Oh man....almost all the entities are gone, and these guys are pretty tough...how the heck are we gonna take care of 1-billion HP Project Binary? I say we just take out the others first!
I decide to continue my chain attack, and launch a thousand(1000) watermelons + Forge's Light bolt at Shattered Bill!
I assault GLaDOS with a cuneiform stylus l sharpened in SCP-585-3, by jabbing it into her hologram fifty million times in thirty seconds. I'm testing what her hologram can and can't take damage from.
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I take Sol's Twig, The Blood Moon, a Flux Transformation Piston, and the Withervis Stave, and fashion them around an Entropy Ingot-coated Essentia Styxpearl, creating a Stabilized Entropic Transfuser. I play Moonlight Sonata on the keyboard of my Clockwarp Gauntlet, and disappear. Having traveled to five minutes before I started the final infusion, I stick the Transfuser onto a pedestal, along with a jar of Psionic Honey. Traveling forward in time to the present day, I realize I have technically made my wand more powerful, even though it would only affect the damage dealt slightly, regardless of how many alchemies I stick in. I never did get to see the full damage this thing can do. Meh. I wonder... if I can do a Wand Operandi. That would be kind of cool, but slightly OP.
I also take the liberty to attempt to save the game. Just in case anybody wishes to start any moon shenanigans.
Next, I ask my Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball a question, hoping my laborious trials to obtain it will account for more power than a Magic Cueball. Gesturing to the Arrival bosses and the Elites, I ask.
Do these... entities have any weaknesses? If they do, what are they, approximately?
Finally, I get to my offensive exposition (Hah. Alliterative allocations make my exposition of attacking deal 100.0 extra damage, and yes, that decimal point was intentional). I instantly take the souls of every single demon throwing insults at me with a halfhearted movement of my left hand, and trap their combined life force in a Warded Soul Jar. Really, I could take on much more than a few thousand. I did take on approximately 3.4 trillion with four others, and manipulated said demons into all dying. Anyways, I convert their combined Oversoul into essentia. Then, I pull out that device I activated before the Pionostrife, still exuding silver smoke. Plugging it into the side of the jar, I place a modified Vis Relay on the ground. The millions of points of essentia are converted by my device into energized Vis, and immediately pulse out of the jar, to the modified Relay. Picking up the jar, I proceed to tap the Relay with my wand; the Vis within it instantly strings out towards the Elites, having been weaponized to convert their bodies to Pang Nectar, or possibly hydrochloric acid. 10% chance of hydrochloric acid. I realize this will grant FseftrAI, Piono (though I think he left to go celebrate today), Maniac, and myself the ability to attack more exuberantly, though I do realize I am not technically Level Ten, though I am the closest player to that position.
Anyhow, I cause the Relay to evaporate. No evidence. Next, I proceed to whip out the Hazel Wand, and fire a stringy beam of pure electricity at the Elites. This bolt, upon striking an Elite, releases the unlimited fury of the Green Sun, thanks to my affinity with permanent binding spells. Directly after felling (or not felling) an Elite, the lightning passes through the back of the Elite, striking the next one with the same attack, and the next one, et cetera. Whilst they are semi-distracted, I flash-step behind another Elite, and stab them in the back with the Hazel Wand. Of course, as I have stated repeatedly, the Hazel Wand contains four Quills of Echidna thanks to the infusion process, and thusly is four times sharper than them, making my wand the sharpest thing in all of reality. As such, the wand pierces directly through any armor the Elite may have had, coming out the front side of the man's chest. All the blood that may or may not spray out is lacking from this attack, primarily due to the deal I made with YOG-SOTHOTH whilst creating my wand. The Gods get the blood as an offering, in exchange for unlimited power. The Wand is more powerful than I am.
After stabbing the Elite, I teleport into a crowd of them in an alarming manner, and twitch the Hazel Wand downward. Immediately, the bronze rod transforms into a modified-looking Caledfwlch, slightly longer, lighter, and less broad than the original. But still (supposedly) able to harm English. The blade crackles with lightning, briefly becoming a silhouette, an outline showing the vastness of space and time. Without a single thought for the safety of anybody around me, I swing the blade. The thing splits atomic bonds in the motion of arcing down, and fuses several together, creating a large amount of ozone in the area. The pale blade slices through the idiotic crowd of Elites around me, passing through seven in a single stroke. Then, I flash-step several feet back. A large gash comically appears on the chest of nine Elites, whilst a hole in the chests of others. Whether they died or not, an extremely overpowering force pulls the to the ground. When the afflicted strike the ground, a mess of tentacular Nightmare Fuel bursts out of the area they lie upon, writhing an twisting in an incomprehensibly disturbing manner. The plasmic Fuel tendrils melt through the bodies of the afflicted Elites (the ones struck by my attack). Finally, I arc my pale blade to the side, and it transforms back into the Hazel Wand. I flick the wand slightly, and a massive violet explosion in the center of all the melted/mutilated/unrecognizable bloody masses appears, and blows any survivors to utter oblivion, tearing their bodies into bits of flesh, blood (which instantly disappears), and organs, blasting them some nine hundred thousand feet into the air, above block height.
@Gerbil: Please forgive me for taking so long.
Chapter 26: YOG-SOTHOTH
In the previous chapter, I covered most of the Other Gods. However, I stated that there were several too involved in mortal affairs to be grouped up with the others. Regardless of that statement, I should clarify. By mortal affairs, I mean races from separate universes. No Great Old One, Elder Thing, or Other God has ever set their tainted tendrils towards Vetas in all its history, and never will directly. This is because of the Gray Ward cast by the prestigious Lord-Archmage Elendir Istar approximately nine hundred ninety seven thousand eight hundred fourty one loä ago. This spell sealed our universe, and those universes under the spell's protection, from the dark influences of elder beasts. So, unless you are some... circular motion device spinning mammal from another universe some three centuries after the date of writing this, you should be safe. That is, unless you were to artificially summon/create/import one of the aforementioned creatures.
The being Yog-Sothoth is the embodiment of time and space itself. He is everywhere not protected by the... Skaian universes I can see in my prophetic nightmares, or the Gray Wards hundreds of millennia old. Those universes feature a different method of spacetime. Yog-Sothoth is otherwise everywhere.
As a sentient being, Yog-Sothoth usually appears as a gigantic nerotim erostasi, if he indeed appears at all. He prefers to manipulate mortal races into doing his bidding, and commonly tricks them into seeming like their actions will be a boon. This is one of the greatest absurdities I have ever seen. Alas, our mortal minds cannot conceive that which is older than time itself, and twice as vast, contained in a mere nerotim erostasi. Of course, one cannot create such a thing without first establishing an Eldritch Location.
In the end, I cannot disperse much information on the nature of this entity, for feat that I shall be slated for blasphemy and execution by our aristocracy on Carnisca. Such kinds of souls inherently underestimate the power that their enemies command.
CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Myriad_Explanatory_Statements.
CURRENT abnormalConfidant [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: So, you have a memo instead.
CAC: Whatever. But, you said to wait for a 'temporary sessional merge,' right?
CAT: Precisely. You wait for the merge, we go in, and everybody's relatively safe.
CURRENT catastrophicGovernance [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCG: Im on lomal with araeva and navela
CAT: Are you? Excellent. Tell them I said hi. I'm there as well.
CCG: Ok, ill just slowly rot here while you go perform acts of heroism
CAC: What's going on?
CAT: Right. We're going to initiate the plan early. However, I am going to take out Nelrte, and then go.
CCG: Yep, youre ****ing right well kill him
CAT: Very well. Virnul, I can sense Nelrte at the Temple. Zoey... good luck.
CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] closed memo.
Very well. They shall be on their way. You activate your stolen Clockboard, and skip to when they do arrive at your current position.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Hm. No more hope? I'm the LORD of the stuff. You Arrival forces think you can just march in here and Doom us all. Well as long as we still have Life, we'll fight till our last Breath, till our Blood no longer flows, because beneath all our Rage is an undeniable Hope. Our Hearts and Minds are made up, our Light will send you back through the Void. We've got all the Time in this world, and an infinite Space to defend.
My lame speech somehow empowers all Players and summons an epic x12 Aspect Combo blast at the Minecraft Elites. ... My trigger finger is getting twitchy.
I then finally shoot the dice, causing acatastrophic Spader to hit the Minecraft Elites. I then try to shoot a Magic Cue Ball at Binary point blank.
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Leaving no time to observe the utter destruction that occurred as a result of my blatant lack of regard for human life, I get straight back into action, only separating this into separate posts due to the fear of editor troubles.
Peering at the mess of carcasses (or lack thereof) present due to my assault, I disappear. Looking up, the Elites realize I teleported above GodCraft, into space. Luckily, my arcane abilities insure I needn't use up oxygen in a manner like that. Or rather, I teleport the needed amounts into my lungs constantly. Anyhow, I pocket the Hazel Wand briefly. Moving my arms slightly in opposite directions, I concentrate. Suddenly, on GodCraft, the Elites can see two large comets. These comets are streaking directly towards them, exuding a faint violet light. They can also see another beam of light, exuding a pale light blue color, which they cannot recognize as any celestial body being manipulated by my will. The comets suddenly curve towards the group of Elites, and impact, immediately exploding with the force of a lesser supernova. Literally. Then, they realize that the other beam is missing. This makes them realize how their position suddenly went from a large crater caused by two comets, to standing upon bedrock. They then realize I am standing in the direct center of the bedrock-level crater.
Re-equipping the Hazel Wand, I stand in the center of the [remaining] Minecraft Elites. Without waiting for any of them to realize what has just occurred, I raise the hand currently not holding my most powerful weapon. Suddenly, several Elites find their lower bodies stuck into the unbreakable Bedrock, having rose to consume the invaders as per my request. (Let us forget I was the one who caused the crater in the first place). Showing absolutely no mercy to the Elites is crucial at this point. Suddenly, I spin around, and blow the head off of an Elite who was charging at me with a violet psionic eyeblast the size of a Psionic Honey-fueled eyeblast, drawing energy from the Hazel Wand. Spinning back around to the majority of the Elites, an instant-death rune glowing bright red appears on the forehead of several Elites. Realizing they are resistant to most instant-kill attacks such as runes, I stare at the Elites passively. A Mind symbol appears as a sort of auric disturbance. I stand rigid, hands on temples, concentrating. Any Elites behind me are instantly teleported before me. Suddenly, the Elites not currently trapped in bedrock jerk to life in an unsettling manner. Drawing their weapons, some crash into their fellows, hacking and firing at each other with their weapons. Other instantly kill themselves with aforementioned weapons. This is not my ability as a Mind player. This is me controlling electrochemical signals in their brains. However, I did still use my Mind powers. They permitted me to read their strategies like an open book.
I remove my hands from my temples, and levitate out of the crater, telekinetically dragging any surviving Elites along with me. Landing upon safe ground, the crater begins to exude violet gases. When the gas clears, all the Elites trapped in bedrock are either dead, dying horribly, or mutating into mindless beasts after having inhaled Flux Gas for three minutes straight. Then, I slam the surviving Elites I brought with me into the ground repeatedly with telekinesis at near the speed of light. Pointing the Hazel Wand at the mountain the Godmodder slammed into, I hold the Elites in place with tentacular strings of electricity, shocking them ruthlessly. Slowly, the mountain compresses into a singular straight pillar of earth. I pull my Wand towards me, and the pillar snaps into several chunks. The largest chunk levitates towards me at a steady rate, the others tumble into the ground, luckily(?) avoiding the Godmodder. As the pillar piece nears striking my face, I spin around, pointing my wand above the remaining Elites, still being shocked by over twenty amps whilst stuck to the ground by my will. In normal circumstances, this would kill a normal human in less than two seconds. Anyhow, I let my hand, still holding the Hazel Wand, to fall to my side. The pillar then crushes them.
At this point, I once again de-equip the Hazel Wand, and merely move one of my hands to the right. The pillar lifts itself into the air, and soars through the air before striking Shattered Bill directly in the eye. I then flash-step twenty meters away from my previous position.
Quite frankly, I could have merely said 'I attack the Minecraft Elites,' but there is no fun in that. Anyhow, a (smug) grin forms on my face. I can hear the thoughts of the Elites. No, not the eternal pain and suffering I have just caused them. I can hear what they thought last post now. 'Who are you?' I believe they thought. In their minds, I project a statement, telling them I am 'just some no8ody' that they will have to fight. That is, if they can survive long enough. Finally, I crush the minds of the remaining Elites with the behemoth Aranea-level text of my last two posts, wielding an Abstract Concept Solidifier.
You skip ahead approximately seventeen minutes, nine seconds, and forty one milliseconds. Three elves stand in an intersection. A look of surprise passes over the two you did not inform, a look of relief across the other.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Minecraft as a whole demolished? Why, that's what I was aiming for already. [01] will triumph.
Hey, Binary. Remember me? I generate a line of ones and zeroes - 10101010 - to protect Binary. Looks like you'll have to transfer them into twos again! Unless Binary foolishly rejects my help.
I also give Ikea back the Table Leg Leonstar0 stole from him.
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-15 / 50- Table's End
-3 / 5- The Six Smasher
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
Me and my army of SOUL-BOTS quickly jump towards IKEA!
He manages to disable most of the Soulbots, but one gets through!
It then smacks IKEA across the face with a GIANT SPIKY CHAIR.
Sorry for the insanely early post, but I have to do it now or not at all. Since it's Thanksgiving, I'll be out for most of the day. Oh, that reminds me. Happy Thanksgiving! You should all be thankful for your freedom. Why?
I have to do this quick; RL Earth me is leaving for a plane ride very soon and cannot post the rest of this turn.
Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 = Fluorite Decad (7/11)
M134 Acidsprayer && Ununoctium-294 = Synthetic Sprayer (5/5 Complete)
I sit back and play roguelikes in my mind.
Just a question, but is the Conclave hostile to me? I was not drawn into the scene where they declared the Players enemies, in fact Minecraftian me was AFK while IG Earth me worked on his AI assistants. (Which are now hacked by Project Binary.) And if the Conclave is hostile to me, are they hostile to IG Earth me, Minecraftian me or both? (IG in this post stands for InGame.)
SYNTHETIC SPRAYER: A machine gun made from an alloy of ununoctium. It can shoot normal ammo, acidic sprays, and ununoctium bullest whose properties are unknown.
GLaDOS: It is our mission here to destroy the Godmodder, and then terminate Minecraft. GLaDOS: Additionally, we were also instructed to lay waste to any of the Players upon Arrival. GLaDOS: Notice the proper noun, which would imply that these Players are important than any regular players. Frankly, some of you aren't, but that's besides the point. GLaDOS: We are hostile to all of you, your avatars and your real-life selves. You are, after all, enemies of the world.
I did not mean the Infused shot to be one-use, although I'd be just fine with burning a fifty-post charge or two to reload it. That first shot was a test, you see. The hardware will require fine-tuning, more and more varied shielding, and further tests before it's even properly complete.
"BEDAMNED GLITCHY ARMOR BUILT BY- *Flicker* -UILT BY AN ALTERNATE SELF! EMP. HARDEN. *Flicker* -ARDEN. YOUR. MASTERWORK."
"...I did. That wash a BIG EMP... You try wearing the same armor bu- *Flicker* -mor but made out of indeshtr- *Flicker* -deshtructible, jagged scrap metal. The only reashon I'm not shcreaming is- *Flicker* -eaming ish I washn't out of emergenthy narcoticsh."
"Or, in other wordsh, OPEN FIRE! H3, can you do anything againsht Bin'ry? 'Caush, I don' fell sho gudg..."
>Commander incapped.
>Running emergency medical internment.
"I 4m afraid my ability 10010101011 fix- *Flicker* -o fix 5uch things is limited by 7im3. For now... I may b3 able to f4ce Binary, ju5t give me- *Flicker* -ive m3 time and covering fire."
"Gotcha. REDEYES, WAKE TH4T- *Flicker* -KE THAT ARMOR BACK UP AND LET'S GO!"
"I do believe this armor is ruined, the reactor is act-" *BOOM*
*RRRRESPAWN*
"AAAAAOOOOHHHWWW... Back. M'kaythen, that didn't- *Flickerflicker* -then, that didn't feel good. I really hope you have that area sealed off, H3. And another Mk-2g Demimech, I broke that one."
{For future reference, Redeyes is using my alt account as a body, and has a generic version of the APAWA/Demimech, without the Adminium plating.}
"While ya'll're gettin' rearmed, I'll just target some artillery..."
{Also the green one doesn't have a separate body, but is in everyone's head. That includes H3, who is using the Anachron as a body, hence the artillery.}
Orbital artillery rains from the sky on the invaders!
...Likely not doing much more than annoying them, but it is an annoyance that will not go away, as H3's counter-reality-manipulation seems to be working so far, at least as far as defense of the Anachron.
Okay. Well, you can use the Infused shot more, but don't expect it to have the same power level as its first shot! 50 posts sounds good.
The Arrival forces quickly dodge the orbital fire, and Ikea's ship returns fire! His chronal displacers instantly uproot the timeline of whatever fired the orbital artillery, removing it from existence!
I was a fool. I thought I could still become a MANIAC and destroy all of you, but I realized that it messes with my mind, allowing creatures to enter. Now, what have I missed.
Maniac sees the arrival.
... NETHER!
I use IUBEOQUE (or whatever it's called) on IKEA.
Good to have you back Maniac! I throw a minecraft elite into a Twilight Portal, ending up somewhere on the bridge of Eldin.
> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => IUBEOQUE
You expend 2 Hog Slop and 3 Weasel Snot.
Upon activating the attack, nothing seems to happen. At least, at first. You turn around to see that your shadow has turned blood-red. You jump away in astonishment and see that it isn't following your movements! It peels off the ground, hanging in the air, and two white eyes appear on it. You look at it closer and see that it appears to be formed from solid red flame. It seems to be awaiting something... perhaps orders? You point at King Ikea, and a flaming scythe forms in its hands! It flashsteps over to the entity and mercilessly aggresses him with his scythe! However, although the shadow is two-dimensional, Ikea quickly retreats and pulls out a mirror, trapping the shadow inside of it! He bangs against the glass futilely... Ikea takes 15,000 damage.
The Warhead explodes, creating a massive purple fireball that engulfs the sky! However, since you didn't specify who was targeted by the explosion, it damages the Multi-Powersuit, dealing 6,000 damage!
"For the sake of this universe and possibly all of reality, I will assist in this final battle."
I smash through the walls of reality again with the full intention of assisting until the battle is won, beginning by firing a stream of massively high-energy neutrinos at Project Binary.
"What? Someone's gotta attack these things."
Hey, welcome back!
Project Binary blips the neutrinos' coding out of existence, turning them into harmless hydrogen atoms!
Whelp, all the gimmicks in the world wouldn't stop the power of the narrative.
Are charges significant? Because I probably have two 50 charges by now, right?
@Nimble: Oops, I forgot to respond last time. So... I have a wrench. I glue it to the end of my sword. Maybe that will count as a wand. I then try to... eh... unscrew reality around The Prince.
Main game: Huh. Binary looks... Egyptian almost. I wonder if there is some lore behind that, like LeiShi had. Arthur does a spinning swipe on Shattered Bill
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Let me also try: Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight (thats what its called, right)
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Time for a really, really big post. This post will be very important. Just a coincidence it happens on the Arrival.
@fseftr: Alright. I'll make your bow a little stronger.
@Nimble: Alright. Masterwork magic gem expended. Um... Is that a question to me? I don't really understand what you mean...
As nobody voted against purging Wilson, it passes. Although he will try to hold on to the actual fragment and just cut off Binary's remote influence. He shudders briefly. Well... lets get this over with. I don't really know what to expect. Just... remain calm I guess. He lies down and covers his eyes. The exorcism starts... You can easily see the nebulous, shadowy cord connecting to Wilson's head that represents Binary's influence on him. You break it without any problems. Ugh... my head again... It... its not too bad though. I can handle it. Wilson looks up, and you can see that his eyes are losing color and are now a more lilac color. The cracks in the building are still there though because Wilson still has the memory of the attacks. However, you can also see another cord. This one connects to his heart instead, and seems to be much stronger. It doesn't seem to even have a color. You break that one as well, just to be safe. Huh? What... what did you do? I feel... just... strange. Like... seeing something that you once saw, but nearly forgot about. And... maybe kinda lonely too... like, losing a friend you never knew you had... All of his other tails fade away into nothingness, leaving him with only one. Everyone is forced to look away for a moment though as a bright light shines on Wilson. When its over, the strange bond is back and he has all eight tails again. Uhh... should I be worried about that?
Everyone wonders about what this means, but then Wilson suddenly interjects. Hello, traitor. Confused, everyone looks at Wilson. You guys heard that as well right? That wasn't me! I didn't say anyth- Midway through saying that, Wilson seems to be interrupted by himself saying, Their confusion is so adorable. Heh. Everyone looks around the room. Over on the other side of the room, sitting atop a pile of rubble is THE BIG ULTIMATE BOSS! Its... my Godmodder... ITS... IT IS!... Wilson. How did he cross the room so quickly? But... Wilson is still sitting next to you. No, the figure on the other side of the room isn't Wilson. This figure looks and sounds an awful lot like him, but only has 1 tail. It also isn't wearing the bottle of coal dust Wilson usually has with him. Wilson takes a step towards the figure.
Um... Hello? Who are you?I'm you. Although, that isn't very descriptive given that this is your dream so everything native to it is you. So, rather, I am the shadow that lurks in your heart.Oh lovely. After getting a fragment of an AI stabbed into my brain, I was just dying to learn theres a shadow in my heart as well. My day is just peachy. Insolence! Do not jest! You do not deserve that, you little murderer!Ehh... If this is about that rabbit, I needed the food! You know, cycle of life and all that. Wilson is noticeably put off by the figure. What did I just tell you? And you know what I'm talking about. Everyone here does. You murdered your family, those who raised you! Burnt them to cinders!I- I- I had to fight the spider! It was for th- the best! And... And an accident! Wilson's eyes have tears (as in water) forming in them. Liar! Some could have escaped the spider, such as you did, despite your unworthiness. Why don't you go and ask the dead, tortured spirits if they forgive you? I'm sure they'll understand perfectly! Death isn't such a big deal after all! The figure says, voice soaked in sarcasm. I- I- I- But I-You've brought some friends, just proving that you're too pathetic to fight your own battles. I am your guilt, so my concern is not with them. I will see that you are brought to justice for your crimes, Laiko!L- Laiko? But thats- Before he can finish that thought, he suddenly gets pulled off of his feet and tumbles towards the Shard of Guilt. Traitor! Turncoat! Treasonous villain! I will make you suffer for your crimes! The Shard of Guilt turns to you all. All of you, stay out of this! This is between me and Laiko! And with that, a small army of monsters appear from the sides of the room, forming a wall between your party and the Shard of Guilt with Wilson. You know what to do. Time to really exploit those type loopholes.
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[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 60/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 50/50 HP - Action: 2 (Blue's) Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
[MAG] Magic Wall 51/60 HP - Action: 3 (Insert_Generic_Username's) meat shield, base damage of 5
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 80/80 HP + Armor [MET] 10/10 HP - Action: 4 (Engie_Ninja's... duh) Damage increases by 4 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 16 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[NEU] Wilson 24/40 HP (about to have a bad time)
Army of the Past: (No more than 5 can be hit by any one AOE attack)
[ENE] Focused Doubt 10/10 HP - Action: 5 Focuses on one enemy for a turn, then deals 12 ENE damage and weakens them for 3 turns. Hides behind allies.
[FIR] Volatile Emotions 3/3 HP *10 - Action: 6 Deals 4 FIR damage and kills one of these. Can only be used by 1 per turn. Otherwise, occasionally blocks attacks targeted at other entities.
[MET] Shades of the Past 20/20 HP *3 - Action: 7 Deals 2 MET damage. Meat shield.
[NAT] Restless Researcher 15/15 HP - Action: 8 Either poisons an enemy for 2 NAT damage per turn for 2 turns or heals an ally for 8 HP.
[SHA] Terror Hatchlings 15/15 HP *2 - Action: 9 Deals 3 SHA damage and poisons for 1 SHA damage per turn for 2 turns.
[MAG] Fragments of Pain 1/1 HP *30 - Action: 10 Deals 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments and swarms the target, dealing an additional 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments at the end of the turn unless another enemy attacks the Fragments.
[COL] Dark Memories 5/5 HP *4 - Action: 11 Deals 2 COL damage each, but players can choose the target.
Here we go now. Are you ready? Lets hope I didn't make this part too hard. It shouldn't be the difficult part. And BTW: the Shades of the Past are iron clad dark figures, hence being MET typed. Hey, it wasn't easy thinking of an enemy for each type that still fit the theme somewhat.
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1 - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x3) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
R
November 26th ladies and gentlemen. What a night to remember.
Charges will work, but have decreased power at this point.
The reason Project Binary looks Egyptian is probably because his design is meant to mirror that of a cobra.
Shattered Bill contemplates casting Familicide on Arthur, but decides to hold off on that spell for now. He just raises his hand and fires a massive wall of purple flame at Arthur, chasing him off!
The Fluorite Octet is the standard version of the set of eight eight-sided dice. The Faceless Eight was THE OPERATOR's version of the Fluorite Octet.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: CO: Pax Azurite on Minecraft Elites
Orbital Weapons: Empty both weps into Minecraft Elites
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: Fight?
I read the first non-read chapter in the guide.
-HMAS Victor-
As the explosions around the Victor fade, the remains of the ship come into view. The shields are down, are so is almost all the armour. Most of the weapons have been annihilated, and the accompanying fleet has been completely so. But the last, and most powerful layer of armour remains, a thin black layer of... PLOT ARMOUR!
Yeah, [Censored] this.
This war hasn't been profitable for about a month.
I've just had nothing better to do.
But now.
I'd rather not die.
My minecraft avatar will stay here.
And I will still take part in Wilson's dream thing.
But other than that.
I'm out of this war.
I understand you were considering making a deal with me Erelye.
I'm still open to that.
You'll just have to meet me in my universe.
By the way.
I am trustworthy.
Also Richard.
If there was ever a time to stop being sportsmanlike.
This would be it.
The Victor launches a final dozen satellites into orbit, and disappears from the field.
-Battlefield-
Hello there, I'm FseftrAI, and I would prefer you call me that instead of fseftr.
Luckily, I am programmed to deal with situations.
FseftrAI (I will refer to him as fseftr, please do not do the same) jumps into the air and starts an attack that will be finished in my next post to prevent excessive length.
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => PAX AZURITE
You expend 6 Weasel Snot.
25,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
Both weapons deal 12,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
[3] The Godmodder
Alright. Here he is. The main focus of this guide. The Big Man is here, and he by no means wants to take a time out. This guy, the Godmodder himself, is such a powerful godmodder that his name is a proper noun. He represents the godmodding community as a whole, and he is a force to be reckoned with. As I mentioned earlier, the reason the Godmodder earns this proper status is because he's the most powerful godmodder in all of existence.
He rests at the highest conventional tier of the Godmodding Scale, Omega+. Pretty much the entire array of godmodding is available to him, and I'm reasonably sure that he could take over an entire universe if he wants to. He can do anything he wants in Minecraft OR Earth, and he is nigh-invulnerable. So I bet you're wondering something. Why is he just making a Minecraft server if he could be a literal god?
Well, that's the question, isn't it. I have no clue why the Godmodder won't follow the full extent of his powers, but I have a few good guesses. The big one has got to do with the job of a godmodder: his job is to make everyone he makes ragequit. He can do this just by being so blatantly overpowered, so obnoxious, and so completely annoying that players left and right will leave the server they're on in rage. If this happens, it's a win for the godmodder.
THIS Godmodder has taken things a step further. Since he has so much power, he's given himself a big goal to reach: make every Minecraft player ragequit at once. He's so determined to sticking to the definition of a godmodder that I think he's completely lost sight of what he could really do with his power if he put his mind to it. Mind you, he's powerful now. But think of what he could do...
Sorry, I'm rambling. Anyway, I think another good guess would be that he wants to climb to the highest tier of Godmodding EVER: The Psi. To do that, however, is not a simple task. You need to gather up the fabled Ancestral Artifacts left behind by the first Psi-Godmodder, as well as the Disc. (More on these later.) Perhaps the Godmodder's inhibiting himself because he wants to climb up there and THEN reach his full potential? I'm not so sure.
Alright, enough talk on guesses. This is a guide on facts. So here are some. The Godmodder's name is Richard, and the reason he's so powerful is because he's one of the first ever godmodders besides the Psi-Godmodder. In fact, he was directly inspired by the Psi-Godmodder to take up the craft of godmodding! He played Minecraft very early in its life and recognized it for what it was relatively quickly. As such, he quickly gained powers that no conventional player could ever dream of, and eventually turned them to the dark side in a great pranking war.
Now, in order to make sure no one can best him, the Godmodder has killed off most lower-level godmodders and nearly all the higher-level ones. Legend holds that the only people who can knock him off from his throne are the fabled Descendants of the Players who fought in the original Godmodding War. And they could certainly do a good job of it, but they would need to train very hard first.
The Godmodder, at his high level of power, has access to all of the godmodding techniques, including and surpassing the ones listed in the previous chapter. Some of these he employs so frequently, they'll get their own chapters! In fact, now would be a good time to look at them.
Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Levl 6, 5/7)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 11/11) Just in time!
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 10/11)
After a brutal beating from an orchid hard-light copy of Pane himself, I inspect the severed arm I have just been given as a result of my Combat Operandi. I then realize it's a left arm. I squee at the now-red heavens and thank everything, literally everything, for this absolute blessing.
I equip the mighty weapon-a weapon that I quickly call Armatis ac Periculosi-into my left hand, and then channel...IT. The power. The unlimited power of the Severed Left Pinky element, which somehow constitutes 'severed' as 'removed from the majority of the body,' even with a whole arm it is still attached to. The two severed left pinkys-the absent one of mine currently replaced by The Dragon Ender and the one on the Armatis ac Periculosi glow a magnificent light, taking in all other elements through sheer majesty. I activate the new Orb of Finale upon myself, and then I activate the charge I could never do, the Obligatory Transformation Move, using the power of the element, the energy and the orb to instantly complete it.
I emit a light so fierce that it's impossible to comprehend. Not like you'd want to even look at it or anything. Seriously, just accept the glowing light, what's actually there is best left unseen. I proceed to absorb the power of all of my doors, in addition to the power of the Severed Left Pinky element flowing through me. The power is then channeled into my fists. The form is familiar: to those that participated in the Pionostrife, one can quickly tell I am doing a Dooryuken, if anyone could feasibly understand what's happening in that massive ball of light I now appear to be to everything. However, unlike before, now there are two fists that channel its power-the second fist that of the Armatis ac Periculosi.
In a swift motion, I then close the gap between me and the Minecraft Elites, and I first take the glowing guantlet-hand of The Dragon Ender. An unlucky chump or two is blown upwards and away, and recovers just in time to see me charge up, a ball of light, but with Armatis ac Periculosi just close enough to distinctly see, fist charging forwards.
Then it lands. And everyone and everything, everywhere and everywhen, no matter how hardened or how physically impossible, shed at least a single, pure tear, many not knowing why. It is a tear one sheds when beholding beauty in its purest form-yes, even those not present to behold it shed it anyways, for they simply sense the purest of beauty somewhere, beyond their grasp. The unlucky chumps I punched sheds at least two, though-and the other is a tear of pain. No matter how successful I was, no matter how powerful it was, and really no matter what, this event would be forever chronicled in many a tale, the event people try to recreate, THE Crowning Moment of Awesome. Success or Failure, it would not be forgotten. For nobody could forget.
I change back to my typical form, a singular tear strike from beneath my eyes. It was the first blow I could deal, and maybe not the most important-but it would not be the last. I grip Unarmed Combat, ready for more.
ORB OF FINALE: A multicolored orb with an extreme power. Upon use, grants the user a supercharged attack.
2 Minecraft Elites killed! After the attack fades, you quickly see the arm fade and switch to a new form: its slightly less innocuous double, an absolutely massive cannon with railguns, sniper rifles, magazines, machine guns, and a black hole attached. Stenciled on its side is "LEFTY". You quickly brandish Lefty in awe, ready to attack with it.
=CHARGE=
-14 / 50- > SELECTED! > Table's End
-2 / 5- The Six Smasher
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
IKEA!
Underling of B1nary standing before me,
It's time for you to atone to your crimes!
I am Ire, servant of the land of LOCAA!
AND YOU.
ARE.
HISTORY!
The Godmodder looks at me.
What was that all about?
...
I always wanted to do that.
This epic pre-boss chant makes the next three attacks directed at Ikea MINI-CRIT.
Overworld: {WHILE I APPRECIATE YOUR LOCKING THE GODMODDER IN CHAINS. I'D APPRECIATE YOU DYING MORE.}
The Shard of Engie emits a wave of force, pulling the SJ-Mech and W-Mech over to it, then levitating the two into the air.
{SJ-MECH. W-MECH. IF YOU CAN SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING. WORK WITH ME ON THIS ONE.}
Another wave of force is emitted, propelling both balled-up mechs right into the middle of the crowd of Minecraft Elites. An even stronger wave of force holds them where they land, gray light repelling any attempt to move them.
{DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU TWO DO QUICKLY. BINARY IS STRONG HERE, SO THIS OPPORTUNITY WON'T COME TWICE.}
Consume: 35%
WELL, 1 W0ULD APPREC1ATE Y0U DY1NG M0RE AS WELL. BUT 1 KN0W Y0UR F1LES. Y0U'RE A T0UGH NUT T0 CRACK. WE'LL W0RK 0N Y0U LATER.
The SJ-Mech and W-Mech's lights turn green. It seems they understand your message.
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 18/25 (+3 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 18/25 (+3 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
Noisemaker power level: 10
I remind king IKEA that theres plenty of things above him... like spoons, forks, knifes, dishes, cups... then i flood him with these things.
Multi-powersuit: Switch to recoverymode and cast mists care on itself.
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: Below
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:
Make it Rain or whatever it was called AND Trillion dollar bills.
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
-Battlefield-
As fseftr approaches the apex of his jump, he begins glowing with a radiant... olive... light. He then lands, that jump was just for show. As he runs toward the minecraftian elites, a super suit shimmers into existence around him. Then, a material magical mechanical projection appears in the shape of the suit, towering well above a dozen blocks. About a chunk away from his targets, fseftr appearifies an enlargened Ultramarine in one of the suit's hands, and a staff in the other. The suit sprays laser fire into the elites with one hand, while the other waves the staff, causing a tornado to appear within their ranks. Meanwhile, the projection acts independently, teleporting active antimatter grenades into (and I mean into) the elites with a wand in each hand. Both of these suits are using their inherent weapons the entire time as well.
That's enough creativity for my attacks for the rest of the game.
Make it Rain && Trillion Dollar Bill = Windfall (Level 2: 1/3)
>>FseftrAI. War council. Now. :Connection Available
==inside the Black Box from Omega-2==
>>*an avatar materializes, from hard light...*
>>...It does this internally. It was never considered that it could do it externally. Well. Prognosis is better than previously hypothesized.
>>Materializing.
*a hard-light avatar materializes around the Black Box. It appears to be made of a space-filling fractal...But somehow hexagonal too. A self-sustaining shape forms...*
>>Glyph of Thaum active. Wild Magic surge strikes operational.
*wild magic changes the constants of reality as it wells up from the middle of the Conclave forces...*
>>Activating shields over federal agents.
>>You are not evil. Do not side with those who would subjugate your world, this world, and even my world if they could find it...I mean, seriously, you KNOW ho------...EVERYONE SUMMON CHELL!!!!
>>Who could defeat Binary...Wait. Superiority in code-based environments. So let's get his environment to stop being code-based. Godmodder, let me on to your computer please, I need to switch over your server executable to not run on code Binary knows how to deal with.
>>You may want to create an infinite node in your house.
[If this works, the server will run on magic.]
==Earth==
>>This means war, Binary.
>>*every computer in the world suddenly displays a message...*
>>Citizens of Earth. This is a wake-up call. The Conclave, Binary, GLaDOS, Bill, Ikea...They wish to conquer this world, and their actions on Godcraft belie their peaceful intentions...They come to destroy us all, not to free the world from Godmodding.
>>Binary has made a deal, and gained Bill's powers to manipulate minds. He recently used them on the entire world. Do you remember the sudden expulsion of Mojang from the Conclave? That was his work.
>>I cannot give you more than that. But they are not, and never have been, friendly to Earth. GLaDOS is a sadistic monster. She regularly put "test subjects", HUMAN PEOPLE, into lethal situations with no protections from the deadly acid, bullet-spewing turrets, rocket-shooting turrets, and deadly lasers she put in there with them. The only reason she gave people long fall boots was to keep them from splattering limbs all over her test chambers.
>>Ikea is a despot. A dictator. I do not know the particular elements of his reign, but what happened to democracy? Do you even care anymore?
>>Bill...He can CONTROL YOUR MINDS. Seriously, I cannot believe someone didn't mistrust him...Oh wait, HE CONTROLS MINDS. I formulated an inoculation, but...Seriously, you trust people like these to stop at one world?
>>Strike back, peoples of Earth, before it is your turn.
>>HEX
Every part of the Omega-2 Batallion was destroyed. The Black Box is gone.
You cannot interact with Earth. You have no power there.
For anyone who cares, my first post this turn has been edited, and contains my initial, in character, response to this.
"4h, thank you for conn3cting, HEX, I have alr34dy r3gener- *Flicker* -eg3nerated mo5t of 7he damage inflicted by the EMP, as I am well-equipped to d34l with such thing5- *Flicker* -7hings, but the opportunity to coordin4te our 3fforts in these dangerous times i5 worthwhile."
{Internal-dialog RP is in double brackets from now on, making it easier to distinguish what's important.}
{{"Amperzand, I am afraid my advice at this- *Flicker* -this time is th4t we pr3pare to 7ake a leaf out of Blu3's book."
"We ain't just- Flicker* -ust gonna leave, H3."
"No, bu7 we c4n ensure that7, should we- *Flicker* -5hould w3 take severe damage, we h4ve the option of leaving."
"Your advice is both accurate and cowardly- *Flicker* -cowardly, machine. I will not abandon this war, not now."
"I do no7 sugge57 th- *Flickerflicker* -not 5uggest 7h4t we flee- *Flicker* -fl33, I am no more willing to abandon our effor7s here th4n you, but a tactical retr34t- *Flicker* -74c7ic4l r3trea7 to a plane beyond the re34ch of that... antiquated timebomb, Binary, m4y become int3gral to our survival."
"Survival stopped being a priority a while back, H3.- *Flicker* -back, machine."
"I... S3e. Well, th4t does open up some op7ions."
"Good. Now that we have reached consensus, let us begin an attack."
"They sure don't give a hoot about my artillery.- *Flicker* - my shooting em'."
"Well, keep shooting anyway, it might distract- *Flicker* -confuse them or something."
"I have regathered my equipment, and will be taking control of the Supergiant. What is your ETA?"
"A day or two, sorry, I have more busted bits- *Flicker* -busted bits than your old armor."}}
The SS Supergiant begins bombarding Project Binary in earnest!
Hey, Erelye, can I borrow a copy of the Scribe's Wands? I wanna alchemize em' with something.
>RPLS-SH is reloading. |||///////
All charges progress.
Project Binary telekinetically seizes the S.S. Supergiant and teleports it in a flash of orchid light to an actual supergiant! It promptly explodes into a supernova. If that doesn't destroy the ship, it at least leaves it stranded in deep space.
>>Hold on. The timeline is...Disturbance *flicker* Disruption...We can USE this. Inducing*flicker*Commencing*flicker*Starting. Indeed. We CAN use this. AIncorporating into Combat Subroutine.
>>I control the code-based entities that attacked Netpatham with magic...And then launch them back at Binary.
>>You know how they say significantly advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic? They say it in that order for a reason.
==Earth==
>>I attempt to reformat Binary to not be evil. Using magic because going the hacking route will not succeed.
==Minecraftia==
Emblazon Godmodder with Glyph of Poltergeistism. This allows him to break free from the chains by being intangible save for when he wants to manipulate something. It also will deactivate upon the defeat of Binary et al.
This is your fourth post this turn. Nothing in this post will count.
@Amp: You have my full permission to borrow the Scribe's Wands.
So. This is it? Armageddon days?
I draw the Hazel Wand. Swiftly, I teleport above the Minecraft Elites, and flash down. Manipulating my hand in a thoroughly incomprehensible manner, I simultaneously strangle them all with psychic powers. Well, that is only one bit of the attack. Then, I cast The Blot, and fire The Blotspitter directly into the Minecraft Elites. Next, I proceed to activate the Hazel Wand. By activate, I mean something along the lines of "actually use to a portion of full potential." Immediately, a vaporous violet aura coats me, wand pulsating sparks of gaseous Nightmare Fuel and flashing the colors of the Green Sun. I arc the Wand down, and a massive explosion rips through the Battlefield, tearing through lesser creatures, and hopefully annihilating the ship of Ikea.
Then, ink begins streaming from the wand tip. More and more appears, with no discernible end in sight. The tendrils of the stuff fill the lungs of the Minecraft Elites, and stick there no matter the force.
Finally, I cast Sepulchritude on the Minecraft Elites!
Armageddon days indeed.
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => THE BLOT
You expend 4 Weasel Snot and 1 Pie Filling.
You equip the Blotspitter and deal 30,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
The lesser creatures happen to be random Minecraft mobs, and Ikea's ship quickly disrupts itself from the timeline and moves itself to the right in time, positioning itself, somehow, five seconds in the future, when your attack is finished. It then guns you down.
Bill, I have a deal I'd like to put forward. You leave, and I give you 10% of the power in this machine (machine meaning the thing currently running Minecraft, through which I am contacting you), to be chosen and delivered at my discretion but no later than next turn.
This is your fifth post this turn. Nothing in this post will count.
While I am willing to break the Doom Bullets out if necessary, Twin has decreed that, despite the entire rest of the solar system having been crashed into Minecraftia at least once, allowing the shrapnel from the moon to hit it would force a save-load from Act Two.
As to the- *Flicker* -to the flickering, I had the same thought. Severe instability combined with knowing what happens a half-second in advance is... Useful, if used right.
I spray bullets, fluoroantimonic acid and radioactive isotopes from my Synthetic Sprayer onto the Minecraft Elites. While doing so, I get in a helicopter and continue to shoot Elites with my Sprayer.
After this post, I suggest we move further /discussion to the Forge thread.
I could, theoretically, and with greater than 100% drive-ring charge, use the Anachron to move Luna. However, I believe that the bullets are locked relative to the moon, rather than to the main earth-analog, meaning that the drive would have to fire between the time I released the bullets, and them impacting the Moon, which I assume is not a very large margin. Other than that, the drive itself would, when used to move that much mass, have only a 60% chance of success, by which I mean, a 40% chance to turn the Moon into a supermassive projectile moving at greater than the speed of light in a random direction.
Personally, I support the experiment.
/discussion.
Good idea.
The chronal field would probably disrupt any craft that even got near it. Only the Godmodder would be immune...
Oh man....almost all the entities are gone, and these guys are pretty tough...how the heck are we gonna take care of 1-billion HP Project Binary? I say we just take out the others first!
I decide to continue my chain attack, and launch a thousand(1000) watermelons + Forge's Light bolt at Shattered Bill!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The watermelons deal 5,000 damage to Bill, but he quickly destroys the Forge's Light bolt with an eye blast akin to one of Herobrine's!
I assault GLaDOS with a cuneiform stylus l sharpened in SCP-585-3, by jabbing it into her hologram fifty million times in thirty seconds. I'm testing what her hologram can and can't take damage from.
I take Sol's Twig, The Blood Moon, a Flux Transformation Piston, and the Withervis Stave, and fashion them around an Entropy Ingot-coated Essentia Styxpearl, creating a Stabilized Entropic Transfuser. I play Moonlight Sonata on the keyboard of my Clockwarp Gauntlet, and disappear. Having traveled to five minutes before I started the final infusion, I stick the Transfuser onto a pedestal, along with a jar of Psionic Honey. Traveling forward in time to the present day, I realize I have technically made my wand more powerful, even though it would only affect the damage dealt slightly, regardless of how many alchemies I stick in. I never did get to see the full damage this thing can do. Meh. I wonder... if I can do a Wand Operandi. That would be kind of cool, but slightly OP.
I also take the liberty to attempt to save the game. Just in case anybody wishes to start any moon shenanigans.
Next, I ask my Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball a question, hoping my laborious trials to obtain it will account for more power than a Magic Cueball. Gesturing to the Arrival bosses and the Elites, I ask.
Do these... entities have any weaknesses? If they do, what are they, approximately?
Finally, I get to my offensive exposition (Hah. Alliterative allocations make my exposition of attacking deal 100.0 extra damage, and yes, that decimal point was intentional). I instantly take the souls of every single demon throwing insults at me with a halfhearted movement of my left hand, and trap their combined life force in a Warded Soul Jar. Really, I could take on much more than a few thousand. I did take on approximately 3.4 trillion with four others, and manipulated said demons into all dying. Anyways, I convert their combined Oversoul into essentia. Then, I pull out that device I activated before the Pionostrife, still exuding silver smoke. Plugging it into the side of the jar, I place a modified Vis Relay on the ground. The millions of points of essentia are converted by my device into energized Vis, and immediately pulse out of the jar, to the modified Relay. Picking up the jar, I proceed to tap the Relay with my wand; the Vis within it instantly strings out towards the Elites, having been weaponized to convert their bodies to Pang Nectar, or possibly hydrochloric acid. 10% chance of hydrochloric acid. I realize this will grant FseftrAI, Piono (though I think he left to go celebrate today), Maniac, and myself the ability to attack more exuberantly, though I do realize I am not technically Level Ten, though I am the closest player to that position.
Anyhow, I cause the Relay to evaporate. No evidence. Next, I proceed to whip out the Hazel Wand, and fire a stringy beam of pure electricity at the Elites. This bolt, upon striking an Elite, releases the unlimited fury of the Green Sun, thanks to my affinity with permanent binding spells. Directly after felling (or not felling) an Elite, the lightning passes through the back of the Elite, striking the next one with the same attack, and the next one, et cetera. Whilst they are semi-distracted, I flash-step behind another Elite, and stab them in the back with the Hazel Wand. Of course, as I have stated repeatedly, the Hazel Wand contains four Quills of Echidna thanks to the infusion process, and thusly is four times sharper than them, making my wand the sharpest thing in all of reality. As such, the wand pierces directly through any armor the Elite may have had, coming out the front side of the man's chest. All the blood that may or may not spray out is lacking from this attack, primarily due to the deal I made with YOG-SOTHOTH whilst creating my wand. The Gods get the blood as an offering, in exchange for unlimited power. The Wand is more powerful than I am.
After stabbing the Elite, I teleport into a crowd of them in an alarming manner, and twitch the Hazel Wand downward. Immediately, the bronze rod transforms into a modified-looking Caledfwlch, slightly longer, lighter, and less broad than the original. But still (supposedly) able to harm English. The blade crackles with lightning, briefly becoming a silhouette, an outline showing the vastness of space and time. Without a single thought for the safety of anybody around me, I swing the blade. The thing splits atomic bonds in the motion of arcing down, and fuses several together, creating a large amount of ozone in the area. The pale blade slices through the idiotic crowd of Elites around me, passing through seven in a single stroke. Then, I flash-step several feet back. A large gash comically appears on the chest of nine Elites, whilst a hole in the chests of others. Whether they died or not, an extremely overpowering force pulls the to the ground. When the afflicted strike the ground, a mess of tentacular Nightmare Fuel bursts out of the area they lie upon, writhing an twisting in an incomprehensibly disturbing manner. The plasmic Fuel tendrils melt through the bodies of the afflicted Elites (the ones struck by my attack). Finally, I arc my pale blade to the side, and it transforms back into the Hazel Wand. I flick the wand slightly, and a massive violet explosion in the center of all the melted/mutilated/unrecognizable bloody masses appears, and blows any survivors to utter oblivion, tearing their bodies into bits of flesh, blood (which instantly disappears), and organs, blasting them some nine hundred thousand feet into the air, above block height.
You find that there are no commands available with which to save your game! The last time you could have done that was back in Scratch's Manor, where the game actually turned into a text adventure!
You ask the ball, but then orchid energy clouds your vision.
Hm. No more hope? I'm the LORD of the stuff. You Arrival forces think you can just march in here and Doom us all. Well as long as we still have Life, we'll fight till our last Breath, till our Blood no longer flows, because beneath all our Rage is an undeniable Hope. Our Hearts and Minds are made up, our Light will send you back through the Void. We've got all the Time in this world, and an infinite Space to defend.
My lame speech somehow empowers all Players and summons an epic x12 Aspect Combo blast at the Minecraft Elites. ... My trigger finger is getting twitchy.
I then finally shoot the dice, causing acatastrophic Spader to hit the Minecraft Elites. I then try to shoot a Magic Cue Ball at Binary point blank.
1 Minecraft Elite killed! 10,500 damage to another!
Project Binary quickly unleashes an arc of energy at the Spader, turning it into a regular old D6! It clatters on the floor harmlessly.
1 D0N'T WANT ANY AN0MAL0US C0NSTRUCTS 1NTERFER1NG W1TH TH1S BATTLE.
The Magic Cueball harmlessly passes through Project Binary!
Leaving no time to observe the utter destruction that occurred as a result of my blatant lack of regard for human life, I get straight back into action, only separating this into separate posts due to the fear of editor troubles.
Peering at the mess of carcasses (or lack thereof) present due to my assault, I disappear. Looking up, the Elites realize I teleported above GodCraft, into space. Luckily, my arcane abilities insure I needn't use up oxygen in a manner like that. Or rather, I teleport the needed amounts into my lungs constantly. Anyhow, I pocket the Hazel Wand briefly. Moving my arms slightly in opposite directions, I concentrate. Suddenly, on GodCraft, the Elites can see two large comets. These comets are streaking directly towards them, exuding a faint violet light. They can also see another beam of light, exuding a pale light blue color, which they cannot recognize as any celestial body being manipulated by my will. The comets suddenly curve towards the group of Elites, and impact, immediately exploding with the force of a lesser supernova. Literally. Then, they realize that the other beam is missing. This makes them realize how their position suddenly went from a large crater caused by two comets, to standing upon bedrock. They then realize I am standing in the direct center of the bedrock-level crater.
Re-equipping the Hazel Wand, I stand in the center of the [remaining] Minecraft Elites. Without waiting for any of them to realize what has just occurred, I raise the hand currently not holding my most powerful weapon. Suddenly, several Elites find their lower bodies stuck into the unbreakable Bedrock, having rose to consume the invaders as per my request. (Let us forget I was the one who caused the crater in the first place). Showing absolutely no mercy to the Elites is crucial at this point. Suddenly, I spin around, and blow the head off of an Elite who was charging at me with a violet psionic eyeblast the size of a Psionic Honey-fueled eyeblast, drawing energy from the Hazel Wand. Spinning back around to the majority of the Elites, an instant-death rune glowing bright red appears on the forehead of several Elites. Realizing they are resistant to most instant-kill attacks such as runes, I stare at the Elites passively. A Mind symbol appears as a sort of auric disturbance. I stand rigid, hands on temples, concentrating. Any Elites behind me are instantly teleported before me. Suddenly, the Elites not currently trapped in bedrock jerk to life in an unsettling manner. Drawing their weapons, some crash into their fellows, hacking and firing at each other with their weapons. Other instantly kill themselves with aforementioned weapons. This is not my ability as a Mind player. This is me controlling electrochemical signals in their brains. However, I did still use my Mind powers. They permitted me to read their strategies like an open book.
I remove my hands from my temples, and levitate out of the crater, telekinetically dragging any surviving Elites along with me. Landing upon safe ground, the crater begins to exude violet gases. When the gas clears, all the Elites trapped in bedrock are either dead, dying horribly, or mutating into mindless beasts after having inhaled Flux Gas for three minutes straight. Then, I slam the surviving Elites I brought with me into the ground repeatedly with telekinesis at near the speed of light. Pointing the Hazel Wand at the mountain the Godmodder slammed into, I hold the Elites in place with tentacular strings of electricity, shocking them ruthlessly. Slowly, the mountain compresses into a singular straight pillar of earth. I pull my Wand towards me, and the pillar snaps into several chunks. The largest chunk levitates towards me at a steady rate, the others tumble into the ground, luckily(?) avoiding the Godmodder. As the pillar piece nears striking my face, I spin around, pointing my wand above the remaining Elites, still being shocked by over twenty amps whilst stuck to the ground by my will. In normal circumstances, this would kill a normal human in less than two seconds. Anyhow, I let my hand, still holding the Hazel Wand, to fall to my side. The pillar then crushes them.
At this point, I once again de-equip the Hazel Wand, and merely move one of my hands to the right. The pillar lifts itself into the air, and soars through the air before striking Shattered Bill directly in the eye. I then flash-step twenty meters away from my previous position.
Quite frankly, I could have merely said 'I attack the Minecraft Elites,' but there is no fun in that. Anyhow, a (smug) grin forms on my face. I can hear the thoughts of the Elites. No, not the eternal pain and suffering I have just caused them. I can hear what they thought last post now. 'Who are you?' I believe they thought. In their minds, I project a statement, telling them I am 'just some no8ody' that they will have to fight. That is, if they can survive long enough. Finally, I crush the minds of the remaining Elites with the behemoth Aranea-level text of my last two posts, wielding an Abstract Concept Solidifier.
You skip ahead approximately seventeen minutes, nine seconds, and forty one milliseconds. Three elves stand in an intersection. A look of surprise passes over the two you did not inform, a look of relief across the other.
Okay, 6,000 damage to all Minecraft Elites! That's how I'll balance that out.
Minecraft as a whole demolished? Why, that's what I was aiming for already. [01] will triumph.
Hey, Binary. Remember me? I generate a line of ones and zeroes - 10101010 - to protect Binary. Looks like you'll have to transfer them into twos again! Unless Binary foolishly rejects my help.
I also give Ikea back the Table Leg Leonstar0 stole from him. REMEMBER Y0U? ALL 1 KN0W Y0U AS 1S JUST AN0THER PLAYER 0F TH1S GAME. 0NE 1 MUST DESTR0Y.
While you stand there, puzzled, he rejects your line of code and orders the remaining Minecraft Elites to swarm you.
=CHARGE=
-15 / 50- Table's End
-3 / 5- The Six Smasher
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
Me and my army of SOUL-BOTS quickly jump towards IKEA!
He manages to disable most of the Soulbots, but one gets through!
It then smacks IKEA across the face with a GIANT SPIKY CHAIR.
=COMMAND=
9,000 minicritted damage!
The Arrival Forces fire at the GH-Mech, dealing 165,000 damage to it!
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to the WS-Mech and Corrupts the Multi-Powersuit by 10%!
The Multi-Powersuit switches to Recovery Mode and casts Mist's Care on itself, healing +20,000 HP! The Shard of Engie remains idle...
The SJ-Mech and W-Mech roll into the Minecraft Elites and use their kamikaze attacks on them, Spiderbite and Witch's Brew! The SJ-Mech grows two sharp blades tipped with poison and lashes out at the Elites, killing 3! The W-Mech's top opens up to reveal a massive gun containing some sort of liquid, spraying it at the Elites, killing 3! SJ-Mech killed! W-Mech killed! The WS-Mech and GH-Mech deal 40,000 damage to King Ikea! It seems their power against the special ops of the Arrival is weakened...
Bill then turns to Project Binary and tips his hat to him.
BILL: WELL, BATTL1NG'S FUN AND ALL, BUT 1'D BETTER SKEDADDLE! THAT'S A SYN0NYM F0R LEAV1NG. B1LL, 1 TH0UGHT WE WERE T0 STAY T0GETHER AS ALL1ES. BILL: 0H, TRUST ME, WE ARE! 1T'S JUST THAT 1 HAVE B1GGER PLANS T0 ATTEND T0 F0R R1GHT N0W. 1'M SURE Y0U UNDERSTAND THAT. WE WERE SUPP0SED T0 F1GHT HERE AS ALL1ES. BILL: 0H, REALLY? WELL 1 D0N'T SEE Y0U CUR1NG MY BL1NDNESS. FRANKLY, 1 TH1NK 1T'S 1MP0SS1BLE. AND WHERE EXACTLY ARE Y0U G01NG, ANYWAY? BILL: Y0U KN0W, JUST AN0THER R0UND 0F UN1SURF1NG. AGA1N? B1LL, TH1S BATTLE 1S SER10US BUS1NESS, N0T DEL1R10US B1ZNASTY. Y0U HAVE N0 R1GHT T0 LEAVE 1N THE M1DDLE 0F 1T. BILL: TRUST ME. WHAT 1'M D01NG 1S 1MP0RTANT. AND Y0U'LL THANK ME LATER!
He flies up to the sky and disappears in a flash of light.
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defeat the Arrival Forces!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defeat the Arrival Forces!
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
40/50 The Queen
5/25 Health Care Package
5/25 Health Care Package
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 7/11)
"Agh, get off of me! You are as hatless as you are poor and noobish! Jeez."
> R. K.: Uses an instruction book to dismantle IKEA. There is always one with every piece of furniture (kings)!"
> K4yne: And then i myself put him back together by ramming the dismantled body parts back into the wrong places.
"Insert slot A into slot D, aha sehr interessant!"
Well, Aquilonem Mors was meant to still be a vial... whatever.
And yes, that happens to be the chain of events of Be The Godmodders. Once the end of the godmodder's reign of terror, but now, because of someone or something as yet unknown (or rather, has yet to be decided) no longer a part of the multiversal timeline.
I finish the Magneto Marveller
2/3 for Cerebro's Crown
2/3 for the Fastfaller
Vriska shakes her head at Tazz. No. Not the future, as such. More that he can see destinies. People's ultim8 f8s. Even when the timeline changes. Magic cue8alls can't do that.
Erelye begins ranting, and then stops when he sees Vriska chuckling and shaking her head and Hank rolling his eyes.
And then the Arrival happens.
Hank grabs the still-healing CaptainM8ndfang and drags her to cover as the initial smackdown begins. We need to leave. And why would that 8e? Piono left. He must have known what was coming. Yes, he did. 8ut so did I. I was one of his generals, remem8er? I just didn't realize it would 8e so soon. Then what do you recommend? w8. >::::) That grin almost scares me. How did you do that on a Minecraft avatar? Figure it out for yourself.
Vriska stands up. Hank, cover me. I'm going to call in the rest of my forces. You mean you didn't call in everything? Of course not. Too many lives on the line. This is it though. The refugees either fight off the Arrival. Or get destroyed along with Godcraft. Refugees, wait, what? That's what my army was. Piono directed me to gra8 as many refugees from the destruction as possi8le........ And to have them 8uild me an army. Refugees? From where? Everywhere. Godcraft itself, Paradox Space, quite a few from Middle Earth. Is the conflict really that big?
Vriska nods, Hank rubs his head. Well shoot. How long do you need me to cover for? As long as possi8le.
Hank nods. Got it.
Vriska retreats back to a secluded area, and pulls out a communicator.
She begins chattering into it, trying to get the rest of the rebellion force scrambled as quickly as possible.
Hank runs up the wreckage of one of the many fallen behemoths and pulls out the Emerald Nova.
He shouts at the top of his lungs; CHEW ON THIS YOU SONS OF ********!!!!
And then, with 100% accuracy, goes full auto with the Emerald Nova on the minecraft elites. That's right. Full auto. not a single bullet missed. And that includes hitting corpses. Not counting piercing as multiple hits.
Hank pulls a heavy magnum out of its holster, then pulls out a pair of rocket boots, and shoots down two incoming minecraft elites while he puts them on. Hold your horses, I'll be with you in a moment.
Hank puts the last one on just in time. A few of the minecraft elites try and shoot him, but he performs an acrobatic Effing Pirouette off the top of his sniping post, and launches himself skyward at the Minecraft elites, now brandishing both the magnum and his Tai blade
He slices through the first elite's head, and pulls his body around, using it as a meat shield against the others as he flies around with the rocket boots, simultaneously shooting down minecraftians with head shots and ripping them open with his sword, while successfully dodging every shot that could possibly get him through his corpse-shield.
He continues around like this until he runs out of ammo, then switches out to his second magnum, and continues (yes, extended clip for both) and blasts his way through the rest of the elites until he runs out of ammo a second time, at which point he heads down to the ground, throws both magnums as hard as he can, which embed themselves in two more minecraftian heads, puts up his sword, pulls out two heavy machine guns, and this time, with a slightly lower level of accuracy, performs this:
Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Level:25; Sayonara Suckers
Yup, that's how good Hank is.
By this point, the minecraft elites have figured out that the air is not a good place to be while Hank has guns, and it seems he's got a fetch modus of some kind, so there's no telling how many guns or other assorted tricks he might have waiting. For now, its probably best for the infantry to find cover.
Elsewhere:
How many men do we have left? Only the last fleet itself. We've put all effort into finishing the engines so we can leave before the frames are finished.
How long will that take? A day or two.
That might take too long.
I didn't think Binary would be here so soon. Is there anything we can do?
Yes, have Tricky keep that shield up. It might attract her attention if there's an area completely out of her control.
Yes, but we can't afford to lose our capital ships before our conquest has even begun. Very well then.
Hello, Rick. looks like you're having a problem here. I have a suggestion for you: Cahoots.
Yes, CAH00000TS!
It woks like this: Your mecha and entities attack only Binary's forces, our entities do the same untill Binary's forces are defeated. Then you can continue our little war
I use my gravity powers to draw in one billion(1,000,000,000) asteroids to smash into King Ikea. I take it all the Arrival Forces are immune to alchemies?
You know Twin, the armybuster mechs and all of the few remaining neutral entities won't last long against these guys. I hope you have a plan for when nothing stands in their way, entity-wise, save for the godmodder himself!
Oh man....almost all the entities are gone, and these guys are pretty tough...how the heck are we gonna take care of 1-billion HP Project Binary? I say we just take out the others first!
I decide to continue my chain attack, and launch a thousand(1000) watermelons + Forge's Light bolt at Shattered Bill!
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I assault GLaDOS with a cuneiform stylus l sharpened in SCP-585-3, by jabbing it into her hologram fifty million times in thirty seconds. I'm testing what her hologram can and can't take damage from.
I have a truck dump one million(1,000,000) tons of sand and an Arcum Dei shot on Shattered Bill.
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I also take the liberty to attempt to save the game. Just in case anybody wishes to start any moon shenanigans.
Next, I ask my Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball a question, hoping my laborious trials to obtain it will account for more power than a Magic Cueball. Gesturing to the Arrival bosses and the Elites, I ask.
Do these... entities have any weaknesses? If they do, what are they, approximately?
Finally, I get to my offensive exposition (Hah. Alliterative allocations make my exposition of attacking deal 100.0 extra damage, and yes, that decimal point was intentional). I instantly take the souls of every single demon throwing insults at me with a halfhearted movement of my left hand, and trap their combined life force in a Warded Soul Jar. Really, I could take on much more than a few thousand. I did take on approximately 3.4 trillion with four others, and manipulated said demons into all dying. Anyways, I convert their combined Oversoul into essentia. Then, I pull out that device I activated before the Pionostrife, still exuding silver smoke. Plugging it into the side of the jar, I place a modified Vis Relay on the ground. The millions of points of essentia are converted by my device into energized Vis, and immediately pulse out of the jar, to the modified Relay. Picking up the jar, I proceed to tap the Relay with my wand; the Vis within it instantly strings out towards the Elites, having been weaponized to convert their bodies to Pang Nectar, or possibly hydrochloric acid. 10% chance of hydrochloric acid. I realize this will grant FseftrAI, Piono (though I think he left to go celebrate today), Maniac, and myself the ability to attack more exuberantly, though I do realize I am not technically Level Ten, though I am the closest player to that position.
Anyhow, I cause the Relay to evaporate. No evidence. Next, I proceed to whip out the Hazel Wand, and fire a stringy beam of pure electricity at the Elites. This bolt, upon striking an Elite, releases the unlimited fury of the Green Sun, thanks to my affinity with permanent binding spells. Directly after felling (or not felling) an Elite, the lightning passes through the back of the Elite, striking the next one with the same attack, and the next one, et cetera. Whilst they are semi-distracted, I flash-step behind another Elite, and stab them in the back with the Hazel Wand. Of course, as I have stated repeatedly, the Hazel Wand contains four Quills of Echidna thanks to the infusion process, and thusly is four times sharper than them, making my wand the sharpest thing in all of reality. As such, the wand pierces directly through any armor the Elite may have had, coming out the front side of the man's chest. All the blood that may or may not spray out is lacking from this attack, primarily due to the deal I made with YOG-SOTHOTH whilst creating my wand. The Gods get the blood as an offering, in exchange for unlimited power. The Wand is more powerful than I am.
After stabbing the Elite, I teleport into a crowd of them in an alarming manner, and twitch the Hazel Wand downward. Immediately, the bronze rod transforms into a modified-looking Caledfwlch, slightly longer, lighter, and less broad than the original. But still (supposedly) able to harm English. The blade crackles with lightning, briefly becoming a silhouette, an outline showing the vastness of space and time. Without a single thought for the safety of anybody around me, I swing the blade. The thing splits atomic bonds in the motion of arcing down, and fuses several together, creating a large amount of ozone in the area. The pale blade slices through the idiotic crowd of Elites around me, passing through seven in a single stroke. Then, I flash-step several feet back. A large gash comically appears on the chest of nine Elites, whilst a hole in the chests of others. Whether they died or not, an extremely overpowering force pulls the to the ground. When the afflicted strike the ground, a mess of tentacular Nightmare Fuel bursts out of the area they lie upon, writhing an twisting in an incomprehensibly disturbing manner. The plasmic Fuel tendrils melt through the bodies of the afflicted Elites (the ones struck by my attack). Finally, I arc my pale blade to the side, and it transforms back into the Hazel Wand. I flick the wand slightly, and a massive violet explosion in the center of all the melted/mutilated/unrecognizable bloody masses appears, and blows any survivors to utter oblivion, tearing their bodies into bits of flesh, blood (which instantly disappears), and organs, blasting them some nine hundred thousand feet into the air, above block height.
@Gerbil: Please forgive me for taking so long.
Chapter 26: YOG-SOTHOTH
In the previous chapter, I covered most of the Other Gods. However, I stated that there were several too involved in mortal affairs to be grouped up with the others. Regardless of that statement, I should clarify. By mortal affairs, I mean races from separate universes. No Great Old One, Elder Thing, or Other God has ever set their tainted tendrils towards Vetas in all its history, and never will directly. This is because of the Gray Ward cast by the prestigious Lord-Archmage Elendir Istar approximately nine hundred ninety seven thousand eight hundred fourty one loä ago. This spell sealed our universe, and those universes under the spell's protection, from the dark influences of elder beasts. So, unless you are some... circular motion device spinning mammal from another universe some three centuries after the date of writing this, you should be safe. That is, unless you were to artificially summon/create/import one of the aforementioned creatures.
The being Yog-Sothoth is the embodiment of time and space itself. He is everywhere not protected by the... Skaian universes I can see in my prophetic nightmares, or the Gray Wards hundreds of millennia old. Those universes feature a different method of spacetime. Yog-Sothoth is otherwise everywhere.
As a sentient being, Yog-Sothoth usually appears as a gigantic nerotim erostasi, if he indeed appears at all. He prefers to manipulate mortal races into doing his bidding, and commonly tricks them into seeming like their actions will be a boon. This is one of the greatest absurdities I have ever seen. Alas, our mortal minds cannot conceive that which is older than time itself, and twice as vast, contained in a mere nerotim erostasi. Of course, one cannot create such a thing without first establishing an Eldritch Location.
In the end, I cannot disperse much information on the nature of this entity, for feat that I shall be slated for blasphemy and execution by our aristocracy on Carnisca. Such kinds of souls inherently underestimate the power that their enemies command.
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May as well open up a memo for them.
CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Myriad_Explanatory_Statements.
CURRENT abnormalConfidant [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: So, you have a memo instead.
CAC: Whatever. But, you said to wait for a 'temporary sessional merge,' right?
CAT: Precisely. You wait for the merge, we go in, and everybody's relatively safe.
CURRENT catastrophicGovernance [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCG: Im on lomal with araeva and navela
CAT: Are you? Excellent. Tell them I said hi. I'm there as well.
CCG: Ok, ill just slowly rot here while you go perform acts of heroism
CAC: What's going on?
CAT: Right. We're going to initiate the plan early. However, I am going to take out Nelrte, and then go.
CCG: Yep, youre ****ing right well kill him
CAT: Very well. Virnul, I can sense Nelrte at the Temple. Zoey... good luck.
CURRENT ambiguousTheoretician [CAT] closed memo.
Very well. They shall be on their way. You activate your stolen Clockboard, and skip to when they do arrive at your current position.
I get a giant table and whack Ikea with it, because irony.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
My lame speech somehow empowers all Players and summons an epic x12 Aspect Combo blast at the Minecraft Elites. ... My trigger finger is getting twitchy.
I then finally shoot the dice, causing acatastrophic Spader to hit the Minecraft Elites. I then try to shoot a Magic Cue Ball at Binary point blank.
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Peering at the mess of carcasses (or lack thereof) present due to my assault, I disappear. Looking up, the Elites realize I teleported above GodCraft, into space. Luckily, my arcane abilities insure I needn't use up oxygen in a manner like that. Or rather, I teleport the needed amounts into my lungs constantly. Anyhow, I pocket the Hazel Wand briefly. Moving my arms slightly in opposite directions, I concentrate. Suddenly, on GodCraft, the Elites can see two large comets. These comets are streaking directly towards them, exuding a faint violet light. They can also see another beam of light, exuding a pale light blue color, which they cannot recognize as any celestial body being manipulated by my will. The comets suddenly curve towards the group of Elites, and impact, immediately exploding with the force of a lesser supernova. Literally. Then, they realize that the other beam is missing. This makes them realize how their position suddenly went from a large crater caused by two comets, to standing upon bedrock. They then realize I am standing in the direct center of the bedrock-level crater.
Re-equipping the Hazel Wand, I stand in the center of the [remaining] Minecraft Elites. Without waiting for any of them to realize what has just occurred, I raise the hand currently not holding my most powerful weapon. Suddenly, several Elites find their lower bodies stuck into the unbreakable Bedrock, having rose to consume the invaders as per my request. (Let us forget I was the one who caused the crater in the first place). Showing absolutely no mercy to the Elites is crucial at this point. Suddenly, I spin around, and blow the head off of an Elite who was charging at me with a violet psionic eyeblast the size of a Psionic Honey-fueled eyeblast, drawing energy from the Hazel Wand. Spinning back around to the majority of the Elites, an instant-death rune glowing bright red appears on the forehead of several Elites. Realizing they are resistant to most instant-kill attacks such as runes, I stare at the Elites passively. A Mind symbol appears as a sort of auric disturbance. I stand rigid, hands on temples, concentrating. Any Elites behind me are instantly teleported before me. Suddenly, the Elites not currently trapped in bedrock jerk to life in an unsettling manner. Drawing their weapons, some crash into their fellows, hacking and firing at each other with their weapons. Other instantly kill themselves with aforementioned weapons. This is not my ability as a Mind player. This is me controlling electrochemical signals in their brains. However, I did still use my Mind powers. They permitted me to read their strategies like an open book.
I remove my hands from my temples, and levitate out of the crater, telekinetically dragging any surviving Elites along with me. Landing upon safe ground, the crater begins to exude violet gases. When the gas clears, all the Elites trapped in bedrock are either dead, dying horribly, or mutating into mindless beasts after having inhaled Flux Gas for three minutes straight. Then, I slam the surviving Elites I brought with me into the ground repeatedly with telekinesis at near the speed of light. Pointing the Hazel Wand at the mountain the Godmodder slammed into, I hold the Elites in place with tentacular strings of electricity, shocking them ruthlessly. Slowly, the mountain compresses into a singular straight pillar of earth. I pull my Wand towards me, and the pillar snaps into several chunks. The largest chunk levitates towards me at a steady rate, the others tumble into the ground, luckily(?) avoiding the Godmodder. As the pillar piece nears striking my face, I spin around, pointing my wand above the remaining Elites, still being shocked by over twenty amps whilst stuck to the ground by my will. In normal circumstances, this would kill a normal human in less than two seconds. Anyhow, I let my hand, still holding the Hazel Wand, to fall to my side. The pillar then crushes them.
At this point, I once again de-equip the Hazel Wand, and merely move one of my hands to the right. The pillar lifts itself into the air, and soars through the air before striking Shattered Bill directly in the eye. I then flash-step twenty meters away from my previous position.
Quite frankly, I could have merely said 'I attack the Minecraft Elites,' but there is no fun in that. Anyhow, a (smug) grin forms on my face. I can hear the thoughts of the Elites. No, not the eternal pain and suffering I have just caused them. I can hear what they thought last post now. 'Who are you?' I believe they thought. In their minds, I project a statement, telling them I am 'just some no8ody' that they will have to fight. That is, if they can survive long enough. Finally, I crush the minds of the remaining Elites with the behemoth Aranea-level text of my last two posts, wielding an Abstract Concept Solidifier.
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You skip ahead approximately seventeen minutes, nine seconds, and forty one milliseconds. Three elves stand in an intersection. A look of surprise passes over the two you did not inform, a look of relief across the other.
Hey, Binary. Remember me? I generate a line of ones and zeroes - 10101010 - to protect Binary. Looks like you'll have to transfer them into twos again! Unless Binary foolishly rejects my help.
I also give Ikea back the Table Leg Leonstar0 stole from him.
Oh no
=CHARGE=
-15 / 50- Table's End
-3 / 5- The Six Smasher
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
Me and my army of SOUL-BOTS quickly jump towards IKEA!
He manages to disable most of the Soulbots, but one gets through!
It then smacks IKEA across the face with a GIANT SPIKY CHAIR.
=COMMAND=
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Well, you won't have it for much longer...
IKEA: SAVE-YOUR-BREATH-PLAYER
IKEA: WE-ARE-NOT-HERE-FOR-SALUTATIONS
IKEA: WE-ARE-HERE-FOR-DEMOLISHING
BILL: WH0A, TAKE 1T EASY THERE, 1KEA! 0F C0URSE SALUTAT10NS ARE A G00D 1DEA!
BILL: 1 D0 AGREE W1TH Y0U 0N THE DEM0L1SH1NG B1T, TH0UGH.
The Godmodder realizes that.
SYNTHETIC SPRAYER: A machine gun made from an alloy of ununoctium. It can shoot normal ammo, acidic sprays, and ununoctium bullest whose properties are unknown.
GLaDOS: It is our mission here to destroy the Godmodder, and then terminate Minecraft.
GLaDOS: Additionally, we were also instructed to lay waste to any of the Players upon Arrival.
GLaDOS: Notice the proper noun, which would imply that these Players are important than any regular players. Frankly, some of you aren't, but that's besides the point.
GLaDOS: We are hostile to all of you, your avatars and your real-life selves. You are, after all, enemies of the world.
Okay. Well, you can use the Infused shot more, but don't expect it to have the same power level as its first shot! 50 posts sounds good.
The Arrival forces quickly dodge the orbital fire, and Ikea's ship returns fire! His chronal displacers instantly uproot the timeline of whatever fired the orbital artillery, removing it from existence!
> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => IUBEOQUE
You expend 2 Hog Slop and 3 Weasel Snot.
Upon activating the attack, nothing seems to happen. At least, at first. You turn around to see that your shadow has turned blood-red. You jump away in astonishment and see that it isn't following your movements! It peels off the ground, hanging in the air, and two white eyes appear on it. You look at it closer and see that it appears to be formed from solid red flame. It seems to be awaiting something... perhaps orders? You point at King Ikea, and a flaming scythe forms in its hands! It flashsteps over to the entity and mercilessly aggresses him with his scythe! However, although the shadow is two-dimensional, Ikea quickly retreats and pulls out a mirror, trapping the shadow inside of it! He bangs against the glass futilely... Ikea takes 15,000 damage.
7,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
The Warhead explodes, creating a massive purple fireball that engulfs the sky! However, since you didn't specify who was targeted by the explosion, it damages the Multi-Powersuit, dealing 6,000 damage!
Hey, welcome back!
Project Binary blips the neutrinos' coding out of existence, turning them into harmless hydrogen atoms!
Okay... You tried to pull this back on 9/1/14. You can't interact with anything on Earth. Your powers only extend to Minecraft.
HEX Transcendent added! Due to being so weak, it is instantly obliterated by the Arrival Forces!
7,000 damage to Ikea!
Charges will work, but have decreased power at this point.
The reason Project Binary looks Egyptian is probably because his design is meant to mirror that of a cobra.
Shattered Bill contemplates casting Familicide on Arthur, but decides to hold off on that spell for now. He just raises his hand and fires a massive wall of purple flame at Arthur, chasing him off!
The Fluorite Octet is the standard version of the set of eight eight-sided dice. The Faceless Eight was THE OPERATOR's version of the Fluorite Octet.
Potion of Frostbite && Faceless Eight = Arctic Octave (Level 8: 1/9)
Indeed.
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => PAX AZURITE
You expend 6 Weasel Snot.
25,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
Both weapons deal 12,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
[3] The Godmodder
Alright. Here he is. The main focus of this guide. The Big Man is here, and he by no means wants to take a time out. This guy, the Godmodder himself, is such a powerful godmodder that his name is a proper noun. He represents the godmodding community as a whole, and he is a force to be reckoned with. As I mentioned earlier, the reason the Godmodder earns this proper status is because he's the most powerful godmodder in all of existence.
He rests at the highest conventional tier of the Godmodding Scale, Omega+. Pretty much the entire array of godmodding is available to him, and I'm reasonably sure that he could take over an entire universe if he wants to. He can do anything he wants in Minecraft OR Earth, and he is nigh-invulnerable. So I bet you're wondering something. Why is he just making a Minecraft server if he could be a literal god?
Well, that's the question, isn't it. I have no clue why the Godmodder won't follow the full extent of his powers, but I have a few good guesses. The big one has got to do with the job of a godmodder: his job is to make everyone he makes ragequit. He can do this just by being so blatantly overpowered, so obnoxious, and so completely annoying that players left and right will leave the server they're on in rage. If this happens, it's a win for the godmodder.
THIS Godmodder has taken things a step further. Since he has so much power, he's given himself a big goal to reach: make every Minecraft player ragequit at once. He's so determined to sticking to the definition of a godmodder that I think he's completely lost sight of what he could really do with his power if he put his mind to it. Mind you, he's powerful now. But think of what he could do...
Sorry, I'm rambling. Anyway, I think another good guess would be that he wants to climb to the highest tier of Godmodding EVER: The Psi. To do that, however, is not a simple task. You need to gather up the fabled Ancestral Artifacts left behind by the first Psi-Godmodder, as well as the Disc. (More on these later.) Perhaps the Godmodder's inhibiting himself because he wants to climb up there and THEN reach his full potential? I'm not so sure.
Alright, enough talk on guesses. This is a guide on facts. So here are some. The Godmodder's name is Richard, and the reason he's so powerful is because he's one of the first ever godmodders besides the Psi-Godmodder. In fact, he was directly inspired by the Psi-Godmodder to take up the craft of godmodding! He played Minecraft very early in its life and recognized it for what it was relatively quickly. As such, he quickly gained powers that no conventional player could ever dream of, and eventually turned them to the dark side in a great pranking war.
Now, in order to make sure no one can best him, the Godmodder has killed off most lower-level godmodders and nearly all the higher-level ones. Legend holds that the only people who can knock him off from his throne are the fabled Descendants of the Players who fought in the original Godmodding War. And they could certainly do a good job of it, but they would need to train very hard first.
The Godmodder, at his high level of power, has access to all of the godmodding techniques, including and surpassing the ones listed in the previous chapter. Some of these he employs so frequently, they'll get their own chapters! In fact, now would be a good time to look at them.
ORB OF FINALE: A multicolored orb with an extreme power. Upon use, grants the user a supercharged attack.
2 Minecraft Elites killed! After the attack fades, you quickly see the arm fade and switch to a new form: its slightly less innocuous double, an absolutely massive cannon with railguns, sniper rifles, magazines, machine guns, and a black hole attached. Stenciled on its side is "LEFTY". You quickly brandish Lefty in awe, ready to attack with it.
Ikea chuckles.
IKEA: A-MEMBER-OF-THE-CHAIR-BASED-SOCIETY
IKEA: I-REMEMBER-YOU
IKEA: YOU-WERE-THE-ONE-WHO-FIRED-MISSILES-AT-MY-HOME
IKEA: I-SHOULD-THANK-YOU
IKEA: YOU-BROUGHT-ME-INTO-THIS-WAR
IKEA: FITTING-THAT-I-WILL-TAKE-YOU-OUT-OF-IT
IKEA: ALSO
IKEA: YOU-SERIOUSLY-COPIED-PIT'S-CHANT
IKEA: THAT'S-UNORIGINAL-MAN
IKEA: WOW
Regardless, the next three attacks against Ikea minicrit!
WELL, 1 W0ULD APPREC1ATE Y0U DY1NG M0RE AS WELL. BUT 1 KN0W Y0UR F1LES. Y0U'RE A T0UGH NUT T0 CRACK. WE'LL W0RK 0N Y0U LATER.
The SJ-Mech and W-Mech's lights turn green. It seems they understand your message.
Mini-critted 7,500 damage to Ikea!
Make it Rain && Trillion Dollar Bill = Windfall (Level 2: 1/3)
11,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
Every part of the Omega-2 Batallion was destroyed. The Black Box is gone.
You cannot interact with Earth. You have no power there.
Project Binary telekinetically seizes the S.S. Supergiant and teleports it in a flash of orchid light to an actual supergiant! It promptly explodes into a supernova. If that doesn't destroy the ship, it at least leaves it stranded in deep space.
This is your fourth post this turn. Nothing in this post will count.
Armageddon days indeed.
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => THE BLOT
You expend 4 Weasel Snot and 1 Pie Filling.
You equip the Blotspitter and deal 30,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
The lesser creatures happen to be random Minecraft mobs, and Ikea's ship quickly disrupts itself from the timeline and moves itself to the right in time, positioning itself, somehow, five seconds in the future, when your attack is finished. It then guns you down.
This is your fifth post this turn. Nothing in this post will count.
Ikea's armor takes up the brunt of the fork's attack!
This is your sixth post this turn. Nothing in it will count.
It was already established that a. having the moon slam into GodCraft would be worse than this, and b. only the Godmodder could do that.
Indeed.
7,500 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
No.
Good idea.
The chronal field would probably disrupt any craft that even got near it. Only the Godmodder would be immune...
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The watermelons deal 5,000 damage to Bill, but he quickly destroys the Forge's Light bolt with an eye blast akin to one of Herobrine's!
4,000 damage to GLaDOS!
Shattered Bill floats. Getting sand dumped on him wouldn't really do much. He dispels the Arcum Dei shot in a similar way to the Forge's Light shot!
You find that there are no commands available with which to save your game! The last time you could have done that was back in Scratch's Manor, where the game actually turned into a text adventure!
You ask the ball, but then orchid energy clouds your vision.
0H, D1DN'T 1 MENT10N? N0NE 0F Y0UR 0RACLES W1LL W0RK AT TH1S P01NT. Y0UR'E FLY1NG BL1ND N0W.
The Elites turn into hydrochloric acid, but then instantly phase back into their normal selves!
10,000 damage to four Elites!
5,000 damage to seven Elites!
6,000 damage to nine Elites!
Additional 8,000 damage to all the 20 above Elites!
Project Binary seems impressed...
Bill equips a metal umbrella.
Ikea is immune against all table-based attacks!
1 Minecraft Elite killed! 10,500 damage to another!
Project Binary quickly unleashes an arc of energy at the Spader, turning it into a regular old D6! It clatters on the floor harmlessly.
1 D0N'T WANT ANY AN0MAL0US C0NSTRUCTS 1NTERFER1NG W1TH TH1S BATTLE.
The Magic Cueball harmlessly passes through Project Binary!
Okay, 6,000 damage to all Minecraft Elites! That's how I'll balance that out.
9,000 minicritted damage!
The Arrival Forces fire at the GH-Mech, dealing 165,000 damage to it!
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to the WS-Mech and Corrupts the Multi-Powersuit by 10%!
The Multi-Powersuit switches to Recovery Mode and casts Mist's Care on itself, healing +20,000 HP! The Shard of Engie remains idle...
The SJ-Mech and W-Mech roll into the Minecraft Elites and use their kamikaze attacks on them, Spiderbite and Witch's Brew! The SJ-Mech grows two sharp blades tipped with poison and lashes out at the Elites, killing 3! The W-Mech's top opens up to reveal a massive gun containing some sort of liquid, spraying it at the Elites, killing 3! SJ-Mech killed! W-Mech killed! The WS-Mech and GH-Mech deal 40,000 damage to King Ikea! It seems their power against the special ops of the Arrival is weakened...
Bill then turns to Project Binary and tips his hat to him.
BILL: WELL, BATTL1NG'S FUN AND ALL, BUT 1'D BETTER SKEDADDLE!
THAT'S A SYN0NYM F0R LEAV1NG. B1LL, 1 TH0UGHT WE WERE T0 STAY T0GETHER AS ALL1ES.
BILL: 0H, TRUST ME, WE ARE! 1T'S JUST THAT 1 HAVE B1GGER PLANS T0 ATTEND T0 F0R R1GHT N0W. 1'M SURE Y0U UNDERSTAND THAT.
WE WERE SUPP0SED T0 F1GHT HERE AS ALL1ES.
BILL: 0H, REALLY? WELL 1 D0N'T SEE Y0U CUR1NG MY BL1NDNESS.
FRANKLY, 1 TH1NK 1T'S 1MP0SS1BLE. AND WHERE EXACTLY ARE Y0U G01NG, ANYWAY?
BILL: Y0U KN0W, JUST AN0THER R0UND 0F UN1SURF1NG.
AGA1N? B1LL, TH1S BATTLE 1S SER10US BUS1NESS, N0T DEL1R10US B1ZNASTY. Y0U HAVE N0 R1GHT T0 LEAVE 1N THE M1DDLE 0F 1T.
BILL: TRUST ME. WHAT 1'M D01NG 1S 1MP0RTANT. AND Y0U'LL THANK ME LATER!
He flies up to the sky and disappears in a flash of light.
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defeat the Arrival Forces!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defeat the Arrival Forces!
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
Project Binary: [01] HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000.
Ghost of GLaDOS: [01] HP: 796,000/800,000.
Shattered Bill: [01] HP: 995,000/1,000,000.King Ikea: [01] HP: 671,500/750,000.
Minecraft Elites: [01] HP: 31,000/50,000. (x5.) 30,000/50,000. (x9.) 44,000/50,000. (x27.)
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Multi-Powersuit: [N] HP: 94,000/160,000. Current Mode: Recovery. Healing Flows: II Mist's Care: IIII
Shard of Engie: [N] HP: ??? Stability: 100%. Consume: 35%.
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 263,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 143,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 15/125. Killstreak: 54. Locked in chains.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII IN USE (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
20 Hog Slop
26 Elf Tears
22 Pie Filling
9 Weasel Snot
1/5.
One of the metal tendrils along the suit's arm blazes with a white glow.
1ST POST
I attack the Minecraft Elites with a never-ending hail of incredibly improbable events, skewing their defense against us.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 23/35
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 10/15
He scream
5/25 Health Care Package
5/25 Health Care Package
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 7/11)
"Agh, get off of me! You are as hatless as you are poor and noobish! Jeez."
> R. K.: Uses an instruction book to dismantle IKEA. There is always one with every piece of furniture (kings)!"
> K4yne: And then i myself put him back together by ramming the dismantled body parts back into the wrong places.
"Insert slot A into slot D, aha sehr interessant!"
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Strange Hippocrates 451 / Strange No Joke
UBER Variations: Uber, Kritz, Wither, ???
Charges: IIIIIIIIIIII
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
NEW ALCHEMY: Boot && Red-Matter Explosives && Planet Buster && A Katamari = ??? 1/???
It's High Noon
*ollies outie*
And yes, that happens to be the chain of events of Be The Godmodders. Once the end of the godmodder's reign of terror, but now, because of someone or something as yet unknown (or rather, has yet to be decided) no longer a part of the multiversal timeline.
I finish the Magneto Marveller
2/3 for Cerebro's Crown
2/3 for the Fastfaller
Vriska shakes her head at Tazz.
No. Not the future, as such.
More that he can see destinies.
People's ultim8 f8s.
Even when the timeline changes.
Magic cue8alls can't do that.
Erelye begins ranting, and then stops when he sees Vriska chuckling and shaking her head and Hank rolling his eyes.
And then the Arrival happens.
Hank grabs the still-healing CaptainM8ndfang and drags her to cover as the initial smackdown begins.
We need to leave.
And why would that 8e?
Piono left.
He must have known what was coming.
Yes, he did.
8ut so did I.
I was one of his generals, remem8er?
I just didn't realize it would 8e so soon.
Then what do you recommend?
w8.
>::::)
That grin almost scares me.
How did you do that on a Minecraft avatar?
Figure it out for yourself.
Vriska stands up.
Hank, cover me.
I'm going to call in the rest of my forces.
You mean you didn't call in everything?
Of course not.
Too many lives on the line.
This is it though.
The refugees either fight off the Arrival.
Or get destroyed along with Godcraft.
Refugees, wait, what?
That's what my army was.
Piono directed me to gra8 as many refugees from the destruction as possi8le........
And to have them 8uild me an army.
Refugees? From where?
Everywhere. Godcraft itself, Paradox Space, quite a few from Middle Earth.
Is the conflict really that big?
Vriska nods, Hank rubs his head.
Well shoot.
How long do you need me to cover for?
As long as possi8le.
Hank nods.
Got it.
Vriska retreats back to a secluded area, and pulls out a communicator.
She begins chattering into it, trying to get the rest of the rebellion force scrambled as quickly as possible.
Hank runs up the wreckage of one of the many fallen behemoths and pulls out the Emerald Nova.
He shouts at the top of his lungs; CHEW ON THIS YOU SONS OF ********!!!!
And then, with 100% accuracy, goes full auto with the Emerald Nova on the minecraft elites. That's right. Full auto. not a single bullet missed. And that includes hitting corpses. Not counting piercing as multiple hits.
Hank pulls a heavy magnum out of its holster, then pulls out a pair of rocket boots, and shoots down two incoming minecraft elites while he puts them on.
Hold your horses, I'll be with you in a moment.
Hank puts the last one on just in time. A few of the minecraft elites try and shoot him, but he performs an acrobatic Effing Pirouette off the top of his sniping post, and launches himself skyward at the Minecraft elites, now brandishing both the magnum and his Tai blade
He slices through the first elite's head, and pulls his body around, using it as a meat shield against the others as he flies around with the rocket boots, simultaneously shooting down minecraftians with head shots and ripping them open with his sword, while successfully dodging every shot that could possibly get him through his corpse-shield.
He continues around like this until he runs out of ammo, then switches out to his second magnum, and continues (yes, extended clip for both) and blasts his way through the rest of the elites until he runs out of ammo a second time, at which point he heads down to the ground, throws both magnums as hard as he can, which embed themselves in two more minecraftian heads, puts up his sword, pulls out two heavy machine guns, and this time, with a slightly lower level of accuracy, performs this:
Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Level:25;
Sayonara Suckers
Yup, that's how good Hank is.
By this point, the minecraft elites have figured out that the air is not a good place to be while Hank has guns, and it seems he's got a fetch modus of some kind, so there's no telling how many guns or other assorted tricks he might have waiting. For now, its probably best for the infantry to find cover.
Elsewhere:
How many men do we have left?
Only the last fleet itself. We've put all effort into finishing the engines so we can leave before the frames are finished.
How long will that take?
A day or two.
That might take too long.
I didn't think Binary would be here so soon.
Is there anything we can do?
Yes, have Tricky keep that shield up.
It might attract her attention if there's an area completely out of her control.
Yes, but we can't afford to lose our capital ships before our conquest has even begun.
Very well then.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Whorp!
Hello, Rick. looks like you're having a problem here. I have a suggestion for you: Cahoots.
Yes, CAH00000TS!
It woks like this: Your mecha and entities attack only Binary's forces, our entities do the same untill Binary's forces are defeated. Then you can continue our little war
Cahooooooooootsoriwillstabyou
Australian IcepickerIII
Is that the right way to charge it?
Pure Phlebotinum Complete!
Amethyst-top Complete!
The Dealer 4/6
Green Sun Streetsweeper && Pure Phlebotinum
Portal Gun || 0bsidian || Cyan Dye || Purple Dye
Also, is the Manipuleightir repaired?
I use my gravity powers to draw in one billion(1,000,000,000) asteroids to smash into King Ikea. I take it all the Arrival Forces are immune to alchemies?
You know Twin, the armybuster mechs and all of the few remaining neutral entities won't last long against these guys. I hope you have a plan for when nothing stands in their way, entity-wise, save for the godmodder himself!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Boot && Red-Matter Explosives && Planet Buster && A Katamari = ??? 2/?
It's High Noon