...Why are we focusing on Regnum Dei when it wasn't even all that relevant? Whatever. I just write up a portal and proceed to throw a Spader at Regnum Dei, when all of a sudden a giant luck-draining blast hits the Spader, draining its pips bit still leaving it as a giant die with a ludicrous amount of sides. It then smacks straight into the chair, overturning it. The hidden weapons in its frame then activate, shooting up the Glitch Artifacts.
Hope's Lordwands 2/??
Fluorite Wandthrowers 9/9 I decide to use the Octet Breakers for this and channel their incredible powers into these wands, when suddenly a bunch of egg timer-equipped versions of me appear, and I decide to make my first test of their power, shooting a beam straight into the egg timer, breaking it. I then shoot the Split Projector with them.
Miniature Green Sun && Galleons Mortar 1/??
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In all actuality, I think we need to develop an English-esque text color pulsation device. Could be useful in this kind of event.
Anyhow, I cast Woegothics on the Split Projector, and proceed to drive my twelve Beta troll alchemies into the exact area my Operandi had struck. However, if my Operandi inexplicably failed, I merely use my second half of the attack on the Projector. Then, I leap onto a Minecraft Elite, before instantly causing him/her to have a seizure with my knowledge of electrochemical signals, and how to generate them in other beings. I then leap to another one, blowing two Elite heads off with the Hazel Wand as I jump. The Elite I landed on suddenly realizes there is a gaping hole in their chest. Hah.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10, 9/11)
Bluh. Scratch that one. Let's try Cheap Sword || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence && Throny Vines)
Hephaetus'es Gate || (Concentrated Life Essence && Picture of Hemera) = ???, (Level ?, 2/?)
I introduce crimson-clad termites to the Ragnum Dei. Giant crimson-clad termites. With laser eyes, that are also crimson. They hate chairs. They hate tables far more, though. Otherwise they're pretty much awesome.
I also make a ring of crimson fires around the Glitch Artifacts. I then make the Crimson fires close in. The Glitch Artifacts burned, burned, and burned. I also use the Slag-Shocker on one of them to soften it up for future attacks.
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I clone a Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer.
Afterwards, I use a both a cloned Suicide Seed and a cloned Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer on the Split Projector. Have fun slowly loosing your existence. And dying. Well, I do that, and decapitate a Minecraft Elite.
I use the Spare Tentacle on the most dangerous entity, and then sign the treaty with the Tectrix of the Arbitor. Yes, I own it. I bought it off of an awfully... bloodthirsty fellow in the yellow universe. V2, that is.
For a minute or two, Kalare's body lays very limply against the Quest Bed (as that is what you put him on), one of the two swords still sticking out of him. Slowly, you draw it out, blood splattering on the floor. Faintly, you can feel the four players of the session you created watching from within their planets, and the remaining Dersites watching from their moon, which has been dragged out of orbit near Lopat. The six white orbs atop their metal pillars begin to faintly glow. Over in Derse, you know the dream self of Kalare is currently on his Sacrificial Slab as well. Just in case. Actually, you can see the Slab from here.
The light from the orbs steadily grows brighter and brighter, to a blindingly bright level. At this, you can see the four new players turn their heads your way, staring at the planet above, at the light. Peering over at Derse, you can see the Slab. As the dream self of mister Erelye appears to have expired now as well, it begins to levitate into the air, a light teal spirograph appearing around the circular Slab. Then, the bloodstained dream self levitates into the air, limbs hanging limply. The spirograph twists and follows him, before encircling the body. The glow from Derse's spirograph becomes unbearable as well, bringing it into the focus of the new players as well. Wait. Navela seems to have revived as well! Good. Not a heroic or just death, you suppose.
Anyhow, the dream corpse of Kalare flys directly into the source of the blinding light.
The light begins to slowly fade from both spirographs as they disappear. You look up at around the same time as the new human players and Navela do. Alas, still only light. All staring, the light slowly disappears. There, floating within the spirograph, glasses lit by the teal light, is Kalare Erelye in Mage of Mind garb.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
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{Ok, so Twin, I bothered to figure it out, and 150,000+ damage actually makes sense for the Infused version of the RPLS-SH, given that it is basically firing twelve level ten alchemies and a fifty post charge. The same could be accomplished using just the alchemies and the standard ten-post RPLS-SH shell.}
All charges progress!
+1 to Erelye and Piono!
Hahahahahaha.
HAH.
I smash two of the Glitch Artifacts together, then throw an EMP bomb at them!
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine Regnum Dei
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: Purge, purge, purge
-Blue's Estate-
Well, no point of you sitting here for a month.
Go run the business.
... are you sure?
No...
But my feelings come second to the good of the galaxy.
So go.
... if you insist. I'll visit when I can... but I have a busy schedule...
And you're going to have to cover for me.
...ugh.
Red moves to get up, only to be interrupted.
By the way.
I haven't forgotten you drugged me.
...sorry.
You better be.
Red scoffs, and leaves the room
-Dreamscape-
A figure appears in the dream.
Um... Hello there... Oh god, this is weird...
Anyways... Blue's a little too tired for interactive dreams right now...
So... how does this work?
He seems to listen to something, then continues.
Okay... sorry if I'm doing this wrong...
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Special: Has identical stats to Wilson
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I flash-step over to the Split Projector, and promptly telekinetically pull it through the ground, before teleporting on top of it as it falls. As the two of us fall, I pull out the Eightfold Lovecraftia, and the Eldritch Lamp. I roll the aforementioned eight sided thing at the Projector, before allowing the Lamp to drop. Strangely, it does not. It floats in the air, and begins to circle around the area. Suddenly, Eldritch Tentacles composed entirely of Nightmare Fuel tear through the flimsy stone walls, digging into the Projector. Regardless of the result of my roll, I draw Quasar's Nightcrawler. Suddenly, the gravity fields of approximately 5082 black holes, merely formed a few seconds ago, intersect. I use my power over the Nightcrawler to protect myself. The Split Projector is not so fortunate. It slowly appears to sort of... stretch out, thinning in the air before disappearing, having been literally torn to pieces. At this point, I teleport out of the hole, not nearly resilient enough to climb out of it in a dramatic fashion. The Lamp levitates out of the hole, and disappears into my inventory.
I alchemize Pipe Organ && Infinity Rune (Ominous) || Amulet 1/???. I suppose I should also alchemize Concentrated Mind Essence && Bottled Void Visink || Quill 1/??? as well, so I do so.
He stares down for a few seconds. His gaze sweeps over you, coming to rest on his own dead body a meter or two behind. Cold anger appears to radiate from him. He does not show it, but you can certainly feel it. Then, he flash-steps over to the catwalk where Virnul has come to rest. Muttering, he bends down, grabs the body, and smooches Virnul to bring him back to life. Satisfied, he teleports over to you, but not before giving a reassuring nod to Navela. She begins to fly towards the two of you. And, by that, I mean that Erelye is standing three feet away from you, eye slightly twitching.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
>> WARNING java.lang.nullPointerException() at line 413901 getItemStack(item); at line 901 item = Alchemiter.inventory.items.getitem(1); at line 413 return itemInFirstSlot; at line 314 itemInFirstSlot = punchcard.getCode(1); at line 109 String code = getString(1); && Alchemiter 4/??
>>New Alchemy: All the spells && Wand 1/??
>>New Alchemy: Inverter >o< == Orb of Inversion 1/??
]>>+2 to OPERATION MOTHERSHIP.
<HEX> I pull out the Tachyon Gun and set it to instantaneous fire mode. I then unleash blasts of tachyons at Regnum Dei. Each hits the instant it is fired.
>>Since my prior experiment had an untimely spontaneous existence failure, I expose Regnum Dei to DEADLY LASERS to see what will happen when Regum Dei is exposed to DEADLY LASERS. Unfortunately, it looks like I also hit the Build and Split projectors as well. Sadly enough.
*>>I preview Hexahedron && Fluorite Octet.
*>>I preview Update Terminal && Fluorite Octet.
*>>I think about dice.
*>>With a practiced pseudo-hand and infinite simulation capabilities, I cast the dice of the Fluorite Octet...
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I toss my Half-of-One Ring into the air and cut it in half, the half-way invisible energy from the ring protect the next post not in Crimson from the effects of the Glitch.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 30/35
King Dedede: 2/20
My character pulls his/her final product out of the Alchemizer. He/she holds it up and says, "Yes, it's complete. Finally, after all that alchemizing, my greatest weapon yet has been finished! It's a shame only I will use it... Hmm, when the Glitch is gone, I may find a way to mass-produce this weapon. But until then..."
The black figured grinned again. Finally. The plasma rifle was complete. The figure couldn't wait to use it. The metallic figure had a jealous look on its face.
Hey! I want a cool weapon!
Patience. You'll get one in time.
Fine. Can I go fight now?
I'll tell you when. Just stay here alchemizing for now.
My character puts the rifle in the Duplicator, marks it as a master copy, and uses the machine to make a duplicate to use him/herself itself. I realize that the bridging is almost complete, and head to Zone 3, where my increased firepower can be used most effectively. The Zone-3 players are fighting Build, Split, and Regnum Dei when my character runs into the Zone, and...
cerbalGuy CG: IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM. cerbalGuy
I then attack Split with my Nanomag Plasma Rifle.
(I don't know how to make spoilers work, so sorry about not having an official "Show Pesterlog" option.)
I shoot a very glitchy Forge's Light bolt at the Build projector. Also, how did you guys get Crimson? The closest I could find was maroon!
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Midna: I hit the Glitch Artifacts with a literal Firewall!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I drive the Manipuleightir into a Glich Artifact.
Ithen comtinue trying to raise the Player Integrerity.
Sweet Tooth 6/7
Ender's Portaltop 5/7
Amethyst-top ~~~ Loom
Anti-Glich Subatomic Bomb 9/10!
=CHARGE=
-29 / 50- Table's End
-4 / 9- Chairheir's Standard
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I smite one of the GLITCH ARTIFACTS using ONE FLIP.
If this isn't possible, I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10 instead.
BTW: Crimson's Color Code is #DC143C.
To access it easier, enter the Color Selector, click "More Colors", then "Named".
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I shoot an artifact with my Nanogel Rifle. Also, I read all the subsections of part 4 of the GameFAQ guide.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Hovering over to the Regnum Dei, the shard impales the shields, slowly draining the generator of all the energy contained within.
{̛D͡ĮE̢, R҉E̢GŅU͘M̸ ̛D̵E͠Í.͠ THAT̸ ̴JO͝K͢E M͘IG͠H͡T҉ B͝E ͏A̧BSO͝LU͢T͞E̢L̀Y̶ ͠HO̡R̢R̕I̢B̡L̛E, ̨B̶UT S͡O҉MEO͡NE WA͟S̛ ҉B͞OUN̡D ͡T͘O ̛M̕A̧K͟Ȩ IT, ̴S͜O͘ ͠I̴ ͝MI̷G͡H́T͝ ͞AS̴ W͞ÈL̛L.}
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Hope's Lordwands 2/??
Fluorite Wandthrowers 9/9 I decide to use the Octet Breakers for this and channel their incredible powers into these wands, when suddenly a bunch of egg timer-equipped versions of me appear, and I decide to make my first test of their power, shooting a beam straight into the egg timer, breaking it. I then shoot the Split Projector with them.
Miniature Green Sun && Galleons Mortar 1/??
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
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Anyhow, I cast Woegothics on the Split Projector, and proceed to drive my twelve Beta troll alchemies into the exact area my Operandi had struck. However, if my Operandi inexplicably failed, I merely use my second half of the attack on the Projector. Then, I leap onto a Minecraft Elite, before instantly causing him/her to have a seizure with my knowledge of electrochemical signals, and how to generate them in other beings. I then leap to another one, blowing two Elite heads off with the Hazel Wand as I jump. The Elite I landed on suddenly realizes there is a gaping hole in their chest. Hah.
I realize that I accidentally abandoned the chain I had going, and unleash a torrent of rage on the build projector.
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Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10, 9/11)
Bluh. Scratch that one. Let's try Cheap Sword || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence && Throny Vines)
Hephaetus'es Gate || (Concentrated Life Essence && Picture of Hemera) = ???, (Level ?, 2/?)
I introduce crimson-clad termites to the Ragnum Dei. Giant crimson-clad termites. With laser eyes, that are also crimson. They hate chairs. They hate tables far more, though. Otherwise they're pretty much awesome.
I also make a ring of crimson fires around the Glitch Artifacts. I then make the Crimson fires close in. The Glitch Artifacts burned, burned, and burned. I also use the Slag-Shocker on one of them to soften it up for future attacks.
Afterwards, I use a both a cloned Suicide Seed and a cloned Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer on the Split Projector. Have fun slowly loosing your existence. And dying. Well, I do that, and decapitate a Minecraft Elite.
I use the Spare Tentacle on the most dangerous entity, and then sign the treaty with the Tectrix of the Arbitor. Yes, I own it. I bought it off of an awfully... bloodthirsty fellow in the yellow universe. V2, that is.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
For a minute or two, Kalare's body lays very limply against the Quest Bed (as that is what you put him on), one of the two swords still sticking out of him. Slowly, you draw it out, blood splattering on the floor. Faintly, you can feel the four players of the session you created watching from within their planets, and the remaining Dersites watching from their moon, which has been dragged out of orbit near Lopat. The six white orbs atop their metal pillars begin to faintly glow. Over in Derse, you know the dream self of Kalare is currently on his Sacrificial Slab as well. Just in case. Actually, you can see the Slab from here.
The light from the orbs steadily grows brighter and brighter, to a blindingly bright level. At this, you can see the four new players turn their heads your way, staring at the planet above, at the light. Peering over at Derse, you can see the Slab. As the dream self of mister Erelye appears to have expired now as well, it begins to levitate into the air, a light teal spirograph appearing around the circular Slab. Then, the bloodstained dream self levitates into the air, limbs hanging limply. The spirograph twists and follows him, before encircling the body. The glow from Derse's spirograph becomes unbearable as well, bringing it into the focus of the new players as well. Wait. Navela seems to have revived as well! Good. Not a heroic or just death, you suppose.
Anyhow, the dream corpse of Kalare flys directly into the source of the blinding light.
The light begins to slowly fade from both spirographs as they disappear. You look up at around the same time as the new human players and Navela do. Alas, still only light. All staring, the light slowly disappears. There, floating within the spirograph, glasses lit by the teal light, is Kalare Erelye in Mage of Mind garb.
6/30 Tanker A1
3/10 Foundation Research
I build a bunker to protect players. It is made out of bedrock, with the exception of an iron door.
Bunker: 50000/50000 Door HP
All charges progress!
+1 to Erelye and Piono!
Hahahahahaha.
HAH.
I smash two of the Glitch Artifacts together, then throw an EMP bomb at them!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine Regnum Dei
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: Purge, purge, purge
-Blue's Estate-
Well, no point of you sitting here for a month.
Go run the business.
... are you sure?
No...
But my feelings come second to the good of the galaxy.
So go.
... if you insist. I'll visit when I can... but I have a busy schedule...
And you're going to have to cover for me.
...ugh.
Red moves to get up, only to be interrupted.
By the way.
I haven't forgotten you drugged me.
...sorry.
You better be.
Red scoffs, and leaves the room
-Dreamscape-
A figure appears in the dream.
Um... Hello there... Oh god, this is weird...
Anyways... Blue's a little too tired for interactive dreams right now...
So... how does this work?
He seems to listen to something, then continues.
Okay... sorry if I'm doing this wrong...
Clone of Wilson [NEU]
Special: Has identical stats to Wilson
I alchemize Pipe Organ && Infinity Rune (Ominous) || Amulet 1/???. I suppose I should also alchemize Concentrated Mind Essence && Bottled Void Visink || Quill 1/??? as well, so I do so.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
He stares down for a few seconds. His gaze sweeps over you, coming to rest on his own dead body a meter or two behind. Cold anger appears to radiate from him. He does not show it, but you can certainly feel it. Then, he flash-steps over to the catwalk where Virnul has come to rest. Muttering, he bends down, grabs the body, and smooches Virnul to bring him back to life. Satisfied, he teleports over to you, but not before giving a reassuring nod to Navela. She begins to fly towards the two of you. And, by that, I mean that Erelye is standing three feet away from you, eye slightly twitching.
*>>Now. To attack. And alchemize.
>> WARNING java.lang.nullPointerException() at line 413901 getItemStack(item); at line 901 item = Alchemiter.inventory.items.getitem(1); at line 413 return itemInFirstSlot; at line 314 itemInFirstSlot = punchcard.getCode(1); at line 109 String code = getString(1); && Alchemiter 4/??
>>New Alchemy: All the spells && Wand 1/??
>>New Alchemy: Inverter >o< == Orb of Inversion 1/??
]>>+2 to OPERATION MOTHERSHIP.
<HEX> I pull out the Tachyon Gun and set it to instantaneous fire mode. I then unleash blasts of tachyons at Regnum Dei. Each hits the instant it is fired.
>>Since my prior experiment had an untimely spontaneous existence failure, I expose Regnum Dei to DEADLY LASERS to see what will happen when Regum Dei is exposed to DEADLY LASERS. Unfortunately, it looks like I also hit the Build and Split projectors as well. Sadly enough.
*>>I preview Hexahedron && Fluorite Octet.
*>>I preview Update Terminal && Fluorite Octet.
*>>I think about dice.
*>>With a practiced pseudo-hand and infinite simulation capabilities, I cast the dice of the Fluorite Octet...
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I try to wrench the Build projector off the thingy its attached to.
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I toss my Half-of-One Ring into the air and cut it in half, the half-way invisible energy from the ring protect the next post not in Crimson from the effects of the Glitch.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 30/35
King Dedede: 2/20
He scream
commenting for the heck of it
Nanomag Plasma Rifle: 7/7 Complete! Finally!
My character pulls his/her final product out of the Alchemizer. He/she holds it up and says, "Yes, it's complete. Finally, after all that alchemizing, my greatest weapon yet has beenfinished! It's a shame only I will use it... Hmm, when the Glitch is gone, I may find a way to mass-produce this weapon. But until then..."The black figured grinned again. Finally. The plasma rifle was complete. The figure couldn't wait to use it. The metallic figure had a jealous look on its face.
Hey! I want a cool weapon!
Patience. You'll get one in time.
Fine. Can I go fight now?
I'll tell you when. Just stay here alchemizing for now.
My character puts the rifle in the Duplicator, marks it as a master copy, and uses the machine to make a duplicate to use
him/herselfitself. I realize that the bridging is almost complete, and head to Zone 3, where my increased firepower can be used most effectively. The Zone-3 players are fighting Build, Split, and Regnum Dei when my character runs into the Zone, and...cerbalGuyCG: IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM.cerbalGuyI then attack Split with my Nanomag Plasma Rifle.
(I don't know how to make spoilers work, so sorry about not having an official "Show Pesterlog" option.)
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis