I redirect K4yne's heal of me to Maniac, who needs it.
I check TIE Fighter #38.
The PIGMEN attack the L3 Sentry Gun!
The MEME DREAM TEAM attacks the Animatronic Medic! This time, physical MEME MISSILES, circa 2009, are launched at the medic!
Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet 5/9
Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet 5/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && Caledfwlch > ROUGH = ??? 1/??
Meme Dream Team XD 44/50
Meme Dream Team :3 44/50 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 1/30
Also, you think you're going to kill me, Netpatham? THINK AGAIN.
Pesterlog:
[CTT] I will if I have to...It is better to keep you out of the action than to allow you to aid the...THING that is going to destroy the entire Trifecta if we do not stop it here.
[CTT] While I regret the necessity of that course of action, I cannot allow you to destroy all of reality on a whim. I would rather have one death in-game on my conscience than the death of everyone in every universe in this Trifecta. Stop now, or I will have to stop you.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
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and there at once.
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same as this one
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Don't have one
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Don't want one
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@Nimble: Uh... is everything decaying or something? Push the Prince into some decaying area.
@Generic: Tsk tsk. You should really not do that. Especially if you try to target side characters.
=-=-=-=Laiko=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Laiko's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x4 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x4 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1
=+=Medical Wing=+= Hah... figures it wouldn't do much... ... umm... a few things... First, have I just gotten myself entangled into some plot or something? Those decorator's actions are making me somewhat worried. Second, should I be flattered you trust me enough to let me stay in this room despite the seeming secrecy? And finally, xenophobia? Xeno means outsider right? So theres fear of outsiders? huh... I guess an eight foot tall metal drone and a golden white fox don't exactly blend in well, to anything really. So... I guess I'll leave then. Although, I can't do so myself. I can hide in a corner if things get too bad.
Nectar Potion O0O Potion of Magic = Potion of Vis done I'll take this anyway. Awkward Potion OOO Pulverized Steel = Potion of strength done +1 potion, Charging up shop decorations... 2/5 *3 (total 6 gifts).
I take a look around ship number... ummm... 67 is a nice number. I then use the Potion Supply to give a healing potion to whoever needs it the most. (which looks like Flare Flames right now)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Maniac: I say that animatronics don't work how the TF2 ones are doing. Animatronics in real life are fragile, unable to move their legs, and can only talk through a speaker. This causes the animatronics to realize that they've been doing everything wrong, taking damage as a result.
Midna: I search TIE #77
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
It seems there's confusion as to what exactly happens when you die. I'll clear it up. When you die, you cannot post AT ALL for ONE TURN. You can't attack, you can't charge, you can't do alchemies, you can't do anything. The only thing you CAN do is make nullposts.
Hey! Where was my mini-crit! If you're gonna give me sucky half-invalid abilities for my spoil, at least have them apply!
I finish the Punisher's Rocket
8/11 for Finem
7/11 for Deus Liber
Hank slices his way through the last two animatronics from wave one.
Fixed.
PUNISHER'S ROCKET: A special kind of rocket that creates massive explosions when fired. It also releases a short EMP burst, momentarily stunning any electronic devices in the area.
Yeah, sorry Twin! I didn't understand dead mechanics fully. Caledbec: 9/10.
The Chaos Shard gains in size and disorder. It's rising slowly into the air, glowing red.
I fire off two nukes at two random TIE-Fighters, trying to destroy the chip inside them but also revealing if they are duds. However, the nukes only hit one instead. The second nuke goes careening into space, crashing into an invisible glitch portal. Sorry about that, Shard of Engie. By that, I mean not sorry at all because you are my enemy.
Holy crap, we need to stop this Glitch. I'm having a little trouble keeping my black text bolded. Hmmm.
I take the Chaos Shard and use it as a weapon, slashing through Medics. Oh, hey! Look, it can serve as a weapon, supercharged with chaos energies. Feel free to use it as such, players. But maybe not too much... it might have some negative effects. Like maybe supercharging them accidentally? Whatever, be careful dealing with that shard.
It's alright.
You cannot be random with what TIE-Fighters you interact with! You have to be specific! The nukes fail entirely as a result.
Maniac: This is going to be tough.... ALCHEMY FINISHED. I test it out by shooting/slicing/poking/whatevering the ANIMATRONIC ENGINEER with it. I then put it through SCP-914 on very fine.
Midna: Search TIE #40
SHADOW FRACTALLER: A black scythe that flickers with the crimson light of Magma Cubes. Orange circles surround it, and the blade pulsates with dark energy. It seems that it can use standard attacks, like Diablo, and also pull up shadows and multiply them, effectively creating a shadow army!
32 damage to the Animatronic Engineer!
Shadow Fractaller > Very Fine = Penumbra Phantasm (Level 10: 1/11)
POST 1;
2/? Gift
2/? Gift
2/? Gift
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = ? (Level ? ?/?)
Twig of Yggdrasil || Tinsel = ? (Level ? ?/?)
Pure Conch Energy || Christmas Ordainments = ? (Level ? ?/?)
MY INVENTORY
Potions: 1x Nightshade, 2x Frostbite
...The above alchemies are new.
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idleing.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): I check TIE 80. Then, I use my Creation Pen to write myself an anti-glitch wall, to protect myself against being hurt. It is made from the finest Anti-Glitch Alloy that I could devise.
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Brass Tacks - Level 10 DOOMCHESTRA. Target: Random Animatronic
I have no idea what this does.
Cl0s3... You push-push-push-puthe Princ int0 A CCCCCCCCC---////#%#&#(!&^*[email protected] -|- I6...%
The Prince's eyes darken into a dark navylike purple.
Nimbleguy's Tubas Mk. II || Christmas Star = Point of Origin (Level 10: 1/11)
Twig of Yggdrasil || Tinsel = Constellate Decor (Level 10: 1/11)
Pure Conch Energy || Ornaments = Conchnaments (Level 10: 1/11)
#80 was searched already!
None of your attacks against you will be glitched out this turn!
You attack the L3 Sentry Gun, jumping up in the air! Suddenly, ten copies of you all form from pure code and jump up alongside you! You pull out your two tubas, and the others pull out other instruments! You proceed to play a piece so awesome that every player around stops what they're doing and watches. Your copies then toss their instruments to you and they all merge together to form a massive railgun, which you fire. A massive explosion sounds as the Sentry Gun takes 40 damage! You take 7 damage in retaliation!
>Action
I don the Glitch-Proof Armor if I haven't already.
I grab Chemostriker and sever the first point Scout's head. I then rapidly switch between Chemocide, Notch's Smiter and Chemostriker, firing each of them at the first point Soldier's head and groin simultaneously, setting him on fire with chlorine trifluoride, dissolving him with fluoroantimonic acid and giving him ebola and Lassa fever. Finally, he ends up on the receiving end of a smite of Notch. I then stab the Scout's chest with Chemostriker.
I use scribe magic to heal everyone, drawing a circle of katakana around me, which is surrounded by a circle of Blissymbols, which is surrounded by a circle of Hittite cuneiform, which is surrounded by a square of Inuktitut (Canadian syllabics), which is surrounded by a circle of Korean hanja. As soon as I complete the last circle, a healing aura surrounds everyone and they are healed.
Then, I pull out some bottles of White Elixir, my copy of the Manuscripts of Pnakotus, and a handful of intellect. At this point, would it not be wiser to prioritize the defense of players? Anyhow, I uncork three bottles of White Elixir, and pour them upon the ground, staining it white. With a slight psychic urge, the liquid levitates into the air, and begins to flow into large rings. Soon enough, the streams are accelerating at near the speed of light. The animatronics, regardless of whether or not they can sustain conscious thought, are oddly drawn to all of these rings, save a single one. I step within that ring, Pnakotic Manuscripts in hand. Then, I begin to read aloud. All is absolutely silent as I recount the maddened exploits of the fungi of Yuggoth. I reach a standstill, speaking the ancient tongue of a thousand horrendous wisdoms. Slowly, efficiently, the animatronics cease moving, as their joints have been shattered by some powerful psionic energy. Except for one, that is. Justifiably, of course, as it is currently melting. The Soldier, that is. Anyhow, the remaining animatronics are blown fifty feet away from the rings, which then all collide in a single second, fusing to create a white dome of pure inky elixir. The player who posts below me is suddenly entrapped in this dome, and is saved from one attack in the EoTB.
#28 is a dud!
The Soldier takes 36 damage! The other animatronics take 10! The Medic regains +5 HP! The Heavy regains +10 HP! Flare Flames becomes entrapped in the dome! He will be spared from attack!
I (secretly) stick a fake server chip in #50. And search #49.
Hee hee... ;3
Also, from the post above me, I stick a bunch of posters on the wall of the dome. Now I am the DOME MASTER! BTW, they're all posters of me. I also bring in another player at random! YOLOOOOOOOO
4/6 Strange Fruit
6/50 Churges
Does nothing!
#49 is a dud!
You pull in Erelye too! Now you are both protected!
*cracks knuckles* Oof. This is going to smart. Hold on. I suppose I do have the one thing guaranteed to solve everyone's problems forever. Do I dare use it... Who are we kidding. WHERE DOING THIS MAN WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN. Sorry Erelye. I quickly smash everyone's faces in with Spiral Suckers, turning as many of them as I can Trickster. WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! I then summon one-hit GRIMDARK DUMMIES, which they STRIFE, defeating instantly and gaining mastery over their Trickster powers.
The Godmodder sighs... He publicly apologizes to all players for breaking the treaty, but he feels like this must be done. A repeat of the Trickster/Grimdark strife must be avoided at all costs. He pulverizes generic with his Banhammer and kills him instantly, crushing him to dust.
>Alchemies
Origin Wands (Complete)
Diamond Sword && Comic Sans && Papyrus (font) && Hobo && Birth of a Hero && Bradley Hand ITC && Brush Script MT && Curlz MT = ??? (1/?)
Diamond Sword && Myriad Pro && Helvetica && Computer Modern (font) && Tahoma && Arial && Segoe UI && Minion Pro = ??? (1/?) Basically, this is two swords, one is based off terrible fonts, the other is based off common meh/good fonts.
>Action
I stab a Spy with Chemostriker, then spray him with fluoroantimonic acid, chlorine trifluoride, etc. He is instantly dissolved. I then move on to another Spy, position my sword directly under him, then pull up, slicing him in half vertically. I then slice him horizontally and vertically perpendicular to the first cut, slicing him into eight pieces. I roll the eight pieces like an octet into a pool of fluoroantimonic acid. I then move on to the Snipers. I grab the Snipers' guns and throw them into the pool of fluoroantimonic acid, then hack their systems so that they follow their guns. They immediately dive into the pool as well. I grab the Medic and smite him and give him Lassa fever with Notch's Smiter. The latter does nothing as he is an animatronic. I then take the Bioterrorism USB and stick it into the Medic (wearing gloves of course), infecting him with CIH, Bumerang, Marburg, Arcticbomb and Gruel, which all activate and delete all the files on his system followed by destroying his hard drives, causing his systems to be unable to run. I then move on to the Stickyspammer. I spray him with Chemocide, causing all of the stickybombs that he has in his inventory to activate, blowing him up while I stand from a safe distance. I then throw the Demoknight into the pool of fluoroantimonic acid. He dissolves instantly.
>AI Action
02/> Search TIE Fighter 44.
ORIGIN WANDS: A set of golden wands that radiate with the energies of creation. Using these powerful artifacts, one can materialize almost anything from thin air using the power of Notch himself.
Yeah... I'm really not sure you can alchemize fonts.
All the animatronics you targeted take 10 damage! The Medic regains +5 HP!
I use the colossal power to warp reality invested in me by my creation of Manufactory Anachron to warp an entire alternate Earth into existence in a stable orbit between Minecraftia and the Moon, fully populated, armed, and confused.
"Hah, so, I've never had the opportunity to demonstrate what happens to a planet without bedrock when you shoot it with an RPLS-SH. Figure now's a good time for the experiment. Also, because I want to do a useful thing with it, here,"
I use the same power to teleport every single Animatronic to the surface of this alternate Earth, confusing the poor, doomed inhabitants even further, and extending the terrified bleating of the news broadcasts to include evil robots attacking people at random...
An entire Earth. Seven billion people and uncounted tons of metal and water and stone, pulled from a doomed parallel timeline in which the Godmodder was hit and killed by a meteor at age four, preventing all these events before they even happened.
The RPLS-SH is a tube fifteen kilometers long by one kilometer wide, attached to the hull of the Anachron by a turret housing for precise targeting. The slug it fires is forty meters wide and two hundred fifty long, composed of a hyperdense composite bringing it up to roughly the mass of Greenland, and when fired accelerates to .998473C over one microsecond.
The weapon makes almost no noise when it fires, other than the creaking of the ship it's attached to, and creates no muzzle flash. Other than by calculating the trajectory, there is no real way of telling where the slug came from, and it is nearly impossible to see coming, or if seen, to stop it. It is capable of pinpoint targeting accurate enough to hit a flea from several AU away, despite the pointlessness of this.
*Creak*
The alternate earth deforms slightly, developing two massive red holes and an impressive splash of white-hot ash into the vacuum, then shudders, cracking apart with what, from the surface of Minecraftia, looks like agonizing slowness, crumbling inwards and then, as the planet seems to realize it has been killed, spraying outwards along the path of the slug, eventually forming a massive cloud of incandescent debris spread across much of the sky, blurring our view of the still-burning moon.
In case you were wondering, the slug impacted on the Animatronics' precise location.
Okay, so... Was this charged at all? I'd like to know before the attack can go through.
I then use Black Inches at the Level 3 Sentry. I then check TIE-22
Narrative Assaulter N Scratcher 6/X Santa Hat && Bowler Hat
Sweet Spades Complete!
S'more Sticks Complete!
Fluorite 2d8 && Psiicrystal && Mind Honey
+2 HP to you!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BLACK INCHES
10 damage to the L3 Sentry! You take 7 damage in retaliation!
#22 is a dud!
Santa Hat && Bowler Hat = Yuletide Bowler
Fluorite Duet && Psicrystal && Mind Honey = Gold Octet (Level 8: 1/9) (Didn't you make this already?)
YULETIDE BOWLER: A Santa Hat with the wide brim of the Bowler Hat. It is full of white stars and radiates with a red outline.
SWEET SPADES: A long laser rifle made out of metal licorice. Red and black stripes alternate across the weapon, and attached to each scope is a thin construct that crackles with the energy of salmaik. The power of playing cards is infused across the weapon itself, and it can command playing cards at will, using their magical energy to create devastating attacks. The powers of the End and Nightmare Fuel leak through the weapon as well, making it very versatile.
S'MORE STICKS: A set of white wands that radiate with the teal energy of Enderpearls. Their concentrated magical energy is harnessed in the form of marshmallows. An odd weapon choice, but it can make a good snack in a pinch.
Hey. Stop alchemizing Narrative Assaulter /\/ Scratcher. Remember, it made an Update Terminal that's WAY past Level 10.
>Alchemies
Fluorite Octet && Various Forms of Carbon = ??? (1/9)Diamond Sword && Comic Sans && Papyrus (font) && Hobo && Birth of a Hero && Bradley Hand ITC && Brush Script MT && Curlz MT = ??? (2/?)Diamond Sword && Myriad Pro && Helvetica && Computer Modern (font) && Tahoma && Arial && Segoe UI && Minion Pro = ??? (2/?)
>Actionspraying a variety of extremely-deadly substances at all the Animatronics with both Chemocide and Chemostriker. Their outer casing and aesthetic components are dissolved by fluoroantimonic acid, while their insides are set on fire with chlorine trifluoride, burning several holes in the floor that go down to bedrock. Any resemblance to anything from TF2 or any machinery is destroyed by more fluoroantimonic acid, dissolving even more of the room. Just for fun, I spray down their remains with trifluoromethanesulfonic acid, a much weaker acid than fluoroantimonic acid, then slowly increase to the superacids. I spend fifty seconds spraying their remains with magic acid (not actually magic, it's just FSO), then spray them all with fluoroantimonic acid once more. While I do this, I take care to leave the sentry gun alone for now.
The remains of the animatronics consist of things that were not dissolved by the acids or the ClF
A giant sword 50 meters wide, 1 nanometer thin that has a height of 5 times the "diameter" of Minecraftia crashes into the Sentry. It bisects the Sentry into two equal halves, then creates a chasm that the Sentry falls into. It hits bedrock, shattering into a million pieces. It has no idea that I was doing it, so it can't counterattack due to the fact that I was at that time searching TIE-Fighter #48. Also because it is currently in a million pieces from hitting bedrock at terminal velocity.
{SO MANY DEAD TEAMMATES. SO LITTLE TIME. GOOD THING WE'RE FUNCTIONALLY IMMORTAL.}
Overworld: AGH MY EYES! THE MAGENTA IS BURNING MY VERY SOUL! That being said, I have no head or back, so the spies and snipers don't pose a threat... I'm flying, so the Soldier and Demomen aren't that effective, and the Demoknight is useless, and the spies still don't pose a thread... Balls to it, Shoot the Medic First is in full effect, so time to MAXIMALIST his robotic ****. TECHPIECE almost searches TIE-Fighter 44, but a rocket launched from somewhere with a statue's head mounted on the front, blasting out dubstep and the occasional "I'm the biggest **** on the moon!", and seriously weirded up due to being torn out of it's universe of origin, lands straight on TIE-Fighter 44, scattering parts everywhere. The rocket then takes off again. The hell was that about?
Seriously. Screw magenta.
Blue's Estate, Medical Ward: "I see." (I'm tempted to leave it that short just to make a hilarious contrast compared to the above magenta paragraph, but also not.) "Still feel it would have made sense to set this kinda stuff up in advance. Unless humanity day is quite literally not that big of a deal. Sure seems that way. Quite an odd contrast to Christmas, although it does give a holiday feel that the latter never gave. Probably just the lack of hype."
As you are about to perform the Battle Technique, the multitude of guns you use glitch out of your hands or hand-analogues! They morph into odd terrain: mountains stretching a mile high, swiss cheese, a creeper, some trees, and they keep doing things like that for a while. No one can stop them. They then glitch into you and form some sand, suffocating you! 5 damage to you!
Generic... This. Is. UNACCEPTABLE. Alas, I cannot slay you, as that would undermine our current position. Luckily, I have consolidated far too much eldritch energy to be affected by the Sucker in the least. However, I can resist. Strangely, I anticipated this occurring. Almost as if... I can read the thoughts and decisions of my adversaries. Hah. Anyhow, I cast my astral manipulation curse, and every single sucker Generic owns capable of transforming one into a Trickster melts in his grasp, and is then transmuted to pure Nightmare Fuel, emitting the mutterings of a thousand elder beasts. Next time, please try to create a large amount of entities, and turn them Trickster, not attempt to transmogrify us.
I also refuse to kill Serpent, Netpatham, despite what she has done. I know she has a capacity to do something good... eventually. However, I shall not even attempt to mollify for this statement. I am not a very deferent person, to you, at the least. Anyhow, if you attempt to slay her, or anyone, for that matter, I shall doom you to an eternity with the Other Gods. They are not particularly magnanimous to those whom their protégés dictate enemies, nor do they show any restraint whatsoever.
Anyhow, I pull out Bipolarity, and equip the eldritch glasses. Immediately, I can feel the psionic amplification, and am completely certain what to do. Peering at everything through the mustard-painted lenses, I focus the energy of the Furthest Ring. I fire a projectile, dripping with Nightmare Fuel, towards the Snipers. It misses, striking the ground. This was my intention. I fuse the various energies if the Ring imbued in Bipolarity together, creating the creatures is was designed to summon. A beast of pure Nightmare Fuel, growling with a feverish intensity. The second it begins to exist, a faint sound appears over GodCraft, heard from every corner. The muttering of the Other Ones. In other words, it is precisely one third of the voices I hear on a daily basis. The weak go mad, and the strong suffer in the anguished throes of elder beasts. The entity I summoned with the glasses, however, lumbers towards the Snipers in both a swift and slow manner. I raise a hand, and a Sniper glows with a violet aura, levitating up into the air before the vast creature. The creature vomits various corrosive substances capable of destroying metal upon the unfortunate animatronic, and then begins to glow with a mustard light. Pure, unadulterated terror strikes all nearby (save me) as the creature swiftly tears the Sniper to pieces. I transmute the stuff to organic matter, and the creature devours it whole, as well as three meters of ground around it. I slip off Bipolarity, noting how useful it is. Hah.
I search TIE-Fighter #13. I also ask if Rodney could use his robotic prowess to engage the animatronic forces without dying. If he may, I politely command him to do so, and send him off.
I pull out a bizarre combination of Suicide Seeds, Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainers, and Essentia Styxpearls. I proceed to toss the Seeds and Pearls into the air. I flash-step over to a Sniper, and place the Kontainer down, igniting it before escaping. I return to the sixteen levitating seeds and pearls, just in time to telekinetically hold them up before they strike the ground. I stare at the seeds, and they momentarily glow violet, before they disappear, as do I. Within the next few seconds, everything living within a few miles (save the players) withers and dies just after a flash of violet light disappears in their vicinity. I return to the Pearls, and wait. They slowly descend, their blue order aura glinting behind them. They strike the ground at precisely the same moment, and I harness their energy, transmuting it into PURE ENTROPY with my mind. I prepare to pulse the stuff into animatronics...
Of course, it would be far wiser to protect others, as I have stated. Therefore, I draw the Hazel Wand. Immediately, I flick it downwards. Instantly, I begin glowing with a violet aura, my eyes doing the same. Mauve smoke begins to leak off of nearby blocks, swirling about, not rising, oddly enough. Then, the stuff suddenly ignites, due to a violet spark off of my wand tip. At that very instant, I transmute the cloud of swirling gas into liquid wildfire. A monolithic sapphire-colored explosion rockets across the Battlefield, ripping through the earth like a small serrated metal rod through churned milk, if you understand my expression. Anyhow, the surrounding area is then coated in deep blue flames, unable to be extinguished by any forms of water or foam. The arcane fire burns through flesh and metal alike, preventing any from entering my general area without burning alive, unless you are wielding the flame as I am. Then, I arc the Hazel Wand down. The flames leap off of the ground in an alarmingly swift fashion, annihilating any entities save me daring to step within, and swirl about, forming walls of eternal flame around me in all directions. I then pull out a few bottles of ink, and empty them before me. With a rigid twisting of the Hazel Wand, the exquisite liquid levitates into the air, and begins to circle around me in rings, slowly forming a perfect dome around me, merging with the walls of unquenchable flames. I focus with innumerable outcomes in my mind, calculating the situation. Several seconds later, the ink appears to begin to glow amethyst, from the view of those outside. Soon, the thing appears to be a large, spherical portal to deep space, appearing to accelerate excessively swiftly. Bolts of violet plasma leap from the edges of the dome, piercing a Sniper and annihilating the animatronic accosting Rodney, if he did indeed go by my request. Regardless, the portal-looking dome still stands, appearing to be far more powerful than several milliseconds ago. I teleport a random player in (assuming they will not murder me), and divert the rest of my focus towards charging the shield. The dome then begins to suck blocks in, in a manner not unlike a black hole, directly after I fuse it with the entropy from earlier. Oddly enough, the objects go into the 'image' of deep space, almost as if it was a portal. Obviously, it is not. /s Anyhow, this dome will protect that random player and myself from an attack, perhaps, as it shall transport that animatronic adversary to the depths of space, and force it to travel back to GodCraft without the usage of instantaneous teleportation, due to the fact that I am telekinetically forcing all objects away from the arrival (and theoretical exit, though it cannot be one) point.
#13 is a dud!
Corotite Warmongerer added!
32 damage to a Sniper! He will take 10 damage every turn! The other Sniper takes 20 damage! You pull piono in, protecting him!
Punisher rocket OR thunder bolt AND poison shot AND High energy blast 1/?
9/11 for Finem
8/11 for Deus Liber
If insert's attempt to tricksterify everyone doesn't fail miserably like it probably will, Hank off-handedly shoots the sucker out of insert's hands.
We don't need any more of that.
I saw what happened last time.
Hank then proceeds to continue obliterating the animatronics closest to his position.
CALEDBEC: COMPLETE. I take this new Level 9 alchemy and use it to enhance a random animatronic with Green Sun powers. Also, you think you're going to kill me, Netpatham? THINK AGAIN. And I'm immune to trickster due to the last... incident, so I am NOT going through THAT again.
Looks like a cool alchemy. I'd just prefer something a little... darker. Caledbec && Magic 8-Ball: 1/11 (presumably). I shoot a green plasma wave at a random animatronic.
CALEDBEC: A green version of Caledscratch that crackles with energy. The box that its record is on is in the shape of Bec's head, and the record seems to depict a cueball. It somewhat retains the powers of First Guardians, and can flash between various points in space rather than time.
The Godmodder, still not wanting to violate the treaty but feeling that something must be done, kills you like he did to generic! Ever remember the Contract, he says?
Maniac: Minecraft Forums HATES PESTERCHUM! Even if it's just copied from PMs! Anyway, alchemy at 2, I attack the DEMOKNIGHT with the SHADOW FRACTAL, yaddayadda.
I redirect K4yne's heal of me to Maniac, who needs it.
I check TIE Fighter #38.
The PIGMEN attack the L3 Sentry Gun!
The MEME DREAM TEAM attacks the Animatronic Medic! This time, physical MEME MISSILES, circa 2009, are launched at the medic!
Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet 5/9
Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet 5/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && Caledfwlch > ROUGH = ??? 1/??
Meme Dream Team XD 44/50
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 1/30
@Nimble: Uh... is everything decaying or something? Push the Prince into some decaying area.
@Generic: Tsk tsk. You should really not do that. Especially if you try to target side characters.
=-=-=-=Laiko=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Laiko's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x4 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x4 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1
=+=Medical Wing=+= Hah... figures it wouldn't do much... ... umm... a few things... First, have I just gotten myself entangled into some plot or something? Those decorator's actions are making me somewhat worried. Second, should I be flattered you trust me enough to let me stay in this room despite the seeming secrecy? And finally, xenophobia? Xeno means outsider right? So theres fear of outsiders? huh... I guess an eight foot tall metal drone and a golden white fox don't exactly blend in well, to anything really. So... I guess I'll leave then. Although, I can't do so myself. I can hide in a corner if things get too bad.
Nectar Potion O0O Potion of Magic = Potion of Vis done I'll take this anyway. Awkward Potion OOO Pulverized Steel = Potion of strength done +1 potion, Charging up shop decorations... 2/5 *3 (total 6 gifts).
I take a look around ship number... ummm... 67 is a nice number. I then use the Potion Supply to give a healing potion to whoever needs it the most. (which looks like Flare Flames right now)
POTION OF VIS: A potion of liquid vis. Imbued with profound magical energy.
POTION OF STRENGTH: A maroon potion. Drinking it increases attack power to minicrit status.
#67 is a dud!
The POTION SUPPLY fully heals Flare Flames and NinjaV2403!
Maniac: I say that animatronics don't work how the TF2 ones are doing. Animatronics in real life are fragile, unable to move their legs, and can only talk through a speaker. This causes the animatronics to realize that they've been doing everything wrong, taking damage as a result.
Midna: I search TIE #77
The TF2 robots in Mann vs. Machine certainly don't have those problems!
#77 was searched already! Please try to avoid repeats, guys!
B1LLSPEAK! 1 ATTEMPT T0 PUNCH AN AN1MATR0N1C. 1 THEN USE A MY COBALT SPIRAL SUCKER THING ON AN ANIMATRONIC AND SEARCH TIE NUMBER 50.
The Server Integrity and Envrionment Integrity have dropped down to critical strength! HURRY! The server's coming apart before your very eyes! Both insert_generic_username and The_Serpent revive!
The Animatronic Scout attempts to attack Erelye and Flare Flames, but fails and takes 20 damage instead! The Animatronic Soldier fires at Aegis, killing him! The splash damage deals 10 damage to ninjatwist and gutza!
The Animatronic Stickyspammer lets his sticky traps loose! One attacks pionoplayer but he comes out unharmed! The other kills engie_ninja! Shard of Engie killed! The Animatronic Demoknight turns in and slices K4yne's head off, killing him! The Animatronic Medic fully heals the Animatronic Heavy! The Animatronic Snipers both headshot 5l1n65h07, killing him! The Animatronic Spies both backstab Flare Flames, killing him!
The Animatronic Heavy deals 15 damage to generic, Talist, and The_Serpent, killing generic for real! The Animatronic Engineer deals 10 damage to XDGrangerDX! The L3 Sentry kills Talist and XDGrangerDX!
Unfortunately, there aren't enough players to push the cart! Fight harder! You don't have much time left!
The Mech-Buster Cannon kills a Sniper! The Meme Dream Team deals 32 damage to the Animatronic Medic, which regains +5 HP! The Corotite Mecha kills the Scout and the remaining Sniper! The Queen deals 40 damage to the Soldier! The Godmodder kills the Engineer!
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Make sure all of you stay alive!
> All: Destroy the Animatronics!
> All: Search all the TIE-Fighters to find the Server Chip!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [FNAF]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 60% SERVER INTEGRITY: 25% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 0% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48% CODE INTEGRITY: 65% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65% PLAYABILITY: 60% SERVER CHIPS: 6/8
~
Challenge Seven: THE PAYDAY.
Payload Cart: [???] Location: 2nd Point. Needs 25 people alive to progress to Last Point.
~
Animatronic Soldier: [???] HP: 102/200. Attacks deal splash damage.
~
Animatronic Stickyspammer: [???] HP: 211/175. Sets down stickybomb traps.
Animatronic Demoknight: [???] HP: 128/175. Ali Baba's Wee Booties/Tide Turner/Eyelander equipped.
Animatronic Medic: [???] HP: 71/150. Pocketing Heavy. Regens +5 HP for every attack thrown at him.
Animatronic Spies: [???] HP: 100/125. (x2.) Can backstab.
~
Animatronic Heavy: [???] HP: 450/300. Regens +10 HP for every attack thrown at him.
L3 Sentry Gun: [???] HP: 129/215. Counterattacks. Rockets deal splash damage.
~
Challenge Eight: THE FIELD.
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 114,000/130,000.
Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I give tazz ten crit potions, use one on myself, then BT:Colourmatic the stickyspammer
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the stickyspammer
Potions: Critmist II x9
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
I pass the infini-gifter around to everyone once. They all get a gift from it, whether they want to or not.
-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-
What? They're just setting up decorations. I trust them with my life... not that I have much choice.
Er... not really. This isn't really secretive per se, it'd just be better the fewer people here knew about it.
Do you not have teleportation abilities? Um...Red?
Red gets up, and grabs Wilson's paw.
Thanks for the visit, Wilson. Try not to get glitched to death.
The two of them disappear in a flash of red, re-appearing in Wilson's lab.
Hey, you don't mind if I grab a potion of magic, do you?
Lothyra: *GASP* I'm alive! (BTW, Orange is now my chumhandle color and Lothyra's dialog color.)
I then shoot the medic with iAntimak.
Hmm. I have an idea for a powerful tool. Bender, I am about to start work on another alchemy...
I pull out some UU-MATTER, a LARGE CELL COLONY, and a TRANSMITTER. I use the Enlarger to shrink the Transmitter and a Small Rocket Engine.
Bender: What is that chick doing?
I then stuff the Animatronic Soldier inside my Momcorp Hyperspace CompartmentTM ,which through the powers of Phlebontium and Rule of Funny, contains a recycling plant. You can guess what happens then. Also, I search TIE-FIGHTER # 68.
Can't think of any Alchemies right now! Ugh! I can give Modpack +2, though.
However, I do have Critmist Potions! NOW IS THE TIME! I use the Potions of Critmist on myself, CobaltShade, TT2000, and The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man, and begin the first attack in the chain of attacks I will quickly dub...MAELSTROM OF LEAD!
I point at the glitch-born Mercenary Animatronics, hate in my eyes, then levy literally EVERY projectile-spouting weapon I possess! That would be Nukem, Swordsplosion, the Unkempt Harold, Excalibleep, Ol' Slagger, the Slag-Shocker, The Allegrostepper's Wand form, The Whole Note, The Dragon Ender, The Irate Schrezo, the Endscoper of Zillyfyre, the Sweetrifle of Zillyhamm in Rifle Mode, the Koopa Candyslayer, the Ringscoper of Zillyded, the Candycar Trophy of Zillybows (activated), the Lavascoper of Zillywen, the Vulcanizer, the Ring Deader, The Man Ender and the Iron Fist, then to add to this insane arsenal of weapons, I activate Armed and Dangerous to summon Lefty again! With my insane arsenal, the effects of Critmist, and pure HATE of glitch in my deep soul, I fire EVERYTHING, absolutely EVERYTHING, at my target!
My target is the Stickyspammer, of course. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
My endless assault of projectiles is only the beginning, though! My allies! Strike true!
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I examine my brand new divination tool, and search TIE-Fighter #21.
If I may do so, I use the Spare Tentacle on the Animatronic Demoknight. Under other circumstances, I would be inclined to do more, but I have no time to loose. I am researching.
Then, I draw the Hazel Wand. Staring down the Soldier, I decide to raise the dead to assault it. Alas, there are none left to raise, thanks to my own exploits. Therefore, I proceed to use the next best thing. In this case, that would be arcane bombardment via shadows. With a wave of the Wand, shadows begin to... congeal in the air above, forming into a far more manageable gaseous state. After approximately five and eighty-two thousandths minutes, they form into several large masses, blotting out the sun. Then, I utilize my permanent Grimdarkness. A chain of several forked orchid lightning bolts leap from the sky, all striking the Animatronic Soldier. Then, I arc the Hazel Wand downward. The masses of pure esoteric shadow split into hundreds of thousands of messy orbs, occasionally expanding or compressing in a... satisfactory manner. Hah. Anyhow, the thousands of shadow bolts streak into motion, moving at half the speed of light. Within a nanosecond, thousands of shadowbolts are crashing against the surface of GodCraft, violently exploding, and emitting pure darkness. Fifty-eight of these bolts strike the Soldier, freezing the joints of the thing. After around five more seconds, every shadowbolt has hit GodCraft. All that remains is around seventeen gallons of liquid shadow. What ever shall I do with it? /s I telekinetically pull the stuff around myself, forming a pure black silhouette shaped like a Minecraft avatar, and the player posting below me, doing the same. This shadow armor is impossible to break, and focuses the energy of darkness, stopping the attacks of those who strike it with a combination of blindness-inducing curses, Shadow Corruption, and the effects of being in a vacuum, oddly enough. (If the above attack slew the Soldier, I use this on the next available animatronic).
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Accepting the critmist potions, I proceed to go gorilla gorilla crazy on the Stickyspammer, continuing the chain:
I cut the Stickyspammer into eight pieces with the Nuclear Powersaw, then fire at him simultaneously with Chemocide and Chemostriker. One eighth is dissolved by fluoroantimonic acid, while another eighth is dissolved by chlorine trifluoride.
I then use the Origin Wands again to send a bullet hell level of 57,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 projectiles of varying technological progress at the third, fourth, fifth and sixth eighths. They range from rocks to ICBMs. That half is absolutely destroyed. The seventh and eighth eighths are smited with the power of Notch and given Lassa fever with Notch's Smiter.
If the Stickyspammer is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, target one of the Spies with lower health. If he is dead, target the Demoknight.
I also search TIE 29.
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+1 to K4yne
+1 to Irecreeper
I redirect K4yne's heal of me to Maniac, who needs it.
I check TIE Fighter #38.
The PIGMEN attack the L3 Sentry Gun!
The MEME DREAM TEAM
Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet 5/9
Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet 5/9
NEW Glitched Modpack Files && Caledfwlch > ROUGH = ??? 1/??
Meme Dream Team XD 44/50
Meme Dream Team :3 44/50 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 1/30
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Pesterlog:
[CTT] While I regret the necessity of that course of action, I cannot allow you to destroy all of reality on a whim. I would rather have one death in-game on my conscience than the death of everyone in every universe in this Trifecta. Stop now, or I will have to stop you.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
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@Generic: Tsk tsk. You should really not do that. Especially if you try to target side characters.
=-=-=-=Laiko=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Laiko's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x4 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x4 (1$) <|> Potion of dreams x1
=+=Medical Wing=+=
Hah... figures it wouldn't do much... ... umm... a few things... First, have I just gotten myself entangled into some plot or something? Those decorator's actions are making me somewhat worried. Second, should I be flattered you trust me enough to let me stay in this room despite the seeming secrecy? And finally, xenophobia? Xeno means outsider right? So theres fear of outsiders? huh... I guess an eight foot tall metal drone and a golden white fox don't exactly blend in well, to anything really. So... I guess I'll leave then. Although, I can't do so myself. I can hide in a corner if things get too bad.
Nectar Potion O0O Potion of Magic = Potion of Vis done
I'll take this anyway. Awkward Potion OOO Pulverized Steel = Potion of strength done
+1 potion, Charging up shop decorations... 2/5 *3 (total 6 gifts).
I take a look around ship number... ummm... 67 is a nice number. I then use the Potion Supply to give a healing potion to whoever needs it the most. (which looks like Flare Flames right now)
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Midna: I search TIE #77
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I check TIE-26
I attack another battering ram to the payload cart! This one is poisonous!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
SHUT UP! I'LL BE IN CHARGE WHETHER THE POST COLOR IS DARK RED OR POWDER BLUE!
Go home, you're drunk. Calm down before you interrupt my plans.
You appear to have accidentally overstepped my post, so I'll repeat it.
Action 1/3
Magma Mortars: 8/10
Elemental Retribution: 43/50
Orbit Control: 18/50
May I charge while dead? If not, I will charge once I can.
Gunslingers and sticky spammers... You most accurately depict TF2 in Challenge 7.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
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PUNISHER'S ROCKET: A special kind of rocket that creates massive explosions when fired. It also releases a short EMP burst, momentarily stunning any electronic devices in the area.
16 damage to the Animatronic Scout and Soldier!
No. I specified that the Glitch-Proof Armor protects your attacks from glitching out. That will go into affect now.
It's alright.
You cannot be random with what TIE-Fighters you interact with! You have to be specific! The nukes fail entirely as a result.
36 damage to the Medic! It regens +5 HP!
SHADOW FRACTALLER: A black scythe that flickers with the crimson light of Magma Cubes. Orange circles surround it, and the blade pulsates with dark energy. It seems that it can use standard attacks, like Diablo, and also pull up shadows and multiply them, effectively creating a shadow army!
32 damage to the Animatronic Engineer!
Shadow Fractaller > Very Fine = Penumbra Phantasm (Level 10: 1/11)
#40 is a dud!
Nimbleguy's Tubas Mk. II || Christmas Star = Point of Origin (Level 10: 1/11)
Twig of Yggdrasil || Tinsel = Constellate Decor (Level 10: 1/11)
Pure Conch Energy || Ornaments = Conchnaments (Level 10: 1/11)
#80 was searched already!
None of your attacks against you will be glitched out this turn!
> Nimbleguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BRASS TACKS - DOOMCHESTRA
You attack the L3 Sentry Gun, jumping up in the air! Suddenly, ten copies of you all form from pure code and jump up alongside you! You pull out your two tubas, and the others pull out other instruments! You proceed to play a piece so awesome that every player around stops what they're doing and watches. Your copies then toss their instruments to you and they all merge together to form a massive railgun, which you fire. A massive explosion sounds as the Sentry Gun takes 40 damage! You take 7 damage in retaliation!
Okay, you do that.
The Scout dodges your attack!
+1 HP to all players!
#31 is a dud!
#28 is a dud!
The Soldier takes 36 damage! The other animatronics take 10! The Medic regains +5 HP! The Heavy regains +10 HP! Flare Flames becomes entrapped in the dome! He will be spared from attack!
Does nothing!
#49 is a dud!
You pull in Erelye too! Now you are both protected!
The Godmodder sighs... He publicly apologizes to all players for breaking the treaty, but he feels like this must be done. A repeat of the Trickster/Grimdark strife must be avoided at all costs. He pulverizes generic with his Banhammer and kills him instantly, crushing him to dust.
ORIGIN WANDS: A set of golden wands that radiate with the energies of creation. Using these powerful artifacts, one can materialize almost anything from thin air using the power of Notch himself.
Yeah... I'm really not sure you can alchemize fonts.
All the animatronics you targeted take 10 damage! The Medic regains +5 HP!
#44 is a dud!
Okay, so... Was this charged at all? I'd like to know before the attack can go through.
+2 HP to you!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BLACK INCHES
10 damage to the L3 Sentry! You take 7 damage in retaliation!
#22 is a dud!
Santa Hat && Bowler Hat = Yuletide Bowler
Fluorite Duet && Psicrystal && Mind Honey = Gold Octet (Level 8: 1/9) (Didn't you make this already?)
YULETIDE BOWLER: A Santa Hat with the wide brim of the Bowler Hat. It is full of white stars and radiates with a red outline.
