Alright, I was trying to wait until the 1000th pageclaim was available (as I'm sure is everyone else who's viewing the page and thinking they're being all original and secretive), but I don't have anything planned that would be epic enough, and if we don't get it soon then Twin's gonna get the 1000th pageclaim, so...
I use the power of that long rant to hit the Terror Guardian or the Croach! Whoever's alive!
And if it happens to be mine, I reserve the right to come back in time and act in it, taking a turn afterwards to come back.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
4/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)
4/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)
Granger drinks an potion of sunshine and an potion of moonlight. Then she fires the Antipolar autobow into the croach. This time she does not forget to charge the Nucelar Elementalbow. (Charges 1)
5/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)
5/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)
Granger eats super hot chilli and starts spewing fire uncontrollability, she runs into the vord to burn them instead of her equipment. Nucelar Elemental bow +1 (Now 2)
Huh. We actually did it. No post today because I'm working on drawings, but I felt like taking some time to address this fact. DTG2 is the most popular Destroy The X game on this forum, having beaten out Destroy the Tower 150 or so pages ago. This is... This is pretty cool. We've come a long way, huh?
Huh. We actually did it. No post today because I'm working on drawings, but I felt like taking some time to address this fact. DTG2 is the most popular Destroy The X game on this forum, having beaten out Destroy the Tower 150 or so pages ago. This is... This is pretty cool. We've come a long way, huh?
Grats all!
I then throw a special 1,000 page party!
I even invite the Godmodder!
==Somewhere Else, that Isn't Elsewhere==
The party begins! ((Yeah, this is just a bunch of nullpost celebrate-y things. That doesn't preclude awesome happening.))
I place a party hat on HEX's ant bowl.
/partynull
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN TWO=
>PARTY!
=CHARGE=
-9 / 50- Genesis
-3 / 10- Lil Chub
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I continue lifting the BRASS KNUCKLES.
( 3 / 6 )
If I can do other actions while lifting them, I create a CHAIR-BATTERING RAM and send it straight into the Taken Terror Guardian / Hive Queen.
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Greyhold ignites into a blaze of multicolored light! Flaming party streamers occasionally tumble off the walls, and music emanates from it at rather obscene pitches!
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WOOP!!! 20K posts! If you include the legacies of BTG, the first DTG and tvtropes, we're at 31 thousand. That's a lotta posts.
@amp: I think it is, I don't think he's given us two different weapons with the same name yet. And yes, if it turns out they're one and the same, I expect your weapons factories to be mass producing those stupid things. Provided they can come up with some system to keep ammo fed into the bloody things.
On the battlefield, Hank decides to move onto making people a bit safer, so he pulls out a rapid-fire rocket launcher and unleashes a massive wave of homing rockets at the vord knights to keep enemies out of the air.
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same as this one
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Charges: 7/50 + 20/50, +2 to Stronghammer because why not
I charge forward and juggle some Keepers with At No Expense.
And by juggle, I mean the PVP tactic where you run forward constantly hitting and relying on the knockback to prevent counterattacks. It can work really well and get you accused of hacking if you can pull it off right.
Winded: 75% Use extra plating for +20k HP
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
*Advertisement* If you're not using your assists (which many aren't), why not buy something at the Emporium? You'll get some potions for free (because right now the assists are going to waste) and you might help something cool happen in the future.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (1$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (3$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (3$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Also, I believe I gave Diablo to Netpatham, but he doesn't seem to have taken it. So, its back in the shop. Its a level 7 weapon, cheep. Anyone want it? maybe? Essentially free upgrade? no?
Also, to celebrate 1k pages, some RP stuff! It actually gets pretty deep at the end.
Wilson looks at Diablo and starts giggling randomly. There was happiness in the air, right now of all times. Seems so strange. He thought back to all his memories, including why he actually made this weapon in the first place. It was oh so long ago. People had started asking for more weapons. Unfortunately, he had forgotten about that. But anyway, he actually made this weapon with a person in mind, someone who might buy it. This person had no better weapons, so Wilson thought it would be nice to make something with him in mind. The person seemed to enjoy the Nether, so that influenced the design. Sadly, they probably never noticed the weapon was intended for them. Can you guess who it was?
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.
.
No, not Maniac. All this time, Diablo was actually intended for Ellavagod. Anyone remember him? Wilson thought back to him, that brash person. How he tried to take over the Godmodder's role and how Wilson had actually challenged him to a fight. Heh... this was the nice thing about not fighting so much. It made the memories shine more. Without fighting all the time, it let some moments become real, fond memories rather than drown in the endless sea of battle.
ahh... "The happiest memories are of moments that ended when they should have,". Now where did I hear that... But yes, the best memories are of specific moments. We can't force them to live on too long. Maybe that's one of the basic reasons so many people fight. They're trying to get their memories and glory to go on for as long as possible. Maybe that's why I fell compelled fight as well. I hate the idea of being forgotten, and so I feel like I need to push my memories to live for longer. But who was it... umm... Thomas Campbell said "To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die,". Maybe I can live in a heart we leave behind. Hopefully the key to that heart is charm, and not sheer strength.
Potion of Burning O0O Extended Potion of cuts = ??? done
+1 whatever that made
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = Potion of takeover done again
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 7/11
> Alchemies
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (5/8)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (4/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (4/6)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 17/36 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: The Celebratory 1000th Page All-In
(If the Taken Terror Guardian is dead, I target the Hive-Queen with this attack instead.)
I use as many of my alchemies as possible in a rapid combo to celebrate 1000 pages:
I begin by forcibly rotating the R face of Disaster's Speedcube, causing the R face to complete itself, causing bolts of fire to rain onto the Taken Terror Guardian. I then jump to the side and pull out the M134 Arcticbomber and arcticbomb the Taken Terror Guardian. Although this does nothing besides shooting a bullet into the Taken Terror Guardian, it's for completeness. I then pull out Chemostriker, the Windowed Sword and the Nuclear Powersaw and cut up the Taken Terror Guardian into eight pieces because seriously, it's not a Cobalt mega-attack without cutting something up into a number of pieces which is a power of two. I then jump to the first part and scream "THIS IS FOR YOU, CS188!!" while firing the Billy Bazooka at the first part. I then switch to the Plumsgun and the Billy Textscrambler and give the first eighth a good Rosenation and an even better Billyization. I then take out the CM10 and the Remington 420 and take the second eighth on a memetastic cubing adventure, and by that I mean I just pump it full of memes and concentric bullets. I then move on to the third part. I then take out the Deleter and its predecessor the Kill Screen and pump the third part full of viruses for completeness. I then feed the third part a hamburger from the Dinner Blaster, giving it morbid obesity, diabetes and heart disease that is so potent it destroys the third part in an explosion of gory unhealthiness.
I then move on to the fourth part, which I assault with the power of radiotoxicity. Wielding the Unicoder, I connect a U+2622 ☢ RADIOACTIVE SIGN to a U+2933 ⤳ WAVE ARROW POINTING DIRECTLY RIGHT. I then take the Unicoder and zap it at the fourth part, which is given a high dose of gamma radiation. I then fire polonium-210 bullets from Element's Maker, polonium-294 bullets from Toxicide, ununoctium-294 bullets from the Synthetic Sprayer and Chernobyl bullets from the Screenfreezer. The last one has no radiation effects, but does go with the theme. The fifth part is then assaulted by me dual-wielding Chemostriker and the Windowed Sword. I cut it into four sub-parts because subdivision-ception is awesome. I then pull out the Chlorine Combuster and burn one part with chlorine trifluoride and dissolve a second with fluoroantimonic acid. I then switch to Notch's Smiter and smite the third sub-part and give the fourth thirty-second from the fifth eighth Lassa fever and the Really Nooby Virus, Biological Edition. With the sixth eighth, I stick the Bioterrorism USB into it and it immediately gets every biological virus ever known. I then roll one of my eight octets, specifically Jegus' Octet at it, then give it another biological virus. Although this one is more of a molecular virus, but anyway I shoot it with SCP-409 from the Sharpener and the Snapper just after shooting it with SCP-009 from the M134 Heatfreezer.
For the last quarter, which just so happens to have previously been joined to each other on one side, I fire the Kill Screen and the Deleter at the seventh part. I then spray fluoroantimonic acid on it with the M134 Acidsprayer. I then generate 50,000,000 digits of e with the e-machine and wrap the remains of the seventh part in the printout. I then throw the seventh part into the air and blow it up with the Billy Bazooka. The eighth part is given ebola, Lassa fever and Crimean-Congo hemorrhagic fever, dissolved by fluoroantimonic acid while on fire due to chlorine trifluoride from Chemocide. Finally, I use telekinesis and some other sort of magic to merge the damaged Taken Terror Guardian back together in a scrambled way, similar to a scrambled shape-modded 2x2x2 Rubik's cube. However, the first part has been blown up, the second part is riddled with bullets, the third part is now in pieces from the fatsplosion, the fourth part is irradiated, the fifth part is in four pieces, two of which are completely burned/dissolved, one of which is diseased and one which has been smited by Notch, the sixth part is made of SCP-409, the seventh part is blown into pieces and the last part is dissolved. Basically, only slightly over a quarter of it is intact. Pulling out the Constellate Pointer and Celestial Might, I aim for the star ε Redstonis with the Constellate Pointer, putting the grenade on a trajectory for 2 meters in front of the restored Taken Terror Guardian. I then fire Celestial Might at the Taken Terror Guardian twice. The first shot hits the falling grenade, blasting it directly into the Taken Terror Guardian along with the second shot. Finally, I perform the finale. If you've been keeping track, the only non-dice alchemy left is my Testwriter. So naturally, I write up the world's deadliest and longest test for the Taken Terror Guardian. It is so long each question would overflow the character limit on Minecraft Forum 40,000 times, and there are 50,000 questions all of which involve the Taken Terror Guardian dying a gruesome death, usually after getting humiliated in various ways. Finally, I use Combat Operandi: Holy Smite on the Taken Terror Guardian, or if there are not enough Sacred Items or Holy Smite is not an offensive attack, I use Battle Technique: Chemodrop Lv. 10: Chemopocalypse.
> Author's Note
Is this on the Erelye level of length yet?
Bug Spray && Widow's Inferno = X-Arachnicide 3/7
Bringer && Life Essence = Lifebringer 2/8
+2 to Irecreeper
Simply, I meme the TTG.
X-VIRUS 3/20
X-PLAGUE 3/30
X-EXTINCTION 3/40
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I use the power of that long rant to hit the Terror Guardian or the Croach! Whoever's alive!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
34/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
> R. K.: Riddling the Guardian (Queen if dead) with lasers!
> K4yne: Slicing up the Guardian (Queen if dead) with netherarria.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
And if it happens to be mine, I reserve the right to come back in time and act in it, taking a turn afterwards to come back.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Animatronic Head && Zapinator 3/?
4/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)
4/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)
Granger drinks an potion of sunshine and an potion of moonlight. Then she fires the Antipolar autobow into the croach. This time she does not forget to charge the Nucelar Elementalbow. (Charges 1)
INVENTORY
Medic Bot: Finished!
Quest to defeat Denizen: 11/25 I then fall to my knees, exhausted....
Ultra Jump: 2/3 I take off into the air!
I take a guitar and smashhhhh! The crouch!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Animatronic Head && Zapinator 3/?
5/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)
5/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)
Granger eats super hot chilli and starts spewing fire uncontrollability, she runs into the vord to burn them instead of her equipment. Nucelar Elemental bow +1 (Now 2)
INVENTORY
Huh. We actually did it. No post today because I'm working on drawings, but I felt like taking some time to address this fact. DTG2 is the most popular Destroy The X game on this forum, having beaten out Destroy the Tower 150 or so pages ago. This is... This is pretty cool. We've come a long way, huh?
Grats all!
I then throw a special 1,000 page party!
I even invite the Godmodder!
==Somewhere Else, that Isn't Elsewhere==
The party begins! ((Yeah, this is just a bunch of nullpost celebrate-y things. That doesn't preclude awesome happening.))
I place a party hat on HEX's ant bowl.
/partynull
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null
{Yes, these are special-purpose firework nukes, not just repurposed heavy munitions.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
>PARTY!
=CHARGE=
-9 / 50- Genesis
-3 / 10- Lil Chub
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I continue lifting the BRASS KNUCKLES.
( 3 / 6 )
If I can do other actions while lifting them, I create a CHAIR-BATTERING RAM and send it straight into the Taken Terror Guardian / Hive Queen.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
/null
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
@amp: I think it is, I don't think he's given us two different weapons with the same name yet. And yes, if it turns out they're one and the same, I expect your weapons factories to be mass producing those stupid things. Provided they can come up with some system to keep ammo fed into the bloody things.
On the battlefield, Hank decides to move onto making people a bit safer, so he pulls out a rapid-fire rocket launcher and unleashes a massive wave of homing rockets at the vord knights to keep enemies out of the air.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Unknown Entity: 4/50
Staff of the Cosmic Whole && X.M.D. Sword = Blade of the Cosmic Whole (LV. 8): 9/9
I'll be making my great escape now!
I charge forward and juggle some Keepers with At No Expense.
And by juggle, I mean the PVP tactic where you run forward constantly hitting and relying on the knockback to prevent counterattacks. It can work really well and get you accused of hacking if you can pull it off right.
Winded: 75% Use extra plating for +20k HP
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
*Advertisement* If you're not using your assists (which many aren't), why not buy something at the Emporium? You'll get some potions for free (because right now the assists are going to waste) and you might help something cool happen in the future.
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (1$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (3$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (3$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Also, to celebrate 1k pages, some RP stuff! It actually gets pretty deep at the end.
Wilson looks at Diablo and starts giggling randomly. There was happiness in the air, right now of all times. Seems so strange. He thought back to all his memories, including why he actually made this weapon in the first place. It was oh so long ago. People had started asking for more weapons. Unfortunately, he had forgotten about that. But anyway, he actually made this weapon with a person in mind, someone who might buy it. This person had no better weapons, so Wilson thought it would be nice to make something with him in mind. The person seemed to enjoy the Nether, so that influenced the design. Sadly, they probably never noticed the weapon was intended for them. Can you guess who it was?
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.
.
No, not Maniac. All this time, Diablo was actually intended for Ellavagod. Anyone remember him? Wilson thought back to him, that brash person. How he tried to take over the Godmodder's role and how Wilson had actually challenged him to a fight. Heh... this was the nice thing about not fighting so much. It made the memories shine more. Without fighting all the time, it let some moments become real, fond memories rather than drown in the endless sea of battle.
ahh... "The happiest memories are of moments that ended when they should have,". Now where did I hear that... But yes, the best memories are of specific moments. We can't force them to live on too long. Maybe that's one of the basic reasons so many people fight. They're trying to get their memories and glory to go on for as long as possible. Maybe that's why I fell compelled fight as well. I hate the idea of being forgotten, and so I feel like I need to push my memories to live for longer. But who was it... umm... Thomas Campbell said "To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die,". Maybe I can live in a heart we leave behind. Hopefully the key to that heart is charm, and not sheer strength.
Potion of Burning O0O Extended Potion of cuts = ??? done
+1 whatever that made
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = Potion of takeover done again
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 7/11
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (5/8)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (4/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (4/6)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 17/36 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: The Celebratory 1000th Page All-In
(If the Taken Terror Guardian is dead, I target the Hive-Queen with this attack instead.)
I use as many of my alchemies as possible in a rapid combo to celebrate 1000 pages:
I begin by forcibly rotating the R face of Disaster's Speedcube, causing the R face to complete itself, causing bolts of fire to rain onto the Taken Terror Guardian. I then jump to the side and pull out the M134 Arcticbomber and arcticbomb the Taken Terror Guardian. Although this does nothing besides shooting a bullet into the Taken Terror Guardian, it's for completeness. I then pull out Chemostriker, the Windowed Sword and the Nuclear Powersaw and cut up the Taken Terror Guardian into eight pieces because seriously, it's not a Cobalt mega-attack without cutting something up into a number of pieces which is a power of two. I then jump to the first part and scream "THIS IS FOR YOU, CS188!!" while firing the Billy Bazooka at the first part. I then switch to the Plumsgun and the Billy Textscrambler and give the first eighth a good Rosenation and an even better Billyization. I then take out the CM10 and the Remington 420 and take the second eighth on a memetastic cubing adventure, and by that I mean I just pump it full of memes and concentric bullets. I then move on to the third part. I then take out the Deleter and its predecessor the Kill Screen and pump the third part full of viruses for completeness. I then feed the third part a hamburger from the Dinner Blaster, giving it morbid obesity, diabetes and heart disease that is so potent it destroys the third part in an explosion of gory unhealthiness.
I then move on to the fourth part, which I assault with the power of radiotoxicity. Wielding the Unicoder, I connect a U+2622 ☢ RADIOACTIVE SIGN to a U+2933 ⤳ WAVE ARROW POINTING DIRECTLY RIGHT. I then take the Unicoder and zap it at the fourth part, which is given a high dose of gamma radiation. I then fire polonium-210 bullets from Element's Maker, polonium-294 bullets from Toxicide, ununoctium-294 bullets from the Synthetic Sprayer and Chernobyl bullets from the Screenfreezer. The last one has no radiation effects, but does go with the theme. The fifth part is then assaulted by me dual-wielding Chemostriker and the Windowed Sword. I cut it into four sub-parts because subdivision-ception is awesome. I then pull out the Chlorine Combuster and burn one part with chlorine trifluoride and dissolve a second with fluoroantimonic acid. I then switch to Notch's Smiter and smite the third sub-part and give the fourth thirty-second from the fifth eighth Lassa fever and the Really Nooby Virus, Biological Edition. With the sixth eighth, I stick the Bioterrorism USB into it and it immediately gets every biological virus ever known. I then roll one of my eight octets, specifically Jegus' Octet at it, then give it another biological virus. Although this one is more of a molecular virus, but anyway I shoot it with SCP-409 from the Sharpener and the Snapper just after shooting it with SCP-009 from the M134 Heatfreezer.
For the last quarter, which just so happens to have previously been joined to each other on one side, I fire the Kill Screen and the Deleter at the seventh part. I then spray fluoroantimonic acid on it with the M134 Acidsprayer. I then generate 50,000,000 digits of e with the e-machine and wrap the remains of the seventh part in the printout. I then throw the seventh part into the air and blow it up with the Billy Bazooka. The eighth part is given ebola, Lassa fever and Crimean-Congo hemorrhagic fever, dissolved by fluoroantimonic acid while on fire due to chlorine trifluoride from Chemocide. Finally, I use telekinesis and some other sort of magic to merge the damaged Taken Terror Guardian back together in a scrambled way, similar to a scrambled shape-modded 2x2x2 Rubik's cube. However, the first part has been blown up, the second part is riddled with bullets, the third part is now in pieces from the fatsplosion, the fourth part is irradiated, the fifth part is in four pieces, two of which are completely burned/dissolved, one of which is diseased and one which has been smited by Notch, the sixth part is made of SCP-409, the seventh part is blown into pieces and the last part is dissolved. Basically, only slightly over a quarter of it is intact. Pulling out the Constellate Pointer and Celestial Might, I aim for the star ε Redstonis with the Constellate Pointer, putting the grenade on a trajectory for 2 meters in front of the restored Taken Terror Guardian. I then fire Celestial Might at the Taken Terror Guardian twice. The first shot hits the falling grenade, blasting it directly into the Taken Terror Guardian along with the second shot. Finally, I perform the finale. If you've been keeping track, the only non-dice alchemy left is my Testwriter. So naturally, I write up the world's deadliest and longest test for the Taken Terror Guardian. It is so long each question would overflow the character limit on Minecraft Forum 40,000 times, and there are 50,000 questions all of which involve the Taken Terror Guardian dying a gruesome death, usually after getting humiliated in various ways. Finally, I use Combat Operandi: Holy Smite on the Taken Terror Guardian, or if there are not enough Sacred Items or Holy Smite is not an offensive attack, I use Battle Technique: Chemodrop Lv. 10: Chemopocalypse.
> Author's Note
Is this on the Erelye level of length yet?