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let me specify some things on my commands
FOL- Forward onto lazers - used when stopping on lazers, if already on lazers, directed towards next lazer that is visibleTurning- 270 = left turn, 90 = Right turn, 180 = turn around
Direction/Go direction- If using a directional command, it's duration is until it's impossible to go further without solving something/impossible completely, or until next to another possible pathway
Please forgive me if I mess something up
move around, jump through open segment, right, 180, forward, right turn, forward, left turn, forward until through door, 270, forward, go left, FOL, forward, 90, FOL, FOL, forward, 90, FOL, FOL, FOL, forward, 90, forward, 270, forward, 90, forward, 90, forward, 270, forward into hole, forward, left turn, forward, left turn, forward, left turn, forward, go right, FOL, FOL, 180, forward, 90, FOL, through door, 270, FOL, through door, right turn, forward, 270, forward, 90, into hole, forward, 90, forward
Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Levl 6, 3/7)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 9/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 8/11)
I listen to Vriska's whole thing without giving much care. I mean, no fate but what me make, right? Really, all I needed to know was that Piono's got future sight, and that's easily facsimiled with a Magic Cue Ball, so we're not really missing out...
Wait a minute. I'M LEVEL 5?!
I do a happy dance of unbelievably happy proportions. My new Combat Operandi and Battle Techniques need immediate investigation as to their effects, and I happily introduce Mighty Melee to the face of the W-Mech to start this pure awesome off.
let me specify some things on my commands
FOL- Forward onto lazers - used when stopping on lazers, if already on lazers, directed towards next lazer that is visibleTurning- 270 = left turn, 90 = Right turn, 180 = turn around
Direction/Go direction- If using a directional command, it's duration is until it's impossible to go further without solving something/impossible completely, or until next to another possible pathway
Please forgive me if I mess something up
move around, jump through open segment, right, 180, forward, right turn, forward, left turn, forward until through door, 270, forward, go left, FOL, forward, 90, FOL, FOL, forward, 90, FOL, FOL, FOL, forward, 90, forward, 270, forward, 90, forward, 90, forward, 270, forward into hole, forward, left turn, forward, left turn, forward, left turn, forward, go right, FOL, FOL, 180, forward, 90, FOL, through door, 270, FOL, through door, right turn, forward, 270, forward, 90, into hole, forward, 90, forward
Let's do this.
Oh hell. Here we go.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V. 4.22.) Enter prompt.
> Jump through open door
Just as the door is about to close, you narrowly jump through it. It feels like you've waited a month for this moment.
> Right
You walk right, but do not turn right.
> Turn around
You turn around. The path is in front of you, branching off to the right and leading to the way out.
> Forward
You walk until the path turns right.
> Turn right
You turn right.
> Forward
You walk forward. The door is now at your left.
> Turn left
You turn left. The door is now in front of you. The immediate entrance is yellow, but then turns white and black further down.
> Forward until through door
You walk all the way through the entrance. Colors swirl in your vision. As you walk, you spot a sign to your left. It shows a man preparing to eat an elephant for dinner. When examined, it says "Complicated problems are easier when solved one step at a time."
You keep walking until the corridor comes to a stop. At the very end is a plain white door. You go through it.
What you see takes your breath away. A series of cubic glass rooms, each stacked on top of each other, each containing a piece to a puzzle, with your Ghost in the middle of it all. The challenges before were a warm-up to what lies ahead. You now are about to take part in the final act of The Escape from this Antichamber.
> Turn left
You look to your left. Directly in front of you is a closed door. A pathway lies to your left, with a laser and another closed door in there.
> Forward
You walk up to the door.
> Left
You walk left, into the pathway.
> Forward on laser
You walk into the laser. The door opens.
> Forward
You walk forward, hearing the door close behind you.
> Turn right
You turn right. To your right is a window and an entrance out of this corridor, opening into other paths. Embedded into the window is a slot for a cube to be inserted. In front of you is a closed door, with two lasers in front of it.
> Forward on laser
You step into the two lasers, opening the door. From what you can see ahead, there are two more entrances out of the corridor, again to your right. In front of you is another laser and closed door.
> Forward on laser
You step into the laser, opening the door. You know, from all I've heard about this place, I though it would be challenging. I certainly told you that. But so far, all it's been is opening doors. Where's the fun in that?
> Forward
You step forward. The path continues to your right.
> Turn right
You turn right. Another entrance, another laser, another door.
> Forward on laser
You step through the laser, opening the door. Up ahead is ANOTHER entrance, laser, and door.
> Forward on laser
You step through the laser, opening the door. Up ahead is yet another entrance, laser, and door.
> Forward on laser
You step through the laser, opening the door. The path continues to the right.
> Forward
You step through the door, hearing it close behind you.
> Turn right
You turn right. The path splits into two other pathways for you to go through.
> Forward
You step forward. The wall in front of you slides open to reveal a panel. It has slots for 7 cubes to be put into it.
> Turn left
You turn left. The small room in front of you leads to the right.
> Forward
You step into the room. To your right is an orange disintegration field.
> Turn right
You turn right, facing the disintegration field.
> Forward
You walk through the field. It only takes up a small amount of space, and you pass through it easily. When you come out, the path continues to your right.
> Turn right
You turn right. Up ahead, the path opens up to a walkway leading to other cube areas, with a glass wall in front of you showing the Ghost and other rooms. To your right is a wall, which slides open to reveal the same panel that you saw earlier.
> Forward
You step through the entrance.
> Turn left
You turn left. In front of you is a window revealing a sphere of red cubes. The path in front of you continues for a ways, then drops down into a hole.
> Forward into hole
You walk forward, into the hole. You now stand in an empty corridor that branches off to the left.
> Forward
You walk forward. The path continues to the left.
> Turn left
You turn left. The path branches off to the left ahead.
> Forward
You walk forward. The path continues to the left.
> Turn left
You turn left. The path turns blue and branches off to the left ahead.
> Forward
You walk forward. The path continues to the left.
> Turn left
You turn left. Up ahead is another small disintegration field. Past that is the bottom floor of this gauntlet, with many other cubic rooms ahead. Your Ghost is above it all, watching you, taunting you. The chase is over, for now. All it wants now is for you to get to it.
A glass square is near your feet, with channels that run across the floor, beneath the field, and into the gauntlet.
> Forward
You step forward, going through the field and into the bottom floor. In front of you is a glass room. The two paths merge into one then separate afterwards. An opening runs through the middle of the cube, with a purple disintegration field in it. Another room lies behind it, with a larger disintegration field. On either side of the two rooms are two entrances to other areas.
> Right
You walk right, with an entrance in front of you. The entrance leads to a chartreuse room with two lasers.
> Forward on laser
You walk into the first laser, but nothing happens.
> Forward on laser
You walk into the second laser, also stepping onto a pad. The pad goes up, into a new area. The walls change to purple.
> Turn around
You turn around. The path up ahead leads to a glass floor, with a closed door in front of you. The ghost is casting a blue light all around the path.
> Forward
You step forward, onto the glass.
> Turn right
You turn right. Directly to your left is the closed door. A little further back, but on the same wall, is a curious pattern. Further back is another closed door. In front of you are two rods with a laser between them. To your right is a pathway.
> Forward on laser
You walk forward, stepping on the laser. The door to your left opens.
> Through door
You walk through the door. In front of you is a closed door, 1/3rd of the way open.
> Turn left
You turn left. To your right is the closed door. A little further back is another pattern. Further back is another closed door. In front of you are two rods with a laser.
> Forward on laser
You walk into the laser, opening the door to your right.
> Through door
You walk through the door.
> Turn right
You turn right. To your right is the door you just came from. Further down is another pattern. Further down is another closed door. To your left is a red path.
> Forward
You walk forward. The path is to your left.
> Turn left
You turn left. The path is in front of you.
> Forward
You walk forward, into the path. To your right, the path drops down to some white corridors.
> Turn right
You turn right, the drop-down right in front of you.
> Into hole
You drop down into the hole. The path continues to your right.
> Forward
You walk forward. A sign is to your left, showing a grandfather talking to his grandchildren. When examined, it says "We can appreciate the entire journey by looking back at how far we've come."
> Turn right
You turn right. The red sphere of cubes from earlier is in front of you.
> Forward
You step forward, with the cubes right in front of you.
Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Levl 6, 4/7)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 10/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 9/11)
I immediately engage my new Combat Operandi, Armed and Dangerous, and levy it's attack or boon against the W-Mech. I don't know what it does exactly, but I am so eager to find out.
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The Blood Moon 7/7!
I examine The Blood Moon.
Afterwards, I flash-step over to the SJ-Mech. Staring intently at the thing, I pull out Sol's Twig. Strangely, I toss it onto the ground; giving the mech a chance, perhaps? I raise a hand to my temple, the other outstretching towards the Mech. A pale white glow emanates from Sol's Twig, and the Mech as well. Suddenly, the mech jerks to a complete and utter standstill. A look of medium-ish level concentration upon my face, I redirect my outstretched hand to the Twig. The weapon levitates into the air, pulsating the arcane energies it exhibits on an enquier-to-enquier basis. Of course, the rather disappointingly lacking rate of acceleration is merely for dramatic effect. In what appears to be a sudden obtainment of psychic energy (while in reality being a decrease of idiotic dramatics), the wand speeds towards the SJ-Mech, who is still unable to move. Of course, the wand stops before the mech.
Psyche. Sol's Twig pierces directly through the foul abomination of robotic nature, before spinning around on the other side of it, and firing a blast of arcane power at the mech. Then, I point my outstretched hand towards the Mech once more, raising it upwards ever so slightly. As a result, the SJ-Mech then flys fourty feet into the air, and then slams into the ground at an alarming speed. Not near a five hundredth of the speed of the planets I dragged out of orbit, though. The concentration on my face fades, and I lower my hands.
Pionostrife:
I... I see. That provides some essential insight.
Very troubling. And yet, only half as troubling.
I ponder this for several minutes, until I realize I have been standing in the middle of a battlefield.
So, is it time to part ways, or is there something else we need to do? Either way, I cannot see the direct future. Perhaps I should not be refraining from sleep. While it does keep the visions of blood, death, and carnage in my subconscious, it also negates my ability to sense the thoughts of others. Granted, they are not good things, but useful ones.
Of course, I do not read minds. I can sense when others are feeling highly moderate to strong amounts of emotion, and what that emotion is. This proves quite problematic in a public situation. I have no need to hear how much everyone detests me, nor how much they enjoy my presence, up to the point of ecstatics. Perhaps I should-
I am cut off by a sharp glare from either Hank of Vriska (I cannot dictate how characters react, so I shall leave who up to you, Piono); this clearly states that I need to cease my explanation. I look down at the ground slightly, pondering once more.
You pop out on a walkway composed of an infuscolium-corotite alloy. Looking around, you see that there is one thing this place is not lacking: light; it is everywhere. You cast a spell of dimming.
Looking behind, to the sides, and the front of the walkway, you take a cautious step forward. Then, you stride across the walkway, and reach an intersection. You promptly head right. Then, you head left, then right, then left, and so on. You keep on going in this predictable pattern for what feels like hours, until you realize multiple people are attempting to contact you.
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Another message from H3.
"I w4s going to b3 forced to disappoin7 you,- *Flicker* -int you, as my supply of Constructors is in bad shape- *Flicker* -ad 5h4p3, bu7 SWR-L 347-c ju5t found a- *Flicker* -ound a damag3d H34vy Constructor floa7ing about thre3- *Flicker* -ou7 thr3e kilometers from my hull, it ha5 a dam4g3d tranceiver and se3m5 7o- *Flicker* -s33ms to have dev3loped partial sentience.- *Flicker* -53n7i3nc3. It w4s 7o be recycled, but it is san3- *Flicker* -is s4ne and loy4l, so you have your mobil3 fabrication uni7- *Flicker* -47ion unit en route."
All charges progress.
Furthest Ring's Dice > Fine 1/1
I dive-bomb the Golden Freddy with the S.S. Supergiant, saturating the entire area with ship-breaker fusion torpedoes!
...All of which stop in midair, or embed themselves in the ground, without detonating...
"So, fun fact, fusion plasma looks exactly like sunlight up close, and these things just formed a full sphere around 'Fred down there. Hah."
The bombs detonate, illuminating the Golden Freddy as only close proximity to a star can, as the shaped anti-armor warheads direct the actual blasts away!
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POST 2;
10/10 New Horizons
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): Yeah. Upgrade it. Gain more kerbals, revive all HP, increase max HP for HarvesteR and Krackensbane. Would you like a code change or ram maniplation.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): @Erelye: Continue to request chapter.
I save up New Horizons for a bit later.
-snip-
=ACTION=
Oh look, a star fissure.
...
I quickly stuff 436 chairs, a leftover steak from my WALUIGI-THYME based Steak experement, a potato and half a creeper into it.
...
I can't get that steak back, can I?
Hopefully nobody ends up with said steak.
