The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/20/2014
Posts:
60
Location:
Defending my castle
Minecraft:
dandeman13
Member Details
Proof {10s 10d 30i 60e 40a}
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
This signature is meant for educational purposes only. Send no money now. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. To prevent electric shock, do not open back panel. You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from country to country. Not recommended for children under twelve years of age. Batteries not included. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. All rights reserved. Use only as directed. Parental discretion advised. No other warranty expressed or implied. Unauthorized copying of this signature strictly prohibited. Do not read while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. In case of eye contact, flush with water. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not fold, or mutilate. Use other side for additional listings. Shipping and handling extra. No animals were harmed in the production of this signature.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
...IKEA JOINS THE BATTLE!
Ikea {50s 10d 40i 35e 15a}
Ikea is a huge brute made of lumber; but to make up for his slow speeds and lack of weaponry, he has his noble army of Tabletop Soldiers (Which he totally smuggled into the area) to aid him! He also has the knowledge to run a kingdom and use advanced portal technology.
...ONE WINGED ANGEL KIRBY SOUL JOINS THE BATTLE!
OWAKS {20s 50d 20i 40e 20a}
Owaks is huge, but fast! OWAKS is a soul; not much in the way of physical strength, but plenty fast with that one wing. Somehow. Natrually, OWAKS is insane, and lacks the ability to... be smart in general, but has a decent entities stat thanks to... his status as a boss entity! His Broken Halo serves as a powerful alchemy, too!
Also; could it be possible to have "meters" for certain events? (ex: when all 5 Ancestral Artifacts are collected in one game, the player who collected the last piece obtains a huge stat buff.)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
Now, I just wanted to come on real briefly before my AP test to explain a few things as I have some time. Not enough to run and commentate on a simulation though. I do have a list of ALL current events in the game. But really, we need more blood bath events. We have more tributes than blood bath events. Next time I run a simulation, I'll add in all these new suggestions.
Anyway... standard events.
Standard Events currently in the game
(Player1) spends some time using the Alchemiter. {15a}
(Player1) steals a few of (Player2) and (Player3)'s alchemies. {10a}/{-5a}/{-5a}
(Player1) is spooked by (Player2). {-3i}/{0}
(Player1) doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction. {1s 1d 1i 1e 1a}
(Player1) has recurring nightmares about OWAKS. {-5i}
(Player1) sits still in a corner and cries. {-4s -2d -4i -2e}
(Player1) suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of (Player2). {10s 10d -15i -5e 5a}/{0a}
(Player1) heard a distant howl... {-2s -2d -2i -2e -2a}
(Player1) wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance. {3i}
(Player1) couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep. {-7s -7d -7i -2e}
(Player1) is assailed by a broad variety of prophetic nightmares involving their own death. {-5s -5d -10i}
(Player1) awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood. {-15s -15d -25i -5e -5a}
(Player1) awakens to the sight of (Player2) and (Player3) attempting to cannibalize his unconscious body. {-10s -10d -5i}/{-20i}/{-20i}
(Player1) goes completely and utterly grimdark. {10s 10d -5i -10e -10a}
(Player1) is accosted by Clippy all night. {-15s -15d -15i}
(Player1) became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. {3s -3i}
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it. {5s 5d 5i 5e 5a}/{5s 5d 5i 5e 5a}/{5s 5d 5i 5e 5a}
(Player1) spends the night confused about (Player2)'s side character. {-5s -5d -5i}/{5i}
(Player1) spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. {5s 5d 5i -5e}
(Player1) is pinned by (Player2), but saved by their entities. {-10e}/{-5d}
GLaDOS ran (Player1) through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive. {20d -10i -10e}
(Player1) enters Totality with their Split. For now. {10s 10d 10i 10e}
(Player1) finds an Ancestral Artifact. {20a}
(Player1) plots a narrative-changing Summon. {10e}
(Player1) hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. {-5i}
(Player1) thought they saw a shooting star, but it was a flare set off by (Player2). {0a}/{0a}
(Player1) was ready for freddy. This time around... {3d}
(Player1) comforts (Player2) as they sleep. D'aww. {5s 5d 10i}/{5s 5d 10i}
Having lost some sanity, (Player1) hallucinates living tables and chairs. {-10i}
Surprise surprise, (Player1) has a weakness to being petted. (Player2) takes advantage of it. {-5s -5d -10i}/{5i}
(Player1) watches the stars move across the sky. {5i}
(Player1) dreams of alchemies to come. {5i 5a}
(Player1) finds out he has a Split. {-15i}
(Player1) and (Player2) sure do look cute sleeping together. {5s 5d 5i}/{5s 5d 5i}
(Player1) fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night. {-5s 10d -5i}
(Player1) is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary. {-10i -5e}
(Player1) grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war. {-5i 3e}
(Player1) wondered how to damage the Godmodder. {3i}
(Player1) played some late-night table stickball with (Player2). {5i 5e}/{5i 5e}
(Player1) ate all of their supplies out of desperation. {-3a}
(Player1) bugged the GM about their post being missed. {-2s -2d -2i -2e -2a}
(Player1) tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails. {-5d -2e -2a}
(Player1) says "Hello Meatbags1" to (Player2) then departs for flubbing the line. {1i}/{1i}
(Player1) Introduces a load of Side Characters. {10e}
(Player1) kills off his Side Characters. {-10e}
(Player1) matrix-dodges an arrow from (Player2), then retreats!. {5d}/{0a}
(Player1) thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real. {3s 3d}
(Player1) saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could. {-10i -5e -5a}
(Player1) had a mental breakdown. {10s -10d -20i -10e -10a}
(Player1) changed allegiances. {4s 5i 2e}
(Player1) typed up a wall of text to kill an entity. {2s 2d 2i 2e 2a}
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) exchange Alchemies. {3i 5a}/{3i 5a}/{3i 5a}
(Player1) plots with (Player2) against (Player3) and (Player4). (Player5) overhears. {4i}/{4i}/{-4s}/{-4d}/{2i}
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6) do a flash mob. {2s 2d 5i 5a}/{2s 2d 5i 5a}/{2s 2d 5i 5a}/{2s 2d 5i 5a}/{2s 2d 5i 5a}/{2s 2d 5i 5a}
(Player1) was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor. {5s 15a}
(Player1) saved (Player2) and (Player3) from (Player4). {5i 3e}/{-5s 5i}/{-5s 5i}/{-5d}
(Player1) tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail. {-5s -5d -2i}
(Player1) uselessly attempted to /ban (Player2). {-1s -1d -1i}/{0a}
(Player1) runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games. {5i}
(Player1) spends their turn attacking (Player2)'s summons. {4s 3d 2i 1a}/{-7e}
(Player1) badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. {-5i}
(Player1) facepalms over goanna's idiocy. {-5i}
(Player1) gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won. {10s 10d 5i 5a}
(Player1) fends off the animatronics with noisemakers. {5a -6i}
(Player1) stays at Wilson's Potion shop. {5i 10a}
(Player1) and (Player2) stays at Wilson's Potion Shop. {7i 12a}/{7i 12a}
(Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) stay at Wilson's Potion Shop. {9i 15a}/{9i 15a}/{9i 15a}
(Player1) is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy. {-2i -2e}
(Player1) dodges the ruins of a Cobalt Shade Corporation Quest. {-1a -1e}
(Player1) awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun. {10s 10d 10i 10e 10a}
(Player1) awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun. {15s 15d 15i 15e 15a}
(Player1) Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork. {10s -5d}
(Player1) Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win. {10d 5i}
(Player1) Challenges (Player2) to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw! {2d}/{2d}
(Player1) Challenges (Player2) to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. {0a}/{0a}
(Player1) tries to kill (Player2) with a table, but they escape. {2s}/{-5s}
(Player1) wonders what the heck is going on with this game. {1i}
(Player1) summons an ultra-complex death entity. {10e}
(Player1) kills an ultra-complex death entity. {5s}
(Player1) bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder. {-5s -5d -5i -5e -5a}
(Player1) ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them. {2s}
(Player1) murdered Hank. Again. {2s}
(Player1) wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time. {1i}
(Player1) comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost. {5a 5e}
(Player1) comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate. {0a}
(Player1) and (Player2) went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods. {3s 3d 5i}/{3s 3d 5i}
(Player1) PMed TwinBuilder to see if their new idea for DTG3 was okay. It wasn't. {-3s -3d -3i -3e -3a}
A projectile whistles past (Player1), but they ignored it. {-3d}
(Player1) has an out-of-body experience. {5i}
(Player1) is starting to feel the fallout... {-5s -5d -5i}
(Player1) was watching when a nuke went off. {-10i}
(Player1) found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup. {5e}
(Player1) grew some mutated tentacles. {10d -10i}
(Player1) is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness. {-10s 20i}
(Player1) found a bulky old suit of power armor and got it working. {15s -10d}
(Player1) got nope'd by the curse of repetition. {-100e}
(Player1) found some cool stuff in a chest. {20a}
(Player1) looted a corpse. {5a}
(Player1) went on a massive alchemiting binge. (Player2) was watching and saw some codes. {30a}/{15a 15i}
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) combined to beat back a mech. {5s 10i 10a}/{5s 10i 10a}/{5s 10i 10a}/{5s 10i 10a}/{5s 10i 10a}
(Player1) caught the X-Plauge. {-15s -15d -15i}
(Player1) was injured by (Player2)'s bow, but managed to escape!. {-8s -5d}/{5d 2a}
(Player1) saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly. {1i}
(Player1) ate some pink berries, and started tripping. {-3s -3d -3i}
(Player1) took some time off from hunting to train. {5s 5d}
(Player1) devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade. {2s 2i 7a}
(Player1) and (Player2) made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies. {2s 2d 2i 2e 2a}/{2s 2d 2i 2e 2a}
(Player1) summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster. {6d 5e}
(Player1)'s entity was killed off by wildlife. {-7e}
(Player1) invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result. {-5e -5a}
(Player1) grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. {-15i}
(Player1) grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it. {+10i}
The memes, (Player1). {-15i}
Red sun over paradise... (Player1) will not forget it. {0s}
(Player1) works on their backstory. {-15d 15i}
(Player1) looked up the necronomicon. {-100i}
(Player1) accidentally downed a potion of assisted suicide. {-100s}
(Player1)'s computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. {-100d}
(Player1) got their inventory jpeg'd. {-100a}
(Player1) managed to **** off the Narrative. {-100s -100d -100i -100a -100e}
(Player1) and (Player2) formed a temporary alliance, each plotting to kill each other. {10s -5i}/{10s -5i}
(Player1) tried to punch (Player2) in the face who dodged into (Player3). {5s}/{10d}/{-10d}
(Player1) ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito. {20s -30i}
(Player1) walked off a cliff and looked down, causing cartoon gravity to take effect and they broke their legs. {-5s -15d}
(Player1) and (Player2) both injured each other in a fight before running off. {-5s -5d -5e}/{-5s -5d -5e}
(Player1) drank a Potion of Strength!. {10s}
(Player1) managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape. {10e}
(Player1) read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits". {5i}
(Player1) beat (Player2) silly with a pineapple. {5s}/{-5s -5d -10i}
(Player1) noticed an extremely rare beetle while falling and forgot to hit the ground. {30d -5i}
(Player1) became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale. {-30s -30d -30i -30e -30a}
(Player1) and (Player2) made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule. {10d 10a}/{10d 10e}
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) sat around a campfire and told ghost stories. {10i}/{10i}/{10i}/{10i}
(Player1) and (Player2) had their entities shipped by (Player3), which was throughly awkward. {-5i -15e}/{-5i -15e}/{5i}
(Player1) insulted (Player2)'s grammar to try and prop up their self esteem. {5s 5d -5i}/{-5i}
(Player1) bought something from Wilson. Advertisement here!. {-5e 20a}
(Player1) spent too much time on the memo. {-10i}
(Player1) and (Player2) had a tea party. {7s}/{7s}
(Player1) and (Player2) made an alliance. (Player3) heard about it and started planning. {15e}/{15e}/{5s 10i}
(Player1) tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file. {-10000i} Yeah, maybe this should be nerfed... a little...
(Player1) drew a strange sigil on the ground, which cursed (Player2)!. {5i}/{-5s -5d -5i}
(Player1) scaled a large tree, then spotted (Player2) who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods. {5s 7d}/{3d -5e -5a}
(Player1) worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!. {10s 10d 10i 10e 10a}
(Player1) had their hacks disabled!. {-10s -10d}
Lethal Events
(Player1) did something stupid and payed the price. {70i}
(Player1) didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati. {70i}
(Player1) bought enough gold to satisfy the Illuminati.
(Player1) stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito. {60s 50d 50i}
(Player1) realized the meaning of life, and suicided to achieve it. {70i}
(Player1) realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living.
(Player1) was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch. {60s 60d}
(Player1) fought off residual bits of the Glitch.
(Player1): "KEEP AWAY!" They have been slain. {70s 70e 70a}
(Player1): "KEEP AWAY!"
(Player1) was run over by our vehicle, the Abomination. {50s 50d}
(Player1) rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination.
(Player1) accidentally hits Ctrl-V, and is promptly killed by the wall of text in their clipboard. {60i}
(Player1) hit Ctrl-V, but only had a little in their clipboard.
(Player1) [DATA EXPUNGED]. {40s 70d 50i 60e 50a}
(Player1) licked their elbow. This somehow killed them. {60i}
(Player1) liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them.
(Player1) forgot to use grammar. {40i}
(Player1) remembered about grammar.
(Player1) was Waluigi'd. WAA. {60s 50d}
(Player1) commits suicide over the newest editor. {70i}
(Player1) managed to contain their rage over the newest editor.
(Player1) read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well. {75i}
(Player1) somehow came out of a bad fanfic alive.
(Player1), will it blend? Yes, they do indeed blend. {55d}
(Player1), will it blend? What? no?
(Player1) smoked weed everyday and died of overdose. {45s 50i}
(Player1) smoked weed everyday and went to drug rehab.
(Player1) was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again. {60i 50e}
(Player1) became engie. {60e}
(Player1) didn't become engie.
(Player1) is messily devoured by a killer rabbit. {75s 75d 1i 60a}
(Player1) had a holy hand grenade for use against the killer rabbit.
(Player1) gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. The Mechora Worm won. {60s 50d}
(Player1) ran away from a Mechora Worm.
(Player1) gets stuffed into a Chica Suit. {60d 50i}
(Player1) checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
(Player1) gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit. {60d 50i}
(Player1) checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
(Player1) gets stuffed into a Foxy Suit. {60d 50i}
(Player1) remembered to check the Pirate Cove.
(Player1) wound up on the wrong end of The Bane. {60d 60s}
(Player1) gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost? {70d}
(Player1) suffers a fate worse than death: Death By Goanna67. {70i}
(Player1) survived Goanna67, but is now scarred for life.
(Player1) is Plauged by EAS tones. They kill him. {50s 60i}
(Player1) had earplugs against the EAS tones.
(Player1) is thrown into the Red sun. It burns!. {60s}
(Player1) is thrown into a physical representation of the MCF Editor. {70s}
(Player1) challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won. {70d}
(Player1) challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros and won!
(Player1) got run over by a car. {65d}
(Player1) dodges a car.
(Player1) is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue. {50i}
(Player1) is run over by an elephant. {50d}
(Player1) dodges an elephant.
(Player1) encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy and gets killed. {60s 40d 50e 50a}
(Player1) encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled.
(Player1) met with a terrible fate, didn't they? {50s 50d 50i 50e 50a}
While getting lost in a forest, something took (Player1) away, never to return. {60s 60e}
(Player1) saw a slender figu- *STATIC* {60d 60i}
(Player1) saw a slender fi- oh no, RUN!
(Player1) was not ready for Freddy. {60d 60i}
(Player1) was ready for Freddy.
(Player1) was ambushed by things that go bump in the night. {50e}
(Player1) was ambushed by heavies that go nom in the night. {50a}
(Player1) was killed by an extremely hostile spycrab. {60s 60d}
(Player1), who saw a light in the distance, went to it and was killed in a forest fire. {50i}
(Player1) decided to not go to that light in the distance.
Bonus ducks for (Player1)!... Oops, they had a heart attack. {60s}
(Player1) was hit by the Moon. {100s}
(Player1) SOMEHOW stopped the moon Majora style! Kudos!
(Player1) praised Dome, and was smote by Helix. {50d 60i}
(Player1) praised Dome.
(Player1) praised Helix, and was smote by Dome. {50d 60i}
(Player1) praised Helix.
(Player1) was blasted into oblivion by a Crockercorp Ship. {60d}
(Player1) was unmade by the Snarl. {50s 60d}
(Player1) throws some paladins into the Snarl instead of themselves.
(Player1) tried to 1V1 the Godmodder and got killed for their troubles. {60s 35d}
(Player1) just injured the Godmodder! Well done.
(Player1) got trapped in the Antichamber. Forever. {60i}
(Player1) navigated the Antichamber with ease.
(Player1) suffered the fate of Kurak!. {999s 999d 999i 999e 999a}
(Player1) just... you... HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?
(Player1) failed to run away. {30d}
(Player1) ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
(Player1) didn't realize that a running demolitions expert outranks everybody. {20i 20d}
(Player1) remembered his Maxims and followed the running demolitions expert.
(Player1) didn't survive the chair to the face. {55s}
(Player1) took a chair to the face, but lived!
(Player1) failed to notice a dart trap, then failed to dodge. {55d 40i}
(Player1) noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it!
(Player1)'s skills, weapons and entities couldn't save him from the Tabletop Army. {45s 40d 30i 45e 40a}
(Player1) managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow!
(Player1) was mauled by a Gaping Dragon, which he mistook for a crocodile. {50s 30i 40a}
(Player1) killed a Crocodile, which he mistook for a Gaping Dragon!
(Player1)'s mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome. {40d 60i 30a}
(Player1) resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC!
(Player1) was crushed by a Mech before they could hack it. {55i 45a}
(Player1) hacked into a Mech before it killed them.
(Player1) was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons. {60s 50i}
(Player1) managed to hold up the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons.
(Player1) starved. The one thing we told you not to do... {65i}
(Player1) made some dragon pie to keep off starvation.
(Player1) realized that he/she could not exist. {60i}
(Player1) insisted that they do, in fact, exist.
(Player1) ascends to the skies, leaving the game permanently. {50i 50e}
(Player1) has died of dysentery. {60s 60i}
(Player1) has not died of dysen- wait what? How is that possible?
(Player1) was caught in a stray Chairnado, and was killed. {50s 40d 40a}
(Player1) managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape!
(Player1) was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs. {30s 60d 60i}
(Player1) easily overpowered [c]haos and caused him to rage-quit again!
(Player1) was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!. {75i}
(Player1) managed to survive the Twitch Hivemind's mind control!
(Player1) got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive. {75e}
(Player1) survived the Massive Battle of Armies thanks to their entities!
(Player1) failed Flumpty's friendship game... {50d 50i 40a}
(Player1) became Flumpty's best friend! Yay!
Welcome to the Strength test, (Player1)... And you failed. {50s}
Welcome to the Strength test, (Player1)... And you passed.
(Player1) didn't defend the elevator cable and fell all the way to the bottom... {60i 60e}
(Player1) beat back Subtus and Supertus and made it to the roots!
(Player1)'s mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web. {100i}
(Player1) didn't even try to understand the convoluted character web.
(Player1) SOMEHOW died to a potted plant. {25s 25d 25i 25e 25a}
(Player1) lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway.
(Player1) spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither. {50s 50d 70i}
(Player1) grinded for wither skulls then claimed a nether star! Too bad they're pretty useless...
(Player1) started playing Cookie Clicker... and never stopped for 64 years. {65i}
(Player1) managed to tear themself away from Cookie Clicker.
(Player1) gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed. {60i 70e}
(Player1) gave their entity lots of background and then made a loophole to keep it alive IC.
(Player1) became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. {60s 50d 60i 40e 40a}
(Player1) became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
(Player1), git rkt m8. {60i}
(Player1) 420 scope-no-quicked their attacker.
(Player1) was caught in a fire, and slowly roasted to death. {60d 40a}
(Player1) managed to flee the fire!
(Player1) had no medical knowledge and bled out. {50i}
(Player1) bandaged their wounds.
Blood Bath events
(Player1) has accquired iAntimak Carbine. {25a}
(Player1) found an interesting journal. {5e}
(Player1) runs off into the distance. {0a}
(Player1) finds (Player2) and fails to do anything. {0a}/{0a}
(Player1) finds the Alchemiter. Sweet! {25a}
(Player1) wonders what the Nether is happening. {0a}
(Player1) narrowly misses (Player2) with an arrow, then keeps running. {-1a}/{0a}
(Player1) prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly. {2s 2d 2i 2e 2a}
The reaper is calling (Player1)'s name!. {-20s -20d -20i -20e -20a}
An arrow whistles past (Player1)'s head. {-3i -3e}
(Player1) and (Player2) grapple over the Banhammer. {35a}/{-5d}
(Player1) finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!. {10a}
(Player1) gets into a long argument with (Player2), ignoring all the supplies. {-5d -5i}/{-5s -5i}
(Player1) finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. {30a}
(Player1) grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees. {30a}
(Player1) grabs Lil' Cal and Curses (Player2) before absconding. {20a}/{-15s -15d}
(Player1) uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War. {25a}
(Player1) undergoes a Split from the stress. {-10s -10d -15i}
(Player1) stole Oryx's shotgun. {15a}
(Player1) made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. {20a}
(Player1) found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave. {10s 10d 10e}
(Player1) stole the Origin Wands. {20a}
(Player1) drop-kicked (Player2) to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though. {15a}/{-5s -5d}
(Player1) spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. {-10e}
(Player1) wished they could play regular Minecraft again. {-2i}
(Player1) attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. {-3s -3d -3i -3e -3a}
(Player1) bathed in blood. {5s 5d -10i}
(Player1) decided to join DTG. Now he's here. {0a}
(Player1) wonders how he got into this mess... {-2i}
(Player1) grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh... {25a}
(Player1) digs a hole and hides! {2s 2d 2i}
(Player1) teleports away at a rapid pace. {0a}
(Player1) stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. {2s 2d -5a}
(Player1) grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest. {10a}
(Player1) does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest. {-2i}
(Player1) died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. {5s 5d -5i -5a}
(Player1) secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start! {20a}
(Player1) somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying. {-5s -5d -5a}
(Player1) uses Timestepping and flees. {0a}
(Player1) looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... {5s -5i}
My own suggestions:
STANDARD
With the help of (Player1), (Player2) hacked into the simulation and boosted all their stats by 10. {10s 10d 10i 10e 10a}/{10s 10d 10i 10e 10a}
(Player1) stole the heart of (Player2). Quite literally. {10s 10d -15i}/{-40s -40d -20i}
(Player1) was turned into a newt. But they got better. {-8s 10d -8i -5e -5a}
BB
(Player1) wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place. {3i}
(Player1) and (Player2) were shipped so fast (Player3) had to break it up. {-10i}/{-10i}/{-5i}
(Player1) thought the system of a cornucopia was unfairly benifiting players who started facing the open end. {2s 2d 2i}
(Player1) had to fight off (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), AND (Player6) with nothing but a spoon!. {10s 10d 5i 5e}/{-2s}/{-2s}/{-2s}/{-2s}/{-2s}
(Player1) was distracted by a very, very shiny coin. {-5s -5d -5i}
(Player1) watched in horror as their entities were slaughtered in the brawl. {-15i -20e}
(Player1) found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice. {20e}
(Player1) died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot. {-10s -10d 5i 5e}
FATAL
(Player1) managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList. {60i}
(Player1) realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it.
(Player1) tried to enter alive.get(this).forceupdate([100 100 100 100 100]); into the code to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them. {70i}
(Player1) realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it.
Wish me luck on this test... yeah, you better or else I'll be sad and won't commentate as well.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/20/2014
Posts:
60
Location:
Defending my castle
Minecraft:
dandeman13
Member Details
Bloodbath
(Player1) Blamed the cactus {15a -5i}
(Player1) Hugged (Player2) {-10s}/{10s}
(Player1) woke up (Player2) {10i}/{-10d}
(Player1) found and flew away in a helicopter {5s 5d 5i 5e 5a}
(Player1) washed (Player2)'s hands {10i}/{10s}
This signature is meant for educational purposes only. Send no money now. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. To prevent electric shock, do not open back panel. You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from country to country. Not recommended for children under twelve years of age. Batteries not included. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. All rights reserved. Use only as directed. Parental discretion advised. No other warranty expressed or implied. Unauthorized copying of this signature strictly prohibited. Do not read while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. In case of eye contact, flush with water. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not fold, or mutilate. Use other side for additional listings. Shipping and handling extra. No animals were harmed in the production of this signature.
@Netpatham: The main problem is that I would have to change the breakdown method. I made a static .breakdown(String) method for it. Maybe it could be something like: {10s 10d [10 20]ri} That could mean, +10strength, +10 dex, +10 to 20 int. I might be able to do that without too much trouble.
@Proof:I used Java. Want to join? Just give me a submission like this:
Name {10s 10d 10i 10e 10a}
replace the 10 with your own values. s is strength, d is dexterity, i is intelligence, e is entities, and a is alchemies. Just have all your stats sum to 150. You can also give me formatting like color to apply to your name whenever it comes up.
No, all you need to do is check the substring for "generate", if you're parsing each value separately...
I can't remember the method off the top of my head though.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Talist! What happened to my +100 stat events? I can understand not doing the Author one, as that one's a bit more broken in its own right, but you should at least have the 5 individual +100 stat events since you have the -100s. Having over 100 in a single stat is a little broken, but it far from guarantees survival!
(Player1) got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. {100s}
(Player1) merged with a Glitched-out Metal Sonic. GOTTA GO FAST! {100d}
(Player1) discovered that their survival has been pre-ordained by paradox space. {100i}
(Player1) receives aid from the Preston Cole! {100e}
(Player1) stole the captcha codes for the entire list of Spoils. {100a}
EDIT: Hey amp! You aren't the only one who starts long, awkward pauses!
Proof {10s 10d 30i 60e 40a}
This signature is meant for educational purposes only. Send no money now. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. To prevent electric shock, do not open back panel. You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from country to country. Not recommended for children under twelve years of age. Batteries not included. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. All rights reserved. Use only as directed. Parental discretion advised. No other warranty expressed or implied. Unauthorized copying of this signature strictly prohibited. Do not read while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. In case of eye contact, flush with water. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not fold, or mutilate. Use other side for additional listings. Shipping and handling extra. No animals were harmed in the production of this signature.
Okay, some of the events aren't showing up enough, and some of them happen way too often. We need moar events!!!
(Player1) went for a work out. {5s, 5d}
(Player1) insta summoned a player. {5e}
(Player1) had their ancestral artifact jacked by (Player2). {-25a}/{25a}
and in the vein of the goanna death...
(Player1) got hit by a stray pebble. AND DIED!!! {1s}
(Player1) got hit by a pebble and barely noticed.
(Player1) broke their neck stepping off the sidewalk. {1d}
(Player1) stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person.
I can't think of anything good for alchemies or entities.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
...IKEA JOINS THE BATTLE!
Ikea {50s 10d 40i 35e 15a}
Ikea is a huge brute made of lumber; but to make up for his slow speeds and lack of weaponry, he has his noble army of Tabletop Soldiers (Which he totally smuggled into the area) to aid him! He also has the knowledge to run a kingdom and use advanced portal technology.
...ONE WINGED ANGEL KIRBY SOUL JOINS THE BATTLE!
OWAKS {20s 50d 20i 40e 20a}
Owaks is huge, but fast! OWAKS is a soul; not much in the way of physical strength, but plenty fast with that one wing. Somehow. Natrually, OWAKS is insane, and lacks the ability to... be smart in general, but has a decent entities stat thanks to... his status as a boss entity! His Broken Halo serves as a powerful alchemy, too!
Also; could it be possible to have "meters" for certain events? (ex: when all 5 Ancestral Artifacts are collected in one game, the player who collected the last piece obtains a huge stat buff.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
(Player1) praises the Helix Fossil! {-10i}
(Player1) saw a noob's antics and lost it, calling the PPC on them. {-10i 10e}
(Player1) reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library. {15i}
Sorry, do we have a list of events with corresponding stats anywhere? I could make one, but that was already a bunch of work the last time.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
tazz make ptu pm faaaaasterMOAR EVENTS!!!!!
(Player1) and (Player2) went Trickster, chasing away (Player3) and (Player4). {10s -10i}/{10s -10i}/{5d}/{5d}
(Player1) was killed by goanna. {10s 10d}
(Player1) heartlessly murdered goanna.
Oh no
WHAAAAAAT!? HELIX IS MIGHTY; HELIX WOULD NOT HURT YOUR INTELLIGENCE; HELIX WOULD BLESS YOU WITH STRENGTH AND HONOR!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
...Raven's love for SBaHJ was nothing more than a ruse to kill them off. Congratulations, Raven.
Thanks. I deserve it, getting in the finals so often.
Oh no
Now, I just wanted to come on real briefly before my AP test to explain a few things as I have some time. Not enough to run and commentate on a simulation though. I do have a list of ALL current events in the game. But really, we need more blood bath events. We have more tributes than blood bath events. Next time I run a simulation, I'll add in all these new suggestions.
Anyway... standard events.
Standard Events currently in the game(Player1) spends some time using the Alchemiter. {15a}
(Player1) steals a few of (Player2) and (Player3)'s alchemies. {10a}/{-5a}/{-5a}
(Player1) is spooked by (Player2). {-3i}/{0}
(Player1) doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction. {1s 1d 1i 1e 1a}
(Player1) has recurring nightmares about OWAKS. {-5i}
(Player1) sits still in a corner and cries. {-4s -2d -4i -2e}
(Player1) suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of (Player2). {10s 10d -15i -5e 5a}/{0a}
(Player1) heard a distant howl... {-2s -2d -2i -2e -2a}
(Player1) wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance. {3i}
(Player1) couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep. {-7s -7d -7i -2e}
(Player1) is assailed by a broad variety of prophetic nightmares involving their own death. {-5s -5d -10i}
(Player1) awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood. {-15s -15d -25i -5e -5a}
(Player1) awakens to the sight of (Player2) and (Player3) attempting to cannibalize his unconscious body. {-10s -10d -5i}/{-20i}/{-20i}
(Player1) goes completely and utterly grimdark. {10s 10d -5i -10e -10a}
(Player1) is accosted by Clippy all night. {-15s -15d -15i}
(Player1) became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. {3s -3i}
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it. {5s 5d 5i 5e 5a}/{5s 5d 5i 5e 5a}/{5s 5d 5i 5e 5a}
(Player1) spends the night confused about (Player2)'s side character. {-5s -5d -5i}/{5i}
(Player1) spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. {5s 5d 5i -5e}
(Player1) is pinned by (Player2), but saved by their entities. {-10e}/{-5d}
GLaDOS ran (Player1) through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive. {20d -10i -10e}
(Player1) enters Totality with their Split. For now. {10s 10d 10i 10e}
(Player1) finds an Ancestral Artifact. {20a}
(Player1) plots a narrative-changing Summon. {10e}
(Player1) hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. {-5i}
(Player1) thought they saw a shooting star, but it was a flare set off by (Player2). {0a}/{0a}
(Player1) was ready for freddy. This time around... {3d}
(Player1) comforts (Player2) as they sleep. D'aww. {5s 5d 10i}/{5s 5d 10i}
Having lost some sanity, (Player1) hallucinates living tables and chairs. {-10i}
Surprise surprise, (Player1) has a weakness to being petted. (Player2) takes advantage of it. {-5s -5d -10i}/{5i}
(Player1) watches the stars move across the sky. {5i}
(Player1) dreams of alchemies to come. {5i 5a}
(Player1) finds out he has a Split. {-15i}
(Player1) and (Player2) sure do look cute sleeping together. {5s 5d 5i}/{5s 5d 5i}
(Player1) fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night. {-5s 10d -5i}
(Player1) is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary. {-10i -5e}
(Player1) grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war. {-5i 3e}
(Player1) wondered how to damage the Godmodder. {3i}
(Player1) played some late-night table stickball with (Player2). {5i 5e}/{5i 5e}
(Player1) ate all of their supplies out of desperation. {-3a}
(Player1) bugged the GM about their post being missed. {-2s -2d -2i -2e -2a}
(Player1) tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails. {-5d -2e -2a}
(Player1) says "Hello Meatbags1" to (Player2) then departs for flubbing the line. {1i}/{1i}
(Player1) Introduces a load of Side Characters. {10e}
(Player1) kills off his Side Characters. {-10e}
(Player1) matrix-dodges an arrow from (Player2), then retreats!. {5d}/{0a}
(Player1) thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real. {3s 3d}
(Player1) saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could. {-10i -5e -5a}
(Player1) had a mental breakdown. {10s -10d -20i -10e -10a}
(Player1) changed allegiances. {4s 5i 2e}
(Player1) typed up a wall of text to kill an entity. {2s 2d 2i 2e 2a}
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) exchange Alchemies. {3i 5a}/{3i 5a}/{3i 5a}
(Player1) plots with (Player2) against (Player3) and (Player4). (Player5) overhears. {4i}/{4i}/{-4s}/{-4d}/{2i}
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6) do a flash mob. {2s 2d 5i 5a}/{2s 2d 5i 5a}/{2s 2d 5i 5a}/{2s 2d 5i 5a}/{2s 2d 5i 5a}/{2s 2d 5i 5a}
(Player1) was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor. {5s 15a}
(Player1) saved (Player2) and (Player3) from (Player4). {5i 3e}/{-5s 5i}/{-5s 5i}/{-5d}
(Player1) tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail. {-5s -5d -2i}
(Player1) uselessly attempted to /ban (Player2). {-1s -1d -1i}/{0a}
(Player1) runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games. {5i}
(Player1) spends their turn attacking (Player2)'s summons. {4s 3d 2i 1a}/{-7e}
(Player1) badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. {-5i}
(Player1) facepalms over goanna's idiocy. {-5i}
(Player1) gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won. {10s 10d 5i 5a}
(Player1) fends off the animatronics with noisemakers. {5a -6i}
(Player1) stays at Wilson's Potion shop. {5i 10a}
(Player1) and (Player2) stays at Wilson's Potion Shop. {7i 12a}/{7i 12a}
(Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) stay at Wilson's Potion Shop. {9i 15a}/{9i 15a}/{9i 15a}
(Player1) is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy. {-2i -2e}
(Player1) dodges the ruins of a Cobalt Shade Corporation Quest. {-1a -1e}
(Player1) awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun. {10s 10d 10i 10e 10a}
(Player1) awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun. {15s 15d 15i 15e 15a}
(Player1) Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork. {10s -5d}
(Player1) Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win. {10d 5i}
(Player1) Challenges (Player2) to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw! {2d}/{2d}
(Player1) Challenges (Player2) to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. {0a}/{0a}
(Player1) tries to kill (Player2) with a table, but they escape. {2s}/{-5s}
(Player1) wonders what the heck is going on with this game. {1i}
(Player1) summons an ultra-complex death entity. {10e}
(Player1) kills an ultra-complex death entity. {5s}
(Player1) bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder. {-5s -5d -5i -5e -5a}
(Player1) ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them. {2s}
(Player1) murdered Hank. Again. {2s}
(Player1) wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time. {1i}
(Player1) comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost. {5a 5e}
(Player1) comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate. {0a}
(Player1) and (Player2) went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods. {3s 3d 5i}/{3s 3d 5i}
(Player1) PMed TwinBuilder to see if their new idea for DTG3 was okay. It wasn't. {-3s -3d -3i -3e -3a}
A projectile whistles past (Player1), but they ignored it. {-3d}
(Player1) has an out-of-body experience. {5i}
(Player1) is starting to feel the fallout... {-5s -5d -5i}
(Player1) was watching when a nuke went off. {-10i}
(Player1) found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup. {5e}
(Player1) grew some mutated tentacles. {10d -10i}
(Player1) is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness. {-10s 20i}
(Player1) found a bulky old suit of power armor and got it working. {15s -10d}
(Player1) got nope'd by the curse of repetition. {-100e}
(Player1) found some cool stuff in a chest. {20a}
(Player1) looted a corpse. {5a}
(Player1) went on a massive alchemiting binge. (Player2) was watching and saw some codes. {30a}/{15a 15i}
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) combined to beat back a mech. {5s 10i 10a}/{5s 10i 10a}/{5s 10i 10a}/{5s 10i 10a}/{5s 10i 10a}
(Player1) caught the X-Plauge. {-15s -15d -15i}
(Player1) was injured by (Player2)'s bow, but managed to escape!. {-8s -5d}/{5d 2a}
(Player1) saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly. {1i}
(Player1) ate some pink berries, and started tripping. {-3s -3d -3i}
(Player1) took some time off from hunting to train. {5s 5d}
(Player1) devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade. {2s 2i 7a}
(Player1) and (Player2) made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies. {2s 2d 2i 2e 2a}/{2s 2d 2i 2e 2a}
(Player1) summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster. {6d 5e}
(Player1)'s entity was killed off by wildlife. {-7e}
(Player1) invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result. {-5e -5a}
(Player1) grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. {-15i}
(Player1) grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it. {+10i}
The memes, (Player1). {-15i}
Red sun over paradise... (Player1) will not forget it. {0s}
(Player1) works on their backstory. {-15d 15i}
(Player1) looked up the necronomicon. {-100i}
(Player1) accidentally downed a potion of assisted suicide. {-100s}
(Player1)'s computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. {-100d}
(Player1) got their inventory jpeg'd. {-100a}
(Player1) managed to **** off the Narrative. {-100s -100d -100i -100a -100e}
(Player1) and (Player2) formed a temporary alliance, each plotting to kill each other. {10s -5i}/{10s -5i}
(Player1) tried to punch (Player2) in the face who dodged into (Player3). {5s}/{10d}/{-10d}
(Player1) ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito. {20s -30i}
(Player1) walked off a cliff and looked down, causing cartoon gravity to take effect and they broke their legs. {-5s -15d}
(Player1) and (Player2) both injured each other in a fight before running off. {-5s -5d -5e}/{-5s -5d -5e}
(Player1) drank a Potion of Strength!. {10s}
(Player1) managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape. {10e}
(Player1) read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits". {5i}
(Player1) beat (Player2) silly with a pineapple. {5s}/{-5s -5d -10i}
(Player1) noticed an extremely rare beetle while falling and forgot to hit the ground. {30d -5i}
(Player1) became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale. {-30s -30d -30i -30e -30a}
(Player1) and (Player2) made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule. {10d 10a}/{10d 10e}
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) sat around a campfire and told ghost stories. {10i}/{10i}/{10i}/{10i}
(Player1) and (Player2) had their entities shipped by (Player3), which was throughly awkward. {-5i -15e}/{-5i -15e}/{5i}
(Player1) insulted (Player2)'s grammar to try and prop up their self esteem. {5s 5d -5i}/{-5i}
(Player1) bought something from Wilson. Advertisement here!. {-5e 20a}
(Player1) spent too much time on the memo. {-10i}
(Player1) and (Player2) had a tea party. {7s}/{7s}
(Player1) and (Player2) made an alliance. (Player3) heard about it and started planning. {15e}/{15e}/{5s 10i}
(Player1) tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file. {-10000i} Yeah, maybe this should be nerfed... a little...
(Player1) drew a strange sigil on the ground, which cursed (Player2)!. {5i}/{-5s -5d -5i}
(Player1) scaled a large tree, then spotted (Player2) who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods. {5s 7d}/{3d -5e -5a}
(Player1) worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!. {10s 10d 10i 10e 10a}
(Player1) had their hacks disabled!. {-10s -10d}
Lethal Events
(Player1) did something stupid and payed the price. {70i}
(Player1) didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati. {70i}
(Player1) bought enough gold to satisfy the Illuminati.
(Player1) stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito. {60s 50d 50i}
(Player1) realized the meaning of life, and suicided to achieve it. {70i}
(Player1) realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living.
(Player1) was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch. {60s 60d}
(Player1) fought off residual bits of the Glitch.
(Player1): "KEEP AWAY!" They have been slain. {70s 70e 70a}
(Player1): "KEEP AWAY!"
(Player1) was run over by our vehicle, the Abomination. {50s 50d}
(Player1) rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination.
(Player1) accidentally hits Ctrl-V, and is promptly killed by the wall of text in their clipboard. {60i}
(Player1) hit Ctrl-V, but only had a little in their clipboard.
(Player1) [DATA EXPUNGED]. {40s 70d 50i 60e 50a}
(Player1) licked their elbow. This somehow killed them. {60i}
(Player1) liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them.
(Player1) forgot to use grammar. {40i}
(Player1) remembered about grammar.
(Player1) was Waluigi'd. WAA. {60s 50d}
(Player1) commits suicide over the newest editor. {70i}
(Player1) managed to contain their rage over the newest editor.
(Player1) read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well. {75i}
(Player1) somehow came out of a bad fanfic alive.
(Player1), will it blend? Yes, they do indeed blend. {55d}
(Player1), will it blend? What? no?
(Player1) smoked weed everyday and died of overdose. {45s 50i}
(Player1) smoked weed everyday and went to drug rehab.
(Player1) was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again. {60i 50e}
(Player1) became engie. {60e}
(Player1) didn't become engie.
(Player1) is messily devoured by a killer rabbit. {75s 75d 1i 60a}
(Player1) had a holy hand grenade for use against the killer rabbit.
(Player1) gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. The Mechora Worm won. {60s 50d}
(Player1) ran away from a Mechora Worm.
(Player1) gets stuffed into a Chica Suit. {60d 50i}
(Player1) checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
(Player1) gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit. {60d 50i}
(Player1) checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
(Player1) gets stuffed into a Foxy Suit. {60d 50i}
(Player1) remembered to check the Pirate Cove.
(Player1) wound up on the wrong end of The Bane. {60d 60s}
(Player1) gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost? {70d}
(Player1) suffers a fate worse than death: Death By Goanna67. {70i}
(Player1) survived Goanna67, but is now scarred for life.
(Player1) is Plauged by EAS tones. They kill him. {50s 60i}
(Player1) had earplugs against the EAS tones.
(Player1) is thrown into the Red sun. It burns!. {60s}
(Player1) is thrown into a physical representation of the MCF Editor. {70s}
(Player1) challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won. {70d}
(Player1) challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros and won!
(Player1) got run over by a car. {65d}
(Player1) dodges a car.
(Player1) is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue. {50i}
(Player1) is run over by an elephant. {50d}
(Player1) dodges an elephant.
(Player1) encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy and gets killed. {60s 40d 50e 50a}
(Player1) encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled.
(Player1) met with a terrible fate, didn't they? {50s 50d 50i 50e 50a}
While getting lost in a forest, something took (Player1) away, never to return. {60s 60e}
(Player1) saw a slender figu- *STATIC* {60d 60i}
(Player1) saw a slender fi- oh no, RUN!
(Player1) was not ready for Freddy. {60d 60i}
(Player1) was ready for Freddy.
(Player1) was ambushed by things that go bump in the night. {50e}
(Player1) was ambushed by heavies that go nom in the night. {50a}
(Player1) was killed by an extremely hostile spycrab. {60s 60d}
(Player1), who saw a light in the distance, went to it and was killed in a forest fire. {50i}
(Player1) decided to not go to that light in the distance.
Bonus ducks for (Player1)!... Oops, they had a heart attack. {60s}
(Player1) was hit by the Moon. {100s}
(Player1) SOMEHOW stopped the moon Majora style! Kudos!
(Player1) praised Dome, and was smote by Helix. {50d 60i}
(Player1) praised Dome.
(Player1) praised Helix, and was smote by Dome. {50d 60i}
(Player1) praised Helix.
(Player1) was blasted into oblivion by a Crockercorp Ship. {60d}
(Player1) was unmade by the Snarl. {50s 60d}
(Player1) throws some paladins into the Snarl instead of themselves.
(Player1) tried to 1V1 the Godmodder and got killed for their troubles. {60s 35d}
(Player1) just injured the Godmodder! Well done.
(Player1) got trapped in the Antichamber. Forever. {60i}
(Player1) navigated the Antichamber with ease.
(Player1) suffered the fate of Kurak!. {999s 999d 999i 999e 999a}
(Player1) just... you... HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?
(Player1) failed to run away. {30d}
(Player1) ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
(Player1) didn't realize that a running demolitions expert outranks everybody. {20i 20d}
(Player1) remembered his Maxims and followed the running demolitions expert.
(Player1) didn't survive the chair to the face. {55s}
(Player1) took a chair to the face, but lived!
(Player1) failed to notice a dart trap, then failed to dodge. {55d 40i}
(Player1) noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it!
(Player1)'s skills, weapons and entities couldn't save him from the Tabletop Army. {45s 40d 30i 45e 40a}
(Player1) managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow!
(Player1) was mauled by a Gaping Dragon, which he mistook for a crocodile. {50s 30i 40a}
(Player1) killed a Crocodile, which he mistook for a Gaping Dragon!
(Player1)'s mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome. {40d 60i 30a}
(Player1) resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC!
(Player1) was crushed by a Mech before they could hack it. {55i 45a}
(Player1) hacked into a Mech before it killed them.
(Player1) was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons. {60s 50i}
(Player1) managed to hold up the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons.
(Player1) starved. The one thing we told you not to do... {65i}
(Player1) made some dragon pie to keep off starvation.
(Player1) realized that he/she could not exist. {60i}
(Player1) insisted that they do, in fact, exist.
(Player1) ascends to the skies, leaving the game permanently. {50i 50e}
(Player1) has died of dysentery. {60s 60i}
(Player1) has not died of dysen- wait what? How is that possible?
(Player1) was caught in a stray Chairnado, and was killed. {50s 40d 40a}
(Player1) managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape!
(Player1) was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs. {30s 60d 60i}
(Player1) easily overpowered [c]haos and caused him to rage-quit again!
(Player1) was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!. {75i}
(Player1) managed to survive the Twitch Hivemind's mind control!
(Player1) got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive. {75e}
(Player1) survived the Massive Battle of Armies thanks to their entities!
(Player1) failed Flumpty's friendship game... {50d 50i 40a}
(Player1) became Flumpty's best friend! Yay!
Welcome to the Strength test, (Player1)... And you failed. {50s}
Welcome to the Strength test, (Player1)... And you passed.
(Player1) didn't defend the elevator cable and fell all the way to the bottom... {60i 60e}
(Player1) beat back Subtus and Supertus and made it to the roots!
(Player1)'s mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web. {100i}
(Player1) didn't even try to understand the convoluted character web.
(Player1) SOMEHOW died to a potted plant. {25s 25d 25i 25e 25a}
(Player1) lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway.
(Player1) spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither. {50s 50d 70i}
(Player1) grinded for wither skulls then claimed a nether star! Too bad they're pretty useless...
(Player1) started playing Cookie Clicker... and never stopped for 64 years. {65i}
(Player1) managed to tear themself away from Cookie Clicker.
(Player1) gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed. {60i 70e}
(Player1) gave their entity lots of background and then made a loophole to keep it alive IC.
(Player1) became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. {60s 50d 60i 40e 40a}
(Player1) became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
(Player1), git rkt m8. {60i}
(Player1) 420 scope-no-quicked their attacker.
(Player1) was caught in a fire, and slowly roasted to death. {60d 40a}
(Player1) managed to flee the fire!
(Player1) had no medical knowledge and bled out. {50i}
(Player1) bandaged their wounds.
Blood Bath events
(Player1) has accquired iAntimak Carbine. {25a}
(Player1) found an interesting journal. {5e}
(Player1) runs off into the distance. {0a}
(Player1) finds (Player2) and fails to do anything. {0a}/{0a}
(Player1) finds the Alchemiter. Sweet! {25a}
(Player1) wonders what the Nether is happening. {0a}
(Player1) narrowly misses (Player2) with an arrow, then keeps running. {-1a}/{0a}
(Player1) prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly. {2s 2d 2i 2e 2a}
The reaper is calling (Player1)'s name!. {-20s -20d -20i -20e -20a}
An arrow whistles past (Player1)'s head. {-3i -3e}
(Player1) and (Player2) grapple over the Banhammer. {35a}/{-5d}
(Player1) finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!. {10a}
(Player1) gets into a long argument with (Player2), ignoring all the supplies. {-5d -5i}/{-5s -5i}
(Player1) finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. {30a}
(Player1) grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees. {30a}
(Player1) grabs Lil' Cal and Curses (Player2) before absconding. {20a}/{-15s -15d}
(Player1) uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War. {25a}
(Player1) undergoes a Split from the stress. {-10s -10d -15i}
(Player1) stole Oryx's shotgun. {15a}
(Player1) made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. {20a}
(Player1) found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave. {10s 10d 10e}
(Player1) stole the Origin Wands. {20a}
(Player1) drop-kicked (Player2) to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though. {15a}/{-5s -5d}
(Player1) spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. {-10e}
(Player1) wished they could play regular Minecraft again. {-2i}
(Player1) attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. {-3s -3d -3i -3e -3a}
(Player1) bathed in blood. {5s 5d -10i}
(Player1) decided to join DTG. Now he's here. {0a}
(Player1) wonders how he got into this mess... {-2i}
(Player1) grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh... {25a}
(Player1) digs a hole and hides! {2s 2d 2i}
(Player1) teleports away at a rapid pace. {0a}
(Player1) stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. {2s 2d -5a}
(Player1) grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest. {10a}
(Player1) does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest. {-2i}
(Player1) died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. {5s 5d -5i -5a}
(Player1) secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start! {20a}
(Player1) somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying. {-5s -5d -5a}
(Player1) uses Timestepping and flees. {0a}
(Player1) looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... {5s -5i}
My own suggestions:
STANDARD
With the help of (Player1), (Player2) hacked into the simulation and boosted all their stats by 10. {10s 10d 10i 10e 10a}/{10s 10d 10i 10e 10a}
(Player1) stole the heart of (Player2). Quite literally. {10s 10d -15i}/{-40s -40d -20i}
(Player1) was turned into a newt. But they got better. {-8s 10d -8i -5e -5a}
BB
(Player1) wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place. {3i}
(Player1) and (Player2) were shipped so fast (Player3) had to break it up. {-10i}/{-10i}/{-5i}
(Player1) thought the system of a cornucopia was unfairly benifiting players who started facing the open end. {2s 2d 2i}
(Player1) had to fight off (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), AND (Player6) with nothing but a spoon!. {10s 10d 5i 5e}/{-2s}/{-2s}/{-2s}/{-2s}/{-2s}
(Player1) was distracted by a very, very shiny coin. {-5s -5d -5i}
(Player1) watched in horror as their entities were slaughtered in the brawl. {-15i -20e}
(Player1) found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice. {20e}
(Player1) died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot. {-10s -10d 5i 5e}
FATAL
(Player1) managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList. {60i}
(Player1) realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it.
(Player1) tried to enter alive.get(this).forceupdate([100 100 100 100 100]); into the code to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them. {70i}
(Player1) realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it.
Wish me luck on this test... yeah, you better or else I'll be sad and won't commentate as well.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
...I feel silly for asking, but what's an AP test?
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
AP tests: Beat this and get college credits(provided you got c or up in the actual class)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Well, good luck on that.
Bloodbath
(Player1) Blamed the cactus {15a -5i}
(Player1) Hugged (Player2) {-10s}/{10s}
(Player1) woke up (Player2) {10i}/{-10d}
(Player1) found and flew away in a helicopter {5s 5d 5i 5e 5a}
(Player1) washed (Player2)'s hands {10i}/{10s}
This signature is meant for educational purposes only. Send no money now. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. To prevent electric shock, do not open back panel. You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from country to country. Not recommended for children under twelve years of age. Batteries not included. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. All rights reserved. Use only as directed. Parental discretion advised. No other warranty expressed or implied. Unauthorized copying of this signature strictly prohibited. Do not read while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. In case of eye contact, flush with water. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not fold, or mutilate. Use other side for additional listings. Shipping and handling extra. No animals were harmed in the production of this signature.
I just realized I have an AP exam next week. (;-_-)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Bloodbath:
(Player1) realized that they needed to become smarter to not die later on, and studied hard. {+20i}
(Player1) realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu. {+20d}
(Player1) realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up. {+20s}
(Player1) realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries. {+20e}
(Player1) realized that they needed more alchemies to not die later on, and duplicated some gear. {+20a}
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Entity-Boosting Events because everyone forgets about them, apparently. Also, more blood for the bloodbath!
Character:
Stan the Mime {30s 60d 25i 30e 5a}
-5 to strength and entities because it didn't add up right. Herp a derp.
Normal:
(Player1) expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude. {10e -5a}
(Player1) managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence. {5e}
(Player1) used a Spoil to summon temporary help. {15e -5a}
(Player1) made a deadly weapon from the corpses of their dead entities. {-5e 15a}
(Player1) unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon (Player2). {-20e}/{-40s -20d -10i -40e}
(Player1) wound up Gender-bent, but exploited the Second Law of Gender-bending like a pro. {-10s -10d 20e}
(Player1) wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment. {-10s -10d -10i}
(Player1) wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender. {10s 10d 10i}
(Player1) wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it. {-10s -10d 20i}
((Being thrust into a new body with new horomones is unlikely to make you healthy, hence why they all gave -10s and -10d))
(Player1) ascended to a new rank on the Godmodding Scale. {12s 12d 12i 12e 12a}
(Player1) rallied the masses to their aid. {15e 10a}
(Player1)'s newest entity was Nerfed. {-10e}
(Player1) ripped off their hand to appease a monster. {-10s 25e}
BB:
(Player1) found a summoning charm. {10e}
(Player1) scored a caged Killer Rabbit. {20e}
(Player1)'s Entities were slaughtered by (Player2) without warning. {-10e}/{5s}
(Player1) managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us. {25e}
(Player1)'s planned Entity was noped immediately. {-15e}
(Player1) had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat! {10i 10e}
(Player1) found blueprints for a Mech. {30e}
(Player1)'s initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...And it worked! {15s 15d 15i 15e 15a}
(Player1)'s initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...But nothing came of it. {-5s -5d -5i -5e -5a}
(Player1)'s initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...And it failed! {-15s -15d -15i -15e -15a}
(Player1) got the keys to the Abomination. {15e 15a}
(Player1)'s charisma convinced several allies to their aid, quickly. {10i 20e}
(Player1) found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities. {15e}
(Player1) convinced the Chibi Serena Statue to lend a little aid. {25s 25d 25i 25e 25a}.
(Player1) did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail. {-40s -40d -40i -40e -40a}
(Player1) grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke. {-10s -22d +40a}
Lethal:
(Player1) Died in a multi-man melee. {40s 60e}
(Player1) Managed to survive a Multi-Man Melee thanks to his allies.
(Player1)'s mind broke from the stress of Exams. {60i}
(Player1) powered through exams.
(Player1) failed to defuse a Relish Nuke in time. {60d 80i}
(Player1) successfully defused a Relish Nuke.
(Player1) stood there and devoured some cheese despite a severe cheese allergy. It didn't end well. {60s}
(Player1) stood there and devoured some cheese despite a severe cheese allergy. Good job.
Revised Lethal:
(Player1) was Erased by the Chibi Serena Statue. {99i 99e}
(Player1) was spared by the Chibi Serena Statue.
No, all you need to do is check the substring for "generate", if you're parsing each value separately...
I can't remember the method off the top of my head though.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Is the sum counted an an long or an long long or yet an double?(I want stats negative enough for having their sum equal to 150)
Talist! What happened to my +100 stat events? I can understand not doing the Author one, as that one's a bit more broken in its own right, but you should at least have the 5 individual +100 stat events since you have the -100s. Having over 100 in a single stat is a little broken, but it far from guarantees survival!
(Player1) got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. {100s}
(Player1) merged with a Glitched-out Metal Sonic. GOTTA GO FAST! {100d}
(Player1) discovered that their survival has been pre-ordained by paradox space. {100i}
(Player1) receives aid from the Preston Cole! {100e}
(Player1) stole the captcha codes for the entire list of Spoils. {100a}
EDIT: Hey amp! You aren't the only one who starts long, awkward pauses!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
>_> And in news everyone's figured out already, I'm going to go as english as I can possibly get.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
@Piono;
Huzzah, another shares my pain! {/embarrassment/amusement/derpitude}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870