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2/20 Zeplines: The Factory will spawn Zeplines. Zeplines can either come in Kamikaze (you know), Fighter (higher health, deals dmg) or Spawner (builds more Zeplines) form.
4/10 Defencive Turrets: 50% damage dealt to factory gets shot back.
Heh, I forgot to write the 3/10 so yea. Here is the fixed post.
I pull out a very large rocket launcher, which fires a rocket with what basically amounts to a hydrogen bomb the size of the fuel cells from the Terminator franchise on the end of it. Due to there being no ammo left, I discard it and fire a normal rocket, a Liberty Launcher rocket, and a Direct Hit rocket, which catch up and result in 4 rockets of varying damage all exploding on Jebot at the same time.
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I fire one bullet at Jebot. The bullet misses, but ricochets off of a vat of acid, which blows apart and pours into Jebot.
7/50
Glider Gun [500,000/500,000hp] [25% armor] [Creates 50 Gliders per update]
Glider [100/100hp] [500 attack]
Armor Plating 5/10
I microwave Jebot's nanobots, burning and melting them, crippling his autorepair, reducing its damage output by 10% and damaging him for 30 000(stacks with that burning acid on his face)
Channeling my energy, Multiple Skyrim Dragons appear. They start blasting energy into me as I turn into Alduin. I open my eyes, and the dragons and I start blasting fire at Jebot.
(Dragons have 20,000 hp each and deal 40,000 damage. I do have a feeling this is to much damage however.)
I pull out a very large rocket launcher, which fires a rocket with what basically amounts to a hydrogen bomb the size of the fuel cells from the Terminator franchise on the end of it. Due to there being no ammo left, I discard it and fire a normal rocket, a Liberty Launcher rocket, and a Direct Hit rocket, which catch up and result in 4 rockets of varying damage all exploding on Jebot at the same time.
4? I only count 3.
25,000 damage to Mech Minecratians
I fire one bullet at Jebot. The bullet misses, but ricochets off of a vat of acid, which blows apart and pours into Jebot.
7/50
Glider Gun [500,000/500,000hp] [25% armor] [Creates 50 Gliders per update]
Glider [100/100hp] [500 attack]
Armor Plating 5/10
I microwave Jebot's nanobots, burning and melting them, crippling his autorepair, reducing its damage output by 10% and damaging him for 30 000(stacks with that burning acid on his face)
You cripple his nanobots for one update. Your microwaves are not powerful enough to do all that.
3/20 Zeplines: The Factory will spawn Zeplines. Zeplines can either come in Kamikaze (you know), Fighter (higher health, deals dmg) or Spawner (builds more Zeplines) form.
5/10 Defencive Turrets: 50% damage dealt to factory gets shot back.
Channeling my energy, Multiple Skyrim Dragons appear. They start blasting energy into me as I turn into Alduin. I open my eyes, and the dragons and I start blasting fire at Jebot.
(Dragons have 20,000 hp each and deal 40,000 damage. I do have a feeling this is to much damage however.)
You blast Jebot for 18,750 damage
Yes, yes that is too much.
You summon one skyrim dragon with much less stats.
Can your forces finish Jeb?
They barely can't.
Unless I attack.
But I won't. Not yet. Because the amount of entities is getting a bit high.
A lot of stuff spawns.
Jebot annihilatory blasts a lot of entities. I don't want to list them.
A Battalion spawns
The Godmodder kills the battalion.
I finish off the Jebot.
Notch is mad, he attempts to send you back to the prison, but Herobrine redirects you to another part of Mojang’s server. A man is waiting for you.
Bounty Hunter: Hello. I have an offer for you. I work with Notch, but I am an independent party. I am currently hunting three targets. Hunt them for me, and I will give you the location of the crystal. You will not find it otherwise.
Target 1: Goblin King
Bounty Hunter: I have received Intel that the Goblin King will be crossing a mountain pass in, with only a medium guard. Notch has some watchtowers in the location. I don’t have the rank to command them, so they will fire on both your forces and the goblins.
The Battlefield
Goblin King [100,000/100,000hp] [50,000 damage] [50% armour] [Guarded by Bodyguards]
Goblin Bodyguard x25 [2,500/2,500hp] [500 damage]
Goblin Archer x50 [1,000/1,000hp] [2,500 damage]
Goblin Warrior x75 [2,000/2,000hp] [1,000 damage]
Watchtower x5 [50,000/50,000hp] [10,000 damage]
The Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Flagship Factory [400,000/400,000hp] [Spawns flagship in 5 updates]
Mobspawner Bomber Flagship x3 [250,000/250,000hp] [25,000 damage] [Spawns a mobspawner bomber in 3 updates]
Mobspawner Bomber x2 [75,000/75,000hp] [Spawns 2 spawners an update]
Spider Spawner x4 [5,000/5,000hp] [Spawns 4 spiders an update]
Creeper Spawner x1 [5,000/5,000hp] [Spawns 3 creepers an update]
Zombie Spawner x10 [5,000/5,000hp] [Spawns 5 zombies an update]
Skeleton Spawner x1 [5,000/5,000hp] [Spawns 4 skeletons an update]
Creeper x0 [500/500hp] [1,000 damage|Kamikaze]
Zombie x50 [1,000/1,000hp] [250 damage]
Skeleton x4 [500/500hp] [500 damage]
Flying Saucer [70,000/70,000hp] [25% armour] [20,000 damage] [50,000 damage|Charge:0/1]
Space Saucer [90,000/90,000hp] [Revives one time with 1 hp] [10,000 damage] [Spawns 1 foo fighter an update]
Giant Robo Medic [50,000/50,000hp] [+20,000hp]
Foo Fighter x1 [2,000/2,000hp] [2,000 damage] [Immune to kinetic damage] [Vulnerable to thermal and electrical damage]
Air Cruiser Saucer x5 [40,000/40,000hp] [15,000 damage to air] [7,500 damage to ground]
Gunner Joe Squad x5 [10,000/10,000hp] [10,000 damage] [75% armour]
Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Special Items
Prankinator [3 update cooldown|0 updates until ready] [Enrages target, causing it to deal 200% damage for one update]
Army of One + Rocket Launcher + Liberty Launcher + Direct Hit
That makes 4.
I pull out an almost stupidly large axe, hold it one-handed, then charge at the bodyguards and swing indiscriminately. A red aura starts glowing around me for some strange reason.
Foo Fighter Upgrade 2/4
They will, don't worry.
Your attacks will deal 25% more damage for 2 updates]
500 posts!
All of our entities get healed up considerably.
If they attack after the enemy, I guess you can summon them.
They won't live to attack though, I mean... 1,200hp...
15,000 damage
They are already healed.
Hmm... I say just one more, 5 posts.
All entities and I deal a whopping 560,875 damage to Jebot 5000
Stuff spawns
Jeb annihilatory blasts 14 eternal saucers and the Warthogs.
Minecraftian Battalion summoned
Nanobots nano.
The Godmodder spawns 10 zombie spawners.
The Battlefield
Jebot 5000 [214,125/750,000hp] [Engie will deal 25% more damage for 1 updates] [Guarded by Minecraftians]
Attacks:
Annihilatory Blast [150,000 damage]
Explosive Radius [15,000 damage to all PG entities]
Insta-Repair [+75,000hp]
Abilities:
Nanobots [+30,000hp an update]
Console Commands [Godmodder cannot attack Jeb]
Heavy Plating [25% damage resistance]
Minions:
1 Mech Minecraftian Battalion/ update [75,000/75,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Mech Minecraftian Battalion x1 [75,000/75,000hp] [25,000 damage]
The Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Flagship Factory [400,000/400,000hp] [Spawns flagship in ` updates]
Mobspawner Bomber Flagship x2 [250,000/250,000hp] [25,000 damage] [Spawns a mobspawner bomber in 3 updates]
Mobspawner Bomber x3 [75,000/75,000hp] [Spawns 2 spawners an update]
Spider Spawner x0 [5,000/5,000hp] [Spawns 4 spiders an update]
Creeper Spawner x1 [5,000/5,000hp] [Spawns 3 creepers an update]
Zombie Spawner x12 [5,000/5,000hp] [Spawns 5 zombies an update]
Skeleton Spawner x1 [5,000/5,000hp] [Spawns 4 skeletons an update]
Creeper x0 [500/500hp] [1,000 damage|Kamikaze]
Zombie x10 [1,000/1,000hp] [250 damage]
Flying Saucer [70,000/70,000hp] [25% armour] [20,000 damage] [50,000 damage|Charge:0/1]
Space Saucer [90,000/90,000hp] [Revives one time with 1 hp] [10,000 damage] [Spawns 1 foo fighter an update]
Giant Robo Medic [50,000/50,000hp] [+20,000hp]
Foo Fighter x2 [2,000/2,000hp] [2,000 damage] [Immune to kinetic damage] [Vulnerable to thermal and electrical damage]
Eternal Cannon Saucer x1 [20,000/20,000hp] [35,000 damage] [5% chance to deal 100,000 damage]
2D saucer x1 [20,000/20,000hp] [20,000 damage] [75% dodge chance]
Air Cruiser Saucer x5 [40,000/40,000hp] [15,000 damage to air] [7,500 damage to ground]
Gunner Joe Squad x5 [10,000/10,000hp] [10,000 damage] [75% armour]
Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Special Items
Prankinator [3 update cooldown|1 updates until ready] [Enrages target, causing it to deal 200% damage for one update]
I pull out a very large rocket launcher, which fires a rocket with what basically amounts to a hydrogen bomb the size of the fuel cells from the Terminator franchise on the end of it. Due to there being no ammo left, I discard it and fire a normal rocket, a Liberty Launcher rocket, and a Direct Hit rocket, which catch up and result in 4 rockets of varying damage all exploding on Jebot at the same time.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
NOW
7/50
Glider Gun [500,000/500,000hp] [25% armor] [Creates 50 Gliders per update]
Glider [100/100hp] [500 attack]
Complipedia
Captain Crits:2/50
I microwave Jebot's nanobots, burning and melting them, crippling his autorepair, reducing its damage output by 10% and damaging him for 30 000(stacks with that burning acid on his face)
Foo Fighters 2/5
Captain Crits:3/50
Channeling my energy, Multiple Skyrim Dragons appear. They start blasting energy into me as I turn into Alduin. I open my eyes, and the dragons and I start blasting fire at Jebot.
