Pseudoironic Sunrise is go. Wait no not enough damage yet. BINARY!!! I summon the Sunsetter with DOUBLE MIDNIGHT, pull out the Octoroon Rangoon and the Umbral Ultimatum, and execute a x3 SONG REFRANCE COMBO into Binary's eye, violently jabbing the weapons into his pupil.
Suddenly, my self from the future appears and warns me that Goanna67 is coming with inappropriately-sized images and ridiculous attacks. Armed with this knowledge, I build an ANTI-GOANNA67 TURRET. What this turrret lacks in standard firepower, it gains in eradicating any and all traces of the person it is used on, as well as any proof they ever existed. It will auto-lock onto any stray Goanna67s that appear and UTTERLY ANNIHILATE EVERY TRACE OF THEIR EXISTENCE WITH THE THOUSANDS OF OCTOROON RANGOONS STORED WITHIN.
I also pull out my Sparklers and use them to revive Talist.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 7/11
Shirtarangs >Fine 1/4
The White Wand 3/10
Element's Ender && SCP-2046 1/?
If whoever made that blocks the previous alchemy:
The Screenfreezer && Bioterrorism USB 1/?
Unicoder && Warded Victus Jar 1/?
I begin to fly in the air and recite another incantation.
Suddenly, a burst of various elements appear, ranging from hydrogen to uranium as well as some other semi-fictional elements such as australium.
Some of the atoms merge into various organic chemicals that merge with the injured but alive players, healing them. More elements combine to form tissue and other things critical to human life, healing the players further. Finally, the metallic elements merge to create alloys, which then merge with the players' armor, strengthening the armor of the players. Finally, a burst of various highly radioactive elements, including those from other universes (such as those created by SCP-2046) form golems similar to SCP-2300 (but bigger). The Plutonium Golem assaults Binary with plutonium-based nukes, while the Ununoctium Golem transforms Binary's hard light projector into ununoctium (this ignores where the projector actually is), causing it to decay. The Polonium Golem force-feeds polonium-210 to Binary, which somehow damages him because it is magic polonium that poisons EVERYTHING. The Hydrogen Golem merges with the other light golems to form a large star and slams into Binary at relativistic speeds! Finally, all the golems merge into MENDELEEV'S ULTIMATUM! Mendeleev's Ultimatum blasts beams of pure elements at Binary which attack him also at relativistic speeds! Finally, they sap every photon of Binary's hard light and transform them into pure life energy! It splits into one piece for each living player, healing the living players! Finally, the Ultimatum assaults Binary with the power of over a million chemical elements from various universes with atomic numbers ranging from -3977 to 1449303, along with every compound! This is a scientist's dream! Finally, Mendeleev's Ultimatum unleashes the power of every element and compound's deadly powers - everything from flerovium to SCP-2046-███ to UNITIИium to australium to SCP-2046-██ trioxide to fluoroantimonic acid! The power of every chemical element and chemical compound severely injures Binary with the power of chemistry! After that, Mendeleev's Ultimatum turns into chunks of chemical elements. All the deadly ones end up inside Binary's hard light avatar, destroying it with radiation and other deadly properties.
Ranch Dressing Bottle && L. Ranch Dressing Elemental && Ranch Conglomerate && Henson Essence = Ranchia (Level 10: 11/11) Rancharus would be proud.
Back to your reguarly scheduled Pionoparody. Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies && Captcharoid Photo of Richard (who has a severed left arm, which works for the element as Lefty proves) = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 5/8)
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 2/9)
I attempt to get a Captcharoid picture of Binary, the Glitch surrounding the area, and the orchid tentacles that support the platform we're on.
I use the Sparklers Generic gifted to me on Gutza1, reviving her.
Then, I proceed to use my newest Combat Operandi on Binary, Caledcrash. I draw Caledfwlch, presuming it's required for the attack.
RANCHIA: A bottle of Ranch Dressing that glows with the light of heaven. The purest ranch dressing ever to be seen in the universe. Wow.
Scissors || Nail Clippers && L. Severed Left Pinky Elemental && Severed Left Pinkies && Godmodder Captcharoid = The Godshears (Level 50)
You expend 6 Elf Tears and Hog Slop to invoke the command.
You equip Caledfwlch, which begins to glow with a red light. The energies of time surge throughout it, giving it godlike strength! You flashstep up to Project Binary, raise the sword, and slam it down into his surface! The sword wedges itself inside of him, the golden energy of creation weaving throughout him. It begins to damage him, and he also becomes shifted out of time due to Caledfwlch's powers! Finally, the energy releases itself in a massive explosion! Caledfwlch flies out of Project Binary, broken. Darn. 30,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
I whip out Forge's Light, and slap Binary with it! I slap her so hard, she flies all the way into the sun! The minecraft sun is an infinite square, so she's flying through an infinite amount of sun! After 2 hours I take pity on her and teleport her back to me, where I use HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO: LEVEL 10-TWITCH SHOT!
10,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO - TWITCH SHOT
You equip all of your bows and, not even looking at Project Binary, fire all of their arrows! They all shoot straight through Project Binary's hard-light projector and cause an explosion! Then, confident with your abilities, you go rapid-fire with all of your bows, watching as they pierce straight through him! 20,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
=ACTION=
I use the POWER OF THE FEZ, and harness it into a single, powerful sphere.
I launch it out at B1nary, and time seems to stop to all the other players.
In this short period of time, I unleash a huge attack!
I pull out the REDSTONE BOWand quickly unleash a large volley of shots at B1nary. I then quickly pull out the SEMI-AUTOMATIC RED RIFLE and 360-noscope B1nary's eye! After unloading it, I smash it into his eye, and pull out the BOOM-STICK scope, which I fire a few times into his eye. I then fire the ANTIMATTER BAYONET into B1nary, causing a huge explosion! Next up comes the RADIOACTIVE SNOWBALL GUN and the IRRADISTONE SNOWBALL GUN, which are both unloaded into B1nary. Tossing them aside, I then ex-equip the GOLDEN SNOWGUN and the ICKY SNOWGUN, which I smash together, causing a huge icy burst to come out and freeze B1nary. I then pull out HEAVEN'S STAFF and rain holy beams from the heavens, sundering the glitch. I then channel my ENDER-MAGIC and summon the HAND OF PEARL and the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE! I constantly teleport around, slashing B1nary! After one last teleport, I cast both my weapons aside (the Enderdragon's Scythe falling towards B1nary) and produce the TEA HEART CONTAINER, which I promptly drink. Next out of hammerspace comes THE DOKTOR'S TEA SET, which I fire at B1nary, creating a beautiful star pattern in his eyeball. THE AILEN'S TEASET is auto-selected and fired into B1nary in the same fashion as the previous weapon. I then pull out EVEN IN DEATH and unload several shotgun bursts into B1nary. To end off this combo, I jump into the sky and pull out THE OTHER SIDE, which by using the POWER OF THE FEZ, unleashes a huge world-clearing laser towards B1nary.
And that should deal some serious damage.
(Hopefully.)
I use SUNRISE on Binary, seeing as it's been wasting away in my Combat Chest and it feels close to Binary's defeat. If Binary isn't at low enough health yet, I cut a vertical tear in its eye with the Sunsetter, then fill the gap with the extremely pointy Shirtarangs I have on hand. If Binary is at 30 million health or lower at this point, I use SUNRISE.
As a gesture of good will, I heal Erelye with my Sparklers, then duplicate all of TheLordErelye's items and give them to Erelye, because I have sympathy for the story of a Lord dethroned.
Dark Knight Armor && Cascade Armor (Nightfall Armor) 8/11
Shirtarangs >Fine 2/4
The White Wand 4/10
You level Daybreak at Project Binary, ready to finally use this Combat Operandi! It hums with power, electricity arcing through it! Project Binary turns to look at you, and the Glitch sends tendrils off to corrupt the attack! However, your fellow players help you, slicing through the Glitch themselves to give you a clear shot! You lean back, and... You fire.
Hah. Let's just say that my computer exploded horrifically, the editor decided to screw with my posts, and the profanity detector chose to pick up asterisks, banning my other account from posting in a public thread until Thursday, to simplify everything. Now, assuming you were telling the truth in the PM with my account on my currently defunct computer, I can get back to business.
Squid Pro Quo Ink? Now I merely need to find some area of the Void explicitly focused on feathers, and I will have Tectrixcaliber. A glorious task indeed.
Regardless of my current state, I heal Flare with the Golden Sunsticks. Personally, I think he should get to kill Binary.
Directly afterwards, I draw the Hazel Wand in a particularly dramatic, but swift, fashion.
You may attack me... you may raze my temporality... but obscuring the last divination tools I possess is the final offense.
I promptly jab the Hazel Wand in Binary's direction. A dark aura of tentacular auric Nightmare Fuel ignites from the wand, spreading down the length of the thing, and across my body as well, streaming off of the two in a relatively orderly fashion. Golden creation energy spirals down the length of the Wand once more, incapable of mixing with the energy of the Furthest Ring. Sparks of violet energy leap from the tip of the wand, as usual, but slightly brighter, as if one were energizing a weapon with pure Vis. Sadly, I am not nearly powerful enough, nor is the Lord-Archmage Nartheon himself, to make every aura node in existence bow to my will now in a manner akin to however Nimble did it. Therefore, I shall go for a far more destructive approach. With a quick spell, hundreds of spikes make of fused Refined Bedrock and Voidmetal burst out of Binary's every orifice, inviting other attacks in a slightly gruesome manner. Theoretically, I could kill him now with slightly more effort, but that would assuredly trip the OP Scale. Anyhow, my focus drifts back over to the Hazel Wand, which is so called because it is no longer made of hazel wood, and is only a wand if one observes it to be one. The extent of its abilities far surpass my own. A few spells should help kill this abomination, at the very least. The voices within the wand wish for me to do quite a few things, I assure you. The multiple auras, swirling around me, begin to pulsate in an eldritch manner. I arc the Hazel Wand downwards, a grim look plastered upon my face. Immediately, a large amount of aubergine Visink bursts from the tip of the wand, splattering across the surface of the platform. The almost-fused creation and eldritch energies begin to grow brighter, reflected in the pool of Visink. Instantaneously, a burst of light erupts from the rod in heretofore unprecedented amounts, surpassing that of a star, minus the deadly radiation and heat. Looking away from the epitome of primal wand foci-modification to protect my eyes, I twitch the Hazel Wand around, moving the... light towards Binary. It streaks around at the speed of... light, searing into the corneas of any foolish or brave enough to peer at the clearly deadly point of precision and arcane power. The luminescent point plows straight through Binary, taking with it nigh-unlimited amounts of creation magic and eldritch sorcery. Shockwaves of potency radiate from the strike. When I look back, I see a brilliant, shimmering pearl before my vision, as well as the clearly slightly more damaged Binary. I slip the Primordial Pearl into my inventory, and leap to the side abruptly, casting The Blot as I do so, firing into Binary with the Blotspitter.
Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies && Captcharoid Photo of Richard = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 6/8)
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 3/9)
I quickly transform into the mightiest form I possess, using the power of creation that liberally rains everywhere to allow me to bypass the utterly ridiculous energy requirements, attempting to annihilate Binary once and for all. I call upon the immense power deep within my soul, buried within myself, and unleash it. This causes me to transform into something so ridiculously big that, before the metamorphosis begins I leap off the platform and use the power of creation to create a new, much bigger one. The result to everyone appears as a massive ball of light that, had the oracles not been blinded by Binary, would have had no chance to understand the form I take. That, and everyone doesn't want to see what it is anyway so they can imagine what I just turned into. The massive orb of light rushes into Binary, and henceforth what I do to him is obscured. When I come back, if he's not already annihilated, Binary is horribly wounded. I then make the entirety of the massive orb of light that envelops me fire off a beam of massive light, making it seem like the orb has suddenly stretched into Binary, enveloping him once again. The scorch marks say all that needs to be said on the matter. Then, Binary just randomly takes multiple cuts, this time without any contact with the sphere itself, yet still with it as the source. Finally, the light dissipating, I quickly send the newly-created platform on a collision course with Binary, which explodes in a furious blackness.
I then teleport back above the platform, the light fading. I have an audacious grin on my face-it's obvious I enjoyed my brief stint as...Whatever it was. Not wasting time, I perform Improptu Caucus, hoping to finish him if I already haven't.
I teleport the second Inky Door back to Grayhold as well. No need to keep it here. Its purpose was achieved, possibly.
I heal Flare with the Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot. He needs it, and I do not want to go back to the safetext method, which will probably occur if he dies.
