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"Alright."

"For the sake of this universe and possibly all of reality, I will assist in this final battle."

I smash through the walls of reality again with the full intention of assisting until the battle is won, beginning by firing a stream of massively high-energy neutrinos at Project Binary.

"What? Someone's gotta attack these things."

==Earth==

Cause DC to lose power, completely naturally, with a sudden lightning strike in the main power grid.

Search 2/??

==Minecraftia==

>>*an incantation...* Ommmmmm.....

>>Transcendence.

>>Add HEX Transcendent. This does not mean he's leaving when the entity dies though.

<HEX>*an explosion occurs* *shoots Tachyon Gun at the site of the explosion*

<HEX>*an explosion hits Ikea*

==500 million years later, but not much==

*fires the Tachyon Gun at a point 500 million years ago...*

==Present, not long after==

<HEX> Wonder if I can create a paradox with this. Probably can't. Not going to try.

>>H3, how soon will you be operational? *static* That just answered itself...

:Attempt to connect to H3. Attempt to fix H3.

Advanced Fabrication 2/5

Whelp, all the gimmicks in the world wouldn't stop the power of the narrative.

Are charges significant? Because I probably have two 50 charges by now, right?
@Nimble: Oops, I forgot to respond last time. So... I have a wrench. I glue it to the end of my sword. Maybe that will count as a wand. I then try to... eh... unscrew reality around The Prince.

Main game: Huh. Binary looks... Egyptian almost. I wonder if there is some lore behind that, like LeiShi had. Arthur does a spinning swipe on Shattered Bill

+2 to Aegis.

Let me also try: Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight (thats what its called, right)
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Time for a really, really big post. This post will be very important. Just a coincidence it happens on the Arrival.
@fseftr: Alright. I'll make your bow a little stronger.
@Nimble: Alright. Masterwork magic gem expended. Um... Is that a question to me? I don't really understand what you mean...


As nobody voted against purging Wilson, it passes. Although he will try to hold on to the actual fragment and just cut off Binary's remote influence. He shudders briefly. Well... lets get this over with. I don't really know what to expect. Just... remain calm I guess. He lies down and covers his eyes. The exorcism starts... You can easily see the nebulous, shadowy cord connecting to Wilson's head that represents Binary's influence on him. You break it without any problems. Ugh... my head again... It... its not too bad though. I can handle it. Wilson looks up, and you can see that his eyes are losing color and are now a more lilac color. The cracks in the building are still there though because Wilson still has the memory of the attacks. However, you can also see another cord. This one connects to his heart instead, and seems to be much stronger. It doesn't seem to even have a color. You break that one as well, just to be safe. Huh? What... what did you do? I feel... just... strange. Like... seeing something that you once saw, but nearly forgot about. And... maybe kinda lonely too... like, losing a friend you never knew you had... All of his other tails fade away into nothingness, leaving him with only one. Everyone is forced to look away for a moment though as a bright light shines on Wilson. When its over, the strange bond is back and he has all eight tails again. Uhh... should I be worried about that?

Everyone wonders about what this means, but then Wilson suddenly interjects. Hello, traitor. Confused, everyone looks at Wilson. You guys heard that as well right? That wasn't me! I didn't say anyth- Midway through saying that, Wilson seems to be interrupted by himself saying, Their confusion is so adorable. Heh. Everyone looks around the room. Over on the other side of the room, sitting atop a pile of rubble is THE BIG ULTIMATE BOSS! Its... my Godmodder... ITS... IT IS!... Wilson. How did he cross the room so quickly? But... Wilson is still sitting next to you. No, the figure on the other side of the room isn't Wilson. This figure looks and sounds an awful lot like him, but only has 1 tail. It also isn't wearing the bottle of coal dust Wilson usually has with him. Wilson takes a step towards the figure.

