Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I attack the infinity seal a quadrillion times.
Orbital Weapons:
Nomblequest:
Potions: Critmist II x4
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
Red quickly teleports the chair out from under the drone, and to the other side of the bed. He motions for Wilson to sit in it. He then summons a Potion of Nectar from Wilson's store into his hand, taps it with his wand, and another identical potion appears on a nearby table. He taps the original potion again, and it disappears in a flash of red, returning to the store. He walks over to the duplicate potion and hands it to Blue.
Drink up, Blue. That potion should at least let you walk.
Unfortunately, both brewing and healing are some of my weaker areas.
And it is quite helpful. Blue drinks the potion, then hesitantly but steadily gets up, takes a short walk around the room, and then sits back down on the bed, facing Wilson.
(I don't really care if this is a little sudden, it's been two weeks in real time, and Blue needs to recover a bit, even if it's been ten minutes IC.)
Ah... it's nice to be able to walk again.
Anyways... I see you're awake, Wilson. That's great news.
I hope Red didn't get in your way too much?
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You are certainly one of the three people I would trust to do the operation, only one of them being in this universe (you). Do you have any wish to act as the director of the project? I can certainly accommodate.
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BTW, my official non-Glitch color is now steel blue.
Lothyra: Hmm... You would be willing to help? If you do, it would a tremendous favor. I wouldn't know how to repay-
Bender: *starts yelling off screen*" THE WAY YOU ALWAYS DO, WITH A BED! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lothyra: Oh God, he's making dirty jokes about me. Let me discipline him.
Bender: Hehehe- wait, why are you charging up to me- NO! NOT THE MAGNET! NOT THE MAG*9847w9857459498579 SHE'LL BE COMING 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! SHE'LL BE COMING 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! *continues singing folk songs*
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Most certainly, though there are a number of problems that will require a great deal of work. The genetic degradation to any living thing near this kind of war, for one, and the limited timeframe. Regardless, it is very possible, feel free to ask for whatever help I can provide, or come aboard to work with the machines yourself.
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=-=-=-=Laiko=-=-=-=
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Laiko's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x3 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x3 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x5 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 <|> Potion of dreams x1
For the first time in about a month, my posts are not the size of a small essay.
=+=Medical Wing=+= Ah, thank you... He jumps onto the chair and sits down, randomly fidgeting with his Hoshi-No-Tama. Glad to see my... um... potions helping you. So... yeah... I've recovered. I'm a Kitsune now... eh... I also brought this for you. He places down the Nectar Cake, which is kinda like a Nectar potion, but in cake form. Well... at least you've had a... nice variety of visitors. So... I've recovered from my sleep... I'm now a kitsune... He shuffles a little uncomfortably under the watching eyes. He seems to be somewhat embarrassed by his color. Anyway, going on any more about myself would be selfish. Are you feeling alright? I could try using this if you want. He motions towards his Hoshi-No-Tama. I don't really know how to use it, but I could try. Oh... and, sorry... I realize I've suddenly become so nervous... I guess my enthusiasm has worn off... It is going to take a while to get used to people actually being able to hear me.
+3 potions, gifts 3/3 *3. A hail of arrows rain onto the Infinity Seal. ... Now that I said that like this, it will actually happen, right? Thats how this works, isn't it?
Lothyra: I would be pleased to work with the machines, as I am an engineer. Wait, something's on my mind. I want to know exactly who this Midna is. I've never seen one of her species before. If only I... Wait! I know! I'll sequence her DNA! with that, I sneak up to Midna, use a tool to get a very small sample of her flesh (so small that all she'll feel is a *****), and run of to the Anti-Godmodder Base, where I've set up all of my equipment. Now, to sequence this...
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Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = ? (Level ? ?/?)
MY INVENTORY
ASDF. 29 pages for me to rummage through to find the sidequest posts...
Talist, I'll make the star.
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): So... I get to take any potion or something? I'll take the nightshade. Oooh, a spoil... This could be very useful...
(Gerbil Ghost Image): New Horizons Expended.
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Brass Tacks - Level 10 DOOMCHESTRA. Target: Infinity Seal
I have no idea what this does.
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=-=-=-=-=~=~=~=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= SIDEQUEST Did I miss s0mething?
Must* post now, sorry. Also, yes, purple is the new safe colour, if Twin doesn't change his mind anyways.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
Battlefield: Threaten the UOSS with repair if it doesn't kill itself. I assume it doesn't kill itself, so I follow through with my threat.
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: I purge the waluiginess.
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[quote=Talist;/members/Talist;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-glitch?comment=18155]@Nimble:Is the Prince fully corrupted? If not, fire some more glitch power.
-snip- N0 h3n-t... -15
{Incidentally, Twin, is the Treaty gone/nullified?}
I use its replacement pick to up the Helsilver arm that got blown off me a little while ago, and watch it twitch at random, the somehow-partially-powered Demimech section that came with it amplifying the unguided movement to the point of damaging the terrain...
I walk up to Erelye and hand it to him, still twitching.
"Been meaning to give a few gifts, so here, one living Helsilver arm, should be interesting to play with. Merry Christmas."
Gray frost crackles over my armor as I walk away...
I fire a series of flares at the Black Monolith, lighting it brilliantly, and incidentally painting it for orbital targeting, which rains incendiaries on the area, setting everything aflame!
I throw some health potions to Talist!
Then take a good look at Serpent.
"So, Schemer, it would seem you have been responsible for many of our problems thus far, and I would willingly forgo your help to rid myself of the nuisance long term. What say you?"
((Unless I am mistaken, both HEX and the IDMG come from the forum game Everybody vs. Everyone. So, therefore, they do not exist. As such, I need not attempt to invade a nonexistent area made by an irrefutably fictional organization)).
I nod at the expositions of the Corotite Mecha, and decide one thing.
You are a genius, whether you failed or succeeded in your endeavors.
Then, I get to work, and bring large amounts of pure Mind essence, as well as Void essence. I need not worry about thaumic energy. That happens to be covered by a serendipitously perfectly engineered aura node in the basement. I spend the next three hours perfecting the Corotite Mecha's (assuming he wishes for me to do so) structure and joints, providing anything he wishes onto the robot, at his digression.
I cast Woegothics on the Infinity Seal, amplified by the residual power from my earlier attacks. Then, I proceed to use the Riddletwister to write out every one of the riddles of Cetus in a tome. I open up to a random page, and read, if you are willing to write a riddle for me.
@Amp: I slowly reach out and grab the arm. A large grin forms on my face.
Thanks. I just recently heard of this holiday for the first time, actually. I shall have quite a bit of fun with this. Hah. Actually, I have something for you in Grayhold as well. Give me a moment, if you would please.
I vanish completely for a few seconds, and reappear with a large tome, clearly several hundred loä old, and a crystal of some sort.
This is the original Parma i Istarion of Nartheon, from back on my home. I found it five loä ago, before The Game, and it is likely my most prized possession. You're going to need that gem to even be permitted to read it, sadly. Please, treat this well. It means a lot to me, and I don't know what I would do if it were destroyed. Also, there are quite a few treatises on some monolithic eldritch abomination summoning that I think you will appreciate. And some theories that will definitely prove to be quite... amusing. Hah.
Earlier, back in the Study:
A glowing light teal Mind symbol appears, levitating before my forehead. Meanwhile, behind the computer, in V2...
In the central laboratory area, within the view of six people (as Araeva is looking over Zoey currently), I sit within my chair, staring at my screen, currently one of the only sources of light in the room (the other being the television). Hands on temples, I face the computer screen, eyes shut, a small, pulsating light teal Mind symbol levitating before my face as well, a deep look of concentration upon my features. After twenty-one intense seconds, I have reached past the universal barrier, and am scanning the strategies of Gutza, analyzing how they are keeping their secrets from me, and what would occur if I did not learn this, in every possible instance.
Oh. I see.
The Corotite Mecha has been upgraded into Corotite Warmongerer! His frame has been greatly improved from the one it was before, and vast amounts of thaumic energy now flow throughout him! He has multitudes of weapons systems, and would be a great asset on a battlefield.
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item.
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, and hums!
27/100...
An eye in a blue face
Saw an eye in a green face.
'That eye is like to this eye'
Said the first eye,
'But in low place
Not in high place.'
I shoot the Infinity Seal with all the guns I have on me (Lancer, Four Elements, assorted variations on hot/ice guns whose names I have forgotten, Black Snow, Hard Light Disruptor-Projector, DEADLY LASER gun, Tachyon Gun...)
>>I consider one final, possibly-useful alchemy...But mostly just to see what would happen.
({Everything ever alchemized} using && combination) ~~~ Loom
I see what
{Everything ever alchemized}, using && combination
and
{Everything ever alchemized} using || combination, starting with a Perfectly Unique Object
{FOCUS ALL AVAILABLE FIREPOWER ON THE SEAL! WE NEED TO DESTROY IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! THIS MEANS YOU TOO, GODMODDER, THE QUEEN, AND MBC.}
Overworld: Assuming this is the right green, since it was called green, the shard uses TROLLDIER on the Infinity Seal. Don't question the physics of how a spheroid shard of an entity can operate a Rocket Jumper or Market Gardener, let alone use the former to rocketjump when it's already hovering in the air anyway. I'm doing it anyway. Just because I want to progress in that [BEEP]ing ability tiers thing.
Wilson's Lab: "Hmm. Willow. I remember only one instance of that name, from some mainverse video game called Don't Starve. Little girl, somewhat creepy according to human standards, prone to lighting fires... Oh, and also not very sane." After saying this, the drone turns to the person reading this comment right now, looking directly into their eyes, as if peering into their very soul. "I'm quite familiar with not very sane. It has benefits." It then turns back to Wilson, or Laiko, or whatever he's called now. "At the risk of being very confusing, or worse, wrong genre savvy, I'd recommend you try preparing a few fire resistance potions before your first encounter. Why? Because fire. Very fire. Probably."
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: "You wouldn't HAVE to get me something in return. Especially not when you're this badly injured, that would just be cruel to request that of you. Besides, it'd look weird, you giving a xeno something on humanity day." I reply, the drone shifting in the chair slightly. "Honestly, if I could name one fatal flaw right now to describe you, I'd probably go with your honor. If I could name a second, I'd go with pride. Just for the record, those are meant to be compliments."
Gutza1: Wait, I just have to shoot it? Okay! I then lock-on to the seal with iTokomak and shoot at it with iTokomak set to full auto. Also, I read section 6 of the guide.
Bender: I take out a machine-laser gun and shoot the Infinity Seal.
Okay.
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, hums, and shakes...
Action
I use a pair of drumsticks to beat the Infinity Seal like a drum. I perform an epic and ridiculously complex drum solo using the Infinity Seal as the most often struck drum involving copious amounts of one-hundred-twenty-eighth notes, two-hundred-fifty-sixth notes, five-hundred-twelfth notes, one-thousand-twenty-fourth notes, flams on those one-thousand-twenty-fourth notes, four-note-drags on those one-thousand-twenty-fourth notes, septuplets, nonuplets, tredecuplets (groups of 13 notes), untrigintuplets (groups of 31 notes, made this one up by combining untrigintillion with -tuplet), sections of 11/4 time signature, sections of 21/32 time signature, sections of 59/48 time signature, sections of 111/4 time signature, sections of never-before-used 42069/32768 time signature to honor the 12-year-old army and sections of also-never-before-used 1025/1024 time signature.
EIGHTFOLD STAIRSTEP: A set of eight multicolored D8s. They're forged from pure bismuth crystal and are comprised of many miniature fractal-like patterns.
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, hums, and shakes...
Random thing twin, I've got an art request for 'some time in the future': when I finish the 25 robes, could you do a quick drawing of them, even though they'll never be relevant to Trifecta? All you'd have to do would be draw the first robes, then change the color scheme though, so it wouldn't take nearly as much effort as most other images would. It'd still be cool though.
Also... one hundred shots? Come on! I thought you wanted us to hurry this along!
@twin: why can't he have the IDMG from another forum game? We had two different events in the first DTG based entirely around things from other forum games. Wouldn't those other forum games just be other universes caught up in the Trifecta? Admittedly he's not doing a good job of roleplaying with it, but it still wouldn't be fair to arbitrarily not let him summon something just because its from the same medium type as DTG.
SERPENT!!! I gave Astria a response on the Preston Cole. Please respond.
Vi Forti (metal) ~~~ Loom
10/11 for Potestias Eius
I finish Nyx's Rod
8/11 for Disparem
Hank unleashes his massive laser cannon.
The shot hits the infinity seal, and continues to hit it for quite some time, long enough to count as multiple attacks.
Hank then shoots it with his magnum. And then again. And then again every time someone else attacks it.
seriously, one damage per hit is going to take way too long.
On the Preston Cole:
Deimos edges the others back as the animatronics start up, raise their arms and...
Fall over immediately.
"Whew!."
What did you expect?
They're Christmas animatronics, half the motors that they're getting commands to use don't exist.
And the other half are getting the wrong commands.
Even the combat-adaptive AI isn't programmed to deal with being in the wrong drone type.
"Oh yeah."
But it seems we're going to have to figure out how to turn these guys off...
The animatronics are now flailing wildly on the floor.
The torso of the santa claus is circling repeatedly. Thwomp. Thwomp. Thwomp.
Sure, if I have time.
I may want you to hurry this along, but I am a cruel god.
The Trifecta doesn't even have much to do with it. DTG2 is completely independent from every other forum game, besides the original DTG, which took place in the same universe. The Godmodder put in place so no other forum games could directly interact here, like, no items from other games somehow finding their way here.
Vi Forti ~~~ Loom = Metallic Robes
METALLIC ROBES: A set of silver-and-grey robes that radiate with the power of metal. An iron ingot is imbedded in its sleeves.
NYX'S ROD: A purple rod that flickers with copious amounts of black energy. Several lines of grey metal intertwine throughout the rod's surface, all meeting up at the top: adorned with a crystal orb. Amethyst flames shine in its structure. The rod is capable of channeling oblivion on others, completely erasing things from existence.
You can only attack the Infinity Seal once per post! There isn't a way around it! However, since you charged the attack, it will hit again in the End-of-Turn Battle. That's just a one-time thing, though! Now the Glitch will find ways around that too!
Caledbec: 7/10YES, IT'S TRUE. I'M RESPONSIBLE. FOR MANY. OF YOUR TROUBLES. INCLUDING, INDIRECTLY. THIS GLITCH. AND THE ONLY REASON. I'M HELPING YOU. IS THAT THE GLITCH MIGHT SPREAD. BUT. GUESS WHAT. YOU NEED ME. YOU NEED ALL OF US. WE DON'T HAVE TIME. FOR THIS.
I throw a baseball at the Infinity Seal.
I give the Godmodder a Godmodder. Yes, with a capital G. This works due to glitchiness.
Astria stares at the Santa animatronic, backing away from it slowly. umm. well... /\nyw/\y... i do h/\ve SOMETHING in here... let me rumm/\ge through my syll/\dex.
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, hums, and shakes...
The WITHERED PLATE inflicts Wither on the Infinity Seal! It will take 1 damage every turn for four turns! This only works because it's a Spoil of War...
The DETONATION CORE causes the Infinity Seal to glow, warm up, hum, and shake! Its color stops being a radiant gold and slips into a dull orange... It begins to shine intensely!
I turn to the Infinity Seal, and pull out a small orb. I toss it into the air, and use my telekinetic prowess to cause it to levitate several meters above everything. Directly afterwards, I utilize my major discoveries in the nature of the Thaumostatic field to allow a piercing into the Inky Abyss through the orb. Void energies swirl about, and duplicate the orb twice, releasing the Flux generated in the process by summoning six smaller orbs. Three of these begin to levitate around one orb, two around another, and one around the last. I focus a negligibly minuscule bit of my will towards these orbs, and they are coated in different shades of light. The one with three sub-orbs is surrounded in mustard light, the one with two in a blue, and the original with one in red. If you had not guessed what I am doing, then I have just made it painfully obvious. The orbs flash into their respective planetary models, one of Earth, Alternia, and Vetas. Then, in a flash of phosphorescent lime green light, the three planets all convert into a twisting beam of psionic energy, flashing between the four colors and my violet around them, as a stabilizer. The energy plows into the Infinity Seal with a focused precision.
I attempt to stabilize the Thaumostatic rift I just made. I see no need in creating a Horbynyx here. Anyhow, I await the answer of the Corotite Mecha. If he agrees, I shall perform the ritual next turn.
Meanwhile, on the Preston Cole, I emerge back from wherever I was for the last seventeen hours, holding gifts in my Sylladex, unbeknownst to everyone else. My eyes sweep across the room, from Astria backing away from the large animatronic man in red clothing, to Eric, to Sanford and Deimos. Staring at the robot, I slowly draw the Hazel Wand.
What is this? What am I looking at, approximately?
The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
I shove a Glitch (a race of robots in Starbound), a Glitch fragment, and a box of Special Stardust into the Loom. I then smash Cetus' Crusher into the Seal.
Heat Clocksucker 6/9
Frost Frogsucker 6/9
Unpersoner > Fine 5/11
Glitch ~~~ Loom = [REDACTED]
Glitch Fragment ~~~ Loom = [REDACTED]
Special Stardust Box ~~~ Loom = Cherub Pajamas
CHERUB PAJAMAS: A set of pajamas that look exactly like the green clothing of a young cherub.
The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I attack the infinity seal a hundred times.
Orbital Weapons:
Nomblequest:
-Wilson's Lab-
Red examines a few potions carefully, settling on the fourth one he looks at,
I'll take this splash potion of critmist, if you don't mind.
How did my spell work? Basically, it reads your thought patterns and broadcasts what you want to say as soundwaves.
So we are actually hearing you right now, or at least I am, as the soundwaves are in Cenian.
It's a little overcomplicated... but where I come from, we have a taboo against mind to mind communication.
You might not want to go back to the battlefield for a bit. You might end up dying, horribly.
Don't worry about the others, them being players is protecting them. Somewhat.
Also, you're not going to get there by walking. Not unless you're immortal.
Without waiting to see if he still wants to come, Red grabs onto Wilson. The two disappear in a flash of red.
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
I don't see what my injury has to do with my ability to give gifts.
Before Blue can continue, Red and Wilson appear in the room in another flash of red.
(Sorry if you didn't want to do this now, Talist, but we really should move this along.)
The wall blocks all of your attacks but one! The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
I levitate into the air several meters away from the Infinity Seal. Slowly, I move my arm to a standstill, pointing at the Seal. A violet aura surrounds me, and I proceed to channel psychic energy. Abruptly, there is a spark of mustard light. A singular Skaian Defense Portal appears, and through it sails the last meteor of my Reckoning, having been held at a telekinetic standstill until this moment in spacetime. A monolithic meteor of unfathomable heat and size, already beginning to burn up in the atmosphere. I direct my hand towards the Infinity Seal, and the meteor glows with my violet aura as well, streaking towards the ground at the speed of light. Of course, this means that the thing instantly strikes the Seal. Flaming chunks of stone fly about, and I teleport them into a testing facility in Grayhold for later analysis. Finally, I myself streak towards the ground.
Admittedly, I could accelerate objects beyond the speed of light, but that would require the warping of spacetime, and I would rather not have to set up a device capable of doing so without forcing me across the timeline, due to the Arrival. Afterwards, I attempt to use one of my Spoils of War on the Seal, assuming they can cause it to heat up and glow as the other did.
Preston Cole:
I stand rigidly, wand in hand. Behind my glasses, you can see my eyes darting from one person to another.
The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
I teleport a highly trained ESFB squad inside the Infinity Seal and attempt to shut it down. If that fails, I get really mad and punch the Infinity Seal.
Endermen can't teleport inside blocks, so you punch the Infinity Seal! It shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
My Action: In an attempt to stall my Tanker A1 summon so that it does not get glitched out, I change it to a (somewhat related) 50 post summon.
SCP Foundation Action: Glitches cause massive containment breaches and make anomolous activity more wierder. 5 random SCPs (use the "random" link on their site) either escape or have some anomolous activity related to them (a site might get relocated to the battlefield, etc.)
Okay. Keep in mind, though, that you'll have to start your Tanker A1 summon from scratch now!
SCP-468, SCP-1760, SCP-219, SCP-009, and SCP-141 appear! They will act at the end of the turn.
Mens Potentiam (psychic) ~~~ Loom
I finish Potentias Eius
9/11 for Disparem
Nyx's Rod OR True Balefire (think pure, undiluted oblivion blast) 1/11
Hank shoots the infinity seal with an automatic grenade launcher.
On the Preston Cole (I'm assuming that means we're not showing the conversation Astria and Eric had on their own? Okay then. Something you two seem to have missed was that the animatronic woes were going on in one of the cargo bays, and that neither Sanford nor Eric are there)
Deimos sighs.
What happens when engineers don't pay enough attention.
Let's try and deactivate these things without breaking them at least.
We just need to put in the right programming.
Meanwhile, nearby...
Sanford, along with several of the crew members, is hanging various Christmas decorations.
Then he hears the crashing, whirring, and cussing that begins emanating from the cargo bay beside the hallway he's in. as the characters there in try to grab the animatronics without getting smacked by flailing limbs.
Sanford goes in, sees the freaking animatronics on the level below, and groans.
Oh come on...
Not again...
He pulls out his fishhook, and throws it across, grabbing one of the large crates of scrap metal. He yanks it over the edge.
Down below, everyone has backed off a little bit to try a coordinated assault.
Said assault is stopped when everyone sees the massive box of metal fall from the upper level onto the animatronics.
SANFORD!!!!
Mens Potentiam ~~~ Loom = Knowing Robes
Nyx's Rod || True Balefire = Finem (Level 10: 1/11)
KNOWING ROBES: A set of teal-and-magenta robes that radiate with the power of the mind. A sapphire is imbedded in its sleeves.
POTENTIAS EIUS: A pickaxe whose handle is pure gold and is inlaid with hundreds of jewels. The actual pickaxe itself is forged from the first diamonds to have ever formed in the universe, bleached white with power. The energy of creation flows throughout the pickaxe, giving it a golden glow. It can reshape the entire universe and create anything it wants from dust. Legends tell that it was used by Notch to create the world.
The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
>>I shoot the Infinity Seal with a fractal Hard-Light projectile that decoheres from the smallest portions outwards. Large amounts of radiation bombard the Infinity Seal.
Enlarger ~~~ Loom
Minimizer ~~~ Loom
Magic Mirror ~~~ Loom
>>I levitate many lenses and mirrors....
>>And focus them into a laser. A very large laser.
>>I request a strike from the Long-Gunner of the Apocalypse, also known as Lota (specifically, the AI in the cannon calls itself that.). Lota fires at the Infinity Seal and a giant laser bounces through the lenses and mirrors that are still up, focusing it more before it strikes the Infinity Seal. I then fling the mirrors and lenses at the Infinity Seal, after breaking them into shards by smashing them together with the Infinity Seal in the middle.
The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes! Its orange glow intensifies, and the Seal becomes scalding! It starts rapidly heating up! Another large crack appears across its surface!
I quickly shove a wax seal, a seal, Seal(the musician), the USS Seal, 50 SEALs and the Fairey Seal into the Infinity Seal.
Heat Clocksucker 7/9
Frost Frogsucker 7/9
Unpersoner > Fine 6/11
The Infinity Seal shines, heats up, hums, and shakes!
Traho (gravity) ~~~ Loom
10/11 for Disparem
2/11 for the oblivion rod
1/11 for scroll OR reality magic (this is basically an artifact that will give piono the power of a true godmodder. He'll be able to warp things the way the ancestors and others do. Basically this item will propel him to the rank of Alpha [or even just Alpha-] godmodder instead of just being a particularly dangerous minecraftian)
Hank shoots the infinity seal continually. Eight times.
Traho ~~~ Loom = Enveloping Robes
Scroll || Reality Magic = Deus Liber (Level 10: 1/11)
ENVELOPING ROBES: A set of teal-and-black robes that radiate with the power of gravity. A cinnabar crystal is imbedded in its sleeves, fashioned in the shape of an apple.
The Infinity Seal shines, heats up, hums, and shakes!
=-=-=-=Laiko=-=-=-=
My alchemy store is officially back open! There are healing potions for 2$. I think it is healing + crit.
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Laiko's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x3 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x3 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x5 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x2 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x1 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 <|> Potion of dreams x1
@Netpatham: Do you want Diablo? Then you can have it! It isn't doing any good gathering dust in this store. Merry Christmas! By the way, it is a flail made with various Nether materials.
@Engie: A pyromaniac. How wonderful. Wait, who are you talking to? ... Well, I have no clue where she is. All I know is that she isn't here. And by the way, staying sane as Willow can actually be easier because she gains it from fires.
@fseftr: Of course you can have that! You're free to take more, you know. I have plenty! ... Huh, now that I think of it, it is actually really strange hearing myself... Woah... He amuses himself for a moment making sounds and listening to the echo. Oh, eh... sorry. Alright... I won't go outside then. But how are we going to get to- wait, what are you do- Arh! ... ... what... my head... I never liked getting teleported much... Where are we? He looks around the room. Ah... um... hello?... Blue? Is that you? I can't really see from down here. So... eh... Red told me that you were in here... and... yeah, I'm here now. Thank you. +3 potions, gifts 2/3 *3. Hey! I I speak a little differently, This can work. I heal random players with my newfound inner light.
On the meteor, still embedded in Lopat, I open up a book, having nothing else to do in Minecraft. This would not be post-worthy, however, if this were merely the case. After an hour or so, I look up to my monitor, and realize something. I am being contacted on Pesterchum. As such, I tab out of Minecraft, and instantly get onto the still readily open Pesterchum tab, saving my place in the tome.
*snipped pesterchum. the only reason i am quoting this is because i need to talk about something i saw in it*
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gutza, I'm sorry, but none of you all were participating in the Psi-Godmodding War. There's a reason you all are Descendants and not Ancestors. I'm okay with your story, but that part can't go through.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I attack the infinity seal a quadrillion times.
Orbital Weapons:
Nomblequest:
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
Red quickly teleports the chair out from under the drone, and to the other side of the bed. He motions for Wilson to sit in it. He then summons a Potion of Nectar from Wilson's store into his hand, taps it with his wand, and another identical potion appears on a nearby table. He taps the original potion again, and it disappears in a flash of red, returning to the store. He walks over to the duplicate potion and hands it to Blue.
Drink up, Blue. That potion should at least let you walk.
And it is quite helpful. Blue drinks the potion, then hesitantly but surely gets up, takes a short walk around the room, and then sits back down on the bed, facing Wilson.
Ah... it's nice to be able to walk again.
Anyways... I see you're awake, Wilson. That's great news.
I hope Red didn't get in your way too much?
The Curse of Repetitiveness™ causes the attack to fail!
=-=-=-=Laiko=-=-=-=
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Laiko's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x3 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x3 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x5 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 <|> Potion of dreams x1
For the first time in about a month, my posts are not the size of a small essay.
=+=Medical Wing=+= Ah, thank you... He jumps onto the chair and sits down, randomly fidgeting with his Hoshi-No-Tama. Glad to see my... um... potions helping you. So... yeah... I've recovered. I'm a Kitsune now... eh... I also brought this for you. He places down the Nectar Cake, which is kinda like a Nectar potion, but in cake form. Well... at least you've had a... nice variety of visitors. So... I've recovered from my sleep... I'm now a kitsune... He shuffles a little uncomfortably under the watching eyes. He seems to be somewhat embarrassed by his color. Anyway, going on any more about myself would be selfish. Are you feeling alright? I could try using this if you want. He motions towards his Hoshi-No-Tama. I don't really know how to use it, but I could try. Oh... and, sorry... I realize I've suddenly become so nervous... I guess my enthusiasm has worn off... It is going to take a while to get used to people actually being able to hear me.
+3 potions, gifts 3/3 *3. A hail of arrows rain onto the Infinity Seal. ... Now that I said that like this, it will actually happen, right? Thats how this works, isn't it?
The Infinity Seal shines, heats up, hums, and shakes!
POST 1;
10/10 New Horizons
1/? Gift
1/? Gift
1/? Gift
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = ? (Level ? ?/?)
MY INVENTORY
ASDF. 29 pages for me to rummage through to find the sidequest posts...
Talist, I'll make the star.
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): So... I get to take any potion or something? I'll take the nightshade. Oooh, a spoil... This could be very useful...
(Gerbil Ghost Image): New Horizons Expended.
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Brass Tacks - Level 10 DOOMCHESTRA. Target: Infinity Seal
I have no idea what this does.
Abilities
=-=-=-=-=~=~=~=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= SIDEQUEST Did I miss s0mething?
-10% WALU---
The attack hits the wall and fails!
Several things happen that cause the Infinity Seal to take damage! First off, TT's Wither goes into effect!
59/100...
Then, piono's attack hits!
60/100...
And then, ninjatwist's C4 hits!
61/100...
The Infinity Seal is now shining, heating up, humming, and shaking! It then begins to emit a very loud screeching noise!
The Infinity Seal starts to create giant orange lances! They begin slicing towards you, dealing 7 damage to every player! This kills OverlordXcano and 5l1n65h07! The Shard of Engie becomes anti-player and kills Talist and piono! The Mech Buster Cannon attempts to fire at the Infinity Seal, but can't! The Queen attempts to as well, but ends up dealing 10,000 damage to the Cannon! The Godmodder does nothing!
Then, the SCPs become active! SCP-468-1 and -2 have both been transported, so SCP-468-1 does nothing except affect the players that are now in SCP-468-2! The Godmodder world-edits it away. SCP-1760's entombed humans attack the Infinity Seal!
62/100...
SCP-219 keys into the Infinity Seal's frequency and oscillates, damaging it!
63/100...
SCP-009 doesn't affect the Infinity Seal since it has no liquid! A noob touches it and slowly dies thanks to its anomalous effects. The Godmodder world-edits it away, as well as the other SCPs. SCP-141 does nothing, so the Godmodder removes it too.
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Attack the Infinity Seal!
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
/shamelessplugpost:
Hey, for anyone that's been interested in the whole pesterchum thing that's been talked about occasionally, the download for the program is here. You don't have to use it if you don't want to, but trust me, it makes in-character chats a whole lot easier. Additionally, there are two DTG memos that can be located. DTG2 (and several variants on that for some strange reason) exists. Apparently mainly for the purpose of DTG2 players, as it appears that currently in order to figure out which one is currently up, you need to have posted your chumhandle in the off-topic thread somewhere, or at least gotten onto fseftr's list. There is also another memo: DTG, which is just open in general for anyone in the DTG community (ex-players, players, readers, anyone really) to join in whenever they want. It will also probably have some members from the tvtropes session active.
If you want to find the DTG memo, and you're confused about the whole pesterchum thing (once you've gotten your chumhandle made, the thing guides you through that) just click on the 'client' tab in the upper left hand corner, choose the 'memos' option from the drop-down memo, type DTG into the 'start new memo' bar, and press join. Alternatively, just pester me and ask for an invite. My chumhandle is pionoPlayer.
Anyway, just posting that since not everyone is aware of the real-time conversations, or that the DTG memo is open to people who don't play, but read DTG. If no one is in the DTG memo, that's alright, you can get off, or you can stay and be the OP and wait for someone else to get on.
Anyway, that's all I have to ramble about right now. Sorry twin.
Yup. This sure is happening. Monado ~~~ Loom. I cautiously throw a block of salt into the Seal. I then use the Monado to predict the future, giving me a functional ability to counter anything the Seal throws at me.
Heat Clocksucker 8/9
Frost Frogsucker 8/9
Unpersoner > Fine 7/11
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I attack the infinity seal a quadrillion times.
Orbital Weapons:
Nomblequest:
Potions: Critmist II x4
I duplicate 3 potion of critmists.
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
Red quickly teleports the chair out from under the drone, and to the other side of the bed. He motions for Wilson to sit in it. He then summons a Potion of Nectar from Wilson's store into his hand, taps it with his wand, and another identical potion appears on a nearby table. He taps the original potion again, and it disappears in a flash of red, returning to the store. He walks over to the duplicate potion and hands it to Blue.
Drink up, Blue. That potion should at least let you walk.
Unfortunately, both brewing and healing are some of my weaker areas.
And it is quite helpful. Blue drinks the potion, then hesitantly but steadily gets up, takes a short walk around the room, and then sits back down on the bed, facing Wilson.
(I don't really care if this is a little sudden, it's been two weeks in real time, and Blue needs to recover a bit, even if it's been ten minutes IC.)
Ah... it's nice to be able to walk again.
Anyways... I see you're awake, Wilson. That's great news.
I hope Red didn't get in your way too much?
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
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Lothyra: Hmm... You would be willing to help? If you do, it would a tremendous favor. I wouldn't know how to repay-
Bender: *starts yelling off screen*" THE WAY YOU ALWAYS DO, WITH A BED! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lothyra: Oh God, he's making dirty jokes about me. Let me discipline him.
Bender: Hehehe- wait, why are you charging up to me- NO! NOT THE MAGNET! NOT THE MAG*9847w9857459498579 SHE'LL BE COMING 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! SHE'LL BE COMING 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES! *continues singing folk songs*
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In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Laiko's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x3 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x3 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x5 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x3 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 <|> Potion of dreams x1
For the first time in about a month, my posts are not the size of a small essay.
=+=Medical Wing=+=
Ah, thank you... He jumps onto the chair and sits down, randomly fidgeting with his Hoshi-No-Tama. Glad to see my... um... potions helping you. So... yeah... I've recovered. I'm a Kitsune now... eh... I also brought this for you. He places down the Nectar Cake, which is kinda like a Nectar potion, but in cake form. Well... at least you've had a... nice variety of visitors. So... I've recovered from my sleep... I'm now a kitsune... He shuffles a little uncomfortably under the watching eyes. He seems to be somewhat embarrassed by his color. Anyway, going on any more about myself would be selfish. Are you feeling alright? I could try using this if you want. He motions towards his Hoshi-No-Tama. I don't really know how to use it, but I could try. Oh... and, sorry... I realize I've suddenly become so nervous... I guess my enthusiasm has worn off... It is going to take a while to get used to people actually being able to hear me.
+3 potions, gifts 3/3 *3. A hail of arrows rain onto the Infinity Seal. ... Now that I said that like this, it will actually happen, right? Thats how this works, isn't it?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I'll be making my great escape now!
17/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Uhh.
> K4yne: Derping around as a ghost waiting to respawn at the end of this turn.
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Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Bender:OH JOHNNY BOY...
/null
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I use the Bowler Hat to fire a beam of pure Hat Awsomeness at the Infinity Seal.
Sweet Spades 5/8
S'more Sticks 5/8
Narrative Assaulter N Scratcher 3/X
Well, me, I guess. Who will join me?
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Last Drink:
Barrels Liquid Entropy
Barrels 3-4:Liquid Destruction
Barrel 5:Liquid TNT
Barrel 6: Camel Blood
CHA0S:0N
I fire the Last Drink at the Infinity Seal.
Sweet Spades 6/8
S'more Sticks 6/8
Narrative Assaulter N Scratcher 4/X
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
10/10 New Horizons
1/? Gift
1/? Gift
1/? Gift
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil || Christmas Star = ? (Level ? ?/?)
MY INVENTORY
ASDF. 29 pages for me to rummage through to find the sidequest posts...
Talist, I'll make the star.
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): So... I get to take any potion or something? I'll take the nightshade. Oooh, a spoil... This could be very useful...
(Gerbil Ghost Image): New Horizons Expended.
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Brass Tacks - Level 10 DOOMCHESTRA. Target: Infinity Seal
I have no idea what this does.
Abilities
=-=-=-=-=~=~=~=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
SIDEQUEST
Did I miss s0mething?
-10% WALU---
[quote=Talist;/members/Talist;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-glitch?comment=18155]@Nimble:Is the Prince fully corrupted? If not, fire some more glitch power.
-snip- N0 h3n-t...
-15
ERROR----
Waluiginess seep---
The Purple spreads...
You open the Ruby Treasure Chest.
- Glitch-Proof Armor
- 4 Golden Apples
- The Teraporter (Level 7)
You got a set of armor, some healing items, and a Level 7 weapon. Nice! You find yourself near the pyramid after opening the chest.No, the Treaty's not gone.
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, and hums!
24/100...
+3 HP to Talist!
Please stop bolding things in your posts. You open the Cobalt Chest and find:
- Glitch-Proof Armor
- 4 Golden Apples
- Chemostriker (Level 7)
You then return to the pyramid.The autoattacker fails! The Infinity Seal can only be attacked once per post!
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, and hums! A large crack appears across the Seal's surface...
25/100...
26/100...
The Corotite Mecha has been upgraded into Corotite Warmongerer! His frame has been greatly improved from the one it was before, and vast amounts of thaumic energy now flow throughout him! He has multitudes of weapons systems, and would be a great asset on a battlefield.
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item.
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, and hums!
27/100...
An eye in a blue face
Saw an eye in a green face.
'That eye is like to this eye'
Said the first eye,
'But in low place
Not in high place.'
PotatOS ~~~ Loom = PotatOS Watch
Garage ~~~ Loom = [REDACTED]
I'm not even counting those last three alchemies.
POTATOS WATCH: A watch that closely resembles the cybernetics of PotatOS. Tells time quite accurately.
The Godmodder causes the Infinity Seal to glow, warm up, and hum!
28/100...
You open the Diamond Chest and find:
You then return to the pyramid.
You open the Emerald Chest and find:
You then return to the pyramid.
Diamond Armor && Applied Phlebotinum = Plot Armor (Level 10: 1/11)
The attack, somehow, hits only once!
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, and hums!
29/100...
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, and hums! It starts to shake...
30/100...
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DUMPSTER DIVING - TROLLDIER
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, hums, and shakes...
31/100...
Okay.
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, hums, and shakes...
32/100...
Not today.
Bender's attack somehow fails!
EIGHTFOLD STAIRSTEP: A set of eight multicolored D8s. They're forged from pure bismuth crystal and are comprised of many miniature fractal-like patterns.
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, hums, and shakes...
33/100...
Sure, if I have time.
I may want you to hurry this along, but I am a cruel god.
The Trifecta doesn't even have much to do with it. DTG2 is completely independent from every other forum game, besides the original DTG, which took place in the same universe. The Godmodder put in place so no other forum games could directly interact here, like, no items from other games somehow finding their way here.
Vi Forti ~~~ Loom = Metallic Robes
METALLIC ROBES: A set of silver-and-grey robes that radiate with the power of metal. An iron ingot is imbedded in its sleeves.
NYX'S ROD: A purple rod that flickers with copious amounts of black energy. Several lines of grey metal intertwine throughout the rod's surface, all meeting up at the top: adorned with a crystal orb. Amethyst flames shine in its structure. The rod is capable of channeling oblivion on others, completely erasing things from existence.
You can only attack the Infinity Seal once per post! There isn't a way around it! However, since you charged the attack, it will hit again in the End-of-Turn Battle. That's just a one-time thing, though! Now the Glitch will find ways around that too!
34/100...
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, hums, and shakes...
35/100...
I already said a way to stop it. Just attack the Infinity Seal.
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, hums, and shakes...
36/100...
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, hums, and shakes...
37/100...
The WITHERED PLATE inflicts Wither on the Infinity Seal! It will take 1 damage every turn for four turns! This only works because it's a Spoil of War...
SMALL CARBON ANTIMATTER WARHEAD: Yup.
Small Rocket Engine && Magstone Wire = Small Magnetic Rocket Engine (Level 4: 1/5)
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, hums, and shakes...
38/100...
The charge fails completely! The effects of death are unavoidable!
The Infinity Seal glows, warms up, hums, and shakes...
39/100...
The DETONATION CORE causes the Infinity Seal to glow, warm up, hum, and shake! Its color stops being a radiant gold and slips into a dull orange... It begins to shine intensely!
40/100...
The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
41/100...
The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
42/100...
The Warmongerer agrees to your ritual.
Glitch ~~~ Loom = [REDACTED]
Glitch Fragment ~~~ Loom = [REDACTED]
Special Stardust Box ~~~ Loom = Cherub Pajamas
CHERUB PAJAMAS: A set of pajamas that look exactly like the green clothing of a young cherub.
The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
43/100...
The wall blocks all of your attacks but one! The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
44/100...
The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
45/100...
The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
46/100...
Endermen can't teleport inside blocks, so you punch the Infinity Seal! It shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
47/100...
Does nothing!
Okay. Keep in mind, though, that you'll have to start your Tanker A1 summon from scratch now!
SCP-468, SCP-1760, SCP-219, SCP-009, and SCP-141 appear! They will act at the end of the turn.
Mens Potentiam ~~~ Loom = Knowing Robes
Nyx's Rod || True Balefire = Finem (Level 10: 1/11)
KNOWING ROBES: A set of teal-and-magenta robes that radiate with the power of the mind. A sapphire is imbedded in its sleeves.
POTENTIAS EIUS: A pickaxe whose handle is pure gold and is inlaid with hundreds of jewels. The actual pickaxe itself is forged from the first diamonds to have ever formed in the universe, bleached white with power. The energy of creation flows throughout the pickaxe, giving it a golden glow. It can reshape the entire universe and create anything it wants from dust. Legends tell that it was used by Notch to create the world.
The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
48/100...
The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes!
49/100...
The Infinity Seal shines, warms up, hums, and shakes! Its orange glow intensifies, and the Seal becomes scalding! It starts rapidly heating up! Another large crack appears across its surface!
50/100...
Enlarger ~~~ Loom = [REDACTED]
Minimizer ~~~ Loom = [REDACTED]
Magic Mirror ~~~ Loom = Spook Specs
SPOOK SPECS: A set of glasses. Using them, you will always see a ghostly apparition in front of you who will talk to you, and only you.
The Infinity Seal shines, heats up, hums, and shakes!
51/100...
The Infinity Seal shines, heats up, hums, and shakes!
52/100...
Traho ~~~ Loom = Enveloping Robes
Scroll || Reality Magic = Deus Liber (Level 10: 1/11)
ENVELOPING ROBES: A set of teal-and-black robes that radiate with the power of gravity. A cinnabar crystal is imbedded in its sleeves, fashioned in the shape of an apple.
The Infinity Seal shines, heats up, hums, and shakes!
53/100...
Technically, Diablo is a sickle.
+2 HP to TT2000 and engie!
The Infinity Seal's effects are not changed because it isn't a juju! Nonetheless, it shines, heats up, hums, and shakes!
54/100...
gutza, I'm sorry, but none of you all were participating in the Psi-Godmodding War. There's a reason you all are Descendants and not Ancestors. I'm okay with your story, but that part can't go through.
The Curse of Repetitiveness™ causes the attack to fail!
The Infinity Seal shines, heats up, hums, and shakes!
55/100...
The Infinity Seal shines, heats up, hums, and shakes!
56/100...
Nothing in this post will be counted!
The Infinity Seal shines, heats up, hums, and shakes!
57/100...
Narrative Assaulter /\/ Scratcher = Update Terminal (Level -1: 3/-1)
The Infinity Seal shines, heats up, hums, and shakes!
58/100...
The attack hits the wall and fails!
Several things happen that cause the Infinity Seal to take damage! First off, TT's Wither goes into effect!
59/100...
Then, piono's attack hits!
60/100...
And then, ninjatwist's C4 hits!
61/100...
The Infinity Seal is now shining, heating up, humming, and shaking! It then begins to emit a very loud screeching noise!
The Infinity Seal starts to create giant orange lances! They begin slicing towards you, dealing 7 damage to every player! This kills OverlordXcano and 5l1n65h07! The Shard of Engie becomes anti-player and kills Talist and piono! The Mech Buster Cannon attempts to fire at the Infinity Seal, but can't! The Queen attempts to as well, but ends up dealing 10,000 damage to the Cannon! The Godmodder does nothing!
Then, the SCPs become active! SCP-468-1 and -2 have both been transported, so SCP-468-1 does nothing except affect the players that are now in SCP-468-2! The Godmodder world-edits it away. SCP-1760's entombed humans attack the Infinity Seal!
62/100...
SCP-219 keys into the Infinity Seal's frequency and oscillates, damaging it!
63/100...
SCP-009 doesn't affect the Infinity Seal since it has no liquid! A noob touches it and slowly dies thanks to its anomalous effects. The Godmodder world-edits it away, as well as the other SCPs. SCP-141 does nothing, so the Godmodder removes it too.
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Attack the Infinity Seal!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [~ATH]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 50%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 40%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 30%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 57%
CODE INTEGRITY: 71%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 72%
PLAYABILITY: 73%
SERVER CHIPS: 5/8
~
Challenge Six: THE TEMPLE.
Black Monolith: [???] Infinity Seal: Shining. Very hot. Orange. Screeching. Shaking. 63/100. Guarding 2 Cube Bits. Wither: IIII
Cube Bits: [???] 6/8 Collected.
~
Emerald Treasure Chest: [???] Opened.
Diamond Treasure Chest: [???] Opened.
Cobalt Treasure Chest: [???] Opened.
Ruby Treasure Chest: [???] Opened.
Sapphire Treasure Chest: [???] Unopened.
~
insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 13/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 13/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 13/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 13/20.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 13/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 11/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 13/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 13/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 13/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 0/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 11/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 13/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 13/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 13/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 13/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 20/20.
OverlordXcano: [???] HP: 0/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 5/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 13/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 13/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 0/20.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 13/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 10/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 13/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 13/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 0/20.
~
Shard of Engie: [???] HP: 13/20. Stability: 100%. Consume: III
Mech Buster Cannon: [???] HP: 190,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIII
Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
The Queen: [???] HP: 190/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII IN USE (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
12 Hog Slop
21 Elf Tears
15 Pie Filling
21 Weasel Snot
Hey, for anyone that's been interested in the whole pesterchum thing that's been talked about occasionally, the download for the program is here. You don't have to use it if you don't want to, but trust me, it makes in-character chats a whole lot easier. Additionally, there are two DTG memos that can be located. DTG2 (and several variants on that for some strange reason) exists. Apparently mainly for the purpose of DTG2 players, as it appears that currently in order to figure out which one is currently up, you need to have posted your chumhandle in the off-topic thread somewhere, or at least gotten onto fseftr's list. There is also another memo: DTG, which is just open in general for anyone in the DTG community (ex-players, players, readers, anyone really) to join in whenever they want. It will also probably have some members from the tvtropes session active.
If you want to find the DTG memo, and you're confused about the whole pesterchum thing (once you've gotten your chumhandle made, the thing guides you through that) just click on the 'client' tab in the upper left hand corner, choose the 'memos' option from the drop-down memo, type DTG into the 'start new memo' bar, and press join. Alternatively, just pester me and ask for an invite. My chumhandle is pionoPlayer.
Anyway, just posting that since not everyone is aware of the real-time conversations, or that the DTG memo is open to people who don't play, but read DTG. If no one is in the DTG memo, that's alright, you can get off, or you can stay and be the OP and wait for someone else to get on.
Anyway, that's all I have to ramble about right now. Sorry twin.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
/null
I'll be making my great escape now!
You didn't post in the safetext.
Heat Clocksucker 8/9
Frost Frogsucker 8/9
Unpersoner > Fine 7/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH