The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I turn to the Infinity Seal, and pull out a small orb. I toss it into the air, and use my telekinetic prowess to cause it to levitate several meters above everything. Directly afterwards, I utilize my major discoveries in the nature of the Thaumostatic field to allow a piercing into the Inky Abyss through the orb. Void energies swirl about, and duplicate the orb twice, releasing the Flux generated in the process by summoning six smaller orbs. Three of these begin to levitate around one orb, two around another, and one around the last. I focus a negligibly minuscule bit of my will towards these orbs, and they are coated in different shades of light. The one with three sub-orbs is surrounded in mustard light, the one with two in a blue, and the original with one in red. If you had not guessed what I am doing, then I have just made it painfully obvious. The orbs flash into their respective planetary models, one of Earth, Alternia, and Vetas. Then, in a flash of phosphorescent lime green light, the three planets all convert into a twisting beam of psionic energy, flashing between the four colors and my violet around them, as a stabilizer. The energy plows into the Infinity Seal with a focused precision.
I attempt to stabilize the Thaumostatic rift I just made. I see no need in creating a Horbynyx here. Anyhow, I await the answer of the Corotite Mecha. If he agrees, I shall perform the ritual next turn.
Meanwhile, on the Preston Cole, I emerge back from wherever I was for the last seventeen hours, holding gifts in my Sylladex, unbeknownst to everyone else. My eyes sweep across the room, from Astria backing away from the large animatronic man in red clothing, to Eric, to Sanford and Deimos. Staring at the robot, I slowly draw the Hazel Wand.
What is this? What am I looking at, approximately?
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I shove a Glitch (a race of robots in Starbound), a Glitch fragment, and a box of Special Stardust into the Loom. I then smash Cetus' Crusher into the Seal.
Heat Clocksucker 6/9
Frost Frogsucker 6/9
Unpersoner > Fine 5/11
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I attack the infinity seal a hundred times.
Orbital Weapons:
Nomblequest:
-Wilson's Lab-
Red examines a few potions carefully, settling on the fourth one he looks at,
I'll take this splash potion of critmist, if you don't mind.
How did my spell work? Basically, it reads your thought patterns and broadcasts what you want to say as soundwaves.
So we are actually hearing you right now, or at least I am, as the soundwaves are in Cenian.
It's a little overcomplicated... but where I come from, we have a taboo against mind to mind communication.
You might not want to go back to the battlefield for a bit. You might end up dying, horribly.
Don't worry about the others, them being players is protecting them. Somewhat.
Also, you're not going to get there by walking. Not unless you're immortal.
Without waiting to see if he still wants to come, Red grabs onto Wilson. The two disappear in a flash of red.
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
I don't see what my injury has to do with my ability to give gifts.
But if you insist, I'm not exactly going to refuse. Just don't expect a gift in return.
...I'm honourable? That's the first time I've heard someone say that.
I wouldn't really call wanting to give a gift in return honour, more like simple courtesy.
As for pride...
Before Blue can continue, Red and Wilson appear in the room in another flash of red.
(Sorry if you didn't want to do this now, Talist, but we really should move this along.)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I levitate into the air several meters away from the Infinity Seal. Slowly, I move my arm to a standstill, pointing at the Seal. A violet aura surrounds me, and I proceed to channel psychic energy. Abruptly, there is a spark of mustard light. A singular Skaian Defense Portal appears, and through it sails the last meteor of my Reckoning, having been held at a telekinetic standstill until this moment in spacetime. A monolithic meteor of unfathomable heat and size, already beginning to burn up in the atmosphere. I direct my hand towards the Infinity Seal, and the meteor glows with my violet aura as well, streaking towards the ground at the speed of light. Of course, this means that the thing instantly strikes the Seal. Flaming chunks of stone fly about, and I teleport them into a testing facility in Grayhold for later analysis. Finally, I myself streak towards the ground.
Admittedly, I could accelerate objects beyond the speed of light, but that would require the warping of spacetime, and I would rather not have to set up a device capable of doing so without forcing me across the timeline, due to the Arrival. Afterwards, I attempt to use one of my Spoils of War on the Seal, assuming they can cause it to heat up and glow as the other did.
