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I leap onto the Infinity Seal, and pull out Cancer. Momentarily considering the astrological meaning of what I am about to do, I attempt to sink the blades of the twin sickles into the Seal. I I cannot, I merely slice at the Seal. In any case, I proceed to pulse pure refined rage into the Seal as I slice in, almost recalling the Vast Expletive. Well, half of it. I could never come near to replicating such a magnificent imprecation, nor do I wish to in any sense. Now, perhaps I should get to solving the riddle.
Okay, so, I doubt the riddle is actually speaking of faces, and rather some sort of metaphysical place, unless I am an idiot. As a result, I would say the green face is a... forest, or perhaps a plain or garden. A green area occurring in the realm of nature would be accurate. Therefore, the blue face has to be... the ocean? Or the sky? But how is the ocean higher than the land? Unless it is some valley of considerable depth, I would assume this is impossible. As such, the blue is probably... the sky? Very well. What 'eyes' are in the sky? Thick gases, clouds, stars, the moon, and the sun. What looks down? Literally, I would say clouds do. Now, what would clouds be looking upon in a plain/nature-infested area? Flowers, trees, and grass. As I am not counting people or things, I shall not literally say animals. So, I think the answer may be some kind of rain upon the... plants, but perhaps it was looking for UV light rays. In that case, it would be the sun/moon over the flora, shining upon them.
At this point, I continue to gather material from all of Grayhold for the monumental task that is fully restoring a soul... my way.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
==Actions== (BTW Twin, Steel blue text is my character's dialog. Sliver is Bender's dialog. Do not Glitch that out.)
Lothyra: Oh God I'm an idiodsasdasgr I'm choking.
Bender: HAHAHAHAH! You idiot! Now you're in a fight!
Lothyra: I use my suit to vent superheated plasma at Midna, hopefully removing her chokehold at me. I then snap my fingers, and Bender, who is at the lab now, appearifies the tissue sample and inserts it into the sequening machine. I then shoot the Infinity Seal with iTokomak.
Bender: I activate the sequencing machine. It seems that the sequencing will take a couple of hours.
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I cast Regicide on the Infinity Seal.
Looking back to the miniature strangle-intensive duel between Midna and Lothyra, I proceed to summon an orchid pillow with my arcane abilities, and scream profusely into it. Muffled curses and various imprecations can be heard, until I teleport it back away, at least. Then, I proceed to step over to the two. Examining the fight, I raise the Hazel Wand. Just as Lothyra is about to vent what appears to be helium plasma, an arcane shockwave emanates across the planet, unbelievably loud and potent. After the dust settles, those who were interested in this... fight notice that there are two domes of violet energy surrounding the combatants.
That is enough. I do not think it is very intelligent to not ask before you attempt to sequence the genome of a race by stealing their flesh. In any case, I have already done it, in a far more sensible manner, without the foolish injuries. I also do not think this civil war will aid us in any way whatsoever. As such, I would advise you two cease the combat.
I walk away, and the domes slowly fade, almost as if they can anticipate what shall occur after I leave, and are unwilling to disappear.
I am the auspistice. It is me.
Anyhow, I alchemize Concentrated Mind Essence && Concentrated Light Essence 1/???. A new method of obtaining knowledge is certainly a good thing. I suppose I also alchemize Eye's Pyramidion ~~~ Loom.
Grayhold Citadel, 7:17
Within the square room I decided to host the ritual within, jars and jars of essentia rest on shelves, ingredients within containers, and energy within the two beings present. I levitate to the ceiling of the room, and calibrate the thaumostatic pylons upon it, preparing. Then, I fall to the floor, carefully examining the runes on the circle in which the Corotite Warmonger stands. Satisfied with the quality, I begin. Jars of Fabrico and Potentia, Spiritus and Humanus, and Cognitio flow into the central point of the robot, releasing streams of essentia bubbles. Multiple filled Warded Soul Jars on the side fuse together, forming a singular, sentient entity. I drag this sentience out of the thing, and fuse it to a sheet of paper that I immediately ignite. The new soul is meant to serve as a sort of spiritual gauze, not a second mind. The room begins to reverberate with past memories of being christened the Corotite Warmonger, whether they can recall them or not. Every single vision, upon completing the task of showing a memory, flies into the still robot, as well as the essentia. Soon enough, the jars drain, and the memories have run out, as we have successfully gone through the entire life of this man. Then, I telekinetically slam the empty soul into the robot, renewing it. The ritual ceases, having nearly failed twice. Luckily, this was not the case.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Lothyra: You are right, Erelye. I don't know why I didn't ask permission for Midna. Normally I do, but I guess sometimes everybody makes mistakes. After all, to err is sapient. I then walk up to Midna. Midna, I apologize for the non-consenual extraction of your DNA. I guess I just thought you'd say no. I promise something like this will never hapen again. You have my word. Peace? I then heal the area where I took the sample. Wait, I just remembered. My most powerful gun yet has been created. I then equip iAntimak and shoot it at the Infinity Seal.
Bender: At the lab, while the DNA is being sequenced, read the instructions left by Lothyra. They say to use the appearifier to create a paradox slime Midna and insert it into the ectobiology decoder. I go do that.
So, it seems that the unrevealed employer has something to do with this...
I take tons of hammers and start smashing the infinity seal. I honestly feel it doesn't really matter what attacks we use, it's not like we're gonna do more than 1 damage...
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I attack the infinity seal with an attacking device
Orbital Weapons:
Nomblequest:
Potions: Critmist II x10
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
Yawn.
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
...sorry.
Red apologizes, not sounding very apologetic at all.
Anyways, Wilson, I still have little idea of what you're talking about. But it doesn't really matter, I don't think.
What were we talking about before? ...It doesn't matter either.
Does anyone have something else they'd like to bring up? Because I do have other things to do.
I calmly and collectedly pull out a Master Ball, then throw it into the Infinity Seal. If that doesn't count as an attack I smash a shiny Beldum into the Seal. I also attempt to bodyguard somebody.
Heat Clocksucker 8/9
Frost Frogsucker 8/9
Unpersoner > Fine 7/11
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I aim my matter gun at the seal. And I fire. Hopefully this goes well, because last time I did this it sent me to antichamber. And it was nice, but if I had to do it again I would scream. So hopefully the fez helps me out.
