I grab a xylophone out of my pocket, and hook up a large piece of dynamite to one of its keys. I set it down, then pull out a music sheet, with one of the notes being the one with attached to the dynamite. I ask the godmodder to play the song. He notices the dynamite, of course, but that isn't the point; the point is the choice between either playing perfectly but getting blown up, or playing imperfectly and staying safe, but NOT PLAYING PERFECTLY, thus forcing him to admit that he is NOT the perfect god!
Just for good measure, I buff the dynamite a little:
Un-teleportable
Un-movable
Un-defusable
In-destructible
Un-blockable
Un-mitigatable
Un-avoidable
Un-freezable
Un-backfireable
Un-wasadudable
Un-buff removalable
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I give all friendlies a pair of Huffpuff's Noise-Stopping Earmuffs!
Huffpuff's Noise-Stopping Earmuffs will block all sound, no matter the volume, no matter the sound. It will be blocked by Huffpuff's Noise-Stopping Earmuffs!
I then proceed to turn the radio to max volume...
and play the MLP:FiM intro song.
HE IS ANTI-BRONY
THIS HAS GOT TO WORK.
3/40 ulti-cruiser. BTW Im letting you decide it's basic damage and HP. And Hyperionize is supposed to be very strong.
Im starting it early because i TRIED to summon it in the original, but It got interrupted by TT2000's message that all entities and charges were about to become completely useless, so use them while you can.
I cheese a ball of cheese wrapped in chocolate covered in a 2-foot thick layer of chocolate-flavored cheese and more chocolate cheese and then coat it in seal's milk then make more cheese out of even more seal's milk and cover the cheeseball with it.
I then clone it, and force-feed it to the godmoddder. If it fails to affect him, i feed it to a random pro-godmodder entity. Reason? to give it diabeetus.
Blessed earmuffs, I dont want to listen to that crap. (i already get enough of it from my sister D:<)
I also buff TT2000's attack with
Un-refusable,
Un-nonexplodable, (Dynamite WILL go off when that key is pressed)
Un-blastprotectionIVable, (no resistance to the bomb, it will not be avoided in any way)
Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
A vortex is swirling...
The onslaught is coming...
pionoplayer has gotten mad... and plans to stay the course this time...
First summon from the boss battle vortex is...
Javar... - _ - of course... I need to charge it but still...
Ah well.
Javar: A fantasy styled bandit, rather pathetic though, he knows how to use a sword, but that's really the only thing that differentiates him from a normal bandit, oh yeah, he has the mind-controlled buff (as all the boss vortex monsters will) so he can in no way shape or form change to the godmodder's side, the vortex is not a living thing and actually an idea/summon thing and can't be killed or made to work for the godmodder either.
Well then, to wrap this up, I summarize: I summon Javar, who cannot be controlled, and start the powering of the boss vortex, every time one monster out of the boss vortex dies, the next one spawns using the now-freed life force of the previous one and the power of my posting.
STORYEDIT: Anyone going through and reading my posts and wondering why the edit date is so long after the original post was made, there's a reason.
Later on in this thread, my two main characters Piono and Eric (names to watch for) begin getting actual real characterization. Later on, as I started building up the story, I realized that they were horribly out of character earlier on. So, I've decided to go back and make notes for the purpose of what makes more sense, and for when Twinbuilder comes through making Trifecta. I will preserve all of the original posts, but there will be story edit sections like this one beneath everything else that will have notes on what should be considered incorrect or stupid. Not all of the posts will have comments like this, but there will be a good few.
*Upgrade fort spamming
*Upgrade fort spamming
*Upgrade fort spamming
*Upgrade fort spamming
*Upgrade fort spamming
*Upgrade fort spamming
*Upgrade fort spamming
(Was meant to make all of these seperate posts but minecraft forum mechanics just doesn't allow it.)
I open fire on the godmodder
How much do you want to bet that that's not going to do anything? Hit 2!
I'll bet 2 damage on the godmodder that my attack does nothing!
That's how you do it! I begin building a casino that will allow us to bet up to 10000 damage on pro godmodder entities. Hit 3! 1/3
I assist Chao!
2/3!
3/3
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I continue to shoot the godmodder.
Mainly just defending the fort by manning a manual turret.
dis gon be REAL gud.
I grab a xylophone out of my pocket, and hook up a large piece of dynamite to one of its keys. I set it down, then pull out a music sheet, with one of the notes being the one with attached to the dynamite. I ask the godmodder to play the song. He notices the dynamite, of course, but that isn't the point; the point is the choice between either playing perfectly but getting blown up, or playing imperfectly and staying safe, but NOT PLAYING PERFECTLY, thus forcing him to admit that he is NOT the perfect god!
Just for good measure, I buff the dynamite a little:
Un-teleportable
Un-movable
Un-defusable
In-destructible
Un-blockable
Un-mitigatable
Un-avoidable
Un-freezable
Un-backfireable
Un-wasadudable
Un-buff removalable
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i did 2/4
4/4!
casino upgraded!
Days until arrival: 21
I rig the xylophon to a subspace bomb.
TT2000, you are genius.
Huffpuff's Noise-Stopping Earmuffs will block all sound, no matter the volume, no matter the sound. It will be blocked by Huffpuff's Noise-Stopping Earmuffs!
I then proceed to turn the radio to max volume...
and play the MLP:FiM intro song.
HE IS ANTI-BRONY
THIS HAS GOT TO WORK.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Im starting it early because i TRIED to summon it in the original, but It got interrupted by TT2000's message that all entities and charges were about to become completely useless, so use them while you can.
I cheese a ball of cheese wrapped in chocolate covered in a 2-foot thick layer of chocolate-flavored cheese and more chocolate cheese and then coat it in seal's milk then make more cheese out of even more seal's milk and cover the cheeseball with it.
I then clone it, and force-feed it to the godmoddder. If it fails to affect him, i feed it to a random pro-godmodder entity. Reason? to give it diabeetus.
Blessed earmuffs, I dont want to listen to that crap. (i already get enough of it from my sister D:<)
I also buff TT2000's attack with
Un-refusable,
Un-nonexplodable, (Dynamite WILL go off when that key is pressed)
Un-blastprotectionIVable, (no resistance to the bomb, it will not be avoided in any way)
I aim the turret at darth vader and PULL THE TRIGGER!
The onslaught is coming...
pionoplayer has gotten mad... and plans to stay the course this time...
First summon from the boss battle vortex is...
Javar... - _ - of course... I need to charge it but still...
Ah well.
Javar: A fantasy styled bandit, rather pathetic though, he knows how to use a sword, but that's really the only thing that differentiates him from a normal bandit, oh yeah, he has the mind-controlled buff (as all the boss vortex monsters will) so he can in no way shape or form change to the godmodder's side, the vortex is not a living thing and actually an idea/summon thing and can't be killed or made to work for the godmodder either.
Well then, to wrap this up, I summarize: I summon Javar, who cannot be controlled, and start the powering of the boss vortex, every time one monster out of the boss vortex dies, the next one spawns using the now-freed life force of the previous one and the power of my posting.
STORYEDIT: Anyone going through and reading my posts and wondering why the edit date is so long after the original post was made, there's a reason.
Later on in this thread, my two main characters Piono and Eric (names to watch for) begin getting actual real characterization. Later on, as I started building up the story, I realized that they were horribly out of character earlier on. So, I've decided to go back and make notes for the purpose of what makes more sense, and for when Twinbuilder comes through making Trifecta. I will preserve all of the original posts, but there will be story edit sections like this one beneath everything else that will have notes on what should be considered incorrect or stupid. Not all of the posts will have comments like this, but there will be a good few.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I feel sorry for you that your sister is a brony.