Preston Cole:
I stand rigidly, wand in hand. Behind my glasses, you can see my eyes darting from one person to another.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I teleport a highly trained ESFB squad inside the Infinity Seal and attempt to shut it down. If that fails, I get really mad and punch the Infinity Seal.
My Action: In an attempt to stall my Tanker A1 summon so that it does not get glitched out, I change it to a (somewhat related) 50 post summon.
SCP Foundation Action: Glitches cause massive containment breaches and make anomolous activity more wierder. 5 random SCPs (use the "random" link on their site) either escape or have some anomolous activity related to them (a site might get relocated to the battlefield, etc.)
Mens Potentiam (psychic) ~~~ Loom
I finish Potentias Eius
9/11 for Disparem
Nyx's Rod OR True Balefire (think pure, undiluted oblivion blast) 1/11
Hank shoots the infinity seal with an automatic grenade launcher.
On the Preston Cole (I'm assuming that means we're not showing the conversation Astria and Eric had on their own? Okay then. Something you two seem to have missed was that the animatronic woes were going on in one of the cargo bays, and that neither Sanford nor Eric are there)
Deimos sighs. What happens when engineers don't pay enough attention. Let's try and deactivate these things without breaking them at least. We just need to put in the right programming.
Meanwhile, nearby...
Sanford, along with several of the crew members, is hanging various Christmas decorations.
Then he hears the crashing, whirring, and cussing that begins emanating from the cargo bay beside the hallway he's in. as the characters there in try to grab the animatronics without getting smacked by flailing limbs.
Sanford goes in, sees the freaking animatronics on the level below, and groans. Oh come on... Not again...
He pulls out his fishhook, and throws it across, grabbing one of the large crates of scrap metal. He yanks it over the edge.
Down below, everyone has backed off a little bit to try a coordinated assault.
Said assault is stopped when everyone sees the massive box of metal fall from the upper level onto the animatronics. SANFORD!!!!
>>I shoot the Infinity Seal with a fractal Hard-Light projectile that decoheres from the smallest portions outwards. Large amounts of radiation bombard the Infinity Seal.
Enlarger ~~~ Loom
Minimizer ~~~ Loom
Magic Mirror ~~~ Loom
>>I levitate many lenses and mirrors....
>>And focus them into a laser. A very large laser.
>>I request a strike from the Long-Gunner of the Apocalypse, also known as Lota (specifically, the AI in the cannon calls itself that.). Lota fires at the Infinity Seal and a giant laser bounces through the lenses and mirrors that are still up, focusing it more before it strikes the Infinity Seal. I then fling the mirrors and lenses at the Infinity Seal, after breaking them into shards by smashing them together with the Infinity Seal in the middle.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I quickly shove a wax seal, a seal, Seal(the musician), the USS Seal, 50 SEALs and the Fairey Seal into the Infinity Seal.
Heat Clocksucker 7/9
Frost Frogsucker 7/9
Unpersoner > Fine 6/11
Traho (gravity) ~~~ Loom
10/11 for Disparem
2/11 for the oblivion rod
1/11 for scroll OR reality magic (this is basically an artifact that will give piono the power of a true godmodder. He'll be able to warp things the way the ancestors and others do. Basically this item will propel him to the rank of Alpha [or even just Alpha-] godmodder instead of just being a particularly dangerous minecraftian)
Hank shoots the infinity seal continually. Eight times.
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=-=-=-=Laiko=-=-=-=
My alchemy store is officially back open! There are healing potions for 2$. I think it is healing + crit.
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Laiko's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x3 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x3 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x5 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x2 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x1 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 <|> Potion of dreams x1
@Netpatham: Do you want Diablo? Then you can have it! It isn't doing any good gathering dust in this store. Merry Christmas! By the way, it is a flail made with various Nether materials.
@Engie: A pyromaniac. How wonderful. Wait, who are you talking to? ... Well, I have no clue where she is. All I know is that she isn't here. And by the way, staying sane as Willow can actually be easier because she gains it from fires.