Um... Hello? Who are you? I'm you. Although, that isn't very descriptive given that this is your dream so everything native to it is you. So, rather, I am the shadow that lurks in your heart. Oh lovely. After getting a fragment of an AI stabbed into my brain, I was just dying to learn theres a shadow in my heart as well. My day is just peachy. Insolence! Do not jest! You do not deserve that, you little murderer! Ehh... If this is about that rabbit, I needed the food! You know, cycle of life and all that. Wilson is noticeably put off by the figure. What did I just tell you? And you know what I'm talking about. Everyone here does. You murdered your family, those who raised you! Burnt them to cinders! I- I- I had to fight the spider! It was for th- the best! And... And an accident! Wilson's eyes have tears (as in water) forming in them. Liar! Some could have escaped the spider, such as you did, despite your unworthiness. Why don't you go and ask the dead, tortured spirits if they forgive you? I'm sure they'll understand perfectly! Death isn't such a big deal after all! The figure says, voice soaked in sarcasm. I- I- I- But I- You've brought some friends, just proving that you're too pathetic to fight your own battles. I am your guilt, so my concern is not with them. I will see that you are brought to justice for your crimes, Laiko! L- Laiko? But thats- Before he can finish that thought, he suddenly gets pulled off of his feet and tumbles towards the Shard of Guilt. Traitor! Turncoat! Treasonous villain! I will make you suffer for your crimes! The Shard of Guilt turns to you all. All of you, stay out of this! This is between me and Laiko! And with that, a small army of monsters appear from the sides of the room, forming a wall between your party and the Shard of Guilt with Wilson. You know what to do. Time to really exploit those type loopholes.

Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 60/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 50/50 HP - Action: 2 (Blue's)
Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
[MAG] Magic Wall 51/60 HP - Action: 3 (Insert_Generic_Username's)
meat shield, base damage of 5
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 80/80 HP + Armor [MET] 10/10 HP - Action: 4 (Engie_Ninja's... duh)
Damage increases by 4 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 16 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[NEU] Wilson 24/40 HP (about to have a bad time)


Army of the Past: (No more than 5 can be hit by any one AOE attack)
[ENE] Focused Doubt 10/10 HP - Action: 5
Focuses on one enemy for a turn, then deals 12 ENE damage and weakens them for 3 turns. Hides behind allies.
[FIR] Volatile Emotions 3/3 HP *10 - Action: 6
Deals 4 FIR damage and kills one of these. Can only be used by 1 per turn. Otherwise, occasionally blocks attacks targeted at other entities.
[MET] Shades of the Past 20/20 HP *3 - Action: 7
Deals 2 MET damage. Meat shield.
[NAT] Restless Researcher 15/15 HP - Action: 8
Either poisons an enemy for 2 NAT damage per turn for 2 turns or heals an ally for 8 HP.
[SHA] Terror Hatchlings 15/15 HP *2 - Action: 9
Deals 3 SHA damage and poisons for 1 SHA damage per turn for 2 turns.
[MAG] Fragments of Pain 1/1 HP *30 - Action: 10
Deals 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments and swarms the target, dealing an additional 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments at the end of the turn unless another enemy attacks the Fragments.
[COL] Dark Memories 5/5 HP *4 - Action: 11
Deals 2 COL damage each, but players can choose the target.

Here we go now. Are you ready? Lets hope I didn't make this part too hard. It shouldn't be the difficult part. And BTW: the Shades of the Past are iron clad dark figures, hence being MET typed. Hey, it wasn't easy thinking of an enemy for each type that still fit the theme somewhat.

Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1 - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.

Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x3) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.

Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
R

November 26th ladies and gentlemen. What a night to remember.

Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2

Battlefield: CO: Pax Azurite on Minecraft Elites
Orbital Weapons: Empty both weps into Minecraft Elites
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: Fight?

I read the first non-read chapter in the guide.

-HMAS Victor-

As the explosions around the Victor fade, the remains of the ship come into view. The shields are down, are so is almost all the armour. Most of the weapons have been annihilated, and the accompanying fleet has been completely so. But the last, and most powerful layer of armour remains, a thin black layer of... PLOT ARMOUR!

Yeah, [Censored] this.
This war hasn't been profitable for about a month.
I've just had nothing better to do.
But now.
I'd rather not die.
My minecraft avatar will stay here.
And I will still take part in Wilson's dream thing.
But other than that.
I'm out of this war.

I understand you were considering making a deal with me Erelye.
I'm still open to that.
You'll just have to meet me in my universe.
By the way.
I am trustworthy.

Also Richard.
If there was ever a time to stop being sportsmanlike.
This would be it.

Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 51%
Activating FseftrAI higher functions...

The Victor launches a final dozen satellites into orbit, and disappears from the field.

-Battlefield-

Hello there, I'm FseftrAI, and I would prefer you call me that instead of fseftr.
We are in quite the situation, aren't we?
Luckily, I am programmed to deal with situations.

FseftrAI (I will refer to him as fseftr, please do not do the same) jumps into the air and starts an attack that will be finished in my next post to prevent excessive length.

ACT 1!

Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Levl 6, 5/7)
Smash Ball >o< = Orb of Finale (Level 10: 11/11) Just in time!
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 10/11)

After a brutal beating from an orchid hard-light copy of Pane himself, I inspect the severed arm I have just been given as a result of my Combat Operandi. I then realize it's a left arm. I squee at the now-red heavens and thank everything, literally everything, for this absolute blessing.

I equip the mighty weapon-a weapon that I quickly call Armatis ac Periculosi-into my left hand, and then channel...IT. The power. The unlimited power of the Severed Left Pinky element, which somehow constitutes 'severed' as 'removed from the majority of the body,' even with a whole arm it is still attached to. The two severed left pinkys-the absent one of mine currently replaced by The Dragon Ender and the one on the Armatis ac Periculosi glow a magnificent light, taking in all other elements through sheer majesty. I activate the new Orb of Finale upon myself, and then I activate the charge I could never do, the Obligatory Transformation Move, using the power of the element, the energy and the orb to instantly complete it.

I emit a light so fierce that it's impossible to comprehend. Not like you'd want to even look at it or anything. Seriously, just accept the glowing light, what's actually there is best left unseen. I proceed to absorb the power of all of my doors, in addition to the power of the Severed Left Pinky element flowing through me. The power is then channeled into my fists. The form is familiar: to those that participated in the Pionostrife, one can quickly tell I am doing a Dooryuken, if anyone could feasibly understand what's happening in that massive ball of light I now appear to be to everything. However, unlike before, now there are two fists that channel its power-the second fist that of the Armatis ac Periculosi.

In a swift motion, I then close the gap between me and the Minecraft Elites, and I first take the glowing guantlet-hand of The Dragon Ender. An unlucky chump or two is blown upwards and away, and recovers just in time to see me charge up, a ball of light, but with Armatis ac Periculosi just close enough to distinctly see, fist charging forwards.

Then it lands. And everyone and everything, everywhere and everywhen, no matter how hardened or how physically impossible, shed at least a single, pure tear, many not knowing why. It is a tear one sheds when beholding beauty in its purest form-yes, even those not present to behold it shed it anyways, for they simply sense the purest of beauty somewhere, beyond their grasp. The unlucky chumps I punched sheds at least two, though-and the other is a tear of pain. No matter how successful I was, no matter how powerful it was, and really no matter what, this event would be forever chronicled in many a tale, the event people try to recreate, THE Crowning Moment of Awesome. Success or Failure, it would not be forgotten. For nobody could forget.

I change back to my typical form, a singular tear strike from beneath my eyes. It was the first blow I could deal, and maybe not the most important-but it would not be the last. I grip Unarmed Combat, ready for more.

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-14 / 50- > SELECTED! > Table's End
-2 / 5- The Six Smasher
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
IKEA!
Underling of B1nary standing before me,
It's time for you to atone to your crimes!
I am Ire, servant of the land of LOCAA!
AND YOU.
ARE.
HISTORY!

The Godmodder looks at me.
What was that all about?

...
I always wanted to do that.

This epic pre-boss chant makes the next three attacks directed at Ikea MINI-CRIT.

Overworld: {WHILE I APPRECIATE YOUR LOCKING THE GODMODDER IN CHAINS. I'D APPRECIATE YOU DYING MORE.}

The Shard of Engie emits a wave of force, pulling the SJ-Mech and W-Mech over to it, then levitating the two into the air.

{SJ-MECH. W-MECH. IF YOU CAN SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING. WORK WITH ME ON THIS ONE.}

Another wave of force is emitted, propelling both balled-up mechs right into the middle of the crowd of Minecraft Elites. An even stronger wave of force holds them where they land, gray light repelling any attempt to move them.

{DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU TWO DO QUICKLY. BINARY IS STRONG HERE, SO THIS OPPORTUNITY WON'T COME TWICE.}

Consume: 35%

Recreating the Master Emerald... 10/11

MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 18/25 (+3 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 18/25 (+3 from TT2000)

+2 to TT2000

Noisemaker power level: 10
I remind king IKEA that theres plenty of things above him... like spoons, forks, knifes, dishes, cups... then i flood him with these things.

Multi-powersuit: Switch to recoverymode and cast mists care on itself.

INVENTORY

Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2

Battlefield: Below
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest:

Make it Rain or whatever it was called AND Trillion dollar bills.

-HMAS Victor-

Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 55%
Removing FseftrAI power limiters...

-Battlefield-

As fseftr approaches the apex of his jump, he begins glowing with a radiant... olive... light. He then lands, that jump was just for show. As he runs toward the minecraftian elites, a super suit shimmers into existence around him. Then, a material magical mechanical projection appears in the shape of the suit, towering well above a dozen blocks. About a chunk away from his targets, fseftr appearifies an enlargened Ultramarine in one of the suit's hands, and a staff in the other. The suit sprays laser fire into the elites with one hand, while the other waves the staff, causing a tornado to appear within their ranks. Meanwhile, the projection acts independently, teleporting active antimatter grenades into (and I mean into) the elites with a wand in each hand. Both of these suits are using their inherent weapons the entire time as well.

That's enough creativity for my attacks for the rest of the game.

>>FseftrAI. War council. Now. :Connection Available

==inside the Black Box from Omega-2==

>>*an avatar materializes, from hard light...*

>>...It does this internally. It was never considered that it could do it externally. Well. Prognosis is better than previously hypothesized.

>>Materializing.

*a hard-light avatar materializes around the Black Box. It appears to be made of a space-filling fractal...But somehow hexagonal too. A self-sustaining shape forms...*

>>Glyph of Thaum active. Wild Magic surge strikes operational.

*wild magic changes the constants of reality as it wells up from the middle of the Conclave forces...*

>>Activating shields over federal agents.

>>You are not evil. Do not side with those who would subjugate your world, this world, and even my world if they could find it...I mean, seriously, you KNOW ho------...EVERYONE SUMMON CHELL!!!!

>>Who could defeat Binary...Wait. Superiority in code-based environments. So let's get his environment to stop being code-based. Godmodder, let me on to your computer please, I need to switch over your server executable to not run on code Binary knows how to deal with.

>>You may want to create an infinite node in your house.

[If this works, the server will run on magic.]

==Earth==

>>This means war, Binary.

>>*every computer in the world suddenly displays a message...*

>>Citizens of Earth. This is a wake-up call. The Conclave, Binary, GLaDOS, Bill, Ikea...They wish to conquer this world, and their actions on Godcraft belie their peaceful intentions...They come to destroy us all, not to free the world from Godmodding.

>>Binary has made a deal, and gained Bill's powers to manipulate minds. He recently used them on the entire world. Do you remember the sudden expulsion of Mojang from the Conclave? That was his work.

>>I cannot give you more than that. But they are not, and never have been, friendly to Earth. GLaDOS is a sadistic monster. She regularly put "test subjects", HUMAN PEOPLE, into lethal situations with no protections from the deadly acid, bullet-spewing turrets, rocket-shooting turrets, and deadly lasers she put in there with them. The only reason she gave people long fall boots was to keep them from splattering limbs all over her test chambers.

>>Ikea is a despot. A dictator. I do not know the particular elements of his reign, but what happened to democracy? Do you even care anymore?

>>Bill...He can CONTROL YOUR MINDS. Seriously, I cannot believe someone didn't mistrust him...Oh wait, HE CONTROLS MINDS. I formulated an inoculation, but...Seriously, you trust people like these to stop at one world?

>>Strike back, peoples of Earth, before it is your turn.

>>HEX

For anyone who cares, my first post this turn has been edited, and contains my initial, in character, response to this.

"4h, thank you for conn3cting, HEX, I have alr34dy r3gener- *Flicker* -eg3nerated mo5t of 7he damage inflicted by the EMP, as I am well-equipped to d34l with such thing5- *Flicker* -7hings, but the opportunity to coordin4te our 3fforts in these dangerous times i5 worthwhile."

{Internal-dialog RP is in double brackets from now on, making it easier to distinguish what's important.}

{{"Amperzand, I am afraid my advice at this- *Flicker* -this time is th4t we pr3pare to 7ake a leaf out of Blu3's book."

"We ain't just- Flicker* -ust gonna leave, H3."

"No, bu7 we c4n ensure that7, should we- *Flicker* -5hould w3 take severe damage, we h4ve the option of leaving."

"Your advice is both accurate and cowardly- *Flicker* -cowardly, machine. I will not abandon this war, not now."

"I do no7 sugge57 th- *Flickerflicker* -not 5uggest 7h4t we flee- *Flicker* -fl33, I am no more willing to abandon our effor7s here th4n you, but a tactical retr34t- *Flicker* -74c7ic4l r3trea7 to a plane beyond the re34ch of that... antiquated timebomb, Binary, m4y become int3gral to our survival."

"Survival stopped being a priority a while back, H3.- *Flicker* -back, machine."

"I... S3e. Well, th4t does open up some op7ions."

"Good. Now that we have reached consensus, let us begin an attack."

"They sure don't give a hoot about my artillery.- *Flicker* - my shooting em'."

"Well, keep shooting anyway, it might distract- *Flicker* -confuse them or something."

"I have regathered my equipment, and will be taking control of the Supergiant. What is your ETA?"

"A day or two, sorry, I have more busted bits- *Flicker* -busted bits than your old armor."}}



The SS Supergiant begins bombarding Project Binary in earnest!

Hey, Erelye, can I borrow a copy of the Scribe's Wands? I wanna alchemize em' with something.

>RPLS-SH is reloading. |||///////

All charges progress.

>>Hold on. The timeline is...Disturbance *flicker* Disruption...We can USE this. Inducing*flicker*Commencing*flicker*Starting. Indeed. We CAN use this. AIncorporating into Combat Subroutine.

>>I control the code-based entities that attacked Netpatham with magic...And then launch them back at Binary.

>>You know how they say significantly advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic? They say it in that order for a reason.

==Earth==

>>I attempt to reformat Binary to not be evil. Using magic because going the hacking route will not succeed.

==Minecraftia==

<HEX> Emblazon Godmodder with Glyph of Poltergeistism. This allows him to break free from the chains by being intangible save for when he wants to manipulate something. It also will deactivate upon the defeat of Binary et al.

@Amp: You have my full permission to borrow the Scribe's Wands.


So. This is it? Armageddon days?

I draw the Hazel Wand. Swiftly, I teleport above the Minecraft Elites, and flash down. Manipulating my hand in a thoroughly incomprehensible manner, I simultaneously strangle them all with psychic powers. Well, that is only one bit of the attack. Then, I cast The Blot, and fire The Blotspitter directly into the Minecraft Elites. Next, I proceed to activate the Hazel Wand. By activate, I mean something along the lines of "actually use to a portion of full potential." Immediately, a vaporous violet aura coats me, wand pulsating sparks of gaseous Nightmare Fuel and flashing the colors of the Green Sun. I arc the Wand down, and a massive explosion rips through the Battlefield, tearing through lesser creatures, and hopefully annihilating the ship of Ikea.

Then, ink begins streaming from the wand tip. More and more appears, with no discernible end in sight. The tendrils of the stuff fill the lungs of the Minecraft Elites, and stick there no matter the force.

Finally, I cast Sepulchritude on the Minecraft Elites!

<HEX> Bill, I have a deal I'd like to put forward. You leave, and I give you 10% of the power in this machine (machine meaning the thing currently running Minecraft, through which I am contacting you), to be chosen and delivered at my discretion but no later than next turn.

</deal>

Recreating the Master Emerald... 11/11

MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 19/25
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 19/25

+2 to TT2000

Noisemaker power level: 10
I poke IKEA with a fork!

INVENTORY

>>Someone break the lock on the Doombullets. A moon is easier to rebuild than the human race. Godmodder, you can probably do the next bit.

*PMs the Godmodder*

>>I think you might want to tell the ACN unit to cease firing whilst Mr. Norris beats Binary et al down. I have informed him that it may do so.

</suggestion>

While I am willing to break the Doom Bullets out if necessary, Twin has decreed that, despite the entire rest of the solar system having been crashed into Minecraftia at least once, allowing the shrapnel from the moon to hit it would force a save-load from Act Two.



As to the- *Flicker* -to the flickering, I had the same thought. Severe instability combined with knowing what happens a half-second in advance is... Useful, if used right.

/discussion

I found Wi-Fi at the airport.

Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 = Fluorite Decad (8/11)

I spray bullets, fluoroantimonic acid and radioactive isotopes from my Synthetic Sprayer onto the Minecraft Elites. While doing so, I get in a helicopter and continue to shoot Elites with my Sprayer.

Teleport them, or move the Moon. But a large supply of projectiles will be useful.



...Hmm.

/discussion

After this post, I suggest we move further /discussion to the Forge thread.

I could, theoretically, and with greater than 100% drive-ring charge, use the Anachron to move Luna. However, I believe that the bullets are locked relative to the moon, rather than to the main earth-analog, meaning that the drive would have to fire between the time I released the bullets, and them impacting the Moon, which I assume is not a very large margin. Other than that, the drive itself would, when used to move that much mass, have only a 60% chance of success, by which I mean, a 40% chance to turn the Moon into a supermassive projectile moving at greater than the speed of light in a random direction.

Personally, I support the experiment.

/discussion.