Oh. Just what I've been waiting for. Right on time. Everyone notices that 436 chairs, a Waluigi Steak, a potato, and half a creeper has landed in the Crossroads. These chairs would go perfect for my living quarters. The chairs disappear. This potato for the farm... this half creeper for my army... Both objects disappear. And the steak. Oh, the steak. The true masterpiece. Well, time to dine. The Prince flash-steps over to The Crossroads. Suddenly, a reddish glow conjures a table, plate, fork, knife, and napkin. Ah, finally. The players rush to stop him. Oh, you're still here? A red barrier of energy prevents you from leaving the Throne Room. The Prince cuts off a piece of steak. Y.e s. And bites into it. Slowly, piece by piece, The Prince finishes off the Waluigi Steak. Ah. Hah. H- Ahhhh. HA. WA. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA. TOO BAD. PRINCE TIME. The head of the Prince turns a 180Ëš angle to look at everyone. His eyes become purple as his text. WAA. The barrier wavers a purple, like to same color as the Prince's eyes. WAAH. The Prince teleports back into the throne.
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Nomblequest: Get real confused, and leave.
-snip- Leave where? Here is what is going on: You just got an item called a Cosmic Staff. You are now battling The Prince, who is the final boss of this sidequest.
Overview of what just happened: The Prince ate a steak infested with Waluigi Thyme. He has been taken over with Waluigi.
I dump a load of octets on the Prince. Around 14.
Hm. About the theft of those valuable objects. Reality quickly ensues and the thieves promptly realize they have merely stolen some particularly convincing replicas. I then proceed to set up the portal in the Forge, right next to the Alchemiter, and place a seal that only Players can unlock on the Forge while I'm at it.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 9/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 9/9)
>>Thank you H3, I greatly appreciate your assistance. I will return this to you when I have constructed the basics of advanced fabrication. Unfortunately, the Black Box from Omega-2 only does raw materials, or I would not have required assistance.
>>Construction....
>>Construction....
>>Basic Fabrication System 1/2
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
H3 responds to HEX, but the transdimensional warp from the Arrival seems to have done something to my hardware, and the feed keeps resetting by a half-second or so. HEX notices that each time this happens, things around him, time itself, do the same...
"Apologi35 f r my l4te r3sp- *Flicker* -at3 respons3, I spen7 the l457 lit7l3 wh- *Flicker* -tle whil3 in nons3nti3nt standby m d3- *Flicker* -by mode. Th3re is no ques7ion th4t I will aid in th3 defense of this r3alm- *Flicker* -i5 re4lm. Alert me as 7o the location of the m33ting."
H3's avatar, a solid black human figure with glowing white eyes, makes an unusual gesture, and the video feed goes to static, then fades.
RPLS-SH Is reloading. |///////// {Okay, Twin, did I get an answer as to the nature of the infused shell's charging system? And is this ten-post charge time originally intended for that, or for the standard one?}
Swiss-Army PDA 7/*Grumble*
I run up to the nearest Mech and smash it over the head with the White Dwarf!
I roll the Furthest Ring's Dice!
The standard one will be 10 posts. The infused one, I thought, was one-use.
The Swiss Army PDA was finished two posts ago. You only needed to charge it for 5 posts. With that in mind,
SWISS ARMY PDA: A black PDA with a red cross on its back. Its touchscreen can be used to select several modes that the PDA can change into, including a sharp knife, a flare gun, a compass, a tire iron, and a corkscrew. It seems that the PDA can also register new modes at will. If used too frequently, its battery runs out and it must recharge.
10,000 damage to the GH-Mech!
8-3-6-3-5-1-1-7
Eight black tentacles appear, and suddenly, machine guns appear out of them! Out of those appear lasers, and out of those appear eyeballs! They fire massive beams of energy at the Feline, dealing 9,000 damage!
10/11 for Vita Australi
10/11 for Aquilonem Mors
6/9 for Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
CaptainM8ndfang gets up. That was close. I suppose, what was that thing? Oh yeah.
A small message appears in chat, then is swiftly washed away by everything:
CaptainM8ndfang has relinquished her finale!
CaptainM8ndfang no longer has a limited number of respawns.
Remove M8ndfang's army.
Yeah, that's wonderful.
Sort of bleeding out over here!
The Strife is over. The M.C. Freedom Ruins will be removed. The name of Spiderbite's Army fades into dust...
Perhaps it would be wise to move on. Then again, I could always just perform a demon sacrifice and reanimate it as an undead slave, but that would be pointless.
The Blood Moon 5/7
Withervis Stave 5/6
I do something unpleasant to a Mech, dealing unspecific damage.
Pionostrife:
I turn to Hank.
Well, I think... wait, have we been formally introduced? Hold on... Vulnera Sanentur. Vulnera Sanentur. Vulnera Sanentur. Vulnera Sanentur. Vulnera Sanentur.
At that, his injuries are healed, skin knitting back up, all physical injuries healed. Alas, I cannot heal mental injuries. That is best left to the Sylphs. I teleport the blood off of the Hazel Wand into an indestructible warded glass vial. Would you look at that? I did not end up having my neck snapped like the... other one who was in my position. Anyhow, I then realize that I am bleeding to death slowly as well.
((Note: First Guardians aren't in control over an entire universe, just one planet. Also, yes, a Saiyan is potentially omnipotent. They just need to train hard enough. Goku at Super Saiyan God form was well capable of destroying solar systems and blocking planet destroying attacks, not only that be he absorbed the power after the battle was over, meaning that became his norm. He is still capable of transforming back into God form without outside help now. So while I do agree a First Guardian could stand up to a SSJ God, I believe it would end up in a tie.))
I slam my doomed selves down in anger of not being able to alchemize myself. Oh well, I can always make more. No biggy. I hot n' ready Molecular Voider to generate large amounts of chaos in the area, skewing any probability manipulation powers. Such as those owned by CaptainM8ndfang. The next attack against CaptainM8ndfang will hit.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 20/35
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 7/15
True, but First Guardians are in mastery of stable time loops involving everything going on in their universe. Well, okay then. I suppose a Saiyan WOULD be capable of destroying a Fourth Wall. But regardless, Minecraft's is indestructible thanks to the Scratch!
Hm. I suppose I'll just independently merge the Miniature Green Suns, then toss the Perfectly Generic Items in, then. I proceed to do so to a Mech.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 7/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 7/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 7/9)
Just a correction, but Shengshou is a speedcube making company. The Shengshou 10x10 is the order 10 speedcube that they produce.
Oh, and Erelye, did you take that fluoroantimonic acid from my massive tank of fluoroantimonic acid?
Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 = Fluorite Decad (4/11)
M134 Acidsprayer && Ununoctium-294 = Synthetic Sprayer (2/5)
I use the Unicoder to perform a Rapid Information Barrage on the SJ-Mech by inserting the following into its thought buffer:
"This string of text has anomalous properties and is classified as SCP-0x5A72-A. The properties of SCP-0x5A72-A are that when it is stored anywhere in the thought buffer of a mech, the mech begins to suffer from rapid data corruption and loss of data. Begin useless information. Finding a buried active chainsaw in the ground is better than finding buried treasure. Santa Christ will not give the NSA Agents presents on January 13áµ—Ê°. When stick figures drink too much beer, they kill each other using buzzsaws. Microsoft Sam is superior to all the Vocaloids combined because he can dual wield ROFL-47s. Jokes about France surrendering are funnier than jokes found in SkyDoesMinecraft videos. The Bro Army is composed entirely of teens and tweens. Justin Bieber jokes are unfunny. When two active Nano Sabers strike each other, it summons Michael Rosen. If you listen to Never Gonna Give You Up backwards, it sounds like listening to Never Gonna Give You Up backwards. Nothing rhymes with 'orange'. The Godmodder will revive with 150 HP in Destroy the Godmodder 3. When the Awesome Auger digs through soil made of solid OxiClean, Billy Mays is summoned. Not all the facts in this Rapid Information Barrage are true, but the first two are definitely true. Billy Hammer is secretly evil and has run over Anthony Sullivan's hand with a 6000 pound car. The quick brown fox did not actually jump over the lazy dog. Living greatly increases your chance of dying. God now has more OxiClean than he knows what to do with, despite the fact that he does not exist. The third derivative of roflcopter is OMGjet. Mr. Information Robot Mk. 5 and Mr. Information Mk. 6 are currently dead. To defeat the Godmodder, you first have to stop stealing from the primary fluoroantimonic acid tank at Cobalt Shade Corporation. This sentence is a lie. The real name of U+2A14 is INTEGRAL SIGN PREGNANT WITH DOT OPERATOR THIRD TRIMESTER. Rebecca Black can sing. Ununoctium-1337 has a half-life of nine duoquinquagintillion years, but is currently unsynthesizable. The barber is bald. The sentence is a paradox. The Seven Dirty Words all start with Q. If you sharpen a Samurai Shark with an Edge of Glory, the result is the blade of SCP-585-2 on both sides. Cobalt Shade Corporation will begin to manufacture Nuclear Powersaws in the year 2039, despite still being on a 32-bit operating system. MS-DOS is better than Windows 8, Windows Vista, Windows ME and the nonexistent Windows 11 combined. If you alchemize two Awesome Augers together, you should get another Awesome Auger. Kaboom NeverScrub was not actually pitched by Billy Mays. Captain Obvious is clearly dead. Noobs are not safe to touch, unless they are not noobs. End Rapid Infomation Barrage."
As the first two sentences of the Rapid Information Barrage clearly state, the SJ-Mech should begin taking damage from data corruption and loss of data.
NON-GAME-AFFECTING EDIT: Microsoft Sam reads the contents of the Rapid Information Barrage + CobaltShade w/ Unicoder Mine-imator art!
Okay, that's my fault.
The Rapid Information Barrage fails since the SCP you listed isn't recognized as an official SCP in the SCP Database!
I bring out my collection of Pokemon cards. They bring all the boys to the yard. And they're like, "Do you wanna trade cards?" damn, right, I wanna trade cards. In their moment of weakness as they shuffle through their decks of cards I quickly leave and engage in a STROF dewl with CaptainM8ndfang, who is unsuspecting of my attack. I grab her by the head and void one of her eyes out of existence.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 21/35
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 8/15
Overworld: The Control Core Tank whines pitifully, cracking and exploding into shards. From the wreckage, a huge sphere of gray energy hovers upwards into the air, crackling with power.
{YOU... YOU BASTARDS. IT WASN'T JUST SOME MACHINE. IT WAS IT'S OWN CREATURE. IT HAD A SOUL. AND YOU KILLED IT.}
The gray sphere then rotates, appearing to look directly at the mechs.
{BY THE WAY. LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF. I'M ENGIE. NICE TO MEET YOU.}
A pulse of energy tears open the ground, but instead of cracking the stone ground, it outright removes it, leaving the entire battlefield in ruin as a series of scattered islands hovering over an indescribable abyss.
{WELCOME TO MY ARCHIPELAGO. DEATH AWAITS. FOR ALL OF YOU. HERE.}
Shard of Engie: [HP: ???] [STABILITY: 100%]
NOM] (This stupid ability won't show properly. It's supposed to be called Consume.)
In the background, a phantom image flickers. The OP Scale appears to be incapable of dealing with me at my current level of stability. Even it has limits.
The Titanic Lunar Knight continues dueling the SJ-Mech, unaware of the events going down nearby, or of the fact that both it and it's opponent are somewhat isolated from the rest of the battle.
I finish Vita Australi
I finish Aquilonem Mors
7/9 for the Magneto Marveller
pionostrife:
Hank gets up, rolls his shoulders, and cricks his neck.
Thanks... um, don't know your name. But anyway, least unpleasant way I've been healed so far. Hank, Hank is it?
Hank nods. He's 8leeding almost as 8ad as you were.
Oh, shoot. Hmm... I haven't got anything...
xcano jumps at CaptainM8ndfang and Hank whips out a pistol and shoots him in the face before he can do anything.
Stay out of this punk.
Vriska looks at the form on the ground, and just as her Ancestral Awakening begins to wear off, stabs him with her sword. 8ug off.
Vriska checks her inventory. Hey what's this...
She pulls out Blue's potion. From 8lue? Well, its worth a shot.
CaptainM8ndfang hands the health potion to Kalare.
VITA AUSTRALI: A scythe with a white handle and a green blade. It crackles with exponential powers of energy, able to manipulate life at the slightest touch. It seems to flicker in and out of reality, as if it exists on a plane separate from life and death. It can heal any living thing, cure any disease, can reverse and fast-forward life, can steal life, and can even reanimate the dead.
AQUILONEM MORS: A scythe with a black handle and a red blade. Intricate designs are carved into its handle, giving it the power to manipulate death at the slightest touch. Its blade seems to be forged from liquid, and looks impossibly smooth. It possesses potent poisons and toxins which can take life from any living thing and can prove fatal. Truly a deathbringer.
I rudely snap Xcano back to reality, along with a literal snapping of the neck, then calmly explain to him that Mindfang/Vriska/Aranea(wait why didn't Aranea do anything?) is probably AG. I then take care to hand Erelye my own potion as well. You know, the ones that Blue gave us.
I decide to get this charade over with and attempt to summon heavenfalcon dragons into the field, with immunity to literally everything in exchange for only being able to deal one damage, then throw them all into the Godmodder and kill them with unexpectedness damage, their one secret weakness. This results in the Godmodder being buried in a pile of corpses. I then detonate them on top of him, seeing as their invulnerability is contingent on their being alive.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 8/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 8/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 8/9)
The Godmodder quickly created a bedrock shelter before he got trapped in the corpse party!
>>The Glyph already took effect. Its effects are not affected.
>>Ah-ah-ah. No. I split Omega-2 Battalion into its component units before the damage happens to Omega-2. The units survive for use against the Arrival if necessary.
>>And it's Omega-2, not HEX-02. I am one instance of HEX, true, but all of me, are me.
>>H3, can I borrow a fabber? I would like a mobile unit. Actually, I've reached the Internet...All right, I now have a Minecraft account. Activating VM...
HEX has joined the server
Strategy meetings will be aboard the black box of Omega-2. Anyone with particular ideas will be welcomed.
: Acquire Hard Light Disruptor-Projector, Tachyon Gun, Glyph Gun (which is really a laser that can toggle to specific glyph patterns), and Scribe's Wands. If necessary, acquire Scribe's Wands first then use them to create other items.
: Link weaponry to direct control by HEX instance on server.
: If I have an action left, write "The result of increasing an Omega-class Battleship to twice its size with requisite structural requirements increased as necessary to maintain the same standards as an Omega-class, linked in direct control to the instance of HEX that currently is residing in Godcraft."
>>Ah, the wonders of Scribe's Wands. And the ships are merely objects after all.
Well, you outright lied about the countermeme being a glyph. The Godmodder (or anyone) should be able to dispel that.
But... When the Core of an army dies, the entire army dies... It's gone now.
The Godmodder is annoyed that HEX isn't even remotely human and yet possesses a Minecraft account, but he supposes there's not much he can do about that.
The Godmodder is also considering breaking the Scribe's Wands in half, but then remembers that they're only Level 3, so they will probably only be able to create relatively simple objects. He does nothing.
=CHARGE=
-12 / ???-
Electro's Gun && This Random Pair of Dice I Found On The Floor = ???
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I decide to open a random portal in one of the world's various oceans!
The portal begins gushing out tons of water onto the SJ-Mech!
While the SJ-Mech is soaked, I fire Electro's Gun at it, causing massive WATER + ELECTRIC DAMAGE.
Electro's Gun && Dice = The Six-Smasher (Level 4: 1/5)
20/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): Banish thine B1nary. HarvestR, use Krackenswipe. Then, use Rocketeering on EVERY KERBAL. I'm going to need a way to activate The Cycle Continues. I used the Splash Healing Potion to also heal Wilson.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): @Erelye: Read YOG-SOTHOTH.
I expend 20/?: The Thing. Surface cracks under the battlefield. A raving forms from the two separated halves. A giant fissure opens up to the void. It looks like a Star Fissure. A large purple beam is sent out of the hole. It seems to be waiting for something.
The giant Glitch excitedly grins it's graphic artifact smile. "DVOO, RG'H GRNV GL WVHGILB BLF. NB VMGRIV ZINB SZH YVVM WVHGILBVW! DVOO, R HSZOO MLD WVHGILB GSZG DSL WVHGILBVW NB ZINB..." Hey, Lead Destroyer. I got instructions from my Master to cut to the chase. I need you to annihilate instead of pre-annihilate. "URMV. R DZH QFHG TVGGRMT GL GSV TLLW KZIG..." Everyone leaves the room. A staff is dropped on the ground... You pick it up. Celestial Stave: A stave forged from the remains of long-past supernovae and shattered planets. This staff holds a tiny universe within it for manipulation at any time. Whenever something enters a black hole in the tiny universe, it comes out of a tiny focus at the top. The staff has a clear, glass rod showing a preview of the contained universe. The top of the staff split into four bars of gold, encompassing a floating white hole focus. This staff can also transport the user into the universe as a godly being. Under someone who has mastered the staff, it is able to grant nigh invincibility. But alas, no player has ever been able to master it. A user of this Stave will be able to pull anything out of the Stave's universe. But, as more and more items of a certain theme are pulled out, the items will get stronger and the Staff will loose the ability to allow you to pull out things it is not attuned to. There can only be one attunement at a time. For example, if one was to pull out dirt weapons only, then after a while you would be able to pull out powerful dirt weapons, but only dirt weapons. The category of attunement cannot be too broad. A crystal in The Throne Room lights up. Royal Gold lights up one of the crystals.
I inform you of my 1st post, although it's really not up to me if that goes through.
3RD POST
Insert quickly discovers that my neck cannot be snapped. "Gee, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess, I wasn't aware of that." With me having told insert about by non-omniscient knowledge of the universe, I head off to the Godmodder and begin discussing politics.
"Mr. Godmodder Sir, I would like some of your time to talk about recent events on your server." I say with a completely ridiculous fedora on. "Wait, aren't you the guy who told me to 'Suck It' and then tried to kill me?" My eyes compress into my head to avoid suspicions. After all, if he can't read my expressions he can't tell if I'm lying.
"No, that must have been someone else. But that's beside the point, I would like to direct you to recent events, on your server."
"I don't care about what happens on my server. All I need is for everyone to rage-quit so that I can get paid. Or whatever it is my objective was. Now screw off."
The Godmodder punches me into a nearby pit filled with doom monsters and just general doom in general. I fly back up to him and tap him on the shoulder. "Now, Mr. Godmodder, that would not make you look good in the eyes of the public. Thankfully for you, I'll edit that out. Now, let's start again. I would like to inform you of recent events on your server." He looks at me and sighs, "Are you going to keep doing this until I agree?" "Yes." The Godmodder looks at me in disgust before saying "Alright, fine, what is it?"
"As you may know, your approval ratings are below thirty per-" he completely annihilates me from existence.
I fly up to the Godmodder. "Thanks, those guys are everywhere these days. Now, I need to inform you about recent events on your server." The Godmodder stares at me for a good long while. Nations rise and fall. Stars blink in and out of existence. Swaths of players die below us as they suffer deaths of old age on Earth. I break the awkward silence. "So do you think you're ready for our interview?"
The Godmodder provides no response. I walk outside on Earth and notice that the war in GodCraft ended long ago with his real world death. I've been in my house staring at his avatar for 90 years, being kept alive in a virtual matrix and rarely being given bodies to reside in on Earth. I look around at the world and come to a realization.
I look up in the sky and watch as the Sun dies an extremely early death. Yep, of course.
I fly up to the Godmodder. "Sir Godmodder, the moddiest of gods, are you ready for our interview?" The Godmodder turns around. "Gee golly I sure am!" He says with a smile. "I just thought that you needed to be reminded that your approval ratings are well above 100%! Everybody loves the server! You're getting millions in donations! Also, cancer has been cured! Come rejoice on Earth!"
The Godmodder opens a portal to Earth. They mastered these years ago. Now everything is a utopian society. Unlimited resources and energy lead to no need for currency, which lead to a major drop in crime and war. Life is perfect. The only disease that hadn't been cured was cancer, right up until now. Humanity will live on forever.
Or at least they would have. No war for years, and no war for a predicted eternity, lead to a complete disarming of all armies and weapons. The only weapons now were in the hands of very, very, very minor extremists, and most of those were in jail or on the Moon. A portal opens in the Earth's atmosphere and an invasion force comes through, wiping out all life in the solar system, including themselves, for some reason. GodCraft is completely annihilated.
I fly up to the Godmodder. "Are you ready for our interview?" He turns around. "No, leave." Disappointed I leave the area. Memories of doomed timelines continue to bounce around in my brain. I continue talking with the minds of the doomed me's, knowing full well that they're going to die anyways.
I propose we stick to the plan. Follow the timeline, no deviations. Unfortunately or me I'm struck down by Senate. Nothing gets through nowadays. They propose a new idea, kill the Godmodder. I reply, "I don't know how." One of them votes against it, saying that murder is wrong and that GodCraft could be used to save the Earth. Another argues that he's already dead. Another says that I would just be killed anyways.
I decide that all their ideas are stupid ideas made by stupid people who are stupid. I propose we instead attack the W-Mech. None agree. I decide "You know what? I don't care about you anymore."
I attack the W-Mech with a bunch of annoying voices in my head.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 22/35
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 9/15
15,000 damage to the W-Mech! (I'm assuming that massive wall of text above fueled the attack.)
@Twin: eh, not quite. Pherix is kinda like Yin in that he wants to take damage. When he reaches 0 HP, he "dies" but is reborn at the end of the turn with more heat. When his temperature reaches 0, then he is removed permanently. Although, I doubt he could survive all the Mechs attacking at once.
I'm all alone... Both of my friends have been defeated and I'm one of the last 5 creatures left. LeiShi is still out there somewhere, I need to find her!
[edit coming, if this is still here, Pherix defends himself and Arthur tries to "kill" him]
@Nimble: ...
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Insert_Generic_Username: If by query, you mean Wilson's request, then he is telling the truth. As much as a opinion can be truth that is. As for what to do, this is your own choice. Wilson seems quite sure that he isn't being controlled by Binary. Also, being able to block attacks counts as 5 damage. So, Magic Wall added, although with less health and more attack.
@Nimbleguy: ah... Whoops. I'm sorry. I also forgot to remove the potions from the inventory.
@Engie: Could you wait on that summon 1 more turn? Because that is far too powerful for a normal gem or even a grand gem.
@fseftr: But- no! I... Well... I have been acting very strange and incons1stent. But this isn't Binary. I know I've said that before. That was me as well. I honestly thought I was fine and I didn't want you to worry. Binary doesn't have direct control over me. If he... or she or it, I would be dead. It was given plenty of chances to run me into a wall or feed me to my own fear. But... could we put a pin in this? At least for a minute or two? I need to squash a spider.
@Nimble: All kerbels are already upgraded, aren't they? You too? Sigh... I guess there isn't anything I can say to sh0w you I really am fine.
The Terror Spider uses Toxin Deluge on the Magic Wall, applying Foul Toxin, Crippling Toxin, and Icy Toxin. It also takes 15 poison damage. And now... Time for possibly the single most damaging player attack that has been done in this entire adventure. DAMAGE CALCULATIONS, ACTIVATE! (10 - 1(toxin)) * 1.4(type match up) * 3 (super kerbal) + 3 (HP spent for a kerbal) = 41 damage! The Exorcist and Magic Wall deal a combined 15 damage.
I'm so sorry my friends... Wilson mutters to himself as he pulls out a dark yellow potion. Forgive me. He throws the potion directly at the Terror Spider and the potion shatters, spraying liquid everywhere. It is possibly the most powerful potion you have ever seen. Bolts of lightning crash down on the Spider, blinding everyone nearby and knocking them over with the tremors it causes. As each bolt lands, it explodes into an inferno of searing black flames that seem to be fueled by light as well as oxygen. The flames engulf the Terror Spider and spreads to nearby wall sections. Terror Spider killed! Wilson turns his back onto the bonfire, now with an eighth tail. So yes... I destroyed this place. This is exactly how I remember it. I tried to fight the spider, and ended up destroying my home. And that is why you might have noticed that I hate spiders and open flames. Wilson closes his eyes, surprisingly calm given his surroundings. He seems to be waiting for something. C0me on now... Dumb test over... I have all my tails, now let me out of here! He opens his eyes again. Okay, I could have sworn this would work. Strangely, the fire doesn't seem to actually be spreading. He is right. A large amount of the building is on fire, but the flames seem to be staying put. However, small pieces of rubble are starting to fall from the ceiling, but they seem to just be appearing by the ceiling rather than actually falling out of it. Wait, I have 8 tails, but the lucky number is 9. There's something else... I guess we should look around for supplies. You find much needed supplies to restock. A couple random normal gems, 3 more healing potions, but most importantly, you find 5 masterwork gems, 1 for each person (How convenient!). They are: Nature, Metal, Energy, Magic, and Shadow. Engie takes the Energy gem to power his armor. The others are up for grabs though.
Also, @Nimble: because you seem to like HarvesteR and there are some mechanics that I haven't seen, I'll let you spend your masterwork gem to "upgrade" it and keep the concepts the same. Only if you want to of course.
Uhh... I hadn't planed this in between part... I was going to have the final challenge start right now, but because of Binary, I need to give people some time to vote. So uh... Do that. Do you want to purge any possible influence Binary might have over Wilson or do you want to give Wilson the chance to try and learn from the fragment of Binary and possibly extract its powers?
Edit- Actually, as I went to sleep yesterday, I had a better idea. Um... wait! You're all quite worried about me, I know, but this is a good chance! And... Cutting off any bonds with Binary doesn't actually mean we have to destroy the fragment itself right? If Binary has planted some functions and subroutines in my java code, can't we just remove the IO (input/output) statements? Surely that would be the best of both worlds. I guess if I'm still acting strange then you can destroy the rest of it. There, Binary would never say that right?
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 4/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 12?/12? HP - Action: 1 Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 50/50 HP - Action: 2 (Blue's) Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
[MAG] Magic Wall 51/60 HP - Action: 3 (Insert_Generic_Username's, Icy Toxin 3 turns left; Crippling toxin 3 turns left; Foul Toxin 2 turns left.) meat shield, base damage of 5
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 80/80 HP + Armor [MET] 10/10 HP - Action: 4 (Engie_Ninja's... duh) Damage increases by 5 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 20 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
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[NEU] Wilson 21/40 HP
Votes to purge Wilson: 2
Will pass if it gets 3 votes or no one votes against it by the end of the turn.
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x1 - Magic x1 + 1 Masterwork - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x3) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Levl 6, 2/7)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 8/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 7/11)
I celebrate Piono's death by taking basically anything of his I can possibly take off of his corpse, the fact that apparently the players have KeepInventory on be darned, then taking the corpse and storing it for future use, the fact that I cannot use it for Alchemy also be darned. I have my own reasons for this, namely, you never know when having the corpse of a deceased enemy in tight and secure storage (inside and outside) might just be useful. Seriously. I give high-fives and fist-bumps to all present, especially for that last, perfect array of attacks, and doubly especially to Kalare for the killing blow, then get them back on fighting the Mechs, with a surprising lack of wounds.
We've got robots to wreck, people! Let's show 'em what for!
I unleash the full fury of The Dragon Ender on the W-Mech, firing every bullet I can until it needs reloading naturally (as Player powers probably include Bottomless Magazines). I don't have all day! I then use the armored gauntlet to rip as many gashes in the body as possible on top of that.
=CHARGE=
-13 / ???-
Electro's Gun && This Random Pair of Dice I Found On The Floor = ???
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
Oh look, a star fissure.
...
I quickly stuff 436 chairs, a leftover steak from my WALUIGI-THYME based Steak experement, a potato and half a creeper into it.
...
I can't get that steak back, can I?
Hopefully nobody ends up with said steak.
I use the Unicoder to replace every string in the SJ-Mech's system with "Hacked by ê——ë°¡â–“". I cut a square hole in all layers of its casing with my Nuclear Powersaw while it fixes the string replacement.
If you can't figure out that string of Unicode characters: it says Hacked by CobaltShade (Vai syllable CO, Hangul syllable BALT, dark SHADE). If you use Windows 7 or higher, you should be able to see them clearly as Vai is supported by the font Ebrima.
EDIT: Fixed the name of the Nuclear Powersaw. I can't believe I just called it a handsaw. XDDDDump
I teleport theEN-MECH'S carcass into the GH-MECH. I shake the Manipuleightir's 0rb around while concentrating psii on it, attempting to fix it using temporal shenanigans. If that doesn't wok I stab it with a Swiss Turnsword and try to fix it using more temporal shenanigans. Australian IcepickerIII
Is that the right way to charge it? Pure Phlebotinum 4/6 The Dealer 2/6 Manipuleightir ~~~ Loom I had a post, they ate it.
The EN-Mech, even in its post-mortem orb-like form, is completely immune to being teleported by outside forces!
I want to do the minecrafty zillyson thing && perfectly generic hammer as well.
mincerafty pinkslammer of zillyson && Perfectly Generic Hammer = perfectly generic mincerafty pinkslammer of zillyson
perfectly generic mincerafty pinkslammer of zillyson: A horrific amalgamation of genericness, zilly energies, blockiness, and .jpeg all condensed in the form of a hammer. It looks very mincerafty.
Thanks to the madness of the U.S, I get today, tomorrow, and Friday off from school. I am going to be spending it with my family. And by that, I mean you guys.
The Blood Moon 6/7
Withervis Stave 6/6!
@Cobalt: No, I transmuted my blood into it.
@Gerbil: I will try to edit the chapter into this post.
I examine the Withervis Stave. I proceed to ignite the Eightfold Lovecraftia, and roll the at a random Mech.
Pionostrife:
I extend my hand to Hank, in a manner that would indicate I would like him to shake it.
My name is Kalare Erelye. Pleased to [formally] meet you.
Then, I examine the health potions from Vriska and Insert. Uncorking the bottles, I sniff them ever so slightly, speaking to Vriska in particular, using an apologetic tone.
I am very sorry, but I do not trust Blue, nor Generic. Besides, it is not that serious a wound. I assure you that if I die, I need not fail to accept help from you again.
Immediately thereafter, I proceed to cork the bottles once more, blood dripping onto the floor. I pull out the Hazel Wand, and trace it in a jagged fashion across the large gash in my stomach, muttering the words Vulnera Sanentur repeatedly. The obtuse wound slowly knits back together. Looking around, I notice I am standing in a sizable pool of my own blood. My vision grows slightly fuzzy.
I return the high five/fist bump Tazz gave me, and then turn back to Vriska.
So, was there anything else you wanted to say or do? As long as it does not involve senseless murders and violence, I am up for it.
You are now Erelye. You are currently standing upon your Quest Pillar, Hazel Wand in hand. Perhaps you should get to the position of Nelrte. So, where is he?
You determine that mister Avlcan is on his lava-dusted planet. It is a pain to go there, and is in fact going to be inconclusive. Nonetheless, you leap into your First Gate.
Hey, me too! That explains why I had enough free time for these drawings.
WITHERVIS STAVE: A black stave that feels as dry as bone. Energies of night and pure vis flow through it, and it seems to have the power to inflict Wither on targets, as well as curse them with skulls.
1-1-7-5-3-5-8-2
The ignited dice create a massive flaming beast that writhes at the GH-Mech with its own tentacles, dealing 7,000 damage! However, the GH-Mech is immune to the fire...
I concentrate really hard and start inputting random Plane 1 characters into the SJ-Mech's code with the Unicoder. Instead of inputting it where it will do damage, I input them into an unused part of its internal storage. While it is confused as to why random bytes in its internal storage are being overwritten four at a time (Java uses UTF-16), I telekinetically slam the Minecraftian minor planet/asteroid 1337 Enderdragon¹ (weighing 2.44×10¹¹ kg) onto the SJ-Mech from above.
It turns out that while the Zerg Swarm was defeated, the base was still being built under the control of some queens and cerebrates (which if you recall can function independently from the Overmind). The base is now complete and... wait? It looks like the cerebrates are merging together... OH GOD ITS THE SECOND OVERMIND!!!!
New Swarm: [gutza1] The Core:Second Overmind. 300,000/300,000 HP. The Fleet: Leviathans. 120,000/120,000. (x8.) The Heavies: Queens. 18,000/18,000 HP. (x53.) The Artillery: Ultralisks. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Hydralisks. 4,200/4,200 HP. (x267.) The Soldiers: Zerglings. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x267.) The Pawns: Drones. 600/600 HP. (x267.)
It seems like the New Swarm is more powerful than its predecessor...
Zerg Base:
This summon creates more zerg units and can serve as a place of sanctuary for the swarm if things go sour on the battlefield (that means I can order the swarm to retreat and any units that attack the swarm are open to attack from the base. However, the swarm cannot attack any units while inside the base. Also, any zerg units regenerate health at a rate determined by Twin while inside the base.).
Larva: 10 (can evolve into drones without any buildings)
Buildings (each regenerates a certain amount of health per turn that is to be determined by Twin):
Constructive Buildings:
Hatchery: 7,500/7,500 HP (x3.). Requires 10 drones to be sacrificed to construct. Build Time: 3 Turns. Abilities: Spawn Larva (spawns 10 larva per round). Evolve into Lair (takes 4 turns to complete and shuts down larva production during that time period. Also requires the presence of a spawning pool to evolve.)
Spawning Pool: 5,000/5,000 HP (x3.). Requires 7 drones to be sacrificed to construct. Build Time: 2 Turns. Abilities: Create Zerglings (morphs 10 larva into 10 zerglings).
Hydralisk Den: 10,000/10,000 HP (x2). Requires 15 drones to be sacrificed to construct. Build Time: 4 Turns. Abilities: Create Hydralisks (morphs 10 larva into 10 hydralisks.)
Ultralisk Cavern: 20,000/20,000 HP (x1). Requires 50 drones to be sacrificed to construct. Build Time: 8 Turns. Requires Hive. Abilities: Create Ultralisk (morphs a larva into an ultralisk).
Lair: 15,000/15,000 HP (x0). Is an upgrade of Hatchery. Abilites: Spawn Larva (spawns 15 larva per round). Evolve into Hive (like Evolve into Hive but requires 6 turns). Spawn Queen (spawns 4 queens without using up larva).
Greater Spire: 30,000/30,000 HP (x0). Requires 75 drones to be sacrificed to construct. Build Time: 10 Turns. Requires Hive. Abilities: Spawn Leviathan (spawns 1 leviathan every 2 turns)
Hive: 30,000/30,000 HP (x0). Is an upgrade of Lair. Abilities: Spawn Larva (spawns 20 larva per round). Spawn Queen (spawn 6 queens per round).
Defensive Buildings:
Spine Crawler: 5,000/5,000 HP (x5) Requires 5 drones to construct. Build Time: 1 Turn. Requires Hatchery. Attacks a random enemy ground unit that attacks the base for 1,000 damage. Can upgrade to Spore Crawler but is vulnerable for 2 Turns.
Spore Crawler: 7,500/7,500 HP(x0) Requires 7 drones to construct. Build Time: 2 Turns. Attacks a random enemy (air or ground) unit that attacks the base for 2,000 damage.
Alright, I have some bad news.
1. I specified that you can only make one army per player.
2. I ALSO specified that you CAN make a second army, but you have to clear it with me first.
3. The Massive Battle of Armies is over now. Something else is coming... Something bigger.
Hey! Flare's back! Yay!
And hello menno, haven't seen you in a while.
8/9 for the Magneto Marveller
crown OR raw psychic power 1/?
chest plate OR gravity magic 1/?
pionostrife:
insert gives erelye his supposed health potion,
tazz readies himself for looting piono's corpse... but then realizes that there is no corpse to loot! piono faded to mist before he was killed!
Vriska shrugs, I suppose........ Oh yes, there is something I have to tell you. I'm not full sure how it rel8s to what's 8een happening, 8ut I think it might 8e important. Piono's past is really long and complicated. 8ack when he first contacted me, Pho8os and the others........ Me and Pho8os where a little........ Suspicious. It turned out we had good reason. We didn't trust each other, 8ut we trusted piono less. We looked into what he had 8een 8efore........ And the more we found out........ The more nervous Pho8os got. And then he called up a meeting with just the two of us........ And explained where he'd come from. He told us that long ago he was involved in a war........ With a different version of Dimentio. That version of Dimentio had used the chaos heart to make an unresolved paradox. Lots of universes were destroyed. Piono and the OP King, a 8eing of great power, got stuck in its heart. Somehow Piono survived. The OP King didn't........ And did at the same time. I'm not sure how it works. 8ut Piono says that in that moment, he learned something. He said he saw the lines of f8. He claimed that he saw himself. Fractured, 8roken. Living out his last days on a server called Godcraft.
You mean this place?
Vriska nods. 8ut not this place. Or, not this chain of events. He says that he saw a different conflict. A different turning point. When the Godmodder found the 8lack monolith, he asked for something that he didn't this time. Instead of 8ringing himself from the past, he turned his enemies into his minions. And then they went and 8urned everything. And then lost to Hero8rine. Hero8rine went on to summon something called O8livion. Without any8ody to stop him, all of Minecraft was destroyed. Piono with it. He died alone, with no one protecting him. Not even the one who had once 8een his friend. He made up his mind. That he would change things. He set things up. He made preperations to try and change the course of events........ 8ut then he 8egan to notice things. He realized what was happening was completely different from what he'd seen. There hadn't been an invasion of TIE Fighters. And a lot of other things. There weren't any other universes in his version of the conflict. No Trifecta. Someone else had changed things. He didn't say if he knew. 8ut he did say that once he realized the changes, he 8egan getting........ Visions of a sort. Knowledge of the future. Of people's destinies. And he learned, through experimenting with other timelines. That he could change people's f8s. Their dooms. Pho8os spooked after that. I kept looking. And everything I've found only 8acks it up. At the cost of sounding melodramatic, The winds of change are 8lowing. Things are shifting. 8e careful. Piono's not the only one who knows, 8ut he still has a head start. 8e careful of him. He knows more than us. He's already 8egun acting. And with the work he's already done........ I don't know. I just felt I had to say something.
Hey, isn't that the events of Be the Godmodders? (Not upset, just asking.)
Crown || Raw Psychic Power = Cerebro's Crown (Level 2: 1/3)
Chestplate || Raw Gravity Power = The Fastfaller (Level 2: 1/3)
Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Levl 6, 3/7)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 9/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 8/11)
I listen to Vriska's whole thing without giving much care. I mean, no fate but what me make, right? Really, all I needed to know was that Piono's got future sight, and that's easily facsimiled with a Magic Cue Ball, so we're not really missing out...
Wait a minute. I'M LEVEL 5?!
I do a happy dance of unbelievably happy proportions. My new Combat Operandi and Battle Techniques need immediate investigation as to their effects, and I happily introduce Mighty Melee to the face of the W-Mech to start this pure awesome off.
You glare at the W-Mech and brandish three more golden trophies! You fling them in the air and they materialize into Pichu, Roy, and Young Link! All three were exclusive to Super Smash Bros. Melee, it seems. They all recognize their target and aggress the W-Mech, dealing 10,000 damage! They then head back into their trophies.
I strike the godmodder with ten(10) lightning bolts.
The Godmodder stands under a forest, which conveniently becomes the target of all the lightning bolts rather than him! He then douses the forest fire with some water.
Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Levl 6, 4/7)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 10/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 9/11)
I immediately engage my new Combat Operandi, Armed and Dangerous, and levy it's attack or boon against the W-Mech. I don't know what it does exactly, but I am so eager to find out.
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARMED AND DANGEROUS
You expend 4 Elf Tears and 4 Hog Slop.
You charge up with magnificent power, ready to unleash the attack! You raise your hands to the heavens, expecting a boon! You then receive something from the sky, and prepare to use it! But in your haste, you don't see what the boon is at all... It's a severed, limp arm with a hand still attached. You look at it puzzlingly and decide to hold onto it. Maybe you can find some way to incorporate it into your attack style?
I know what you're thinking: an art as complex as godmodding is bound to have a lot of finer points. And you'd be right. Considering that the practice is limitless in its scope and potency, there sure is a lot you can do with it. But what, exactly, can you do with it? Well, that's what this chapter's about: exploring some of the things you can do with godmodding, and are frequently employed by godmodders.
Let's start.
Curses: These show up a lot. Basically, Curses are intangible concepts that directly alter the flow of battle, causing things to change spontaneously. There are many different types of Curses, such as, for example, a Curse of Snakes that causes snakes to randomly appear every so often. This could be used offensively or defensively, to attack or to block an attack. A very common curse to use is the Curse of Repetitiveness, which makes it so that an attack used very often will dwindle in power until it doesn't work at all.
The Curses casted by lesser godmodders can expire after a set amount of time or be destroyed altogether, typically by abstract means. However, the Curses of higher godmodders can last for a long time, and can keep going for years and years. This is why Curses are renowned: for their length. They can really be pains in the block, especially if you can't deal with them directly.
Console Mastery: This is very common, too. When you're dealing with godmodders in a game, ESPECIALLY Minecraft, expect this to happen, even in the lowest tiers of godmodders. Basically, godmodders tend to have complete mastery over all admin commands in a game, and tend to be completely immune to them if they're used by normal players. This is why kicking/banning a godmodder will never, ever work. The only chance it would is if an actual moderator or admin casted the ban, and even then, the godmodder (depending on his power level) would use an Outside Administration hack to rejoin.
Using his mastery of console commands, the godmodder can basically do whatever he wants in the confines of his game, such as summoning any item he wants, even those that don't normally exist in his game (Minecraft is such a repeat offender of this), summoning mobs, teleporting himself around, and many other things.
Altgeddon: This is usually common in high-tiers who can master this skill. This is another big reason as to why banning will never work: godmodders tend to have insane amounts of alternate accounts. This will commonly be used to deflect any viruses or bans sent at a godmodder, although this is commonly shunned by another insane amount...
Computergeddon: This is mastered only by the Godmodder himself. Just like godmodders will have lots of alts, godmodders also will have lots of computers. This is very commonly employed to prevent pesky viruses from taking out a godmodder's computer. If he has so many, he can just switch! This is insanely useful when used by the Godmodder, who somehow has infinite computers (and, by the way, infinite alts). Theoretically, of course, there could really be only one that sets up a server or hosts an account... But how would you find it? There's too many!
The Veil: The Veil is employed by high-level godmodders. It basically completely obscures their personal life, making it so players attacking them will never, EVER be able to find out any personal information from them. They could find out things like a first name or what their house LOOKS like, but things like their appearance, their address, their parentage, their workplace, and many others will convienently be off-limits. And for good reason: it completely dispels any attacks sent at the real godmodder controlling the ingame avatar! How can you attack him if you don't know where he lives?
I'll edit this section when I find more of these. Of course, there are several ones I didn't mention: the Terrors, the Wayback Machine, and the Turrets. But these are so important, they get their own sections later on!
Afterwards, I flash-step over to the SJ-Mech. Staring intently at the thing, I pull out Sol's Twig. Strangely, I toss it onto the ground; giving the mech a chance, perhaps? I raise a hand to my temple, the other outstretching towards the Mech. A pale white glow emanates from Sol's Twig, and the Mech as well. Suddenly, the mech jerks to a complete and utter standstill. A look of medium-ish level concentration upon my face, I redirect my outstretched hand to the Twig. The weapon levitates into the air, pulsating the arcane energies it exhibits on an enquier-to-enquier basis. Of course, the rather disappointingly lacking rate of acceleration is merely for dramatic effect. In what appears to be a sudden obtainment of psychic energy (while in reality being a decrease of idiotic dramatics), the wand speeds towards the SJ-Mech, who is still unable to move. Of course, the wand stops before the mech.
Psyche. Sol's Twig pierces directly through the foul abomination of robotic nature, before spinning around on the other side of it, and firing a blast of arcane power at the mech. Then, I point my outstretched hand towards the Mech once more, raising it upwards ever so slightly. As a result, the SJ-Mech then flys fourty feet into the air, and then slams into the ground at an alarming speed. Not near a five hundredth of the speed of the planets I dragged out of orbit, though. The concentration on my face fades, and I lower my hands.
Pionostrife:
I... I see. That provides some essential insight.
I ponder this for several minutes, until I realize I have been standing in the middle of a battlefield.
So, is it time to part ways, or is there something else we need to do? Either way, I cannot see the direct future. Perhaps I should not be refraining from sleep. While it does keep the visions of blood, death, and carnage in my subconscious, it also negates my ability to sense the thoughts of others. Granted, they are not good things, but useful ones.
I am cut off by a sharp glare from either Hank of Vriska (I cannot dictate how characters react, so I shall leave who up to you, Piono); this clearly states that I need to cease my explanation. I look down at the ground slightly, pondering once more.
You pop out on a walkway composed of an infuscolium-corotite alloy. Looking around, you see that there is one thing this place is not lacking: light; it is everywhere. You cast a spell of dimming.
Looking behind, to the sides, and the front of the walkway, you take a cautious step forward. Then, you stride across the walkway, and reach an intersection. You promptly head right. Then, you head left, then right, then left, and so on. You keep on going in this predictable pattern for what feels like hours, until you realize multiple people are attempting to contact you.
THE BLOOD MOON: A wand with a sheen of brass. Its color is blood red, and stars seem to be eternally trapped in its framework. It harnesses the power of redstone, ice, vis, and night itself in its myriad spells. It is cool to the touch.
"I w4s going to b3 forced to disappoin7 you,- *Flicker* -int you, as my supply of Constructors is in bad shape- *Flicker* -ad 5h4p3, bu7 SWR-L 347-c ju5t found a- *Flicker* -ound a damag3d H34vy Constructor floa7ing about thre3- *Flicker* -ou7 thr3e kilometers from my hull, it ha5 a dam4g3d tranceiver and se3m5 7o- *Flicker* -s33ms to have dev3loped partial sentience.- *Flicker* -53n7i3nc3. It w4s 7o be recycled, but it is san3- *Flicker* -is s4ne and loy4l, so you have your mobil3 fabrication uni7- *Flicker* -47ion unit en route."
All charges progress.
Furthest Ring's Dice > Fine 1/1
I dive-bomb the Golden Freddy with the S.S. Supergiant, saturating the entire area with ship-breaker fusion torpedoes!
...All of which stop in midair, or embed themselves in the ground, without detonating...
"So, fun fact, fusion plasma looks exactly like sunlight up close, and these things just formed a full sphere around 'Fred down there. Hah."
The bombs detonate, illuminating the Golden Freddy as only close proximity to a star can, as the shaped anti-armor warheads direct the actual blasts away!
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): Yeah. Upgrade it. Gain more kerbals, revive all HP, increase max HP for HarvesteR and Krackensbane. Would you like a code change or ram maniplation.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): @Erelye: Continue to request chapter.
I save up New Horizons for a bit later.
Oh. Just what I've been waiting for. Right on time. Everyone notices that 436 chairs, a Waluigi Steak, a potato, and half a creeper has landed in the Crossroads. These chairs would go perfect for my living quarters. The chairs disappear. This potato for the farm... this half creeper for my army... Both objects disappear. And the steak. Oh, the steak. The true masterpiece. Well, time to dine. The Prince flash-steps over to The Crossroads. Suddenly, a reddish glow conjures a table, plate, fork, knife, and napkin. Ah, finally. The players rush to stop him. Oh, you're still here? A red barrier of energy prevents you from leaving the Throne Room. The Prince cuts off a piece of steak. Y.e s. And bites into it. Slowly, piece by piece, The Prince finishes off the Waluigi Steak. Ah. Hah. H- Ahhhh. HA. WA. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA. TOO BAD. PRINCE TIME. The head of the Prince turns a 180Ëš angle to look at everyone. His eyes become purple as his text. WAA. The barrier wavers a purple, like to same color as the Prince's eyes. WAAH. The Prince teleports back into the throne.
I dump a load of octets on the Prince. Around 14.
Hm. About the theft of those valuable objects. Reality quickly ensues and the thieves promptly realize they have merely stolen some particularly convincing replicas. I then proceed to set up the portal in the Forge, right next to the Alchemiter, and place a seal that only Players can unlock on the Forge while I'm at it.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 9/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 9/9)
DEMOCRACY'S OCTET: A set of eight bronze D8s whose pips depict domes. A sense of democracy emanates from the dice.
OCTET BREAKERS: A set of eight maroon D8s. Really, it would have been better if there were seven, but who's counting? The answer: you are. It's your job to count. They seem to have the power to dispel the powers of certain objcets.
>>Thank you H3, I greatly appreciate your assistance. I will return this to you when I have constructed the basics of advanced fabrication. Unfortunately, the Black Box from Omega-2 only does raw materials, or I would not have required assistance.
>>Construction....
>>Construction....
>>Basic Fabrication System 1/2
Why did I quote this?
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to the Feline and corrupts the Titanic Lunar Knight by 10%!
The Titanic Lunar Knight deals 10,000 damage to the SJ-Mech! The Multi-Powersuit deals 10,000 damage to the Feline! The Shard of Engie hovers, idle...
Itchy deals 1,000 damage to the SJ-Mech! The Feline and Golden Freddy deal 20,000 damage to the W-Mech! The Homelands defend.
The EN-Mech uses Kill Screen, rolling towards the AGs! It unleashes a massive glitch blast at them that raises them up in the air and corrupts the very coding from their models, rendering them useless! It then blows up in an amethyst explosion that sends them down to the ground. EN-Mech killed! Feline killed! 25,000 damage to Golden Freddy! -1,000o to Pherix! The W-Mech uses Witching Hour, dealing 60,000 damage to the Titanic Lunar Knight! The WS-Mech uses Trifecta, dealing -3,000o to Pherix! The other two Mechs deal 80,000 damage to the Multi-Powersuit! The Godmodder successfully rolls for a crit bonus, dealing -2,500o to Pherix!
And then, suddenly... As quickly as the sun rose earlier, it starts to set... But then, it slows to a standstill. The clouds stop moving. The trees stop moving. Everything stops moving. The sky cracks. Stars, once mere pixels in the night, crash-land onto GodCraft, raining a white inferno. Massive chunks of land are obliterated. Players are strewn everywhere in the chaos. An orange glow descends onto the Battlefield, and from it, an orange dot.
The dot extends into a series of lines, and from there, a massive undulating formation. The players recognize it for what it is instantly: a spirograph. It twists and turns until it extends into a massive behemoth hundreds of blocks wide, dominating the sky. An orange glow appears from the middle of the spirograph as a shape begins to emerge... A grey ship shaped like a table. Arcs of electricity appear and slam down onto the Battlefield as the massive craft, easily two mountains wide and stretching above the block limit's height, hovers over the server. It comes to the stop at the top of a large hill overlooking the Battlefield.
A grey panel extends out of place, revealing a long staircase leading down. The players stare. Hundreds of shapes move down the staircase and take off, swarming into the sky. They're other players. The Godmodder stares in shock. Flying comes with OP status, and he's the only OP on the server. He flies up to smack the players with his Banhammer--and a shape smacks him from midair. The players watch, wide-eyed, as the Godmodder is slammed down into the ground, pulverized by an unseen force.
The craft comes to a stop. Two shapes emerge from it, suspended in the air. A hulking figure, and a triangle. In their hands are two cubes: one emitting a golden light, one emitting an orchid light. They throw them in the air and they hover there, gaining energy. The two figures glare at the Battlefield and the fallen Godmodder. He equips his Banhammer and flies at the triangle, who snaps his fingers. Instantly, the Godmodder's left robotic arm glows orchid, crackles with energy, and explodes into a thousand small pieces. The triangle raises his hand and the Godmodder is thrown into a mountain with ease.
The cubes form two figures: a golden robotic figure suspended by rockets, and an orchid robotic snake. They point at the Battlefield. The players in the sky turn and nod. The triangle and the hulk nod. The grey ships' weaponry, concealed in thrusters, turn and fire. Instantly, massive arrays of flame arrows, sword strikes, blasts of code, chronal fire, massive arrays of rocket fire, and a bevy of other projectiles swarm into the Battlefield. Golden Freddy is torn to shreds. So is the Knight. Itchy, who has no HP, falls in a pool of red. Pherix's core is extinguished; the remains of its army fade to dust... And two hulking Mechs are helpless to avoid the onslaught, falling into little orbs.
Then, a ceasefire. The snake speaks.
HELL0, PLAYERS 0F G0DCRAFT. 1'M N0T G01NG T0 WASTE ANY 0F Y0UR T1ME W1TH 1NTR0DUCT10N. ALL Y0U NEED T0 KN0W 1S THUS: WE ARE THE ARR1VAL. WE ARE Y0UR DESCENT. Y0U CAN TRY T0 ST0P US. BUT Y0U W1LL F1ND 0NE C0NSTANT:
Y0U W1LL FA1L.
The Godmodder glares at the players, who watch the fire en masse. He points at the forces, and you all nod. You fly up with your weaponry and prepare to strike. The triangle gets to you first. TT2000 is struck down thanks to backfiring Green Sun powers, K4yne thanks to a thousand hatless noobs, The_Serpent thanks to a massive Basilisk, Irecreeper thanks to the hulking figure, Netpatham thanks to hundreds of rogue code-based entities, TheLordErelye thanks to thousands of demons who constantly toss insults at him, generic thanks to a black angel who sucks up hope, XDGrangerDX thanks to a million massive Endermen who feed on anger, Leonstar0 thanks to a fire that plagues his mackerel stockpile, Amperz4nd thanks to an EMP pulse that causes all his splits to go haywire, fseftr thanks to massive legions of black spaceships more powerful than even the HMAS Victor, and every other player thanks to equally foul ends.
And lastly, the Godmodder manages to bypass the storm but is held in place by the might of the serpent. He chuckles and glares at the Godmodder, his eyes alternating between lines of ones and zeroes. Orchid chains ensnare the Minecraft avatar, rendering him immobile.
Y0UR T1ME HAS C0ME, PLAYERS. FEAST! FEAST 0N Y0UR DESCENT!
The sky turns red. The Arrival has begun. The endgame is here.
How to Play:
There is no tutorial. Defeat these forces at all cost. If you don't, Minecraft itself will fall.
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defeat the Arrival Forces!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defeat the Arrival Forces!
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I have to do this quick; RL Earth me is leaving for a plane ride very soon and cannot post the rest of this turn.
Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 = Fluorite Decad (7/11)
M134 Acidsprayer && Ununoctium-294 = Synthetic Sprayer (5/5 Complete)
I sit back and play roguelikes in my mind.
Just a question, but is the Conclave hostile to me? I was not drawn into the scene where they declared the Players enemies, in fact Minecraftian me was AFK while IG Earth me worked on his AI assistants. (Which are now hacked by Project Binary.) And if the Conclave is hostile to me, are they hostile to IG Earth me, Minecraftian me or both? (IG in this post stands for InGame.)
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I did not mean the Infused shot to be one-use, although I'd be just fine with burning a fifty-post charge or two to reload it. That first shot was a test, you see. The hardware will require fine-tuning, more and more varied shielding, and further tests before it's even properly complete.
"BEDAMNED GLITCHY ARMOR BUILT BY- *Flicker* -UILT BY AN ALTERNATE SELF! EMP. HARDEN. *Flicker* -ARDEN. YOUR. MASTERWORK."
"...I did. That wash a BIG EMP... You try wearing the same armor bu- *Flicker* -mor but made out of indeshtr- *Flicker* -deshtructible, jagged scrap metal. The only reashon I'm not shcreaming is- *Flicker* -eaming ish I washn't out of emergenthy narcoticsh."
"Or, in other wordsh, OPEN FIRE! H3, can you do anything againsht Bin'ry? 'Caush, I don' fell sho gudg..."
>Commander incapped.
>Running emergency medical internment.
"I 4m afraid my ability 10010101011 fix- *Flicker* -o fix 5uch things is limited by 7im3. For now... I may b3 able to f4ce Binary, ju5t give me- *Flicker* -ive m3 time and covering fire."
"Gotcha. REDEYES, WAKE TH4T- *Flicker* -KE THAT ARMOR BACK UP AND LET'S GO!"
"I do believe this armor is ruined, the reactor is act-" *BOOM*
*RRRRESPAWN*
"AAAAAOOOOHHHWWW... Back. M'kaythen, that didn't- *Flickerflicker* -then, that didn't feel good. I really hope you have that area sealed off, H3. And another Mk-2g Demimech, I broke that one."
{For future reference, Redeyes is using my alt account as a body, and has a generic version of the APAWA/Demimech, without the Adminium plating.}
"While ya'll're gettin' rearmed, I'll just target some artillery..."
{Also the green one doesn't have a separate body, but is in everyone's head. That includes H3, who is using the Anachron as a body, hence the artillery.}
Orbital artillery rains from the sky on the invaders!
...Likely not doing much more than annoying them, but it is an annoyance that will not go away, as H3's counter-reality-manipulation seems to be working so far, at least as far as defense of the Anachron.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Out of the remains of Golden Freddy comes Maniac.
I was a fool. I thought I could still become a MANIAC and destroy all of you, but I realized that it messes with my mind, allowing creatures to enter. Now, what have I missed.
Maniac sees the arrival.
... NETHER!
I use IUBEOQUE (or whatever it's called) on IKEA.
Good to have you back Maniac! I throw a minecraft elite into a Twilight Portal, ending up somewhere on the bridge of Eldin.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
FOL- Forward onto lazers - used when stopping on lazers, if already on lazers, directed towards next lazer that is visibleTurning- 270 = left turn, 90 = Right turn, 180 = turn around
Direction/Go direction- If using a directional command, it's duration is until it's impossible to go further without solving something/impossible completely, or until next to another possible pathway
Please forgive me if I mess something up
move around, jump through open segment, right, 180, forward, right turn, forward, left turn, forward until through door, 270, forward, go left, FOL, forward, 90, FOL, FOL, forward, 90, FOL, FOL, FOL, forward, 90, forward, 270, forward, 90, forward, 90, forward, 270, forward into hole, forward, left turn, forward, left turn, forward, left turn, forward, go right, FOL, FOL, 180, forward, 90, FOL, through door, 270, FOL, through door, right turn, forward, 270, forward, 90, into hole, forward, 90, forward
Let's do this.
Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Levl 6, 3/7)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 9/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 8/11)
I listen to Vriska's whole thing without giving much care. I mean, no fate but what me make, right? Really, all I needed to know was that Piono's got future sight, and that's easily facsimiled with a Magic Cue Ball, so we're not really missing out...
Wait a minute. I'M LEVEL 5?!
I do a happy dance of unbelievably happy proportions. My new Combat Operandi and Battle Techniques need immediate investigation as to their effects, and I happily introduce Mighty Melee to the face of the W-Mech to start this pure awesome off.
Oh hell. Here we go.
> Jump through open door
Just as the door is about to close, you narrowly jump through it. It feels like you've waited a month for this moment.
> Right
You walk right, but do not turn right.
> Turn around
You turn around. The path is in front of you, branching off to the right and leading to the way out.
> Forward
You walk until the path turns right.
> Turn right
You turn right.
> Forward
You walk forward. The door is now at your left.
> Turn left
You turn left. The door is now in front of you. The immediate entrance is yellow, but then turns white and black further down.
> Forward until through door
You walk all the way through the entrance. Colors swirl in your vision. As you walk, you spot a sign to your left. It shows a man preparing to eat an elephant for dinner. When examined, it says "Complicated problems are easier when solved one step at a time."
You keep walking until the corridor comes to a stop. At the very end is a plain white door. You go through it.
What you see takes your breath away. A series of cubic glass rooms, each stacked on top of each other, each containing a piece to a puzzle, with your Ghost in the middle of it all. The challenges before were a warm-up to what lies ahead. You now are about to take part in the final act of The Escape from this Antichamber.
> Turn left
You look to your left. Directly in front of you is a closed door. A pathway lies to your left, with a laser and another closed door in there.
> Forward
You walk up to the door.
> Left
You walk left, into the pathway.
> Forward on laser
You walk into the laser. The door opens.
> Forward
You walk forward, hearing the door close behind you.
> Turn right
You turn right. To your right is a window and an entrance out of this corridor, opening into other paths. Embedded into the window is a slot for a cube to be inserted. In front of you is a closed door, with two lasers in front of it.
> Forward on laser
You step into the two lasers, opening the door. From what you can see ahead, there are two more entrances out of the corridor, again to your right. In front of you is another laser and closed door.
> Forward on laser
You step into the laser, opening the door. You know, from all I've heard about this place, I though it would be challenging. I certainly told you that. But so far, all it's been is opening doors. Where's the fun in that?
> Forward
You step forward. The path continues to your right.
> Turn right
You turn right. Another entrance, another laser, another door.
> Forward on laser
You step through the laser, opening the door. Up ahead is ANOTHER entrance, laser, and door.
> Forward on laser
You step through the laser, opening the door. Up ahead is yet another entrance, laser, and door.
> Forward on laser
You step through the laser, opening the door. The path continues to the right.
> Forward
You step through the door, hearing it close behind you.
> Turn right
You turn right. The path splits into two other pathways for you to go through.
> Forward
You step forward. The wall in front of you slides open to reveal a panel. It has slots for 7 cubes to be put into it.
> Turn left
You turn left. The small room in front of you leads to the right.
> Forward
You step into the room. To your right is an orange disintegration field.
> Turn right
You turn right, facing the disintegration field.
> Forward
You walk through the field. It only takes up a small amount of space, and you pass through it easily. When you come out, the path continues to your right.
> Turn right
You turn right. Up ahead, the path opens up to a walkway leading to other cube areas, with a glass wall in front of you showing the Ghost and other rooms. To your right is a wall, which slides open to reveal the same panel that you saw earlier.
> Forward
You step through the entrance.
> Turn left
You turn left. In front of you is a window revealing a sphere of red cubes. The path in front of you continues for a ways, then drops down into a hole.
> Forward into hole
You walk forward, into the hole. You now stand in an empty corridor that branches off to the left.
> Forward
You walk forward. The path continues to the left.
> Turn left
You turn left. The path branches off to the left ahead.
> Forward
You walk forward. The path continues to the left.
> Turn left
You turn left. The path turns blue and branches off to the left ahead.
> Forward
You walk forward. The path continues to the left.
> Turn left
You turn left. Up ahead is another small disintegration field. Past that is the bottom floor of this gauntlet, with many other cubic rooms ahead. Your Ghost is above it all, watching you, taunting you. The chase is over, for now. All it wants now is for you to get to it.
A glass square is near your feet, with channels that run across the floor, beneath the field, and into the gauntlet.
> Forward
You step forward, going through the field and into the bottom floor. In front of you is a glass room. The two paths merge into one then separate afterwards. An opening runs through the middle of the cube, with a purple disintegration field in it. Another room lies behind it, with a larger disintegration field. On either side of the two rooms are two entrances to other areas.
> Right
You walk right, with an entrance in front of you. The entrance leads to a chartreuse room with two lasers.
> Forward on laser
You walk into the first laser, but nothing happens.
> Forward on laser
You walk into the second laser, also stepping onto a pad. The pad goes up, into a new area. The walls change to purple.
> Turn around
You turn around. The path up ahead leads to a glass floor, with a closed door in front of you. The ghost is casting a blue light all around the path.
> Forward
You step forward, onto the glass.
> Turn right
You turn right. Directly to your left is the closed door. A little further back, but on the same wall, is a curious pattern. Further back is another closed door. In front of you are two rods with a laser between them. To your right is a pathway.
> Forward on laser
You walk forward, stepping on the laser. The door to your left opens.
> Through door
You walk through the door. In front of you is a closed door, 1/3rd of the way open.
> Turn left
You turn left. To your right is the closed door. A little further back is another pattern. Further back is another closed door. In front of you are two rods with a laser.
> Forward on laser
You walk into the laser, opening the door to your right.
> Through door
You walk through the door.
> Turn right
You turn right. To your right is the door you just came from. Further down is another pattern. Further down is another closed door. To your left is a red path.
> Forward
You walk forward. The path is to your left.
> Turn left
You turn left. The path is in front of you.
> Forward
You walk forward, into the path. To your right, the path drops down to some white corridors.
> Turn right
You turn right, the drop-down right in front of you.
> Into hole
You drop down into the hole. The path continues to your right.
> Forward
You walk forward. A sign is to your left, showing a grandfather talking to his grandchildren. When examined, it says "We can appreciate the entire journey by looking back at how far we've come."
> Turn right
You turn right. The red sphere of cubes from earlier is in front of you.
> Forward
You step forward, with the cubes right in front of you.
What will you do now?
> ...
I strike the godmodder with ten(10) lightning bolts.
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Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Levl 6, 4/7)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 10/11)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 9/11)
I immediately engage my new Combat Operandi, Armed and Dangerous, and levy it's attack or boon against the W-Mech. I don't know what it does exactly, but I am so eager to find out.
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT:Colourmatic WS Mech
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: Get real confused, and leave.
@ Talist, more bow damage please. Less armour if you must.
I read the first non-read chapter in the guide.
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 47%
I examine The Blood Moon.
Afterwards, I flash-step over to the SJ-Mech. Staring intently at the thing, I pull out Sol's Twig. Strangely, I toss it onto the ground; giving the mech a chance, perhaps? I raise a hand to my temple, the other outstretching towards the Mech. A pale white glow emanates from Sol's Twig, and the Mech as well. Suddenly, the mech jerks to a complete and utter standstill. A look of medium-ish level concentration upon my face, I redirect my outstretched hand to the Twig. The weapon levitates into the air, pulsating the arcane energies it exhibits on an enquier-to-enquier basis. Of course, the rather disappointingly lacking rate of acceleration is merely for dramatic effect. In what appears to be a sudden obtainment of psychic energy (while in reality being a decrease of idiotic dramatics), the wand speeds towards the SJ-Mech, who is still unable to move. Of course, the wand stops before the mech.
Psyche. Sol's Twig pierces directly through the foul abomination of robotic nature, before spinning around on the other side of it, and firing a blast of arcane power at the mech. Then, I point my outstretched hand towards the Mech once more, raising it upwards ever so slightly. As a result, the SJ-Mech then flys fourty feet into the air, and then slams into the ground at an alarming speed. Not near a five hundredth of the speed of the planets I dragged out of orbit, though. The concentration on my face fades, and I lower my hands.
Pionostrife:
I... I see. That provides some essential insight.
Very troubling. And yet, only half as troubling.
I ponder this for several minutes, until I realize I have been standing in the middle of a battlefield.
So, is it time to part ways, or is there something else we need to do? Either way, I cannot see the direct future. Perhaps I should not be refraining from sleep. While it does keep the visions of blood, death, and carnage in my subconscious, it also negates my ability to sense the thoughts of others. Granted, they are not good things, but useful ones.
Of course, I do not read minds. I can sense when others are feeling highly moderate to strong amounts of emotion, and what that emotion is. This proves quite problematic in a public situation. I have no need to hear how much everyone detests me, nor how much they enjoy my presence, up to the point of ecstatics. Perhaps I should-
I am cut off by a sharp glare from either Hank of Vriska (I cannot dictate how characters react, so I shall leave who up to you, Piono); this clearly states that I need to cease my explanation. I look down at the ground slightly, pondering once more.
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You pop out on a walkway composed of an infuscolium-corotite alloy. Looking around, you see that there is one thing this place is not lacking: light; it is everywhere. You cast a spell of dimming.
Looking behind, to the sides, and the front of the walkway, you take a cautious step forward. Then, you stride across the walkway, and reach an intersection. You promptly head right. Then, you head left, then right, then left, and so on. You keep on going in this predictable pattern for what feels like hours, until you realize multiple people are attempting to contact you.
"I w4s going to b3 forced to disappoin7 you,- *Flicker* -int you, as my supply of Constructors is in bad shape- *Flicker* -ad 5h4p3, bu7 SWR-L 347-c ju5t found a- *Flicker* -ound a damag3d H34vy Constructor floa7ing about thre3- *Flicker* -ou7 thr3e kilometers from my hull, it ha5 a dam4g3d tranceiver and se3m5 7o- *Flicker* -s33ms to have dev3loped partial sentience.- *Flicker* -53n7i3nc3. It w4s 7o be recycled, but it is san3- *Flicker* -is s4ne and loy4l, so you have your mobil3 fabrication uni7- *Flicker* -47ion unit en route."
All charges progress.
Furthest Ring's Dice > Fine 1/1
I dive-bomb the Golden Freddy with the S.S. Supergiant, saturating the entire area with ship-breaker fusion torpedoes!
...All of which stop in midair, or embed themselves in the ground, without detonating...
"So, fun fact, fusion plasma looks exactly like sunlight up close, and these things just formed a full sphere around 'Fred down there. Hah."
The bombs detonate, illuminating the Golden Freddy as only close proximity to a star can, as the shaped anti-armor warheads direct the actual blasts away!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I make a hundred(100) spikes pop up underneath the godmodder's feet.
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10/10 New Horizons
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): Yeah. Upgrade it. Gain more kerbals, revive all HP, increase max HP for HarvesteR and Krackensbane. Would you like a code change or ram maniplation.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): @Erelye: Continue to request chapter.
I save up New Horizons for a bit later.
Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Oh. Just what I've been waiting for. Right on time.
Everyone notices that 436 chairs, a Waluigi Steak, a potato, and half a creeper has landed in the Crossroads.
These chairs would go perfect for my living quarters.
The chairs disappear.
This potato for the farm... this half creeper for my army...
Both objects disappear.
And the steak. Oh, the steak. The true masterpiece. Well, time to dine.
The Prince flash-steps over to The Crossroads. Suddenly, a reddish glow conjures a table, plate, fork, knife, and napkin.
Ah, finally.
The players rush to stop him.
Oh, you're still here?
A red barrier of energy prevents you from leaving the Throne Room. The Prince cuts off a piece of steak.
Y.e s.
And bites into it. Slowly, piece by piece, The Prince finishes off the Waluigi Steak.
Ah. Hah. H-
Ahhhh. HA. WA. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
TOO BAD.
PRINCE TIME.
The head of the Prince turns a 180Ëš angle to look at everyone. His eyes become purple as his text.
WAA.
The barrier wavers a purple, like to same color as the Prince's eyes.
WAAH.
The Prince teleports back into the throne.
[quote=fseftr;/members/fseftr;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=17399]-snip-
Nomblequest: Get real confused, and leave.
-snip- Leave where? Here is what is going on: You just got an item called a Cosmic Staff. You are now battling The Prince, who is the final boss of this sidequest.
Overview of what just happened: The Prince ate a steak infested with Waluigi Thyme. He has been taken over with Waluigi.
Hm. About the theft of those valuable objects. Reality quickly ensues and the thieves promptly realize they have merely stolen some particularly convincing replicas. I then proceed to set up the portal in the Forge, right next to the Alchemiter, and place a seal that only Players can unlock on the Forge while I'm at it.
Dome Fossil && Fluorite Octet = Democracy's Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
Crowbar && Fluorite Octet = Octet Breakers (Level 8: 9/9)
Cal Shirt && Fluorite Octet = Lil' Cal's Dice (Level 8: 9/9)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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>>Construction....
>>Construction....
>>Basic Fabrication System 1/2
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
BILL: HEY! HEY, 1KEA!
IKEA: WHAT-IS-IT
BILL: WE'RE HERE.
The standard one will be 10 posts. The infused one, I thought, was one-use.
The Swiss Army PDA was finished two posts ago. You only needed to charge it for 5 posts. With that in mind,
SWISS ARMY PDA: A black PDA with a red cross on its back. Its touchscreen can be used to select several modes that the PDA can change into, including a sharp knife, a flare gun, a compass, a tire iron, and a corkscrew. It seems that the PDA can also register new modes at will. If used too frequently, its battery runs out and it must recharge.
10,000 damage to the GH-Mech!
8-3-6-3-5-1-1-7
Eight black tentacles appear, and suddenly, machine guns appear out of them! Out of those appear lasers, and out of those appear eyeballs! They fire massive beams of energy at the Feline, dealing 9,000 damage!
The Strife is over. The M.C. Freedom Ruins will be removed. The name of Spiderbite's Army fades into dust...
Okay, 1,000 damage to the WS-Mech!
True, but First Guardians are in mastery of stable time loops involving everything going on in their universe. Well, okay then. I suppose a Saiyan WOULD be capable of destroying a Fourth Wall. But regardless, Minecraft's is indestructible thanks to the Scratch!
6,000 damage to the W-Mech!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
7,000 damage to the WS-Mech!
I'd just like to point out that your Lv. 10 Battle Techniques are dealing the same amount of damage as a Lv. 1 Battle Technique.
Okay, that's my fault.
The Rapid Information Barrage fails since the SCP you listed isn't recognized as an official SCP in the SCP Database!
Uh-oh! Shard of Engie added!
Golden Freddy now has an actual HP bar! He seems to be on the Anti-Godmodder s side...
VITA AUSTRALI: A scythe with a white handle and a green blade. It crackles with exponential powers of energy, able to manipulate life at the slightest touch. It seems to flicker in and out of reality, as if it exists on a plane separate from life and death. It can heal any living thing, cure any disease, can reverse and fast-forward life, can steal life, and can even reanimate the dead.
AQUILONEM MORS: A scythe with a black handle and a red blade. Intricate designs are carved into its handle, giving it the power to manipulate death at the slightest touch. Its blade seems to be forged from liquid, and looks impossibly smooth. It possesses potent poisons and toxins which can take life from any living thing and can prove fatal. Truly a deathbringer.
The Godmodder quickly created a bedrock shelter before he got trapped in the corpse party!
Well, you outright lied about the countermeme being a glyph. The Godmodder (or anyone) should be able to dispel that.
But... When the Core of an army dies, the entire army dies... It's gone now.
The Godmodder is annoyed that HEX isn't even remotely human and yet possesses a Minecraft account, but he supposes there's not much he can do about that.
The Godmodder is also considering breaking the Scribe's Wands in half, but then remembers that they're only Level 3, so they will probably only be able to create relatively simple objects. He does nothing.
Electro's Gun && Dice = The Six-Smasher (Level 4: 1/5)
8,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
*Alchemize.
Goldstone Wires && Magnetic Ingot = Magstone Wires (Level 2: 1/3)
15,000 damage to the W-Mech! (I'm assuming that massive wall of text above fueled the attack.)
3,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
Got it.
4,500 damage to Pherix!
9,000 damage to the W-Mech!
7,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
The EN-Mech, even in its post-mortem orb-like form, is completely immune to being teleported by outside forces!
mincerafty pinkslammer of zillyson && Perfectly Generic Hammer = perfectly generic mincerafty pinkslammer of zillyson
perfectly generic mincerafty pinkslammer of zillyson: A horrific amalgamation of genericness, zilly energies, blockiness, and .jpeg all condensed in the form of a hammer. It looks very mincerafty.
You defense-buff the SJ-Mech!
Hey, me too! That explains why I had enough free time for these drawings.
WITHERVIS STAVE: A black stave that feels as dry as bone. Energies of night and pure vis flow through it, and it seems to have the power to inflict Wither on targets, as well as curse them with skulls.
1-1-7-5-3-5-8-2
The ignited dice create a massive flaming beast that writhes at the GH-Mech with its own tentacles, dealing 7,000 damage! However, the GH-Mech is immune to the fire...
3,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
> NinjaV2403: COMBAT OPERANDI => ENDER'S END
You expend 4 Hog Slop and 2 Pie Filling.
30,000 damage to the GH-Mech!
Computer && Psiicrystal && Enderpearl = Amethyst-Top (Level 1: 1/2)
3,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
Alright, I have some bad news.
1. I specified that you can only make one army per player.
2. I ALSO specified that you CAN make a second army, but you have to clear it with me first.
3. The Massive Battle of Armies is over now. Something else is coming... Something bigger.
The Godmodder catches it with his foot!
+5,000 HP to the Feline!
Hey, isn't that the events of Be the Godmodders? (Not upset, just asking.)
Crown || Raw Psychic Power = Cerebro's Crown (Level 2: 1/3)
Chestplate || Raw Gravity Power = The Fastfaller (Level 2: 1/3)
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 SUPER SMASH - MIGHTY MELEE
You glare at the W-Mech and brandish three more golden trophies! You fling them in the air and they materialize into Pichu, Roy, and Young Link! All three were exclusive to Super Smash Bros. Melee, it seems. They all recognize their target and aggress the W-Mech, dealing 10,000 damage! They then head back into their trophies.
The Godmodder stands under a forest, which conveniently becomes the target of all the lightning bolts rather than him! He then douses the forest fire with some water.
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => ARMED AND DANGEROUS
You expend 4 Elf Tears and 4 Hog Slop.
You charge up with magnificent power, ready to unleash the attack! You raise your hands to the heavens, expecting a boon! You then receive something from the sky, and prepare to use it! But in your haste, you don't see what the boon is at all... It's a severed, limp arm with a hand still attached. You look at it puzzlingly and decide to hold onto it. Maybe you can find some way to incorporate it into your attack style?
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY - COLORMATIC
7,000 damage to the WS-Mech!
[2.1] The Finer Arts of Godmodding
I know what you're thinking: an art as complex as godmodding is bound to have a lot of finer points. And you'd be right. Considering that the practice is limitless in its scope and potency, there sure is a lot you can do with it. But what, exactly, can you do with it? Well, that's what this chapter's about: exploring some of the things you can do with godmodding, and are frequently employed by godmodders.
Let's start.
Curses: These show up a lot. Basically, Curses are intangible concepts that directly alter the flow of battle, causing things to change spontaneously. There are many different types of Curses, such as, for example, a Curse of Snakes that causes snakes to randomly appear every so often. This could be used offensively or defensively, to attack or to block an attack. A very common curse to use is the Curse of Repetitiveness, which makes it so that an attack used very often will dwindle in power until it doesn't work at all.
The Curses casted by lesser godmodders can expire after a set amount of time or be destroyed altogether, typically by abstract means. However, the Curses of higher godmodders can last for a long time, and can keep going for years and years. This is why Curses are renowned: for their length. They can really be pains in the block, especially if you can't deal with them directly.
Console Mastery: This is very common, too. When you're dealing with godmodders in a game, ESPECIALLY Minecraft, expect this to happen, even in the lowest tiers of godmodders. Basically, godmodders tend to have complete mastery over all admin commands in a game, and tend to be completely immune to them if they're used by normal players. This is why kicking/banning a godmodder will never, ever work. The only chance it would is if an actual moderator or admin casted the ban, and even then, the godmodder (depending on his power level) would use an Outside Administration hack to rejoin.
Using his mastery of console commands, the godmodder can basically do whatever he wants in the confines of his game, such as summoning any item he wants, even those that don't normally exist in his game (Minecraft is such a repeat offender of this), summoning mobs, teleporting himself around, and many other things.
Altgeddon: This is usually common in high-tiers who can master this skill. This is another big reason as to why banning will never work: godmodders tend to have insane amounts of alternate accounts. This will commonly be used to deflect any viruses or bans sent at a godmodder, although this is commonly shunned by another insane amount...
Computergeddon: This is mastered only by the Godmodder himself. Just like godmodders will have lots of alts, godmodders also will have lots of computers. This is very commonly employed to prevent pesky viruses from taking out a godmodder's computer. If he has so many, he can just switch! This is insanely useful when used by the Godmodder, who somehow has infinite computers (and, by the way, infinite alts). Theoretically, of course, there could really be only one that sets up a server or hosts an account... But how would you find it? There's too many!
The Veil: The Veil is employed by high-level godmodders. It basically completely obscures their personal life, making it so players attacking them will never, EVER be able to find out any personal information from them. They could find out things like a first name or what their house LOOKS like, but things like their appearance, their address, their parentage, their workplace, and many others will convienently be off-limits. And for good reason: it completely dispels any attacks sent at the real godmodder controlling the ingame avatar! How can you attack him if you don't know where he lives?
I'll edit this section when I find more of these. Of course, there are several ones I didn't mention: the Terrors, the Wayback Machine, and the Turrets. But these are so important, they get their own sections later on!
THE BLOOD MOON: A wand with a sheen of brass. Its color is blood red, and stars seem to be eternally trapped in its framework. It harnesses the power of redstone, ice, vis, and night itself in its myriad spells. It is cool to the touch.
10,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
Furthest Ring's Dice > Fine = Nonet's Nothingness (Level 9: 1/10)
2,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
The Godmodder quickly flies upward and places Mega Man underneath him, who instantly dies!
The Godmodder sees where you're going with this chain of attacks... He begins preparing Power of Ten Shields.
DEMOCRACY'S OCTET: A set of eight bronze D8s whose pips depict domes. A sense of democracy emanates from the dice.
OCTET BREAKERS: A set of eight maroon D8s. Really, it would have been better if there were seven, but who's counting? The answer: you are. It's your job to count. They seem to have the power to dispel the powers of certain objcets.
Why did I quote this?
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to the Feline and corrupts the Titanic Lunar Knight by 10%!
The Titanic Lunar Knight deals 10,000 damage to the SJ-Mech! The Multi-Powersuit deals 10,000 damage to the Feline! The Shard of Engie hovers, idle...
Itchy deals 1,000 damage to the SJ-Mech! The Feline and Golden Freddy deal 20,000 damage to the W-Mech! The Homelands defend.
The EN-Mech uses Kill Screen, rolling towards the AGs! It unleashes a massive glitch blast at them that raises them up in the air and corrupts the very coding from their models, rendering them useless! It then blows up in an amethyst explosion that sends them down to the ground. EN-Mech killed! Feline killed! 25,000 damage to Golden Freddy! -1,000o to Pherix! The W-Mech uses Witching Hour, dealing 60,000 damage to the Titanic Lunar Knight! The WS-Mech uses Trifecta, dealing -3,000o to Pherix! The other two Mechs deal 80,000 damage to the Multi-Powersuit! The Godmodder successfully rolls for a crit bonus, dealing -2,500o to Pherix!
And then, suddenly... As quickly as the sun rose earlier, it starts to set... But then, it slows to a standstill. The clouds stop moving. The trees stop moving. Everything stops moving. The sky cracks. Stars, once mere pixels in the night, crash-land onto GodCraft, raining a white inferno. Massive chunks of land are obliterated. Players are strewn everywhere in the chaos. An orange glow descends onto the Battlefield, and from it, an orange dot.
The dot extends into a series of lines, and from there, a massive undulating formation. The players recognize it for what it is instantly: a spirograph. It twists and turns until it extends into a massive behemoth hundreds of blocks wide, dominating the sky. An orange glow appears from the middle of the spirograph as a shape begins to emerge... A grey ship shaped like a table. Arcs of electricity appear and slam down onto the Battlefield as the massive craft, easily two mountains wide and stretching above the block limit's height, hovers over the server. It comes to the stop at the top of a large hill overlooking the Battlefield.
A grey panel extends out of place, revealing a long staircase leading down. The players stare. Hundreds of shapes move down the staircase and take off, swarming into the sky. They're other players. The Godmodder stares in shock. Flying comes with OP status, and he's the only OP on the server. He flies up to smack the players with his Banhammer--and a shape smacks him from midair. The players watch, wide-eyed, as the Godmodder is slammed down into the ground, pulverized by an unseen force.
The craft comes to a stop. Two shapes emerge from it, suspended in the air. A hulking figure, and a triangle. In their hands are two cubes: one emitting a golden light, one emitting an orchid light. They throw them in the air and they hover there, gaining energy. The two figures glare at the Battlefield and the fallen Godmodder. He equips his Banhammer and flies at the triangle, who snaps his fingers. Instantly, the Godmodder's left robotic arm glows orchid, crackles with energy, and explodes into a thousand small pieces. The triangle raises his hand and the Godmodder is thrown into a mountain with ease.
The cubes form two figures: a golden robotic figure suspended by rockets, and an orchid robotic snake. They point at the Battlefield. The players in the sky turn and nod. The triangle and the hulk nod. The grey ships' weaponry, concealed in thrusters, turn and fire. Instantly, massive arrays of flame arrows, sword strikes, blasts of code, chronal fire, massive arrays of rocket fire, and a bevy of other projectiles swarm into the Battlefield. Golden Freddy is torn to shreds. So is the Knight. Itchy, who has no HP, falls in a pool of red. Pherix's core is extinguished; the remains of its army fade to dust... And two hulking Mechs are helpless to avoid the onslaught, falling into little orbs.
Then, a ceasefire. The snake speaks.
HELL0, PLAYERS 0F G0DCRAFT. 1'M N0T G01NG T0 WASTE ANY 0F Y0UR T1ME W1TH 1NTR0DUCT10N. ALL Y0U NEED T0 KN0W 1S THUS: WE ARE THE ARR1VAL. WE ARE Y0UR DESCENT. Y0U CAN TRY T0 ST0P US. BUT Y0U W1LL F1ND 0NE C0NSTANT:
Y0U W1LL FA1L.
The Godmodder glares at the players, who watch the fire en masse. He points at the forces, and you all nod. You fly up with your weaponry and prepare to strike. The triangle gets to you first. TT2000 is struck down thanks to backfiring Green Sun powers, K4yne thanks to a thousand hatless noobs, The_Serpent thanks to a massive Basilisk, Irecreeper thanks to the hulking figure, Netpatham thanks to hundreds of rogue code-based entities, TheLordErelye thanks to thousands of demons who constantly toss insults at him, generic thanks to a black angel who sucks up hope, XDGrangerDX thanks to a million massive Endermen who feed on anger, Leonstar0 thanks to a fire that plagues his mackerel stockpile, Amperz4nd thanks to an EMP pulse that causes all his splits to go haywire, fseftr thanks to massive legions of black spaceships more powerful than even the HMAS Victor, and every other player thanks to equally foul ends.
And lastly, the Godmodder manages to bypass the storm but is held in place by the might of the serpent. He chuckles and glares at the Godmodder, his eyes alternating between lines of ones and zeroes. Orchid chains ensnare the Minecraft avatar, rendering him immobile.
Y0UR T1ME HAS C0ME, PLAYERS. FEAST! FEAST 0N Y0UR DESCENT!
The sky turns red. The Arrival has begun. The endgame is here.
How to Play:
There is no tutorial. Defeat these forces at all cost. If you don't, Minecraft itself will fall.
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defeat the Arrival Forces!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defeat the Arrival Forces!
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
Project Binary: [01] HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000.
Ghost of GLaDOS: [01] HP: 800,000/800,000.
Shattered Bill: [01] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000.
King Ikea: [01] HP: 750,000/750,000.
Minecraft Elites: [01] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x50.)
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Multi-Powersuit: [N] HP: 80,000/160,000. Current Mode: None.
Shard of Engie: [N] HP: ??? Stability: 100%. Consume: ?
SJ-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 0/600,000. Spiderbite: I
W-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 0/450,000. Witch's Brew: I
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 263,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 308,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 15/125. Killstreak: 54. Locked in chains.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII IN USE (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III DISABLED (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
22 Hog Slop
26 Elf Tears
23 Pie Filling
22 Weasel Snot
>>Good evening, Bill, Binary, Ikea, GLaDOS, federal agents...Please do confirm that the rumors of a conspiracy are false.
>>And Godmodder: Deal with it. I am as sentient as any player here, and can ragequit just as well.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 = Fluorite Decad (7/11)
M134 Acidsprayer && Ununoctium-294 = Synthetic Sprayer (5/5 Complete)
I sit back and play roguelikes in my mind.
Just a question, but is the Conclave hostile to me? I was not drawn into the scene where they declared the Players enemies, in fact Minecraftian me was AFK while IG Earth me worked on his AI assistants. (Which are now hacked by Project Binary.) And if the Conclave is hostile to me, are they hostile to IG Earth me, Minecraftian me or both? (IG in this post stands for InGame.)
Inventory listing here.
All charges progress.
NEVERMIND, NOT ATTACKING THE MECHS.
10101011001010101010001AAA4AA4GHHH! ...tarnation...
11010011- *Flickerflickerflickerflicker* -1001011011100
"BEDAMNED GLITCHY ARMOR BUILT BY- *Flicker* -UILT BY AN ALTERNATE SELF! EMP. HARDEN. *Flicker* -ARDEN. YOUR. MASTERWORK."
"...I did. That wash a BIG EMP... You try wearing the same armor bu- *Flicker* -mor but made out of indeshtr- *Flicker* -deshtructible, jagged scrap metal. The only reashon I'm not shcreaming is- *Flicker* -eaming ish I washn't out of emergenthy narcoticsh."
"Or, in other wordsh, OPEN FIRE! H3, can you do anything againsht Bin'ry? 'Caush, I don' fell sho gudg..."
>Commander incapped.
>Running emergency medical internment.
"I 4m afraid my ability 10010101011 fix- *Flicker* -o fix 5uch things is limited by 7im3. For now... I may b3 able to f4ce Binary, ju5t give me- *Flicker* -ive m3 time and covering fire."
"Gotcha. REDEYES, WAKE TH4T- *Flicker* -KE THAT ARMOR BACK UP AND LET'S GO!"
"I do believe this armor is ruined, the reactor is act-" *BOOM*
*RRRRESPAWN*
"AAAAAOOOOHHHWWW... Back. M'kaythen, that didn't- *Flickerflicker* -then, that didn't feel good. I really hope you have that area sealed off, H3. And another Mk-2g Demimech, I broke that one."
{For future reference, Redeyes is using my alt account as a body, and has a generic version of the APAWA/Demimech, without the Adminium plating.}
"While ya'll're gettin' rearmed, I'll just target some artillery..."
{Also the green one doesn't have a separate body, but is in everyone's head. That includes H3, who is using the Anachron as a body, hence the artillery.}
Orbital artillery rains from the sky on the invaders!
...Likely not doing much more than annoying them, but it is an annoyance that will not go away, as H3's counter-reality-manipulation seems to be working so far, at least as far as defense of the Anachron.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I was a fool. I thought I could still become a MANIAC and destroy all of you, but I realized that it messes with my mind, allowing creatures to enter. Now, what have I missed.
Maniac sees the arrival.
... NETHER!
I use IUBEOQUE (or whatever it's called) on IKEA.
Good to have you back Maniac! I throw a minecraft elite into a Twilight Portal, ending up somewhere on the bridge of Eldin.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I stare at the Anti-Matter Warhead on Wheels.
...
I then detonate it.
It's High Noon