@fseftr: Of course you can have that! You're free to take more, you know. I have plenty! ... Huh, now that I think of it, it is actually really strange hearing myself... Woah... He amuses himself for a moment making sounds and listening to the echo. Oh, eh... sorry. Alright... I won't go outside then. But how are we going to get to- wait, what are you do- Arh! ... ... what... my head... I never liked getting teleported much... Where are we? He looks around the room. Ah... um... hello?... Blue? Is that you? I can't really see from down here. So... eh... Red told me that you were in here... and... yeah, I'm here now. Thank you. +3 potions, gifts 2/3 *3. Hey! If I speak a little differently, This can work. I heal random players with my newfound inner light.
Due to school stuffs and the fact that I will be doing things with family for the next few days, I am NOT going to be able to post today or tomorrow. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Due to school stuffs and the fact that I will be doing things with family for the next few days, I am NOT going to be able to post today or tomorrow. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah/Happy Kwanzaa/etc., and we do not blame you one bit. Have fun. As much as is possible with the several bajillion prebreak tests. ;P
/holidaynull
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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On the meteor, still embedded in Lopat, I open up a book, having nothing else to do in Minecraft. This would not be post-worthy, however, if this were merely the case. After an hour or so, I look up to my monitor, and realize something. I am being contacted on Pesterchum. As such, I tab out of Minecraft, and instantly get onto the still readily open Pesterchum tab, saving my place in the tome.
unknownTechie [UT] began pestering ambiguousTheoretician [AT].
UT: Erelye? You seem to be very... interested in me. I suspect you suspect that I am of your race.
AT: Who are you, approximately? I do not recall having an 'unknownTechie' on my Chumroll.
UT: I am the one that everybody refers to as "gutza1".
AT: I didn't mean it in that sense.
AT: I know who you are, or what we call you.
AT: Let's start over, with more eloquence and erudition.
AT: Why have you contacted me? Merely to inform me of what you suspect?
UT: I see you have found out my secret.
UT: I wore a disguise to prevent myself from being recognized by the Godmodder.
UT: I was in the Psi-Godmodding War.
UT: How I got to this time period is a story I'll tell later.
UT: My name is Lothyra Silentread by the way.
AT: It appears as I have uncovered it, through painstaking trials. That, and using my mythological abilities to read your methods of disguise, both physical and social. Well then, miss Lothyra. Is there anything you wish to say of your concealment of who you are?
UT: I am the descendant of a group of elves who left your "Vetas" a long time ago to escape the horrors of the Great War.
UT: We came to Minecraftia and set up a new colony.
UT: We altered ourselves to be bio-compatible with the new planet, even so far as allowing humans and elves to reproduce.
UT: I'll explain this later.
UT: I think the time has come to tell everyone else.
AT: From what I have seen, this colony also lost their abilities of the technological and esoteric. But I digress.
AT: You are a member of this colony, and therefore, elvenkind is not hanging by so much of a thread as I originally believed. Unless that colony was the crater I was shown on Derse. Think of the possibilities.
UT: Alas, the colony was destroyed by an army working for the Psi-Godmodder
UT: It seems we and your friends are the only members of the elven race.
UT: However, with advanced science and technology, I could find a way to revive our species.
UT: However, now is an inopportune time to discuss this.
UT: I shall reveal myself to the rest of the participants of this war once an "Intermission" starts, most likely after the Glitch is defeated.
UT: I will tell the story of the Lost Colony.
AT: I do not think we are. However, I shall continue to act with breathtaking magnanimity. Hah.
AT: In any case, miss Lothyra, there are virtually no ways scientific technology could benefit this situation, nor my research. There is, unfortunately, one possible expedient.
AT: However, it does not serve to mollify my acute distress on the subject, nor does it hasten the process. I am, of course, speaking of biological reproduction.
UT: Oh.
UT: I analysed you secretly.
UT: It seems that the biological modifications made to the Minecraftian elves include altering their reproductive system to match that of a type of lifeform known as a "mammal". I doubt we would be able to reproduce.
UT: However, I was thinking that we could revive the elven race with cloning technology. I, being a descendant of the elves that were engineered to live on Minecraftia most effectively, could be used as a genetic template.
AT: Have you read up on your ancestors? The elven race is genetically mammalian, with traces of avian genetics. And anyhow, I do not advise analyzing the person with the highly mutated brain, who is possibly incapable of reproduction. I am not, but, likewise, I do not wish to have to come to reproduction.
AT: Reproduction via cloning is an interesting concept, though. I assume you wish to do it in your manner, as mine would kill you instantaneously, and use your failing electrochemical signals to summon a large amount of clones. The problem is, however, that the resulting elf would be more of one line, or the other, and would eventually end up probably going insane from the psychic whispers the numerous psionics in my group, including myself, behold, passed on into the embryo, only resurfacing after birth. They would need devices and sorcery I cannot transport into Minecraftia.
UT: I using appearifiers and ectobiology to gather genetic material from my old village and your civilization. I could then process it, splice some of the desirable DNA from you and your friends into it, simulate meiosis to create artificial sperm, create artificial egg cells using me as a template, use in-viro fertilization to create embryos, and grow them in cloning tanks. The genetic material will have to be slightly randomized so as to maintain genetic diversity, the cloning tanks will have to be housed inside an area where time passes more quickly compared to the rest of the world, and all future elves would have to reproduce like all other mammals on Minecraftia; a process that does not involve fusion bulbs but... something else :wub:.
UT: I am also planning on celebrating this "Christmas" along with the actual players of this game.
AT: How are you going to obtain our DNA across universes? I cannot send it over. Anyhow, I should note that there is one seed for a fusion bulb currently left in existence. That seed is currently in the same room as me, in Araeva's Sylladex. Besides, it is not as if we could not reproduce sexually alone, if I were to use incredible pressure by way of telekinesis on the... genetic material. Or anyone in particular. Psychic abilities are simplistic.
AT: From my point of view, I have already celebrated, and did so around a month ago. The oddest holiday I have ever celebrated, I swear. Like a nostaurë, but with far more decorations, and noise.
UT: Also, when I said that my reproductive system has been altered to be like a mammal's, I meant that it was altered so that the male has to inject genetic material into the female by [DATA EXPUNGED]. His sperm then fertilizes the female egg, and it develops into an embryo and then a fetus in the females womb, and is given birth to once its gestation period is complete. No external womb, like a fusion bulb is required, and the embryo gestates over a much shorter time period in the womb that in a fusion bulb; 1 month - 2 years compared to hundreds of loa. Also, I was intending to get then DNA from the elves that lived in this universe and were killed in the Psi-Godmodding War, because they are genetically adapted to this planet.
UT: I shall reveal who I am and what my story is after the Glitch has been defeated. Farewell, for now
I attempt to stabilize the Thaumostatic rift I just made. I see no need in creating a Horbynyx here. Anyhow, I await the answer of the Corotite Mecha. If he agrees, I shall perform the ritual next turn.
Meanwhile, on the Preston Cole, I emerge back from wherever I was for the last seventeen hours, holding gifts in my Sylladex, unbeknownst to everyone else. My eyes sweep across the room, from Astria backing away from the large animatronic man in red clothing, to Eric, to Sanford and Deimos. Staring at the robot, I slowly draw the Hazel Wand.
What is this? What am I looking at, approximately?
Heat Clocksucker 6/9
Frost Frogsucker 6/9
Unpersoner > Fine 5/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
Battlefield: I attack the infinity seal a hundred times.
Orbital Weapons:
Nomblequest:
-Wilson's Lab-
Red examines a few potions carefully, settling on the fourth one he looks at,
I'll take this splash potion of critmist, if you don't mind.
How did my spell work? Basically, it reads your thought patterns and broadcasts what you want to say as soundwaves.
So we are actually hearing you right now, or at least I am, as the soundwaves are in Cenian.
It's a little overcomplicated... but where I come from, we have a taboo against mind to mind communication.
You might not want to go back to the battlefield for a bit. You might end up dying, horribly.
Don't worry about the others, them being players is protecting them. Somewhat.
Also, you're not going to get there by walking. Not unless you're immortal.
Without waiting to see if he still wants to come, Red grabs onto Wilson. The two disappear in a flash of red.
-Blue's Estate:Medical Wing-
I don't see what my injury has to do with my ability to give gifts.
But if you insist, I'm not exactly going to refuse. Just don't expect a gift in return.
...I'm honourable? That's the first time I've heard someone say that.
I wouldn't really call wanting to give a gift in return honour, more like simple courtesy.
As for pride...
Before Blue can continue, Red and Wilson appear in the room in another flash of red.
(Sorry if you didn't want to do this now, Talist, but we really should move this along.)
Admittedly, I could accelerate objects beyond the speed of light, but that would require the warping of spacetime, and I would rather not have to set up a device capable of doing so without forcing me across the timeline, due to the Arrival. Afterwards, I attempt to use one of my Spoils of War on the Seal, assuming they can cause it to heat up and glow as the other did.
Preston Cole:
I stand rigidly, wand in hand. Behind my glasses, you can see my eyes darting from one person to another.
Antiaqua || Excalibleep = The Chiller (Level 10: 4/11)
The Goldenrod && TF2 Australian Life-force = Golden Globe (Level 10: 4/11)
Post-teleport, I fire all of my Torgue guns at the Infinity Seal. All of them!
29/30 Tanker A1
I teleport a highly trained ESFB squad inside the Infinity Seal and attempt to shut it down. If that fails, I get really mad and punch the Infinity Seal.
Diamond Armor && Applied Phlebotinum 3/?
I toss meat at the queens meatshield!
Inventory
30/50 Astroflux Hangar
My Action: In an attempt to stall my Tanker A1 summon so that it does not get glitched out, I change it to a (somewhat related) 50 post summon.
SCP Foundation Action: Glitches cause massive containment breaches and make anomolous activity more wierder. 5 random SCPs (use the "random" link on their site) either escape or have some anomolous activity related to them (a site might get relocated to the battlefield, etc.)
I finish Potentias Eius
9/11 for Disparem
Nyx's Rod OR True Balefire (think pure, undiluted oblivion blast) 1/11
Hank shoots the infinity seal with an automatic grenade launcher.
On the Preston Cole (I'm assuming that means we're not showing the conversation Astria and Eric had on their own? Okay then. Something you two seem to have missed was that the animatronic woes were going on in one of the cargo bays, and that neither Sanford nor Eric are there)
Deimos sighs.
What happens when engineers don't pay enough attention.
Let's try and deactivate these things without breaking them at least.
We just need to put in the right programming.
Meanwhile, nearby...
Sanford, along with several of the crew members, is hanging various Christmas decorations.
Then he hears the crashing, whirring, and cussing that begins emanating from the cargo bay beside the hallway he's in. as the characters there in try to grab the animatronics without getting smacked by flailing limbs.
Sanford goes in, sees the freaking animatronics on the level below, and groans.
Oh come on...
Not again...
He pulls out his fishhook, and throws it across, grabbing one of the large crates of scrap metal. He yanks it over the edge.
Down below, everyone has backed off a little bit to try a coordinated assault.
Said assault is stopped when everyone sees the massive box of metal fall from the upper level onto the animatronics.
SANFORD!!!!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Table's End -> SAVING
-1 / 10- Patch Up
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
Suddenly, the INFINITY SEAL is hit by a cannon that fires FROZEN ORANGE JUICE!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Enlarger ~~~ Loom
Minimizer ~~~ Loom
Magic Mirror ~~~ Loom
>>I levitate many lenses and mirrors....
>>And focus them into a laser. A very large laser.
>>I request a strike from the Long-Gunner of the Apocalypse, also known as Lota (specifically, the AI in the cannon calls itself that.). Lota fires at the Infinity Seal and a giant laser bounces through the lenses and mirrors that are still up, focusing it more before it strikes the Infinity Seal. I then fling the mirrors and lenses at the Infinity Seal, after breaking them into shards by smashing them together with the Infinity Seal in the middle.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Antiaqua || Excalibleep = The Chiller (Level 10: 5/11)
The Goldenrod && TF2 Australian Life-force = Golden Globe (Level 10: 5/11)
I ram myself against the Infinity Seal. Wham!
Heat Clocksucker 7/9
Frost Frogsucker 7/9
Unpersoner > Fine 6/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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10/11 for Disparem
2/11 for the oblivion rod
1/11 for scroll OR reality magic (this is basically an artifact that will give piono the power of a true godmodder. He'll be able to warp things the way the ancestors and others do. Basically this item will propel him to the rank of Alpha [or even just Alpha-] godmodder instead of just being a particularly dangerous minecraftian)
Hank shoots the infinity seal continually. Eight times.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
My alchemy store is officially back open! There are healing potions for 2$. I think it is healing + crit.
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Laiko's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x3 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x3 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x5 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x2 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x1 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 <|> Potion of dreams x1
@Netpatham: Do you want Diablo? Then you can have it! It isn't doing any good gathering dust in this store. Merry Christmas! By the way, it is a flail made with various Nether materials.
@Engie: A pyromaniac. How wonderful. Wait, who are you talking to? ... Well, I have no clue where she is. All I know is that she isn't here. And by the way, staying sane as Willow can actually be easier because she gains it from fires.
@fseftr: Of course you can have that! You're free to take more, you know. I have plenty! ... Huh, now that I think of it, it is actually really strange hearing myself... Woah... He amuses himself for a moment making sounds and listening to the echo. Oh, eh... sorry. Alright... I won't go outside then. But how are we going to get to- wait, what are you do- Arh! ... ... what... my head... I never liked getting teleported much... Where are we? He looks around the room. Ah... um... hello?... Blue? Is that you? I can't really see from down here. So... eh... Red told me that you were in here... and... yeah, I'm here now. Thank you.
+3 potions, gifts 2/3 *3. Hey! If I speak a little differently, This can work. I heal random players with my newfound inner light.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Due to school stuffs and the fact that I will be doing things with family for the next few days, I am NOT going to be able to post today or tomorrow. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah/Happy Kwanzaa/etc., and we do not blame you one bit. Have fun. As much as is possible with the several bajillion prebreak tests. ;P
/holidaynull
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I whack the Infinity Seal with The Clock Cleaner, hoping that it's jujubreaking abillities will help.
Sweet Spades 4/8
S'more Sticks 4/8
Narrative Assaulter N Scratcher 2/X
UT: Erelye? You seem to be very... interested in me. I suspect you suspect that I am of your race.
AT: Who are you, approximately? I do not recall having an 'unknownTechie' on my Chumroll.
UT: I am the one that everybody refers to as "gutza1".
AT: I didn't mean it in that sense.
AT: I know who you are, or what we call you.
AT: Let's start over, with more eloquence and erudition.
AT: Why have you contacted me? Merely to inform me of what you suspect?
UT: I see you have found out my secret.
UT: I wore a disguise to prevent myself from being recognized by the Godmodder.
UT: I was in the Psi-Godmodding War.
UT: How I got to this time period is a story I'll tell later.
UT: My name is Lothyra Silentread by the way.
AT: It appears as I have uncovered it, through painstaking trials. That, and using my mythological abilities to read your methods of disguise, both physical and social. Well then, miss Lothyra. Is there anything you wish to say of your concealment of who you are?
UT: I am the descendant of a group of elves who left your "Vetas" a long time ago to escape the horrors of the Great War.
UT: We came to Minecraftia and set up a new colony.
UT: We altered ourselves to be bio-compatible with the new planet, even so far as allowing humans and elves to reproduce.
UT: I'll explain this later.
UT: I think the time has come to tell everyone else.
AT: From what I have seen, this colony also lost their abilities of the technological and esoteric. But I digress.