Anyhow, I unsheathe Fill 'Em with Midnight, and immediately energize it with pure creation majyyks from the FEZ. I redirect the gamma particles being emitted from it towards Binary. The blade begins to emit a glowing yellow-orange color commonly exhibited by a Scratch Construct. Slowly, my hand drifts towards the spade on the sword, but stops and inch above it. No need for that -yet. Instead, I focus, and several Miniature Green Suns materialize before me, illuminated in their glory. Without a doubt in mind, I telekinetically force them together, merging them into a slightly larger Miniature Green Sun. This thing, for all intents and purposes, is magnificent. I cannot consider any other elements of magic capable of overriding it, and I know every discovered one. Regardless, the miniature star appropriates itself to the new gravitational forces acting upon it, and then begins to expand, growing to a slightly larger size, before being pulled in by its own gravity. I plunge Fill 'Em with Midnight into the model star, and use the inherent abilities of the blade to absorb all the energy. The yellow-orange is then accompanied by green flames. Of course, you do not expect me to use a melee attack, right? That would be suicide. Speaking of suicide... I telekinetically embed a Suicide Seed in Binary, stopping anybody from entering the area of effect. After the reaction subsides, I grip the hilt of Fill 'Em with Midnight more tightly, anxious about this testing of my abilities in particular. Abruptly, I lunge to the ground, sinking my sword into the platform. As per my knowledge, I will not have to perform a melee attack. The golden energy and green flames extend across the surface of the platform, leaving the other players inexplicably unharmed. Just before the two energy types reach the edges of the platform, I swiftly draw Fahrenheit -451, and utilize the abilities it possesses to create a bridge of magifrost unmelting to Binary. The twin sorceries race across the bridge, weaving betwixt each other exuberantly. I place Fahrenheit -451 back in my inventory, and sink Fill 'Em with Midnight even deeper into the platform, causing the waves of power to accelerate. Directly as the shockwaves are about to strike Binary, my thumb slips onto to spade, activating the 'special attack' this weapon possesses. A wave of pure darkness erupts from the blade, streaking past everyone at nearly the speed of light, striking Binary exactly when the other two attacks do, all infused with creation majyyks. I de-equip Fill 'Em with Midnight.
???: I look at the damage done to the Level 7777 sentry, then slowly turn back to look at Binary.
{NEVER. TOUCH. MAH. STUFF.}
Power gathers around my form, then suddenly, parts of my aura begin to vanish, as if small areas of the universe were being ripped away from the rest. As a matter of fact, that is precisely what is happening. Need to make room for some things, after all. Once a suitably large amount of universe has been ripped apart, I suddenly disappear. Seconds later, two extremely power metal tendrils impale through the hole I made in the universe, then pull outwards, allowing me to enter back in, but with appearances not being so much of a concern anymore.
{ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN I CAN DO THIS.}
A twisted landscape of metal rises up, engulfing the Level 7777 sentry, then warps. Tendrils coil around the battleground, yanking holes open into Oblivion. True Oblivion. The nothingness. Oblivion, in a sense, cannot be perceived by normal beings. They cannot imagine nothing. What they imagine is their interpretation of nothing, and that is not truly nothing. Players who want their sanity to remain intact, I suggest not looking right now, since trying to comprehend Oblivion is impossible for most of you. One tendril reaches through an area, then forces open a hole near Binary, before dragging him into Oblivion. What is inside Oblivion, you might ask? Nothing. There is nothing, no matter what. See nothing, hear nothing, smell nothing, feel nothing. Not even omniscient beings can perceive Oblivion. Being in there, it is like being dead. Oblivion does not have a space, or a time, so Binary gets dragged through Oblivion at an unknown speed, for an unknown time. He could have been there for a second, or for an eternity. He could have been slowly drifting across Oblivion at a leisurely pace, or been yanked to the speed of light. There is no way of telling, for Oblivion is nothing, and trying to measure it is a fruitless endeavor. Once out the other side, which took at most 10 seconds on our end, I decide to not be the twisted landscape of metal much longer. Otherwise I risk driving everyone insane.
{EVER BEEN NOWHERE? WELL, NOW YOU HAVE.}
Back to my previous form, I then partially eat Binary, just to do physical damage on top of the existing Nothingness that I subjected him to earlier, and also because I can.
Real world, undisclosed location: The drone comes up on a door, and scans it. Yep, this leads to the roof. But the door is locked, and I need a key. Hold on, no I don't. I can just smash the door down!... Wait, this door is alarmed too. Smashing it down will clue the guards in on my presence. I continue sneaking around the facility, looking for the key to the roof access door. Thankfully, the guard patrols are few and far between, so I can explore with relative ease. Eventually, I come across a room that apparently contains every key, including the one I need. Hold on... Also locked and alarmed, although locked differently. I'll need a specific card, carried by certain high-ranking guards...
The Mainframe: Entity body at 15% complete. Stage 1 at 12% complete. Project Manhattan at 0% complete. binarypower.pwr 60% downloaded. I should write a fanfic. But perhaps when the circumstances are less... urgent. When's intermission 3 coming up? After Binary dies, or is there going to be some stuff beforehand?
Element's Ender && SCP-2046 2/?
If whoever made that blocks the previous alchemy:
The Screenfreezer && Bioterrorism USB 2/?
Unicoder && Warded Victus Jar 2/?
ACTION: SPRITING-FORMATTING FRENZY #01:
I shoot Binary with the Screenfreezer, Arcticb❄mbing his system and causing a copy of CIH to corrupt his BIOS. I then carve a USB slot in his body with Chemostriker while spraying c✽rrosive acids at him and stick the Bi USB in, giving him even more viruses. I then dual-wield Toxicide and the Snapper and fire them in every mode - fluoroantimonic acid, chlorine trifluoride, eb☣la, Lassa fever, Marburgvirus, polonium-294, SCP-009 and SCP-409 - directly at Binary. Finally, I sᴍɪᴛᴇ Binary with the power of Notch (he already has electronic Lassa fever) using Notch's Smiter. Finally, I edit his code with the Unicoder and add 🏦 emoji and 文 East Asian ideographs to every file in his system, corrupting them even further in the process. Finally, I saw through his entire body with the Nuclear Powersaw.
I also refute my taking damage from Netpatham by pointing out that he said "nap" and not "bap". Therefore, he, instead of bapping me and dealing 1 damage, napped in the newly erected Elsewhere Hard-Light Hotel, owned by me and created with his old Hard Light Disruptor-Projector. This healed him by a few HP.
Hank looks around him.
Typical.
Hank pulls out some of his larger weapons. Although Hank isn't directly gaining power from the Fez, it seems that the improbability energy gets more aggressive the more the Fez's power radiates out, achieving the same effect.
Battle Technique: Improbable Lvl 10: Homicidal Universe
Hank unleashes another wave of improbability energy into Binary, Binary once again moves to intercept it. Binary notices right as its too late to block that there is something heading for him...
A blue whale.
The whale slams into Binary at high speed, and is then followed by a large boat from the other direction, a cadillac from behind, a copy of the Wright Brothers' plane, an anvil made up of smaller anvils, a large model of a small mountain, a small model of a large mountain, a very large radio playing remixes of Dr. Doofenshmirtz screaming "Curse you Perry the Platypus!!!!", a number of guns, gun of numbers, a statue of Ikea, a very confused alternate GLaDOS, an even more confused current Binary, a large collection of top hats, the Titanic, the Titanic again which crashes into the first causing them to both descend into Binary in a flaming ball of death), a different Titanic (which also crashes), a Russian missile silo (which does explode upon hitting Binary), and a red matter explosive that neatly cleans up the entire attack after Binary has taken as much damage as possible from everything else.
Hank looks down at his hands...
I... I have to admit I didn't expect that.
I think I'm going to stick with regular attacks for now. Hank levels his ion cannon at a rather confused Binary. OMINOUS HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM A massive laser erupts from the barrel, smashing into binary, then going out the other side, then rounding back around into Binary and punching out the side again, doing this several times until Binary looks like the center of a 2D atom sprite.
I heal Flare with my mind. What? I have nothing else. Unless you wish for me to wrap his entire body in Honey Poultices, I have nothing. Actually, I do that as well.
Also, Generic, I don't think this is cause for concern. I really appreciate the help, but Twin was playing a joke on me, unless he is a liar. A rather amusing joke, at that.
At this point, I doubt I need to protect myself. Binary shall be slain by the end of this turn, and likely by Sunrise. Or perhaps an oracle to the face.
So, this is it. Act 3, finally over.
I launch what will probably be my final attack in this Act. As such, it is time to go all or nothing. I draw the Hazel Wand. Suddenly, several objects warp into existence. And, by several, I mean most of my arsenal. I immediately levitate my 113-Ball, still pulsating with an english aura, into the air, muttering multiple incantations regarding the manipulation of the folds of reality, and the infusion of every single weapon in my arsenal with creation majyyks. I promptly raise the Baroqueback Bowtier into the air, and strike the 113-Ball in a manner akin to a true advocate of table stickball/pool. The ball accelerates faster than the speed of sound, striking Binary with an unpleasant crunch that was not the billiard ball cracking. In a flash of violet light, the ball disappears, directly after bouncing off of Binary. I place the cue and the billiard ball back into my inventory. Next, I draw Quasar's Nightcrawler, as well as the Conclave Window Pane, reinforced with esoteric sorcery and blocked from external manipulation by any other than myself this time around. Firstly, I spin the scepter around in a circular motion, watching as the light is sucked in around it. Around Binary, a particularly sinister ring of void energy has formed in the exact same pattern I created. I abruptly pull Quasar's Nightcrawler in whilst repeating the circle. Suddenly, the ring of void collapses inwards, towards Binary. Fissile void sorcery mixed with creation majyyks entails for a particularly explosion reaction in this case. An explosion strong enough to reduce an asteroid to a fine-grained dust erupts from Binary's center, tearing into him. Regardless of whether this worked, I utilize the residual power of the Window, firing beams of pure demonic suffering into Binary, fused with the power of Yggdrasil. I place these two back in my inventory as well, still leaving a fair amount of alchemies around me. Exactly twelve, I think, some momentarily borrowed from Amp. I hope you won't mind. I will return them as soon as possible. Anyhow, I grip the Hazel Wand, and activate the White Ring as an afterthought. This time, the runes upon the ring glow with a faint yellow as well as the traditional white. I direct the Hazel Wand at Binary. The entire thing is obfuscated in a glow of amethyst as I prepare a series of spells. After a few seconds, I am obscured by the amethyst aura as well, standing there, a figure covered in opaque violet light, wand in hand. The only visible thing through the aura are the runes of the White Ring. Arcane muttering emanates from my person, clearing the auric barrier easily, despite my soft voice.
Upon the speech of the esoteric words, reality bends to my will, a grand storm of deep gray clouds forming, and blazing about me, aubergine lightning striking randomly, though missing all the players. The violet aura can be seen through the thick clouds, amazingly. Quite clearly, I summoned the storm with the White Ring, and empowered it with my Grimdark abilities. Anyhow, a bolt of Grimdark lightning suddenly forks over to the left, and strikes Binary. Upon this possible signal, I begin to levitate into the air, storm following suit, water pouring from the clouds incessantly. I extend the hand bearing the White Ring, stretching the individual fingers apart. Entropy breaks through the fabric of reality, piercing into Binary. Oddly enough, large spheres of water appear, having been transmuted from air, apparently. Back in the eye of the storm, I levitate, floating in a specific spot. I grip the Hazel Wand, still coated in a pure violet aura emitting phosphorescent light of obscene calibers. Then, I extend my Ring bearing hand to the side, and the storm races across GodCraft, covering the entire server in unquenchable thunderstorms, a forecast which I particularly enjoy, and have even before the Grimdark debacle. Anyhow, I cease levitating, and streak towards the ground, leaving a violet trail akin to a comet. However, this does not last long. I strike the platform upon which the players reside almost instantly, having accelerated at the speed of light. I point the Hazel Wand at Binary, and fire a singular blast of violet energy. A single monolithic amethyst blast rivaling the Life Orb in width, and exceeding it by far in length. The violet energy is supplemented by occasional flickers of Nightmare Fuel and eldritch energy, a minor bit of energy I obtained from casting Maelstrombound, which is a thing that just occurred, by the way. The pure potency of this single blast causes vats worth of Flux Gas to leak to the heavens, floating up for eternity. I deactivate the White Ring, and put the Hazel Wand away. Now, we have the final alchemies. I peer at the twelve, each one clearly denoting one of the beta trolls. Anyhow, I raise a hand slightly, and the twelve levitate into the air, practically resonating with potential energy. I close my eyes for a brief moment, trying to sense the final bit of power needed for this task. I find it, and begin. I wave both of my hands, forming a sort of circle, if one were to look carefully. Then, I stare at each of the alchemies individually. Streams of energy akin to Vis being drawn from a node float into the circular area designated. I pull out the Primordial Pearl I grabbed earlier, and levitate it into the area I defined. As I look at each alchemy individually, the stream connected to it changes color. Burgundy, fudge, mustard, candy red, olive, jade green, teal, cerulean, indigo, purple, violet, and fuchsia, respectively, each representing one of the beta trolls. The potent... stuff that flows into the Pearl causes it to grow slightly larger. I grab the sphere, and briefly watch it resonate with the colors of the hemospectrum. Then, I hold it in my hands. Momentarily, I am obscured by a sphere of teal light. When it clears, I am dressed in the garb of a Mage of Mind. Despite not actually needing the stuff for my abilities, the momentary change in wardrobe. Small amounts of the twelve different types of energy flow from the Pearl into my body, energizing me with them. For later. Anyhow point it at Binary. I teleport it directly from one hand to the other, waiting. After a few seconds, I unleash the power. A blast of nigh-unlimited power emanates from the pearl, pulsing into Binary at a standard rate for ten minutes, not relenting until it runs out of energy, and implodes. For ten minutes, the pearl focuses the power of twelve heroes, and twelve mythological aspects, into a destructive blast. When the pearl finally implodes, I teleport Amp's alchemies back to him, and place mine back into my inventory. Finally, I relent on my storm of arcane power, having hopefully reduced Binary to a smoking heap of protoplasmic matter. Sensing minor (possibly mistaken) relief, I proceed to fire a final blast, my opaque aura leaking away into it, and disappearing. An arcane blast resonating with enough energy to compress VY Canis Majoris into a neutron star. The pure eldritch power to slightly lessen the eternal hunger of the Other Gods for several centuries, perhaps. The flames of infinity incarnate. Now, I relent. In a manner akin to a Wardrobifier, my god tier clothing is replaced with my normal violet robes as I stare at the results of my attack, a slight grin upon my face.
I use the Enderdragon's Scythe to carve a huge 2 into Binary's eye.
I then heal Flare.
ArachnichairComplete!
Potion of Restoration Complete!
Potion of Night complete!
Dagger && Wand
Dagger && Sickle
Ivy Whip&& SCP-1100 && Life Fruit Also, I really like those sprites, Cobalt.
+2 HP to Flare Flames!
ARACHNICHAIR: A standard office chair that has eight mechanical spider legs attached to it. Using a built-in joystick, it will move around to its user's command.
POTION OF RESTORATION: Upon use, raises the user's max HP by 1.
POTION OF NIGHT: Upon use, inflicts the user with the horrible nightmares of the dreaming dead. Best used as a splash potion.
I make Binary take some school finals. I tell her they're coming up in a week. She panics and begins studying, staying up all night for 7 nights in order to study. But then she falls asleep during the test, and of course fails. When she takes the retake, she becomes so stressed that she EXPLODES.
And then she fails the test,
THIS TOTALLY ISN'T RELATED TO REAL LIFE OR ANYTHING
==Actions==
It seems like there is nothing left to do but either attack or wait.
==If Binary is alive==
I shoot Binary with iAntimak, then I heal Flare flames. Bender shoots Binary with his Nanomag Glober.
==If dead==
Lothyra appears in the black void again.
Oh no. NOT AGAIN!
All of a sudden, a whirlpool of colors surround Lothyra. She sees...
A beautiful green forest, with tall coniferous trees. On the treetops a village made of wooden houses and rope bridges stands. Her birthplace. The last refuge of her people (or so she thought). A less weary Lothyra steps out of one of the homes and heads down to the forest floor. She runs to a patch of grass, pulls out a remote, and types in a code. All of a sudden, the patch retracts, forming a metal staircase leading into the ground. She runs in, and the door close behind her.
She enters a large room with walls of Nanogel-reinforced steel. It is packed with all sorts of technological equipment, mostly pertaining to the prototyping of gadgets. It is lit by a large light in the roof. A sign on the wall reads, "Workshop", and hallways leading to other rooms can be found on the walls, with signs above them reading, "Supercomputer Room", "Biology Lab", "Entertainment Center", "Chemistry Lab", "Tokomak", and "Cyclotron". One one of the worktables lies a half-complete gun. She has been trying to create a plasma weapon for a while. The main issue she has been facing is trying to create a carbon-nanotube battery to store enough energy to power it. She goes to a computer terminal and starts working on her projects.
Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies && Captcharoid Photo of Richard = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 7/8)
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 4/9)
If Binary, somehow, isn't dead yet, I perform Ignition, the Battle Technique, on him.
I unleash Casting Crowns on Binary. Let's finish this.
I then bisect Binary with blades of blue light bursting from the big array I built, which then burst into big booms.
I then pull a Mythbusters explosion montage. ALL the Mythbusters' explosions ever to happen, happen to Binary. And put Binary in the most dangerous place to be. The target, in fact.
I forcibly use what little remains of my captured Life Energy to repair Flare, then simply stand in front of him with a massive shield, absorbing hits!
"Y'aint gonna die on my watch, not if I can help it."
All charges progress!
Erelye may borrow my six Eldritch Beta Troll Alchemies for what remains of Act Three!
Darn it. I hate typos. Oh well. That is in fact a good idea, but...one Projector==1 4-walled structure, by my reckoning. Get building, buddy. Or you can borrow my array. It ought to be able to handle one of those.
/null
Anywho, I duplicate a seventy-bajillion Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector array thrice, give one to Cobalt because he seems to want one, disassemble one of them, and proceed to set up each and every projector to shield the holder of the FEZ.
The third unleashes a hail of bullets on the scale of the FULL Maelstrom of Lead chain attack against Binary. The bullets explode on contact with Binary and only Binary. If they hit anything else they dissipate harmlessly.
I then activate an unused Lvl 10 Battle Technique against Binary. I also set up the Projector-Disruptor Array to mirror my actions. It can handle 10 of me at once. Math it.
==if I am alive==
Antimatter Nuke Station: 11/11 Complete!
Fusionmak Nanorifle: 8/11
Antigrav Diamondboard -c Small Rocket Engine: 4/4 Complete!
==Actions==
Now all I have to do is paint it pink...
She then alchemizes (Antigrav Diamondboard -c Small Rocket Engine) -c Pink Paint = Amy's Hoverboard.
Now I shall start work on the main spaceship. Also, Diamond Nanogel was just to satisfy her. I'll use good old carbon from now on.
She pulls out a RETRO SPACESHIP HULL (the ones from the 50's that were oval shaped) and alchemizes Retro Spaceship Hull -c Carbon Nanogel.
==If Binary is alive==
If the Antimatter Nuke Station is not a one shot, Lothyra fires it against Binary. If it is a one shot, Lothyra Duplicates it (x10), then fires it at Binary. Bender then shoots Binary with his Nanomag Glober.
==if I an dead==
A couple of hours later, Lothyra walks outside to take a break. Sometimes she felt like playing a computer game, but not now. She is standing in a meadow when her hidden arm-mounted PDA/mobile computer/ smartphone thingy held by a band started flashing.
What now?
She looks at her device. It is flashing an alarm. On its screen, a warning was displayed.
WARNING! LARGE ARMY INBOUND FOR HOME BASE!
Oh no.
She presses a button on her PDA. It is displaying footage from cameras. What seems to be a large fleet of red spaceships were heading straight for her home. She ran as fast as she could back. She knew that the village's mages were no match for this technologically advanced fleet. Once she reached her base's secret entrance, she ran to a computer. She had created a program just in case the village was threatened. She opened the program. A GUI depicting the village and surrounding woodlands with red dots scattered throughout appeared. She clicked a button on the UI, setting the state to code red. All of a sudden, around the forest, railgun turrets deployed from their scry-proof locations. The fleet was now five kilometers away from the village. For a couple of moments, everything was still. Like the calm before a storm. Then on of the Crockercorp Drones shot a turret. The turrets reciprocated, and soon there was an all out firefight in the woods. The ships and drones were taking down the turrets, but the turrets were equally destructive. It was a stalemate until a larger ship emerged from the chaos. It was charging up a powerful railgun... and aiming it a Lothyra's base. Such a weapon could easily penetrate the ground and destroy the place she had worked in for decades. Lothyra tried to run to the deepest place possible, but then she saw from her arm-mounted PDA that the ship had shot. However, due to maybe a malfunction, fate, or something else, the shot didn't hit her base. Instead, she watched in horror as it destroyed the village right above it. Her home, her race (or so she thought), was gone.
ANTIMATTER NUKE STATION: A massive station with a single huge barrel, fit to store an Antimatter Nuke. It has a control panel to guide where the nuke will impact. Once you've set that, you'd best run.
ANTIGRAV ROCKETBOARD: A modified version of the Antigrav Diamondboard powered by rocket technology.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I shoot duty calls' railgun at binary
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC Binary
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x19, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Duty Calls, Gib Typhoon
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Duty Calls > Fine 3/11
Gib Typhoon > Fine 3/11
I ask what these two alchemies will make.
Duty Calls > Fine = Ghosts of War (Level 10: 3/11)
Gib Typhoon > Fine = Gib Armageddon (Level 10: 3/11)
(if the Antimatter Nuke Station is a one shot) Antimatter Nuke Station Duplication: 2/9
==Actions==
==If Binary is alive==
Lothyra shoots Binary with iAntimak. Bender shoots him with Nanomag Glober.
==if I am dead==
Lothyra ran aboveground, as if some part of her brain didn't believe what just happened. She saw the crater that had formed where her village once stood. It seems like the shot had blasted the trees and ground, but did not penetrate to her base. She fell on her knees and cried. While mourning, she was pondering herself. She realized that she had been slowly sliding down the slippery slope. First it started with lust. She was starting to get proud in the bad sense of the term. In a couple of decades, she would be corrupt and nasty. She became disgusted at herself. However, a voice then spoke.
Lothyra.
What? Who's there?
You have witnessed a great tragedy. However, it may be a chance for you to start over. If you are able to come to grips with yourself, you may start walking on the path of redemption. However, that path will be long and hard. I already foresee a moment when you shall become intoxicated. Goodbye for now.
Wait, don't go!
Lothyra then picked herself up. The path to redemption my be long and hard, but by golly, she had to try! She picked up all the equipment in her base that she could carry, and began walking to an unknown destiny. She still had many trials yet to come.
Back in the void, the vision ends. The familiar white sphere then carries Lothyra away back to the world.
Element's Ender && SCP-2046 3/?
If whoever made that blocks the previous alchemy:
The Screenfreezer && Bioterrorism USB 3/?
Unicoder && Warded Victus Jar 3/?
>ACTION: PRIME TIME 1-100
I slam the following (or replicas of the following) scaled up 100,000 times at relativistic speeds into Binary at various angles:
a giant digit 2, a block of polyvinyl chloride (recycling code 3) painted to look like a ridiculously large ME Molecular Assembler Chamber, an osmiridium statue of Johnny 5, a replica of the USS Seven, a copy of the spaceship used in the Apollo 11 mission with all propulsion mechanisms replaced by giant tacos, a baker's dozen (13) of statues of bakers, every issue of both the American and Japanese magazines for teenage girls titled Seventeen (17), the unincorporated community of Nineteen (19) in Kentucky, the A23 road between London and Brighton, the SM U-29 U-boat used by the Austro-Hungarian Navy made of depleted uranium, a massive chunk of gallium (atomic number 31), the planet Kepler-37b, a .41 caliber firearm cartridge, the star 43 Persei, several thousand non-functioning AK-47s made of an alloy of #Y0L05W4Gite and australium, the star 53 Piscium scaled down 20 times and made out of bismuth crystals, a TI-59 modified to function as a computer keyboard, a P-61 Black Widow, NGC 67 except made of a giant chunk of coal, a piece of rope encased in mendelevium following the path of I-71, a Pizza 73 store, an M79 grenade launcher with half the components replaced by non-functional manyullyn replicas, a Bell XP-83 jet fighter painted purple, the minor planet 89 Julia horizontally reversed (as in a chiral molecule) and finally the entirety of British Columbia Highway 97 made of technetium.
Great. I leave for one day to work on some animation. ONE DAY and look what happens. Although, I was at 1 HP, so whatever. I was planning on having Wilson's second signature attack today, but oh well. Do I just wait a turn? You did say "Critical Condition", so maybe I have to be healed or something. In that case, go Wilson!
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 60$ _ Wilson's charges A: 9/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x13 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x3 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of Cats Eye x1 (2$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
+2 Potions (if this action is allowed, these are used to refuel the items used)
Wilson bandages Flame Flames and administers a Potion of Ambrosa to me. He is about to jump back into cover, but pauses for a moment and looks back to my kneeling form. S- Strange... that player... I don't think I've seen him much but... Looking at him gives off waves of... nostalgia? maybe? What Wilson didn't know was that I was the one who actually summoned him. That, and he comes from my ancestor's territory.
Note: twin, aegis informed me that he's lost interest in DTG. I will carry on the bit that was resting on him in his absence. But this does mean something...
Need to hand out his spoils. I'm not going to take one because, you know, rabid roleplaying, but the spoils available are:
The Prism
The Inferno Servo
Also, looking back, pit hasn't been very active, and this may just be my occasional blindness, but I think leon and zerithos have disappeared for a bit. Not saying we should put leon or zerithos's items up for sale, but does anyone know where they are?
I'm going to deal with the redistribution of Spoils at a later (but soon) date.
THEN I FIRE MY maltec_interventionbytes at the glitch
70 attack damage +50 antivirus bonus attack + -1 junk (everyone's computer is less slow now)
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy Project Binary!
Project Binary is defeated! The Glitch recedes... All of the server's stats raise back up to full percentage as the Glitch loses its grip on GodCraft! The corruption and influence of the powerful abomination fade to dust...
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.
Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.
Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
As the Glitch's massive quantity of corruption is systematically deleted from GodCraft and order is restored, Project Binary loses his hold on the Glitch. His massive spherical form detaches from the main branch of corruption and flickers weakly. A swirling vortex forms around him as his sphere blinks out of existence entirely. Exiled back into his serpent form, Project Binary begins descending through Elsewhere, badly damaged, coming to a stop where the platform used to be.
All of you assemble in a ring around him, staring him down intensely. Menacing clouds begin to form around you and the remainder of the Glitch, the Fez's energy still permeating around the entire arena. What's left of the Glitch has merged into a giant blob that hovers ominously over Project Binary, somehow keeping him alive even when his HP has reached total nothingness.
Project Binary begins to speak, his lights turning on again, extremely dimly. He speaks, and it appears that he is addressing the Godmodder.
BINARY: R1CHARD. 1 D0 N0T HAVE MUCH T1ME LEFT. 1 W1SH T0 TELL Y0U 0NE TH1NG. 0NE F1NAL TH1NG. BINARY: THERE 1S GREAT P0WER 1N Y0U. TERR1FY1NG P0WER. M0RE THAN EVEN Y0U KN0W. BINARY: Y0U ARE CAPABLE 0F M0RE THAN TH1S. WAST1NG Y0UR TALENTS 0N A GAME. BINARY: Y0U HAVE THE P0WER. THE P0WER T0 RULE 0VER AN ENT1RE UN1VERSE 0F ACTUAL PE0PLE. N0. A TR1FECTA. BINARY: 1 0FFER Y0U A CHANCE. J01N ME. T0GETHER, WE C0ULD ACC0MPL1SH S0 MUCH M0RE 1N A WEEK THAN WHAT Y0U HAVE D0NE 1N TW0 YEARS. TH1NK 0F THE P0SS1B1L1T1ES. BINARY: Y0UR P0WER 1S S0 GREAT THAT Y0U HAVE AN ENT1RE W0RLD 0N Y0UR HEELS. Y0U ARE RESP0NS1BLE F0R MY CREAT10N. THAT AL0NE 1S A TESTAMENT T0 Y0UR P0WER. TH1NK 0F WHAT Y0U C0ULD D0 1F Y0U WENT FURTHER.
The Godmodder hovers up to Project Binary. He rests on the top of his head.
GODMODDER: ...Someone asked me to do that, a long time ago. And I accepted. GODMODDER: The only difference is that he didn't try to kill me before offering his help. And you did. GODMODDER: So to that, I have only one thing to say to you.
He equips his Banhammer, which begins to charge with red energy.
GODMODDER: Get the hell out of my server.
In a single strike, the Godmodder's Banhammer completely disintegrates Project Binary's form! Cracks spiderweb throughout his surface as he shines with a devastating white light, beams of energy spiraling out of him. One of his fangs detaches from himself and hurtles through the air. Generic leaps up and catches it, tumbling through the abyss.
A massive rumbling sounds as the remainder of the Glitch hurtles itself into Project Binary's dying body. Massive orchid tendrils of energy shoot out from all directions, with one headed straight for the Godmodder. It impales him through the chest.
GODMODDER: AGH!
Then, Project Binary explodes in an orchid fireball of raw destruction. The Godmodder takes the explosion head-on and shoots straight through Elsewhere, his momentum slowly decaying as he comes to a stop a few yards away from Project Binary. The players move towards him and look back at Project Binary. The only thing left of his hard-light avatar is the Serpent Fang, a purely decorative Spoil of War held by Generic. The players watch as the Glitch blips out of existence, rising from the smoke left by the explosion.
The Fez's power rises to a crescendo as the players warp all the way back to GodCraft, and then stops.
In the Void, the Fez completely supercharges the massive Cube Shard, which cracks into several pieces as the Scratch of the Hexahedron is completely restored. The Glitch's massive form spirals into the massive cube, sealing itself inside of it forever. The Glitch is, finally, vanquished.
You all find yourselves back on GodCraft. The Battlefield is the same as you last left it, with the Glitch's corruption absent. The Godmodder, who has taken 4 damage from the ordeal, kneels down on his knees, his energy apparently spent. He /gives himself a reclining chair and a bucket of popcorn and collapses into it, much like he did at the beginning of Act 3.
A flash of blue energy courses through his body, and he sleeps.
And for once, you decide that rest would be good for you as well. After all, you did just save the server from complete and total annihilation, getting the war back on track. An intermission wouldn't be a bad idea.
You join the Godmodder.
On Earth, Project Binary wakes.
Ugh.
You know, I would have thought that being in space would never get old. But it turns out I'm wrong. Space SUCKS.
I see the same planet, day by day, week by week, and I still have to update DTG2! Not to mention that on top of that, Project Binary's scrambling my communication systems and is firing missiles at me! MISSILES! This is getting way too out of hand.
I've told the players several times I'll have to do something about this... And I think it's time to act.
So how exactly should I--huh?
Oh, geez. Another missile? ANOTHER ONE?! Seriously, doesn't this guy get tired AT ALL? I've had to spend half my time here dodging these things and jumping around whenever Project Binary st[0BEY]arts messing with the Update Terminal too much!
AGH! Those sirens are LOUD! Blue, could it have killed you to give this ship a remote control or something?! Alright, I've got five seconds to do something... Here we go!
SUPER MEGA ULTRA UBER AWESOME SPECTACULAR EPIC PIE MASSIVE POWERFUL FIRST GUARDIAN POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!! Now with super-complicated attack name!
Alright, missile! Let's see how you like getting redirected back into space, where you belong! Hahahaha!
Ahahaha!
Heheh...
Oh. Oh NO. A heat-seeking missile? I knew he had to try it eventually!
Wait... It just stopped. Huh. Did it fizzle out or something?
BINARY: TW1NBU1LDER.
AUGH! I have got to stop getting scared so easily!
Are you talking to me through the missile?! BINARY: N0. 1T'S D1STR1BUT1NG A BR0ADCAST S1GNAL THAT 1S BE1NG RE-R0UTED 1NT0 Y0UR SH1P'S SPEAKERS. L1STEN T0 1T, BU1LD. 1 AM ALL AR0UND Y0U.
Yeah, yeah. Enough gloating. What do you want, Project Binary? BESIDES taking my head off! BINARY: Y0UR PLAYERS HAVE DEFEATED MY C0PY 0N G0DCRAFT. THE ARR1VAL HAS FA1LED.
Yeah, I know. I just posted like what, an hour ago? BINARY: 1 AM AWARE. WH1CH 1S H0W 1 1NTERCEPTED THE UPDATE TERM1NAL AND HAVE PLANTED A ~ATH F1LE 1NT0 1TS C0D1NG. 1F Y0U D0 N0T SUBM1T T0 MY C0MMANDS, 1 W1LL ACT1VATE 1T.
...How? I'm aware of every file sent onto that thing! BINARY: Y0U D0 N0T KN0W EVERYTH1NG AB0UT ME.
Ugh. Alright. What'll it be? You want me to jump into space? Swear to work with you forever? Have you dissect me? BINARY: N0, N0. QU1TE FRANKLY, Y0U ANN0Y ME. 1 C0ULD N0T SEE US W0RK1NG T0GETHER, EVEN W1TH P0TENT M1ND C0NTR0L. 1 HAVE N0 USE F0R Y0U. BUT SHE D0ES. FR0M WHAT 1 UNDERSTAND, SHE 1S VERY ANGRY W1TH Y0U.
Oh. GLaDOS. BINARY: YES. HER. Y0U ARE T0 FLY Y0UR SH1P T0 M1CH1GAN AND SURRENDER Y0URSELF T0 HER. SHE W1LL D0 W1TH Y0U WHAT SHE W1LL. AND 1 W1LL, H0PEFULLY, NEVER HAVE T0 SEE Y0U 0R Y0UR GREEN H00D AGA1N. Y0U REALLY NEED A BETTER 0UTF1T, Y0U KN0W. 1T'S D1SGUST1NG.
And if I don't go to GLaDOS? BINARY: THEN 1 ACT1VATE THE F1LE. D1DN'T 1 G0 0VER TH1S ALREADY?
Oh, just checking. (And primarily stalling.) BINARY: WHAT WAS THAT?
Nothing. BINARY: AS 1 TH0UGHT. S0, W1LL Y0U C0MPLY?
Don't you mean, "do we have a deal"? BINARY: DEF1N1TELY N0T. 1 HAVE HAD EN0UGH DEALS T0 LAST A L1FET1ME. AND AV01D STALL1NG, BU1LD. W1LL Y0U C0MPLY W1TH MY DEMANDS. 0R N0T.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with "no". Sorry. You know, Bill's a lot more convincing when it comes to deals. B1NARY: AS 1 TH0UGHT. 1 W1LL DEPL0Y THE V1RUS SH0RTLY. BINARY: [ACCESS DENIED.] B1NARY: ...WHAT?
Heh. BINARY: [ACCESS DENIED.] BINARY: [ACCESS DENIED.] BINARY: [ACCESS DENIED.] BINARY: WHAT D1D Y0U D0, Y0U W0RM?
I think you're gonna find that when it comes to changing the Narrative, I'm simply the best there is. Looks like I've got a firewall set up. Sucks for you!
And now, it's time for this ship to make a literal wall of fire! Which is what will happen once I activate warpspeed! Do... Do you get the joke? No? I overexplained it? Oh, alright... BINARY: WHERE D0 Y0U TH1NK Y0U'RE G01NG, BU1LD? Y0U CANN0T ESCAPE THE ARR1VAL'S 1NFLUENCE!
Sorry, P.B. But I'm pretty sure the Arrival ended when you died. And as for where I'm going? I'm going away from here.
Hey, guys! Godmodder! TT! Piono! Generic! All of you! I'm going to see you on the other side! BINARY: THE 0THER S1DE! WHAT ARE Y0U--ALL AMER1CAN BASES! BYPASS NUCLEAR CODE #901! N0W!
Hasta la vista.
Suckers.
Outside of Minecraft, Bill Cipher flies.
His destination is far off. But he knows the way.
Universe A. It will be his last visit to the Trifecta. And arguably one of his most important.
A hole is drilled into the center of the Battlefield. There is something there. Something important.
The Tumor.
Bill takes it for himself.
And completes the last step of his ascension.
BILL: 0H YEAH. HERE WE G0! THE LAST P1ECE 0F THE PUZZLE! EVEN TH0UGH Y0U'RE DEAD BY N0W, B1NARY, 1 SH0ULD THANK Y0U F0R SH0W1NG ME TH1S. BECAUSE N0W, 1 HAVE ALL THE P0WER! ALL 0F 1T. S0 WHAT T0 D0 N0W...?
And elsewhere, in the same session...
At the Beat Mesa, an Heir lands.
JOHN: scratch. i know you're here. or about to be. JOHN: so let's talk.
Oh, if you insist.
I did tell you that we were to talk here. This will be the last conversation I am to ever have with you. After this, you will never see from me nor hear from me again. But this will prove to be vital to your success, Heir. So listen up.
JOHN: alright. i'm listening. Have you heard of the Scratch?
Mr. President, I have some bad news.
What is it now, Secretary?
Project Binary's hard-light avatar has been, er...
Yes? Spit it out.
He has been terminated, sir.
...
Should I organize a meeting, sir?
Perhaps. Assemble the Conclave.
Yes, sir.
~
My fellow Conclave of nine standing before me, it is with great displeasure that I must announce the failure of the Counteroperation. I am sorry.
What? Impossible!
No!
Are you serious!
Ugh.
We should have known, President! We should have known this would not be enough! Will NOTHING be enough?!
No, Number 6. Apparently, nothing will. Nothing will deter these players and this Godmodder from causing discord.
Permission to speak, sir.
What, Secretary. What.
I thought you might want to take a look at this terminal, sir.
Yes, Secretary. What about it? You nine. Come over here. This is important.
This is a terminal set up by Project Binary. Using it, we can see into nearly any corner of the universe. Er, three universes, actually. It's a nifty little contraption reverse-engineered from the Green Man's own terminal.
Alright... Interesting. Do you have any idea what these images mean, Secretary?
Well, they show the Green Man, the Godmodder, Bill Cipher, and...
Yes. Exactly. What does that final one mean?
I... I'm not sure, sir.
Hmm. Well, regardless, Project Binary knows. And that's good.
That's very good.
Yes, quite.
Definitely.
I'm hungry.
So, gentlemen. I want to tell you that we are already thinking of another way to attack this server and get rid of the Godmodder. We will have you briefed on it by the end of the week. The Conclave will not go down, and we as a world will not go down without a fight. That is all. You may go.
What a waste of time...
Binary is.
I'm still hungry!
Should never have trusted you...
Are they gone, Secretary?
Yes, sir.
Good. You can shut the door now.
We don't really have another plan, do we, sir.
No. No we don't. But they don't need to know that. When we have Project Binary on our side, we are unstoppable. He makes the plans for us.
Of course, sir. Project Binary will make everything better.
Right you are, Secretary. He is the way.
Binary is.
Binary is.
Place your bets guys. Who wins the big one?
Edit. Oh great I win with my OP finisher Combat Operandi. Go me. In all seriousness I would like to thank Twin for letting me get that one.
Also, grats to generic for putting an end to Binary-in-Minecraft. Now we need to take him on in the real world, unfortunately. He's still there and still active, I'm sure... Or hope someone hits a failsafe. Please let there be a failsafe. Please do not let there be neurotoxin.
/null
Here he comes again. Wait AGAIN? Oh crud here we go not another 'keep Twinbuilder alive' massivefightodoom.
/null
Uh-oh. NOT AGAIN.
NOT. AGAIN.
NOT THAT CUEBALL!
And I thought Bill couldn't...*reads Contract*
...
B ) If the healing is successful and Bill Cipher's eye is brought to full function, Bill Cipher is to immediately leave GodCraft and any other universes designated as being a part of 'Universe C' and the cluster of universes that GodCraft and 'Universe C' belong to, AKA the Trifecta, in the past, present or future. Bill Cipher cannot come back under any instance, bar future willing arrangements made by both parties mentioned herein (The Healing Squadron and Bill Cipher). Bill Cipher, in addition, cannot intentionally influence events in GodCraft, Universe C, and/or The Trifecta at all, barring direct contact by members of The Healing Squad and future arrangements made by them. If Bill Cipher is to break any of these rules, it is a breach of contract. If a future document at least 1 year after a successful healing from the perspectives of all involved parties, as well as the perspectives of all peoples of the Gravity Falls universe falling under a standard temporal pace and without any extended unconscious suspension, is to override these rules and is in effect, then Bill Cipher is excused, but otherwise he is bound by this contract and cannot go back.
This was modified here:
BILL: ...AHEM. AS 1 WAS SAY1NG, 1 WANT T0 CHANGE 0NE TH1NG! Y0U SEE, 1 L1KE THESE UN1VERSES! AND 1 TH1NK C0MPLETELY EX1L1NG ME FR0M THEM 1SN'T VERY FA1R! S0 H0W AB0UT WE CHANGE TH1S DEAL JUST A B1T S0 THAT 1 CAN'T 1NTERACT W1TH THESE UN1VERSES 1N WAYS THAT W1LL D1RECTLY AFFECT TH1S WAR? S1MPLE EN0UGH, R1GHT? WHAT D0 Y0U SAY? D0 WE HAVE A DEAL?
This is Bill's amendment.
Tazz changed that "directly" to "indirectly affect the War" Bill did not contest said amendment. As such, it is binding under the contractual obligations.
...
I feel that Mr. Cipher's actions may constitute a breach of contract on the part of Bill Cipher. Actions taken in any Trifecta will have an indirect effect on the war. For all we know. Mr. Cipher: In all your probability-seeing powers, do you happen to be able to prove that your action, in fact, does not constitute the formation of a chain of actions that will indirectly affect the Godmodding War? There must be a 100% probability of this NOT happening. Including accounting for Stanley (of The Stanley Parable).
ESPECIALLY WITH THE Tumor removed from the Battlefield, I really think that this is quite unlikely.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I said 'Intentionally,' not 'Indirectly.' In other words, he cannot have, as anything that could change the war he can't do. In other words, the Tumor is irrelevant, apparently, and so is Bill for now. In other news, Twin confirmed that Bill's shenanigans are a DTG3 thing, and DTG3 means the contract will have expired, so it's all irrelevant right now.
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=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 60$ _ Wilson's charges A: 9/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x13 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x3 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of Cats Eye x1 (2$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
Wilson collapses on the ground with a shout. ",palatino">ARGH! I... Owwww... Please stop... spinning... ugh... the pain...
Before I leave, I grab Wilson before he looses consciousness. ",palatino">What... wha... uhh... Before calling it off for the intermission, I place his unconscious body back in his lab. It is quite a while before he wakes up.
Sorry Twin. I had to post this before you were completely done
Well, that's it! Act 3 is officially over. I hope you all enjoyed the massive storypost, and congrats to generic for dealing the killing blow! So, I hear you all saying with anticipation, what's next?
I'm going to be taking two days off from the thread: Thursday and Friday. On Saturday, January 9th, Intermission 3 will begin. It will end a week later on January 16th. Depending on how long it will take, though, this date may be pushed back. The current title of Intermission 3 will be called "Sidelines". I'll make a logo for it soon.
This Intermission will not contain a fangame, and will include more storyposts. You all can contribute your own storyposts. However, I would really, really like it if you saved your storyposts until Saturday, when the Intermission begins. If you don't feel like making storyposts, just sit back and wait. Have a breather! Grab some popcorn or something. Relax with the Godmodder.
And just so we're clear, after this, Act 4 will begin. And then, all bets are off.
I get up from my computer and stretch briefly...And then test the Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector schematic I've been working on.
*vworp*
*vhoosh*
...Hmmm. Need to tweak the secondary refraction lenses.
*testing of stuff continues*
==In-Game==
So. We've beat back Binary...But we need to get rid of him in real life. And Build is fleeing here...I find this...disconcerting, to say the least. We need to organize something.
TwinBunker 1/50
I also bake Twin a cake.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
You can count yourself you know. Regardless, he was at fifty million, or a bit above that.
So here we are. The moment after the descent. Ordinarily this would consist of a cascade. However it's nice to be able to relax. Anyways, have you ever had a game you really hate, Richard? You do wield an easily abusable power you know. I'm surprised that you haven't taken games down completely yet. I guess you just don't care. Oh well. How does this Serpent Fang even maintain its existence? I'd ask but then again I don't much care to know. Anyways I'll leave an infodump for you guys by Saturday.
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So, heh, Binary Down. Heh. Hmm... Twin does have a knack for doing important stuff when I am away.
Well, given what Twin said, I assume the Anachron tour can wait until Saturday? An Intermission actually sounds like the perfect time for such a thing anyway. Still open, FYI, anyone wants a tour of Manufactory Anachron just say so.
Also, I have to ask, are we getting XP for the millions of damage we did?
((twin, you saw my response in the PM, right? I'd like to try and make sure we're on the same page there with that, because it is sort of critical to pretty much everything I'm going to be doing after this game.))
Also, I'm afraid I've got a whole lotta info dump that needs doing during Intermission 3, and I might not be able to get it all done in time, so just in case, I'm going to start it now so that I'm less likely to have to cut it too short.
He wandered the flames of the broken building.
The greatest civilization ever known, in ruins.
Less than ruins.
All destroyed by one, single being.
The screams of the dying had been replaced by the silence of the dead.
Mostly.
Occasionally it found a new victim.
And every time he did, Eric lost another friend. What...
The fires of what was left of the IUPC base raged.
Perhaps this wouldn't be so bad...
Had this slaughter not taken place during the first gathering of the IUPC.
It was a temporal weak point, one could theoretically remove the IUPC from the timeline by killing those who met here.
So the IUPC had set up an alarm system, anyone ever tried that, they'd have the entire IUPC down on their heads.
From all points in time.
And they'd still lost. Wait a minute...
Somehow, this individual had completely and utterly destroyed the IUPC.
Eric turned the corner, there was nothing left to do now but try to escape.
There.
There he was standing.
Standing over Lorien's corpse. This...
Were it not for everyone else he had lost today Eric's soul would have been crushed once more.
Shaded, obscured by the flames, almost nothing could be made out.
Nothing but his figure. This is a dream.
One that had been extremely familiar to him in decades past.
That of a Minecraftian. This is a dream!
There was no one else it could be. THIS IS A DREAM!
The figure turned, and suddenly a wave of energy rushes outwards... THISISADREAMTHISISADREAMTHISISADREAMTHIS
ISADREAM!!!!!!
Eric sat bolt upright.
The nightmare. Again.
At least it hadn't been either of the paradox dreams.
He looked around his small cabin.
The Preston Cole wasn't uncomfortable, but it got... boring after a while.
There was only so many times you could listen to your playlist through before it began to get old.
At least talking with the others was interesting.
Eric got up.
He really didn't want to go back to sleep right now.
As he made his way towards the observation deck, he pondered the situation.
The last contact that had been made was when maniac somehow pierced piono's blocks to send out a message.
Eric had been half asleep at the time, and hadn't remembered to send a request for a stronger signal until the call had been blocked again.
He didn't know how piono was doing it.
pesterchum didn't work anymore, and somehow he'd disabled the Godcraft connection, because Jason had been unable to use Minecraft for quite some time.
And now the bugs were loose in Godcraft... Just three more days...
But how long would three days on the Preston Cole be for Godcraft?
Eric reached the observation deck...
He looked up.
The star-scape of the deep void was incredible.
No universe had a better view anywhere.
The universes laid out in the most amazing patterns.
Mostly.
An entire chunk of the sky was full of... how to say... glitchiness.
It was disconcerting, as if the multiverse itself had lost the image files for the center of the Trifecta.
None of the Preston Cole's crew came up here anymore as a result.
Perhaps the Glitch had already been dispelled, it would take a little while for the Preston Cole to discover this.
Even in the void, light is still pretty slow.
Eric laid on his back, and looked up at the sky.
He began humming to himself... These streets are yours, you can keep them... I don't wa-a-a-a-ant them. They pull me back, and I surre-ender. To the me-mo-ries I run from.
((Erelye, serpent, this is your cue for one of your characters to come up and find Eric))
Well, I have a charge ready to go. I can't wait until the 16th!
Also, can the Godmodder heal himself? If he could, but he would have to sacrifice some things for it (e.g. entities, time), it would be a nice game mechanic.
"...Huh. So now, it's time to relax. Sort of. Hold on, when did I suddenly start using a drone again? Oh well, I'm not gonna complain. So, let's see what's on the roster right at the moment. Hmm..."
Godcraft: The drone, suddenly holding a gray toolbox, throws said toolbox on the ground, which auto-builds into a Dispenseradio. Basically, a dispenser radio. There's also a karaoke machine built into it, but that's something I reserve for psychological warfare. Mainly because I suck at karaoke. Anyhow, the dispenseradio finishes deploying, currently at level 1, then displays a list of songs. I flick through a good section of the list, trying to select a song.
Real world: Let's see. I was at the part where I was gonna go kill an important guy. Will the bit after the intermission send us all to the real world? If so, I'll need to hurry this wee side bit up.
Mainframe: Entity body at 18% complete. Stage 1 at 14% complete. Project Manhattan 0% complete. binarypower.pwr 80% downloaded. No major updates.
Well, then. I assume it is my cue, Piono. Unless Serpent magically appearifies herself.
Very true.
I stride out of the shadows, clearly preoccupied with something else. It is not actually evident whether the statement was a response to Eric, or some internal debate. Regardless, I briefly look at Eric, and proceed to stare up, into the infinity of the multiverse. There is beauty in things of great horror, and vice versa. Even this glitch makes things slightly more important. I continue staring into the depths.
It is coming, isn't it? Our arrival. However, I doubt there will be as large of an opposition as when we left, or at least when I did.
The bounds of infinity. And, of course, the Gods of the Furthest Ring. They know of our approach, and how we shall pass their universe, an inverse reality of the true realms beyond eternity.
There is an end in sight, I assure you. Whether or not we will survive to see it is the question.
Meanwhile, Astria was sitting in a cabin when she heard a strange... humming. She slowly opened the door of Eric's cabin.
ummm... eric? is everything /\lright?
Elsewhere, a red shard expands and flashes. It has been forgotten. But it has benefited. If the players ignore it a little longer, it will soon be powerful enough to breach a hole in reality. And then all hell will go down.
And yet elsewhere, a girl called Serpent glares angrily to a Godmodder. A Godmodder far older than any she has known. A Godmodder who was referred to as Psi. Serpent is tired as being played for a pawn. Her whole life has been orchestrated by a cueball, used by a Godmodder, orchestrated by a cherub and manipul8ed by an AI. Is it too much to ask to be relevant, not just some pawn for greater masters? This is what she asks this Godmodder. For her own part in history, to stop being a pawn.
We'll come back to her later.
And yet elsewhere, the avatar of Serpent feels an odd sensation as she stands near the Chaos Shard. Her body begins to split, threefold. She screams in agony, and is ripped apart. One piece of her, a Trickster one, is torn out of GodCraft and lands in the TVTropes session (remember that, Piono?). The grimdark side of her is sent to an unknown location. Happiness and sadness, both torn away. Left on the ground is the leftovers, a Minecraft avatar staring up into space, wide-eyed and staring.
She needs her missing halves back.
And far away, in another universe, we meet a figure with crow's wings, pale skin, a long, black hoodie, jester garb, tentacles, a cat's tail, and a flashing monochrome English robe. And yet he could hardly be 17. He removes his glasses and polishes them, then replaces them and stares at his Viewer Terminal.
Impossible. They... they did it.
Hey, Build. I know you're watching me. I would like to give you a few words.
Nice job on beating Binary. But there's things out there that you should be wary of. As you well know, GodCraft's war has left large parts of the multiverse in disarray.
Watch out for anything bearing the name "Thr33".
Beware the Maw.
Seek the Keystone.
And one more thing.
It might not be my name. I don't really have one anymore. But I do have a nickname.
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In a Barren red wasteland where nothing but Cyber Pillars, Cyber bridges, Maze Souls, and Maze Bombers populate the area, PARANOiA (The blocklander) glances at the towering TURRET TOWER, a giant tower shaped as a functioning sentry turret. He then teleports to the top of the tower, where a altar and spell circle awaits. PARANOiA Throws in a redstone block, a eye of ender, and some ender pearls into the altar, and the altar glows with power. The spell circle color changes to a purple-red gradient.
The Redstone Block forms with the assets, Creating a Animate Object with eyes! The Eye of ender and the ender pearls merge with it, allowing it to use Ender Magic! The light from the altar stops. It is complete. PARANOiA Smiles Evilly.
In Another Universe, Universe Object to be exact, Box Of Crayons looks over at her computer. There, at the top of the server list, was a server called "Unknown", sandwiched between GodCraft and LichCraft. Upon clicking on the server, she gets sucked into her computer, putting her in a cybernetic room with a void keyhole blocking the exit. Also there was Bucket, Trowa2008, and Shadow the Hedgehog.
Upon Box Of Crayon's Entrance, A robotic announcer begins to speak.
Four Players Confirmed. Please Proceed.
Then, a Void diamond appeared in the middle of the room. Trowa2008 quickly grabs it and puts it against the void keyhole. The void keyhole disappears, opening the entrance into another room.
5l1n65h07 goes back to his server. Watching the Universe B Cameras, when a sudden glitch shook up his server. 5l1n65h07 Checks the Rhododendron, his server's core, and sees the GPS signal of Box Of Crayons on a gray Background.
Oh god. Bedяock.
It has begun.
[VOID] Has joined the chat. Suitcase: What the... WheatDOS: Who are you? [VOID]: WheatDOS, | believe You have someth|ng | Need. WheatDOS: What? No! I don't have anything you need! I have... Nothing. Nothing at all. [VOID]: Yes you do you moron. WheatDOS: I AM NOT A MORON!! [VOID]: *s|gh* That |nter-Transversal Portal? Suitcase: Inter-Transversal Portal? [VOID]: |t's the only portal that can transcend both d|mens|ons and un|verses at the same t|me. | Need |t back to Travel to the "Unknown." WheatDOS: I think I Used to have something like that... [VOID]: You USED to? Alr|ght, Who d|d you give |t to? Suitcase: I think I heard Box Of Crayons saying something about having a minecraft game with "Unknown" in it. [VOID]: YOU GAVE |T TO AN OBJECT?!?! L|STEN HERE, |F YOU DON'T GET BACK THE PORTAL, THEN GOD HELP ME | W|LL PERSONALLY SEND YOU ALL TO THE NO|D. WheatDOS: Oh God! Suitcase: Yikes! [VOID]: GTG. | got other |ssues to deal w|th. [VOID] has left the chat.
I'll be making my great escape now!
freddy fazbear's health: ???
bonnie the bunny's health: ???
chica the chicken's health: ???
foxy's health: ???
THEN I FIRE MY maltec_interventionbytes at the glitch
70 attack damage +50 antivirus bonus attack + -1 junk (everyone's computer is less slow now)
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> insert_generic_username: COMBAT OPERANDI => DOUBLE MIDNIGHT
You expend 3 of every Sacred Item!
You acquire the Sunsetter!
15,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
Anti-Goanna Turret added!
Talist revived! He has 10 HP!
Shirtarangs > Fine = Zodiarangs (Level 3: 1/4)
+3 HP to Flare Flames!
Twiliblade && Diablo = Dusk's Dawn (Level 9: 4/10)
7,500,000 damage to Project Binary!
Element's Ender && SCP-2046 = Element's Maker (Level 10: 1/11)
Unicoder && Warded Victus Jar = Origin Wands (Level 10: 1/11)
+2 HP to every player!
15,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
RANCHIA: A bottle of Ranch Dressing that glows with the light of heaven. The purest ranch dressing ever to be seen in the universe. Wow.
Scissors || Nail Clippers && L. Severed Left Pinky Elemental && Severed Left Pinkies && Godmodder Captcharoid = The Godshears (Level 50)
The Glitch obfuscates the photo!
gutza1 revived! He has 10 HP!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => CALEDCRASH
You expend 6 Elf Tears and Hog Slop to invoke the command.
You equip Caledfwlch, which begins to glow with a red light. The energies of time surge throughout it, giving it godlike strength! You flashstep up to Project Binary, raise the sword, and slam it down into his surface! The sword wedges itself inside of him, the golden energy of creation weaving throughout him. It begins to damage him, and he also becomes shifted out of time due to Caledfwlch's powers! Finally, the energy releases itself in a massive explosion! Caledfwlch flies out of Project Binary, broken. Darn. 30,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
10,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO - TWITCH SHOT
You equip all of your bows and, not even looking at Project Binary, fire all of their arrows! They all shoot straight through Project Binary's hard-light projector and cause an explosion! Then, confident with your abilities, you go rapid-fire with all of your bows, watching as they pierce straight through him! 20,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
20,000,000 damage to Project Binary!
> insert_generic_username: COMBAT OPERANDI => SUNRISE
You level Daybreak at Project Binary, ready to finally use this Combat Operandi! It hums with power, electricity arcing through it! Project Binary turns to look at you, and the Glitch sends tendrils off to corrupt the attack! However, your fellow players help you, slicing through the Glitch themselves to give you a clear shot! You lean back, and... You fire.
+4 HP to TheLordErelye!
+4 HP to Flare Flames!
+3 HP to Flare Flames!
+2 HP to Flare Flames!
+2 HP to Flare Flames!
ARACHNICHAIR: A standard office chair that has eight mechanical spider legs attached to it. Using a built-in joystick, it will move around to its user's command.
POTION OF RESTORATION: Upon use, raises the user's max HP by 1.
POTION OF NIGHT: Upon use, inflicts the user with the horrible nightmares of the dreaming dead. Best used as a splash potion.
Dagger && Wand = Wandslicer (Level 2: 1/3)
Dagger && Sickle = Sicklestabber (Level 2: 1/3)
Ivy Whip && SCP-1100 && Life Fruit = Nature's Wrath (Level 6: 1/7)
Flare Flames gains Regeneration!
WANDSLICER: A special wand whose handle can pop off to reveal a concealed dagger.
SICKLESTABBER: A weapon that can switch between a sickle form and a dagger form.
Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector && Sword = [REDACTED]
Thermal Discouragement Gun && Sword = Therm Discouragement Bayonet (Level 2: 1/3)
Tachyon Gun && Sword = Tachyon Bayonet (Level 5: 1/6)
+2 HP to Flare!
Poke.
ANTIMATTER NUKE STATION: A massive station with a single huge barrel, fit to store an Antimatter Nuke. It has a control panel to guide where the nuke will impact. Once you've set that, you'd best run.
ANTIGRAV ROCKETBOARD: A modified version of the Antigrav Diamondboard powered by rocket technology.
Antigrav Rocketboard -c Pink Paint = Amy's Hoverboard (1/4)
Retro Spaceship Hull -c Carbon Nanogel = Nanogel Spaceship Hull (1/4)
Duty Calls > Fine = Ghosts of War (Level 10: 3/11)
Gib Typhoon > Fine = Gib Armageddon (Level 10: 3/11)
+4 HP to pionoplayer!
+2 HP to Flare Flames and you!
The Anti-Goanna Turret fires and disables your attack!
I'm going to deal with the redistribution of Spoils at a later (but soon) date.
Poke.
The Itinerary:
> All: Destroy Project Binary!
Project Binary is defeated! The Glitch recedes... All of the server's stats raise back up to full percentage as the Glitch loses its grip on GodCraft! The corruption and influence of the powerful abomination fade to dust...
==>
The Battlefield:
Final Challenge: THE DESCENT.
HP: 0/500,000,000.
~
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 100%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 100%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 100%
FACTION INTEGRITY: 100%
ENTITY INTEGRITY: 100%
ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 100%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 100%
CODE INTEGRITY: 100%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 100%
PLAYABILITY: 100%
SERVER CHIPS: 8/8
~
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 20/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 20/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 25/25.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 20/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 20/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 20/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 20/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 20/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 20/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 20/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 20/20.
OverlordXcano: [???] HP: 20/20.
Flare Flames: [???] HP: 20/20.
omglolsguy22: [???] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 30/30.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 20/20.
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Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 177,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIIIContract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 108,000/130,000.Meme Dream Team ;3: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Meme Dream Team XD: [???] HP: 170,000/170,000.Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: IIIChaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???.Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III DISABLED (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Sacred Items:
21 Hog Slop
20 Elf Tears
18 Pie Filling
24 Weasel Snot
All of you assemble in a ring around him, staring him down intensely. Menacing clouds begin to form around you and the remainder of the Glitch, the Fez's energy still permeating around the entire arena. What's left of the Glitch has merged into a giant blob that hovers ominously over Project Binary, somehow keeping him alive even when his HP has reached total nothingness.
Project Binary begins to speak, his lights turning on again, extremely dimly. He speaks, and it appears that he is addressing the Godmodder.
BINARY: R1CHARD. 1 D0 N0T HAVE MUCH T1ME LEFT. 1 W1SH T0 TELL Y0U 0NE TH1NG. 0NE F1NAL TH1NG.
BINARY: THERE 1S GREAT P0WER 1N Y0U. TERR1FY1NG P0WER. M0RE THAN EVEN Y0U KN0W.
BINARY: Y0U ARE CAPABLE 0F M0RE THAN TH1S. WAST1NG Y0UR TALENTS 0N A GAME.
BINARY: Y0U HAVE THE P0WER. THE P0WER T0 RULE 0VER AN ENT1RE UN1VERSE 0F ACTUAL PE0PLE. N0. A TR1FECTA.
BINARY: 1 0FFER Y0U A CHANCE. J01N ME. T0GETHER, WE C0ULD ACC0MPL1SH S0 MUCH M0RE 1N A WEEK THAN WHAT Y0U HAVE D0NE 1N TW0 YEARS. TH1NK 0F THE P0SS1B1L1T1ES.
BINARY: Y0UR P0WER 1S S0 GREAT THAT Y0U HAVE AN ENT1RE W0RLD 0N Y0UR HEELS. Y0U ARE RESP0NS1BLE F0R MY CREAT10N. THAT AL0NE 1S A TESTAMENT T0 Y0UR P0WER. TH1NK 0F WHAT Y0U C0ULD D0 1F Y0U WENT FURTHER.
The Godmodder hovers up to Project Binary. He rests on the top of his head.
GODMODDER: ...Someone asked me to do that, a long time ago. And I accepted.
GODMODDER: The only difference is that he didn't try to kill me before offering his help. And you did.
GODMODDER: So to that, I have only one thing to say to you.
He equips his Banhammer, which begins to charge with red energy.
GODMODDER: Get the hell out of my server.
In a single strike, the Godmodder's Banhammer completely disintegrates Project Binary's form! Cracks spiderweb throughout his surface as he shines with a devastating white light, beams of energy spiraling out of him. One of his fangs detaches from himself and hurtles through the air. Generic leaps up and catches it, tumbling through the abyss.
A massive rumbling sounds as the remainder of the Glitch hurtles itself into Project Binary's dying body. Massive orchid tendrils of energy shoot out from all directions, with one headed straight for the Godmodder. It impales him through the chest.
GODMODDER: AGH!
Then, Project Binary explodes in an orchid fireball of raw destruction. The Godmodder takes the explosion head-on and shoots straight through Elsewhere, his momentum slowly decaying as he comes to a stop a few yards away from Project Binary. The players move towards him and look back at Project Binary. The only thing left of his hard-light avatar is the Serpent Fang, a purely decorative Spoil of War held by Generic. The players watch as the Glitch blips out of existence, rising from the smoke left by the explosion.
The Fez's power rises to a crescendo as the players warp all the way back to GodCraft, and then stops.
In the Void, the Fez completely supercharges the massive Cube Shard, which cracks into several pieces as the Scratch of the Hexahedron is completely restored. The Glitch's massive form spirals into the massive cube, sealing itself inside of it forever. The Glitch is, finally, vanquished.
You all find yourselves back on GodCraft. The Battlefield is the same as you last left it, with the Glitch's corruption absent. The Godmodder, who has taken 4 damage from the ordeal, kneels down on his knees, his energy apparently spent. He /gives himself a reclining chair and a bucket of popcorn and collapses into it, much like he did at the beginning of Act 3.
A flash of blue energy courses through his body, and he sleeps.
And for once, you decide that rest would be good for you as well. After all, you did just save the server from complete and total annihilation, getting the war back on track. An intermission wouldn't be a bad idea.
You join the Godmodder.
On Earth, Project Binary wakes.
Ugh.
You know, I would have thought that being in space would never get old. But it turns out I'm wrong. Space SUCKS.
I see the same planet, day by day, week by week, and I still have to update DTG2! Not to mention that on top of that, Project Binary's scrambling my communication systems and is firing missiles at me! MISSILES! This is getting way too out of hand.
I've told the players several times I'll have to do something about this... And I think it's time to act.
So how exactly should I--huh?
Oh, geez. Another missile? ANOTHER ONE?! Seriously, doesn't this guy get tired AT ALL? I've had to spend half my time here dodging these things and jumping around whenever Project Binary st[0BEY]arts messing with the Update Terminal too much!
AGH! Those sirens are LOUD! Blue, could it have killed you to give this ship a remote control or something?! Alright, I've got five seconds to do something... Here we go!
SUPER MEGA ULTRA UBER AWESOME SPECTACULAR EPIC PIE MASSIVE POWERFUL FIRST GUARDIAN POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!! Now with super-complicated attack name!
Alright, missile! Let's see how you like getting redirected back into space, where you belong! Hahahaha!
Ahahaha!
Heheh...
Oh. Oh NO. A heat-seeking missile? I knew he had to try it eventually!
Wait... It just stopped. Huh. Did it fizzle out or something?
BINARY: TW1NBU1LDER.
AUGH! I have got to stop getting scared so easily!
Are you talking to me through the missile?!
BINARY: N0. 1T'S D1STR1BUT1NG A BR0ADCAST S1GNAL THAT 1S BE1NG RE-R0UTED 1NT0 Y0UR SH1P'S SPEAKERS. L1STEN T0 1T, BU1LD. 1 AM ALL AR0UND Y0U.
Yeah, yeah. Enough gloating. What do you want, Project Binary? BESIDES taking my head off!
BINARY: Y0UR PLAYERS HAVE DEFEATED MY C0PY 0N G0DCRAFT. THE ARR1VAL HAS FA1LED.
Yeah, I know. I just posted like what, an hour ago?
BINARY: 1 AM AWARE. WH1CH 1S H0W 1 1NTERCEPTED THE UPDATE TERM1NAL AND HAVE PLANTED A ~ATH F1LE 1NT0 1TS C0D1NG. 1F Y0U D0 N0T SUBM1T T0 MY C0MMANDS, 1 W1LL ACT1VATE 1T.
...How? I'm aware of every file sent onto that thing!
BINARY: Y0U D0 N0T KN0W EVERYTH1NG AB0UT ME.
Ugh. Alright. What'll it be? You want me to jump into space? Swear to work with you forever? Have you dissect me?
BINARY: N0, N0. QU1TE FRANKLY, Y0U ANN0Y ME. 1 C0ULD N0T SEE US W0RK1NG T0GETHER, EVEN W1TH P0TENT M1ND C0NTR0L. 1 HAVE N0 USE F0R Y0U. BUT SHE D0ES. FR0M WHAT 1 UNDERSTAND, SHE 1S VERY ANGRY W1TH Y0U.
Oh. GLaDOS.
BINARY: YES. HER. Y0U ARE T0 FLY Y0UR SH1P T0 M1CH1GAN AND SURRENDER Y0URSELF T0 HER. SHE W1LL D0 W1TH Y0U WHAT SHE W1LL. AND 1 W1LL, H0PEFULLY, NEVER HAVE T0 SEE Y0U 0R Y0UR GREEN H00D AGA1N. Y0U REALLY NEED A BETTER 0UTF1T, Y0U KN0W. 1T'S D1SGUST1NG.
And if I don't go to GLaDOS?
BINARY: THEN 1 ACT1VATE THE F1LE. D1DN'T 1 G0 0VER TH1S ALREADY?
Oh, just checking. (And primarily stalling.)
BINARY: WHAT WAS THAT?
Nothing.
BINARY: AS 1 TH0UGHT. S0, W1LL Y0U C0MPLY?
Don't you mean, "do we have a deal"?
BINARY: DEF1N1TELY N0T. 1 HAVE HAD EN0UGH DEALS T0 LAST A L1FET1ME. AND AV01D STALL1NG, BU1LD. W1LL Y0U C0MPLY W1TH MY DEMANDS. 0R N0T.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with "no". Sorry. You know, Bill's a lot more convincing when it comes to deals.
B1NARY: AS 1 TH0UGHT. 1 W1LL DEPL0Y THE V1RUS SH0RTLY.
BINARY: [ACCESS DENIED.]
B1NARY: ...WHAT?
Heh.
BINARY: [ACCESS DENIED.]
BINARY: [ACCESS DENIED.]
BINARY: [ACCESS DENIED.]
BINARY: WHAT D1D Y0U D0, Y0U W0RM?
I think you're gonna find that when it comes to changing the Narrative, I'm simply the best there is. Looks like I've got a firewall set up. Sucks for you!
And now, it's time for this ship to make a literal wall of fire! Which is what will happen once I activate warpspeed! Do... Do you get the joke? No? I overexplained it? Oh, alright...
BINARY: WHERE D0 Y0U TH1NK Y0U'RE G01NG, BU1LD? Y0U CANN0T ESCAPE THE ARR1VAL'S 1NFLUENCE!
Sorry, P.B. But I'm pretty sure the Arrival ended when you died. And as for where I'm going? I'm going away from here.
Hey, guys! Godmodder! TT! Piono! Generic! All of you! I'm going to see you on the other side!
BINARY: THE 0THER S1DE! WHAT ARE Y0U--ALL AMER1CAN BASES! BYPASS NUCLEAR CODE #901! N0W!
Hasta la vista.
Suckers.
Outside of Minecraft, Bill Cipher flies.
His destination is far off. But he knows the way.
Universe A. It will be his last visit to the Trifecta. And arguably one of his most important.
A hole is drilled into the center of the Battlefield. There is something there. Something important.
The Tumor.
Bill takes it for himself.
And completes the last step of his ascension.
BILL: 0H YEAH. HERE WE G0! THE LAST P1ECE 0F THE PUZZLE! EVEN TH0UGH Y0U'RE DEAD BY N0W, B1NARY, 1 SH0ULD THANK Y0U F0R SH0W1NG ME TH1S. BECAUSE N0W, 1 HAVE ALL THE P0WER! ALL 0F 1T. S0 WHAT T0 D0 N0W...?
And elsewhere, in the same session...
At the Beat Mesa, an Heir lands.
JOHN: scratch. i know you're here. or about to be.
JOHN: so let's talk.
Oh, if you insist.
I did tell you that we were to talk here. This will be the last conversation I am to ever have with you. After this, you will never see from me nor hear from me again. But this will prove to be vital to your success, Heir. So listen up.
JOHN: alright. i'm listening.
Have you heard of the Scratch?
Mr. President, I have some bad news.
What is it now, Secretary?
Project Binary's hard-light avatar has been, er...
Yes? Spit it out.
He has been terminated, sir.
...
Should I organize a meeting, sir?
Perhaps. Assemble the Conclave.
Yes, sir.
~
My fellow Conclave of nine standing before me, it is with great displeasure that I must announce the failure of the Counteroperation. I am sorry.
What? Impossible!
No!
Are you serious!
Ugh.
We should have known, President! We should have known this would not be enough! Will NOTHING be enough?!
No, Number 6. Apparently, nothing will. Nothing will deter these players and this Godmodder from causing discord.
Permission to speak, sir.
What, Secretary. What.
I thought you might want to take a look at this terminal, sir.
Yes, Secretary. What about it? You nine. Come over here. This is important.
This is a terminal set up by Project Binary. Using it, we can see into nearly any corner of the universe. Er, three universes, actually. It's a nifty little contraption reverse-engineered from the Green Man's own terminal.
Alright... Interesting. Do you have any idea what these images mean, Secretary?
Well, they show the Green Man, the Godmodder, Bill Cipher, and...
Yes. Exactly. What does that final one mean?
I... I'm not sure, sir.
Hmm. Well, regardless, Project Binary knows. And that's good.
That's very good.
Yes, quite.
Definitely.
I'm hungry.
So, gentlemen. I want to tell you that we are already thinking of another way to attack this server and get rid of the Godmodder. We will have you briefed on it by the end of the week. The Conclave will not go down, and we as a world will not go down without a fight. That is all. You may go.
What a waste of time...
Binary is.
I'm still hungry!
Should never have trusted you...
Are they gone, Secretary?
Yes, sir.
Good. You can shut the door now.
We don't really have another plan, do we, sir.
No. No we don't. But they don't need to know that. When we have Project Binary on our side, we are unstoppable. He makes the plans for us.
Of course, sir. Project Binary will make everything better.
Right you are, Secretary. He is the way.
Binary is.
Binary is.
PLAY
> END OF ACT 3.
Edit. Oh great I win with my OP finisher Combat Operandi. Go me. In all seriousness I would like to thank Twin for letting me get that one.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Also, grats to generic for putting an end to Binary-in-Minecraft. Now we need to take him on in the real world, unfortunately. He's still there and still active, I'm sure... Or hope someone hits a failsafe. Please let there be a failsafe. Please do not let there be neurotoxin.
/null
Here he comes again. Wait AGAIN? Oh crud here we go not another 'keep Twinbuilder alive' massivefightodoom.
/null
Uh-oh. NOT AGAIN.
NOT. AGAIN.
NOT THAT CUEBALL!
And I thought Bill couldn't...*reads Contract*
...
B ) If the healing is successful and Bill Cipher's eye is brought to full function, Bill Cipher is to immediately leave GodCraft and any other universes designated as being a part of 'Universe C' and the cluster of universes that GodCraft and 'Universe C' belong to, AKA the Trifecta, in the past, present or future. Bill Cipher cannot come back under any instance, bar future willing arrangements made by both parties mentioned herein (The Healing Squadron and Bill Cipher). Bill Cipher, in addition, cannot intentionally influence events in GodCraft, Universe C, and/or The Trifecta at all, barring direct contact by members of The Healing Squad and future arrangements made by them. If Bill Cipher is to break any of these rules, it is a breach of contract. If a future document at least 1 year after a successful healing from the perspectives of all involved parties, as well as the perspectives of all peoples of the Gravity Falls universe falling under a standard temporal pace and without any extended unconscious suspension, is to override these rules and is in effect, then Bill Cipher is excused, but otherwise he is bound by this contract and cannot go back.
This was modified here:
BILL: ...AHEM. AS 1 WAS SAY1NG, 1 WANT T0 CHANGE 0NE TH1NG! Y0U SEE, 1 L1KE THESE UN1VERSES! AND 1 TH1NK C0MPLETELY EX1L1NG ME FR0M THEM 1SN'T VERY FA1R! S0 H0W AB0UT WE CHANGE TH1S DEAL JUST A B1T S0 THAT 1 CAN'T 1NTERACT W1TH THESE UN1VERSES 1N WAYS THAT W1LL D1RECTLY AFFECT TH1S WAR? S1MPLE EN0UGH, R1GHT? WHAT D0 Y0U SAY? D0 WE HAVE A DEAL?
This is Bill's amendment.
Tazz changed that "directly" to "indirectly affect the War" Bill did not contest said amendment. As such, it is binding under the contractual obligations.
...
I feel that Mr. Cipher's actions may constitute a breach of contract on the part of Bill Cipher. Actions taken in any Trifecta will have an indirect effect on the war. For all we know. Mr. Cipher: In all your probability-seeing powers, do you happen to be able to prove that your action, in fact, does not constitute the formation of a chain of actions that will indirectly affect the Godmodding War? There must be a 100% probability of this NOT happening. Including accounting for Stanley (of The Stanley Parable).
ESPECIALLY WITH THE Tumor removed from the Battlefield, I really think that this is quite unlikely.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/null.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 60$ _ Wilson's charges A: 9/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x13 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x3 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of Cats Eye x1 (2$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
Wilson collapses on the ground with a shout.
",palatino">ARGH! I... Owwww... Please stop... spinning... ugh... the pain...
Before I leave, I grab Wilson before he looses consciousness. ",palatino">What... wha... uhh... Before calling it off for the intermission, I place his unconscious body back in his lab. It is quite a while before he wakes up.
Sorry Twin. I had to post this before you were completely done
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I'm going to be taking two days off from the thread: Thursday and Friday. On Saturday, January 9th, Intermission 3 will begin. It will end a week later on January 16th. Depending on how long it will take, though, this date may be pushed back. The current title of Intermission 3 will be called "Sidelines". I'll make a logo for it soon.
This Intermission will not contain a fangame, and will include more storyposts. You all can contribute your own storyposts. However, I would really, really like it if you saved your storyposts until Saturday, when the Intermission begins. If you don't feel like making storyposts, just sit back and wait. Have a breather! Grab some popcorn or something. Relax with the Godmodder.
And just so we're clear, after this, Act 4 will begin. And then, all bets are off.
I'm TwinBuilder, and as always,
Stay tuned.
I get up from my computer and stretch briefly...And then test the Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector schematic I've been working on.
*vworp*
*vhoosh*
...Hmmm. Need to tweak the secondary refraction lenses.
*testing of stuff continues*
==In-Game==
So. We've beat back Binary...But we need to get rid of him in real life. And Build is fleeing here...I find this...disconcerting, to say the least. We need to organize something.
TwinBunker 1/50
I also bake Twin a cake.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
(Hey, how much HP was Binary at before Sunrise happened?)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
So here we are. The moment after the descent. Ordinarily this would consist of a cascade. However it's nice to be able to relax. Anyways, have you ever had a game you really hate, Richard? You do wield an easily abusable power you know. I'm surprised that you haven't taken games down completely yet. I guess you just don't care. Oh well. How does this Serpent Fang even maintain its existence? I'd ask but then again I don't much care to know. Anyways I'll leave an infodump for you guys by Saturday.
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Well, given what Twin said, I assume the Anachron tour can wait until Saturday? An Intermission actually sounds like the perfect time for such a thing anyway. Still open, FYI, anyone wants a tour of Manufactory Anachron just say so.
Also, I have to ask, are we getting XP for the millions of damage we did?
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Also, I'm afraid I've got a whole lotta info dump that needs doing during Intermission 3, and I might not be able to get it all done in time, so just in case, I'm going to start it now so that I'm less likely to have to cut it too short.
He wandered the flames of the broken building.
The greatest civilization ever known, in ruins.
Less than ruins.
All destroyed by one, single being.
The screams of the dying had been replaced by the silence of the dead.
Mostly.
Occasionally it found a new victim.
And every time he did, Eric lost another friend.
What...
The fires of what was left of the IUPC base raged.
Perhaps this wouldn't be so bad...
Had this slaughter not taken place during the first gathering of the IUPC.
It was a temporal weak point, one could theoretically remove the IUPC from the timeline by killing those who met here.
So the IUPC had set up an alarm system, anyone ever tried that, they'd have the entire IUPC down on their heads.
From all points in time.
And they'd still lost.
Wait a minute...
Somehow, this individual had completely and utterly destroyed the IUPC.
Eric turned the corner, there was nothing left to do now but try to escape.
There.
There he was standing.
Standing over Lorien's corpse.
This...
Were it not for everyone else he had lost today Eric's soul would have been crushed once more.
Shaded, obscured by the flames, almost nothing could be made out.
Nothing but his figure.
This is a dream.
One that had been extremely familiar to him in decades past.
That of a Minecraftian.
This is a dream!
There was no one else it could be.
THIS IS A DREAM!
The figure turned, and suddenly a wave of energy rushes outwards...
THISISADREAMTHISISADREAMTHISISADREAMTHIS
ISADREAM!!!!!!
Eric sat bolt upright.
The nightmare. Again.
At least it hadn't been either of the paradox dreams.
He looked around his small cabin.
The Preston Cole wasn't uncomfortable, but it got... boring after a while.
There was only so many times you could listen to your playlist through before it began to get old.
At least talking with the others was interesting.
Eric got up.
He really didn't want to go back to sleep right now.
As he made his way towards the observation deck, he pondered the situation.
The last contact that had been made was when maniac somehow pierced piono's blocks to send out a message.
Eric had been half asleep at the time, and hadn't remembered to send a request for a stronger signal until the call had been blocked again.
He didn't know how piono was doing it.
pesterchum didn't work anymore, and somehow he'd disabled the Godcraft connection, because Jason had been unable to use Minecraft for quite some time.
And now the bugs were loose in Godcraft...
Just three more days...
But how long would three days on the Preston Cole be for Godcraft?
Eric reached the observation deck...
He looked up.
The star-scape of the deep void was incredible.
No universe had a better view anywhere.
The universes laid out in the most amazing patterns.
Mostly.
An entire chunk of the sky was full of... how to say... glitchiness.
It was disconcerting, as if the multiverse itself had lost the image files for the center of the Trifecta.
None of the Preston Cole's crew came up here anymore as a result.
Perhaps the Glitch had already been dispelled, it would take a little while for the Preston Cole to discover this.
Even in the void, light is still pretty slow.
Eric laid on his back, and looked up at the sky.
He began humming to himself...
These streets are yours, you can keep them...
I don't wa-a-a-a-ant them.
They pull me back, and I surre-ender.
To the me-mo-ries I run from.
((Erelye, serpent, this is your cue for one of your characters to come up and find Eric))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I wish I could be as good as you on a computer.
Truly impressive as an ending.
Well, I have a charge ready to go. I can't wait until the 16th!
Also, can the Godmodder heal himself? If he could, but he would have to sacrifice some things for it (e.g. entities, time), it would be a nice game mechanic.
Also, the Schadenfreude is the best taunt ever.
Also, did you see that?
(Plays X-Files Theme)
BILL IS LOOMYNARTY CONFIRMED
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Godcraft: The drone, suddenly holding a gray toolbox, throws said toolbox on the ground, which auto-builds into a Dispenseradio. Basically, a dispenser radio. There's also a karaoke machine built into it, but that's something I reserve for psychological warfare. Mainly because I suck at karaoke. Anyhow, the dispenseradio finishes deploying, currently at level 1, then displays a list of songs. I flick through a good section of the list, trying to select a song.
Real world: Let's see. I was at the part where I was gonna go kill an important guy. Will the bit after the intermission send us all to the real world? If so, I'll need to hurry this wee side bit up.
Mainframe: Entity body at 18% complete. Stage 1 at 14% complete. Project Manhattan 0% complete. binarypower.pwr 80% downloaded. No major updates.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Very true.
I stride out of the shadows, clearly preoccupied with something else. It is not actually evident whether the statement was a response to Eric, or some internal debate. Regardless, I briefly look at Eric, and proceed to stare up, into the infinity of the multiverse. There is beauty in things of great horror, and vice versa. Even this glitch makes things slightly more important. I continue staring into the depths.
It is coming, isn't it? Our arrival. However, I doubt there will be as large of an opposition as when we left, or at least when I did.
The bounds of infinity. And, of course, the Gods of the Furthest Ring. They know of our approach, and how we shall pass their universe, an inverse reality of the true realms beyond eternity.
There is an end in sight, I assure you. Whether or not we will survive to see it is the question.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
ummm... eric? is everything /\lright?
Elsewhere, a red shard expands and flashes. It has been forgotten. But it has benefited. If the players ignore it a little longer, it will soon be powerful enough to breach a hole in reality. And then all hell will go down.
And yet elsewhere, a girl called Serpent glares angrily to a Godmodder. A Godmodder far older than any she has known. A Godmodder who was referred to as Psi. Serpent is tired as being played for a pawn. Her whole life has been orchestrated by a cueball, used by a Godmodder, orchestrated by a cherub and manipul8ed by an AI. Is it too much to ask to be relevant, not just some pawn for greater masters? This is what she asks this Godmodder. For her own part in history, to stop being a pawn.
We'll come back to her later.
And yet elsewhere, the avatar of Serpent feels an odd sensation as she stands near the Chaos Shard. Her body begins to split, threefold. She screams in agony, and is ripped apart. One piece of her, a Trickster one, is torn out of GodCraft and lands in the TVTropes session (remember that, Piono?). The grimdark side of her is sent to an unknown location. Happiness and sadness, both torn away. Left on the ground is the leftovers, a Minecraft avatar staring up into space, wide-eyed and staring.
She needs her missing halves back.
And far away, in another universe, we meet a figure with crow's wings, pale skin, a long, black hoodie, jester garb, tentacles, a cat's tail, and a flashing monochrome English robe. And yet he could hardly be 17. He removes his glasses and polishes them, then replaces them and stares at his Viewer Terminal.
Impossible. They... they did it.
Hey, Build. I know you're watching me. I would like to give you a few words.
Nice job on beating Binary. But there's things out there that you should be wary of. As you well know, GodCraft's war has left large parts of the multiverse in disarray.
Watch out for anything bearing the name "Thr33".
Beware the Maw.
Seek the Keystone.
And one more thing.
It might not be my name. I don't really have one anymore. But I do have a nickname.
Call me... call me Raven.
Oh no
In a Barren red wasteland where nothing but Cyber Pillars, Cyber bridges, Maze Souls, and Maze Bombers populate the area, PARANOiA (The blocklander) glances at the towering TURRET TOWER, a giant tower shaped as a functioning sentry turret. He then teleports to the top of the tower, where a altar and spell circle awaits. PARANOiA Throws in a redstone block, a eye of ender, and some ender pearls into the altar, and the altar glows with power. The spell circle color changes to a purple-red gradient.
HMM, IT'S MISSINGSOMETHING...PARANOiA Adds Object Assets into the altar. Hold on, I've seen these somewhere before...
The Redstone Block forms with the assets, Creating a Animate Object with eyes! The Eye of ender and the ender pearls merge with it, allowing it to use Ender Magic! The light from the altar stops. It is complete. PARANOiA Smiles Evilly.
In Another Universe, Universe Object to be exact, Box Of Crayons looks over at her computer. There, at the top of the server list, was a server called "Unknown", sandwiched between GodCraft and LichCraft. Upon clicking on the server, she gets sucked into her computer, putting her in a cybernetic room with a void keyhole blocking the exit. Also there was Bucket, Trowa2008, and Shadow the Hedgehog.
Upon Box Of Crayon's Entrance, A robotic announcer begins to speak.
Four Players Confirmed. Please Proceed.
Then, a Void diamond appeared in the middle of the room. Trowa2008 quickly grabs it and puts it against the void keyhole. The void keyhole disappears, opening the entrance into another room.
5l1n65h07 goes back to his server. Watching the Universe B Cameras, when a sudden glitch shook up his server.
5l1n65h07 Checks the Rhododendron, his server's core, and sees the GPS signal of Box Of Crayons on a gray Background.
Oh god. Bedяock.
It has begun.
[VOID] Has joined the chat.
Suitcase: What the...
WheatDOS: Who are you?
[VOID]: WheatDOS, | believe You have someth|ng | Need.
WheatDOS: What? No! I don't have anything you need! I have... Nothing. Nothing at all.
[VOID]: Yes you do you moron.
WheatDOS: I AM NOT A MORON!!
[VOID]: *s|gh* That |nter-Transversal Portal?
Suitcase: Inter-Transversal Portal?
[VOID]: |t's the only portal that can transcend both d|mens|ons and un|verses at the same t|me. | Need |t back to Travel to the "Unknown."
WheatDOS: I think I Used to have something like that...
[VOID]: You USED to? Alr|ght, Who d|d you give |t to?
Suitcase: I think I heard Box Of Crayons saying something about having a minecraft game with "Unknown" in it.
[VOID]: YOU GAVE |T TO AN OBJECT?!?! L|STEN HERE, |F YOU DON'T GET BACK THE PORTAL, THEN GOD HELP ME | W|LL PERSONALLY SEND YOU ALL TO THE NO|D.
WheatDOS: Oh God!
Suitcase: Yikes!
[VOID]: GTG. | got other |ssues to deal w|th.
[VOID] has left the chat.
I'll be making my great escape now!