapid pace. Richard stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. Pane wished they could play regular Minecraft again. Yeah, bet you wish you didn't join. Engie grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
The reaper is calling The Alchemiter's name!. The Alchemiter was so weak, they took 40 damage! The Alchemiter managed to stab themself in the foot for 40 damage! The Alchemiter went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times! The Alchemiter's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 40 damage to him!
And then The Alchemiter died of it! And... gone. No love story for you this time I'm afraid. Purple stole the Origin Wands.
Talist uses Timestepping and flees. Purple realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living. TECHPIECE decided to join DTG. Now he's here. Amp gets into a long argument with Tempo, ignoring all the supplies. Pit decided to join DTG. Now he's here.
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Netpatham gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won. IreCreeper spends the night confused about TECHPIECE's side character. Eric suffered the fate of Kurak!. Tricky, Engie and Serpent stay at Wilson's Potion Shop.
Having lost some sanity, Tazz hallucinates living tables and chairs. Geometry Dash ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them. Blue and The Boss Vortex made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule. Tazz, IreCreeper and Geometry Dash stay at Wilson's Potion Shop.How's the spaceship coming along? FseftrAI is accosted by Clippy all night. FseftrAI managed to stab themself in the foot for 16 damage!
Netpatham grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. SBaHJ enters Totality with their Split. For now. Hank murdered Hank. Again. ... uh... no! Suicide is not the answer! Wait, you survived? This makes as much logical sense as Engie becoming Engie. UOSS doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction. The Boss Vortex worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!. Engie got nope'd by the curse of repetition.Engie's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 170 damage to him!
And then Engie died of it! Take this as a warning... for what exactly, I'm not sure.
FseftrAI, Umbra, Astria, Tricky, and Maniac combined to beat back a mech. Pane tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file. Pane went insane and bashed their head against a wall 19924 times!
And then Pane died of it! Tazz... if you had seen the things I've seen... you wouldn't be saying that... but actually, yeah. Its kinda stupid for people to die randomly from this.
GLaDOS ran Serpent through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive. Raven goes completely and utterly grimdark. Raven's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20 damage to him! Ew... grimdark...
UOSS Challenges Amp to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. Astria summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster. SBaHJ became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. Tempo ate all of their supplies out of desperation.
Surprise surprise, Crystal has a weakness to being petted. Piono takes advantage of it. Shattered Bill Cipher dodges a car. Red remembered his Maxims and followed the running demolitions expert.
Red sun over paradise... Magic Cueball will not forget it. Blue thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real. Tempo's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome. Scratch finds an Ancestral Artifact. Vriska matrix-dodges an arrow from Maniac, then retreats!.
Talist didn't become engie. Raven Challenges Magic Cueball to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw! Shattered Bill Cipher and NinjaV both injured each other in a fight before running off.
Whoah! The Alchemiter faked their own death but is back now! WHHHAAAATTT??? Yeah, now every time an event runs after the blood bath, there is a 0.6% chance that a tribute will come back! The reaper didn't REALLY kill the Alchemiter, sheesh. Its not that weak.
GLaDOS ran Red through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive. Binary wondered how to damage the Godmodder. Good question... Pit invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result. Piono is starting to feel the fallout... InsertNameHere runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
Talist ate some pink berries, and started tripping. Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 11 has recurring nightmares about OWAKS. 11 and Amp both injured each other in a fight before running off. Scratch and Lothyra made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies. Hank 420 scope-no-quicked their attacker. Yeah, cue balls do how? Purple's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. Purple managed to stab themself in the foot for 130 damage!
And then Purple died of it! Butter fingers.
Umbra ran away from a Mechora Worm. Kajiulord became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. Lothyra dodges the ruins of a Cobalt Shade Corporation Quest. Vriska drew a strange sigil on the ground, which cursed Binary!. Richard managed to hold up the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons. He did hold them back a long time, remember? InsertNameHere plots a narrative-changing Summon. The L[]rd managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow! The L[]rd got run over by a car. Tabletop soldiers, no sweat. Mind that bus though. What bus? SPLAT! Ah, references. Richard fends off the animatronics with noisemakers. Crystal tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail. NinjaV took some time off from hunting to train. The Brick Wall ate all of their supplies out of desperation. The Brick Wall's alchemies backfired, dealing 6 damage to him! IE: upset tummy. I know how it is. ... for... a wall...
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TECHPIECE encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled. TECHPIECE hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. IreCreeper comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost. The Boss Vortex and Raven made an alliance. Netpatham heard about it and started planning. Crystal bought something from Wilson. Advertisement here!. InsertNameHere got nope'd by the curse of repetition. InsertNameHere's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 120 damage to him!
And then InsertNameHere died of it! Tazz is pinned by Geometry Dash, but saved by their entities. Pit finds out he has a Split. Scratch heard a distant howl... Netpatham has an out-of-body experience. Geometry Dash changed allegiances. Because why not make more people rage?
Surprise surprise, Scratch has a weakness to being petted. Red takes advantage of it. The Brick Wall and NinjaV made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies. Wouldn't taking bricks be painful? Hank insulted Piono's grammar to try and prop up their self esteem.
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Umbra VS. Maniac Umbra attacked first! Umbra's dexterity overpowered Maniac's intelligence! (71.0 attack vs. 65.0 defense) Umbra dealt 7 damage! Maniac has 93 HP left
Maniac's entities overpowered Umbra's alchemies! (66.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense) Maniac dealt 33 damage! Umbra has 67 HP left
Umbra's alchemies overpowered Maniac's alchemies! (61.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense) Umbra dealt 18 damage! Maniac has 75 HP left
Maniac's dexterity overpowered Umbra's strength! (65.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense) Maniac dealt 21 damage! Umbra has 46 HP left
Umbra's alchemies overpowered Maniac's dexterity! (70.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense) Umbra dealt 17 damage! Maniac has 58 HP left
Maniac's dexterity overpowered Umbra's dexterity! (93.0 attack vs. 63.0 defense) Maniac dealt 36 damage! Umbra has 10 HP left
Umbra's alchemies overpowered Maniac's entities! (72.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense) Umbra dealt 34 damage! Maniac has 24 HP left
Maniac's alchemies overpowered Umbra's entities! (82.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense) Maniac dealt 57 damage! Umbra has -47 HP left
Maniac has killed Umbra
Magic Cueball thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
A projectile whistles past UOSS, but they ignored it. UOSS spent too much time on the memo. Binary wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance. Binary's surveillance tactics are SO secret, not even he knows what's watching what.
Surprise surprise, Maniac has a weakness to being petted. SBaHJ takes advantage of it. The Brick Wall devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade. FseftrAI scaled a large tree, then spotted IreCreeper who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods. Astria resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC! Crystal awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun. The Alchemiter gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed. Maniac's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. Maniac managed to stab themself in the foot for 130 damage!
And then Maniac died of it!
SBaHJ's entity was killed off by wildlife. Shattered Bill Cipher is accosted by Clippy all night. Richard Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork. Because that's how the Godmodder rolls. Vriska thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real. Red was ambushed by heavies that go nom in the night.
Talist ate all of their supplies out of desperation. Pit read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well. Shattered Bill Cipher managed to **** off the Narrative.Shattered Bill Cipher was so weak, they took 160 damage! Shattered Bill Cipher managed to stab themself in the foot for 160 damage! Shattered Bill Cipher went insane and bashed their head against a wall 180 times! Shattered Bill Cipher's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 180 damage to him! Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies backfired, dealing 140 damage to him!
And then Shattered Bill Cipher died of it!
FseftrAI, 11, and Magic Cueball exchange Alchemies. Serpent remembered to check the Pirate Cove. Lothyra runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games. Kajiulord murdered Hank. Again. Tricky doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction. Vriska played some late-night table stickball with Astria. Kajiulord awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood. Richard had their hacks disabled!. Wait, WHAT? You know what that means... YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! DTG IS OVER! THE OPERATION IS DONE! EVERYONE IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! if they survive the hunger games. Tricky wondered how to damage the Godmodder. It should be much easier now. Blue suffers a fate worse than death: Death By Goanna67. Raven praised Dome.
Talist gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won. Tazz: "KEEP AWAY!" They have been slain. Serpent got their inventory jpeg'd.Serpent's alchemies backfired, dealing 80 damage to him!
Hank noticed an extremely rare beetle while falling and forgot to hit the ground. He can FLY NOW! Piono awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood. Piono managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
The Boss Vortex got nope'd by the curse of repetition. But didn't die! Amp took some time off from hunting to train.
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NinjaV finds out he has a Split. Netpatham awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun. TECHPIECE hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. Binary comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate. You could have found an ancestral artifacts. Magic Cueball gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. The Mechora Worm won. Lothyra looted a corpse. IreCreeper accidentally downed a potion of assisted suicide. IreCreeper was so weak, they took 166 damage!
And then IreCreeper died of it!
The Brick Wall gets stuffed into a Chica Suit. That's one big suit. Piono is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy. Vriska was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!. Hank Challenges Binary to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. Y0ur 0verl0rd 1s t00 busy w1th w0rld d0m1nat10n t0 play Smash. Crystal is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness. Amp saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly. Kajiulord spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither. Piono read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits". 11 Challenges Richard to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw! How'd you tie to a disk? Geometry Dash found some cool stuff in a chest.