SWEET SPADES: A long laser rifle made out of metal licorice. Red and black stripes alternate across the weapon, and attached to each scope is a thin construct that crackles with the energy of salmaik. The power of playing cards is infused across the weapon itself, and it can command playing cards at will, using their magical energy to create devastating attacks. The powers of the End and Nightmare Fuel leak through the weapon as well, making it very versatile.
S'MORE STICKS: A set of white wands that radiate with the teal energy of Enderpearls. Their concentrated magical energy is harnessed in the form of marshmallows. An odd weapon choice, but it can make a good snack in a pinch.
Hey. Stop alchemizing Narrative Assaulter /\/ Scratcher. Remember, it made an Update Terminal that's WAY past Level 10.
Fluorite Octet && Carbon = Carbon Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
5 damage to every Animatronic besides the Sentry Gun! The Medic and Heavy regen it!
36 damage to the L3 Sentry Gun! Right before it falls into the chasm, it fires a single volley of rockets...
#48 is a dud! As you inspect it, you hear something screaming coming towards you... The rockets collide! 7 damage to you!
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GUNS AKIMBO - MAXIMALIST
As you are about to perform the Battle Technique, the multitude of guns you use glitch out of your hands or hand-analogues! They morph into odd terrain: mountains stretching a mile high, swiss cheese, a creeper, some trees, and they keep doing things like that for a while. No one can stop them. They then glitch into you and form some sand, suffocating you! 5 damage to you!
#44 was searched already!
#56 is a dud!
20 damage to both Snipers!
You gain Regeneration for a turn!
#04 is a dud!
The Heavy kicks the octet away! Luck is immune to him! He only knows war.
Fluorite Octet || Dice Quartet = Fluorite Quartet (Level 4: 1/5)
#13 is a dud!
Corotite Warmongerer added!
32 damage to a Sniper! He will take 10 damage every turn! The other Sniper takes 20 damage! You pull piono in, protecting him!
Punisher Rocket || Thunderbolt && Poison Shot && High-Energy Blast = Elemental Rocket (Level 6: 1/7)
24 damage to the Stickyspammer.
CALEDBEC: A green version of Caledscratch that crackles with energy. The box that its record is on is in the shape of Bec's head, and the record seems to depict a cueball. It somewhat retains the powers of First Guardians, and can flash between various points in space rather than time.
The Godmodder, still not wanting to violate the treaty but feeling that something must be done, kills you like he did to generic! Ever remember the Contract, he says?
Caledbec && Magic 8 Ball = Caledball (Level 10: 1/11)
20 damage to the Animatronic Heavy! He regains +10 HP!
32 damage to the Demoknight!
#66 is a dud!
16 damage to the Medic! He regens +5 HP!
No Joke glitches out and summons a canister of laughing gas instead!
The laughing gas glitches back into heals, restoring +4 HP to Maniac!
#38 is a dud!
Caledpack > Rough = Caledbreak (Level 11: 1/12)
You can't make this either...
POTION OF VIS: A potion of liquid vis. Imbued with profound magical energy.
POTION OF STRENGTH: A maroon potion. Drinking it increases attack power to minicrit status.
#67 is a dud!
The POTION SUPPLY fully heals Flare Flames and NinjaV2403!
The TF2 robots in Mann vs. Machine certainly don't have those problems!
#77 was searched already! Please try to avoid repeats, guys!
Sadly, it is accurate. :/
The Server Integrity and Envrionment Integrity have dropped down to critical strength! HURRY! The server's coming apart before your very eyes! Both insert_generic_username and The_Serpent revive!
The Animatronic Scout attempts to attack Erelye and Flare Flames, but fails and takes 20 damage instead! The Animatronic Soldier fires at Aegis, killing him! The splash damage deals 10 damage to ninjatwist and gutza!
The Animatronic Stickyspammer lets his sticky traps loose! One attacks pionoplayer but he comes out unharmed! The other kills engie_ninja! Shard of Engie killed! The Animatronic Demoknight turns in and slices K4yne's head off, killing him! The Animatronic Medic fully heals the Animatronic Heavy! The Animatronic Snipers both headshot 5l1n65h07, killing him! The Animatronic Spies both backstab Flare Flames, killing him!
The Animatronic Heavy deals 15 damage to generic, Talist, and The_Serpent, killing generic for real! The Animatronic Engineer deals 10 damage to XDGrangerDX! The L3 Sentry kills Talist and XDGrangerDX!
Unfortunately, there aren't enough players to push the cart! Fight harder! You don't have much time left!
The Mech-Buster Cannon kills a Sniper! The Meme Dream Team deals 32 damage to the Animatronic Medic, which regains +5 HP! The Corotite Mecha kills the Scout and the remaining Sniper! The Queen deals 40 damage to the Soldier! The Godmodder kills the Engineer!
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Make sure all of you stay alive!
> All: Destroy the Animatronics!
> All: Search all the TIE-Fighters to find the Server Chip!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [FNAF]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 60%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 25%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 15%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 48%
CODE INTEGRITY: 65%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 65%
PLAYABILITY: 60%
SERVER CHIPS: 6/8
~
Challenge Seven: THE PAYDAY.
Payload Cart: [???] Location: 2nd Point. Needs 25 people alive to progress to Last Point.
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Animatronic Soldier: [???] HP: 102/200. Attacks deal splash damage.
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Animatronic Stickyspammer: [???] HP: 211/175. Sets down stickybomb traps.
Animatronic Demoknight: [???] HP: 128/175. Ali Baba's Wee Booties/Tide Turner/Eyelander equipped.
Animatronic Medic: [???] HP: 71/150. Pocketing Heavy. Regens +5 HP for every attack thrown at him.
Animatronic Spies: [???] HP: 100/125. (x2.) Can backstab.
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Animatronic Heavy: [???] HP: 450/300. Regens +10 HP for every attack thrown at him.
L3 Sentry Gun: [???] HP: 129/215. Counterattacks. Rockets deal splash damage.
~
Challenge Eight: THE FIELD.
TIE-Fighter #11: [???]
TIE-Fighter #12: [???]
TIE-Fighter #14: [???]
TIE-Fighter #15: [???]
TIE-Fighter #16: [???]
TIE-Fighter #17: [???]
TIE-Fighter #18: [???]
TIE-Fighter #20: [???]
TIE-Fighter #21: [???]
TIE-Fighter #24: [???]
TIE-Fighter #25: [???]
TIE-Fighter #26: [???]
TIE-Fighter #27: [???]
TIE-Fighter #29: [???]
TIE-Fighter #33: [???]
TIE-Fighter #34: [???]
TIE-Fighter #35: [???]
TIE-Fighter #36: [???]
TIE-Fighter #37: [???]
TIE-Fighter #38: [???]
TIE-Fighter #39: [???]
TIE-Fighter #46: [???]
TIE-Fighter #47: [???]
TIE-Fighter #50: [???]
TIE-Fighter #53: [???]
TIE-Fighter #54: [???]
TIE-Fighter #55: [???]
TIE-Fighter #57: [???]
TIE-Fighter #58: [???]
TIE-Fighter #59: [???]
TIE-Fighter #64: [???]
TIE-Fighter #65: [???]
TIE-Fighter #68: [???]
TIE-Fighter #70: [???]
TIE-Fighter #71: [???]
TIE-Fighter #73: [???]
TIE-Fighter #74: [???]
TIE-Fighter #75: [???]
TIE-Fighter #76: [???]
~
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 0/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 20/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 20/20.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 20/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 14/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 20/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 6/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 0/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 20/20. Regen: I
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 10/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 0/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 10/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 20/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 13/20.
OverlordXcano: [???] HP: 20/20.
Flare Flames: [???] HP: 0/20.
Homerharry: [???] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 5/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 0/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 19/30.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 13/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 0/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 0/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 0/20.
~
Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 187,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIII
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 114,000/130,000.
Corotite Warmongerer: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Chaos Shard: [???] HP: ???/???.
Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III READY (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Sacred Items:
12 Hog Slop
20 Elf Tears
6 Pie Filling
18 Weasel Snot
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I know that, but... How many posts did that take? 10?
// I scan TIE-Fighter #34
// I look for weak spot in the Anamatronic Medic, I find an open area where I could hit him in the exoskeleton, and hit him there.
👊 Strong Magnet 3/10
WE HAVE A CHAIN ATTACK GUYS
PREPARE FOR AWESOMENESS
Midna: Check TIE #50
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I give tazz ten crit potions, use one on myself, then BT:Colourmatic the stickyspammer
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the stickyspammer
Potions: Critmist II x9
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
I pass the infini-gifter around to everyone once. They all get a gift from it, whether they want to or not.
-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-
What? They're just setting up decorations. I trust them with my life... not that I have much choice.
Er... not really. This isn't really secretive per se, it'd just be better the fewer people here knew about it.
Do you not have teleportation abilities? Um...Red?
Red gets up, and grabs Wilson's paw.
Thanks for the visit, Wilson. Try not to get glitched to death.
The two of them disappear in a flash of red, re-appearing in Wilson's lab.
Hey, you don't mind if I grab a potion of magic, do you?
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Midna DNA Sequencing: 6/20
Midna Ectobiology Report: 6/20
==Actions==
Lothyra: *GASP* I'm alive! (BTW, Orange is now my chumhandle color and Lothyra's dialog color.)
I then shoot the medic with iAntimak.
Hmm. I have an idea for a powerful tool. Bender, I am about to start work on another alchemy...
I pull out some UU-MATTER, a LARGE CELL COLONY, and a TRANSMITTER. I use the Enlarger to shrink the Transmitter and a Small Rocket Engine.
Bender: What is that chick doing?
I then stuff the Animatronic Soldier inside my Momcorp Hyperspace CompartmentTM ,which through the powers of Phlebontium and Rule of Funny, contains a recycling plant. You can guess what happens then. Also, I search TIE-FIGHTER # 68.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Can't think of any Alchemies right now! Ugh! I can give Modpack +2, though.
However, I do have Critmist Potions! NOW IS THE TIME! I use the Potions of Critmist on myself, CobaltShade, TT2000, and The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man, and begin the first attack in the chain of attacks I will quickly dub...MAELSTROM OF LEAD!
I point at the glitch-born Mercenary Animatronics, hate in my eyes, then levy literally EVERY projectile-spouting weapon I possess! That would be Nukem, Swordsplosion, the Unkempt Harold, Excalibleep, Ol' Slagger, the Slag-Shocker, The Allegrostepper's Wand form, The Whole Note, The Dragon Ender, The Irate Schrezo, the Endscoper of Zillyfyre, the Sweetrifle of Zillyhamm in Rifle Mode, the Koopa Candyslayer, the Ringscoper of Zillyded, the Candycar Trophy of Zillybows (activated), the Lavascoper of Zillywen, the Vulcanizer, the Ring Deader, The Man Ender and the Iron Fist, then to add to this insane arsenal of weapons, I activate Armed and Dangerous to summon Lefty again! With my insane arsenal, the effects of Critmist, and pure HATE of glitch in my deep soul, I fire EVERYTHING, absolutely EVERYTHING, at my target!
My target is the Stickyspammer, of course. If he is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, One of the Spies. If that is dead as well, the Demoknight.
My endless assault of projectiles is only the beginning, though! My allies! Strike true!
I also search TIE 11.
Golden Sunsticks 5/11
I examine my brand new divination tool, and search TIE-Fighter #21.
If I may do so, I use the Spare Tentacle on the Animatronic Demoknight. Under other circumstances, I would be inclined to do more, but I have no time to loose. I am researching.
Then, I draw the Hazel Wand. Staring down the Soldier, I decide to raise the dead to assault it. Alas, there are none left to raise, thanks to my own exploits. Therefore, I proceed to use the next best thing. In this case, that would be arcane bombardment via shadows. With a wave of the Wand, shadows begin to... congeal in the air above, forming into a far more manageable gaseous state. After approximately five and eighty-two thousandths minutes, they form into several large masses, blotting out the sun. Then, I utilize my permanent Grimdarkness. A chain of several forked orchid lightning bolts leap from the sky, all striking the Animatronic Soldier. Then, I arc the Hazel Wand downward. The masses of pure esoteric shadow split into hundreds of thousands of messy orbs, occasionally expanding or compressing in a... satisfactory manner. Hah. Anyhow, the thousands of shadow bolts streak into motion, moving at half the speed of light. Within a nanosecond, thousands of shadowbolts are crashing against the surface of GodCraft, violently exploding, and emitting pure darkness. Fifty-eight of these bolts strike the Soldier, freezing the joints of the thing. After around five more seconds, every shadowbolt has hit GodCraft. All that remains is around seventeen gallons of liquid shadow. What ever shall I do with it? /s I telekinetically pull the stuff around myself, forming a pure black silhouette shaped like a Minecraft avatar, and the player posting below me, doing the same. This shadow armor is impossible to break, and focuses the energy of darkness, stopping the attacks of those who strike it with a combination of blindness-inducing curses, Shadow Corruption, and the effects of being in a vacuum, oddly enough. (If the above attack slew the Soldier, I use this on the next available animatronic).
Carbon Octet 2/9
>Assist
+2 to Modpack
>Action
Accepting the critmist potions, I proceed to go gorilla gorilla crazy on the Stickyspammer, continuing the chain:
I cut the Stickyspammer into eight pieces with the Nuclear Powersaw, then fire at him simultaneously with Chemocide and Chemostriker. One eighth is dissolved by fluoroantimonic acid, while another eighth is dissolved by chlorine trifluoride.
I then use the Origin Wands again to send a bullet hell level of 57,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 projectiles of varying technological progress at the third, fourth, fifth and sixth eighths. They range from rocks to ICBMs. That half is absolutely destroyed. The seventh and eighth eighths are smited with the power of Notch and given Lassa fever with Notch's Smiter.
If the Stickyspammer is dead, the Soldier is targeted instead. If he is dead, target one of the Spies with lower health. If he is dead, target the Demoknight.
I also search TIE 29.