AT: You are a member of this colony, and therefore, elvenkind is not hanging by so much of a thread as I originally believed. Unless that colony was the crater I was shown on Derse. Think of the possibilities.
UT: Alas, the colony was destroyed by an army working for the Psi-Godmodder
UT: It seems we and your friends are the only members of the elven race.
UT: However, with advanced science and technology, I could find a way to revive our species.
UT: However, now is an inopportune time to discuss this.
UT: I shall reveal myself to the rest of the participants of this war once an "Intermission" starts, most likely after the Glitch is defeated.
UT: I will tell the story of the Lost Colony.
AT: I do not think we are. However, I shall continue to act with breathtaking magnanimity. Hah.
AT: In any case, miss Lothyra, there are virtually no ways scientific technology could benefit this situation, nor my research. There is, unfortunately, one possible expedient.
AT: However, it does not serve to mollify my acute distress on the subject, nor does it hasten the process. I am, of course, speaking of biological reproduction.
UT: Oh.
UT: I analysed you secretly.
UT: It seems that the biological modifications made to the Minecraftian elves include altering their reproductive system to match that of a type of lifeform known as a "mammal". I doubt we would be able to reproduce.
UT: However, I was thinking that we could revive the elven race with cloning technology. I, being a descendant of the elves that were engineered to live on Minecraftia most effectively, could be used as a genetic template.
AT: Have you read up on your ancestors? The elven race is genetically mammalian, with traces of avian genetics. And anyhow, I do not advise analyzing the person with the highly mutated brain, who is possibly incapable of reproduction. I am not, but, likewise, I do not wish to have to come to reproduction.
AT: Reproduction via cloning is an interesting concept, though. I assume you wish to do it in your manner, as mine would kill you instantaneously, and use your failing electrochemical signals to summon a large amount of clones. The problem is, however, that the resulting elf would be more of one line, or the other, and would eventually end up probably going insane from the psychic whispers the numerous psionics in my group, including myself, behold, passed on into the embryo, only resurfacing after birth. They would need devices and sorcery I cannot transport into Minecraftia.
UT: I using appearifiers and ectobiology to gather genetic material from my old village and your civilization. I could then process it, splice some of the desirable DNA from you and your friends into it, simulate meiosis to create artificial sperm, create artificial egg cells using me as a template, use in-viro fertilization to create embryos, and grow them in cloning tanks. The genetic material will have to be slightly randomized so as to maintain genetic diversity, the cloning tanks will have to be housed inside an area where time passes more quickly compared to the rest of the world, and all future elves would have to reproduce like all other mammals on Minecraftia; a process that does not involve fusion bulbs but... something else :wub:.
UT: I am also planning on celebrating this "Christmas" along with the actual players of this game.
AT: How are you going to obtain our DNA across universes? I cannot send it over. Anyhow, I should note that there is one seed for a fusion bulb currently left in existence. That seed is currently in the same room as me, in Araeva's Sylladex. Besides, it is not as if we could not reproduce sexually alone, if I were to use incredible pressure by way of telekinesis on the... genetic material. Or anyone in particular. Psychic abilities are simplistic.
AT: From my point of view, I have already celebrated, and did so around a month ago. The oddest holiday I have ever celebrated, I swear. Like a nostaurë, but with far more decorations, and noise.
UT: Also, when I said that my reproductive system has been altered to be like a mammal's, I meant that it was altered so that the male has to inject genetic material into the female by [DATA EXPUNGED]. His sperm then fertilizes the female egg, and it develops into an embryo and then a fetus in the females womb, and is given birth to once its gestation period is complete. No external womb, like a fusion bulb is required, and the embryo gestates over a much shorter time period in the womb that in a fusion bulb; 1 month - 2 years compared to hundreds of loa. Also, I was intending to get then DNA from the elves that lived in this universe and were killed in the Psi-Godmodding War, because they are genetically adapted to this planet.
UT: I shall reveal who I am and what my story is after the Glitch has been defeated. Farewell, for now
unknownTechie [UT] ceased pestering ambiguousTheoretician [AT].
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