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2ND POST

I increase the probability that the next AG attack will do more damage than usual.

King Dedede: 11/20

In other news, UPDATE YOUR GAME. Thanks!
--Me, acting in my official capacity as Co-GM of Everyone vs. Everybody.

Sorry for dragging off-topic stuff here but I don't know what else I can do to get his attention.
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Quote from Netpatham»

In other news, UPDATE YOUR GAME. Thanks!
--Me, acting in my official capacity as Co-GM of Everyone vs. Everybody.

Sorry for dragging off-topic stuff here but I don't know what else I can do to get his attention.
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I just did without you having to remind me so *myeeh* /null

Quote from OverlordXcano»

I just did without you having to remind me so *myeeh* /null

Bah.
Anywho, @Twin, I feel your pain...Three projects, a concert, and two separate dress rehearsals over today till break. Plus daily homework. And if anyone asks I was never here. /null

Alas, you are incorrect yet again. There are no different sets of rules, and no different systems. They are all different effects from the same causes. Everything is one and the same. Enviromental restrictions are the only inhibitors, such as materials. In any case, your 'from the side reversal' gambit is defying Nartheon's second law, and everybody in DTG who practices magic has followed that basic law of reality up to this point, regardless of whether they do it knowingly or not. This does not, in any way, shape, or form, bring cause for me to have some kind of policing force: that would be ridiculous. The 'rules' are not things that can be interpreted in different ways, I am afraid. They are concrete realities ingrained into existence from the moment of universal creation to the eventual moment of the universal collapse, thinning, or other form of annihilation occurs. Every single one, from what you call Ars Magica to the vast thaumaturgic sorceries, has been fused with all the laws of reality since the beginning of existence in Minecraftia, each having some way to unlock the inherent power of the self or other objects, lying pitifully dormant otherwise. Furthermore, the very thought that you can bypass a spell, ward, curse, or charm is utter nonsense. As there is no 'other system' to react to, due to the fact that everything adheres to the same laws in a manner befitting of the materials or energy used to access them. The ward, fused with the Glitch, would function in the manner the Glitch mutated it to, teleposing the UOSS to the core of GodCraft. There is literally nothing to dispute on this matter, as neither of us have the power to take control of the ward once more in the first place. This is likely because the Glitch has more power than both of us combined. Regardless, the UOSS has definitely been repaired, and this conversation is utterly meaningless. However, that does not mean that I will not continue to point out the inaccuracies you spew forth.

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That reminds me, some of you probably don't have a good idea what I look like... Sorta like a space marine Terminator, up to eleven, and with no separate helmet. Four meters tall, and around two wide, with heavy armor plating in unpainted black, but seriously damaged looking, almost eroded, and with the right arm made of liquid-looking silver. The whole thing is visibly emanating Monochromium radiation, and my inability to build good sound systems leaves my voice sounding deep and robotic most of the time.

As for H3, he's just a voice in my head. And a 116x61x42 kilometer orbital superfortress, but you never see that up close.

I continue building Uber, this time Engie, because why not avoid a WSKB!

Redeyes yanks his sword out of Not-John sideways, causing further internal trauma, then opens fire on Fractal with the Handrailmagnum!

All charges progress!

I transform the Swiss Scribe into a healing method of some kind!

@Generalized Magic Argument; My method of dealing with the question of rules, and dealing with wards, is raw power, usually in a simple and difficult to loophole a manner as possible. Who cares what defences are in place, and what laws govern them, when you can throw the mass-energy of a star at it and watch the fireworks?

I drag a giant, green titanium-A battle plate Christmas tree off the tram in front of everyone, who stare blankly.

>>RE: Magic

>>Once again, everything here is completely irrelevant. At least, the theoretical underpinnings of magic are...Whether the action goes through, on the other hand, does matter but probably shouldn't be construed as a denial or approval of any particular GUT. In short, probably time to drop this argument.

/null

/nullpost

Guys, I think this type of arguement should be held at the forge, not the main thread.

Just one more, I think. Terribly sorry about this, Twin, but I have to make my point.

If you refuse to correct your ignorance, that is certainly both my fault and not. However, I would like you to realize that I am not in any way talking about the theoretical underpinnings of magic. I have been going off of how this thread's set of universes magic functions. In any case, I would appreciate it if you gave me a structured response, instead of "everything here is completely irrelevant." I shall certainly not take you seriously if you do not. Now, this argument is OVER.

As to mister Ninjatwist beneath me, thanks for reminding me, but this is certainly not a thing which I have been consistently doing.

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TheLordErelye, you might want to make use of the safetext system.

TB, I think that you might be a bit stressed by having to update 20x as much as I do in Brothers in Harms (a small game updated every three days). If you feel too stressed out, take a break. It's in my best interest, don't worry.

Also, we used to be friends... why must we argue like so? Plus, it's the holiday season, has anything remained sacred? This is turning into a "With Friends Like These" situation...

Now, where was I? I'll get rid of my bold this post, which should comply with the safetext. Please tell me if I was anywhere else in charging.

Action 1/3

Magma Mortars: 4/10

Elemental Retribution: 39/50

Orbit Control: 14/50

I begin to meditate, and somehow, the calmness around me preserves the Server Integrity a bit. Tell me if the Glitch has been taken care of.

Sword Damage: 99K/250K

I decide to reference Problem Sleuth and create Temporal Replicsimiles with my Hope powers and Timetables until I have permeated all of Godcraft and proceed to beat Fractal in a fractal-off. Ashamed of its loss, it commits seppuku.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 6/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 6/11
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 3/??

30/50 Operation Mothership

21/30 Tanker A1

My Action: I make an invincibility potion that renders me immune from damage or death for one turn.

SCP Foundation Action: 2/5 Foundation Research

Quote from Talist»

I keep on forgetting! I sign the contract.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: Oh, whoops. That should be MAG type. But... um... thats not how it works...
@fseftr: I've never seen anyone else use Grid magic. Although maybe it just looks like other types. And, how can you not want a random lesson in economics? You get to throw around buzzwords like "Average Variable Cost" and "Long Run Aggregate Supply Curve". Although I also like physics too. ... Huh? No, this isn't a voodoo doll... I think. I mean, I'm holding it in my mouth right now and I don't feel any pain anywhere. You still analyze it anyway. And... it, kinda is? Kinda isn't? There does seem to be some kind of link between the doll and Wilson. Theres also one between the doll the Shard of Guilt though. It seems to be link to effect something mental rather than physical. Also, the type of magic running through the doll seems to solely change like it is a gradient. It was ENE, but it is changing now. (BTW: the reason why there are so many various mechanics in this one fight is that I cut out some other fights. I wanted to have a fight dedicated solely to this doll mechanic, but I cut it out.)

To Do: 1: Heal Wilson, 2: Protect Zenko/Yako, 3: Play the IRM thing (No one has submitted a score...)
IRM event link:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hrhx9c98vb1m3qo/IRM event 2.zip

The Manifestation of Engie deals one final 17 damage to the Shard and weakens its next attack AND turns it into a SHA type. It then dies from the blizzard. Because not everyone is fully participating, you're free to use another masterwork gem. HarvesteR attacks with a massive blow powered with a super kerbal and type advantage! So thats 42 damage! The new biggest single hit dealt! This turns the Shard into a COL type. The Void Portal deals 2 damage and doesn't change the type. Mori deals a boosted 14 damage and turns the Shard into a FIR type. Zenko and Yako do their combo again because the Shard is FIR typed again. They deal another 24 damage. The Shard is definitely getting weaker and weaker. However, it does a split beam attack on HarvesteR and Yako, dealing 5 and 10 damage to them respectively. Eh... this doll... somethings happening with it... AH! He suddenly drops it as it crackles with energy. A bolt of power comes from it and shoots into the Shard, healing it and damaging everything else very slightly, including Laiko. The doll lies on the ground, motionless again. Oomph... that wasn't too good. Maybe... can we predict the type of attack it will use and preempt it with our own attack that over powers that type? I don't feel like there is energy flowing through me anymore. Now... I feel... nostalgic... Remember the forest outside? That suddenly comes to mind for me. I'm not sure why. Just the calm nature... oh how simple things were.

Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 2/60 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's; Deals 6 MAG damage to the entities acting directly before and after this one, 2 turns left.)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 40.5% integrity - Action: 2 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *2, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes *2])
When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%. Void Bolt damage = 1 per 25% lost
[NAT] Mori: 11/30 HP - Action: 3 (Red's)
Base damage: 10. Can heal for 8.
[LIGHT] Zenko: 24/70 HP - Action: 4
[SHA] Yako: 21/70 - Action: 5
[NEU] Wilson 31/40 HP

Enemy:
[MAG] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 6 (taken 170 damage)
[NEU] Fox Doll: 100/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the attacker's turn)

Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.

Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x1) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.

Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O |
R

... My previous attempt at this was deleted. So, lets try again...
Wrapping Paper: done
Christmas Tree > enlarger 1/?
Lyrics to "Jingle Bells" > Loom = Hopefully santa costume
Red's Gift: 1/5, Blue's Gift: 1/5, Nimble's Gift: 1/5
Logic attack on Binary! Although it probably won't do anything. I believe Binary's way of mind control is logically impossible. Mind control is possible because the brain sends messages to the body with electric signals. So using shocks at the right power and time could control someone. However, Binary's method would probably overload its systems, kill everyone, overload its systems again, and then ruin the Earth's biosphere for good measure. First of all, air is a terrible conductor. So the power required for what was in the picture is obscene. Secondly, it would most likely fry everyone to a crisp. Even if it didn't, Binary would need to be constantly producing that amount of power and be calculating the exact amount of power needed for each individual person, taking into account every material's resistance, their temperature, the position of EVERY single person in the world, and the biological differences between each person. Finally, even if Binary could over come all of that, the amount of power flowing through the air would change a lot of the oxygen into ozone, choking out many living things. Maybe later I'll show some problems with other methods of mind control. Alright, actual actions. Roll the arctic Octet at Not-John .

+1 Signature!

Christmas Tree -O Enlarger = Large Christmas Tree (1/5)
"Jingle Bells" Lyrics ~~~ Loom = Santa Outfit

WRAPPING PAPER: Brightly colored paper with a bow on top. Used for wrapping special gifts to special someones.

SANTA OUTFIT: A red-and-white outfit worn by Santa Claus himself. Perfect for Christmas cheer.

Project Binary's mind control, and Bill's for that matter, don't run on physically changing the brain's signals. They work by mentally entering the mindscape of a human and altering their memories to suggest certain... ideas. They can change memories, create new ones, and even steal them. All this can add up to create a completely overpowering idea: for example, that Project Binary Is.

5-6-8-6-8-2-7-7

The dice tumble through the air, but Not-John holds out his hands and they stop in the air, turning white! They then zap into nothingness and disappear.

Quote from Crusher48»

28/50 Operation Mothership

19/30 Tanker A1

I use my ender powers to teleport all the cube bits to me.

Note: When I said NO EXCEPTIONS for the Cataclysm Shield, I meant NO EXCEPTIONS. even if the shield does not exist in this particular version of the UOSS, it exists through a dark retcon. If it still does not work, I go back in time to the original Catalysm Shield's development, clone it, then place the new version on the UOSS to save it.

The failing code completely screws up all mob AI, disabling Endermen's teleportation!

This ISN'T the UOSS. This is a carefully reconstructed and altered version of the UOSS. It was built from scratch (in less than a second, yes, but still) and some parts were removed altogether. No new ones can be added as well, through any means.

Quote from Netpatham»

Wilsonquest:

>>Based on the pattern, activate the optimum distribution of attacks from the Void Portal.

>>I perform a more detailed analysis of the doll (being a magic/computer being).

I heal the Void Portal.

[It looks like the Portal is going to die a bit faster than I thought it would. Permission to, at 30%, remove cast cost?]



I use the Nature masterwork gem.

Christmas Tree [NAT]

HP: Tree.

Discountedness: 50%

Special:

In the Back: What it says on the tin. Hides in the back, out of range for all but the most persistent AoEs and ranged attacks.

It's a Tree: Chance for an enemy to discount the Christmas Tree as just a tree. Any turn on which Pinecone Projectile is not used, this has a higher chance to proc. Stacks. Increase of 5% per turn?

Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Every xth (2? 3?) turn, Santa shows up with a present that can contain items or weak summons.

Christmas Treats: Produces Christmas goodies that heal an ally 1 HP each turn.

Christmas Spirit: 10% chance for any given entity besides those who do not celebrate Christmas ICly to stop for a turn. If they are allied they get an attack boost next turn.

Mr. Scrooge: 25% chance for Ebenezer Scrooge to turn up and demoralize the enemy/strengthen allies.

Regular abilities:

Sparkly!: Deals one light damage, and dazzles a target. The dazzled target will have a 25% chance of missing, and a 25% chance of attacking its own side.

Pinecone Projectile: Deals 2 NAT damage. Applies Underfoot debuff to the enemy. The enemy has a 5% chance to trip on a pinecone, which will destroy the pinecone but interrupt or cause friendly fire. The pinecones cannot be thrown back. Pinecones stack until destroyed. Reduces Discountedness by 10% when used.

/wilsonquestpost

@Talist: One word. Well, your choice of three: Magic, Phlebotinium, OPness.

/null

Quote from pionoplayer»

@twin: Hold on a second! Why did you call Curse of Repetition on those things, they were one-off actions being repeated in a semi-build-up way that you were already nerfing, and were far more original and diverse than half the stuff people do like 'I whack something with my alchemy' or ninja's use of the same summon for 2 acts without more than minor nerfing until just recently.
Seriously. That was not cool in any way, shape or form.
Arcum Aereum ~~~ Loom
I finish Maleficis Est
10/11 for Mens Potentiam
4/6 for the Image Mirror

Nothing happens on the UOSS. Everything is so glitched out that all of the Minecraft rebellion has retreated to strongholds to try and ride out the reality crushing glitching. No more reinforcements until the glitch goes away. Maybe not even then.

In the temple though, Hank is still doing stuff.
Said stuff happens to involve a very big gun killing a very bad drawing.
Hank whips out the Emerald Nova, and unloads every round into Not-John, terrorizing the only two entities in the area into not attacking. (you've got tons of built up attack prevention you owe me twin, it's only worked once, and even then in a weird round-about way) As the gun transforms back into a staff, he runs up and beats down Not-John until random bits of Not-Blood go flying every which way, along with a few Not-Teeth and the Not-Glasses, to the sound of the breaking of several Not-Bones, leaving Not-John Actually-Messed-Up.

The Godmodder DIDN'T call the Curse of Repetitiveness™! He's about to apologize but then realizes that he's evil and never apologizes, unless it's in strenuous circumstances. It seems like the failing server has allowed the Glitch at least some access to the Godmodder's Curses! He'll try to find a way to counteract it...

Arcum Aereum ~~~ Loom = Golden Robes

GOLDEN ROBES: A set of gold-and-white robes that radiate with the power of electricity. A topaz crystal is imbedded in its sleeves.

MALEFICIS EST: A large silver amulet with many concentric circles interlocking around themselves. In the middle is a lime green crystal that radiates with an absolutely obscene amount of magical energy: the leftover magics from GodCraft itself. The energies of creation, glyphs, wards, ink, void, infusion, thaumic power, vis, everything, it all swirls around inside this artifact. Use it well or it could blow up in your face.

The EMERALD NOVA doesn't have the power to stop entities from attacking! However, it does deal 10,000 damage to Fractal and 7,500 damage to Not-John!

As Hank runs up to Not-John, he feels an odd warping sensation, flashes white, and zaps into nothingness and disappears.

Quote from insert_generic_username»

I decide to show Not-John his Not-Planet and pick up the Windlolly of Zillyshade and smack his teeth out. I then use the Wind Shadesucker to blow away his stupid teeth. I then channel my Hope powers and then believe that Not-John is actually John so hard his Fakeness meter completely disintegrates, turning him real and completely affected by the Scratch. He fades out of existence for a while... then comes back in to existence, albeit highly damaged.
I then blow away any debris in the area of the UOSS and smack it with a Beat Mesa, using its inherent Scratchy energies to rewrite time so that the UOSS is less damaged.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 4/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 4/11
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 1/??

Not-John is only strengthened by the power of his planet! This gives him the power to be unstuck from canon so much that he completely counteracts your Hope powers, which backfire on you! 2 damage to you!

+5,000 HP to a Thruster Mount!

Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer = Pocket Alcheminier
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && Pocket Alcheminier = The Unpersoner (Level 8: 1/9)

Quote from Amperz4nd»

I summon several full-sized Saturn V rockets, then weld them to the hull of the UOSS, providing thrusters!

I continue building Uber, now on the lowest-health player! {Let's call it 20% Uber so far.}

All charges progress!

I notice Nothing, then shoot it, hoping to do something constructive!

+5,000 HP to a Thruster Mount!

The Kritzkrieg doesn't grant Uber! It grants critical hits! The Glitch calls in the Curse of Repetitiveness™ on the Kritzkrieg, destroying it!

Quote from CobaltShade»

Alchemies
Fluorite Octet && Arsenic = ??? (4/9)
Marburg USB && Marburgvirus = Bioterrorism USB (3/4)
Fluorite Octet && Bismuth Crystal = ??? (1/?)

Action
I infect Fractal with ebola from Chemocide, then fire a double-shot from Notch's Smiter at it, smiting it and infecting it with whatever Notch's Smiter infects things with. (Probably Lassa fever.) Just for good measure, I set Fractal on fire with chlorine trifluoride.

