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I then open the SAPPHIRE TREASURE CHEST and take the contents.

Then, I run up to the INFINITY SEAL and DOOMBRINGER it, and then coat my hand in PURE DOOM MATTER, right from the inside of a doom bullet, and punch the seal!!!!

CALEDPACK 9/12
NEW Doom Bullet && Dark Matters = ??? 1/??
NEW Doom Bullet && Barbahole = ??? 1/??

Meme Dream Team XD 39/50 (Irecreeper'd)
Meme Dream Team 39/40 (Irecreeper'd)
Meme Dream Team :3 39/50 (Irecreeper'd)

INVENTORY

Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4

Battlefield: I attack the infinity seal a single time.
Orbital Weapons:
Nomblequest:
Potions: Critmist II x7

I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.

-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-

I probably shouldn't have any more nectar for a while. Who knows what side effects there might be?
Just leave the cake on the table, I'm sure someone here will have some.
I have no idea what a Kitsune is... or whatever you're holding is for that matter.
But if you think it'll help, be my guest.

Red cuts himself a piece of cake, and then sits down next to Blue.

> Author's Note

Is this better? Also, none of us got any explanation for our alchemies. Is this intended?

> Alchemies

Unicoder && Warded Fabrico Jar = Origin Wands (5/11)

Can I duplicate the glitch-proof armor?

> Action

I examine Chemostriker and the Glitch-Proof Armor. I throw my drum set at the Infinity Seal.

{...OOPS. I THOUGH YOU TWO WERE INFINITY SEALS. DON'T ASK. GLITCHES GONNA GLITCH.}

Overworld: I have completely forgotten the green shade, but even if I don't get it right, I'm still going to attack the infinity seal, no matter how many times I press backspace and accidentally revert the text colour to gray!


Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: The drone falls over due to being too heavy to remain in a seated position without a chair. It then stands back up, deploys a Rancho Relaxo, and sits on that instead.
"Okay, I get the whole xenophobia thing going on in this universe, but would it kill you to give a bit of advance warning? Anyway, Kitsune, according to opening a tab in google and shoving that into the search bar, is the Japanese - that's, like, a bunch of people with skinny eyes and bizarre minds, apologies to any Japanese readers and or viewers that may have been offended by that statement - word for Fox. Got a whole bunch of folk lore about them. Of course, I'm getting that off of Wikipedia, which as an information site from the Main universe, might not be accurate to this universe."

Act 1!

Antiaqua || Excalibleep = The Chiller (Level 10: 6/11)
The Goldenrod && TF2 Australian Life-force = Golden Globe (Level 10: 6/11)

I don the Glitch-Proof Armor and levy Spacerender against the Infinity Seal!

I also whip out a few cookies of ridiculous healing potential. I use one on myself and throw the other two to two players in need.

>>I launch a bunch of hard-light projectiles into the Infinity Seal. They are shaped like infinity signs.

I then shoot the seal with TWO DEADLY LASER guns.

>>I start a telekinetic force vortex around the Infinity Seal.

Uhh...guys? It looks like the [~ATH] symbol in the Glitch's Battlefield entry...links to something. You'd all better check it out.

I am not doubleposting!

CTT: I'm BAAAACK! ;P

CTG: WHOO

CTT: WHOO WHOO

CTT: *train runs over memo*

The train runs over the Infinity Seal....

>>One persistent train.

>>I create a telekinetic explosion in the Infinity Seal.

Fire from the Tachyon Gun impacts the Infinity Seal.

I fire the Tachyon Gun at the Infinity Seal.

Mini Antimak: 8/9

iAntimak: 8/10

Small Magnetic Rocket Engine: 2/5

==Actions==

Lothyra: I sense.. something. With my suit's plot detector. Anyhow, I read section 6 of the guide. Then I use iTokomak on the Infinity Seal. I also begin conversing with Amperz.

Bender: I heal all injured players.

==Roleplaying== (Twin, don't Glitch this. It is roleplaying.)

Lothyra: I also use the Neutrino-Ray that Bender gave me to examine Midna's internal structure (the Neutrino Ray is something from Futurama). I then continue traveling to the lab (with a very small sample of Midna's tissue), striking a conversation with Amperz along the way. So, when can we get started on the cloning project. I assume we'd have to defeat the Glitch first. Could you please give me details on how your technology works?

Maniac: Cool! I wear the GLITCH ARMOR and try a new alchemy.

Diablo & Magma Fractaller = ???

I then use the HHHH on the infinity seal.

Midna: I don't need any of those items, so I YEOWW!

Maniac: What's wrong?

Midna: I just felt a cutting pain! Wh- WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

*Sure enough, on her arm was a big blood spot, as if someone had cut her skin.

Maniac: Don't wo-

Midna: GET ME TO WHO DID THIS NOW!!!!!!

Maniac: ... Okay, here you go.

*Midna teleports to gutza. Midna grabs gutza a starts choking her, holding her in the air.

Midna: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU JUST SLICE MY ARM?!!!!!!!!

/nullpost

Maniac, you realise that Midna should be reacting to, I don't know, HAVING SOMEBODY TAKE A FLESH SAMPLE OF HER! (Sorry for the hostility).

32/50 Operation Mothership

31/50 AF Hangar

My Action: I try to figure out what my new weapon does. It accidently attacks the Infinity Seal when I try to figure out how to use it.

SCP Foundation Action: I tell the Foundation that they are in a fake world, causing them to call an emergency Overseer meeting. In addition, random glitches cause 1 random SCP to escape each turn until the glitch is contained.

Oh yeah, forgot about that.... /NULL

I shoot the Infinity Seal with magical magic. Caledbec: 8/10.

I erase the Infinity Seal with a giant pencil eraser.

Hmmm. Serpent, really? The ground's glowing red. Did you really do what I think you did? Wait, don't answer that. My vast knowledge confirms it immediately. SERPENT... WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO STUPID???????? You're a fool.

What did you even do there?

What did you do?

What did you do?!?!?!

WHAT DID YOU DO?

WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT DID YOU DO?

WHAT DID YOU DO

>>WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh for...

Anti-magic! Quickly!

>>I antimagic whatever it is Serpent just did before it can explode the world...Or try to.

I quickly build a Duct-Tape Cannon. I then fire actual cannonballs at the Infinity Seal.

I then drop a pallet of Duct Tape on the Infinity Seal, which proceeds to land in the Alchemiter Cave after impacting.

I stare at the Infinity Seal. Then, I pull out the Staff of the Rings, and imbed it into the Seal. Light blue energy pulsates out of the place in a spectacular fashion. However, I cannot wield this power. I refuse. As such, the plasmic energy leaping from the Staff glows momentarily brighter, until combusting the entire thing. In an explosion of light, the two Rings slip off the staff. I instantly eradicate them with a Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer, as they are clearly not the real ones. I focus the energy obtained from this into a destructive explosion of energy.


Meanwhile, my eyes sweep over to the incident occurring with Midna and Lothyra. Alas, I have no velvet cushion upon which to express my exasperation.

Anaiës acca olë. Lumna.


A little unexpected, perhaps? Or perchance it would be wiser to ask for permission before such audacity.
Regardless, I am not impressed, and observe the situation.

=-=-=-=Laiko=-=-=-=
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Laiko's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x3 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x4 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 <|> Potion of dreams x1

@Nimble: Everyone is being surprisingly modest. You're free to take some more stuff.
Wait, how can Diablo be a sickle? I made it myself, and I made it a flail... unless it changed suddenly and I was unaware.
=+=Medical Wing=+=
I like looking to mythology for inspiration, but I can't use just the obvious western ones.
Eh... well... I guess I can explain what I think I am... I'm not exactly sure if I know myself... Breaking RP somewhat... I'm some more obscure mythology. So... let me find a parallel that you'd understand more... uh... You know the mythology of western dragons right? So... you can draw a parallel to me from that. I look nothing like a dragon, but thats not where the metaphor is. The point is, there is a general archetype of traits that makes something be a dragon. Wings, scales, tail, etc. Follow all those, and boom, you've got a dragon. However, other traits are left to be filled for any specific situation. A dragon's color, element, location, morals, and such all vary from dragon to dragon. And thats the point of this metaphor. A kitsune is the same way. The archetype is an intelligent fox, usually following some divine leader, and having a predisposition for illusions. Other traits like morality and elemental powers vary. And so, I'm not really sure what I can do... Oh, and this, He motions towards the orb he's been caring around. is my Hoshi-No-Tama. Think of it like a Philosopher's Stone. It grants wishes... or something like that... He rolls it around for a while. Um... I'm sorry I barged in here like this and hijacked the conversation. What... what were you talking about before?

Nectar Potion O0O Potion of Magic = ??? 1/3
Awkward Potion OOO Iron Dust = ??? 1/2
+1 potion, gifts 1/3 *3 (total 6).
Eh? Why isn't it working? (death)

Í stab whatever we're fighting. STAB!

> Alchemies

Unicoder && Warded Fabrico Jar = Origin Wands (6/11)

> Action

I give the Infinity Seal hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, then reel off every word in the English language that contains more than twenty letters. After that, I repeat the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis over and over again, then shoot it once per syllable with Notch's Smiter.

18/25 Health Care Package
18/25 Health Care Package

> R. K.: Healing me with the No Joke.
> K4yne: Infinity Seal meets Netheraria swipes. Yeah.

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Strange No Joke

UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII