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Orbital Weapons
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini- Bio-Annihlator 2/4

Battlefield: Give Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro a forcefield
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC Regnum Dei
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:

-HMASBC HQ-

>Red: Stop wasting time, and go do business, or whatever it is you do, already.

You never start your day until after you grab a coffee. You would go get it without being instructed , but the voices inside your head were being rude.

>>Agh, you didn't remove OUR spells, you removed HIS spells! PLUS, Prime HEX is in another universe anyway!

>>FINE. But IF we cannot have spells, I want an Echeladder entry/update.

>>*put up a telekinetic shield around SBaHJ*

*>>*deathglare*

*>>But not really.

*>>You say that Regnum Dei has computer systems, eh? Initiating hack.

*>>If/once backdoor is established, take over the systems and shoot them at the Projectors. If not, then just do as much damage to the systems as I can.

*set up a Hard Light Shield around SBaHJ*

*Pick up some guns and blow up Regnum Dei*

WE HAVE HEALTH BARS?!?!?!?! *PANIC WITHOUT RUNNING AROUND AND/OR GETTING IN ANY DANGEROUS SITUATIONS!!!!*

>> WARNING java.lang.nullPointerException() at line 413901 getItemStack(item); at line 901 item = Alchemiter.inventory.items.getitem(1); at line 413 return itemInFirstSlot; at line 314 itemInFirstSlot = punchcard.getCode(1); at line 109 String code = getString(1); && Alchemiter 7/??

>>All the spells && Wand 3/??

>>Inverter >o< == Orb of Inversion 3/(getting number)

]>>+2 to OPERATION MOTHERSHIP.

Chlorine Combuster && Ebola (Zaire Strain) = Chemocide (8/9)

Fluorite Octet && The Holy Bible, New International Version = Jegus' Octet (2/9)

Arcum Dei && Lassa Fever = ??? (1/?)

I build a massive annular wall around Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff with every single square meter of its 5,926.5 m x world height outer surface covered with acid-proof turrets that fire fluoroantimonic acid and chlorine trifluoride, dissolving anything that attacks SBaHJ. If the Sky Army gets in the way of any of my attacks this turn, I deploy EAS tones and maturity-improving memetics, causing all of them to fall into panic but gain the maturity of a thirty-year-old and immediately get over the whole budder/gold thing.

Notice where I'm going with the numbers?

Alright. I'll try putting my main game stuff below the rest.
@Nimble: use my wrench to pull out the Prince's soul and fling it at a group of void clouds.

Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight = Arctic Octet 9/9 DONE again.
Seems like the safest place if you're looking to hide from the Glitch is either the Void or Wilson's mind. (Nimble's quest and mine)
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Nimble: hm... I guess that when you used your ability, it cleared out the walls and replaced them with barriers. And as for the chicken thing, one of Wilson's abilities is to fling the closest enemy high into the air. When he uses it, he says "Goodbye [name of entity flung]!" So, when he followed you out of the area, the closest entity was that chicken so he flung that. By the way, those chickens are REALLY important. They control the effects that happen. I've fixed both of those issues.
@Fseftr: I assume that's Red? Um, hello there. Who are you? A friend of Blue's? No, she wouldn't have friends, ally? I realize this looks... weird. A bunch of foxes and other creatures fighting in this collapsing corrupted area. My mind is pretty messed up, huh? Uh... We're right here... Yeah, we're part of your mind. As interesting as that idea is, I'm afraid it won't really work. Not only are there no neutral summon gems, but having Wilson's stats wouldn't actually be that good. He rarely fights, and when he does, it is indirectly. Collectively, me, Yako, and Guilt are muses. That means, we're the mind's physical representation of parts of a personality. So, if you really wanted to, you could summon another of us.
To Do: 1: Heal Wilson, 2: Protect Zenko/Yako, 3: Break the standing stones, 4: Play the IRM thing

IRM event link:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hrhx9c98vb1m3qo/IRM event 2.zip

HarvesteR upgrades a Kerbal. The Manifestation of Engie deals 6 damage to the Grid stone and burns it. Zenko is unable to act due to being restrained. Yako desperately pulls on the chains, dealing 10 damage to them. The chains surge with power, dealing 7 damage to Zenko and 10 damage to the Mobile Void Portal. It stores a weak copy of the attack. Wilson helps to fix the portal. The Shard of Guilt summons a Dark Emotion. It takes damage from healing, so... possible tactics?

Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 36/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 3 + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 2 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 44/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 2 (Engie_Ninja's... duh)
Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 95.5% integrity - Action: 3 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[6 ENE damage])
When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally.. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%.

[LIGHT] Zenko: 55/70 HP + [ENE] Chains: 15/25 HP - Action: 4 (Restrained)
[SHA] Yako: 58/70 - Action: 5
[NEU] Wilson 23/40 HP

Enemy:
[MAG] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP - Action: 5 (75% damage resistance)
[SHA] Dark Emotion: 50/50 HP - Action: 6 (any healing done on this target is doubled and applied as damage)
[MAG] Grid Stone: 50/57 (burned, 1 damage 1 turn left)
[FIR] Will Stone: 57/57

Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.

Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x1) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.

Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O |
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Main: Roll the Arctic Octet at the Split Projection. Lets see how this works. Second, Arthur breaths beams of energy at any missiles that are aiming at SBAHJ

I warp directly in front of SBaHJ, and say;

"You are an abomination, and aught to, by all laws of Order, by destroyed. That said, you cannot be allowed to fall."

I expand the outer layer of my personal shield to protect them as well, then produce a pair of full-auto 120 millimeter anti-air cannons and start laying down flak for the Fleet to deal with!

All charges progress.

{Allrighty, that sounds fine. On a side note, is there, or do you want there to be, anything preventing player-cooperation and large numbers of LVL10 alchemies to cause hundreds of thousands of damage every turn?}

Oh noooo, my parts! I need them! q_Q


Oh, yeah this might be usefull... Painchimer 1/1 = ??? (1/?)

12/25 MBC-parts. (+2 from TT2000)

+2 to TT2000

I ring the painchimer at whatever part of Regnum Dei got the regeneration, inflicting wither and frozen!
I also trap hella jeff and sweet bro in an dome of ice!

Inventory

>>I dispense all the carrot juice from Regnum Dei telepathically.

<HEX> *Build an infinite cobble generator piston shield thing around SBaHJ*

I use my most powerful special on Regnum Dei.

>> WARNING java.lang.nullPointerException() at line 413901 getItemStack(item); at line 901 item = Alchemiter.inventory.items.getitem(1); at line 413 return itemInFirstSlot; at line 314 itemInFirstSlot = punchcard.getCode(1); at line 109 String code = getString(1); && Alchemiter 8/??

>>All the spells && Wand 4/??

>>Inverter >o< == Orb of Inversion 4/(going finding)

]>>+2 to OPERATION MOTHERSHIP.



Wilsonquest:
Portal: Be in the way. Provide cover for...Whomever in the allied line needs it.
*>>Analyzing potions...*bing* Analysis complete. (What are they?)
I have a summon suggestion for someone.
[NAT]
Healing Growth:
Heal: Heals a target.
Grow: Takes two turns to grow a Wall of Thorns, either as a standalone or as a nature-damage attack. Grow takes only one turn to actually cast.
[NAT]
Wall of Thorns
Passively absorbs one attack aimed at a target. Does some amount of damage to the attacker. Walls stack.

Painchimer 1/1 = ??? (2/?)

13/25 MBC-parts.

+2 to TT2000

Does this mean we are targetable now? Ehehehehehehe... Prepare for SCIENCE!
I shoot a microsoft beam from the low blow into regnum dei!

Inventory

15/50 Operation Mothership

8/30 Tanker A1

5/10 Foundation Research

I give hella jeff and sweet bro some awesome prot 4 thorns 3 armor that reduces damage sustained by 90% and counterattacks for 25% of the initial attack damage.

PS: What would happen if all the players just bunkered down in a bunker at bedrock and let the godmodder, minecraft elites, and glitch fight each other? Wouldnt the glitch kill the godmodder then overload the server enough to crash it and nullify the godmodder's virus?

Quote from Crusher48»

11/50 Operation Mothership

8/30 Tanker A1

5/10 Foundation Research

I give hella jeff and sweet bro some awesome prot 4 thorns 3 armor that reduces damage sustained by 90% and counterattacks for 25% of the initial attack damage.

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=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-31 / 50- Table's End
-6 / 9- Chairheir's Standard
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
Ow, pain is back, owowowowow...
I quickly fire THE OTHER SIDE at myself and injured players, healing them.

Maniac: I was worried about this.... I hit REGNUM DEI with a table, the chairs arch-nemises!

Midna: I summon a Twilight Shield around Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, questioning what these... things are.

ACT 1!

It wasn't mentioned that the Orb of Finale was one-time only at any point, though considering the source it's not unreasonable. The question is, IS it one-time only?

Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10, 11/11) Cha-ching!
Cheap Sword || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence && Throny Vines) = Cheap Sword || Vine of Light = Hemera's Thorn (Level 4: 3/5)
Hephaestus' Gate || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence) = Hemera's Gate (Level 10: 3/11)
Loom time. Excalibleep ~~~ Loom.

I use Psi Lifeup W, healing all of the wounded allies, myself included.

I also scrounge up the bridge from act 2 and rush as much of the material as possible to make a wall for SBaHJ's defense. I then make a wall of obsidian for them as well.

Lastly, I whip out the raw, concentrated awesome that is my newest weapon, Excalibleep. I then introduce it's awesome, powerful cryo-laser action to Ragnum Dei.

Do I post in this color? Do I repost my old post? Questions?

/nullpost

Alchemies
Chlorine Combuster && Ebola (Zaire Strain) = Chemocide (Complete)
Fluorite Octet && The Holy Bible, New International Version = Jegus' Octet (3/9)
Arcum Dei && Lassa Virus = ??? (2/?) (Lassa virus is the arenavirus that causes Lassa fever. Thought I'd clear that up.)

Action
I infect any biological parts of Regnum Dei with ebola virus disease and Lassa hemorrhagic fever. I attack the projector with the least health by test-firing Chemocide at it 3,589 times. If the Sky Army tries to stop me, I infect every single one of their Minecraft avatars with ebola and Lassa fever.

Arrrg! I meant to attack the Split Projector!

I read section 4.1 of the GameFAQ guide. I also shoot the Split Projector with my plasma rifle and deploy computercraft turtles to build a shieldbof carbon-nanotube alloy around SBaHJ, which will retract once their charge is complete.

Meanwhile, back at the Alchemetizer Cave, my robot drone the metallic figure previews Computer & Nanomag Plasma Rifle and does Carbon Nanogel ~~ Military Armor.

{I ͠H͢AVE̴ NO̕TH̡ING ̵TO ̡F́E̷ÀR ̶FR̀OM͠ LO҉S̕I͡NG͏ T̴H̡AT̶ HÉAL̛T̛H.҉ I ̴A̢M, AF̸TER͟ ͘A҉L̸L, ̵CU͞R͘R͡E̡N͜T͜ĻY̡ AN͝ ͟EN̴TIT̸Y̛.}͝

Overworld: The shard uses Consume on the Split Projector. Various gray tendrils, lagging slightly due to the glitch, impale into the projector, catching on the internal components, before tugging outwards, pulling all manner of parts out into the open. A pulse echoes over the parts, as they disintegrate. More tendrils swarm contemplatively, then reach for the Build Projector in an attempt to damage it too.

Ugh, I hate using a colour that isn't me.

Dreamscape: I also assume that that is Red. "Actually, as a matter of fact, he's her brother. Or something. Hmm... What exactly happened to Blue?" I interject then ask, using Heavy Metal on the Grid Stone. Now that I think about it, I should have made the fire DoT and metal armor syphon scale with bonus attack damage.

==Actions==

My character: I read section 4.2 of the GameFAQs guide. Also, I change my chumhandle to appliedEnergist (AE) and shoot the Split Projector with my Plasma Rifle.

Robot Drone: I combine whatever I just created in the loom with Computer like this: WhatICreated ~~ Computer and I pull out a CHEAP SENSOR and do Cheap Sensor & Applied Phlebontium = Everything Sensor. Also, I am Great! I am Great!

==Roleplay==

My character sees Midna and says, "Who. The. Gorilla. Is. She." He/She then asks Maniac, "Who is she and how did she end up in Minecraftia. However she is, she seems to be your friend."

STORYEDIT: Yeah that piece of dialogue was stupid.

Alchemies
Fluorite Octet && The Holy Bible, New International Version = Jegus' Octet (4/9)
Arcum Dei && Lassa Virus = ??? (3/?) (Lassa virus is the arenavirus that causes Lassa fever. Thought I'd clear that up.)
Fluorite Octet && Polonium-210 = ??? (1/9) (assuming level 8 for all octets)

Action
I use the Unicoder to perform a buffer overflow exploit on the projector with the least health, allowing me to force it to execute this piece of INTERbolge-Unicode (remember that?) code:

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This causes the projector to begin rapidly deleting all of its files.

Dice Roll
I roll the Far East Octet at Regnum Dei. If the Sky Army interferes, I spray them down with fluoroantimonic acid and chlorine trifluoride.

==Actions==

Everything Sensor: 2/??

My character: I shoot the Build Projector. Also I read section 4.3 of the guide.

Robot Drone: I just drink some beer. It fuels my batteries. The robot checked its fuel level. It was dangerously low. God, when was the last time he replenished it? He had been doing stuff in the cave for days. Guess time flew fast in Minecraftia. He pulled out a bottle, tipped i back, and drank the entire thing. Instantly he felt the torpor of sobriety leave him as his batteries recharged. "Ahhhhhhhh. That's better."