Diceroll
I roll the Isotope Octave at NotJohn to test it out.

AI Action
04: Get fixed!
> Fix the thruster mounts and fast; we only have one turn left! Use wrenches, magic duct tape, everything that will help!

Fluorite Octet && Arsenic = Olive Octet (Level 8: 4/9)
Fluorite Octet && Bismuth Crystal = Eightfold Stairstep (Level 8: 1/9)

Fractal's crystalline structure is completely immune to biological diseases! Notch's Smiter deals 4,000 damage to it, and the fire deals 3,000 damage!

Not-John zaps the octet away!

+3,000 HP to the Thruster Mount!

Quote from Netpatham»

KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT[*repeats for aeons*]

I pick up a DEADLY LASER gun, a Hard Light Projector-Disruptor, a Tachyon Gun, and a few fractals. I stab Fractal with a certain triangular fractal, and activate it.

I then have shot Not-John with the Tachyon Gun. I proceed to shoot him.

I also write in some repairs.

5,000 damage to Fractal!

6,000 damage to Not-John!

On what?

Quote from TheLordErelye»

Corotite Mecha 5/6

My mouth drops open as I stare at the descending UOSS, feeling its resonance, and the distorted ward. I... whatever happens now is my fault, and mine alone. That being said, I shall still repair this thing with a project I have been working on.

A thruster mount flashes with a green light momentarily. When it fades, an overly complex Miniature Green Sun based energy mount has replaced it, instantly springing to action, greatly decreasing the force at which the UOSS is crashing down upon us and kindling the flame of complete and utter annihilation. The second mount does nothing, as it is broken. However, I telekinetically launch seemingly unrelated parts at the thing. A tube of Visink. An Arcane Levitator. A strange device powered by the souls of human beings. These things affix to the mount. Instantly, the device powers up as I ruthlessly tear out the souls of seventeen nameless Minecraftians, and transmute their souls into human ones. Thanks to my research on the Warded Soul Jar, the device transmutes the souls into essentia due to my willpower powering the ritual, pumping it across the thruster. The Arcane Levitator then charges up, gaining enough power to levitate the UOSS into the air.

I stare at the Not-John, and Fractal, holding the Hazel Wand by the bottom of the needle in my right hand, and gripping the higher middle bit of the wand in my left. Briefly, by usually stoic face twitches down into a frown. I cannot fight these things. They would easily crush me. Therefore, I shall merely annihilate them from a distance. My left hand slips to a jar of mind honey in my inventory. I pull it out, and have a slight tast-

{Insert sounds of intense mental pain here.}

And, I fire two monolithic blasts of pure amethyst psionic energy from both of my eyes. These blasts strike Not-John and Fractal, piercing into their very minds, firing off electrochemical signals into their brains at alarming rates. When my headache subsides back into a minor migraine, I look back on the two entities. They lie upon the floor of the place, convulsing as if suffering a seizure. I then arc the Hazel Wand down, and a large gash appears on the two, regardless of the fact that Fractal is made of crystals.

Meanwhile, on the Preston Cole, I nod at Eric's inquiry, not saying anything. After a moment, I speak.

So, are we going to get back to this 'Christmas' thing?

+7,000 HP to the remaining Thruster Mount! All Thruster Mounts are operational! UOSS fully restored!

8,500 damage to Fractal! Not-John zaps the massive psionic beam away!

Quote from Irecreeper»

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-43 / 50- Table's End
-2 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I unload some Twitch-Controlled rounds into both Fractal and Not-John using the CHAIRHEIR'S STANDARD.
Twitch... (Roll a D6.)
(1: ...makes the bullets fly into the UOSS.)
(2: ...hits only one of my targets slightly. Low damage.)
(3: ...hits one of my targets with a direct hit! Moderate damage.)
(4: ...ends up smiting a target with lightning. High damage.)
(5: ...hits both targets with direct hits! Moderate damage to both.)
(6: ...summons Lord Helix to score a CRITICAL HIT to both targets. Massive damage to both.)

(5)

5,500 damage to both Fractal and Not-John!

Quote from Netpatham»

>>I can take care of the ward. It inverted the thaumion resonance...This is why everything should be closed. Manaflow can go two ways, with opposing effects....But it's not worth the risk of someone forcing mana through the other way, in a combat situation. And this is definitely a combat situation...Closed wards take longer but have one and only one effect...

>>I quickly untangle Erelye's ward, defusing it, and replace it with a Rune of Levitation, which adds its effects to Erelye's actions.

I grab a sonic screwdriver and use it to repair the UOSS.

>>I telekinetically manipulate the parts of the UOSS to repair them.

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

Maniac: I FIRE MAH HEALIN LAZOR at the UOSS.

Midna: I throw Not-John into Fractal.

Not-John is so crappy in design that you can't even throw him, much less pick him up!

Quote from 5l1n65h07»

Quote from TheLordErelye»

Corotite Mecha 6/6!

I examine the corotite behemoth. Or possibly not. Perhaps I could sell it, as I have no use for robotics. They do not help in research.

@HEX: I am afraid you cannot. Mana is not a thing that actually exists, either. It is a mythological construct forged by humans to find a simplistic over-term for the concentration, willpower, and knowledge of a spell that a being attempts to cast, and that alone is a drastic oversimplification. And anyhow, the tainted ward, under the example of Elendir Istar, would instantly spread to your metaphysical mind, your code, and your computer body instantly, bypassing the Quartus Realitorium Obice without a second thought, thanks to your tampering. As such, the Rune of Levitation would only be consumed by the rogue ward, adding to its power. Wards are not things can be entangled, nor defused. There are only the words active, and corrupted. Believe me; I have four hundred thousand loä of arcane research done throughout the history of my planet at my side. If wards functioned in a way like that, I would have died long before I could have obtained Minecraft, and likely would not have existed at all, due to the ward upon the moon Ot'Taer.

I begin to fire off curses indiscriminately in the room containing the two bosses, flash-stepping out of the way of any attacks. Dark blazes of flame, pools of entropic water, vaporous Nightmare Fuel, and various other curses spewing out from every which way, each positioned in a manner to harm the twin bosses. The smell of ozone fills the air as I slash the Hazel Wand downwards. A bolt of lightning erupts from the tip, leaping from one boss to the other in a matter of nanoseconds.

Afterwards, I play a magnificent overture on the Organ Grinder, the sound echoing throughout Grayhold (as I had moved the thing there), and eventually faintly echoing through the Battlefield, granting a small boost in damage, efficiency, or power to the person who posts directly below me, regardless of faction or desire, as long as it is not a post berating, verbally assaulting, or attempting to harm me or any player, for that matter. Then, I alchemize The Thoughtflower && Concentrated Mind Essence (The aspect, not the brain) && Electrochemical Pulser && Stack of Cetus Riddles (Yes, I took the time to write down the riddles of my Denizen as she stated them, and made multiple copies. They are great for keeping the mind sharp, as I have learned.) 1/???. An Electrochemical Pulser is a device that, as it is stated, fires electrochemical signals in the brain of the target, likely causing seizures. I also alchemize Crystal Ball && Concentrated Mind Essence 1/???. If all goes well, this could allow me to read the strategies of others more efficiently.

COROTITE MECHA: A large defunct mecha chassis forged from corotite, giving it incredible durability. Its machinery and programming are given life thanks to a soul that lives inside of it, giving it a spark. It is sentient and will respond to commands.

The Glitch causes the room to become incredibly bouncy, and somehow, through glitched curvature, all of the curses you fired bounce back towards you! 6 damage to you!

Next attack minicrits!

Thoughtflower + Concentrated Mind Essence + Electrochemical Pulser + Cetus Riddles = Riddletwister (Level 8: 1/9)
Crystal Ball && Concentrated Mind Essence = Eye's Pyramidion (Level 5: 1/6)

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Alchemies
Fluorite Octet && Arsenic = ??? (5/9) (you never said what this made)
Marburg USB && Marburgvirus = Bioterrorism USB (Complete!)
Fluorite Octet && Bismuth Crystal = ??? (2/9)

Action
I pull out Chemocide and rapid fire it into NotJohn. He is dissolved by fluoroantimonic acid, gets an ebola infection, then gets set on fire by chlorine trifluoride, irradiated by ununoctium and finally...

Diceroll
NotJohn ends up on the receiving end of a roll of Jegus' Octet.

Action, cont.
I then decide to finish my attack off with a simple attack. So, I take a bow and shoot NotJohn with it. Wait, that's Notch's Smiter. Well, he has Lassa fever now. And I think I just did a smite on him. Well... who cares, he's on the Glitch's side.

AI Action
04: Keep getting fixed!
> 04 sticks more magic duct tape, runs out, grows several extra pairs of hands and continues fixing, except he's fixing multiple things simultaneously.

BIOTERRORISM USB: A USB that, when plugged into a mechanical being, will infect it with computer viruses. When it comes into contact with a biological being, it will infect them with actual viruses.

Minicritted 13,500 damage to Not-John!

Not-John zaps the octet away!

Not-John zaps the projectiles away!

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On the subject of the fuel for magic, I don't even use my own energy or willpower to do what little I have, an active reactor and distinctly unusual AI have provided that in spades. Yes, I realize many would call such an abomination, but to hell with em'. Also, on a side note, as far as I can tell, many forms of magic treat fusion plasma as if it was the sun itself, allowing for interesting constructs.

Redeyes drops into the Temple, his new and not-burned-by-direct-proximity-to-a-star armor allowing him to de-orbit directly onto Not-John, smashing him into a crater, then impaling him with the Void's Rogue!

I realize even Saturn Vs are less than enough, and pull a huge Planetary Mass Driver from warpspace storage, attaching it to the UOSS as a new main engine!

I continue healing my fellow players, hoping I get XP for doing so, and that Uber will be a thing!

All charges progress!

Not-John zaps Redeyes' armor away, causing his bare form to be visible! If he exists inside the armor itself, then, well, he's gone.

You don't.

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The shard flickers again. "So... painful..." {NNNGH... I'M ALRIGHT. JUST HAVE TO REMAIN STABLE. HAVE TO REMAIN STABLE. REMAIN. STABLE.}

You may be wondering why Engie is having trouble right now. And why he HAS to remain stable. Well. Between the OP scale constantly pushing against him. And the pain that the Glitch is causing. That accounts for the trouble. He HAS to remain stable because. Well. Have you seen what happens to unstable matter. It explodes. With the amount of matter in Engie. Well. You shall see. If he runs out of stability. The Minecraftian respawn system will take a serious toll on that too. I would suggest trying to avoid having him die. Say. About five times or so. Otherwise. Boom.

Now then. On to business. Oh. By the way. I can see you there Twin. Do you honestly believe you are safe behind that terminal interface.

Overworld: The Shard of Engie launches various gray spears in multiple directions to hold still. Then it uses CONSUME on Not-John. Interesting thing. Eating things is quite good for regeneration. So. He might be able to get a heal out of it. If he knows how. The drones on the UOSS finish up repairs on the thruster mounts and get clear. But really. What is there to be afraid of. Except the time bomb hovering among-

{THAT. IS. ENOUGH. FROM. YOU. ESPECIALLY SINCE THE SAFE COLOUR IS CHANGING AFTER THIS TURN'S EOTB. GET OUT.}

Dreamscape: "Armor has lost power. Time to improvise." I grab the Masterwork Metal gem, deploying the Dracohawk.

Dracohawk: [Metal: 70/70 health] Attacks: Card Trick (4 Magic damage, applies either a 3 per turn damage over time for 2 turns, massive attack damage penalty for 2 turns, massive accuracy penalty for 2 turns, or damages resistances), Dragonfire (5 Fire damage, applies a 4 per turn damage over time for 3 turns and heals the Dracohawk for 2 per turn over 3 turns), Zorbo Doll (no damage, heals the Dracohawk for 5 per turn over 2 turns and causes it to ignore the next damage taken), Rixty Barrage (4 separate attacks of 2 Metal damage each, stuns the target if all shots connect), Orbital Drop Kick (5 Energy damage, stuns the target regardless of damaging it), Dragon Roar (3 seperate attacks of 2 Nature damage each, increases damage, accuracy, and buffs resistances depending on which attacks connect), 4 turn cooldown for each attack

"This little beauty played a major role in my past. Behold, the Dracohawk. It's complicated as hell to use due to all the weapons, but damn if it isn't magnificent when used right."

Blue's Estate, medical wing: The drone leans over towards Blue. "I'm not only incapable of doing that, I'm not even sure if I should. Annoyingly, all of my feelings are linked. If I disable pain, I disable all emotion. You've seen how I am already. What I can do. What would happen, do you think, if I didn't keep myself in check?" The drone shuffles the chair closer, allowing me to look directly into Blue's eyes. "I know that at the very least, I would become even worse than Binary plans to be. And at the most..." The drone pauses, shivering in... fright? "Terrible things. Very, terrible, things. For everyone." Finally, the drone leans very close, as I quieten to a whisper. "I'm scared of myself, Blue. And I need to be. Or there will be nothing to live for, for anyone anymore." The drone then quickly jerks backwards away from Blue and into the chair, deliberately avoiding looking directly at her. "Apologies if that was a bit creepy, I, uh... um... just... sorry... I'll try not to do that again... I didn't mean for that to happen..." I then fall silent.

Oh. Okay then.

Well, not exactly. Not right now, at least. For the most part though, yeah.

Quote from CobaltShade»

Alchemies
Fluorite Octet && Arsenic = ??? (6/9) (you never said what this made)
Fluorite Octet && Bismuth Crystal = ??? (2/9)

Action
I drop replicas of the following made out of painted TNT on top of Fractal:
the A0 key on a piano, a bottle of A1 steak sauce, an old German A2 rocket, the Arrows A3 racing car, an AMD A4 microprocessor, an A5 Juggernaut from Star Wars, an Audi A6, an A7 road sign, an LNER Class A8, a Hanlin eReader A9, an AA battery, an AB class amplifier, an AC unit, a destroyer tender (hull classification symbol AD) ship, a giant statue of the letterÆ (AE), AF Guardian US Navy warplane, all the AG players, a 1 Ah rechargable battery, a USB containing extremely primitive AI pathfinding algorithms, a copy of the Aj Indian newspaper, various AK-series rifles, the 1907 AL French hybrid car, an AM-only radio, some AN thread, several AO-rated games, an AP Physics textbook, the entirety of Antarctica (country code AQ), an AR (augmented reality) visor, a massive chunk of arsenic (As), the village of At in Bihar, a copy of the North Irish music magazine AU, a diagram of the kern pair AV, a distilling ship (hull classification symbol AW), a Citroën AX, an AY chip (General Instrument AY-3-8910) and the entire state of Arizona (postal abbreviation AZ).
They somehow explode on impact.

10,000 damage to Fractal!

Quote from Netpatham»

>>I telekinetically impale Not-John on Fractal.

I shoot the impaled combo with the explosive ammo of the card suit gun.

>>I continue working to repair the UOSS.

Fractal's crystals change shape into a massive sphere, causing there to be no structures that could impale anything on Fractal at all!

Card suit gun? Be specific!

Quote from pionoplayer»

Denito Surrexit ~~~ Loom
I finish Mens Potentiam
5/6 for the Image Mirror
1/? for pickaxe OR creation magic (this one'll be a level or two higher than the image mirror. The oblivion artifact, going along with strength, should be level 8 or 9, as its powerful, but useless for utilities, and the reality one, if the level boost keeps going up, will be level 10 right off the bat)
And now that I have finished Mens Potentiam, its time to fake-make the next death sword in the chain.
Ircucvci OR Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum AND Denito Surrexit AND Deum Lucem AND Nocte Consumens AND Abitt AND Exedo AND Lex Ordinis AND Aquilonem Mors AND Vita Australi AND Vi Forti AND Traho AND Mens Potentiam = ???
BAM! I did ALL of those without checking my reference sheet. I feel very awesome right now.
That is basically Ohgodwhat (horrible name for such an awesome sword by the way) which was listed as level 90, plus life, death, metal, psychic and gravity magics.


In the Colliseum:
If Not-John is still alive, it, having been beaten up by pretty much everyone, too much to notice something important, suddenly realizes the reason why its mouth feels like play-doh. Because there is play-doh in its mouth.
Oh wait. That's C4.
Boom.
Hank goes on to the fractal, pulling out his Tai sword once again and making line segments out of it.


On the Preston Cole:
Indeed. You know what, Deimos, you and Sanford go get working on your Christmas plots...
YES! Deimos does a little fist pump.
While I stay here and answer Astria and Kalare's questions.

Denito Surrexit ~~~ Loom = Aged Robes
Pickaxe || Creation Magic = Potestas Eius (Level 10: 1/11)
Ircucvci || Terra Firma && Levis Ignis && Diluvium && Superosque && Vi Naturae && Navitas Nox && Arctoae && Arcum Aereum && Denito Surrexit && Deum Lucem && Nocte Consumens && Abitt && Exedo && Lex Ordinis && Aquilonem Mors && Vita Australi && Vi Forti && Traho && Mens Potentiam = Plenary (Level 100: 1/101)

MENS POTENTIAM: A pure white crystal that seems to glow in the dark. The only thing on its surface is a massive red crystal with gold rings, fashioned in the shape of an eye. It completely amplifies the mental power of its user, allowing them to enter the minds of others and control their thoughts, actions, and bodies. It can also control and manipulate nearly any object through mental power.

AGED ROBES: A set of crimson-and-grey robes that radiate with the power of time. A ruby crystal is imbedded in its sleeves.

Plenary is an actual word. Look it up if you're unaware.

7,500 damage to Not-John!

Quote from gutza1»

Contained Antimatter Cannister: 2/6

Umm, Twin you made two mistakes. First, my Carbon Ingot alchemy component should be complete. Second, I put a Rocket Engine in the Enlarger (set to shrink, not to grow) and you didn't register it. Also, does the Nuclear Troper give actual protection?

==Actions==

Gutza: I heal myself with nanobots. I then make my iTokomak lock on to Fractal, turn the auto fire mode, and shoot him with my plasma gun. I also read section 5.2 of the guide.

Bender: I go repair the UOSS's thruster mounts. "Don't worry girl, Bender will patch you up. Hmm. My battery level is 99.99%. IT'S NOT ONE HUNDRED!" I then drink 5 beers.

CARBON INGOT: A metal ingot forged from carbon.

Rocket Engine -O Shrink = Small Rocket Engine (1/2)

Normally, clothing alchemies are purely cosmetic. Yours definitely has attack power, and will protect you from nuclear stuffs. Not sure about overall defense, though.

+2 HP to you!

The superheated plasma barely melts Fractal's crystals at all!

Again, not in the mood to do this. I'll do it over the weekend once I have time.

Quote from The_Nonexistent_Tazz»

Act 1!

Torgue Shotgun && Sword && MIRV Grenade = SWORDSPLOSION!!! (Level 8: 4/9)
Torgue Pistol && Recursive Ammunition && Dirty Harry Movie = Unkempt Harold (Level 4: 3/5)
Torgue Rocket Launcher && Uranium && Cold-Fusion Power Cell && TNT = Nukem (Level 6: 2/7)

In the arena, take Caledfwlch and the Timeblade of Zillycal, and give Fractal a face-to-sword introduction with both of these weapons. Hello!

I liberally apply glue to basically every broken part that I possibly can on the broken thruster mounts on top of the UOSS. Come on, we can't let this baby go loose now!

Fractal counters with his own order-based swords forged from an unbreakable crystal. He scratches the Timeblade of Zillycal and stabs you, dealing 4 damage!

Quote from The_Serpent»

Caledbec: 2/10. I preview it. And yeah, I'm never going to finish Oblivion's Guardian.I teleport Not-John to an unknown location, where his vital organs are teleported out of his body. I return the corpse.

Astria asks, "so how do you celebr/\te this holid/\y?".

CALEDBEC: A green version of Caledscratch that crackles with energy. The box that its record is on is in the shape of Bec's head, and the record seems to depict a cueball. Its abilities are unknown.

Not-John quickly zaps himself back into existence!

Quote from gutza1»

Contained Antimatter Cannister: 3/6

Rocket Engine Shrinking: 3/??

==Actions==

Gutza: I heal everybody injured with nanobots. I then continue shooting my iTokomak at Fractal (the gun is still tracking him).

Bender: I continue making out wi, I mean, "repairing" the UOSS's thruster mounts.

Oh, it finished now.

SMALL ROCKET ENGINE: A rocket engine that's smaller than normal.

+1 HP to Nimbleguy and Tazz!

Quote from TT2000»

30/40, +2 Granger

I use MILES SAGGITAS on Not-John! We have to stop the glitch, everything is going crazy!

> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI => MILES SAGGITAS

You expend 6 Hog Slop and an Elf Tear!

Not-John, somehow, makes the arrow warrior that you summon turn white and zap away...

Quote from NinjaV2403»

P̸̴̀o̷҉̷ş̡͟t̀́ IÌ̵̵̢͞Ì̷͏̴

0H G0G KILL IT! IT'S A M0NSTR0STIY!

I flip the [DATA EXPUNGED] out at Not-John

The Clock-Cleaner 6/9

Troper's 0ctet 5/9

The Beta Tester && Up 'Till Dawn

0bsidian Fortress 6/10

Repair Droid 6/10

Medidroid 6/10
0H G0G IT'S 0N MY NECK! I CAN FEEL IT 0N MY NECK!

The attack fails because you said "gog"!

The Beta-Tester && Up 'Till Dawn = Early Access

EARLY ACCESS: A sleek black lab coat inlaid with stars. It feels like pajamas, and has a green spirograph emblazoned on it. Despite its comfiness, it feels very official.

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

Maniac: I throw a potion of healing at the UOSS.

Midna: I poke Fractal in the eye.... With a pointy rock.

4,000 damage to Fractal!

Quote from fseftr»

Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4

Battlefield: CO:Reacharound Fractal
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC Fractal
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:

Twin.
Your order is complete.
It should be falling onto your head.
Right about...
Now.

-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-

Umm...

Blue thinks for minute about how to respond to that.

But pain isn't an emotion?
At least not for me.
And I don't think I'm messed up enough that it's different for other people.
Though I don't know how you work.

She pauses again.

Do you want to change the topic?

(What do one of your drones look like? The one visiting Blue to be exact.)

-Dreamscape-

Not grid magic... per se... but most forms of magic can achieve most of the same things...

> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND

You expend 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and a single Elf Tear.

25,000 damage to Fractal!

The Mini-IC deals 4,000 damage!

What? Oh, yeah. Thanks. For a second I thought that was... Er, nothing. Let's move on.

Quote from NinjaV2403»

P҉̕ò̸s̴̢t̸̷ III̸̷̢̕͝

0H G0G IT'S IN MY FACE! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

I fire repeatedly at Not-john with the Narrative Assaulter.

The Clock-Cleaner 7/9

Troper's 0ctet 6/9

Licorice Suit && The Alpha-Tester

0bsidian Fortress 7/10

Repair Droid 7/10

Medidroid 7/10

IT'S EVERYWHERE! KILL IT!

The attack fails because you said "gog"!

Licorice Suit && The Alpha-Tester = Red Developer

RED DEVELOPER: A black lab coat that seems to be made out of licorice. There is a red spirograph emblazoned on it. It is very official.

Quote from Irecreeper»

=TURN TWO=

=CHARGE=
-44 / 50- Table's End
-3 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I beat on Fractal using THE OTHER SIDE.
I then also ask for permission to bop Ninjatwist on the head with a chair.
(I don't actually do it: I'm asking for permission.)

Your projectiles glitch out and slam into the Contract, doing nothing!

Go ahead. Maybe it'll knock some sense into him?

Quote from NinjaV2403»

P̨͘o̸͢͏s̛͠҉t͠ III

KILL IT! IT'S DISGUSTING!

I blast Not-John with the Sweet Tooth.

I then drink a Potion of Instant Health.

The Clock-Cleaner 8/9

Troper's 0ctet 7/9

Potion of Instant Health ~~~ Loom

0bsidian Fortress 8/10

Repair Droid 8/10

Medidroid 8/10

[EXPLETIVE REDACTED] [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]

Not-John zaps the wands' projectiles away!

+2 HP to you!

Potion of Instant Health = Witch's Hat

WITCH'S HAT: A pointy black hat worn by Witches. There's a green gem on it.

Quote from K4yne»

15/25 Health Care Package
15/25 Health Care Package

> R. K.: Throws a log at Not-John to distract him.
> K4yne: While i SHORYUKEN him and then pound him into the ground.

---
Strange No Joke

UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII

Not-John zaps the log away, but takes 5,000 damage from the shoryuken-pound!

Quote from gutza1»

Post 3

Contained Antimatter Cannister: 4/6

Rocket Engine Shrinking: 4/6

+1 to Ninja's Repair Droid and Medidroid

Repair Droid (Ninja's): 9/10

Medidroid (Ninja's): 9/10

==Actions==

Gutza: I try rolling the Isotope Octet at Not-John, or Fractal if Not-John is dead. I then heal everybody that is injured.

Bender: I finish "healing" the thruster mounts (hehehe). I then pull out an Empty Warhead and an Iron Plate. I then alchemize Carbon Ingot || Iron Plate.

Empty Warhead: A large warhead used on ICBMs. It is empty at the moment.

Iron Plate: An iron plate often used as the main material of a vehicle's hull.

Not-John zaps the octet away!

+1 HP to insert_generic_username and engie_ninja!

Carbon Ingot || Iron Plate = Carbon Plate (Level 2: 1/3)

Quote from TT2000»

31/40, +2 Granger

If I can, I AGAIN use MILES SAGITTAS on Not-John! If not, I just shoot him with Arcum Dei.

You shouldn't use a Combat Operandi twice in a row. Not-John killed! He blinks red, and somehow continues to survive even though he should be dead...

Quote from ninjatwist321»

You misunderstand, TB. I'm not calling forum gamers ungrateful kids, it's something having to do with school. I take offense that you would think I would do that sort of thing unprovoked.

By the way, my kid was a real hassle. I think I'll remain celibate.

Also, I'll comply to the safetext.

The reason I keep coming back is because this is almost the only thing that makes me stay away from this forum, and I like it.

TB, why we be so apart?

I'm not going to bother posting. It'll be deleted anyways.

Really? It sure SOUNDED like it. You said you have to "make some web quest for ungrateful kids". That sounds a lot like a forum game. But hey, I don't know much about your life away from this forum, so I could be wrong.

This game... is the only thing that makes you not like this forum? Is that what you're saying?

Your post WON'T be deleted BECAUSE you're typing in the safetext! It's not that hard!

Quote from Irecreeper»

=TURN THREE=

=CHARGE=
-45 / 50- Table's End
-4 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I open a can of tuna.
Suddenly, a giant stuffed tiger jumps towards me!
I duck under it, and the tiger flies towards Fractal.

7,000 damage to Fractal!

Quote from TheLordErelye»

The Thoughtflower && Concentrated Mind Essence && Electrochemical Pulser && Stack of Cetus Riddles 2/???
Crystal Ball && Concentrated Mind Essence 2/???

You are utilizing your resources, mister Amperzand. That does not make you an abomination in any sense of the word; the people that call you one are very ignorant. Also, fusion plasma? I had never thought of that. Perhaps I shall try it. Assuming I do not die horribly whilst handling it, I should be able to work something out.

Meanwhile, behind the Black Door, I turn to Not-John. I am, of course, going to fight him because he has far more deflectable attack methods, if he indeed has the same power as young master Egbert does, that is. Anyhow, I cannot directly engage Fractal; my body is far too fragile for such an endeavor, and I would likely perish due to some physical injury. Therefore, I draw the Hazel Wand. The tip begins to glow a... tainted color, a deep, pulpy-looking imperial amethyst. Flux Goo begins to drip from the wand tip. Immediately, blocks around us evaporate into a slurry of gaseous essentia, the different types blurred together, mixing the toxic Flux Gas into the air. This slowly asphyxiates Not-John, as I force the gas to remain in a cloud around him to not slay anybody else. Afterwards, I draw his own energy from him, and use it as fuel for a spell to blow him to pieces. I then flash-step out of the way of any forms of counterattack or attack from any beings.

If possible, I cast Woegothics on Fractal, as this is something I can perform far away from it, to avoid being crushed by the thing.

On the Preston Cole, I nod at the question of Astria. (Which reminds me, miss Silvon. Would you rather us call you Astria, or Serpent?)

Good point. What traditions surround this holiday? I would think you would have normal forms of celebration, such as the Gray Inclination, or the obtaining of rival scholars' research..

((In all seriousness, I think Erelye would be good at creating decorations, in a manner akin to how Mithrandir created excellent fireworks.))

The Black Door disappeared, but okay. Not-John does not require air to breathe! He runs on .jpeg power! He then zaps the Hazel Wand away, which blocks your other attack again AND makes it so that you can't cast Woegothics on him, since it relies on the Hazel Wand!

Quote from TT2000»

32/40, +2 Granger

I start doing a little jig on Not-John's head, or the other guy if Not-John is dead. I also sign that treaty thingy.

Not-John is two-dimensional! You can't even stand on his head!

+1 Signature!

Maybe I should have kept track of exactly WHO signed the Contract. Oh well!

Quote from OverlordXcano»

1ST POST

I remind myself, "Oh yeah, that thing. WHOOPSIE DAISY. Oh well. At least my thing is on the thing that does the stuff now." If any damage has been done to the UOSS I attempt to convert all the kinetic energy from a crashing planet, into... wrench whacking kinetic energy. That should repair them a bit. If the UOSS is fully a-okay I instead punch Not-John. Really hard.

King Dedede: 10/20

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man»

2 +1s to Irecreeper
Meme Dream Team XD 33/50
Meme Dream Team 33/40
Meme Dream Team :3 33/50

Glitched Modpack Files && Caledfwlch = Caledpack 5/12

I unload a clip from the DOOMENDER at Non-John, and apologize profusely to the godmodder for destroying his mech.


INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]

DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 15/15

Non-John? Who's that? Not-John definitely hasn't heard of him.

You actually didn't destroy the WS-Mech. It died thanks to the Glitch's influence.

Quote from Crusher48»

29/50 Operation Mothership

20/30 Tanker A1

My Action: I attempt to crash the simulation with the UOSS in it by causing the planet the UOSS is falling towards to wink out of existance, meaning there is nothing for the UOSS to fall towards even though the challenge calls for the UOSS to be falling.

SCP Foundation Action: 1/5 Classified Research

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

Maniac: I use THE POWER OF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA to heal the UOSS.

Midna: Fractal is hit by 12k volts of electricity.

Fractal's crystalline structure is resistant to electricity!

Quote from pionoplayer»

Well then. No update today I guess.
Nulla Stella ~~~ Loom
I finish the Image Mirror
2/? for creation pickaxe
1/? for ornate rod OR oblivion magic (yeah, this one's going to b eight or nine. Not too much longer till I've finished with these.)

In the temple...
Hank, since Not-John is almost certainly already dead, loads up his automatic grenade launcher, and launches automatic grenades at a high fire rate, and once he runs out of ammo, embeds the gun in the fractal's face.

On the Preston Cole...
Eric shrugs.
It depends. Mostly it involves a short period of time of decorating and generally getting ready for the big Christmas bash.
Most of the time you have fun putting stuff together, but a lot of time does get spent just goofing around.
The big part of Christmas is the Christmas Eve party, its a really big thing where everyone brings out the stuff they've prepared in one massive celebration that everyone goes to, there's snacks, music, drinks, just about everything short of fighting, pit fights, although though occasional fistfight isn't unheard of.
Basically everyone spends lots of time hanging out and doing whatever until midnight, or the closest analogue hits. At that point, there's usually a huge fireworks show, and everyone takes out the gifts they've prepared and give them to their closest friends.
And yeah, normal celebration things. There's tons of different customs that gathered around it, I'm not sure where to begin. I'm come from an Earth prime universe, but Christmas at the IUPC is an enormous affair, because since the organization is... was, so busy all the time, there was really only the opportunity for the one thing, so a lot of different holidays and customary celebrations got lumped into it.

Nulla Stella ~~~ Loom = Stellar Robes
Ornate Rod || Oblivion Magic = Nyx's Rod (Level 8: 1/9)

STELLAR ROBES: A set of lime-and-black robes that radiate with the power of space. An emerald crystal is imbedded in its sleeves.

IMAGE MIRROR: A glass mirror with a black frame. One who stares into it for too long will suddenly find a negative copy of themselves spawned in the real world. If the mirror is shattered, the entire area around itself will be plagued with distortion.

Quote from insert_generic_username»

Evening.
Anyways I just challenge the Fractal to a not-being-a-fractal-off! I have a rousing success and greatly confuse the Fractal and Not-John with my Twitchy Staff! (That is, the Staff deals medium damage to Fractal and confuses two random entities and Fractal.)
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 5/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 5/11
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 2/??

The TWITCHY STAFF deals 8,000 damage to Fractal! However, the Glitch completely corrupts the status effects to make them unreadable!

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I do not think so Engie. You see. I am not on your side at the moment. So. That means. I do not. Have to follow. Your orders.

{I SWEAR, I AM SO GOING TO DECOMMISSION YOU AFTER THIS IF YOU KEEP THAT ATTITUDE UP.}

No. What is going to happen after this is that you will die. Every one of you will die. And you do not have unlimited lives. So. Enjoy life while you can. It will not last. That goes for all of you. Even those of you hiding behind the 4th wall deluding yourselves into thinking you are safe.

Overworld: The Shard of Engie attempts to follow up CONSUME with a blast of Soul type energy. Remember the four elites he ate. Well. Their souls. To be specific. Meanwhile over by the UOSS. One last Engietech drone runs through a scan of the ship to find any faults. It fixes any faults found and flies off to join the others.

{NOW. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY POST. YOU HAVE OVERSTAYED YOUR WELCOME.}

Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: "Pain links to emotion. And that is all I would like to say on the matter." I reply, the drone appearing somewhat disheveled. "So, uh... excuse my awkwardness, casual conversation isn't one of my specialties. Uh... What do you plan on doing, once you've recovered?"

(For reference: Drones are heavily built, standing height being 8 feet tall as a minimum, and look bulky, like tanks. This drone in particular is less bulky, but still absurdly tall. All drones are coloured a shade of gray, the visitor drone being Steel gray. To get a good idea of the average drone, I hate doing this, but see my avatar, Nautilus? Somewhat along the line of that, with more bulkiness.)

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2ND POST

I increase the probability that the next AG attack will do more damage than usual.

King Dedede: 11/20

Next AG attack will minicrit!

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That reminds me, some of you probably don't have a good idea what I look like... Sorta like a space marine Terminator, up to eleven, and with no separate helmet. Four meters tall, and around two wide, with heavy armor plating in unpainted black, but seriously damaged looking, almost eroded, and with the right arm made of liquid-looking silver. The whole thing is visibly emanating Monochromium radiation, and my inability to build good sound systems leaves my voice sounding deep and robotic most of the time.

As for H3, he's just a voice in my head. And a 116x61x42 kilometer orbital superfortress, but you never see that up close.

I continue building Uber, this time Engie, because why not avoid a WSKB!

Redeyes yanks his sword out of Not-John sideways, causing further internal trauma, then opens fire on Fractal with the Handrailmagnum!

All charges progress!

I transform the Swiss Scribe into a healing method of some kind!

@Generalized Magic Argument; My method of dealing with the question of rules, and dealing with wards, is raw power, usually in a simple and difficult to loophole a manner as possible. Who cares what defences are in place, and what laws govern them, when you can throw the mass-energy of a star at it and watch the fireworks?

The Swiss Scribe becomes a Crusader's Crossbow! You fire it at engie_ninja, healing +4 HP!

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TheLordErelye, you might want to make use of the safetext system.

TB, I think that you might be a bit stressed by having to update 20x as much as I do in Brothers in Harms (a small game updated every three days). If you feel too stressed out, take a break. It's in my best interest, don't worry.

Also, we used to be friends... why must we argue like so? Plus, it's the holiday season, has anything remained sacred? This is turning into a "With Friends Like These" situation...

Now, where was I? I'll get rid of my bold this post, which should comply with the safetext. Please tell me if I was anywhere else in charging.

Action 1/3

Magma Mortars: 4/10

Elemental Retribution: 39/50

Orbit Control: 14/50

I begin to meditate, and somehow, the calmness around me preserves the Server Integrity a bit. Tell me if the Glitch has been taken care of.

Sword Damage: 99K/250K

I'm taking a break around Christmas.

Well, you aren't paying attention to the game, and I don't think you EVER have been. You have admitted that you have NEVER read any long paragraph I've ever written, and you were out of the loop for a lot of game segments, such as the Scratch of the First Block, the Massive Battle of Armies, and most recently, the Glitch. You were just charging away at your own entities.

I don't really care if you bold your text or add font to it. The color's what matters.

I'm not responding to that meditation. I can't.

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I decide to reference Problem Sleuth and create Temporal Replicsimiles with my Hope powers and Timetables until I have permeated all of Godcraft and proceed to beat Fractal in a fractal-off. Ashamed of its loss, it commits seppuku.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 6/??

You cannot beat Fractal in a fractal-off. HE IS SIMPLY THE BEST FRACTAL THERE IS.

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New safetext is Orange, #FF6600.

Suddenly, GodCraft as a whole shudders... You, the players, feel something missing now... You realize that the faction integrity has been depleted! Officially, from this point on, there are NO MORE FACTIONS! It's a free-for-all now, until you can get the server back up! In addition, entity integrity is gone as well! The Queen's Speech Bubbles are destroyed. Now, an entity every turn will always target players thanks to the rogue coding from the Glitch! First up is Oblivion...

The failing environment integrity creates a massive wall around the players! Some attacks can phase through it, but others will fail because they will get stuck inside of it! In addition, the failing game engine and code integrities are going to start causing attacks to hit different targets!

The UOSS, fully restored, activates all its Thruster Mounts and sails back into space, dissolving into glitch! It drops a Server Chip, which you add to the stack! +10 GLITCH RESISTANCE!

Fractal ASSASSINATES gutza1 and Irecreeper! Suddenly, as Not-John glitches out, the players notice something above the wall... It's every single object Not-John has zapped this turn! And they're all headed towards you!

The Arctic Octet creates an aurora that deals 4 damage to Talist! Hank falls to earth and takes 2 damage! The Isotope Octave infects CobaltShade with the Black Plague, dealing 5 damage! The psionic beam deals 7 damage to Erelye! Jegus' Octet and Notch's Smiter deal 6 damage to CobaltShade! Redeyes' armor crushes Amperz4nd, dealing 5 damage! Miles Saggitas deals 8 damage to TT2000! Sweet Tooth deals 4 damage to NinjaV2403! The log deals 2 damage to K4yne! The Isotope Octet imbues gutza1 with a massive pulse of radiation, but he takes no damage thanks to his suit! The Hazel Wand fires several beams of energy at Erelye, killing him!

Not-John then fades into static and reappears with red clothes and black eyes in an upgraded form! It seems that you'll have to corrupt him down to -50,000 HP to kill him!

A new challenge doesn't appear... It will appear when you finish the Temple. They're coming one at a time now!

Oblivion kills TT2000 in one shot! The Shard of Engie attempts to use CONSUME on Not-John, but his attack glitches out and appears next to Modpack, dealing 10 damage! The MBC-Parts and Contract do nothing! The Queen does nothing! The Godmodder attempts to fire blasts of ice at Fractal, but inadvertently ends up freezing Nimbleguy and ninjatwist instead, who take 7 damage each! Even he isn't immune to the Glitch...

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The Itinerary:

> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Defeat Fractal!
> All: Fully corrupt Not-John!

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The Battlefield:

THE GLITCH: [@[email protected]]

GLITCH RESISTANCE: 50%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 55%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%
FACTION INTEGRITY: 0%
ENTITY INTEGRITY: 0%
ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 50%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 69%
CODE INTEGRITY: 78%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 80%
PLAYABILITY: 86%
SERVER CHIPS: 5/8
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Challenge Six: THE TEMPLE.

Fractal: [???] HP: 56,000/150,000. Guarding 1 Cube Bit.
Not-John's Wrath: [???] HP: 0/50,000. Guarding 1 Cube Bit.
Cube Bits: [???] 2/8 Collected.
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insert_generic_username: [???] HP: 17/20.
TheLordErelye: [???] HP: 0/20.
Netpatham: [???] HP: 19/20.
Irecreeper: [???] HP: 0/20.
Leonstar0: [???] HP: 18/20.
Nimbleguy: [???] HP: 12/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [???] HP: 16/20.
Amperz4nd: [???] HP: 15/20.
TT2000: [???] HP: 0/20.
zerithos: [???] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [???] HP: 16/20.
NinjaV2403: [???] HP: 16/20.
ninjatwist321: [???] HP: 13/20.
Aegis-A095: [???] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [???] HP: 0/20.
Crusher48: [???] HP: 20/20.
CobaltShade: [???] HP: 9/20.
OverlordXCano: [???] HP: 5/20.
The_Serpent: [???] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [???] HP: 18/20.
fseftr: [???] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [???] HP: 18/20.
ManiacMasteR: [???] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [???] HP: 12/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [???] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [???] HP: 18/20.
5l1n65h07: [???] HP: 20/20.

THE OPERATOR: [???]

Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened by the Chain!

Shard of Engie: [???] HP: 13/20. Stability: 100%. Consume: III

MBC-Parts: [???] HP: 15,000/60,000.

Contract: [???] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 18. Godmodder Signature: Yes.

The Queen: [???] HP: 225/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III

Godmodder: [???] HP: 14/125. Killstreak: 54.

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The Forge:

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Sacred Items:

24 Hog Slop
28 Elf Tears
21 Pie Filling
27 Weasel Snot

@Nimble:Is the Prince fully corrupted? If not, fire some more glitch power.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
I couldn't post yesterday due to a colony of particularly mal-intentioned non living particles attacking me. IE: sickness.

@Netpatham: Sadly, I can't really let you do that. If it did, it would completely eliminate the need to figure out the pattern. Analysis results: The doll looks fairly normal. It is about the size of a standard brick, The only thing strange about it is that eyes have purple pupils, similar to Wilson. It is filled with NAT energy, but is starting to change now. +2.5%. Well, yeah, the portal is dying rather fast because it is tanking half of the attacks. It is going to get the ½ costs rather soon anyway. As for the tree, alright. However, I can't technically let you have 2 entities at the same time, so I'll give control of it to the group in general. Although, that HP... hmm... is that ASCII? Then it is 124 * 162 * 101 * 101 so thats 204917688 HP. I might need to nerf that a little... This entity is going to be kinda annoying due to all the procs. Also, yeah. I don't expect my logic attack to actually do anything. I just enjoy doing them. Although if I logically analyze other things, most of them don't stand up. I just enjoy doing them honesty.
@Engie: Added! Also, naaaaaahhhhhh... You weren't creepy at all...
@Fseftr: Ah... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. I just like explaining things. You're a CEO? Doesn't CTO mean Chief Technical Officer? So CEO must mean... Chief... uh... Economic Officer? No? Executive? Ah well. What do you do? Is it something militaristic? Domestic? Both?

To Do: 1: Heal Wilson, 2: Protect Zenko/Yako, 3: Play the IRM thing (No one has submitted a score...) 4: Beat the Shard!
IRM event link:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hrhx9c98vb1m3qo/IRM event 2.zip

HarvesteR uses another Infusion, killing a Kerbal. The Void Portal fires a Void Bolt, dealing only 1 damage to the Shard and not affecting the type. Mori attacks both the Shard and the Doll, dealing 10 to both and turning the Shard into a SHA type. Wilson suddenly tenses as though he had been pricked. The Christmas Tree heals HarvesteR for 1 HP. Also, Random.org got a 4, so Scrooge shows up, strengthening the Draco Hawk's attack. Finally, it deals 2 damage to the Shard and turns it into a COL type. The Draco Hawk uses the first attack it has available, Card Trick, dealing 5 MAG damage and
applying an accuracy debuff. Zenko and Yako deal a combined 16 damage and turn the Shard into a FIR type. Due to having a double accuracy penalty, the Shard flings fireballs that bounce throughout the room, but miss most allies. ... Laiko seems to have a small veil of leaves swirling around him. He turns to face the group and suddenly the leaves launch out in all directions, healing all allies and damaging the Shard. I... you seem to have preempted the Doll's attack and overpowered it. That was... kinda odd... umm... He pauses for a moment. Do you... do you remember that... thing... caricature. The one that for the most part stayed in its own area... Pirate's... something. Cave? Cove? Something like that. What do you call it... erh... anima... animate... Animatronic! Thats it. I can't remember its name though. Sorry about this weird tangent. For some reason, that memory comes to mind.

Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 8/60 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 3 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's; Deals 6 MAG damage to the entities acting directly before and after this one, 1 turn left.)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 39.5% integrity - Action: 2 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[2 COL AOE *2, 4 FIR, 3 MAG to adjacent foes *3])
When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%. Void Bolt damage = 1 per 25% lost
[NAT] Mori: 11/30 HP - Action: 3 (Red's)
[NAT] Christmas Tree: 205 Million/205 Million HP - Action: 3 (group's)
Discountedness: 50%. Hides in back. When an enemy considers directly attacking this entity, they have a chance to ignore it. Current chance: 5%. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: ⅓ Santa shows up with a present that can contain items or weak summons. Christmas Treats: Produces Christmas goodies that heal an ally 1 HP each turn. Christmas Spirit: 10% chance for any given entity besides those who do not celebrate Christmas ICly to stop for a turn. If they are allied they get an attack boost next turn. Mr. Scrooge: 25% chance for Ebenezer Scrooge to turn up and demoralize the enemy/strengthen allies.
Regular abilities: Sparkly!: Deals one light damage, and dazzles a target. The dazzled target will have a 25% chance of missing. Pinecone Projectile: Deals 2 NAT damage. Applies Underfoot debuff to the enemy. The enemy has a 5% chance to trip on a pinecone, which will destroy the pinecones but interrupt or cause friendly fire. The pinecones cannot be thrown back. Pinecones stack until destroyed. Reduces Discountedness by 10% when used. Takes 1 million times more damage.
[MET] Dracohawk: 70/70 HP (Engie's)
Attacks: Card Trick (4 Magic damage, applies either a 3 per turn damage over time for 2 turns, massive attack damage penalty for 2 turns, massive accuracy penalty for 2 turns, or damages resistances), Dragonfire (5 Fire damage, applies a 2 per turn damage over time for 3 turns and heals the Dracohawk for 2 per turn over 3 turns), Zorbo Doll (no damage, heals the Dracohawk for 3 per turn over 2 turns and causes it to ignore the next damage taken), Rixty Barrage (4 separate attacks of 2 Metal damage each, Dazes the target if all shots connect), Orbital Drop Kick (5 Energy damage, dazes the target regardless of damaging it), Dragon Roar (3 seperate attacks of 2 Nature damage each, increases damage, accuracy, and buffs resistances depending on which attacks connect), 4 turn cooldown for each attack
[LIGHT] Zenko: 26/70 HP - Action: 4
[SHA] Yako: 26/70 - Action: 5
[NEU] Wilson: 36/40 HP

Enemy:
[FIR] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 6 (taken 213 damage, Accuracy Down 1 turn left)
[NEU] Fox Doll: 90/100 HP - Action: N/A (Attacking this entity does not consume the attacker's turn)

Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x1 - Metal x2 - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.

Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.

Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O |
R

Wrapping Paper + 1
Christmas Tree > enlarger 2/5
Ginger && bread || Cookie mold = ?? 1/?
Yes... yes... I have a santa costume... everything is going according to the plan...
Red's Gift: 2/5, Blue's Gift: 2/5, Nimble's Gift: 2/5

Did you just steal my lvl 8 alchemy? *BONK* Well, guess not.
I really should be using my combat operandi stuff. So... Silicon Snipe on Fractal I guess? Also, I remember I had two charges that were at about 32 or so before the army battle. I then stopped charging them because I thought you meant charges would be useless. Surely I've posted more than 18 times, so can I count those as 2 50 post charges ready or do I have to actually finish them?

Objection! I am literally all of existence right now! I am simply the best fractal because I am everything! I also attempt to get the Godmodder to summon Chuck Norris with the Wayback Machine because I am honestly surprised he has not done that yet. Seriously. I mean yeah he would probably kill a lot of stuff but I WANT TO DEFEAT CHUCK NORRIS AND BECOME THE GUY. Whatever. I summon Brain Ghost John with my Hope powers and he promptly flips out over there being another horribly drawn copy of someone he knows, namely himself, and engages Not-John in a highly destructive battle that he ultimately wins, whereupon I pull out my Fluorite Wandthrowers and shoot Hopey energies straight through his torso.
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 7/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 7/11
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 4/9

Never mind...
Also, the Emerald Nova DOES in fact have the ability to stop entities from attacking. You say so in the armory, that it deals heavy damage to one entity, scares several others into not attacking, and makes several more entities on my team deal increased damage.
Also, name for Plenary: That is amazing.
Deum Lucem ~~~ Loom
3/11 for Potestas Eius
2/9 for Nyx's Rod. (Huh? That's... odd. Nyx's Rod should be more powerful than a mere pickaxe with creationary magic. Oh well. Maybe its just the whole 'different combinations have different grist costs' thing?)
1/? for image mirror OR orb of reversal (allows one to change the qualities of an object to any of the subjective opposites of it. Sharp can become blunt, or pointy, or dull, or anything really. And no serpent, this isn't the one you were trying to get ahold of... Let's just say Tricky's really good with a captcharoid)

On the battlefield...
Hank picks himself back up.
He brushes himself off, then HEADSHOTS the fractal.
With a rocketlauncher.
That fires cluster rockets.
Which have mini-nukes for the warheads.
All of which are homing so it ends up being five headshots and not one.
But really several hundred because the rocket launcher is full auto and Hank headshots with every single one.

Much apologies. Such sorry. Wow.

Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4

Battlefield: BT:Ultrmarine Fractal
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:

Twin.
What did you think it was?

-Blue's Estate: Medical Wing-

Blue tries to shrug, then winces.

I'm not sure.
I'll definitely have to pay the detective a visit.
I'll have to re-assess the situation...
Geez.
You'd think people would help me save lives.
Maybe I shouldn't bother...

-Dreamscape-

...I'm not offended... Yeah... Chief Executive Officer...
I do... spaceships mostly... but a bit of everything else too...
..Mind you... my job doesn't usually directly involve spaceships...

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You just...
You just killed Hank.
Out of nowhere. You seriously just killed one of my main characters...
For no good reason.
Wonderful. And now.
I get to sit here. And do nothing. But blather on and on.
And do alchemies.
Thanks for that twin.
Thanks a ton.
Also, the Emerald Nova DOES in fact have the ability to stop entities from attacking. You say so in the armory, that it deals heavy damage to one entity, scares several others into not attacking, and makes several more entities on my team deal increased damage.

Hank's not dead. Read the EOTB. Trust me, I'm not THAT cruel.

Yet.

/null
WARNING: CRITICAL EXISTENCE FAILURE.
MOVING SOUL INTO VACANT SOULBOT.

ETA: 1 TURN.

(So death prevents me from posting for one whole turn, right?)

Meanwhile, in a far away part of the server, in a random mountain...

chaoscreeper: heh.
cc: heh.
cc: opera[t]or [c]an go die
cc: the gli[t][c]h brings good [t]idings
cc: passage has been gran[t]ed

1ST POST

So... there are no factions. Huh. Considering I don't have the... best reputation among people I decide to go hide in my incredibly deep hovel I made at the beginning of the game. From my hole I remotely pick up a Smash Ball and break it. I have no idea what my Final Smash is, but I hope it is protective.

King Dedede: 12/20