Talist was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!. NOOOO!!! ADKGnhasfaieAGDSFAdfiaef Netpatham plots with Scratch against Geometry Dash and NinjaV. Amp overhears. FseftrAI suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of The Boss Vortex. TECHPIECE and FseftrAI made an alliance. SBaHJ heard about it and started planning. SBaHJ comforts Raven as they sleep. D'aww. SHIPPED Tricky had a mental breakdown. Richard is accosted by Clippy all night. Richard managed to stab themself in the foot for 12 damage! Ouch, that's like... 6 trials.
Raven wonders what the heck is going on with this game. Scratch managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape. Stay away from Wilson, Scratch! You almost killed him, remember? Astria played some late-night table stickball with UOSS. The Boss Vortex had a mental breakdown.The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Hank read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits". UOSS was caught in a fire, and slowly roasted to death. Ever so slowly... 11 was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor. Serpent didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati.
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Scratch was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor. NinjaV, Crystal, and Piono encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it. Hank fought off residual bits of the Glitch. Crystal drank a Potion of Strength!. Astria devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade. NinjaV, Raven and Astria stay at Wilson's Potion Shop. The Boss Vortex couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep. The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 14 times!
Amp couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep. But didn't bash his head against a wall. Lothyra remembered to check the Pirate Cove. SBaHJ, Piono, and TECHPIECE encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it. FseftrAI ate all of their supplies out of desperation. 11 remembered to check the Pirate Cove. Binary sits still in a corner and cries. Binary's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him! Embarrassing to have a cry baby master.
TECHPIECE awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun. FseftrAI and SBaHJ made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule. Lothyra matrix-dodges an arrow from Raven, then retreats!. Scratch dreams of alchemies to come. Amp comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate. The Boss Vortex beat Hank silly with a pineapple. Geometry Dash is accosted by Clippy all night.Geometry Dash was so weak, they took 26 damage! Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Geometry Dash was watching when a nuke went off. Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
That's 48 damage... Binary's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web. How are you going to invade this server if you don't even know the characters? Tricky went on a massive alchemiting binge. Richard was watching and saw some codes. Tricky spends a 5 post charge to make a tent.Tricky's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him! You could have spent that charge on them!
11 ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY Netpatham has an out-of-body experience.
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NinjaV finds an Ancestral Artifact. Netpatham decided to not go to that light in the distance. The Boss Vortex enters Totality with their Split. For now. SBaHJ finds out he has a Split. Netpatham throws some paladins into the Snarl instead of themselves. Lothyra saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could. Raven was injured by TECHPIECE's bow, but managed to escape!. FseftrAI runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games. Astria was killed by an extremely hostile spycrab. Raven was injured by Geometry Dash's bow, but managed to escape!. OH! HERE COMES THE WRATH OF SBaHJ! Scratch is pinned by NinjaV, but saved by their entities. 11 tried to punch Crystal in the face who dodged into The Boss Vortex. Hank tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails. Hank badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Such as, why does everyone try to kill me? Crystal works on their backstory. Lothyra scaled a large tree, then spotted FseftrAI who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods. Piono awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood. Piono was so weak, they took 10 damage! Piono managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage! Piono went insane and bashed their head against a wall 14 times!
TECHPIECE is pinned by Piono, but saved by their entities. Piono managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Amp got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive. 11 became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. Richard ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito. Richard went insane and bashed their head against a wall 22 times!
Tricky wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance.
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Raven challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros and won! Scratch found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup. Raven kills an ultra-complex death entity. Scratch and NinjaV went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods. The Boss Vortex badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Netpatham ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them. TECHPIECE managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape. Tricky bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder. Tricky's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!
Piono kills an ultra-complex death entity. Geometry Dash awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood. Geometry Dash was so weak, they took 30 damage! Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 50 times! Geometry Dash's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him!
And then Geometry Dash died of it! It woke up and died of shock.
TECHPIECE plots with NinjaV against The Boss Vortex and 11. Hank overhears. Crystal became Flumpty's best friend! Yay! Tricky and Richard went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods. Piono comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate. Richard is assailed by a broad variety of prophetic nightmares involving their own death. Richard managed to stab themself in the foot for 4 damage! The players are going to win... they're going to wiiinnnnn... Richard went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Crystal didn't become engie. SBaHJ challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros and won! 11 [DATA EXPUNGED]. Lothyra tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail. SBaHJ was ready for freddy. This time around... Netpatham became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. Hank became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. FseftrAI drank a Potion of Strength!.
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Tricky drank a Potion of Strength!. Netpatham plots with Raven against The Boss Vortex and SBaHJ. Scratch overhears. Wait... Raven? You're... plotting against SBaHJ? But... your love... was it all for nothing?! Scratch! You have to tell SBaHJ! Raven went on a massive alchemiting binge. The Boss Vortex was watching and saw some codes. Raven is going to use those alchemies for terrible, heart breaking things... Hank bugged the GM about their post being missed. TECHPIECE steals a few of Crystal and Scratch's alchemies. Netpatham fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night. Richard comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate. But there's an ancestral artifact in there... You want to be Psi, right? Crystal smoked weed everyday and went to drug rehab. Piono saw a slender figu- *STATIC* TECHPIECE remembered to check the Pirate Cove.
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TECHPIECE VS. Richard TECHPIECE attacked first! TECHPIECE's intelligence overpowered Richard's intelligence! (74.0 attack vs. 0.0 defense) TECHPIECE dealt 71 damage! Richard has 1 HP left! Half a heart is left, but don't die die die
Richard's alchemies overpowered TECHPIECE's intelligence! (105.0 attack vs. 65.0 defense) Richard dealt 57 damage! TECHPIECE has 43 HP left. Nice hit!
TECHPIECE's dexterity overpowered Richard's alchemies! (93.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense) TECHPIECE dealt 45 damage! Richard has -44 HP left. Not nice enough.
TECHPIECE has killed Richard
Lothyra was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!. Join the crowd. NinjaV matrix-dodges an arrow from SBaHJ, then retreats!. NinjaV was unmade by the Snarl. Hank bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder. FseftrAI Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork.
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Raven, The Boss Vortex, Scratch, Netpatham, Crystal and Hank do a flash mob. Scratch noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it! TECHPIECE and Tricky had a tea party. FseftrAI was ready for freddy. This time around...
A projectile whistles past FseftrAI, but they ignored it. Netpatham: "KEEP AWAY!" They have been slain. SBaHJ managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape!
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TECHPIECE, SBaHJ, Tricky, Scratch, Crystal and The Boss Vortex do a flash mob. Scratch, Crystal, and the Boss Vortex are hard core part animals. Scratch had their hacks disabled!. Crystal grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. TECHPIECE doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
Whoa! Talist faked their own death but is back now! I'm BAAACCCCKKKKK Tricky, git rkt m8. Raven grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war. The Boss Vortex failed to notice a dart trap, then failed to dodge. Hank was watching when a nuke went off. Hank went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
Raven noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it! SBaHJ grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war.
Talist saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could. But Tricky just got rkt... Hank realized that he/she could not exist. FseftrAI heard a distant howl...
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FseftrAI hit Ctrl-V, but only had a little in their clipboard. Raven bandaged their wounds. Crystal's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. Crystal managed to stab themself in the foot for 118 damage!
And then Crystal died of it! Died of foot wound.
Raven matrix-dodges an arrow from Scratch, then retreats!. TECHPIECE easily overpowered [c]haos and caused him to rage-quit again! TECHPIECE found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup.
Talist murdered Hank. Again. Sorry, even though you don't exist, I just have to make sure.
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Scratch insisted that they do, in fact, exist. Raven heard a distant howl... Raven saw a slender fi- oh no, RUN!
Talist thought they saw a shooting star, but it was a flare set off by TECHPIECE. Scratch remembered to check the Pirate Cove. TECHPIECE encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled. SBaHJ became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 13
SBaHJ took a chair to the face, but lived! Raven works on their backstory. Scratch became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale. Scratch was so weak, they took 6 damage! Scratch's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 30 damage to him!
Scratch doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction. FseftrAI Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork. Raven sits still in a corner and cries. You don't have to do this Raven... you don't have to betray your love...
Talist gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed. NO! NOT WILSON! TAKE ME INSTEADDDDDDDD!! Or better yet, take Yang. He died fast enough anyway. TECHPIECE thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 14
SBaHJ commits suicide over the newest editor. Welp. At least Raven didn't get to them. FseftrAI sits still in a corner and cries. FseftrAI ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY Scratch went on a massive alchemiting binge. Raven was watching and saw ome codes. Scratch has died of dysentery. He was probably trying to alchemize a cure. Raven remembered his Maxims and followed the running demolitions expert.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 15
TECHPIECE's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web.
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FINAL DUEL FseftrAI VS. Raven Raven attacked first! Raven's alchemies overpowered FseftrAI's dexterity! (123.0 attack vs. 16.0 defense) Raven dealt 154 damage! FseftrAI has -54 HP left
That was quick. Raven has killed FseftrAI
Results
Raven is the winner with these stats...
40.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 93.0 inteligence. 14.0 entities, 93.0 alchemies.
