The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-44 / 50- Table's End
-3 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I beat on Fractal using THE OTHER SIDE.
I then also ask for permission to bop Ninjatwist on the head with a chair.
(I don't actually do it: I'm asking for permission.)
Gutza: I try rolling the Isotope Octet at Not-John, or Fractal if Not-John is dead. I then heal everybody that is injured.
Bender: I finish "healing" the thruster mounts (hehehe). I then pull out an Empty Warhead and an Iron Plate. I then alchemize Carbon Ingot || Iron Plate.
Empty Warhead: A large warhead used on ICBMs. It is empty at the moment.
Iron Plate: An iron plate often used as the main material of a vehicle's hull.
You misunderstand, TB. I'm not calling forum gamers ungrateful kids, it's something having to do with school. I take offense that you would think I would do that sort of thing unprovoked.
By the way, my kid was a real hassle. I think I'll remain celibate.
Also, I'll comply to the safetext.
The reason I keep coming back is because this is almost the only thing that makes me stay away from this forum, and I like it.
TB, why we be so apart?
I'm not going to bother posting. It'll be deleted anyways.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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The Thoughtflower && Concentrated Mind Essence && Electrochemical Pulser && Stack of Cetus Riddles 2/???
Crystal Ball && Concentrated Mind Essence 2/???
You are utilizing your resources, mister Amperzand. That does not make you an abomination in any sense of the word; the people that call you one are very ignorant. Also, fusion plasma? I had never thought of that. Perhaps I shall try it. Assuming I do not die horribly whilst handling it, I should be able to work something out.
Meanwhile, behind the Black Door, I turn to Not-John. I am, of course, going to fight him because he has far more deflectable attack methods, if he indeed has the same power as young master Egbert does, that is. Anyhow, I cannot directly engage Fractal; my body is far too fragile for such an endeavor, and I would likely perish due to some physical injury. Therefore, I draw the Hazel Wand. The tip begins to glow a... tainted color, a deep, pulpy-looking imperial amethyst. Flux Goo begins to drip from the wand tip. Immediately, blocks around us evaporate into a slurry of gaseous essentia, the different types blurred together, mixing the toxic Flux Gas into the air. This slowly asphyxiates Not-John, as I force the gas to remain in a cloud around him to not slay anybody else. Afterwards, I draw his own energy from him, and use it as fuel for a spell to blow him to pieces. I then flash-step out of the way of any forms of counterattack or attack from any beings.
If possible, I cast Woegothics on Fractal, as this is something I can perform far away from it, to avoid being crushed by the thing.
On the Preston Cole, I nod at the question of Astria. (Which reminds me, miss Silvon. Would you rather us call you Astria, or Serpent?)
Good point. What traditions surround this holiday? I would think you would have normal forms of celebration, such as the Gray Inclination, or the obtaining of rival scholars' research..
((In all seriousness, I think Erelye would be good at creating decorations, in a manner akin to how Mithrandir created excellent fireworks.))
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I remind myself, "Oh yeah, that thing. WHOOPSIE DAISY. Oh well. At least my thing is on the thing that does the stuff now." If any damage has been done to the UOSS I attempt to convert all the kinetic energy from a crashing planet, into... wrench whacking kinetic energy. That should repair them a bit. If the UOSS is fully a-okay I instead punch Not-John. Really hard.
I unload a clip from the DOOMENDER at Non-John, and apologize profusely to the godmodder for destroying his mech.
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 15/15
My Action: I attempt to crash the simulation with the UOSS in it by causing the planet the UOSS is falling towards to wink out of existance, meaning there is nothing for the UOSS to fall towards even though the challenge calls for the UOSS to be falling.
Well then. No update today I guess.
Nulla Stella ~~~ Loom
I finish the Image Mirror
2/? for creation pickaxe
1/? for ornate rod OR oblivion magic (yeah, this one's going to b eight or nine. Not too much longer till I've finished with these.)
In the temple...
Hank, since Not-John is almost certainly already dead, loads up his automatic grenade launcher, and launches automatic grenades at a high fire rate, and once he runs out of ammo, embeds the gun in the fractal's face.
On the Preston Cole...
Eric shrugs. It depends. Mostly it involves a short period of time of decorating and generally getting ready for the big Christmas bash. Most of the time you have fun putting stuff together, but a lot of time does get spent just goofing around. The big part of Christmas is the Christmas Eve party, its a really big thing where everyone brings out the stuff they've prepared in one massive celebration that everyone goes to, there's snacks, music, drinks, just about everything short of fighting, pit fights, although though occasional fistfight isn't unheard of. Basically everyone spends lots of time hanging out and doing whatever until midnight, or the closest analogue hits. At that point, there's usually a huge fireworks show, and everyone takes out the gifts they've prepared and give them to their closest friends. And yeah, normal celebration things. There's tons of different customs that gathered around it, I'm not sure where to begin. I'm come from an Earth prime universe, but Christmas at the IUPC is an enormous affair, because since the organization is... was, so busy all the time, there was really only the opportunity for the one thing, so a lot of different holidays and customary celebrations got lumped into it.
Evening.
Anyways I just challenge the Fractal to a not-being-a-fractal-off! I have a rousing success and greatly confuse the Fractal and Not-John with my Twitchy Staff! (That is, the Staff deals medium damage to Fractal and confuses two random entities and Fractal.)
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 5/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 5/11
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 2/??
I do not think so Engie. You see. I am not on your side at the moment. So. That means. I do not. Have to follow. Your orders.
{I SWEAR, I AM SO GOING TO DECOMMISSION YOU AFTER THIS IF YOU KEEP THAT ATTITUDE UP.}
No. What is going to happen after this is that you will die. Every one of you will die. And you do not have unlimited lives. So. Enjoy life while you can. It will not last. That goes for all of you. Even those of you hiding behind the 4th wall deluding yourselves into thinking you are safe.
Overworld: The Shard of Engie attempts to follow up CONSUME with a blast of Soul type energy. Remember the four elites he ate. Well. Their souls. To be specific. Meanwhile over by the UOSS. One last Engietech drone runs through a scan of the ship to find any faults. It fixes any faults found and flies off to join the others.
{NOW. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY POST. YOU HAVE OVERSTAYED YOUR WELCOME.}
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: "Pain links to emotion. And that is all I would like to say on the matter." I reply, the drone appearing somewhat disheveled. "So, uh... excuse my awkwardness, casual conversation isn't one of my specialties. Uh... What do you plan on doing, once you've recovered?"
(For reference: Drones are heavily built, standing height being 8 feet tall as a minimum, and look bulky, like tanks. This drone in particular is less bulky, but still absurdly tall. All drones are coloured a shade of gray, the visitor drone being Steel gray. To get a good idea of the average drone, I hate doing this, but see my avatar, Nautilus? Somewhat along the line of that, with more bulkiness.)
I examine the corotite behemoth. Or possibly not. Perhaps I could sell it, as I have no use for robotics. They do not help in research.
@HEX: I am afraid you cannot. Mana is not a thing that actually exists, either. It is a mythological construct forged by humans to find a simplistic over-term for the concentration, willpower, and knowledge of a spell that a being attempts to cast, and that alone is a drastic oversimplification. And anyhow, the tainted ward, under the example of Elendir Istar, would instantly spread to your metaphysical mind, your code, and your computer body instantly, bypassing the Quartus Realitorium Obice without a second thought, thanks to your tampering. As such, the Rune of Levitation would only be consumed by the rogue ward, adding to its power. Wards are not things can be entangled, nor defused. There are only the words active, and corrupted. Believe me; I have four hundred thousand loä of arcane research done throughout the history of my planet at my side. If wards functioned in a way like that, I would have died long before I could have obtained Minecraft, and likely would not have existed at all, due to the ward upon the moon Ot'Taer.
>>Magic is self-codifying and depends on the perspective of the user. I see it the way I see it. And several different ways in different (processing) threads but I digress. Magic makes itself up. The rules people seem to find, become the rules that are. You see it one way, I see it the other way...We are both right. Also, I have a very effective self-policing system which starts with being policed by the original, which is a collection of actual objects, that works like a computer. But once again I have lost the thread...Anyway, even Ars Magicka vs. Thaumcraft, offers a simplified view of this. Ars Magicka and Thaumcraft work very differently, yet both are magic. Not to mention MagicSpells...In short: There are ways to come at something that cannot be fixed from the front, by the side. And the particular way I chose, forcing a reversal, does not give an opportunity for your system to act.
/nullexplanation
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
=CHARGE=
-44 / 50- Table's End
-3 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I beat on Fractal using THE OTHER SIDE.
I then also ask for permission to bop Ninjatwist on the head with a chair.
(I don't actually do it: I'm asking for permission.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
KILL IT! IT'S DISGUSTING!
I blast Not-John with the Sweet Tooth.
I then drink a Potion of Instant Health.
The Clock-Cleaner 8/9
Troper's 0ctet 7/9
Potion of Instant Health ~~~ Loom
0bsidian Fortress 8/10
Repair Droid 8/10
Medidroid 8/10
[EXPLETIVE REDACTED] [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]
15/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Throws a log at Not-John to distract him.
> K4yne: While i SHORYUKEN him and then pound him into the ground.
---
Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, Mmmph, Joker Gas
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Contained Antimatter Cannister: 4/6
Rocket Engine Shrinking: 4/6
+1 to Ninja's Repair Droid and Medidroid
Repair Droid (Ninja's): 9/10
Medidroid (Ninja's): 9/10
==Actions==
Gutza: I try rolling the Isotope Octet at Not-John, or Fractal if Not-John is dead. I then heal everybody that is injured.
Bender: I finish "healing" the thruster mounts (hehehe). I then pull out an Empty Warhead and an Iron Plate. I then alchemize Carbon Ingot || Iron Plate.
Empty Warhead: A large warhead used on ICBMs. It is empty at the moment.
Iron Plate: An iron plate often used as the main material of a vehicle's hull.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
If I can, I AGAIN use MILES SAGITTAS on Not-John! If not, I just shoot him with Arcum Dei.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
By the way, my kid was a real hassle. I think I'll remain celibate.
Also, I'll comply to the safetext.
The reason I keep coming back is because this is almost the only thing that makes me stay away from this forum, and I like it.
TB, why we be so apart?
I'm not going to bother posting. It'll be deleted anyways.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
=CHARGE=
-45 / 50- Table's End
-4 / 11- Chairslayer
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I open a can of tuna.
Suddenly, a giant stuffed tiger jumps towards me!
I duck under it, and the tiger flies towards Fractal.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
The Thoughtflower && Concentrated Mind Essence && Electrochemical Pulser && Stack of Cetus Riddles 2/???
Crystal Ball && Concentrated Mind Essence 2/???
You are utilizing your resources, mister Amperzand. That does not make you an abomination in any sense of the word; the people that call you one are very ignorant. Also, fusion plasma? I had never thought of that. Perhaps I shall try it. Assuming I do not die horribly whilst handling it, I should be able to work something out.
Meanwhile, behind the Black Door, I turn to Not-John. I am, of course, going to fight him because he has far more deflectable attack methods, if he indeed has the same power as young master Egbert does, that is. Anyhow, I cannot directly engage Fractal; my body is far too fragile for such an endeavor, and I would likely perish due to some physical injury. Therefore, I draw the Hazel Wand. The tip begins to glow a... tainted color, a deep, pulpy-looking imperial amethyst. Flux Goo begins to drip from the wand tip. Immediately, blocks around us evaporate into a slurry of gaseous essentia, the different types blurred together, mixing the toxic Flux Gas into the air. This slowly asphyxiates Not-John, as I force the gas to remain in a cloud around him to not slay anybody else. Afterwards, I draw his own energy from him, and use it as fuel for a spell to blow him to pieces. I then flash-step out of the way of any forms of counterattack or attack from any beings.
If possible, I cast Woegothics on Fractal, as this is something I can perform far away from it, to avoid being crushed by the thing.
On the Preston Cole, I nod at the question of Astria. (Which reminds me, miss Silvon. Would you rather us call you Astria, or Serpent?)
Good point. What traditions surround this holiday? I would think you would have normal forms of celebration, such as the Gray Inclination, or the obtaining of rival scholars' research..
((In all seriousness, I think Erelye would be good at creating decorations, in a manner akin to how Mithrandir created excellent fireworks.))
I start doing a little jig on Not-John's head, or the other guy if Not-John is dead. I also sign that treaty thingy.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I remind myself, "Oh yeah, that thing. WHOOPSIE DAISY. Oh well. At least my thing is on the thing that does the stuff now." If any damage has been done to the UOSS I attempt to convert all the kinetic energy from a crashing planet, into... wrench whacking kinetic energy. That should repair them a bit. If the UOSS is fully a-okay I instead punch Not-John. Really hard.
King Dedede: 10/20
He scream
Meme Dream Team XD 33/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 33/50
Glitched Modpack Files && Caledfwlch = Caledpack 5/12
I unload a clip from the DOOMENDER at Non-John, and apologize profusely to the godmodder for destroying his mech.
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 15/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
20/30 Tanker A1
My Action: I attempt to crash the simulation with the UOSS in it by causing the planet the UOSS is falling towards to wink out of existance, meaning there is nothing for the UOSS to fall towards even though the challenge calls for the UOSS to be falling.
SCP Foundation Action: 1/5 Classified Research
Midna: Fractal is hit by 12k volts of electricity.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Nulla Stella ~~~ Loom
I finish the Image Mirror
2/? for creation pickaxe
1/? for ornate rod OR oblivion magic (yeah, this one's going to b eight or nine. Not too much longer till I've finished with these.)
In the temple...
Hank, since Not-John is almost certainly already dead, loads up his automatic grenade launcher, and launches automatic grenades at a high fire rate, and once he runs out of ammo, embeds the gun in the fractal's face.
On the Preston Cole...
Eric shrugs.
It depends. Mostly it involves a short period of time of decorating and generally getting ready for the big Christmas bash.
Most of the time you have fun putting stuff together, but a lot of time does get spent just goofing around.
The big part of Christmas is the Christmas Eve party, its a really big thing where everyone brings out the stuff they've prepared in one massive celebration that everyone goes to, there's snacks, music, drinks, just about everything short of fighting, pit fights, although though occasional fistfight isn't unheard of.
Basically everyone spends lots of time hanging out and doing whatever until midnight, or the closest analogue hits. At that point, there's usually a huge fireworks show, and everyone takes out the gifts they've prepared and give them to their closest friends.
And yeah, normal celebration things. There's tons of different customs that gathered around it, I'm not sure where to begin. I'm come from an Earth prime universe, but Christmas at the IUPC is an enormous affair, because since the organization is... was, so busy all the time, there was really only the opportunity for the one thing, so a lot of different holidays and customary celebrations got lumped into it.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
/nullpost
Tommorrow morning or tomorrow evening?
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Anyways I just challenge the Fractal to a not-being-a-fractal-off! I have a rousing success and greatly confuse the Fractal and Not-John with my Twitchy Staff! (That is, the Staff deals medium damage to Fractal and confuses two random entities and Fractal.)
(Wind Shadesucker && Right Arm Gauntlet) && Air Blaster 5/??
(Light Rainsucker && Right Leg Armor) && Orb of Light 5/11
Scribe's Wands && Orb of Hope && (Pocket Alchemiter && Minimalizer) 2/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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{I SWEAR, I AM SO GOING TO DECOMMISSION YOU AFTER THIS IF YOU KEEP THAT ATTITUDE UP.}
No. What is going to happen after this is that you will die. Every one of you will die. And you do not have unlimited lives. So. Enjoy life while you can. It will not last. That goes for all of you. Even those of you hiding behind the 4th wall deluding yourselves into thinking you are safe.
Overworld: The Shard of Engie attempts to follow up CONSUME with a blast of Soul type energy. Remember the four elites he ate. Well. Their souls. To be specific. Meanwhile over by the UOSS. One last Engietech drone runs through a scan of the ship to find any faults. It fixes any faults found and flies off to join the others.
{NOW. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY POST. YOU HAVE OVERSTAYED YOUR WELCOME.}
Blue's Estate, Medical Wing: "Pain links to emotion. And that is all I would like to say on the matter." I reply, the drone appearing somewhat disheveled. "So, uh... excuse my awkwardness, casual conversation isn't one of my specialties. Uh... What do you plan on doing, once you've recovered?"
(For reference: Drones are heavily built, standing height being 8 feet tall as a minimum, and look bulky, like tanks. This drone in particular is less bulky, but still absurdly tall. All drones are coloured a shade of gray, the visitor drone being Steel gray. To get a good idea of the average drone, I hate doing this, but see my avatar, Nautilus? Somewhat along the line of that, with more bulkiness.)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
>>Magic is self-codifying and depends on the perspective of the user. I see it the way I see it. And several different ways in different (processing) threads but I digress. Magic makes itself up. The rules people seem to find, become the rules that are. You see it one way, I see it the other way...We are both right. Also, I have a very effective self-policing system which starts with being policed by the original, which is a collection of actual objects, that works like a computer. But once again I have lost the thread...Anyway, even Ars Magicka vs. Thaumcraft, offers a simplified view of this. Ars Magicka and Thaumcraft work very differently, yet both are magic. Not to mention MagicSpells...In short: There are ways to come at something that cannot be fixed from the front, by the side. And the particular way I chose, forcing a reversal, does not give an opportunity for your system to act.
/nullexplanation
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I increase the probability that the next AG attack will do more damage than usual.
King Dedede: 11/20
He scream