(Dragons have 20,000 hp each and deal 40,000 damage. I do have a feeling this is to much damage however.)
4? I only count 3.
25,000 damage to Mech Minecratians
All additions are bad! 1.7.3 is the last real version! Adventure update ruined Minecraft!
25,000 damage to Mech Minecraftians
You finish the Mech Minecraftians
You cripple his nanobots for one update. Your microwaves are not powerful enough to do all that.
Umm... what?
You blast Jebot for 18,750 damage
Yes, yes that is too much.
You summon one skyrim dragon with much less stats.
Can your forces finish Jeb?
They barely can't.
Unless I attack.
But I won't. Not yet. Because the amount of entities is getting a bit high.
A lot of stuff spawns.
Jebot annihilatory blasts a lot of entities. I don't want to list them.
A Battalion spawns
The Godmodder kills the battalion.
I finish off the Jebot.
Notch is mad, he attempts to send you back to the prison, but Herobrine redirects you to another part of Mojang’s server. A man is waiting for you.
Bounty Hunter: Hello. I have an offer for you. I work with Notch, but I am an independent party. I am currently hunting three targets. Hunt them for me, and I will give you the location of the crystal. You will not find it otherwise.
Target 1: Goblin King
Bounty Hunter: I have received Intel that the Goblin King will be crossing a mountain pass in, with only a medium guard. Notch has some watchtowers in the location. I don’t have the rank to command them, so they will fire on both your forces and the goblins.
The Battlefield
Goblin King [100,000/100,000hp] [50,000 damage] [50% armour] [Guarded by Bodyguards]
Goblin Bodyguard x25 [2,500/2,500hp] [500 damage]
Goblin Archer x50 [1,000/1,000hp] [2,500 damage]
Goblin Warrior x75 [2,000/2,000hp] [1,000 damage]
Watchtower x5 [50,000/50,000hp] [10,000 damage]
The Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Flagship Factory [400,000/400,000hp] [Spawns flagship in 5 updates]
Mobspawner Bomber Flagship x3 [250,000/250,000hp] [25,000 damage] [Spawns a mobspawner bomber in 3 updates]
Mobspawner Bomber x2 [75,000/75,000hp] [Spawns 2 spawners an update]
Spider Spawner x4 [5,000/5,000hp] [Spawns 4 spiders an update]
Creeper Spawner x1 [5,000/5,000hp] [Spawns 3 creepers an update]
Zombie Spawner x10 [5,000/5,000hp] [Spawns 5 zombies an update]
Skeleton Spawner x1 [5,000/5,000hp] [Spawns 4 skeletons an update]
Creeper x0 [500/500hp] [1,000 damage|Kamikaze]
Zombie x50 [1,000/1,000hp] [250 damage]
Skeleton x4 [500/500hp] [500 damage]
Flying Saucer [70,000/70,000hp] [25% armour] [20,000 damage] [50,000 damage|Charge:0/1]
Space Saucer [90,000/90,000hp] [Revives one time with 1 hp] [10,000 damage] [Spawns 1 foo fighter an update]
Giant Robo Medic [50,000/50,000hp] [+20,000hp]
Foo Fighter x1 [2,000/2,000hp] [2,000 damage] [Immune to kinetic damage] [Vulnerable to thermal and electrical damage]
Air Cruiser Saucer x5 [40,000/40,000hp] [15,000 damage to air] [7,500 damage to ground]
Gunner Joe Squad x5 [10,000/10,000hp] [10,000 damage] [75% armour]
Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Special Items
Prankinator [3 update cooldown|0 updates until ready] [Enrages target, causing it to deal 200% damage for one update]
Once you take out the king, the wave is over
That makes 4.
I pull out an almost stupidly large axe, hold it one-handed, then charge at the bodyguards and swing indiscriminately. A red aura starts glowing around me for some strange reason.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Foo Fighter Upgrade 3/5
8/50
Glider Gun [500,000/500,000hp] [25% armor] [Creates 50 Gliders per update]
Glider [100/100hp] [500 attack]
Complipedia
NOW
Captain Crits:4/50
Glider Gun [500,000/500,000hp] [25% armor] [Creates 50 Gliders per update]
Glider [100/100hp] [500 attack]
Complipedia
YES ITS GONNA BE FINISHED NEXT TURN
Foo Fighter Upgrade 4/5
NOW