Epilog: (I'll try to do these more often even though I don't know many of these characters)
And from the carnage, emerged Raven, victorious. In several alternate time lines, she died right on the last day. But no more. This time, she was determined. She would win, no matter how many hearts she had to break. Sure, she didn't actually break anyone's heart, but she kinda thought about it. As her reward for besting 44 other tributes in lethal combat, she now gets to play normal Minecraft again because the Godmodder's hacks were randomly lifted! But sadly, now normal Minecraft seems pretty boring compared to everything that's happened, so she instead starts playing THE most MLG of all games, Cookie Clicker. She trains for years and eventually enters the World Cookie Clicker Championship, where she uses her amazing 93 intelligence stat to find the most optimal cookie clicking strategy and take home the gold! First place prize is a large sum of cash and a life time supply of cookies! Sadly, most of the money goes to buying several new houses to store all the cookies in, but hey, free cookies.
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Welcome to the... 6th is it? Daily Hunger Games! And this time, commentary! And boy does this benefit from it. No joke, this was probably THE best simulation so far. It is a heroic tale of vengeance, love, betrayal (not really), economics, politics, narrative rage, and everything else, you can get from a book. So, here we go!
All standard events loaded!
BloodbathAll Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All tributes loaded!
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor!
All 45 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!
Blue attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.
Lothyra rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination.
The L[]rd has acquired iAntimak Carbine.
Crystal digs a hole and hides!
Purple narrowly misses Kajiulord with an arrow, then keeps running.
The L[]rd spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
Tempo finds the Alchemiter. Sweet!
Engie finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!.
UOSS prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly. No, he'll be too preoccupied with his new knitting needles.
Talist lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway. How embarrassing...
The Boss Vortex narrowly misses Serpent with an arrow, then keeps running.
The Boss Vortex's alchemies backfired, dealing 2 damage to him! The bow backfired?
FseftrAI drop-kicked NinjaV to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though.
IreCreeper looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... Yeah! Even though I made this event.
Piono was blasted into oblivion by a Crockercorp Ship.
The Alchemiter attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.
The Alchemiter was so weak, they took 6 damage!
The Alchemiter managed to stab themself in the foot for 6 damage!
The Alchemiter went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
The Alchemiter's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him!
Sounds like it didn't go well for it.
Kajiulord runs off into the distance. He's had enough of being shot at.
Netpatham looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... He's still there...
Amp secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start!
Shattered Bill Cipher stole the Origin Wands. Say... what are you planning on doing with those wands?
Hank finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
Tazz wonders how he got into this mess...
Scratch decided to join DTG. Now he's here.
An arrow whistles past Tricky's head.
Red decided to join DTG. Now he's here. This ain't yo spaceship company no more!
11 remembered about grammar.
Vriska died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity.
UOSS finds FseftrAI and fails to do anything.
InsertNameHere gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. The Mechora Worm won. But he wasn't revived by the Narrative.
Richard runs off into the distance. I expected more from you!
IreCreeper finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. 2 out of 5 artifacts found.
Pricy finds Tazz and fails to do anything.
Astria narrowly misses The Alchemiter with an arrow, then keeps running. What do you have against the Alchemiter?
Geometry Dash was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again.
Talist spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. Again, I'm sorry mathematical glitch! Just take one hit for me, alright?
Pit finds the Alchemiter. Sweet!
Serpent checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
TECHPIECE made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
Binary made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. Seems like it was better than TECH's plot.
Pane wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
TECHPIECE decided to not go to that light in the distance.
SBaHJ made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
Binary gets into a long argument with Netpatham, ignoring all the supplies.
Umbra became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. Are you dea-
Tricky found an interesting journal.
Umbra stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. Nope. I swear, this is actually a fatal event and people CAN die from it.
Vriska looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... Yep. Still there. The bloodbath would be pretty entertaining.
The Brick Wall tried to 1V1 the Godmodder and got killed for their troubles. Brick walls tend to not do well against the Godmodder, even if it can chase him down.
Bender found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave.
Pane found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave. DUAL RAVE TIME!!
Purple bathed in blood.
Bender grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh...
Blue finds Lothyra and fails to do anything.
11 uses Timestepping and flees.
Eric died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity.
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Richard VS. Crystal Crystal is going to 1v1 the godmodder, who will win?
Crystal attacked first!
Crystal's strength overpowered Richard's entities! (77.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 34 damage! Richard has 66 HP left
Richard's entities overpowered Crystal's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
Richard dealt 46 damage! Crystal has 54 HP left
Crystal's entities overpowered Richard's dexterity! (56.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 28 damage! Richard has 38 HP left
Richard's alchemies overpowered Crystal's alchemies! (78.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
Richard dealt 34 damage! Crystal has 20 HP left
Crystal's strength overpowered Richard's alchemies! (98.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 48 damage! Richard has -10 HP left
Crystal has killed Richard
Ooo... Somewhat close.
Astria looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... 4 people have noticed him.
Raven finds The Boss Vortex and fails to do anything.
NinjaV finds Hank and fails to do anything.
Crystal uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
Engie died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. That's three revives so far.
Raven grabs Lil' Cal and Curses SBaHJ before absconding.
Pricy grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees.
Magic Cueball finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!.
Midna narrowly misses Pit with an arrow, then keeps running.
Scratch finds the Alchemiter. Sweet!
Tempo got run over by a car.
Eric stole the Origin Wands. From Bill I suppose. Nice one.
Magic Cueball managed to contain their rage over the newest editor.
Red stole the Origin Wands. From Eric now. Gee, hold onto them better!
Midna found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave. TRIPLE RAVEEEEEEEEEEE
Shattered Bill Cipher found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave. QUADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!!
Maniac resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC!
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Umbra commits suicide over the newest editor.
Talist and Shattered Bill Cipher had their entities shipped by Amp, which was thoroughly awkward. Hey... uh... Fayther? You can just ignore Amp... please do actually... you too Pherix...
11 tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file. 11 went insane and bashed their head against a wall 19920 times!
And then 11 died of it! Yeah, true story. 11 used to be actual music, but then it bashed itself on a rock so much it became cracked and corrupted. True story.
Hank, TECHPIECE, and Lothyra exchange Alchemies.
The Alchemiter summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster. Or rather, alchemized one.
TECHPIECE hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
UOSS matrix-dodges an arrow from Purple, then retreats!.
Scratch, The Alchemiter, Talist, Netpatham, Bender and Pricy do a flash mob. YEAH
Purple accidentally downed a potion of assisted suicide. Purple was so weak, they took 150 damage!
And then Purple died of it!
Kajiulord and NinjaV went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.
Lothyra encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled.
The Boss Vortex murdered Hank. Again. But don't worry Piono, he lived.
Red sun over paradise... Raven will not forget it.
Amp insulted Bender's grammar to try and prop up their self esteem.
Engie thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
Blue spent too much time on the memo.
Raven fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night.
Kajiulord's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome.
Blue badgers Twin incessantly about a topic.
Tazz praised Dome. YES! THANK YOU LORD DOME FOR EATING THE SOUL OF MY RIVAL! PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!
SBaHJ Challenges Red to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
Pane found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup.
Tricky tries to kill Pane with a table, but they escape.
Red played some late-night table stickball with The Boss Vortex. You have a lot of opponents.
NinjaV wound up on the wrong end of The Bane.
Serpent grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly.
SBaHJ doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
Pricy looted a corpse.
Binary became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. Forshadowing to the next event?
Binary managed to **** off the Narrative. Binary was so weak, they took 94 damage!
Binary managed to stab themself in the foot for 170 damage!
Binary went insane and bashed their head against a wall 136 times!
Binary's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 180 damage to him!
Binary's alchemies backfired, dealing 100 damage to him!
And then Binary died of it! Well, lets be honest. It was going to happen sometime. Nothing beats the Narrative, Binary. Take this as a warning. Narrative kills: 1
Serpent matrix-dodges an arrow from Vriska, then retreats!.
Maniac's entity was killed off by wildlife.
Maniac wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance.
Tazz comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate.
FseftrAI steals a few of Astria and IreCreeper's alchemies.
Engie just injured the Godmodder! Well done. But... Crystal already killed him...
Magic Cueball liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them.
Magic Cueball wound up on the wrong end of The Bane. Too distracted by licking your elbow I see... Do you have an elbow?
Eric spent too much time on the memo.
Midna awakens to the sight of FseftrAI and Shattered Bill Cipher attempting to cannibalize her unconscious body.
Eric steals a few of Crystal and Astria's alchemies.
Pit comforts The L[]rd as they sleep. D'aww. SHIP DETECTED!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 3
Surprise surprise, Tazz has a weakness to being petted. Engie takes advantage of it. Strange...
Pricy awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
Astria kills off his Side Characters.
Having lost some sanity, Midna hallucinates living tables and chairs.
Scratch doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction. That might have been to a lot of people's unsatifsfaction honestly.
Scratch is spooked by Amp.
Bender rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination.
TECHPIECE bugged the GM about their post being missed.
Netpatham spends their turn attacking Talist's summons. HEY! LEAVE LEISHI ALONE!
Pricy summons an ultra-complex death entity.
Shattered Bill Cipher was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs.
Blue and Bender formed a temporary alliance, each plotting to kill each other.
Serpent is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy.
Serpent managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow!
Astria got their inventory jpeg'd. Astria's alchemies backfired, dealing 152 damage to him!
And then Astria died of it!
Raven looted a corpse.
Vriska changed allegiances.
The Boss Vortex grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it.
Hank spends a 5 post charge to make a tent.
SBaHJ suffers a fate worse than death: Death By Goanna67.
Red wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance.
Blue noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it!
FseftrAI Challenges Hank to Super Smash Bros, but they decline.
The Alchemiter has an out-of-body experience. Or, out-of-machine.
Midna grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. Midna went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times! That's what the idiot ball does to you.
Raven read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".
Talist and Engie stays at Wilson's Potion Shop. It was awkward... ... ... ... hypocrite... ...
The L[]rd tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file.The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 19920 times!
And then The L[]rd died of it! I'm sorry Pit... but your love... is dead... I'm so sorry...
Netpatham finds an Ancestral Artifact. 3 out of 5 artifacts found.
Pit wondered how to damage the Godmodder. Be Crystal. DONE
IreCreeper tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail.
Amp is Plauged by EAS tones. They kill him.
TECHPIECE saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could.
IreCreeper and Crystal had a tea party.
FseftrAI spent too much time on the memo.
Pane managed to **** off the Narrative. Pane was so weak, they took 150 damage!
Pane managed to stab themself in the foot for 110 damage!
Pane went insane and bashed their head against a wall 124 times!
Pane's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 120 damage to him!
Pane's alchemies backfired, dealing 140 damage to him!
And then Pane died of it! Gee, the Narrative is feeling angry today. Narrative kills: 2
Tricky watches the stars move across the sky.
The Alchemiter comforts UOSS as they sleep. D'aww. SHIPPED! WITH A SHIP!
The Boss Vortex, Crystal and UOSS stay at Wilson's Potion Shop. How'd it even fit in there?
Eric got their inventory jpeg'd.Eric's alchemies backfired, dealing 110 damage to him!
And then Eric died of it!
Maniac is assailed by a broad variety of prophetic nightmares involving their own death.
Red sun over paradise... Lothyra will not forget it.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 4
Hank finds an Ancestral Artifact. 4 out of 5 artifiacts found. 1 more!
Lothyra Challenges Red to Super Smash Bros, but they decline.
Netpatham doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
Tazz tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail.
Tricky grew some mutated tentacles.
Blue saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could.
Crystal gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed. An easy trap to fall into...
Midna watches the stars move across the sky.
Engie is spooked by Raven.
Tazz grew some mutated tentacles.
The Alchemiter, Talist, Hank, and Raven sat around a campfire and told ghost stories. "Oh! This one time, Justicar died, but then came back as a spirit. SPOOKKKYY!!"
Talist, Maniac, and Netpatham exchange Alchemies.
TECHPIECE was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch.
Pricy realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living.
GLaDOS ran Engie through testing courses. He somehow managed to survive.
FseftrAI was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor.
Maniac gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
Pricy sits still in a corner and cries. I thought you liked living.
Lothyra managed to **** off the Narrative.Lothyra was so weak, they took 170 damage!
Lothyra managed to stab themself in the foot for 150 damage! That was one baaaaaadd stab.
Lothyra went insane and bashed their head against a wall 104 times!
Lothyra's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 150 damage to her!
Lothyra's alchemies backfired, dealing 110 damage to her!
And then Lothyra died of it! Narritive kills: 3
FseftrAI, Pit, Bender, Tricky, Scratch and The Boss Vortex do a flash mob. But really, we all know that behind that smiling face, Pit is heartbroken, for his one and only love has left this world...
IreCreeper noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it!
Bender insisted that they do, in fact, exist.
Scratch was watching when a nuke went off.
Blue fought off residual bits of the Glitch.
UOSS wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time. *AI CANNOT COMPUTE*
Red took some time off from hunting to train.
Midna invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result.
The Boss Vortex wonders what the heck is going on with this game. It became a tale of love.
UOSS gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won.
Vriska bugged the GM about their post being missed.
Vriska didn't defend the elevator cable and fell all the way to the bottom...
GLaDOS ran Serpent through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 5
Talist is spooked by Hank. QUIT THAT!
Bender finds an Ancestral Artifact. ALL FIVE FOUND! NO SCRATCH! STAY AWAY FROM THEM!
IreCreeper was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs.
Midna got nope'd by the curse of repetition. Midna's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 120 damage to her!
And then Midna died of it! See kids? Entities like being original!
Netpatham found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup.
Red bought something from Wilson. Advertisement here!. He remembered how good it was last time.
Engie PMed TwinBuilder to see if their new idea for DTG3 was okay. It wasn't.
Tricky typed up a wall of text to kill an entity.
Raven steals a few of Pit and UOSS's alchemies.
Tricky was injured by Scratch's bow, but managed to escape!.
Raven awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun.
UOSS bought something from Wilson. Advertisement here!. It saw something it liked earlier and came back for it. Still, how'd it fit?
The Boss Vortex and Red had their entities shipped by Blue, which was thoroughly awkward. All the bosses?
Bender uselessly attempted to /ban Blue.
Serpent spends their turn attacking Talist's summons. AGAIN! LEAVE LEISHI ALONE!
Hank grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly.
Engie spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither. How sad...
Scratch managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow!
Serpent murdered Hank. Again. Isn't he already dead? Killstealer...
FseftrAI Challenges The Boss Vortex to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
FseftrAI says "Hello Meatbags1" to Tazz then departs for flubbing the line.
Tazz's entity was killed off by wildlife.
The Alchemiter didn't defend the elevator cable and fell all the way to the bottom... ... Don't tell the UOSS, alright?
Netpatham had a mental breakdown.
Pricy has not died of dysen- wait what? How is that possible?
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 6
Blue is messily devoured by a killer rabbit.
FseftrAI summons an ultra-complex death entity.
The Boss Vortex found a bulky old suit of power armor and got it working. The Boss Vortex managed to stab themself in the foot for 12 damage! Stupid armor...
Surprise surprise, Netpatham has a weakness to being petted. Scratch takes advantage of it.
Red looted a corpse.
Tazz ate all of their supplies out of desperation.
Hank and Talist both injured each other in a fight before running off. That's for spooking me before!
Raven became engie. You know, to replace the engie who died.
FseftrAI became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale. FseftrAI managed to stab themself in the foot for 32 damage!
FseftrAI's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20 damage to him!
Red Challenges Talist to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. I HATE SMASH!
Pit's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web. May he finally find peace in the after life with his one true love...
Scratch gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. The Mechora Worm won. At least he can't become Psi-Scratch anymore.
UOSS badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Such as, where's the alchemiter? Wait... wait Twin! No! Don't tell it abo- NOO!! Great. Now the UOSS has gone full rage mode and is out to avenge its true love.
Pricy did something stupid and payed the price. I hoped you learned your lesson.
Bender couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep.
Netpatham tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file. Netpatham went insane and bashed their head against a wall 19978 times!
And then Netpatham died of it!
Tazz stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito.
Hank has not died of dysen- wait what? How is that possible?
Serpent devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade.
Serpent kills an ultra-complex death entity.
The Boss Vortex: "KEEP AWAY!" They have been slain.
Tricky spends a 5 post charge to make a tent.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 7
Red, Tricky, and Bender encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it.
Bender bugged the GM about their post being missed.
Talist became Flumpty's best friend! Yay! Stupid owl. Stay in those vents!
Talist Challenges UOSS to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. The UOSS has no time for Smash, only justice!
Hank stays at Wilson's Potion shop. Hello there Hank. Here, you can have... uhh... this Potion of War. ... lots of people died in that brawl...
FseftrAI's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome.
Serpent tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 8
Welcome to the Strength test, UOSS... And you passed. Nothing can stop it now, its on a mission.
The memes, Tricky.
UOSS doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction. Pit from the afterlife wants the UOSS to die so it can be with the alchemiter. How deep.
Talist is accosted by Clippy all night. YES, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?
Hank became a Schrodinger's cat and might have died.
Talist tried to 1V1 the Godmodder and got killed for their troubles.
Oh. I see. The Godmodder Crystal killed was just a decoy. That's how it is.
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Hank VS. Bender
Bender attacked first!
Hank's dexterity blocked Bender's intelligence! (52.0 attack vs. 57.0 defense)
Bender's alchemies blocked Hank's entities! (52.0 attack vs. 116.0 defense)
Hank's alchemies blocked Bender's entities! (53.0 attack vs. 96.0 defense)
Hank's strength overpowered Bender's intelligence! (72.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense)
Hank dealt 48 damage! Bender has 52 HP left
Hank's alchemies blocked Bender's dexterity! (70.0 attack vs. 107.0 defense)
Hank's strength overpowered Bender's entities! (67.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Hank dealt 30 damage! Bender has 22 HP left
Bender's dexterity overpowered Hank's dexterity! (67.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
Bender dealt 20 damage! Hank has 80 HP left
Hank's dexterity overpowered Bender's intelligence! (79.0 attack vs. 24.0 defense)
Hank dealt 66 damage! Bender has -44 HP left
Hank has killed Bender
Red managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape!
Red goes completely and utterly grimdark.
GLaDOS ran Serpent through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive. Serpent's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 14 damage to him! How could you have left them to go be abducted by Glados?
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 9
UOSS throws some paladins into the Snarl instead of themselves. No sacrifice is too much for justice.
Serpent smoked weed everyday and died of overdose.
Tricky just injured the Godmodder! Well done. You found him?
UOSS had a mental breakdown. All the stress of having a mission of this importance is taxing.
Red watches the stars move across the sky.
Hank got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive. Sorry the potion of War didn't help.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 10
Tricky and Red made an alliance. UOSS heard about it and started planning. So Tricky and Red murdered the Alchemiter! See how they're scheming like that? It must be the case.
Well, that day sucked.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 11
UOSS awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun. FUELED BY PURE RAGE!
Tricky is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness.
Red managed to **** off the Narrative.Red was so weak, they took 90 damage!
Red managed to stab them self in the foot for 96 damage!
Red went insane and bashed their head against a wall 104 times!
Red's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 170 damage to him!
Red's alchemies backfired, dealing 70 damage to him!
And then Red died of it! Narrative Kills: 4
The final battle is approaching... Only two tributes left, one fueled by as much rage as its AI can compute, the other fueled by improbability. Who will win?
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Tricky VS. UOSS THIS IS FOR THE ALCHEMITER EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ITS DEATH!!
Tricky attacked first!
Tricky starts to improbability jump around the battlefield, looking for an opening in the UOSS's hull!
UOSS's alchemies blocked Tricky's intelligence! (59.0 attack vs. 81.0 defense)
The UOSS fires off a hailstorm of energy weapons, keeping Tricky at bay and unable to find its weakpoints!
In order to end this and claim ultimate justice, the UOSS diverts ALL power to thrusters and literally crashes into Tricky!
UOSS's strength overpowered Tricky's alchemies! (147.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense)
UOSS dealt 121 damage! Tricky has -21 HP left
UOSS has killed Tricky
Reckt. Tricky was squashed under several million tons of space station.
Results
UOSS is the winner with these stats...
98.0 strength, 38.0 dexterity, 58.0 intelligence. 53.0 entities, 53.0 alchemies.
The UOSS has finally claimed justice for the death of its one and only true love. But sadly, as the UOSS is paraded around the districts in the victory tour, SOMEHOW fitting into that car, its AI can calculate nothing except all the sorrow it feels over its lost love. The UOSS lives out the rest of its lifespan in a luxury spaceship hanger, grieving over its lost partner, a true machine to machine romance. One machine embodied creation, the other embodied destruction. Opposite in function, but kindrid in AI. Rest in Peace, Alchemiter. And may you also find peace, UOSS.
I'd be great at writing fanfics huh?
The fallen, in order with stats
45: Piono 20.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
44: InsertNameHere 30.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
43: Geometry Dash 0.0 strength, 150.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
42: The Brick Wall 150.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
41: Richard 75.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
40: Tempo 30.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
39: Umbra 42.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
38: 11 20.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
37: Purple 0.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 14.0 alchemies.
36: Kajiulord 52.0 strength, 24.0 dexterity, 65.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
35: NinjaV 18.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
34: Binary 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
33: Magic Cueball 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 150.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
32: Shattered Bill Cipher 50.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
31: Astria 30.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
30: SBaHJ 16.0 strength, 28.0 dexterity, 11.0 intelligence, 51.0 entities, 41.0 alchemies.
29: The L[]rd 45.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies. Our first broken heart...
28: Amp 50.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
27: Pane 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
26: Eric 45.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
25: Crystal 59.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
24: TECHPIECE 18.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 21.0 intelligence, 23.0 entities, 48.0 alchemies.
23: Maniac 15.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 23.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
22: Lothyra 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
21: Vriska 32.0 strength, 38.0 dexterity, 28.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 33.0 alchemies.
20: IreCreeper 27.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 23.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
19: Midna 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 19.0 alchemies.
18: Engie 65.0 strength, 65.0 dexterity, 6.0 intelligence, 2.0 entities, 34.0 alchemies.
17: The Alchemiter 7.0 strength, 13.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 152.0 alchemies. RIP, if only you had more entities... and strength...
16: Blue 37.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 7.0 intelligence, 12.0 entities, 17.0 alchemies.
15: Raven 50.0 strength, 65.0 dexterity, 75.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 65.0 alchemies.
14: Pit 42.0 strength, 47.0 dexterity, 38.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies. May he find peace...
13: Scratch 35.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 58.0 intelligence, 11.0 entities, 53.0 alchemies.
12: Pricy 58.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 26.0 intelligence, 68.0 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
11: Netpatham 42.0 strength, 41.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 6.0 entities, 42.0 alchemies.
10: Tazz 25.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 2.0 intelligence, 8.0 entities, 32.0 alchemies.
9: The Boss Vortex 19.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 140.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
8: FseftrAI 17.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 6.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
7: Talist 7.0 strength, 2.0 dexterity, 37.0 intelligence, 16.0 entities, 37.0 alchemies.
6: Bender 79.0 strength, 29.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 93.0 alchemies.
5: Serpent 38.0 strength, 83.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 38.0 alchemies.
4: Hank 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 38.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 95.0 alchemies.
3: Red 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
2: Tricky 38.0 strength, 69.0 dexterity, 24.0 intelligence, 29.0 entities, 42.0 alchemies.
By the way, does anyone actually have a java compiler and wants the code?
Pretty great how my program generated a love story. A better one than Twilight too! Sorry, I had to.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I have even more hate for cars now, mitigated only by the fact that the UOSS won, so at least one of the things I statted won.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
See? Giant space ships are very valuable things to have.
Also, screw you too, Wilson.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
IreCreeper was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs.
heh. foreshadowing. love i(t).
oh by (t)he way; have some even(t)s. i (t)yped (t)hem in a normal forma(t) so you (c)ould use (t)hem.
STANDARD:
(Player1) drew a strange sigil on the ground, which cursed (Player2)! {5i}/{-5s -5d -5i}
(Player1) scaled a large tree, then spotted (Player2)! (Player2) noticed (Player1), panicked, then fled into the woods. {5s 7d}/{3d -5e -5a}
(Player1) worked with the Narative to obtain plot-based power! {10s 10d 10i 10e 10a}
(Player1) had their hacks disabled! {-10s -10d}
FATAL:
(Player1) was caught in a fire, and slowly roasted to death. {60d 40a}
(Player1) managed to flee the fire!
(Player1) had no medical knowledge and bled out. {50i} (Can you make this event only happen under 50 HP?}
(Player1) bandaged their wounds.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Dammit me, stop dying to annoying noises.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I forot about the DTG Hunger game, and I lasted longer than I thought in most of these games . AWESOME!
Huh, I killed Richard in a 1v1. Interesting.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Incidentally, if anyone wants a fairly reliable source of info on how sci-fi weapons would actually work if the laws of physics applied to them, examine this site; http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Raven, you got the wrong Sun's powers. Shame.
Also, don't you mean Serpent smoked sopor slime?
Why does GLaDOS keep running Serpent through testing? WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME?
And who wants to be the first to write a L()rd x Pit fanfic?
Oh no
I've done consistently GOOD but not great.
Also, isn't it odd the only guy who has successfully (for a given value of 'successfully) dealt with Bill be the one who ultimately futzed it up with him?
Hue.
In any case, I hereby recommend those instant-death events (Namely Pissing off the Narrative) be reduced to the same status as those high-good luck events. No, seriously, I'm OK with the .Jpeg Inventory or Curse of Repetition stuff as that's potentially survivable, but that one ought to be for the impossibly unlucky. As for the HG simulator, however frustrating it is to you, I recommend putting that as an -50i event, which is bad enough.
In other news,CHALLENGERS APPROACH! Also, new events!
Challenger:
Wilson {40s 25d 40i 35e 10a}
Wilson's primary weakness is that, however powerful they are, his potions-his primary Alchemies-have a LIMITED SUPPLY, whereas standard swords have more use. Alchemiter useage during HG doesn't seem to be too stable, so in a drawn-out fight he'd probably be screwed. Dexterity's also somewhat bad here for lack of anything else-I'd say Strength goes down but Wilson has power from his Grid, and his performance as a standard Entity cannot be ignored in this regard. His Intelligence is clearly above-average. as for why he's got 35 entity, well, he's a charming fellow, isn't he?
Stan the Mime {35d 60s 25i 35e 5a}
Yes, it's one of the random mimes. Erelye jokingly named the core mime of the Bleak Stan, so I'm rolling with it. (May not remember correctly). Mimes use no alchemies but have plenty of themselves, hence a whooping 5 for Alchemy. The mimes have managed to outrun a turret, however, so it is safe to say that these guys are as fast as greased lightning. I'm not sure how intelligent they are-they're probably only aware of so much, however. Strength is above average because they're probably a force to be reckoned with, even alone.
Bleak {80s 35d 25i 5e 5a}
With all the Mimes making up Bleak, 35 e turns to 5 e, and dexterity shrinks for PURE STRONK. I mean, look at how much HP the Bleak has! Seriously. Intelligence remains where it is because the Mimes seem to all share the standard intelligence.
Bloodbath: {
[RARE] (Player1) Grabbed the Chibi-Serena Statue...Wait, what?!!? {75s 75d 75i 75e 150a}
(Player1) Acidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster. {15s 15d -45i 15a}
(Player1)
Regular:
(Player1) Ascended to God-Tiers with HomestuckCraft, to Talist's displeasure. {20s 15d}
(Player1) Was unable to post three times. Drat. {-10d}
The Ship between (Player1) and (Player2) was sunk by (Player3). {-5i}\{-5i}\{5i}
(Player1) became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day. {25s -10d}
(Player1) listened to awesome music all day. A bit lazy. {10i -5d)
Fatal:
(Player1) could not fight the Homestuck. {50i}
(Player1) could, in fact, fight the Homestuck.
(Player1) could not, in fact, fly. {100d}
(Player1) COULD, in fact, fly.
(Player1) had a Bridge Dropped on him for low stats. {5s}/{5d}/{5i}/{5e}/{5a} (This means anyone with less than 5 in any stat will die, while anyone above 5 in all stats will live.)
(Player1) dodged a Bridge Dropping.
(Player1) chose the wrong time to RP. {30i, 30e}
(Player1) chose the right time to RP.
(Player1) Wound up in Mime Hell, and O)_(O O)_(O {50s 50d 80i}
(Player1) Wound up in Mime Hell, but escaped.
(Player1) Was removed for Inactivity. {25d}
(Player1) Found time to be active in DTG2.
Revised Fatal:
(Player1) suffered a Fate Worse than Death: Death by Goanna67. {1i}
(Player1) easily foiled Goanna67's attempt to kill them.
Yes I was responsible for that one. Also, the implication is that the sheer act of dying to him is epic fail incarnate. No offense to the guy himself (he's probably not a troll from what I've gathered of the situation), but considering his success rate, I have a reason to put the pass condition as having intelligence. At all.
The OP Scale was lifted from (Player1) {X2s, X2d, X2i, X2e, X2a}
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I like that one.
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http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
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G()D N()!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Due to having an AP test tomorrow, I probably won't be able to give a simulation then. So, have one now. Please note that I ran this simulation only a little after the previous one, so I haven't had time to add in everyone's suggestions. However, I had an idea after running the other one and now there's a little twist. Anyway, welcome to the 7th daily hunger games!
BTW: Stan needs 10 less in something.
All standard events loaded!
BloodbathAll Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All tributes loaded!
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor!
And they're off!
Eric became Flumpty's best friend! Yay! He's just that charming.
Vriska bathed in blood. But no one has even died yet... where did you get that blood?...
Hank didn't become engie.
Eric finds UOSS and fails to do anything.
The L[]rd and InsertNameHere grapple over the Banhammer.
Serpent drop-kicked NinjaV to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though.
Midna does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest.
Scratch grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
Crystal stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
Tazz wonders how he got into this mess...
InsertNameHere wonders what the Nether is happening.
Talist decided to join DTG. Now he's here. Hello World.
Kajiulord finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. Lets count them again... Artifacts so far: 1
NinjaV attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.
The Brick Wall wonders how he got into this mess...
The Brick Wall went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! Being in this mess was just so depressing.
Red finds FseftrAI and fails to do anything.
Netpatham grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees.
Binary spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
The reaper is calling The L[]rd's name!.
Pricy gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed. Pricy has already gone the way of the RP.
The Boss Vortex looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious...
The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times! Wilson uses FORCE CHOKE!
UOSS became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
Magic Cueball looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious...
Shattered Bill Cipher uses Timestepping and flees.
Magic Cueball undergoes a Split from the stress. Yeah. All the stress of seeing Wilson.
Magic Cueball was so weak, they took 10 damage!
Magic Cueball managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
Kajiulord spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
Lothyra grabs Lil' Cal and Curses Astria before absconding.
11 found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave.
Blue decided to join DTG. Now she's here.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Engie VS. Bender
Engie attacked first!
Engie's strength overpowered Bender's alchemies! (100.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense)
Engie dealt 64 damage! Bender has 36 HP left
Engie's strength blocked Bender's entities! (57.0 attack vs. 84.0 defense)
Bender's strength blocked Engie's alchemies! (53.0 attack vs. 70.0 defense)
Bender's dexterity overpowered Engie's entities! (56.0 attack vs. 21.0 defense)
Bender dealt 42 damage! Engie has 58 HP left
Engie's alchemies overpowered Bender's intelligence! (74.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense)
Engie dealt 70 damage! Bender has -34 HP left
Engie has killed Bender
Astria realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living.
The Boss Vortex uses Timestepping and flees.
Engie wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
FseftrAI attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.
The Alchemiter wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
The Alchemiter went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! Sorry, head bashing doesn't get back normal minecraft. Plus, you wouldn't exist in normal Minecraft anyway.
Raven uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
Geometry Dash somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying.
Geometry Dash was so weak, they took 10 damage!
Geometry Dash's alchemies backfired, dealing 10 damage to him!
Tazz made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
Amp made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. Don't worry, we have several copies of powerful weapons lying around it seems.
IreCreeper stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
Netpatham wonders what the Nether is happening.
Vriska died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity.
Blue grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
Binary attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.
Binary's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him! Wow... someone other than the "pures" taking damage this fast.
Midna commits suicide over the newest editor.
Richard uses Timestepping and flees.
Maniac died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity.
Pane decided to join DTG. Now he's here.
Tricky prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly.
Red died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. Will the narrative be nicer this time?
Raven spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
Raven's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!
IreCreeper spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
Piono teleports away at a rapid pace.
Umbra remembered about grammar.
Tricky has accquired iAntimak Carbine.
Lothyra rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination.
Shattered Bill Cipher wonders what the Nether is happening.
SBaHJ teleports away at a rapid pace.
Richard stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
Pane wished they could play regular Minecraft again. Yeah, bet you wish you didn't join.
Engie grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
The reaper is calling The Alchemiter's name!.
The Alchemiter was so weak, they took 40 damage!
The Alchemiter managed to stab themself in the foot for 40 damage!
The Alchemiter went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times!
The Alchemiter's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 40 damage to him!
And then The Alchemiter died of it! And... gone. No love story for you this time I'm afraid.
Purple stole the Origin Wands.
Talist uses Timestepping and flees.
Purple realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living.
TECHPIECE decided to join DTG. Now he's here.
Amp gets into a long argument with Tempo, ignoring all the supplies.
Pit decided to join DTG. Now he's here.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 2
Netpatham gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won.
IreCreeper spends the night confused about TECHPIECE's side character.
Eric suffered the fate of Kurak!.
Tricky, Engie and Serpent stay at Wilson's Potion Shop.
Having lost some sanity, Tazz hallucinates living tables and chairs.
Geometry Dash ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them.
Blue and The Boss Vortex made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule.
Tazz, IreCreeper and Geometry Dash stay at Wilson's Potion Shop. How's the spaceship coming along?
FseftrAI is accosted by Clippy all night. FseftrAI managed to stab themself in the foot for 16 damage!
Netpatham grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly.
SBaHJ enters Totality with their Split. For now.
Hank murdered Hank. Again. ... uh... no! Suicide is not the answer! Wait, you survived? This makes as much logical sense as Engie becoming Engie.
UOSS doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
The Boss Vortex worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!.
Engie got nope'd by the curse of repetition.Engie's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 170 damage to him!
And then Engie died of it! Take this as a warning... for what exactly, I'm not sure.
FseftrAI, Umbra, Astria, Tricky, and Maniac combined to beat back a mech.
Pane tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file. Pane went insane and bashed their head against a wall 19924 times!
And then Pane died of it! Tazz... if you had seen the things I've seen... you wouldn't be saying that... but actually, yeah. Its kinda stupid for people to die randomly from this.
GLaDOS ran Serpent through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive.
Raven goes completely and utterly grimdark. Raven's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20 damage to him! Ew... grimdark...
UOSS Challenges Amp to Super Smash Bros, but they decline.
Astria summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster.
SBaHJ became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.
Tempo ate all of their supplies out of desperation.
Surprise surprise, Crystal has a weakness to being petted. Piono takes advantage of it.
Shattered Bill Cipher dodges a car.
Red remembered his Maxims and followed the running demolitions expert.
Red sun over paradise... Magic Cueball will not forget it.
Blue thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
Tempo's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome.
Scratch finds an Ancestral Artifact.
Vriska matrix-dodges an arrow from Maniac, then retreats!.
Talist didn't become engie.
Raven Challenges Magic Cueball to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
Shattered Bill Cipher and NinjaV both injured each other in a fight before running off.
Whoah! The Alchemiter faked their own death but is back now! WHHHAAAATTT??? Yeah, now every time an event runs after the blood bath, there is a 0.6% chance that a tribute will come back! The reaper didn't REALLY kill the Alchemiter, sheesh. Its not that weak.
GLaDOS ran Red through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive.
Binary wondered how to damage the Godmodder. Good question...
Pit invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result.
Piono is starting to feel the fallout...
InsertNameHere runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
Talist ate some pink berries, and started tripping. Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
11 has recurring nightmares about OWAKS.
11 and Amp both injured each other in a fight before running off.
Scratch and Lothyra made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies.
Hank 420 scope-no-quicked their attacker. Yeah, cue balls do how?
Purple's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. Purple managed to stab themself in the foot for 130 damage!
And then Purple died of it! Butter fingers.
Umbra ran away from a Mechora Worm.
Kajiulord became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.
Lothyra dodges the ruins of a Cobalt Shade Corporation Quest.
Vriska drew a strange sigil on the ground, which cursed Binary!.
Richard managed to hold up the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons. He did hold them back a long time, remember?
InsertNameHere plots a narrative-changing Summon.
The L[]rd managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow!
The L[]rd got run over by a car. Tabletop soldiers, no sweat. Mind that bus though. What bus? SPLAT! Ah, references.
Richard fends off the animatronics with noisemakers.
Crystal tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail.
NinjaV took some time off from hunting to train.
The Brick Wall ate all of their supplies out of desperation. The Brick Wall's alchemies backfired, dealing 6 damage to him! IE: upset tummy. I know how it is. ... for... a wall...
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 3
TECHPIECE encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled.
TECHPIECE hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
IreCreeper comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost.
The Boss Vortex and Raven made an alliance. Netpatham heard about it and started planning.
Crystal bought something from Wilson. Advertisement here!.
InsertNameHere got nope'd by the curse of repetition. InsertNameHere's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 120 damage to him!
And then InsertNameHere died of it!
Tazz is pinned by Geometry Dash, but saved by their entities.
Pit finds out he has a Split.
Scratch heard a distant howl...
Netpatham has an out-of-body experience.
Geometry Dash changed allegiances. Because why not make more people rage?
Surprise surprise, Scratch has a weakness to being petted. Red takes advantage of it.
The Brick Wall and NinjaV made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies. Wouldn't taking bricks be painful?
Hank insulted Piono's grammar to try and prop up their self esteem.
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Umbra VS. Maniac
Umbra attacked first!
Umbra's dexterity overpowered Maniac's intelligence! (71.0 attack vs. 65.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 7 damage! Maniac has 93 HP left
Maniac's entities overpowered Umbra's alchemies! (66.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
Maniac dealt 33 damage! Umbra has 67 HP left
Umbra's alchemies overpowered Maniac's alchemies! (61.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 18 damage! Maniac has 75 HP left
Maniac's dexterity overpowered Umbra's strength! (65.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense)
Maniac dealt 21 damage! Umbra has 46 HP left
Umbra's alchemies overpowered Maniac's dexterity! (70.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 17 damage! Maniac has 58 HP left
Maniac's dexterity overpowered Umbra's dexterity! (93.0 attack vs. 63.0 defense)
Maniac dealt 36 damage! Umbra has 10 HP left
Umbra's alchemies overpowered Maniac's entities! (72.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 34 damage! Maniac has 24 HP left
Maniac's alchemies overpowered Umbra's entities! (82.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Maniac dealt 57 damage! Umbra has -47 HP left
Maniac has killed Umbra
Magic Cueball thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
A projectile whistles past UOSS, but they ignored it.
UOSS spent too much time on the memo.
Binary wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance. Binary's surveillance tactics are SO secret, not even he knows what's watching what.
Surprise surprise, Maniac has a weakness to being petted. SBaHJ takes advantage of it.
The Brick Wall devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade.
FseftrAI scaled a large tree, then spotted IreCreeper who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods.
Astria resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC!
Crystal awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
The Alchemiter gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed.
Maniac's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. Maniac managed to stab themself in the foot for 130 damage!
And then Maniac died of it!
SBaHJ's entity was killed off by wildlife.
Shattered Bill Cipher is accosted by Clippy all night.
Richard Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork. Because that's how the Godmodder rolls.
Vriska thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
Red was ambushed by heavies that go nom in the night.
Talist ate all of their supplies out of desperation.
Pit read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
Shattered Bill Cipher managed to **** off the Narrative.Shattered Bill Cipher was so weak, they took 160 damage!
Shattered Bill Cipher managed to stab themself in the foot for 160 damage!
Shattered Bill Cipher went insane and bashed their head against a wall 180 times!
Shattered Bill Cipher's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 180 damage to him!
Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies backfired, dealing 140 damage to him!
And then Shattered Bill Cipher died of it!
FseftrAI, 11, and Magic Cueball exchange Alchemies.
Serpent remembered to check the Pirate Cove.
Lothyra runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
Kajiulord murdered Hank. Again.
Tricky doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
Vriska played some late-night table stickball with Astria.
Kajiulord awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood.
Richard had their hacks disabled!. Wait, WHAT? You know what that means... YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! DTG IS OVER! THE OPERATION IS DONE! EVERYONE IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! if they survive the hunger games.
Tricky wondered how to damage the Godmodder. It should be much easier now.
Blue suffers a fate worse than death: Death By Goanna67.
Raven praised Dome.
Talist gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won.
Tazz: "KEEP AWAY!" They have been slain.
Serpent got their inventory jpeg'd.Serpent's alchemies backfired, dealing 80 damage to him!
Hank noticed an extremely rare beetle while falling and forgot to hit the ground. He can FLY NOW!
Piono awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood. Piono managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
The Boss Vortex got nope'd by the curse of repetition. But didn't die!
Amp took some time off from hunting to train.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 4
NinjaV finds out he has a Split.
Netpatham awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun.
TECHPIECE hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
Binary comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate. You could have found an ancestral artifacts.
Magic Cueball gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. The Mechora Worm won.
Lothyra looted a corpse.
IreCreeper accidentally downed a potion of assisted suicide. IreCreeper was so weak, they took 166 damage!
And then IreCreeper died of it!
The Brick Wall gets stuffed into a Chica Suit. That's one big suit.
Piono is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy.
Vriska was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!.
Hank Challenges Binary to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. Y0ur 0verl0rd 1s t00 busy w1th w0rld d0m1nat10n t0 play Smash.
Crystal is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness.
Amp saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly.
Kajiulord spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither.
Piono read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".
11 Challenges Richard to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw! How'd you tie to a disk?
Geometry Dash found some cool stuff in a chest.
Talist was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!. NOOOO!!! ADKGnhasfaieAGDSFAdfiaef
Netpatham plots with Scratch against Geometry Dash and NinjaV. Amp overhears.
FseftrAI suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of The Boss Vortex.
TECHPIECE and FseftrAI made an alliance. SBaHJ heard about it and started planning.
SBaHJ comforts Raven as they sleep. D'aww. SHIPPED
Tricky had a mental breakdown.
Richard is accosted by Clippy all night. Richard managed to stab themself in the foot for 12 damage! Ouch, that's like... 6 trials.
Raven wonders what the heck is going on with this game.
Scratch managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape. Stay away from Wilson, Scratch! You almost killed him, remember?
Astria played some late-night table stickball with UOSS.
The Boss Vortex had a mental breakdown.The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Hank read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".
UOSS was caught in a fire, and slowly roasted to death. Ever so slowly...
11 was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor.
Serpent didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 5
Scratch was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor.
NinjaV, Crystal, and Piono encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it.
Hank fought off residual bits of the Glitch.
Crystal drank a Potion of Strength!.
Astria devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade.
NinjaV, Raven and Astria stay at Wilson's Potion Shop.
The Boss Vortex couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep. The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 14 times!
Amp couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep. But didn't bash his head against a wall.
Lothyra remembered to check the Pirate Cove.
SBaHJ, Piono, and TECHPIECE encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it.
FseftrAI ate all of their supplies out of desperation.
11 remembered to check the Pirate Cove.
Binary sits still in a corner and cries. Binary's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him! Embarrassing to have a cry baby master.
TECHPIECE awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
FseftrAI and SBaHJ made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule.
Lothyra matrix-dodges an arrow from Raven, then retreats!.
Scratch dreams of alchemies to come.
Amp comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate.
The Boss Vortex beat Hank silly with a pineapple.
Geometry Dash is accosted by Clippy all night.Geometry Dash was so weak, they took 26 damage!
Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Geometry Dash was watching when a nuke went off. Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
That's 48 damage...
Binary's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web. How are you going to invade this server if you don't even know the characters?
Tricky went on a massive alchemiting binge. Richard was watching and saw some codes.
Tricky spends a 5 post charge to make a tent.Tricky's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him! You could have spent that charge on them!
11 ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
Netpatham has an out-of-body experience.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 6
NinjaV finds an Ancestral Artifact.
Netpatham decided to not go to that light in the distance.
The Boss Vortex enters Totality with their Split. For now.
SBaHJ finds out he has a Split.
Netpatham throws some paladins into the Snarl instead of themselves.
Lothyra saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could.
Raven was injured by TECHPIECE's bow, but managed to escape!.
FseftrAI runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
Astria was killed by an extremely hostile spycrab.
Raven was injured by Geometry Dash's bow, but managed to escape!. OH! HERE COMES THE WRATH OF SBaHJ!
Scratch is pinned by NinjaV, but saved by their entities.
11 tried to punch Crystal in the face who dodged into The Boss Vortex.
Hank tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails.
Hank badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Such as, why does everyone try to kill me?
Crystal works on their backstory.
Lothyra scaled a large tree, then spotted FseftrAI who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods.
Piono awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood. Piono was so weak, they took 10 damage!
Piono managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Piono went insane and bashed their head against a wall 14 times!
TECHPIECE is pinned by Piono, but saved by their entities. Piono managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Amp got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive.
11 became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.
Richard ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito. Richard went insane and bashed their head against a wall 22 times!
Tricky wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 7
Raven challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros and won!
Scratch found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup.
Raven kills an ultra-complex death entity.
Scratch and NinjaV went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.
The Boss Vortex badgers Twin incessantly about a topic.
Netpatham ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them.
TECHPIECE managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape.
Tricky bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder. Tricky's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!
Piono kills an ultra-complex death entity.
Geometry Dash awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood. Geometry Dash was so weak, they took 30 damage!
Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 50 times!
Geometry Dash's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him!
And then Geometry Dash died of it! It woke up and died of shock.
TECHPIECE plots with NinjaV against The Boss Vortex and 11. Hank overhears.
Crystal became Flumpty's best friend! Yay!
Tricky and Richard went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.
Piono comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate.
Richard is assailed by a broad variety of prophetic nightmares involving their own death. Richard managed to stab themself in the foot for 4 damage! The players are going to win... they're going to wiiinnnnn...
Richard went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Crystal didn't become engie.
SBaHJ challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros and won!
11 [DATA EXPUNGED].
Lothyra tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail.
SBaHJ was ready for freddy. This time around...
Netpatham became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.
Hank became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.
FseftrAI drank a Potion of Strength!.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 8
Tricky drank a Potion of Strength!.
Netpatham plots with Raven against The Boss Vortex and SBaHJ. Scratch overhears. Wait... Raven? You're... plotting against SBaHJ? But... your love... was it all for nothing?! Scratch! You have to tell SBaHJ!
Raven went on a massive alchemiting binge. The Boss Vortex was watching and saw some codes. Raven is going to use those alchemies for terrible, heart breaking things...
Hank bugged the GM about their post being missed.
TECHPIECE steals a few of Crystal and Scratch's alchemies.
Netpatham fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night.
Richard comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate. But there's an ancestral artifact in there... You want to be Psi, right?
Crystal smoked weed everyday and went to drug rehab.
Piono saw a slender figu- *STATIC*
TECHPIECE remembered to check the Pirate Cove.
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TECHPIECE VS. Richard
TECHPIECE attacked first!
TECHPIECE's intelligence overpowered Richard's intelligence! (74.0 attack vs. 0.0 defense)
TECHPIECE dealt 71 damage! Richard has 1 HP left! Half a heart is left, but don't die die die
Richard's alchemies overpowered TECHPIECE's intelligence! (105.0 attack vs. 65.0 defense)
Richard dealt 57 damage! TECHPIECE has 43 HP left. Nice hit!
TECHPIECE's dexterity overpowered Richard's alchemies! (93.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense)
TECHPIECE dealt 45 damage! Richard has -44 HP left. Not nice enough.
TECHPIECE has killed Richard
Lothyra was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!. Join the crowd.
NinjaV matrix-dodges an arrow from SBaHJ, then retreats!.
NinjaV was unmade by the Snarl.
Hank bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder.
FseftrAI Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 9
Raven, The Boss Vortex, Scratch, Netpatham, Crystal and Hank do a flash mob.
Scratch noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it!
TECHPIECE and Tricky had a tea party.
FseftrAI was ready for freddy. This time around...
A projectile whistles past FseftrAI, but they ignored it.
Netpatham: "KEEP AWAY!" They have been slain.
SBaHJ managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 10
TECHPIECE, SBaHJ, Tricky, Scratch, Crystal and The Boss Vortex do a flash mob. Scratch, Crystal, and the Boss Vortex are hard core part animals.
Scratch had their hacks disabled!.
Crystal grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly.
TECHPIECE doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
Whoa! Talist faked their own death but is back now! I'm BAAACCCCKKKKK
Tricky, git rkt m8.
Raven grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war.
The Boss Vortex failed to notice a dart trap, then failed to dodge.
Hank was watching when a nuke went off. Hank went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
Raven noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it!
SBaHJ grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war.
Talist saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could. But Tricky just got rkt...
Hank realized that he/she could not exist.
FseftrAI heard a distant howl...
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 11
FseftrAI hit Ctrl-V, but only had a little in their clipboard.
Raven bandaged their wounds.
Crystal's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. Crystal managed to stab themself in the foot for 118 damage!
And then Crystal died of it! Died of foot wound.
Raven matrix-dodges an arrow from Scratch, then retreats!.
TECHPIECE easily overpowered [c]haos and caused him to rage-quit again!
TECHPIECE found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup.
Talist murdered Hank. Again. Sorry, even though you don't exist, I just have to make sure.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 12
Scratch insisted that they do, in fact, exist.
Raven heard a distant howl...
Raven saw a slender fi- oh no, RUN!
Talist thought they saw a shooting star, but it was a flare set off by TECHPIECE.
Scratch remembered to check the Pirate Cove.
TECHPIECE encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled.
SBaHJ became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 13
SBaHJ took a chair to the face, but lived!
Raven works on their backstory.
Scratch became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale. Scratch was so weak, they took 6 damage!
Scratch's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 30 damage to him!
Scratch doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
FseftrAI Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork.
Raven sits still in a corner and cries. You don't have to do this Raven... you don't have to betray your love...
Talist gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed. NO! NOT WILSON! TAKE ME INSTEADDDDDDDD!! Or better yet, take Yang. He died fast enough anyway.
TECHPIECE thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 14
SBaHJ commits suicide over the newest editor. Welp. At least Raven didn't get to them.
FseftrAI sits still in a corner and cries.
FseftrAI ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
Scratch went on a massive alchemiting binge. Raven was watching and saw ome codes.
Scratch has died of dysentery. He was probably trying to alchemize a cure.
Raven remembered his Maxims and followed the running demolitions expert.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 15
TECHPIECE's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web.
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FseftrAI VS. Raven
Raven attacked first!
Raven's alchemies overpowered FseftrAI's dexterity! (123.0 attack vs. 16.0 defense)
Raven dealt 154 damage! FseftrAI has -54 HP left
That was quick.
Raven has killed FseftrAI
Raven is the winner with these stats...
40.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 93.0 inteligence. 14.0 entities, 93.0 alchemies.
Epilog: (I'll try to do these more often even though I don't know many of these characters)
And from the carnage, emerged Raven, victorious. In several alternate time lines, she died right on the last day. But no more. This time, she was determined. She would win, no matter how many hearts she had to break. Sure, she didn't actually break anyone's heart, but she kinda thought about it. As her reward for besting 44 other tributes in lethal combat, she now gets to play normal Minecraft again because the Godmodder's hacks were randomly lifted! But sadly, now normal Minecraft seems pretty boring compared to everything that's happened, so she instead starts playing THE most MLG of all games, Cookie Clicker. She trains for years and eventually enters the World Cookie Clicker Championship, where she uses her amazing 93 intelligence stat to find the most optimal cookie clicking strategy and take home the gold! First place prize is a large sum of cash and a life time supply of cookies! Sadly, most of the money goes to buying several new houses to store all the cookies in, but hey, free cookies.
@Serpent: yeahh... sorry about that. But hey, its what RNGesus predicted. And, I'm pretty sure Raven is female... I think...
The fallen, in order with stats
45: Pricy 50.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 15.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
44: Bender 60.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 15.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
43: Midna 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 18.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
42: Eric 40.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
41: Engie 60.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 22.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
40: Pane 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
39: Tempo 25.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 47.0 alchemies.
38: Purple 20.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 65.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
37: The L[]rd 20.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
36: InsertNameHere 30.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
35: Umbra 45.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
34: The Alchemiter 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 130.0 alchemies.
33: Maniac 25.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
32: Red 40.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
31: Pit 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
30: Shattered Bill Cipher 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
29: Blue 33.0 strength, 53.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
28: Tazz 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 22.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
27: Magic Cueball 3.0 strength, 5.0 dexterity, 133.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
26: IreCreeper 0.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 34.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
25: The Brick Wall 154.0 strength, 2.0 dexterity, 4.0 intelligence, 2.0 entities, 9.0 alchemies.
24: Vriska 33.0 strength, 53.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
23: Kajiulord 39.0 strength, 6.0 dexterity, 32.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
22: UOSS 51.0 strength, 8.0 dexterity, 26.0 intelligence, 56.0 entities, 11.0 alchemies.
21: Serpent 30.0 strength, 60.0 dexterity, 34.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
20: Binary 38.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 34.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 27.0 alchemies.
19: Astria 17.0 strength, 26.0 dexterity, 76.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 67.0 alchemies.
18: Amp 38.0 strength, 23.0 dexterity, 11.0 intelligence, 3.0 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
17: Geometry Dash 0.0 strength, 115.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 32.0 alchemies.
16: 11 38.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
15: Piono 5.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 28.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
14: Richard 80.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
13: Lothyra 17.0 strength, 34.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 21.0 entities, 61.0 alchemies.
12: NinjaV 22.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 47.0 intelligence, 14.0 entities, 79.0 alchemies.
11: Netpatham 62.0 strength, 87.0 dexterity, 70.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
10: Tricky 80.0 strength, 48.0 dexterity, 28.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 103.0 alchemies.
9: The Boss Vortex 29.0 strength, 7.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 83.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
8: Hank 35.0 strength, 60.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 6.0 entities, 26.0 alchemies.
7: Crystal 61.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 53.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
6: Talist 34.0 strength, 27.0 dexterity, 27.0 intelligence, 55.0 entities, 12.0 alchemies.
5: SBaHJ 30.0 strength, 41.0 dexterity, 2.0 intelligence, 41.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
4: Scratch 1.0 strength, 3.0 dexterity, 42.0 intelligence, 1.0 entities, 71.0 alchemies.
3: TECHPIECE 48.0 strength, 61.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 66.0 entities, 63.0 alchemies.
2: FseftrAI 66.0 strength, 16.0 dexterity, 39.0 intelligence, 8.0 entities, 47.0 alchemies.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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For the last time, engie, WE AREN'T GOING TO HELP YOU COMPLETELY THROW THE GAME OFF THE RAILS!
I wasn't asking for you to do that though.
SO CLOSE... GOOD RIDDANCE, RICHARD. AND THOSE SKELETONS. DID YOU KNOW THAT I CAN CURRENTLY SEE YOUR SKELETON?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
"Pit finds out he has a Split."
Yeah. He's called Dark Pit. Don't know if you've met him yet.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SBaHJ!
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Well, my death makes sense in canon, actually. I didn't summon an army in the MBOA.
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870