The MEME DREAM TEAM APPEARS! (40/40) A massive amount of memes flow out of it, and it charges the Infinity Seal! It sends PURE NYAN CAT MEMES into the seal!
I use the AUDITORY PISTON and summon some pigmen! They follow the MEME DREAM TEAM into fighting the infinity seal, and defend the MEME DREAM TEAM
CALEDPACK 10/12
NEW Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = ??? 2/??
NEW Doom Bullet && Barbahole = ??? 2/??
Meme Dream Team XD 41/50 (Irecreeper'd)
DONE Meme Dream Team 40/40
Meme Dream Team :3 40/50
Question twin, could I at the very least do alchemies while I'm dead? Below was just a post so I could keep track of where I am. Also, since I know the name of all my elemental alchemies, I'm gonna ask for the rest of the robes.
Maleficis Est (magic) ~~~ Loom
Disparem (distortion) ~~~ Loom
Potentias Eius (creation) ~~~ Loom
Finem (oblivion) ~~~ Loom
Deus Liber (reality) ~~~ Loom
These aren't the last ones I'm gonna want drawings of, but I've got a handful of loom things from my stupidly overpowered swords that I'm gonna want to know just to see what they are.
10/11 for Disparem
3/11 for Finem
2/11 for Deus Liber
Also, think I should warn you guys, Hank isn't a minecratian, so he ain't respawning until something brings him back.
And erelye and serpent: Should we just call the Preston Cole thing a flop and leave it? It really didn't work out the way I thought it would.
Yup. This sure is happening. Monado ~~~ Loom. I cautiously throw a block of salt into the Seal. I then use the Monado to predict the future, giving me a functional ability to counter anything the Seal throws at me.
Heat Clocksucker 8/9
Frost Frogsucker 8/9
Unpersoner > Fine 7/11
Monado ~~~ Loom = Twin's Shades
TWIN'S SHADES: A set of red glasses worn by TwinBuilder. The universe is reflected in their lenses.
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shaking!
I then open the SAPPHIRE TREASURE CHEST and take the contents.
Then, I run up to the INFINITY SEAL and DOOMBRINGER it, and then coat my hand in PURE DOOM MATTER, right from the inside of a doom bullet, and punch the seal!!!!
CALEDPACK 9/12
NEW Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = ??? 1/??
NEW Doom Bullet && Barbahole = ??? 1/??
The Doombringer causes the Infinity Seal to continue shining, heating up, screeching, and shaking!
65/100...
The punch does nothing... Hey! Wait a minute! You're not allowed to make Caledpack AT ALL! The maximum alchemy cap is Level 10, and Caledpack was Level 12! Its charge fails!
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I attack the infinity seal a single time.
Orbital Weapons:
Nomblequest:
Potions: Critmist II x7
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
I probably shouldn't have any more nectar for a while. Who knows what side effects there might be?
Just leave the cake on the table, I'm sure someone here will have some.
I have no idea what a Kitsune is... or whatever you're holding is for that matter.
But if you think it'll help, be my guest.
Red cuts himself a piece of cake, and then sits down next to Blue.
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shaking!
Is this better? Also, none of us got any explanation for our alchemies. Is this intended?
> Alchemies
Unicoder && Warded Fabrico Jar = Origin Wands (5/11)
Can I duplicate the glitch-proof armor?
> Action
I examine Chemostriker and the Glitch-Proof Armor. I throw my drum set at the Infinity Seal.
If you want a description for it, just tell me. Yes, it was intentional. And that is better, by the way. Thank you.
No, you cannot duplicate it.
GLITCH-PROOF ARMOR: A set of grey armor that seems to shine with a radiant light. The Glitch's corruption, which has spread nearly everywhere at this point, does not seem to be affecting it.
CHEMOSTRIKER: A long sword emblazoned with yellow and black patterns. Its blade shines with a dull green light, and toxins are laced throughout it. In addition, there is a nozzle next to the blade. With the pull of a trigger, various fatal chemicals can be sprayed from it.
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shaking!
{...OOPS. I THOUGH YOU TWO WERE INFINITY SEALS. DON'T ASK. GLITCHES GONNA GLITCH.}
Overworld: I have completely forgotten the green shade, but even if I don't get it right, I'm still going to attack the infinity seal, no matter how many times I press backspace and accidentally revert the text colour to gray!
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: The drone falls over due to being too heavy to remain in a seated position without a chair. It then stands back up, deploys a Rancho Relaxo, and sits on that instead.
Antiaqua || Excalibleep = The Chiller (Level 10: 6/11)
The Goldenrod && TF2 Australian Life-force = Golden Globe (Level 10: 6/11)
I don the Glitch-Proof Armor and levy Spacerender against the Infinity Seal!
I also whip out a few cookies of ridiculous healing potential. I use one on myself and throw the other two to two players in need.
You equip the Glitch-Proof Armor and use the Spacerender!
SPACERENDER: A black sword that glimmers with energy. Stars seem to be suspended in its frame, and space warps around it. The weapon can cut through space, creating tears in reality to pass through, and to trap others in. Of course, that's just one application of its powers.
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shaking!
Lothyra: I sense.. something. With my suit's plot detector. Anyhow, I read section 6 of the guide. Then I use iTokomak on the Infinity Seal. I also begin conversing with Amperz.
Bender: I heal all injured players.
==Roleplaying== (Twin, don't Glitch this. It is roleplaying.)
Lothyra: I also use the Neutrino-Ray that Bender gave me to examine Midna's internal structure (the Neutrino Ray is something from Futurama). I then continue traveling to the lab (with a very small sample of Midna's tissue), striking a conversation with Amperz along the way. So, when can we get started on the cloning project. I assume we'd have to defeat the Glitch first. Could you please give me details on how your technology works?
Not working on the guide today. I'm going to update the Echeladder instead. (I've been doing it today for a while.)
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
Maniac: Cool! I wear the GLITCH ARMOR and try a new alchemy.
Diablo & Magma Fractaller = ???
I then use the HHHH on the infinity seal.
Midna: I don't need any of those items, so I YEOWW!
Maniac: What's wrong?
Midna: I just felt a cutting pain! Wh- WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?
