I realize that the Glitch causes chaos. I have a sword that can generate and take away chaos. I use the sword to negate some of the Glitch's effects, or at least some of the unpredictable things it's doing.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: Use my spoil on Regnum Dei
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-HMASBC HQ-
>Be Red
You don't think red is a natural skin tone... Oh, wait, the codenames, right.
You are now [Redacted], also, but not really, known as Red. As was not previously mentioned it is not your BIRTHDAY. A number of BILLION DOLLAR pieces of furniture are scattered about your office. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for INCREDULOUSLY EXPENSIVE THINGS. You like to write and you are ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AT IT, or so you tell youself. You have a fondness for THE MAGICAL ARTS, and are CEO and half owner of a SHIP BUILDING MONOPOLY. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
magic amulet OR Battlefield's excess magical background energy 1/11 (there's tons of it, believe me.)
I finish the Mind's Eye
5/11 for Traho
Hank pulls out an automatic grenade launcher, and unloads so many explosions.
You don't even know.
When he finishes, Regnum Dei can no longer move because all the grenades explosion has dug it into a hole.
The mecha continue wrecking the glitch artifacts.
And now...
For something completely different!
Side-quest Start (will not be in battle update, nor will people other than me, serpent, erelye and aegis be able to participate. No one else knows where we are, and since we're still in slip space, no one has any way of tracing us either.)
It had been a week or two since the conflict on the fourth wall. Shortly after leaving there had been massive shockwaves of energy, Eric had begun looking worried. Upon questioning, he had explained to the others that he had left Eternis to watch over present The_Serpent in case piono came back. Eternis should have reported back by now, and Eric was worried that piono might have somehow managed to defeat or even kill him.
Eternis had managed to get a message through, informing Eric that serpent was okay, but that Eternis was wounded thanks to the OP King's knowledge of Eternis's powers. Eric had calmed down after that, and everyone had gotten to know each other a bit more. Eric had brought everyone together and explained that the new IUPC actually had six members currently, the list being Eric himself, Sanford, Deimos, Astria, Kalare and, to Astria and Kalare's surprise, Vriska Serket.
Either way, not a lot was happening. They were still in what Eric and Jason called slip-space, apparently not in the void proper, as if halfway inside several of the various different universes entangled in the Godcraft event. The last leg of the journey through the void proper wasn't going to begin for another day or so.
But now, he had called everyone together, and this time, the captain of the ship, the rather unusual man who went by Jason, was with them. (Eric and Jason knew each other from a minor cross-over event involving daleks, a group of mercenaries known as Tagon's Toughs, and squad of injured Spartans)
Deimos tries to sneak a light as Sanford walks in, but Sanford, with a feeling of routine, grabs the cigarette and throws crushes it in his hand. Alright Eric, you're not much one for formal gatherings, what's up?
Eric grins. Well, I've decided that since we're forming the IUPC again, we should reinstate the most popular tradition that it used to have. I want to throw a big Christmas bash.
Deimos does a fist pump and Sanford shrugs. Don't see why not. But how are we going to do it? This is a war ship. There's no Christmas decorations on board.
Deimos grins mischievously, We get creative. In fact, I've already got some ideas... Erm... Perhaps I should say I don't have the slightest idea what this 'Christmas' is. I am an alien, remember? yes, wh/\t is this christm/\s thing? do tell.
Eric facepalms Oh! I'm sorry, your races just have so much of the standard Earth culture that I forget there's certain parts you guys have no idea about. Christmas is a holiday, there's a whole religious background to it, but it doesn't really matter right now. Basically Christmas is a time for festivity where everyone sort of decorates and enjoys spending time together doing fun things. A lot of preparation goes into it, and it comes to a head on Christmas Eve, when there's a really big party, during which everyone gives gifts to others they know. I suppose that's the basic overview of it. Considering that this ship comes from a universe based off of Earth, there should probably be some old Christmas stories or videos somewhere onboard. The races you are talking about have very prestigious histories with quite a few holidays quite different from the Earthen ones you practice. However, you can clearly see I am not going to get into them right this moment. As such, I think you are going to have to show me what you mean in the matter of decorations and social entertainment. hmmm. sounds odd. of course, trolls were never /\ festive species. trolls think p/\rties /\re stupid gener/\lly. /\nd religion doesn't re/\lly exist except to the empress. /\nd the purple blood's cult. I should also say I am expecting a visitor. That visitor happens to be me, in a later point of this timeline. How do I know this? He is already here. Right behind me.
Everyone can clearly see there is nobody behind Kalare. In normal circumstances, with people who are not us, he would be written off as completely and utterly insane. However, there is a faint flicker of violet light for a second as he reach behind himself.
I will not be here long. I already know how this goes anyway. Just allow me to borrow myself for a few moments.
At that, this Mage of Mind robed Erelye drags his past self over to behind a wall. After a few minutes, there is a flash, and the current one returns, holding a letter sealed with a wax seal, the letters UASG marked upon them. Of course, this stands for the Unified Aeronedian State of Grayhold, which is the technical name of Grayhold Citadel, if not for Kalare's current control over the place. Well, it is still a unified Aeronedian state, so not 'if not for,' but 'concealed because Kalare dislike modern titles.'
I apologize for the abrupt appearance and disappearance of my future self, and for the interruption. However, that was quite important, though I did not get to learn what lies in the future, sadly. What were we talking about?
...Erm... This holiday thing.
What are we doing, exactly? I have do not know how this holiday is celebrated, nor whether I actually wish to celebrate it, as it sounds quite... odd. I do not really see the importance of a singular holiday. It is not as if these things are common. In fact, tomorrow night is the beginning of the enquier of Nox Tenebris. Then again, if it would make everybody happy, then I shall at the very least attempt to celebrate in a way I am capable of doing without accidentally inciting the anger of multiple psychopathic murderers.
Eric shrugs at Astria's comment. Not in the version you're from. I've been to several different troll planets in my long career, as far as I can tell, that's mostly Scratch's doing. Trolls and humans have a near identical psychology really.
Then future Kalare shows up, startling Deimos, who reaches for his gun before recognizing Kalare,
While he's distracted, Sanford grabs the pack of cigarettes out of his coat pocket, before taking the one he has in his hand. Deimos. You know you're supposed to be cutting the habit. Fine mother. It got you killed once already.
Deimos shrugs as Kalare comes back. Well, the holiday itself isn't so important anymore. It's more the excuse to take time to let loose and enjoy hanging out with your buddies.
Eric nods. Christmas is significant because it was the only holiday that a vast majority could agree upon. Its celebrated in quite a few non Earth standard universes, and by a majority in those. And even in those places that don't have it, most have holidays that correspond to it. We figured it must be significant in whatever the real world is. Remember, we are technically fictional characters. My guess would be that the holiday you just mentioned is probably one of said corresponding holidays. In essence, its basically the only official holiday for the IUPC.
Sanford places a hand on Eric's shoulder. Slow down there. I get you're excited. Am I really that obvious? I haven't seen you smile like that since I met you. You're also chattering a bit. Ah. My apologies. But yeah, if you want to know some of the cultural references, Deimos could take you down to the computers to try and drag something up. Sure thing! Very well. Show me these... cultural references. Then, I think we may be able to begin.
Alright then, you two follow me, let's head to the archives.
Sanford shrugs and follows Deimos, Eric stays behind to talk with Jason for a bit.
Sorry I'm late, something funny's going on in the Void. I'll fill you in later, but you called?
Jason starts walking in the direction that the others took off, prompting Eric to follow.
Eric stops Jason, and in the hallway, quickly explains what they plan to do.
Deimos, Sanford, Astria and Kalare reach the computer archives room.
Deimos walks over to the computer and immediately finds a large number of old Earth things on Christmas. Hold on Deimos. Half this stuff isn't going to make sense to them. I think it might be better explai-
By that point Deimos already has A Peanut's Christmas Carol playing on one of the secondary monitors.
((I really, really hate this bloody stupid editor. If there's some strange formatting, its because I can't fix text position and pronouns without having to completely redo all other formatting.))
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN THREE=
=CHARGE=
-30 / 50- Table's End
-5 / 9- Chairheir's Standard
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I shoot up more GLITCH ARTIFACTS using THE OTHER SIDE.
If the artifacts are dead, I complete the bridging.
If the bridge is done, I shoot at RAGNUM DEI.
>> WARNING java.lang.nullPointerException() at line 413901 getItemStack(item); at line 901 item = Alchemiter.inventory.items.getitem(1); at line 413 return itemInFirstSlot; at line 314 itemInFirstSlot = punchcard.getCode(1); at line 109 String code = getString(1); && Alchemiter 6/??
>>All the spells && Wand 2/??
>>Inverter >o< == Orb of Inversion 2/??
]>>+2 to OPERATION MOTHERSHIP.
I use ...Hmm, Draw lvl 10 on Regnum Dei.
>>Ooh, MASHY SPIKE PLATE! *mash* *mash* *mash* *ash* *trash* Darn, I liked mashing the projectors.
*>>Me, stop being facetious. Epic Arcane Bombardment Regnum Dei/Projectors.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Alright then. Arthur flings all three of the Glitch Artifacts into the Ragnum Dei. And.. ugh. Could I formatted stuff down below red and it is really annoying.
+2 to Zirithos Could I ask for an exception to using this red text? Using it has the chance to turn all my formatting down below red, which is really annoying. Also, notice how the 2nd part of the top doesn't make sense? I was saying this same thing there, but the editor bugged out and now I'm afraid to touch it. @Nimble: Spinning circle throw on the Prince.
Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight = Arctic Octet 9/9 DONE
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Netpatham: Interesting... It took me a while to evaluate this. Added! Note that 1% = 1 HP. Also, -3 max hp to each stone. Huh? Do you mean us? Or Mr. Guilt face?
To Do: 1: Heal Wilson, 2: Protect Zenko/Yako, 3: Break the standing stones, 4: Play the IRM thing
HarvesteR deals 10 damage to the Alchemy Stone and the Manifestation of Engie deals 5 damage to it. Having no stored attacks, the Void Portal attacks the Alchemy Stone, dealing a boosted 5 damage. Zenko and Yako spin around each other, creating a ball of flashing light that looks like a YinYang symbol. It slams into the Alchemy Stone and cracks it into fragments. Laiko! This is a place to be proud of! You are brilliant! Brewing is a fine art which you've mastered! Don't listen to the Shard. Your past mistake is done. You can let it go. Wilson looks down pensively. The Shard is now attackable, but is still strong. He also spends some time fixing the Void Portal. Ergh, you will suffer! You must! The Shard flings chains of energy at Zenko, restraining him. Ergh... No! You- you... lemming? I don't know. Still, let him go! The chains deal damage to a random ally and Zenko each turn. 10 ENE damage to be exact. It first hits the Manifestation of Engie.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 36/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 4 + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 44/80 HP + Armor [MET] 0/10 HP - Action: 2 (Engie_Ninja's... duh) Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns) [SHA] Mobile Void Portal: 100% integrity - Action: 3 (Netpatham's, Stored attacks:[none]) When hit by an attack, it still takes damage from the attack but stores a weaker version. Can cover an ally.. Using a stored attack drains 2.5%. Attacks can be consumed to restore % by a third of its damage. Regains 2.5% per turn. Allied characters can restore 3%. Basic attack = deal 3 SHA damage and lose 5%.
[LIGHT] Zenko: 55/70 HP + [ENE] Chains: 25/25 HP - Action: 4 (Restrained)
[SHA] Yako: 58/70 - Action: 5
[NEU] Wilson 22/40 HP
Enemy:
[MAG] Shard of Guilt: ???/??? HP (75% damage resistance)
[MAG] Grid Stone: 57/57
[FIR] Will Stone: 57/57
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x1) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | O |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | . |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | O | X | X | . | O | O |
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All of the heavily glitched areas of the Battlefield are sectioned off from each other! They can't interact with each other. If you don't understand what I'm saying, just know that the Glitch Artifacts are incapable into heading into Regnum Dei's Zone.
I can't really offer an exception... Something I can do, however, is a suggestion: have your Battlefield actions move to the end of your post. That way, there won't be anything below them and nothing else will turn red. The Glitch won't affect your Sidequest.
@NP: Wait which one? Serpent's is RGB 57/122/18, or a hex of 397a12. Not that Terminal will work anymore, or this particular shade of green?
According to my calculations we only need 2 more bridging, so I take a giant pixel 2 structure and place it onto the bridge, followed by a giant pixel 1 structure. If there are Artifacts they just explode instead. I then collect the Server Chip if I can. I then look at the Minecraft Elites and point out to them that they are in fact outgunned, outnumbered, and abandoned. Do they *really* want to mess with us? The Players, direct descendants of some of the most powerful Minecraftians that ever existed? It's their funeral, not ours. Whatever. If they don't react I just rush in, use Double Midnight, and cleave straight through them with the full power of a setting sun. Or rather, a Sunsetter.
Void's Roguewands >Fine 7/7 I decide to write "A Death Note that only works on Minecraft Elites." I then write out the deaths of some Minecraft Elites in it. Hm, fascinating, death by the Operator. What's that? The first, and not our current one? Oh joy, I always wanted that virus to return! Ooh, and a death by Binary! The first one, as well! Let's see... And so on. Or rather after those two I write "Death by me just lighting this Death Note on fire and tossing it into some Elites. It Death Note then explodes in their faces, shoving them into the Glitch Artifacts at high speeds."
Fluorite Wandthrower (Level 8: 7/9)
Five Alarm Hot Sauce 10/11
You actually only need 1 more Bridging! 6,000 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
The Minecraft Elites are prepared to fight for their country, and for their world! You know, you all REALLY aren't doing a good job of making yourselves not enemies of the world. Fighting directly against the troops that have trained to save the world and represent the salvation of the human race isn't painting a very good picture for you!
Death is busy with all the causalities and fatalities that have sprung up thanks to the war and is too busy to process Death Notes!
Wow... I think I forgot to make that alchemy go through at all! Here:
Void's Roguewands > Fine = Thorns of Oglogoth (Level 6: 7/7)
THORNS OF OGLOGOTH: The needles seem to shiver with the dark desires of The Deep One. Any sane adventurer would cast these instruments of the occult into the Furthest Ring and forget they ever existed.
I'll have you know that there's a vanilla copy of MinecraftTM on my desktop, so I go spelunking in the so////////////////////////
Okay, I'm nulling your 7 10-post charges. You've had those in place since Act 2. Feel free to remove them. Additionally, you'd better deploy your 2 50-post charges soon or I'll null those too. Because, as stated by the OP:
III. ENTITY RULES:
1. If you try to charge an entity for longer than the maximum limit, your charge will fail.
2. Once an entity is killed, it cannot be resummoned.
3. Any entities from the first thread cannot be resummoned. Something as broad as a Sentry Gun, though, is an exception.
4. If you summon entities one after the other, their overall power will be slightly weaker than normal. Counteract this by not spamming entities.
5. The maximum amount you can boost your charge by each post is 1 point. If you have a 20-post charge and boost the meter by 2 each post, that will act as a 10-post charge!
6. You can assist fellow players' charges by boosting them by one point each one of your posts. They have to be in the same faction as you, though!
7. You cannot remove charge points from any player, regardless of faction.
8. At any given time, you can only charge 3 entities/attacks, assist 2 individual charges, and make 3 alchemies.
9. You cannot store an entity once you complete its charge. When you complete the entity, it should go on the Battlefield that exact day. Exceptions can be made, though. PM me if you have a question!
10. You cannot create a charge with no express purpose in mind, just to save it up. If you are charging, it should to be to summon an entity from the moment you start charging it.
Yes, that counts for charged attacks too. Really, I've been lenient in enforcing that rule.
I quickly place down the final block on the bridge, as well as throw the Glitch Artifacts into the Nether. ...Wait! I'm Midna! Why is my text crimson?
Twin said so. (MANIAC) I pour water on the projectors, shortening them out.
4,000 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
The Projectors aren't REALLY projectors. They function like the hard-light projectors that Bill and GLaDOS have: they create a corporeal image using coding.
"Oh dear. It appears that the infinite server power of GodCraft allows the Glitch to start slipping through into the real world. So much for keeping it contained in the server." In a desperate attempt at damage control, I mobilize the SCP Foundation (in-server, the IRL SCP foundation either does not exist or has not engaged yet) against the glitch by classifying it as a Keter class object.
IRL Integrity: 99% (going down by 1% per round).
1/10 Foundation Research
The Glitch, as of right now, is only affecting GodCraft! It's not affecting any other universes... not yet, anyway. The IRL Integrity is removed.
By the way, Crusher, I've been meaning to ask you: what's your Minecraft username? If not that, what's your Minecraft skin? I'd like to know because I'm going to be drawing most of the players of this game in a project that I'm doing in Adobe Photoshop.
You quickly materialize a massive blood-red door! Banging noises and shrieks can be heard from the other side of it... You take a key and open it, then duck for cover. In the blink of an eye, a gigantic abomination hurtles from the door and lunges towards Regnum Dei, aggressing it! Shrieking and wailing, it carves into the throne, dealing 15,000 damage to its Shields! It then looks at you, and you can make out at least five sets of eyes. Begrudgingly, it moves back into the door, which disappears.
MY INVENTORY
@Erelye: Chapter 29: Whispers from Beyond.
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): Yeah. Also, it seems as if when I use Elemental Tri-Beam, I am able to fit through a hole in the walls of the map. Afterwards, Laiko comes over and says "Goodbyte Trigger." I have noticed that the Chickens are named Trigger. Anyway... HarvestR, use Infusment on the Super Kerbal.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Ah. Well, then.
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: Cosmic Glitch. Hello. This is Narrator, now with SAFETEXT™. Glyphs rain down upon Regnum Dei... They are awfully familiar... A glitchy, crimson cube stumbles downward, floating on top of Regnum Dei. Teteriminos layer it's surface. Many are scratched, beaten, or bruised. But it seems to not be the Original. Possibly a clone, a failed experiment... Or a manifestation of the Scratching itself. Ancient runes that predate all form downwards, coating Regnum Dei. Glitchy visions come into view. Ones of incompatibility. Ones of disjointed Physics and Code attempting to meet. Runes pour out of the Silver Eye. They coat the red block. Gerbil switches Java Smash to Mode: Java. Submode: Bugfix. The skill of every programmer known in existence surrounds Regnum Dei and the unstable object. The giant red cube morphs. It's 3 dimensions split into a fourth. Which is not supported. Meteors spew forth from long-gone General Protection Faults. Time stops, and everything lags. But, this is a lag not due to terrible computers of less-than-optimal RAM. This is lag from faulty programming. The Source Code of Reality breaks down. Multiversial portals open and close. And, a giant glitch blinds all. After everyone re-awakens, chaos ensues. Cave Johnson has came here from Universe B's past. A glitchy vision of Doc Scratch flickers, defying the Scratch. But, the Scratch Doctor is not really here. Actually, isn't he everywhere? Godmodders Past shriek in terror. All falls into Chaos. But, some time later, order immerges. The red hexahedron-like structure has disappeared. In time, Cave Johnson has gotton a new supply of Convection Gel. Doc Scratch is re-armed with a makeshift Deudly Magnum. The past Godmodders, all destroyed by The Godmodder, rally up. Cave Johnson sprays the Gel everywhere, all over Build-X, Split-X, and Regnum Dei. Doc Scratch fires, much like the Scratch's Manor start event. But, this time there are unlimited Cueballs, and no charge bar. The Godmodders all use their power against Regnum Dei in all ways possible. As each finish, they disappear in a blinding, runic light...
I pick up Ragnum Dei, slam him into several walls, throw him on the floor, punch him in the face repeatedly, then yell "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU???"
Regnum Dei is the most massive, most awesome throne you could ever imagine. It's armed to the teeth with deadly weaponry, computer systems, several hot tubs, a carrot juice bar, and thrusters ripped from a space shuttle. It was Split's throne back in Act 2. You remember Split, right? He was the guy who would type in red text in my posts. ...He's dead now.
I don't like to talk about him.
Anyways, Regnum Dei is more of an "it" than a "he".
... A chair. You are talking to a chair. The other Players stare at you a little bit apprehensively, except for Ire, who just silently judges you for hurting a chair.
I decide to pick up my refined Roguewands and fuse them with the limitless possibility of a Lord of Hope. I then realize that there's a clear path to victory and rush at the Split Projector, attempt to loot Oblivion's Destroyer from Piono if I can for the ironies, and then cut straight through it with either Oblivion's Destroyer or a written up Oblivion's Guardian.
Fluorite Wandthrowers 8/9
Five Alarm Hot Sauce 11/11 ...Welp. I don't really think that this is a good idea, but here goes. I down the Hot Sauce and promptly become Fiesta I_G_U. I note the complete lack of ethnic clothing and proceed to Belly of the Whale on Regnum Dei, stop just before it reaches my mouth, and punch it into the Split Projector.
Refined Roguewands && Orb of Hope 1/??
8,000 damage to the Split Projector!
FIVE ALARM HOT SAUCE: A potent glass of red sauce. It sure looks like it packs a wallop. It is described as having the flavor of intense pain.
Without a second thought, you down the Hot Sauce. An incredible transmutation takes place. insert_generic_username has turned into Fiesta I_G_U! Thankfully, there is no ethnic clothing to be had. In your heightened state, you deal 7,000 damage to Regnum Dei's Shields and the Split Projector!
Thorns of Oglogoth && Orb of Hope = Toy Wand (Level 1: 1/2)
BONZO'S OCTET: A set of eight black D8s. They chuckle with the power of Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, and harness the power of the Sumerian writing style.
I gather up a bunch of SkyDoesMinecraft fanboys by burning a squid, causing all of them to come to me and start praising me. I give all of them fully enchanted golden armor, which they promptly take. After they gear up, I command them to rush Split and Build's projectors.
All the fanboys rush Split-X and Build-X and are promptly decimated by them.
While the fanboys are rushing them, I roll Bonzo's Octet and the Far East Octet at Split-X's projector and Build-X's projector respectively.
The fanboys instantly rage at you and kill you because you gave them golden armor instead of butter armor! You have disgraced teh bwahdah, and are now an enemy of the Sky Army! Prepare for random attacks to get blocked until their rage calms down.
2-8-2-2-2-7-2-8
A massive crystal ball appears and the number 2 falls out of it, dealing 5,000 damage to the Split Projector!
I think we should limit the dice-rolling to one per post.
I hate having to leave my proper and formal text usage for recording, but I suppose I can always just repair the text when I compile all of this later.
@tazz HEY!!! HANDS OFF MY STUFF!!!
Everyone using red font color, that is not correct. To find crimson, click more colors, then the 'named' tab up on top of the box. Crimson is in the second row. This is the color your text should be.
I finish the magic amulet
8/9 for the Mind's Eye
4/11 for Traho
Hank, realizing that the minecraft elites are pretty much screwed (being players WITHOUT enough power to survive. Fortunately, Hank is not a player, although he's worried that might make him susceptible to the entity glitching) decides to be more productive.
He rushes into challenge three guns ablaze, with an M240 in one hand and well, the other part of the M1 in the other, that thing's pretty big.
Anyway, he unloads every round from that sucker into the split projector, runs out of ammo after a couple of seconds, runs past the projector, slamming the empty M240 through it, then smashing it with Emerald Nova in staff form, jumping up on top of it, turning Emerald Nova into its gun form, putting the muzzle of the gun right on top of the split projector and unloading every round right into it. He smashes the split projector again with the staff mode a few times for good measure afterwards too.
He then backs off, leaving a present: copious amounts of C4 on the entirety of the stupid throne thing.
Meanwhile, at the gap, the bridgers stop bridging, instead, they fall back.
The mechas are still useful though. They unleash another wave of high explosives into the glitch artifacts.
Voltron and the other sword mechas smash their way through all the glitch artifacts again.
The X-Wings and Y-wings make another pass, this time unloading their cargo of proton torpedoes into the glitch artifacts.
A magic ring appears in the sky above the glitch artifacts, supported by a mage circle somewhere else currently obscured by the glitching.
Out of the massive ring of magic comes a hailstorm of destructive spells, fire, thunder, ice, hail, lava, acid, poison, air blasts, boulders, everything.
All of that culminates with an enormous barrage of magic missiles, and then the magic ring itself explodes, doing even more damage to the glitch artifacts.
Indeed. I probably should specify the hex color with these from now on, but for this one, it's already been said.
MAGIC AMULET: A bronze crystal amulet with some magical powers. What did you expect?
8,000 damage to the Split Projector! The Emerald Nova deals an additional 13,000 damage!
Well, wouldn't you have known I would have helped as many teammates as legal? My higher beings, you're a real litgenie, aren't y/// / //
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution// / /y wine!
I wield some Physguns akimbo, using them to grab some random pieces of code and smash them into the Godmodder place them back to their original spots, thereby increasing the Environment Integrity.
If this is what I'll be doing, then this might be even fun.
Fluorite Octet && The Holy Bible, New International Version = ??? (1/9)
I coat the entire bridge, including the sides, with Teflon, telekinetically move one of my (not fully filled) tanks of fluoroantimonic acid over the Glitch Artifacts and open the outflow valve. The Glitch Artifacts are promptly dissolved by the deluge of 3,141 cubic meters of fluoroantimonic acid.
GLYPHIC OCTET: A set of maroon eight D8s. They glow with the power of the Deseret alphabet.
You raise the newly forged Manipuleightr and its cursor glows with a green light! Energies in its rod glow and the environment around Regnum Dei changes, creating a massive green hand! It fires a beam of the energy of creation at the throne, dealing 15,000 damage to the Shields!
TWINBUILDER'S HOODIE: A green sweatshirt with a hood that flows like the one worn by god tiers.
CUERIKEN: A set of throwing stars emblazoned with the images of pool balls. There's one larger than the rest that is pure white. It seems to control the others.
Ithen comtinue trying to raise the Player Integrerity.
Sweet Tooth 6/7
Ender's Portaltop 5/7
Amethyst-top ~~~ Loom
Anti-Glich Subatomic Bomb 9/10!
9,000 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
Amethyst-Top ~~~ Loom = Gem Watchtop
GEM WATCHTOP: An amethyst watch. The click of a button allows it to activate a CPU inside of it and display a holographic and fully interactive computer.
...Why are we focusing on Regnum Dei when it wasn't even all that relevant? Whatever. I just write up a portal and proceed to throw a Spader at Regnum Dei, when all of a sudden a giant luck-draining blast hits the Spader, draining its pips bit still leaving it as a giant die with a ludicrous amount of sides. It then smacks straight into the chair, overturning it. The hidden weapons in its frame then activate, shooting up the Glitch Artifacts.
Hope's Lordwands 2/??
Fluorite Wandthrowers 9/9 I decide to use the Octet Breakers for this and channel their incredible powers into these wands, when suddenly a bunch of egg timer-equipped versions of me appear, and I decide to make my first test of their power, shooting a beam straight into the egg timer, breaking it. I then shoot the Split Projector with them.
Miniature Green Sun && Galleons Mortar 1/??
I didn't want this to be a complete repeat of the first Shatter, which would be just another bar to raise (like the Pit). I'd like the challenges to be mostly different, and I'm also focusing on Regnum Dei BECAUSE it wasn't that relevant! It's its time to shine!
4,000 damage to the Shields! As I've specified, different zones cannot interact with each other.
FLUORITE WANDTHROWERS: A set of fluorite wands that seem to cast spells in a similar way to the Fluorite Octet. They can harness the power of nearly any octet, however.
9,000 damage to the Split Projector!
Miniature Green Sun && Galleons Mortar = Tumor-Ticker (Level 10: 1/11)
In all actuality, I think we need to develop an English-esque text color pulsation device. Could be useful in this kind of event.
Anyhow, I cast Woegothics on the Split Projector, and proceed to drive my twelve Beta troll alchemies into the exact area my Operandi had struck. However, if my Operandi inexplicably failed, I merely use my second half of the attack on the Projector. Then, I leap onto a Minecraft Elite, before instantly causing him/her to have a seizure with my knowledge of electrochemical signals, and how to generate them in other beings. I then leap to another one, blowing two Elite heads off with the Hazel Wand as I jump. The Elite I landed on suddenly realizes there is a gaping hole in their chest. Hah.
You lack the necessary Sacred Items to execute the command!
The grimdark alchemies deal 12,000 damage to the Split Projector!
5,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite! The other Elites are ready for your Hazel Wand and quickly weave out of the way of its attacks, countering with their own special code-based machines! However, they promptly get corrupted and render the whole area a glitchy mess!
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10, 9/11)
Bluh. Scratch that one. Let's try Cheap Sword || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence && Throny Vines)
Hephaetus'es Gate || (Concentrated Life Essence && Picture of Hemera) = ???, (Level ?, 2/?)
I introduce crimson-clad termites to the Ragnum Dei. Giant crimson-clad termites. With laser eyes, that are also crimson. They hate chairs. They hate tables far more, though. Otherwise they're pretty much awesome.
I also make a ring of crimson fires around the Glitch Artifacts. I then make the Crimson fires close in. The Glitch Artifacts burned, burned, and burned. I also use the Slag-Shocker on one of them to soften it up for future attacks.
Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence && Thorny Vines = Vine of Light (Level 4)
Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence = Concentrated Light Essence (Level 3)
Cheap Sword || Vine of Light = Hemera's Thorn (Level 4: 1/5)
Hephaestus' Gate || Concentrated Light Essence = Hemera's Gate (Level 10: 1/11)
8,500 damage to Regnum Dei's Shields!
3,000 damage to both Glitch Artifacts! One of them is inflicted with the Slag debuff!
I clone a Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer. Afterwards, I use a both a cloned Suicide Seed and a cloned Kelvin Kamikaze Kontainer on the Split Projector. Have fun slowly loosing your existence. And dying. Well, I do that, and decapitate a Minecraft Elite.
For a minute or two, Kalare's body lays very limply against the Quest Bed (as that is what you put him on), one of the two swords still sticking out of him. Slowly, you draw it out, blood splattering on the floor. Faintly, you can feel the four players of the session you created watching from within their planets, and the remaining Dersites watching from their moon, which has been dragged out of orbit near Lopat. The six white orbs atop their metal pillars begin to faintly glow. Over in Derse, you know the dream self of Kalare is currently on his Sacrificial Slab as well. Just in case. Actually, you can see the Slab from here.
The light from the orbs steadily grows brighter and brighter, to a blindingly bright level. At this, you can see the four new players turn their heads your way, staring at the planet above, at the light. Peering over at Derse, you can see the Slab. As the dream self of mister Erelye appears to have expired now as well, it begins to levitate into the air, a light teal spirograph appearing around the circular Slab. Then, the bloodstained dream self levitates into the air, limbs hanging limply. The spirograph twists and follows him, before encircling the body. The glow from Derse's spirograph becomes unbearable as well, bringing it into the focus of the new players as well. Wait. Navela seems to have revived as well! Good. Not a heroic or just death, you suppose.
Anyhow, the dream corpse of Kalare flys directly into the source of the blinding light.
The light begins to slowly fade from both spirographs as they disappear. You look up at around the same time as the new human players and Navela do. Alas, still only light. All staring, the light slowly disappears. There, floating within the spirograph, glasses lit by the teal light, is Kalare Erelye in Mage of Mind garb.
9,000 damage to the Split Projector! It will slowly fade from the timeline, taking 10,000 damage a turn!
The Spare Tentacle constricts Regnum Dei, but due to the entity's massive size, its attack stat is only hampered, not negated!
{Ok, so Twin, I bothered to figure it out, and 150,000+ damage actually makes sense for the Infused version of the RPLS-SH, given that it is basically firing twelve level ten alchemies and a fifty post charge. The same could be accomplished using just the alchemies and the standard ten-post RPLS-SH shell.}
All c///m!
Well, keep in mind that the power of charges is sort of weakened at this point! It probably wouldn't deal THAT much... But around that.
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine Regnum Dei
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape: Below
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: Purge, purge, purge
-Blue's Estate-
Well, no point of you sitting here for a month.
Go run the business.
... are you sure?
No...
But my feelings come second to the good of the galaxy.
So go.
... if you insist. I'll visit when I can... but I have a busy schedule...
And you're going to have to cover for me.
...ugh.
Red moves to get up, only to be interrupted.
By the way.
I haven't forgotten you drugged me.
...sorry.
You better be.
Red scoffs, and leaves the room
-Dreamscape-A figure appears in the dream.
Um... Hello there... Oh god, this is weird...
Anyways... Blue's a little too tired for interactive dreams right now...
So... how does this work?
He seems to listen to something, then continues.
Okay... sorry if I'm doing this wrong...
Build and Split (Er, our Projections, I guess.) remember you as the one who summoned the anti- versions of them! They block the attack on Regnum Dei!
I flash-step over to the Split Projector, and promptly telekinetically pull it through the ground, before teleporting on top of it as it falls. As the two of us fall, I pull out the Eightfold Lovecraftia, and the Eldritch Lamp. I roll the aforementioned eight sided thing at the Projector, before allowing the Lamp to drop. Strangely, it does not. It floats in the air, and begins to circle around the area. Suddenly, Eldritch Tentacles composed entirely of Nightmare Fuel tear through the flimsy stone walls, digging into the Projector. Regardless of the result of my roll, I draw Quasar's Nightcrawler. Suddenly, the gravity fields of approximately 5082 black holes, merely formed a few seconds ago, intersect. I use my power over the Nightcrawler to protect myself. The Split Projector is not so fortunate. It slowly appears to sort of... stretch out, thinning in the air before disappearing, having been literally torn to pieces. At this point, I teleport out of the hole, not nearly resilient enough to climb out of it in a dramatic fashion. The Lamp levitates out of the hole, and disappears into my inventory.
He stares down for a few seconds. His gaze sweeps over you, coming to rest on his own dead body a meter or two behind. Cold anger appears to radiate from him. He does not show it, but you can certainly feel it. Then, he flash-steps over to the catwalk where Virnul has come to rest. Muttering, he bends down, grabs the body, and smooches Virnul to bring him back to life. Satisfied, he teleports over to you, but not before giving a reassuring nod to Navela. She begins to fly towards the two of you. And, by that, I mean that Erelye is standing three feet away from you, eye slightly twitching.
The glitchy aura around Regnum Dei negates the dice in their entirety, but the Eldritch Lamp still works and deals 6,000 damage to the Split Projector! The Quasar Nightcrawler deals an additional 7,000 damage!
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>>New Alchemy: All the spells && Wand 1/??
>>New Alchemy: Inverter >o< == Orb of Inversion 1/??
]>>+2 to OPERATION MOTHERSHIP.
I pull out the Tachyon Gun and set it to instantaneous fire mode. I then unleash blasts of tachyons at Regnum Dei. Each hits the instant it is fired.
>>Since my prior experiment had an untimely spontaneous existence failure, I expose Regnum Dei to DEADLY LASERS to see what will happen when Regum Dei is exposed to DEADLY LASERS. Unfortunately, it looks like I also hit the Build and Split projectors as well. Sadly enough.
*>>I preview Hexahedron && Fluorite Octet.
*>>I preview Update Terminal && Fluorite Octet.
*>>I think about dice.
*>>With a practiced pseudo-hand and infinite simulation capabilities, I cast the dice of the Fluorite Octet...
I can't even tell what your first and second alchemies are supposed to be.
Inverter >o< Orb of Inversion (Level 5: 1/6)
7,000 damage to the Shields!
Unfortunately, it also looks like you also hit Build and Split as well, who took up nearly all of the attack!
Hexahedron && Fluorite Octet = The Gambling Men (Level -8)
Update Terminal && Fluorite Octet = Fourth Wall (Level -1)
I toss my Half-of-One Ring into the air and cut it in half, the half-way invisible energy from the ring protect the next post not in Crimson from the effects of the Glitch.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 30/35
King Dedede: 2/20
Before it can hit a post, the energy hits an invisible block, turning it visible again! Suddenly, a massive wall of glitched blocks hovering in the air due to the failing environment integrity appear, then blink out of existence again!
My character pulls his/her final product out of the Alchemizer. He/she holds it up and says, "Yes, it's complete. Finally, after all that alchemizing, my greatest weapon yet has been finished! It's a shame only I will use it... Hmm, when the Glitch is gone, I may find a way to mass-produce this weapon. But until then..." My character puts the rifle in the Duplicator, marks it as a master copy, and uses the machine to make a duplicate to use him/herself. I realize that the bridging is almost complete, and head to Zone 3, where my increased firepower can be used most effectively. The Zone-3 players are fighting Build, Split, and Regnum Dei when my character runs into the Zone, and...
cerbalGuy
CG: IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM.
cerbalGuy
I then attack Split with my Nanomag Plasma Rifle.
(I don't know how to make spoilers work, so sorry about not having an official "Show Pesterlog" option.)
NANOMAG PLASMA RIFLE: A rifle forged from carbon nanogel, with a built-in tokamak. The tokamak creates massive amounts of plasma that magnetic wires shape into bullets, firing superheated shots of ammo.
Split easily fades out of existence and teleports you into deep space! You die!
Is "cerbalGuy" supposed to be a mispelling of "Kerbal"? If so, that's not a very good chumhandle.
I realize that the Glitch causes chaos. I have a sword that can generate and take away chaos. I use the sword to negate some of the Glitch's effects, or at least some of the unpredictable things it's doing.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 31/35
You manage to dispel some of the corruption, but it just keeps coming! There's no way you could destroy all of it at once, especially considering that the Hexahedron is making more all the time!
Battlefield: Use my spoil on Regnum Dei
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-HMASBC HQ-
You are now [Redacted], also, but not really, known as Red. As was not previously mentioned it is not your BIRTHDAY. A number of BILLION DOLLAR pieces of furniture are scattered about your office. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for INCREDULOUSLY EXPENSIVE THINGS. You like to write and you are ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AT IT, or so you tell youself. You have a fondness for THE MAGICAL ARTS, and are CEO and half owner of a SHIP BUILDING MONOPOLY. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
The Shockwave-Laser Cannon deals 15,000 damage to the Shields!
magic amulet OR Battlefield's excess magical background energy 1/11 (there's tons of it, believe me.)
I finish the Mind's Eye
5/11 for Traho
Hank pulls out an automatic grenade launcher, and unloads so many explosions.
You don't even know.
When he finishes, Regnum Dei can no longer move because all the grenades explosion has dug it into a hole.
The mecha continue wrecking the glitch artifacts.
And now...
For something completely different!
Side-quest Start (will not be in battle update, nor will people other than me, serpent, erelye and aegis be able to participate. No one else knows where we are, and since we're still in slip space, no one has any way of tracing us either.)
It had been a week or two since the conflict on the fourth wall. Shortly after leaving there had been massive shockwaves of energy, Eric had begun looking worried. Upon questioning, he had explained to the others that he had left Eternis to watch over present The_Serpent in case piono came back. Eternis should have reported back by now, and Eric was worried that piono might have somehow managed to defeat or even kill him.
Eternis had managed to get a message through, informing Eric that serpent was okay, but that Eternis was wounded thanks to the OP King's knowledge of Eternis's powers. Eric had calmed down after that, and everyone had gotten to know each other a bit more. Eric had brought everyone together and explained that the new IUPC actually had six members currently, the list being Eric himself, Sanford, Deimos, Astria, Kalare and, to Astria and Kalare's surprise, Vriska Serket.
Either way, not a lot was happening. They were still in what Eric and Jason called slip-space, apparently not in the void proper, as if halfway inside several of the various different universes entangled in the Godcraft event. The last leg of the journey through the void proper wasn't going to begin for another day or so.
But now, he had called everyone together, and this time, the captain of the ship, the rather unusual man who went by Jason, was with them. (Eric and Jason knew each other from a minor cross-over event involving daleks, a group of mercenaries known as Tagon's Toughs, and squad of injured Spartans)
Deimos tries to sneak a light as Sanford walks in, but Sanford, with a feeling of routine, grabs the cigarette and throws crushes it in his hand.
Alright Eric, you're not much one for formal gatherings, what's up?
Eric grins.
Well, I've decided that since we're forming the IUPC again, we should reinstate the most popular tradition that it used to have.
I want to throw a big Christmas bash.
Deimos does a fist pump and Sanford shrugs.
Don't see why not.
But how are we going to do it?
This is a war ship. There's no Christmas decorations on board.
Deimos grins mischievously,
We get creative. In fact, I've already got some ideas... Erm... Perhaps I should say I don't have the slightest idea what this 'Christmas' is. I am an alien, remember? yes, wh/\t is this christm/\s thing? do tell.
Eric facepalms
Oh! I'm sorry, your races just have so much of the standard Earth culture that I forget there's certain parts you guys have no idea about.
Christmas is a holiday, there's a whole religious background to it, but it doesn't really matter right now.
Basically Christmas is a time for festivity where everyone sort of decorates and enjoys spending time together doing fun things.
A lot of preparation goes into it, and it comes to a head on Christmas Eve, when there's a really big party, during which everyone gives gifts to others they know.
I suppose that's the basic overview of it.
Considering that this ship comes from a universe based off of Earth, there should probably be some old Christmas stories or videos somewhere onboard. The races you are talking about have very prestigious histories with quite a few holidays quite different from the Earthen ones you practice. However, you can clearly see I am not going to get into them right this moment. As such, I think you are going to have to show me what you mean in the matter of decorations and social entertainment. hmmm. sounds odd. of course, trolls were never /\ festive species. trolls think p/\rties /\re stupid gener/\lly. /\nd religion doesn't re/\lly exist except to the empress. /\nd the purple blood's cult.
I should also say I am expecting a visitor. That visitor happens to be me, in a later point of this timeline. How do I know this? He is already here. Right behind me.
Everyone can clearly see there is nobody behind Kalare. In normal circumstances, with people who are not us, he would be written off as completely and utterly insane. However, there is a faint flicker of violet light for a second as he reach behind himself.
I will not be here long. I already know how this goes anyway. Just allow me to borrow myself for a few moments.
At that, this Mage of Mind robed Erelye drags his past self over to behind a wall. After a few minutes, there is a flash, and the current one returns, holding a letter sealed with a wax seal, the letters UASG marked upon them. Of course, this stands for the Unified Aeronedian State of Grayhold, which is the technical name of Grayhold Citadel, if not for Kalare's current control over the place. Well, it is still a unified Aeronedian state, so not 'if not for,' but 'concealed because Kalare dislike modern titles.'
I apologize for the abrupt appearance and disappearance of my future self, and for the interruption. However, that was quite important, though I did not get to learn what lies in the future, sadly. What were we talking about?
...Erm... This holiday thing.
What are we doing, exactly? I have do not know how this holiday is celebrated, nor whether I actually wish to celebrate it, as it sounds quite... odd. I do not really see the importance of a singular holiday. It is not as if these things are common. In fact, tomorrow night is the beginning of the enquier of Nox Tenebris. Then again, if it would make everybody happy, then I shall at the very least attempt to celebrate in a way I am capable of doing without accidentally inciting the anger of multiple psychopathic murderers.
Eric shrugs at Astria's comment.
Not in the version you're from.
I've been to several different troll planets in my long career, as far as I can tell, that's mostly Scratch's doing.
Trolls and humans have a near identical psychology really.
Then future Kalare shows up, startling Deimos, who reaches for his gun before recognizing Kalare,
While he's distracted, Sanford grabs the pack of cigarettes out of his coat pocket, before taking the one he has in his hand.
Deimos. You know you're supposed to be cutting the habit.
Fine mother.
It got you killed once already.
Deimos shrugs as Kalare comes back.
Well, the holiday itself isn't so important anymore.
It's more the excuse to take time to let loose and enjoy hanging out with your buddies.
Eric nods.
Christmas is significant because it was the only holiday that a vast majority could agree upon.
Its celebrated in quite a few non Earth standard universes, and by a majority in those.
And even in those places that don't have it, most have holidays that correspond to it.
We figured it must be significant in whatever the real world is.
Remember, we are technically fictional characters.
My guess would be that the holiday you just mentioned is probably one of said corresponding holidays.
In essence, its basically the only official holiday for the IUPC.
Sanford places a hand on Eric's shoulder.
Slow down there.
I get you're excited.
Am I really that obvious?
I haven't seen you smile like that since I met you.
You're also chattering a bit.
Ah. My apologies.
But yeah, if you want to know some of the cultural references, Deimos could take you down to the computers to try and drag something up.
Sure thing! Very well. Show me these... cultural references. Then, I think we may be able to begin.
Alright then, you two follow me, let's head to the archives.
Sanford shrugs and follows Deimos, Eric stays behind to talk with Jason for a bit.
Sorry I'm late, something funny's going on in the Void. I'll fill you in later, but you called?
Jason starts walking in the direction that the others took off, prompting Eric to follow.
Eric stops Jason, and in the hallway, quickly explains what they plan to do.
Deimos, Sanford, Astria and Kalare reach the computer archives room.
Deimos walks over to the computer and immediately finds a large number of old Earth things on Christmas.
Hold on Deimos.
Half this stuff isn't going to make sense to them.
I think it might be better explai-
By that point Deimos already has A Peanut's Christmas Carol playing on one of the secondary monitors.
((I really, really hate this bloody stupid editor. If there's some strange formatting, its because I can't fix text position and pronouns without having to completely redo all other formatting.))
Magic Amulet || Battlefield's Magical Energy = Maleficis Est (Level 10: 1/11)
THE MIND'S EYE: A teal crown topped off with a dull crimson crystal fashioned in the shape of an eye. It allows its user to read people's thoughts, control their actions, and move objects around them through telekinesis. It can also enter the minds of others and literally change their thoughts.
Regnum Dei's Shields obliterated!
3,000 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
Okay, can I just ask something? WHAT purpose did the wallposts serve? To me, it just seems like pointless roleplay that has no bearing on the story. This does too. You can continue it, but keep in mind I said that there would be no more sidequests AND that all roleplay/player plots should be wrapping up by now...
=CHARGE=
-30 / 50- Table's End
-5 / 9- Chairheir's Standard
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I shoot up more GLITCH ARTIFACTS using THE OTHER SIDE.
If the artifacts are dead, I complete the bridging.
If the bridge is done, I shoot at RAGNUM DEI.
Both Glitch Artifacts killed! Coincidentally, they both had EXACTLY 7,500 HP, which is how much damage your attack dealt to both of them!
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>>All the spells && Wand 2/??
>>Inverter >o< == Orb of Inversion 2/??
]>>+2 to OPERATION MOTHERSHIP.
I use ...Hmm, Draw lvl 10 on Regnum Dei.
>>Ooh, MASHY SPIKE PLATE! *mash* *mash* *mash* *ash* *trash* Darn, I liked mashing the projectors.
*>>Me, stop being facetious. Epic Arcane Bombardment Regnum Dei/Projectors.
Build and Split completely disable the attack through the powers of the Green Sun!
3,000 damage to both Projectors!
Your spells were shut down a long time ago!
Since all Glitch Artifacts are dead, the Godmodder flashsteps towards the Bridge and adds the last few pieces to it, finishing it off! On the other side of the Pit is a small crimson platform. Sitting on a pedestal is a small chip, the second Server Chip! The Godmodder throws it to you, and like a magnet, it snaps onto the first one, forming a small stack! +10 GLITCH RESISTANCE!
Suddenly, you all feel a massive shockwave course through you... Those of you who are flying fall to the ground and notice something odd... It
The fourth area unlocks itself! It seems to be replaying the early events of Act 2... From a massive crackling blue portal appear red Crockercorp ships! The players and the Godmodder look on, dumbfounded. Was the Scratch for naught? However, they soon realize that the ships themselves are composed of glitch artifacts, painstakingly rendered to create ships! You hear a voice on the largest ship. It sounds horrible. Almost... .jpeg'd.
Somehow, through some incomprehensible means, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff have returned and have hitched a ride on the Invasion fleet! The Godmodder quickly realizes that their inherent .jpeg aura could counteract the Glitch if used correctly! Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff realize this too and quickly do a frisky jig, promptly charging up their special attack! Since this will dispel some of the Glitch, INCLUDING the Invasion fleet itself, they turn their cannons on SBaHJ! You must defend them from the fleet for three turns while they charge it up!
(As for tips on how to defend them, think of anything! Shields, bodyblocking, dirt walls...)
Regnum Dei charges up its weapons and fires at you, dealing 10 damage to Irecreeper and Tazz! Build and Split deal 15 damage to TT2000 and Nimbleguy!
The Minecraft Elites glitch out and destroy the MBC Cannon Parts in one shot through an inexplicable force!
Oblivion's shots go wide and deal 20,000 damage to the WS-Mech!
The Shard of Engie deals 15,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
The WS-Mech uses Trifecta, killing 3 Minecraft Elites! The Godmodder kills 2 more!
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Destroy Regnum Dei!
> All: Destroy Build and Split's Projectors!
> All: Defend Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [==>]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 20% SERVER INTEGRITY: 80% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0% FACTION INTEGRITY: 50% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 50% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 75% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 85% CODE INTEGRITY: 90% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 90% PLAYABILITY: 95% SERVER CHIPS: 2/8
~
Challenge Three: THE SHATTER.
Regnum Dei: [???] HP: 200,000/200,000. Build Projector: 130,000/150,000 HP. Split Projector: 70,000/150,000 HP. Restores +50,000 HP per turn. Build-X: [???] Split-X: [???]
~
Challenge Four: THE INVASION.
Shard of Engie: [N] HP: ??? Stability: 100%. Consume: III
Contract: [N] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 14. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 74,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
Oh great, toy wands. Just what I always wanted. Here, Erelye, you can have them. What? The Thorns? Yeah, those too. Not like I'll ever be able to use them.
Ooh, SBaHJ returned. I rush up to them and give them an awesome high five, the likes of which have never before been seen. This causes my Hope powers to activate, creating a shield around them. The new friend Geromy also appears, serving as a useful decoy. Realizing that Christmas is near, I jump for joy and smash a pictionary tablet into the AlChemistry-inator, creating a Kringlegorillaer and a Conksuck Boot just in time to prepare for the holidays.
I pick up my Fluorite Wandthrowers, slot in the Fourth Wall Breakers, and shoot up the Split Projector, causing it to take massive damage due to the use of cue ball magic.
Oh great, we've got health bars now. I sure hope we can respawn. Lock and load, everybody. I spray Spiral Suckers into the air, then pick them all up and slam them straight into my face, overdosing myself on sugar and Trickster energies. I then put this energy into the constructive use of increasing SBaHJ's max health bars.
... CLOTHING BINGE1!11!!!1!!!!!!one!!!!eleven!
WINDPOP OF ZILLYSHADE ~~~ LOOM
LIGHTPOP OF ZILLYRAIN ~~~ LOOM
HEATPOP OF ZILLYCLOCK ~~~ LOOM
FROSTLOLLI OF ZILLYFROG ~~~ LOOM
Hm. BATTLEFIELD PICTURE ~~~ LOOM
Wind Shadesucker 1/?? (LOWAS Chalk Drawing && Spiral Sucker)
Light Rainsucker 1/?? (LOLAR Chalk Drawing && Spiral Sucker)
Tumor Ticker 2/11
Twin, personal request, I would like to be told when Vriska will be able to interfere with things again (which won't be happening until whatever mess is happening in Universe A is gone)
As for the personal side thing, its partially meant to be a goofy thing, but it does have bearing on the story.
Remember what the Preston Cole is doing. And Eric's role in later stuff. The last few events that you planned with me depend on Eric or the Preston Cole being there, and I don't like throwing characters on a bus. Not to mention that just because it isn't part of your personal plot line, doesn't mean it isn't story-relevant. Character development has been story-relevant since Act 2.
I also thought that things have been a bit too... serious lately, and that something honest-to-goodness funny needs to happen in the plot, not to mention the fact that SOMEBODY needs to do something with Christmas.
And seriously, Personal plot lines are mostly wrapped up. I have a very specific deadline for that to end, which will most likely be before Intermission 3, but even then, people are going to continue doing their stuff. Talist and nimble still have full-fledged actual gameplay pieces still continuing.
But don't worry, there won't be anything that big. That was a PM conversation to start the thing off.
I'm going to go on a slight alchemy binge here with the loom (gonna do one per post until I get all the way through after this one.)
Ircucvci ~~~ Loom:
God crafted (the multi-tasking weapon with all the base alchemy items) ~~~ Loom:
Attachyon (the relativistic rifle) ~~~ Loom:
Ultimatum (you remember this) ~~~ Loom:
The Doctor's Doom (you also remember this) ~~~ Loom:
2/11 for Maleficis Est
1/11 for Mind's Eye OR Professor Xavier's Psyche
6/11 for Traho
Hank notices that the Emerald Nova has finished charging, takes out the alchemized rounds, and puts in its regular clip.
Spoil of War use: go!
Hank unloads the entire clip from the Emerald Nova into Regnum Dei's projectors (note: piono's not on the field. its Hank Wimbleton. Also thought I should mention, since I forgot earlier, he's not in mutant form. He's in his most iconic version, just black wraps, red teashades, and still human)
The resistance forces move to Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
The building crews put up a massive dome within minutes, made of the strongest materials available.
The mecha teams fire on the glitch invasion, hoping to keep it distracted.
The X-wings and Y-wings run interference similarly (twin, let me know when forces get totaled in their actions)
The mage's continue their long-distance interference, with a massive wall of solid mana blocking incoming fire on the jpeg duo.
The minecraftians from the areas around have come to assist at the call of their brothers! It seems that since Binary's currently in Godcraft and not controlling things on earth, it can't fully control the people. And whether or not they think we're bad guys, they don't want Minecraft gone.
Either way, the Invasion forces begin experiencing a scaled-up version of the Robomonkey Rebellion, because this time, the players are organized, and got to alchemize their own stuff, AND know how to use it.
[quote]I can't even tell what your first and second alchemies are supposed to be.
One is supposed to be a glitched-out alchemy (null pointer exception), that's being combined with an Alchemiter. One is, well, me infusing all the spells in the lexicon into a wand.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
10/50 Operation Mothership (Its based on some strange artifact known as the Perfect Sphere).
7/30 Tanker A1
4/10 Foundation Research
I taunt the godmodder. "I will destroy you, yes. But not in the way you think. You think that physical destruction is the only way you can be defeated. But there are other ways to destroy a man. At the end of this, I will destroy everything you lose except you, until you are forced to kill yourself to end the torment."
I attack the Regnum Dei with some stupid, card-trick level magic I bought from the store. Alaka-harm, or whatever. Whoever made this kit really wasn't that clever.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 32/35
King Dedede: 4/20
Ah. Welcome back to the new thread, with its now-nonexistent new thread smell, then.
Let's see... I've gotten a lot of items by now... I quickly chuck as many duplicated items through the AlchMeeMiter as possible, including the Octet Breakers, Octet Sweepers, Hopesploders, and basically all of my dice. I then copypasta them all over the duo, creating yet another shield. I then cut up the Split Projector with the most excellent, deudly and terrible SORD I can conjure.
Wind Shadesucker 2/??
Light Rainsucker 2/??
Tumor Ticker 3/11
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I realize that the Glitch causes chaos. I have a sword that can generate and take away chaos. I use the sword to negate some of the Glitch's effects, or at least some of the unpredictable things it's doing.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 31/35
He scream
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: Use my spoil on Regnum Dei
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
-HMASBC HQ-
>Be Red
You don't think red is a natural skin tone... Oh, wait, the codenames, right.
You are now [Redacted], also, but not really, known as Red. As was not previously mentioned it is not your BIRTHDAY. A number of BILLION DOLLAR pieces of furniture are scattered about your office. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for INCREDULOUSLY EXPENSIVE THINGS. You like to write and you are ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AT IT, or so you tell youself. You have a fondness for THE MAGICAL ARTS, and are CEO and half owner of a SHIP BUILDING MONOPOLY. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
Midna: I get computer engineers to help patch the Glitch Artifacts.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Thanks!
I shoot Split with my Nanomag Plasma Rifle again. Also, I read chapter 5 of the GameFAQs guide and all its subsections.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I finish the Mind's Eye
5/11 for Traho
Hank pulls out an automatic grenade launcher, and unloads so many explosions.
You don't even know.
When he finishes, Regnum Dei can no longer move because all the grenades explosion has dug it into a hole.
The mecha continue wrecking the glitch artifacts.
And now...
For something completely different!
Side-quest Start (will not be in battle update, nor will people other than me, serpent, erelye and aegis be able to participate. No one else knows where we are, and since we're still in slip space, no one has any way of tracing us either.)
It had been a week or two since the conflict on the fourth wall. Shortly after leaving there had been massive shockwaves of energy, Eric had begun looking worried. Upon questioning, he had explained to the others that he had left Eternis to watch over present The_Serpent in case piono came back. Eternis should have reported back by now, and Eric was worried that piono might have somehow managed to defeat or even kill him.
Eternis had managed to get a message through, informing Eric that serpent was okay, but that Eternis was wounded thanks to the OP King's knowledge of Eternis's powers. Eric had calmed down after that, and everyone had gotten to know each other a bit more. Eric had brought everyone together and explained that the new IUPC actually had six members currently, the list being Eric himself, Sanford, Deimos, Astria, Kalare and, to Astria and Kalare's surprise, Vriska Serket.
Either way, not a lot was happening. They were still in what Eric and Jason called slip-space, apparently not in the void proper, as if halfway inside several of the various different universes entangled in the Godcraft event. The last leg of the journey through the void proper wasn't going to begin for another day or so.
But now, he had called everyone together, and this time, the captain of the ship, the rather unusual man who went by Jason, was with them. (Eric and Jason knew each other from a minor cross-over event involving daleks, a group of mercenaries known as Tagon's Toughs, and squad of injured Spartans)
Deimos tries to sneak a light as Sanford walks in, but Sanford, with a feeling of routine, grabs the cigarette and throws crushes it in his hand.
Alright Eric, you're not much one for formal gatherings, what's up?
Eric grins.
Well, I've decided that since we're forming the IUPC again, we should reinstate the most popular tradition that it used to have.
I want to throw a big Christmas bash.
Deimos does a fist pump and Sanford shrugs.
Don't see why not.
But how are we going to do it?
This is a war ship. There's no Christmas decorations on board.
Deimos grins mischievously,
We get creative. In fact, I've already got some ideas...
Erm... Perhaps I should say I don't have the slightest idea what this 'Christmas' is. I am an alien, remember?
yes, wh/\t is this christm/\s thing? do tell.
Eric facepalms
Oh! I'm sorry, your races just have so much of the standard Earth culture that I forget there's certain parts you guys have no idea about.
Christmas is a holiday, there's a whole religious background to it, but it doesn't really matter right now.
Basically Christmas is a time for festivity where everyone sort of decorates and enjoys spending time together doing fun things.
A lot of preparation goes into it, and it comes to a head on Christmas Eve, when there's a really big party, during which everyone gives gifts to others they know.
I suppose that's the basic overview of it.
Considering that this ship comes from a universe based off of Earth, there should probably be some old Christmas stories or videos somewhere onboard.
The races you are talking about have very prestigious histories with quite a few holidays quite different from the Earthen ones you practice. However, you can clearly see I am not going to get into them right this moment. As such, I think you are going to have to show me what you mean in the matter of decorations and social entertainment.
hmmm. sounds odd. of course, trolls were never /\ festive species. trolls think p/\rties /\re stupid gener/\lly. /\nd religion doesn't re/\lly exist except to the empress. /\nd the purple blood's cult.
I should also say I am expecting a visitor. That visitor happens to be me, in a later point of this timeline. How do I know this? He is already here. Right behind me.
Everyone can clearly see there is nobody behind Kalare. In normal circumstances, with people who are not us, he would be written off as completely and utterly insane. However, there is a faint flicker of violet light for a second as he reach behind himself.
I will not be here long. I already know how this goes anyway. Just allow me to borrow myself for a few moments.
At that, this Mage of Mind robed Erelye drags his past self over to behind a wall. After a few minutes, there is a flash, and the current one returns, holding a letter sealed with a wax seal, the letters UASG marked upon them. Of course, this stands for the Unified Aeronedian State of Grayhold, which is the technical name of Grayhold Citadel, if not for Kalare's current control over the place. Well, it is still a unified Aeronedian state, so not 'if not for,' but 'concealed because Kalare dislike modern titles.'
I apologize for the abrupt appearance and disappearance of my future self, and for the interruption. However, that was quite important, though I did not get to learn what lies in the future, sadly. What were we talking about?
...Erm... This holiday thing.
What are we doing, exactly? I have do not know how this holiday is celebrated, nor whether I actually wish to celebrate it, as it sounds quite... odd. I do not really see the importance of a singular holiday. It is not as if these things are common. In fact, tomorrow night is the beginning of the enquier of Nox Tenebris. Then again, if it would make everybody happy, then I shall at the very least attempt to celebrate in a way I am capable of doing without accidentally inciting the anger of multiple psychopathic murderers.
Eric shrugs at Astria's comment.
Not in the version you're from.
I've been to several different troll planets in my long career, as far as I can tell, that's mostly Scratch's doing.
Trolls and humans have a near identical psychology really.
Then future Kalare shows up, startling Deimos, who reaches for his gun before recognizing Kalare,
While he's distracted, Sanford grabs the pack of cigarettes out of his coat pocket, before taking the one he has in his hand.
Deimos. You know you're supposed to be cutting the habit.
Fine mother.
It got you killed once already.
Deimos shrugs as Kalare comes back.
Well, the holiday itself isn't so important anymore.
It's more the excuse to take time to let loose and enjoy hanging out with your buddies.
Eric nods.
Christmas is significant because it was the only holiday that a vast majority could agree upon.
Its celebrated in quite a few non Earth standard universes, and by a majority in those.
And even in those places that don't have it, most have holidays that correspond to it.
We figured it must be significant in whatever the real world is.
Remember, we are technically fictional characters.
My guess would be that the holiday you just mentioned is probably one of said corresponding holidays.
In essence, its basically the only official holiday for the IUPC.
Sanford places a hand on Eric's shoulder.
Slow down there.
I get you're excited.
Am I really that obvious?
I haven't seen you smile like that since I met you.
You're also chattering a bit.
Ah. My apologies.
But yeah, if you want to know some of the cultural references, Deimos could take you down to the computers to try and drag something up.
Sure thing!
Very well. Show me these... cultural references. Then, I think we may be able to begin.
Alright then, you two follow me, let's head to the archives.
Sanford shrugs and follows Deimos, Eric stays behind to talk with Jason for a bit.
Sorry I'm late, something funny's going on in the Void. I'll fill you in later, but you called?
Jason starts walking in the direction that the others took off, prompting Eric to follow.
Eric stops Jason, and in the hallway, quickly explains what they plan to do.
Deimos, Sanford, Astria and Kalare reach the computer archives room.
Deimos walks over to the computer and immediately finds a large number of old Earth things on Christmas.
Hold on Deimos.
Half this stuff isn't going to make sense to them.
I think it might be better explai-
By that point Deimos already has A Peanut's Christmas Carol playing on one of the secondary monitors.
((I really, really hate this bloody stupid editor. If there's some strange formatting, its because I can't fix text position and pronouns without having to completely redo all other formatting.))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
=CHARGE=
-30 / 50- Table's End
-5 / 9- Chairheir's Standard
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I shoot up more GLITCH ARTIFACTS using THE OTHER SIDE.
If the artifacts are dead, I complete the bridging.
If the bridge is done, I shoot at RAGNUM DEI.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Sacred Chiller && Bad*** Medal = Excalibleep (Level 10, 10/11)
Bluh. Scratch that one. Let's try Cheap Sword || (Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence && Throny Vines) = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Hephaetus'es Gate || (Concentrated Life Essence && Picture of Hemera) = ???, (Level ?, 2/?)
I whip out a whip of crimson color, then whip Ragnum Dei very good.
I activate the Orb of Finale and use it to empower myself Caledfwlch. I proceed make mincemeat of the Glitch Artifact with the highest HP.
>>All the spells && Wand 2/??
>>Inverter >o< == Orb of Inversion 2/??
]>>+2 to OPERATION MOTHERSHIP.
I use ...Hmm, Draw lvl 10 on Regnum Dei.
>>Ooh, MASHY SPIKE PLATE! *mash* *mash* *mash* *ash* *trash* Darn, I liked mashing the projectors.
*>>Me, stop being facetious. Epic Arcane Bombardment Regnum Dei/Projectors.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
All of the heavily glitched areas of the Battlefield are sectioned off from each other! They can't interact with each other. If you don't understand what I'm saying, just know that the Glitch Artifacts are incapable into heading into Regnum Dei's Zone.
I can't really offer an exception... Something I can do, however, is a suggestion: have your Battlefield actions move to the end of your post. That way, there won't be anything below them and nothing else will turn red. The Glitch won't affect your Sidequest.
You actually only need 1 more Bridging! 6,000 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
The Minecraft Elites are prepared to fight for their country, and for their world! You know, you all REALLY aren't doing a good job of making yourselves not enemies of the world. Fighting directly against the troops that have trained to save the world and represent the salvation of the human race isn't painting a very good picture for you!
Death is busy with all the causalities and fatalities that have sprung up thanks to the war and is too busy to process Death Notes!
Wow... I think I forgot to make that alchemy go through at all! Here:
Void's Roguewands > Fine = Thorns of Oglogoth (Level 6: 7/7)
THORNS OF OGLOGOTH: The needles seem to shiver with the dark desires of The Deep One. Any sane adventurer would cast these instruments of the occult into the Furthest Ring and forget they ever existed.
Okay, I'm nulling your 7 10-post charges. You've had those in place since Act 2. Feel free to remove them. Additionally, you'd better deploy your 2 50-post charges soon or I'll null those too. Because, as stated by the OP:
III. ENTITY RULES:
1. If you try to charge an entity for longer than the maximum limit, your charge will fail.
2. Once an entity is killed, it cannot be resummoned.
3. Any entities from the first thread cannot be resummoned. Something as broad as a Sentry Gun, though, is an exception.
4. If you summon entities one after the other, their overall power will be slightly weaker than normal. Counteract this by not spamming entities.
5. The maximum amount you can boost your charge by each post is 1 point. If you have a 20-post charge and boost the meter by 2 each post, that will act as a 10-post charge!
6. You can assist fellow players' charges by boosting them by one point each one of your posts. They have to be in the same faction as you, though!
7. You cannot remove charge points from any player, regardless of faction.
8. At any given time, you can only charge 3 entities/attacks, assist 2 individual charges, and make 3 alchemies.
9. You cannot store an entity once you complete its charge. When you complete the entity, it should go on the Battlefield that exact day. Exceptions can be made, though. PM me if you have a question!
10. You cannot create a charge with no express purpose in mind, just to save it up. If you are charging, it should to be to summon an entity from the moment you start charging it.
Yes, that counts for charged attacks too. Really, I've been lenient in enforcing that rule.
4,000 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
The Projectors aren't REALLY projectors. They function like the hard-light projectors that Bill and GLaDOS have: they create a corporeal image using coding.
The Glitch, as of right now, is only affecting GodCraft! It's not affecting any other universes... not yet, anyway. The IRL Integrity is removed.
By the way, Crusher, I've been meaning to ask you: what's your Minecraft username? If not that, what's your Minecraft skin? I'd like to know because I'm going to be drawing most of the players of this game in a project that I'm doing in Adobe Photoshop.
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 LOCKPICK - THE RELEASE
You quickly materialize a massive blood-red door! Banging noises and shrieks can be heard from the other side of it... You take a key and open it, then duck for cover. In the blink of an eye, a gigantic abomination hurtles from the door and lunges towards Regnum Dei, aggressing it! Shrieking and wailing, it carves into the throne, dealing 15,000 damage to its Shields! It then looks at you, and you can make out at least five sets of eyes. Begrudgingly, it moves back into the door, which disappears.
6,000 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
All of your teammates murder you before you can execute the command, because if the Source Code of Reality breaks down, the Glitch WINS!
Regnum Dei is the most massive, most awesome throne you could ever imagine. It's armed to the teeth with deadly weaponry, computer systems, several hot tubs, a carrot juice bar, and thrusters ripped from a space shuttle. It was Split's throne back in Act 2. You remember Split, right? He was the guy who would type in red text in my posts. ...He's dead now.
I don't like to talk about him.
Anyways, Regnum Dei is more of an "it" than a "he".
8,000 damage to the Split Projector!
FIVE ALARM HOT SAUCE: A potent glass of red sauce. It sure looks like it packs a wallop. It is described as having the flavor of intense pain.
Without a second thought, you down the Hot Sauce. An incredible transmutation takes place. insert_generic_username has turned into Fiesta I_G_U! Thankfully, there is no ethnic clothing to be had. In your heightened state, you deal 7,000 damage to Regnum Dei's Shields and the Split Projector!
Thorns of Oglogoth && Orb of Hope = Toy Wand (Level 1: 1/2)
BONZO'S OCTET: A set of eight black D8s. They chuckle with the power of Bonzo, the ancient Sumerian circus god, and harness the power of the Sumerian writing style.
Okay.
13,500 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
3,000 damage to the Shields, I guess.
+10,000 HP to the WS-Mech!
10,000 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
Minecraft Elite demolished! (It only had 500 HP left...)
The fanboys instantly rage at you and kill you because you gave them golden armor instead of butter armor! You have disgraced teh bwahdah, and are now an enemy of the Sky Army! Prepare for random attacks to get blocked until their rage calms down.
2-8-2-2-2-7-2-8
A massive crystal ball appears and the number 2 falls out of it, dealing 5,000 damage to the Split Projector!
I think we should limit the dice-rolling to one per post.
Indeed. I probably should specify the hex color with these from now on, but for this one, it's already been said.
MAGIC AMULET: A bronze crystal amulet with some magical powers. What did you expect?
8,000 damage to the Split Projector! The Emerald Nova deals an additional 13,000 damage!
6,000 damage to all Glitch Artifacts!
Sadly, that's not what you'll be doing. Read here to find out what you SHOULD be doing.
GLYPHIC OCTET: A set of maroon eight D8s. They glow with the power of the Deseret alphabet.
7,500 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
Fluorite Octet && The Holy Bible = Jegus' Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 FISHTECH - CLOCKWORK ROD
You raise the newly forged Manipuleightr and its cursor glows with a green light! Energies in its rod glow and the environment around Regnum Dei changes, creating a massive green hand! It fires a beam of the energy of creation at the throne, dealing 15,000 damage to the Shields!
You should have known this would fail turns ago.
Narrative Assaulter ~~~ Loom = TwinBuilder's Hoodie
TWINBUILDER'S HOODIE: A green sweatshirt with a hood that flows like the one worn by god tiers.
CUERIKEN: A set of throwing stars emblazoned with the images of pool balls. There's one larger than the rest that is pure white. It seems to control the others.
> Leonstar0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 CELESTA - PULSAR
10,000 damage to Regnum Dei's Shields!
10,000 damage to the Build Projector!
The hex color is #DC143C. Alternatively, click More Colors and go to the "Named" section. You can find it there, it's named Crimson.
7,500 damage to the Shield!
4,000 damage to all Glitch Artifacts!
9,000 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
Amethyst-Top ~~~ Loom = Gem Watchtop
GEM WATCHTOP: An amethyst watch. The click of a button allows it to activate a CPU inside of it and display a holographic and fully interactive computer.
> Irecreeper: COMBAT OPERANDI => ONE FLIP
You expend 4 Elf Tears and all 5 Weasel Snot.
The roll lands red, killing a Glitch Artifact!
7,500 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
Why don't we take it one section at a time.
9,000 damage to Regnum Dei's Shields!
I didn't want this to be a complete repeat of the first Shatter, which would be just another bar to raise (like the Pit). I'd like the challenges to be mostly different, and I'm also focusing on Regnum Dei BECAUSE it wasn't that relevant! It's its time to shine!
4,000 damage to the Shields! As I've specified, different zones cannot interact with each other.
FLUORITE WANDTHROWERS: A set of fluorite wands that seem to cast spells in a similar way to the Fluorite Octet. They can harness the power of nearly any octet, however.
9,000 damage to the Split Projector!
Miniature Green Sun && Galleons Mortar = Tumor-Ticker (Level 10: 1/11)
You lack the necessary Sacred Items to execute the command!
The grimdark alchemies deal 12,000 damage to the Split Projector!
5,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite! The other Elites are ready for your Hazel Wand and quickly weave out of the way of its attacks, countering with their own special code-based machines! However, they promptly get corrupted and render the whole area a glitchy mess!
7,000 damage to the Build Projector!
Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence && Thorny Vines = Vine of Light (Level 4)
Picture of Hemera && Concentrated Life Essence = Concentrated Light Essence (Level 3)
Cheap Sword || Vine of Light = Hemera's Thorn (Level 4: 1/5)
Hephaestus' Gate || Concentrated Light Essence = Hemera's Gate (Level 10: 1/11)
8,500 damage to Regnum Dei's Shields!
3,000 damage to both Glitch Artifacts! One of them is inflicted with the Slag debuff!
9,000 damage to the Split Projector! It will slowly fade from the timeline, taking 10,000 damage a turn!
The Spare Tentacle constricts Regnum Dei, but due to the entity's massive size, its attack stat is only hampered, not negated!
The Bunker is instantly disestablished by the Glitch!
Well, keep in mind that the power of charges is sort of weakened at this point! It probably wouldn't deal THAT much... But around that.
Build and Split (Er, our Projections, I guess.) remember you as the one who summoned the anti- versions of them! They block the attack on Regnum Dei!
The glitchy aura around Regnum Dei negates the dice in their entirety, but the Eldritch Lamp still works and deals 6,000 damage to the Split Projector! The Quasar Nightcrawler deals an additional 7,000 damage!
I can't even tell what your first and second alchemies are supposed to be.
Inverter >o< Orb of Inversion (Level 5: 1/6)
7,000 damage to the Shields!
Unfortunately, it also looks like you also hit Build and Split as well, who took up nearly all of the attack!
Hexahedron && Fluorite Octet = The Gambling Men (Level -8)
Update Terminal && Fluorite Octet = Fourth Wall (Level -1)
It's not attached to anything! It floats!
Before it can hit a post, the energy hits an invisible block, turning it visible again! Suddenly, a massive wall of glitched blocks hovering in the air due to the failing environment integrity appear, then blink out of existence again!
NANOMAG PLASMA RIFLE: A rifle forged from carbon nanogel, with a built-in tokamak. The tokamak creates massive amounts of plasma that magnetic wires shape into bullets, firing superheated shots of ammo.
Split easily fades out of existence and teleports you into deep space! You die!
Is "cerbalGuy" supposed to be a mispelling of "Kerbal"? If so, that's not a very good chumhandle.
You manage to dispel some of the corruption, but it just keeps coming! There's no way you could destroy all of it at once, especially considering that the Hexahedron is making more all the time!
The Shockwave-Laser Cannon deals 15,000 damage to the Shields!
The Shields flicker out of existence for a second, but then reappear!
6,000 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
You're dead, remember?
Magic Amulet || Battlefield's Magical Energy = Maleficis Est (Level 10: 1/11)
THE MIND'S EYE: A teal crown topped off with a dull crimson crystal fashioned in the shape of an eye. It allows its user to read people's thoughts, control their actions, and move objects around them through telekinesis. It can also enter the minds of others and literally change their thoughts.
Regnum Dei's Shields obliterated!
3,000 damage to a Glitch Artifact!
Okay, can I just ask something? WHAT purpose did the wallposts serve? To me, it just seems like pointless roleplay that has no bearing on the story. This does too. You can continue it, but keep in mind I said that there would be no more sidequests AND that all roleplay/player plots should be wrapping up by now...
Both Glitch Artifacts killed! Coincidentally, they both had EXACTLY 7,500 HP, which is how much damage your attack dealt to both of them!
Didn't you use the Orb of Finale already?
Build and Split completely disable the attack through the powers of the Green Sun!
3,000 damage to both Projectors!
Your spells were shut down a long time ago!
Since all Glitch Artifacts are dead, the Godmodder flashsteps towards the Bridge and adds the last few pieces to it, finishing it off! On the other side of the Pit is a small crimson platform. Sitting on a pedestal is a small chip, the second Server Chip! The Godmodder throws it to you, and like a magnet, it snaps onto the first one, forming a small stack! +10 GLITCH RESISTANCE!
Suddenly, you all feel a massive shockwave course through you... Those of you who are flying fall to the ground and notice something odd... It
The fourth area unlocks itself! It seems to be replaying the early events of Act 2... From a massive crackling blue portal appear red Crockercorp ships! The players and the Godmodder look on, dumbfounded. Was the Scratch for naught? However, they soon realize that the ships themselves are composed of glitch artifacts, painstakingly rendered to create ships! You hear a voice on the largest ship. It sounds horrible. Almost... .jpeg'd.
Somehow, through some incomprehensible means, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff have returned and have hitched a ride on the Invasion fleet! The Godmodder quickly realizes that their inherent .jpeg aura could counteract the Glitch if used correctly! Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff realize this too and quickly do a frisky jig, promptly charging up their special attack! Since this will dispel some of the Glitch, INCLUDING the Invasion fleet itself, they turn their cannons on SBaHJ! You must defend them from the fleet for three turns while they charge it up!
(As for tips on how to defend them, think of anything! Shields, bodyblocking, dirt walls...)
Regnum Dei charges up its weapons and fires at you, dealing 10 damage to Irecreeper and Tazz! Build and Split deal 15 damage to TT2000 and Nimbleguy!
The Minecraft Elites glitch out and destroy the MBC Cannon Parts in one shot through an inexplicable force!
Oblivion's shots go wide and deal 20,000 damage to the WS-Mech!
The Shard of Engie deals 15,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
The WS-Mech uses Trifecta, killing 3 Minecraft Elites! The Godmodder kills 2 more!
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
> All: Destroy Regnum Dei!
> All: Destroy Build and Split's Projectors!
> All: Defend Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [==>]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 20%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 80%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 0%FACTION INTEGRITY: 50%
ENTITY INTEGRITY: 50%
ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 75%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 85%
CODE INTEGRITY: 90%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 90%
PLAYABILITY: 95%
SERVER CHIPS: 2/8
~
Challenge Three: THE SHATTER.
Regnum Dei: [???] HP: 200,000/200,000. Build Projector: 130,000/150,000 HP. Split Projector: 70,000/150,000 HP. Restores +50,000 HP per turn.
Build-X: [???]
Split-X: [???]
~
Challenge Four: THE INVASION.
Sweet Bro: [???] HP: 1/1. The Warning: III
Hella Jeff: [???] HP: 1/1. The Warning: III
~
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 20/20.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 10/20.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 5/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 10/20.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 5/20.
zerithos: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/20.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 20/20.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Minecraft Elites: [01] HP: 36,500/50,000. (x1.) 39,500/50,000. (x8.)
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened by the Chain!
Shard of Engie: [N] HP: ??? Stability: 100%. Consume: III
Contract: [N] Sign it to declare a ceasefire between the AGs, PGs, and Neutrals. All the factions will fight against the Arrival and the Glitch. Player Signatures: 14. Godmodder Signature: Yes.
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 74,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 15/125. Kilstreak: 54.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR?)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
13 Hog Slop
20 Elf Tears
20 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
Nuuuuu!
I was too late to paint my text for POST THREE Crimson!
*cries*
EDIT: Thanks Twin : D
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Ooh, SBaHJ returned. I rush up to them and give them an awesome high five, the likes of which have never before been seen. This causes my Hope powers to activate, creating a shield around them. The new friend Geromy also appears, serving as a useful decoy. Realizing that Christmas is near, I jump for joy and smash a pictionary tablet into the AlChemistry-inator, creating a Kringlegorillaer and a Conksuck Boot just in time to prepare for the holidays.
I pick up my Fluorite Wandthrowers, slot in the Fourth Wall Breakers, and shoot up the Split Projector, causing it to take massive damage due to the use of cue ball magic.
Oh great, we've got health bars now. I sure hope we can respawn. Lock and load, everybody. I spray Spiral Suckers into the air, then pick them all up and slam them straight into my face, overdosing myself on sugar and Trickster energies. I then put this energy into the constructive use of increasing SBaHJ's max health bars.
... CLOTHING BINGE1!11!!!1!!!!!!one!!!!eleven!
WINDPOP OF ZILLYSHADE ~~~ LOOM
LIGHTPOP OF ZILLYRAIN ~~~ LOOM
HEATPOP OF ZILLYCLOCK ~~~ LOOM
FROSTLOLLI OF ZILLYFROG ~~~ LOOM
Hm. BATTLEFIELD PICTURE ~~~ LOOM
Wind Shadesucker 1/?? (LOWAS Chalk Drawing && Spiral Sucker)
Light Rainsucker 1/?? (LOLAR Chalk Drawing && Spiral Sucker)
Tumor Ticker 2/11
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As for the personal side thing, its partially meant to be a goofy thing, but it does have bearing on the story.
Remember what the Preston Cole is doing. And Eric's role in later stuff. The last few events that you planned with me depend on Eric or the Preston Cole being there, and I don't like throwing characters on a bus. Not to mention that just because it isn't part of your personal plot line, doesn't mean it isn't story-relevant. Character development has been story-relevant since Act 2.
I also thought that things have been a bit too... serious lately, and that something honest-to-goodness funny needs to happen in the plot, not to mention the fact that SOMEBODY needs to do something with Christmas.
And seriously, Personal plot lines are mostly wrapped up. I have a very specific deadline for that to end, which will most likely be before Intermission 3, but even then, people are going to continue doing their stuff. Talist and nimble still have full-fledged actual gameplay pieces still continuing.
But don't worry, there won't be anything that big. That was a PM conversation to start the thing off.
I'm going to go on a slight alchemy binge here with the loom (gonna do one per post until I get all the way through after this one.)
Ircucvci ~~~ Loom:
God crafted (the multi-tasking weapon with all the base alchemy items) ~~~ Loom:
Attachyon (the relativistic rifle) ~~~ Loom:
Ultimatum (you remember this) ~~~ Loom:
The Doctor's Doom (you also remember this) ~~~ Loom:
2/11 for Maleficis Est
1/11 for Mind's Eye OR Professor Xavier's Psyche
6/11 for Traho
Hank notices that the Emerald Nova has finished charging, takes out the alchemized rounds, and puts in its regular clip.
Spoil of War use: go!
Hank unloads the entire clip from the Emerald Nova into Regnum Dei's projectors (note: piono's not on the field. its Hank Wimbleton. Also thought I should mention, since I forgot earlier, he's not in mutant form. He's in his most iconic version, just black wraps, red teashades, and still human)
The resistance forces move to Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
The building crews put up a massive dome within minutes, made of the strongest materials available.
The mecha teams fire on the glitch invasion, hoping to keep it distracted.
The X-wings and Y-wings run interference similarly (twin, let me know when forces get totaled in their actions)
The mage's continue their long-distance interference, with a massive wall of solid mana blocking incoming fire on the jpeg duo.
The minecraftians from the areas around have come to assist at the call of their brothers! It seems that since Binary's currently in Godcraft and not controlling things on earth, it can't fully control the people. And whether or not they think we're bad guys, they don't want Minecraft gone.
Either way, the Invasion forces begin experiencing a scaled-up version of the Robomonkey Rebellion, because this time, the players are organized, and got to alchemize their own stuff, AND know how to use it.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
One is supposed to be a glitched-out alchemy (null pointer exception), that's being combined with an Alchemiter. One is, well, me infusing all the spells in the lexicon into a wand.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
7/30 Tanker A1
4/10 Foundation Research
I taunt the godmodder. "I will destroy you, yes. But not in the way you think. You think that physical destruction is the only way you can be defeated. But there are other ways to destroy a man. At the end of this, I will destroy everything you lose except you, until you are forced to kill yourself to end the torment."
I attack the Regnum Dei with some stupid, card-trick level magic I bought from the store. Alaka-harm, or whatever. Whoever made this kit really wasn't that clever.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 32/35
King Dedede: 4/20
He scream
"I HAVE RETURNED!!!!"
GG: This is literally the first time you have posted here.
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He was a veteran from the first game. I remember you, poketwo! Welcome to the new game! Things are... a lot different. PM me if you have questions.
Let's see... I've gotten a lot of items by now... I quickly chuck as many duplicated items through the AlchMeeMiter as possible, including the Octet Breakers, Octet Sweepers, Hopesploders, and basically all of my dice. I then copypasta them all over the duo, creating yet another shield. I then cut up the Split Projector with the most excellent, deudly and terrible SORD I can conjure.
Wind Shadesucker 2/??
Light Rainsucker 2/??
Tumor Ticker 3/11
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