Javar-if he's still alive, continues trying to kill Darth Vader.
I continue to charge the boss vortex.
Guys, feel free to kill my 'bosses', as when that happens the next one spawns, if I have to wait for the topic updates it will take forever to get to anything powerful.
STORYEDIT:
For slight reference here, the guy speaking above should seem slightly schizophrenic and distracted.
Figured, Javar continues his assault- and promptly gets sliced in half by the light-saber of Darth Vader, who has now recovered from having a page-claim drop on his head.
New boss: Kurak, the orc king. This guy is well-muscled, even for an orc, is wearing heavy plate armor, and is wielding a large axe (very clumsily though, he mostly just swings it wildly, which he does with great force, making him still formidable to the average opponent, *sigh* but we aren't facing formidable opponents so he'll probably die very quickly)
Guys, I went to sleep the last time I posted. I wake up today, and zi see it's gotten three extra pages! PLEASE SLOW DOWN WITH THE POSTING WHILE I SAY I'M AWAY! I will try to quote everyone of the posts, but until then, STOP POSTING FOR NOW UNTIL I'M DONE!
Yep, not done yet, I will wait,
2/40 ulti-cruiser. I can save this and not send it out if you want to keep the no-charges stuff online. It's 40 posts anyways. Takes a while.
Anywho, I attack the godmodder with a completely random thing.
I vote to use the special ability because damage to everyone would include the godmodder. Then, I summon 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^100,000 flaming retards to attack the godmodder. The flaming retards are immune to fire damage as they are already on fire, they are also wearing armor that makes them immune to physical damage and only weighs 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 nanograms and does not effect movement at all. They are also immune to magic damage, psychic damage, godmodder damage, troll damage, healing damage, splash damage, chuck Norris damage, curse of repetitiveness damage, religion damage, holy damage, unholy damage, knowledge damage, vague damage, confusion, confusion damage, liquid damage, fail damage, computer damage, and the godmodder. This attack hits because i said so, the flaming retards do more than 2 damage because i said so, and the attack works because i said so.
I throw the trees that goanna threw and build a catapult with them. I fire a smaller catapult , who fires a smaller catapult at his apoapsis and so forth. The last catapult puts a 1ton melon into a decaying orbit. The melon hits the C-mech into his nuclear payload reserve.
Wow, tons of stuff happened when I was asleep.
I start upgrading the fort and defend it while I do.
Everyone has permission to help upgrade to level 3!
1/7
I slap the godmodder, kick him, stab his legs, pin him to the ground, chainsaw his ribs off, stomp on his head, smother avacado over him, cut off both his middle fingers, shove them up his butt, smash a bag of flour on him, squirt lemon juice in his eyes, give him a healthy dose of grenade in his mouth, chainsaw his tongue off, feed him a fried watermelon, fill his nose up with gunpowder, light the gunpowder, smash his skull apart with a tsar bomba, extract his brain, eat it, flip him over, chainsaw his skin off, steal his spine, hammer screws into his kidneys, hedge chopper his kidneys off, overfill his bladder, chainsaw his crotch off, stab his intestines out, hack his limbs off, rip his testies off, cactus his heart out, rip his stomach out, take the body parts, make then into a very inaccurate crash test dummy filled with C4, pour gasoline on it, coil it in det cords, light the det cords, blow the C4, burn the gasoline, pile the bits and peices along with the remaining body parts from the start, cover it in thermite, set off the thermite, call in an orbital ion strike on it, set off the tsar bomba from before, blow up the planet, throw the bits into the sun, throw the sun in a super nova explosion, throw the super nova into a black hole, throw the black hole into a white hole, throw the white hole into a purple hole, throw the purple hole into a Big Bang, implode the universe, remove the universe from the timeline, destroy multiverse, remove the multiverse from the timeline, remove the timeline from the timeline, and then shoot the godmodder in the head with a M82A1 just to make sure.
People will decide if your thing is useful or not, if they think it is, they'll help you. I send the godmodder to soviet russia where bird flips you or something.
7/7!
Fort upgraded to level 3!
HP increased to ????!
Player capacity increased to 3!
1 manual turret added!
Level 4 upgrade can start after another twin post.
Will take 9 posts.
HP will be increased.
Player capacity will be increased.
1 manual turret will be added.
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what's the vote on craftmaster for?
also I want the next player to be called Mr.Cool
The godmodder would not want to kill Mr.Cool!
But anyway.
If the fort didn't auto-repair from leveling up, I repair it.
If it did, I work on upgrading it from level 3 to level 4
It will get more HP, 1 more player capacity and 1 more manual turret.
1/9
I grab a xylophone out of my pocket, and hook up a large piece of dynamite to one of its keys. I set it down, then pull out a music sheet, with one of the notes being the one with attached to the dynamite. I ask the godmodder to play the song. He notices the dynamite, of course, but that isn't the point; the point is the choice between either playing perfectly but getting blown up, or playing imperfectly and staying safe, but NOT PLAYING PERFECTLY, thus forcing him to admit that he is NOT the perfect god!
Just for good measure, I buff the dynamite a little:
Un-teleportable
Un-movable
Un-defusable
In-destructible
Un-blockable
Un-mitigatable
Un-avoidable
Un-freezable
Un-backfireable
Un-wasadudable
Un-buff removalable
He plays it perfectly, but the TNT doesn't explode! He added a buff to it that made it recognizes that it was in the face of a godmodder, so it wouldn't explode! The godmodder stares at you and says: "You mad?"
I give all friendlies a pair of Huffpuff's Noise-Stopping Earmuffs!
Huffpuff's Noise-Stopping Earmuffs will block all sound, no matter the volume, no matter the sound. It will be blocked by Huffpuff's Noise-Stopping Earmuffs!
I then proceed to turn the radio to max volume...
and play the MLP:FiM intro song.
HE IS ANTI-BRONY
THIS HAS GOT TO WORK.
The godmodder rocks out to the song! He likes all kinds of music, even if he doesn't like ponies!
Oh, and twinbuilder, you can multipost all posts, click the next page, wait a second, then your little multi-quote box will appear in the bottom-righthand corner, you can continue multiquoting until you have everything, then you won't have the problem of player posting in between your post*s*
3/40 ulti-cruiser. BTW Im letting you decide it's basic damage and HP. And Hyperionize is supposed to be very strong.
Im starting it early because i TRIED to summon it in the original, but It got interrupted by TT2000's message that all entities and charges were about to become completely useless, so use them while you can.
I cheese a ball of cheese wrapped in chocolate covered in a 2-foot thick layer of chocolate-flavored cheese and more chocolate cheese and then coat it in seal's milk then make more cheese out of even more seal's milk and cover the cheeseball with it.
I then clone it, and force-feed it to the godmoddder. If it fails to affect him, i feed it to a random pro-godmodder entity. Reason? to give it diabeetus.
Blessed earmuffs, I dont want to listen to that crap. (i already get enough of it from my sister D:<)
I also buff TT2000's attack with
Un-refusable,
Un-nonexplodable, (Dynamite WILL go off when that key is pressed)
Un-blastprotectionIVable, (no resistance to the bomb, it will not be avoided in any way)
A vortex is swirling...
The onslaught is coming...
pionoplayer has gotten mad... and plans to stay the course this time...
First summon from the boss battle vortex is...
Javar... - _ - of course... I need to charge it but still...
Ah well.
Javar: A fantasy styled bandit, rather pathetic though, he knows how to use a sword, but that's really the only thing that differentiates him from a normal bandit, oh yeah, he has the mind-controlled buff (as all the boss vortex monsters will) so he can in no way shape or form change to the godmodder's side, the vortex is not a living thing and actually an idea/summon thing and can't be killed or made to work for the godmodder either.
Well then, to wrap this up, I summarize: I summon Javar, who cannot be controlled, and start the powering of the boss vortex, every time one monster out of the boss vortex dies, the next one spawns using the now-freed life force of the previous one and the power of my posting.
Javar added! However, the godmodder IMMEDIATELY destroys the boss vortex!
Javar-if he's still alive, continues trying to kill Darth Vader.
I continue to charge the boss vortex.
Guys, feel free to kill my 'bosses', as when that happens the next one spawns, if I have to wait for the topic updates it will take forever to get to anything powerful.
Figured, Javar continues his assault- and promptly gets sliced in half by the light-saber of Darth Vader, who has now recovered from having a page-claim drop on his head.
New boss: Kurak, the orc king. This guy is well-muscled, even for an orc, is wearing heavy plate armor, and is wielding a large axe (very clumsily though, he mostly just swings it wildly, which he does with great force, making him still formidable to the average opponent, *sigh* but we aren't facing formidable opponents so he'll probably die very quickly)
what's the vote on craftmaster for?
also I want the next player to be called Mr.Cool
The godmodder would not want to kill Mr.Cool!
But anyway.
If the fort didn't auto-repair from leveling up, I repair it.
If it did, I work on upgrading it from level 3 to level 4
It will get more HP, 1 more player capacity and 1 more manual turret.
1/9
1,500 health to the fort! The vote is for deciding whether or not Player 1 will use his special attack. If he uses it, he dies, hence the vote.
Oh, and twinbuilder, you can multipost all posts, click the next page, wait a second, then your little multi-quote box will appear in the bottom-righthand corner, you can continue multiquoting until you have everything, then you won't have the problem of player posting in between your post*s*
I microwave a pizza and store it for CraftMaster to eat later if needed.
Pizza stored in fort!
Player 1 deals a FINISHING BLOW to Darth Vader, killing him! The godmodder and the C-Mech kill Player 1, and he uses up one of his respawns! Javar attacks the C-Mech for 1,000 damage.
The C-Mech plays Super Smash Bros. 4, and 3 other people will be forced to join with him next turn!
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ok then.
I vote for Player 1 to use his special attack. He's only got 1 respawn left, might as well use it dealing damage!
I then switch my view to the C-Mech and open fire on it.
All while working on upgrading the fort. BECAUSE WHY NOT?
2/9
Okay.
Just one issue, you forgot something, the boss vortex only half exists, you kind of can't destroy it, as in order to destroy it you would have to rip apart the entire server, which in turn would give us enough time to completely obliterate the godmodder in his moment of weakness from that ripping apart the server, as the server is where he gets his power. Don't worry, the boss vortex is not going to be spitting out Doomsday suddenly, the bosses are going to have a slow buildup. Trust me.
Also: Javar isn't exactly 9,000 hp, but whatever (just so you know, the boss vortex isn't really dangerous to you, only reason I killed Javar was because I thought he was going to die anyways, I can't summon the next boss until the current one is dead, no matter how much I charge the vortex. In short, the boss vortex could potentially be very nasty, but if handled properly won't get much worse than Javar.)
In case you don't accept all this right off, well then, I use Javar, who is directly linked into the boss vortex, to resume it. It reforms, (remember, it is more metaphysical and metaphorical than real, it still summons things though.), Javar is stunned and loses the attack he would have used here because of this process.
A page claim falls out of the sky and hits Darth Vader on the head, making his block a good deal less effective, as well as damaging him.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I continue to fire on Darth Vader.
I continue to charge the boss vortex.
Guys, feel free to kill my 'bosses', as when that happens the next one spawns, if I have to wait for the topic updates it will take forever to get to anything powerful.
STORYEDIT:
For slight reference here, the guy speaking above should seem slightly schizophrenic and distracted.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
The wood jester is the guy on the right.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
New boss: Kurak, the orc king. This guy is well-muscled, even for an orc, is wearing heavy plate armor, and is wielding a large axe (very clumsily though, he mostly just swings it wildly, which he does with great force, making him still formidable to the average opponent, *sigh* but we aren't facing formidable opponents so he'll probably die very quickly)
I charge the vortex more to keep it energized.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Guys, I went to sleep the last time I posted. I wake up today, and zi see it's gotten three extra pages! PLEASE SLOW DOWN WITH THE POSTING WHILE I SAY I'M AWAY! I will try to quote everyone of the posts, but until then, STOP POSTING FOR NOW UNTIL I'M DONE!
He counters with a completely random thing!
800 damage!
1 vote!
The godmodder vaporizes the kitten by looking at it funny!
Assuming you mean a water wave, 900 damage!
900 damage to Darth Vader!
If you are speeding this up by three posts, I will only count it as a 3-turn summon.
Canceled by shadoweater!
The C-Mech attacks the fort, dealing 1,000 damage!
Fort: [AG] HP: 2,620/6,200. Shields: 59.5%.
xXCraftMasterXx: [AG] HP: 2,000/2,000: Respawns: 2/3. Special: Throws pickaxes at every opponent, dealing damage. [1 Vote]
C-Mech: [PG] HP: 17,600/25,000.
Darth Vader: [PG] HP: 10,100/15,000.
Godmodder: HP: 123/125.
EDIT: oh, sorry, never mind.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I can only do so much at once.
1,300 damage!
Too late!
The godmodder bans you, to prove that you are not!
700 damage to both Darth Vader and the C-Mech!
1 damage!
Starting to get a tiny bit spammy...
Alright. Fort upgraded! HP: 8,000. Turret added!
It will hit when I am done quoting ALL the posts!
All pro-godmodders go to town on the fort, dealing 3,000 damage! The rest goes to the shields. Player 1 attacks the C-Mech for 1,500 damage!
Fort: [AG] HP: 5,000/8,000. Shields: 29.5%. Specials: Turret manned by Huffpuff. HP: 2,000/2,000.
xXCraftMasterXx: [AG] HP: 2,000/2,000: Respawns: 2/3. Special: Throws pickaxes at every opponent, dealing damage. [1 Vote]
C-Mech: [PG] HP: 15,600/25,000.
Darth Vader: [PG] HP: 9,600/15,000.
Godmodder: HP: 122/125.
also I want the next player to be called Mr.Cool
The godmodder would not want to kill Mr.Cool!
But anyway.
If the fort didn't auto-repair from leveling up, I repair it.
If it did, I work on upgrading it from level 3 to level 4
It will get more HP, 1 more player capacity and 1 more manual turret.
1/9
Failed, because you didn't upgrade it properly!
The godmodder notices a feeling that feels like bees stinging him. He shrugs.
2 damage!
Casino added! The godmodder can't allow something that powerful to exist, though, so he steals and destroys it!
Bee stings, man, bee stings...
The casino is dead!
He plays it perfectly, but the TNT doesn't explode! He added a buff to it that made it recognizes that it was in the face of a godmodder, so it wouldn't explode! The godmodder stares at you and says: "You mad?"
What casino?
The godmodder rocks out to the song! He likes all kinds of music, even if he doesn't like ponies!
1,200 damage!
Player 1 attacks both the C-Mech and Darth Vader, doing 800 damage to each! The godmodder attacks the Turret, dealing 1,000 damage.
Fort: [AG] HP: 5,000/8,000. Shields: 29.5%. Specials: Turret manned by Huffpuff. HP: 1,000/2,000.
xXCraftMasterXx: [AG] HP: 2,000/2,000: Respawns: 2/3. Special: Throws pickaxes at every opponent, dealing damage. [1 Vote]
C-Mech: [PG] HP: 14,800/25,000.
Darth Vader: [PG] HP: 7,600/15,000.
Godmodder: HP: 120/125.
A giant microwave appears in the sky, roasts Darth Vader from the inside out, then falls towards the planet.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
EDIT: you too engie.
Oh, and twinbuilder, you can multipost all posts, click the next page, wait a second, then your little multi-quote box will appear in the bottom-righthand corner, you can continue multiquoting until you have everything, then you won't have the problem of player posting in between your post*s*
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Last batch!
TT's attack failed! 1,300 damage to the C-Mech!
900 damage!
Javar added! However, the godmodder IMMEDIATELY destroys the boss vortex!
1,200 damage!
700 damage!
900 damage!
Together, the wood jesters and Javar deal 1,800 damage to Darth Vader!
What boss vortex? I'll keep Javar, though.
I'm on it.
1,500 health to the fort! The vote is for deciding whether or not Player 1 will use his special attack. If he uses it, he dies, hence the vote.
1,400 damage!
You too, piono.
Pizza stored in fort!
Player 1 deals a FINISHING BLOW to Darth Vader, killing him! The godmodder and the C-Mech kill Player 1, and he uses up one of his respawns! Javar attacks the C-Mech for 1,000 damage.
The C-Mech plays Super Smash Bros. 4, and 3 other people will be forced to join with him next turn!
Fort: [AG] HP: 6,500/8,000. Shields: 36%. Specials: Turret manned by Huffpuff. HP: 1,000/2,000.
xXCraftMasterXx: [AG] HP: 2,000/2,000: Respawns: 1/3. Special: Throws pickaxes at every opponent, dealing damage. [1 Vote]
C-Mech: [PG] HP: 12,500/25,000.
Javar: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000.
Godmodder: HP: 120/125.
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I vote for Player 1 to use his special attack. He's only got 1 respawn left, might as well use it dealing damage!
I then switch my view to the C-Mech and open fire on it.
All while working on upgrading the fort. BECAUSE WHY NOT?
2/9
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
3/9
Just one issue, you forgot something, the boss vortex only half exists, you kind of can't destroy it, as in order to destroy it you would have to rip apart the entire server, which in turn would give us enough time to completely obliterate the godmodder in his moment of weakness from that ripping apart the server, as the server is where he gets his power. Don't worry, the boss vortex is not going to be spitting out Doomsday suddenly, the bosses are going to have a slow buildup. Trust me.
Also: Javar isn't exactly 9,000 hp, but whatever (just so you know, the boss vortex isn't really dangerous to you, only reason I killed Javar was because I thought he was going to die anyways, I can't summon the next boss until the current one is dead, no matter how much I charge the vortex. In short, the boss vortex could potentially be very nasty, but if handled properly won't get much worse than Javar.)
In case you don't accept all this right off, well then, I use Javar, who is directly linked into the boss vortex, to resume it. It reforms, (remember, it is more metaphysical and metaphorical than real, it still summons things though.), Javar is stunned and loses the attack he would have used here because of this process.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
4/9