*Sure enough, on her arm was a big blood spot, as if someone had cut her skin.
Maniac: Don't wo-
Midna: GET ME TO WHO DID THIS NOW!!!!!!
Maniac: ... Okay, here you go.
*Midna teleports to gutza. Midna grabs gutza a starts choking her, holding her in the air.
Midna: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU JUST SLICE MY ARM?!!!!!!!!
MAGMA FRACTALLER: A maroon staff. Golden rectangles encircle the weapon near its top. It is very hot to the touch. It harnesses the replication powers of Magma Cubes to allow its user to multiply into several copies of himself.
Diablo && Magma Fractaller = Shadow Fractaller (Level 8: 1/9)
The HHHH causes the Infinity Seal to continue shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
My Action: I try to figure out what my new weapon does. It accidently attacks the Infinity Seal when I try to figure out how to use it.
SCP Foundation Action: I tell the Foundation that they are in a fake world, causing them to call an emergency Overseer meeting. In addition, random glitches cause 1 random SCP to escape each turn until the glitch is contained.
THE TERAPORTER: A bazooka that contains a miniature teraporter. It can fire typical rounds of ammo or fire a special black cannonball that will teraport its target, damaging them and spitting them somewhere else in the universe.
The Teraporter causes the Infinity Seal to continue shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
I shoot the Infinity Seal with magical magic. Caledbec: 8/10.
I erase the Infinity Seal with a giant pencil eraser.
Hmmm. Serpent, really? The ground's glowing red. Did you really do what I think you did? Wait, don't answer that. My vast knowledge confirms it immediately. SERPENT... WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO STUPID???????? You're a fool.
What did you even do there?
What did you do?
What did you do?!?!?!
WHAT DID YOU DO?
WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT DID YOU DO?
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
>>I antimagic whatever it is Serpent just did before it can explode the world...Or try to.
I quickly build a Duct-Tape Cannon. I then fire actual cannonballs at the Infinity Seal.
I then drop a pallet of Duct Tape on the Infinity Seal, which proceeds to land in the Alchemiter Cave after impacting.
Since I don't know what exactly the thing Serpent did is, I can't tell if your attack worked!
The cannonballs cause the Infinity Seal to continue shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering! A third large crack appears in its surfaces... It's looking very worse for the wear now! And it seems to be building up to something...
I stare at the Infinity Seal. Then, I pull out the Staff of the Rings, and imbed it into the Seal. Light blue energy pulsates out of the place in a spectacular fashion. However, I cannot wield this power. I refuse. As such, the plasmic energy leaping from the Staff glows momentarily brighter, until combusting the entire thing. In an explosion of light, the two Rings slip off the staff. I instantly eradicate them with a Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer, as they are clearly not the real ones. I focus the energy obtained from this into a destructive explosion of energy.
Meanwhile, my eyes sweep over to the incident occurring with Midna and Lothyra. Alas, I have no velvet cushion upon which to express my exasperation.
Anaiës acca olë. Lumna.
A little unexpected, perhaps? Or perchance it would be wiser to ask for permission before such audacity.
Regardless, I am not impressed, and observe the situation.
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
Unicoder && Warded Fabrico Jar = Origin Wands (6/11)
> Action
I give the Infinity Seal hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, then reel off every word in the English language that contains more than twenty letters. After that, I repeat the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis over and over again, then shoot it once per syllable with Notch's Smiter.
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
Unicoder && Warded Fabrico Jar = Origin Wands (7/11)
> Attack
I ignite a hydrogen balloon with my mind from the bottom of the pyramid. The balloon combusts and explodes, damaging the Infinity Seal.
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering! The Infinity Seal releases a pulse of energy, and the entire pyramid lights on fire! The pyramid then splits in half and slowly floats in the air, around the Seal... Everything around the Seal slowly, slowly, starts getting pulled towards it!
I leap onto the Infinity Seal, and pull out Cancer. Momentarily considering the astrological meaning of what I am about to do, I attempt to sink the blades of the twin sickles into the Seal. I I cannot, I merely slice at the Seal. In any case, I proceed to pulse pure refined rage into the Seal as I slice in, almost recalling the Vast Expletive. Well, half of it. I could never come near to replicating such a magnificent imprecation, nor do I wish to in any sense. Now, perhaps I should get to solving the riddle.
==Actions== (BTW Twin, Steel blue text is my character's dialog. Sliver is Bender's dialog. Do not Glitch that out.)
Lothyra: Oh God I'm an idiodsasdasgr I'm choking.
Bender: HAHAHAHAH! You idiot! Now you're in a fight!
Lothyra: I use my suit to vent superheated plasma at Midna, hopefully removing her chokehold at me. I then snap my fingers, and Bender, who is at the lab now, appearifies the tissue sample and inserts it into the sequening machine. I then shoot the Infinity Seal with iTokomak.
Bender: I activate the sequencing machine. It seems that the sequencing will take a couple of hours.
MINI ANTIMAK: A miniature tokamak that, instead of producing superheated plasma, produces superheated antimatter. Very dangerous. As in, very VERY dangerous.
Looking back to the miniature strangle-intensive duel between Midna and Lothyra, I proceed to summon an orchid pillow with my arcane abilities, and scream profusely into it. Muffled curses and various imprecations can be heard, until I teleport it back away, at least. Then, I proceed to step over to the two. Examining the fight, I raise the Hazel Wand. Just as Lothyra is about to vent what appears to be helium plasma, an arcane shockwave emanates across the planet, unbelievably loud and potent. After the dust settles, those who were interested in this... fight notice that there are two domes of violet energy surrounding the combatants.
That is enough. I do not think it is very intelligent to not ask before you attempt to sequence the genome of a race by stealing their flesh. In any case, I have already done it, in a far more sensible manner, without the foolish injuries. I also do not think this civil war will aid us in any way whatsoever. As such, I would advise you two cease the combat.
I walk away, and the domes slowly fade, almost as if they can anticipate what shall occur after I leave, and are unwilling to disappear.
I am the auspistice. It is me.
Anyhow, I alchemize Concentrated Mind Essence && Concentrated Light Essence 1/???. A new method of obtaining knowledge is certainly a good thing. I suppose I also alchemize Eye's Pyramidion ~~~ Loom.
Grayhold Citadel, 7:17
Within the square room I decided to host the ritual within, jars and jars of essentia rest on shelves, ingredients within containers, and energy within the two beings present. I levitate to the ceiling of the room, and calibrate the thaumostatic pylons upon it, preparing. Then, I fall to the floor, carefully examining the runes on the circle in which the Corotite Warmonger stands. Satisfied with the quality, I begin. Jars of Fabrico and Potentia, Spiritus and Humanus, and Cognitio flow into the central point of the robot, releasing streams of essentia bubbles. Multiple filled Warded Soul Jars on the side fuse together, forming a singular, sentient entity. I drag this sentience out of the thing, and fuse it to a sheet of paper that I immediately ignite. The new soul is meant to serve as a sort of spiritual gauze, not a second mind. The room begins to reverberate with past memories of being christened the Corotite Warmonger, whether they can recall them or not. Every single vision, upon completing the task of showing a memory, flies into the still robot, as well as the essentia. Soon enough, the jars drain, and the memories have run out, as we have successfully gone through the entire life of this man. Then, I telekinetically slam the empty soul into the robot, renewing it. The ritual ceases, having nearly failed twice. Luckily, this was not the case.
Lothyra: You are right, Erelye. I don't know why I didn't ask permission for Midna. Normally I do, but I guess sometimes everybody makes mistakes. After all, to err is sapient. I then walk up to Midna. Midna, I apologize for the non-consenual extraction of your DNA. I guess I just thought you'd say no. I promise something like this will never hapen again. You have my word. Peace? I then heal the area where I took the sample. Wait, I just remembered. My most powerful gun yet has been created. I then equip iAntimak and shoot it at the Infinity Seal.
Bender: At the lab, while the DNA is being sequenced, read the instructions left by Lothyra. They say to use the appearifier to create a paradox slime Midna and insert it into the ectobiology decoder. I go do that.
iANTIMAK: A sleek black rifle, identical to the iTokomak, but it now is powered by and produces antimatter, perfectly contained in a canister.
So, it seems that the unrevealed employer has something to do with this...
I take tons of hammers and start smashing the infinity seal. I honestly feel it doesn't really matter what attacks we use, it's not like we're gonna do more than 1 damage...
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I attack the infinity seal with an attacking device
Orbital Weapons:
Nomblequest:
Potions: Critmist II x10
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
Yawn.
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
...sorry.
Red apologizes, not sounding very apologetic at all.
Anyways, Wilson, I still have little idea of what you're talking about. But it doesn't really matter, I don't think.
What were we talking about before? ...It doesn't matter either.
Does anyone have something else they'd like to bring up? Because I do have other things to do.
The Infinity Seal continues its pull... It starts glowing a very bright shade of red!
I calmly and collectedly pull out a Master Ball, then throw it into the Infinity Seal. If that doesn't count as an attack I smash a shiny Beldum into the Seal. I also attempt to bodyguard somebody.
Heat Clocksucker 8/9
Frost Frogsucker 8/9
Unpersoner > Fine 7/11
I aim my matter gun at the seal. And I fire. Hopefully this goes well, because last time I did this it sent me to antichamber. And it was nice, but if I had to do it again I would scream. So hopefully the fez helps me out.
2/6 Strange Fruit
The Black Gun fires a red cube at the Infinity Seal which explodes on contact! The seal continues its pull... It emits a loud, siren-like noise! The entire server starts being pulled into it, even the Glitch's corruption! Quickly! End this!
The MEME DREAM TEAM APPEARS! (40/40) A massive amount of memes flow out of it, and it charges the Infinity Seal! It sends PURE NYAN CAT MEMES into the seal!
I use the AUDITORY PISTON and summon some pigmen! They follow the MEME DREAM TEAM into fighting the infinity seal, and defend the MEME DREAM TEAM
CALEDPACK 10/12
NEW Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = ??? 2/??
NEW Doom Bullet && Barbahole = ??? 2/??
Maniac: Alchemy at 3. I ask for a description of my new weapon. I then slice/fire it at the INFINITY SEAL.
Midna: I (somehow) turn the Seal into a lock, which I somehow have the key for!
The siren continues blazing!
94/100!
New safetext: Maroon. Hex color is #800000.
The Glitch continues wreaking havoc, and the Infinity Seal's degradation certainly isn't helping matters!
It lashes out, dealing 8 damage to generic, Amper4nd, The_Serpent, and engie! This kills The_Serpent!
The Zombie Pigmen attack the Infinity Seal!
95/100!
The Shard of Engie attacks the Infinity Seal!
96/100!
The Mech Buster Cannon turns anti-player and kills Amperz4nd and generic! The Meme Dream Team attacks the Infinity Seal!
97/100!
The Laser Drones attack the Infinity Seal!
98/100!
TT's Wither attacks the Infinity Seal!
99/100!
And last, but certainly not least, the Godmodder rushes up to the Infinity Seal and whacks it with his Banhammer! Pulses of electricity crackle throughout the Seal...
100/100!
The Seal grows still, and all the objects that it was pulling drop to the ground. The Seal turns a solid grey, and then - KABOOM! - shatters into thousands of tiny shards! A black vortex appears and spits out the two remaining Cube Bits! All of them form together to create a complete Cube Shard! It glows white, and Monolithium is dispelled... A Server Chip appears! You pick it up and add it to the Server Stack! +10 GLITCH RESISTANCE!
Before the vortex disappears, it targets Flare Flames's Black Matter Gun, surrounding it in a flash of black energy! Flare Flames noticed that his spoil from Antichamber has turned into an actual Spoil of War! It has gained an added power boost. It has the power to use different cubes in its attacks, which have different effects against enemies. Look at what it can do in the OP.
Now that the Infinity Seal has been vanquished, the seventh and eighth zones open up! The seventh zone seems to be replaying events of the first Witching Hour, and the eighth seems to be replaying events of the TIE-Hivemind fight!
The seventh zone is a glitchy reconstruction of Mann Manor, the battleground of the HHH fight! You all wander through it when you see the Big Man himself step into the ring! The Horseless Headless Horsemann is here! He starts to run at you... But then... He stops. A massive armada of glitch particles appear and completely swarm the HHH, changing its shape, making it completely unrecognizable... Suddenly, a massive hulking figure begins to take shape... It's... Oh no...
Freddy Fazbear appears! With a wave of his hand, he summons forth a legion of TF2 mercenaries! But these aren't just any mercenaries... They're animatronic replicas, built by Fazbear Entertainment! You see all of this from your location at BLU Spawn... And then, even though this is a CP map and not PL, a Payload Cart appears in front of you, as do tracks! With that in mind, here is how this will work:
You are going to have to successfully push this cart across all three control points of Mann Manor! It will take you one turn to reach one control point. To successfully reach a control point, a select amount of players are going to have to be alive! With this in mind, you will have to make sure all of you survive to the end! In order to get to the first point, at least 15 of you will need to be alive! Despite this, you are going to have to fight past some TF2 animatronic robots that will impede your progress! You do not need to kill all of them, however. You just need to make sure that none of you die! Once you make to the end, Freddy Fazbear will die and you'll get the Server Chip!
The eighth zone is a glitchy reconstruction of the TIE-Hivemind's location in deep space! Although the Hivemind itself is absent from the field, several corpses of fallen TIE-Fighters litter the landscape! In fact, there are a lot of them! They stretch as far as the eye can see... With that in mind, here is how this will work:
One of the corpses of these TIE-Fighters contains the Server Chip! The others are duds! Your job is to check every single TIE-Fighter and find which one contains the Server Chip!
MEANWHILE...
A fragmented Hexahedron records a stuttering playback of its tattered lifespan.
From an entire universe away, a golden Cube Shard materializes in front of its monolithic companion. Glowing in an array of light, it focuses its beam on the Scratch marked on the Hexahedron. The corruption and glitched aura surrounding the cube begins to subside...and the cracks on its surface begin to heal.
But only slightly.
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Attack the Infinity Seal!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [420]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 60% SERVER INTEGRITY: 35% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 0% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 25% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 54% CODE INTEGRITY: 69% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 70% PLAYABILITY: 68% SERVER CHIPS: 6/8
~
Challenge Seven: THE PAYDAY.
Payload Cart: [???] Location: BLU Spawn. Needs 15 people alive to progress to 1st Point.
~
Animatronic Scout: [???] HP: 125/125. Attacks against him have change to miss.
Animatronic Soldiers: [???] HP: 200/200. (x2.) Attacks deal splash damage.
Animatronic Demomen: [???] HP: 175/175. (x2.) Attacks deal splash damage.
Animatronic Engineer: [???] HP: 150/150. Gunslinger equipped.
Mini-Sentry: [???] HP: 100/100. Counterattacks anyone attacking it. One-shots a player at the end of the turn if not destroyed.
Animatronic Medic: [???] HP: 150/150. +50 HP to all injured animatronics each turn. Not pocketing anyone.
~
Challenge Eight: THE FIELD.
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 130,000/130,000.
Laser Drones: [???] HP: 500/500. (x4.)
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Unicoder && Warded Fabrico Jar = Origin Wands (7/11)
> Attack
I ignite a hydrogen balloon with my mind from the bottom of the pyramid. The balloon combusts and explodes, damaging the Infinity Seal.
Okay, so, I doubt the riddle is actually speaking of faces, and rather some sort of metaphysical place, unless I am an idiot. As a result, I would say the green face is a... forest, or perhaps a plain or garden. A green area occurring in the realm of nature would be accurate. Therefore, the blue face has to be... the ocean? Or the sky? But how is the ocean higher than the land? Unless it is some valley of considerable depth, I would assume this is impossible. As such, the blue is probably... the sky? Very well. What 'eyes' are in the sky? Thick gases, clouds, stars, the moon, and the sun. What looks down? Literally, I would say clouds do. Now, what would clouds be looking upon in a plain/nature-infested area? Flowers, trees, and grass. As I am not counting people or things, I shall not literally say animals. So, I think the answer may be some kind of rain upon the... plants, but perhaps it was looking for UV light rays. In that case, it would be the sun/moon over the flora, shining upon them.
At this point, I continue to gather material from all of Grayhold for the monumental task that is fully restoring a soul... my way.
Mini Antimak: 9/9 Complete!
iAntimak: 9/10
Small Magnetic Rocket Engine: 3/5
==Actions== (BTW Twin, Steel blue text is my character's dialog. Sliver is Bender's dialog. Do not Glitch that out.)
Lothyra: Oh God I'm an idiodsasdasgr I'm choking.
Bender: HAHAHAHAH! You idiot! Now you're in a fight!
Lothyra: I use my suit to vent superheated plasma at Midna, hopefully removing her chokehold at me. I then snap my fingers, and Bender, who is at the lab now, appearifies the tissue sample and inserts it into the sequening machine. I then shoot the Infinity Seal with iTokomak.
Bender: I activate the sequencing machine. It seems that the sequencing will take a couple of hours.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Looking back to the miniature strangle-intensive duel between Midna and Lothyra, I proceed to summon an orchid pillow with my arcane abilities, and scream profusely into it. Muffled curses and various imprecations can be heard, until I teleport it back away, at least. Then, I proceed to step over to the two. Examining the fight, I raise the Hazel Wand. Just as Lothyra is about to vent what appears to be helium plasma, an arcane shockwave emanates across the planet, unbelievably loud and potent. After the dust settles, those who were interested in this... fight notice that there are two domes of violet energy surrounding the combatants.
That is enough. I do not think it is very intelligent to not ask before you attempt to sequence the genome of a race by stealing their flesh. In any case, I have already done it, in a far more sensible manner, without the foolish injuries. I also do not think this civil war will aid us in any way whatsoever. As such, I would advise you two cease the combat.
I walk away, and the domes slowly fade, almost as if they can anticipate what shall occur after I leave, and are unwilling to disappear.
I am the auspistice. It is me.
Anyhow, I alchemize Concentrated Mind Essence && Concentrated Light Essence 1/???. A new method of obtaining knowledge is certainly a good thing. I suppose I also alchemize Eye's Pyramidion ~~~ Loom.
Grayhold Citadel, 7:17
Within the square room I decided to host the ritual within, jars and jars of essentia rest on shelves, ingredients within containers, and energy within the two beings present. I levitate to the ceiling of the room, and calibrate the thaumostatic pylons upon it, preparing. Then, I fall to the floor, carefully examining the runes on the circle in which the Corotite Warmonger stands. Satisfied with the quality, I begin. Jars of Fabrico and Potentia, Spiritus and Humanus, and Cognitio flow into the central point of the robot, releasing streams of essentia bubbles. Multiple filled Warded Soul Jars on the side fuse together, forming a singular, sentient entity. I drag this sentience out of the thing, and fuse it to a sheet of paper that I immediately ignite. The new soul is meant to serve as a sort of spiritual gauze, not a second mind. The room begins to reverberate with past memories of being christened the Corotite Warmonger, whether they can recall them or not. Every single vision, upon completing the task of showing a memory, flies into the still robot, as well as the essentia. Soon enough, the jars drain, and the memories have run out, as we have successfully gone through the entire life of this man. Then, I telekinetically slam the empty soul into the robot, renewing it. The ritual ceases, having nearly failed twice. Luckily, this was not the case.
Small Magnetic Rocket Engine: 4/5
==Actions==
Lothyra: You are right, Erelye. I don't know why I didn't ask permission for Midna. Normally I do, but I guess sometimes everybody makes mistakes. After all, to err is sapient. I then walk up to Midna. Midna, I apologize for the non-consenual extraction of your DNA. I guess I just thought you'd say no. I promise something like this will never hapen again. You have my word. Peace? I then heal the area where I took the sample. Wait, I just remembered. My most powerful gun yet has been created. I then equip iAntimak and shoot it at the Infinity Seal.
Bender: At the lab, while the DNA is being sequenced, read the instructions left by Lothyra. They say to use the appearifier to create a paradox slime Midna and insert it into the ectobiology decoder. I go do that.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
So, it seems that the unrevealed employer has something to do with this...
I take tons of hammers and start smashing the infinity seal. I honestly feel it doesn't really matter what attacks we use, it's not like we're gonna do more than 1 damage...
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Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I attack the infinity seal with an attacking device
Orbital Weapons:
Nomblequest:
Potions: Critmist II x10
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
Yawn.
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
...sorry.
Red apologizes, not sounding very apologetic at all.
Anyways, Wilson, I still have little idea of what you're talking about. But it doesn't really matter, I don't think.
What were we talking about before? ...It doesn't matter either.
Does anyone have something else they'd like to bring up? Because I do have other things to do.
Midna: Grrr....
*Midna drops gutza.
Midna: I'll be watching you.
*She then teleports away.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I hold a dance party on top of the Infinity Seal. It's called "the stomp really hard on the floor" dance. Great way to make friends!
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Heat Clocksucker 8/9
Frost Frogsucker 8/9
Unpersoner > Fine 7/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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2/6 Strange Fruit
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> SAVING
-2 / 10- Patch Up
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I fire THE OTHER SIDE at all the players and the INFINITY SEAL.
This heals EVERYONE and damages the seal.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I use the AUDITORY PISTON and summon some pigmen! They follow the MEME DREAM TEAM
CALEDPACK 10/12
NEW Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = ??? 2/??
NEW Doom Bullet && Barbahole = ??? 2/??
Meme Dream Team XD 41/50 (Irecreeper'd)
DONE Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 40/50
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Antiaqua || Excalibleep = The Chiller (Level 10: 7/11)
The Goldenrod && TF2 Australian Life-force = Golden Globe (Level 10: 7/11)
I throw Hole Punchers at the Infinity Seal, about 80 or so.
Maleficis Est (magic) ~~~ Loom
Disparem (distortion) ~~~ Loom
Potentias Eius (creation) ~~~ Loom
Finem (oblivion) ~~~ Loom
Deus Liber (reality) ~~~ Loom
These aren't the last ones I'm gonna want drawings of, but I've got a handful of loom things from my stupidly overpowered swords that I'm gonna want to know just to see what they are.
10/11 for Disparem
3/11 for Finem
2/11 for Deus Liber
Also, think I should warn you guys, Hank isn't a minecratian, so he ain't respawning until something brings him back.
And erelye and serpent: Should we just call the Preston Cole thing a flop and leave it? It really didn't work out the way I thought it would.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
32/50 AF Hangar
My Action: I summon 4 laser drones that fly around the Infinity Seal and damage it. They are added as entities.
Laser Drone: 500/500x4
SCP Foundation Action: An emergency meeting gets together...
Magma Mortars: 7/10
Elemental Retribution: 42/50
Orbit Control: 17/50
I kick into the Infinity Seal, then punching it.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Midna: I (somehow) turn the Seal into a lock, which I somehow have the key for!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Monado ~~~ Loom = Twin's Shades
TWIN'S SHADES: A set of red glasses worn by TwinBuilder. The universe is reflected in their lenses.
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shaking!
64/100...
You open the Sapphire Treasure Chest! You get:
- Glitch-Proof Armor
- 4 Golden Apples
- The Blue Blur (Level 7)
You then return to the pyramid.The Doombringer causes the Infinity Seal to continue shining, heating up, screeching, and shaking!
65/100...
The punch does nothing... Hey! Wait a minute! You're not allowed to make Caledpack AT ALL! The maximum alchemy cap is Level 10, and Caledpack was Level 12! Its charge fails!
Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = Antimatter Bullet (Level 8: 1/9)
Doom Bullet && Barbahole = Black Hole Bullet (Level 8: 1/9)
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shaking!
66/100...
If you want a description for it, just tell me. Yes, it was intentional. And that is better, by the way. Thank you.
No, you cannot duplicate it.
GLITCH-PROOF ARMOR: A set of grey armor that seems to shine with a radiant light. The Glitch's corruption, which has spread nearly everywhere at this point, does not seem to be affecting it.
CHEMOSTRIKER: A long sword emblazoned with yellow and black patterns. Its blade shines with a dull green light, and toxins are laced throughout it. In addition, there is a nozzle next to the blade. With the pull of a trigger, various fatal chemicals can be sprayed from it.
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shaking!
67/100...
You equip the Glitch-Proof Armor and use the Spacerender!
SPACERENDER: A black sword that glimmers with energy. Stars seem to be suspended in its frame, and space warps around it. The weapon can cut through space, creating tears in reality to pass through, and to trap others in. Of course, that's just one application of its powers.
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shaking!
68/100...
+3 HP to you! +2 HP to NinjaV and gutza!
The Hard Light Projectiles cause the Infinity Seal to continue shining, heating up, screeching, and shaking!
69/100...
The other two attacks fail!
The train causes the Infinity Seal to continue shining, heating up, screeching, and shaking! The Seal then starts shuddering violently!
70/100...
The other two attacks fail!
Not working on the guide today. I'm going to update the Echeladder instead. (I've been doing it today for a while.)
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
71/100...
+1 HP to all injured players!
MAGMA FRACTALLER: A maroon staff. Golden rectangles encircle the weapon near its top. It is very hot to the touch. It harnesses the replication powers of Magma Cubes to allow its user to multiply into several copies of himself.
Diablo && Magma Fractaller = Shadow Fractaller (Level 8: 1/9)
The HHHH causes the Infinity Seal to continue shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
72/100...
THE TERAPORTER: A bazooka that contains a miniature teraporter. It can fire typical rounds of ammo or fire a special black cannonball that will teraport its target, damaging them and spitting them somewhere else in the universe.
The Teraporter causes the Infinity Seal to continue shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
73/100...
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
74/100...
The eraser fails!
Well? What DID you do?
Since I don't know what exactly the thing Serpent did is, I can't tell if your attack worked!
The cannonballs cause the Infinity Seal to continue shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering! A third large crack appears in its surfaces... It's looking very worse for the wear now! And it seems to be building up to something...
75/100...
The duct-tape pallet fails!
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
76/100...
Nothing in this post is counted because you're dead!
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
77/100...
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
78/100...
+4 HP!
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering!
79/100...
The Infinity Seal continues shining, heating up, screeching, and shuddering! The Infinity Seal releases a pulse of energy, and the entire pyramid lights on fire! The pyramid then splits in half and slowly floats in the air, around the Seal... Everything around the Seal slowly, slowly, starts getting pulled towards it!
80/100...
The Infinity Seal continues its pull...
81/100...
MINI ANTIMAK: A miniature tokamak that, instead of producing superheated plasma, produces superheated antimatter. Very dangerous. As in, very VERY dangerous.
The Infinity Seal continues its pull...
82/100...
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ELVEN TALE - REGICIDE
The Infinity Seal continues its pull...
83/100...
Concentrated Mind Essence && Concentrated Light Essence = Concentrated Crystal Essence (Level 3: 1/4)
Eye's Pyramidion ~~~ Loom = Sooth Specs
SOOTH SPECS: A set of purple glasses. Now you can see everything, albeit through a dizzying fisheye filter.
The Corotite Mecha begins to remember everything! He realizes your ritual has worked!
iANTIMAK: A sleek black rifle, identical to the iTokomak, but it now is powered by and produces antimatter, perfectly contained in a canister.
The Infinity Seal continues its pull...
84/100...
The Infinity Seal continues its pull...
85/100...
The Infinity Seal continues its pull... It starts glowing a very bright shade of red!
86/100...
The Infinity Seal continues its pull...
87/100...
The Infinity Seal continues its pull...
88/100...
The Infinity Seal continues its pull...
89/100...
You will bodyguard TT2000!
The Black Gun fires a red cube at the Infinity Seal which explodes on contact! The seal continues its pull... It emits a loud, siren-like noise! The entire server starts being pulled into it, even the Glitch's corruption! Quickly! End this!
90/100!
The siren continues blazing!
91/100!
+1 HP to everyone!
Meme Dream Team
The AUDITORY PISTON summons some Zombie Pigmen!
The siren continues blazing!
92/100!
You cannot act at all when you're dead!
Laser Drones added!
The siren continues blazing!
93/100!
The siren continues blazing!
94/100!
New safetext: Maroon. Hex color is #800000.
The Glitch continues wreaking havoc, and the Infinity Seal's degradation certainly isn't helping matters!
It lashes out, dealing 8 damage to generic, Amper4nd, The_Serpent, and engie! This kills The_Serpent!
The Zombie Pigmen attack the Infinity Seal!
95/100!
The Shard of Engie attacks the Infinity Seal!
96/100!
The Mech Buster Cannon turns anti-player and kills Amperz4nd and generic! The Meme Dream Team attacks the Infinity Seal!
97/100!
The Laser Drones attack the Infinity Seal!
98/100!
TT's Wither attacks the Infinity Seal!
99/100!
And last, but certainly not least, the Godmodder rushes up to the Infinity Seal and whacks it with his Banhammer! Pulses of electricity crackle throughout the Seal...
100/100!
The Seal grows still, and all the objects that it was pulling drop to the ground. The Seal turns a solid grey, and then - KABOOM! - shatters into thousands of tiny shards! A black vortex appears and spits out the two remaining Cube Bits! All of them form together to create a complete Cube Shard! It glows white, and Monolithium is dispelled... A Server Chip appears! You pick it up and add it to the Server Stack! +10 GLITCH RESISTANCE!
Before the vortex disappears, it targets Flare Flames's Black Matter Gun, surrounding it in a flash of black energy! Flare Flames noticed that his spoil from Antichamber has turned into an actual Spoil of War! It has gained an added power boost. It has the power to use different cubes in its attacks, which have different effects against enemies. Look at what it can do in the OP.
Now that the Infinity Seal has been vanquished, the seventh and eighth zones open up! The seventh zone seems to be replaying events of the first Witching Hour, and the eighth seems to be replaying events of the TIE-Hivemind fight!
The seventh zone is a glitchy reconstruction of Mann Manor, the battleground of the HHH fight! You all wander through it when you see the Big Man himself step into the ring! The Horseless Headless Horsemann is here! He starts to run at you... But then... He stops. A massive armada of glitch particles appear and completely swarm the HHH, changing its shape, making it completely unrecognizable... Suddenly, a massive hulking figure begins to take shape... It's... Oh no...
Freddy Fazbear appears! With a wave of his hand, he summons forth a legion of TF2 mercenaries! But these aren't just any mercenaries... They're animatronic replicas, built by Fazbear Entertainment! You see all of this from your location at BLU Spawn... And then, even though this is a CP map and not PL, a Payload Cart appears in front of you, as do tracks! With that in mind, here is how this will work:
You are going to have to successfully push this cart across all three control points of Mann Manor! It will take you one turn to reach one control point. To successfully reach a control point, a select amount of players are going to have to be alive! With this in mind, you will have to make sure all of you survive to the end! In order to get to the first point, at least 15 of you will need to be alive! Despite this, you are going to have to fight past some TF2 animatronic robots that will impede your progress! You do not need to kill all of them, however. You just need to make sure that none of you die! Once you make to the end, Freddy Fazbear will die and you'll get the Server Chip!
The eighth zone is a glitchy reconstruction of the TIE-Hivemind's location in deep space! Although the Hivemind itself is absent from the field, several corpses of fallen TIE-Fighters litter the landscape! In fact, there are a lot of them! They stretch as far as the eye can see... With that in mind, here is how this will work:
One of the corpses of these TIE-Fighters contains the Server Chip! The others are duds! Your job is to check every single TIE-Fighter and find which one contains the Server Chip!
MEANWHILE...
A fragmented Hexahedron records a stuttering playback of its tattered lifespan.
From an entire universe away, a golden Cube Shard materializes in front of its monolithic companion. Glowing in an array of light, it focuses its beam on the Scratch marked on the Hexahedron. The corruption and glitched aura surrounding the cube begins to subside...and the cracks on its surface begin to heal.
But only slightly.
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Attack the Infinity Seal!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [420]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 60%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 35%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 25%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 54%
CODE INTEGRITY: 69%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 70%
PLAYABILITY: 68%
SERVER CHIPS: 6/8
~
Challenge Seven: THE PAYDAY.
Payload Cart: [???] Location: BLU Spawn. Needs 15 people alive to progress to 1st Point.
~
Animatronic Scout: [???] HP: 125/125. Attacks against him have change to miss.
Animatronic Soldiers: [???] HP: 200/200. (x2.) Attacks deal splash damage.
Animatronic Demomen: [???] HP: 175/175. (x2.) Attacks deal splash damage.
Animatronic Engineer: [???] HP: 150/150. Gunslinger equipped.
Mini-Sentry: [???] HP: 100/100. Counterattacks anyone attacking it. One-shots a player at the end of the turn if not destroyed.
Animatronic Medic: [???] HP: 150/150. +50 HP to all injured animatronics each turn. Not pocketing anyone.
~
Challenge Eight: THE FIELD.
TIE-Fighter #01: [???]
TIE-Fighter #02: [???]
TIE-Fighter #03: [???]
TIE-Fighter #04: [???]
TIE-Fighter #05: [???]
TIE-Fighter #06: [???]
TIE-Fighter #07: [???]
TIE-Fighter #08: [???]
TIE-Fighter #09: [???]
TIE-Fighter #10: [???]
TIE-Fighter #11: [???]
TIE-Fighter #12: [???]
TIE-Fighter #13: [???]
TIE-Fighter #14: [???]
TIE-Fighter #15: [???]
TIE-Fighter #16: [???]
TIE-Fighter #17: [???]
TIE-Fighter #18: [???]
TIE-Fighter #19: [???]
TIE-Fighter #20: [???]
TIE-Fighter #21: [???]
TIE-Fighter #22: [???]
TIE-Fighter #23: [???]
TIE-Fighter #24: [???]
TIE-Fighter #25: [???]
TIE-Fighter #26: [???]
TIE-Fighter #27: [???]
TIE-Fighter #28: [???]
TIE-Fighter #29: [???]
TIE-Fighter #30: [???]
TIE-Fighter #31: [???]
TIE-Fighter #32: [???]
TIE-Fighter #33: [???]
TIE-Fighter #34: [???]
TIE-Fighter #35: [???]
TIE-Fighter #36: [???]
TIE-Fighter #37: [???]
TIE-Fighter #38: [???]
TIE-Fighter #39: [???]
TIE-Fighter #40: [???]
TIE-Fighter #41: [???]
TIE-Fighter #42: [???]
TIE-Fighter #43: [???]
TIE-Fighter #44: [???]
TIE-Fighter #45: [???]
TIE-Fighter #46: [???]
TIE-Fighter #47: [???]
TIE-Fighter #48: [???]
TIE-Fighter #49: [???]
TIE-Fighter #50: [???]
TIE-Fighter #51: [???]
TIE-Fighter #52: [???]
TIE-Fighter #53: [???]
TIE-Fighter #54: [???]
TIE-Fighter #55: [???]
TIE-Fighter #56: [???]
TIE-Fighter #57: [???]
TIE-Fighter #58: [???]
TIE-Fighter #59: [???]
TIE-Fighter #60: [???]
TIE-Fighter #61: [???]
TIE-Fighter #62: [???]
TIE-Fighter #63: [???]
TIE-Fighter #64: [???]
TIE-Fighter #65: [???]
TIE-Fighter #66: [???]
TIE-Fighter #67: [???]
TIE-Fighter #68: [???]
TIE-Fighter #69: [???]
TIE-Fighter #70: [???]
TIE-Fighter #71: [???]
TIE-Fighter #72: [???]
TIE-Fighter #73: [???]
TIE-Fighter #74: [???]
TIE-Fighter #75: [???]
TIE-Fighter #76: [???]
TIE-Fighter #77: [???]
TIE-Fighter #78: [???]
TIE-Fighter #79: [???]
TIE-Fighter #80: [???]
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insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 0/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 15/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 15/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 15/20.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 15/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 13/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 18/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 0/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 15/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 20/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 15/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 15/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 15/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 17/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 15/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 20/20.
OverlordXcano: [???] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 0/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 19/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 15/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 15/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 12/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 15/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 7/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 20/20.
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Zombie Pigmen: [???]
Shard of Engie: [???] HP: 7/20. Stability: 100%. Consume: III
Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 190,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIII
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
Meme Dream Team ;): [???] HP: 130,000/130,000.
Laser Drones: [???] HP: 500/500. (x4.)
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII IN USE (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III READY (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (Flare Flames)
Sacred Items:
12 Hog Slop
21 Elf Tears
15 Pie Filling
21 Weasel Snot
33/50 AF Hangar
My Action: I join the operation against the animatronic things, and use my Teraporter firing a conventional rocket to blow up a soldier.
SCP Foundation Action: Something comes out of the meeting...
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