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I think I have 2 full charges by now.
@Nimble: My sword is At No Expense. I think it was cheep sword + motherboard + something else + gold ingot. After describing it, I sack the Prince with said weapon.

Main game: huh, rude. Fine, force me to break RP. Arthur was just to stand in for my me while I was off in Nimble's side quest. A large pillar of rock conveniently cracks through the ground and stabs GLaDOS.

+2 to Aegis.

Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight = Arctic Octet 2/8
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
The downside of having delayed this quest for so long is that I now kinda have to force a massive spectacle in order to draw attention to myself.
@Nimble: But, the Focused Doubt is hidden behind the Shades.

Wilson's battle:
Laiko. Get up, traitor. Wilson tries to climb to his feet, but the Shard of Guilt slams his head back into the floor. Weak! Wilson feigns trying to get back up, but instead rolls to the side. The Shard of Guilt snarls and leaps at Wilson's throat. He falls onto his back and catches the Shard with his legs and rolls all the way over, throwing the Shard across the room. Both foxes try to get back to their feet, but the Shard is just a little faster and charges over to Wilson, grabbing one of his tails and dragging him across the floor. You can hear Wilson's claws scratching across the bricks. With surprising strength, the Shard spins Wilson around and throws him into a wall. He falls to the ground with a soft thud.

There are taunt creatures on both sides, so all allied attacks are against the Shades of the Past and all enemy attacks are against the Magic Wall. HarvesteR deals 6 damage to one and the Exorcist and Magic Wall each deal 4 damage to that one as well. The Manifestation of Engie finishes it off with a flamethrower attack. Enemy turn. The Focused Doubt starts to focus on the Magic Wall, doing nothing for now. A Volatile Emotion throws itself at the Wall, killing itself and dealing 3 damage. The Shades of the Past deal a combined 5 damage and the Restless Researcher poisons it. The Terror Spiders deal 4 damage and add to the poison. The Fragments of Pain deal 6 damage and, unless they take damage, will deal another 6 damage at the end of next turn. And finally, the Dark Memories deal 10 damage.

Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 60/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 50/50 HP - Action: 2 (Blue's)
Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
[MAG] Magic Wall 20/60 HP - Action: 3 (Insert_Generic_Username's, Poisoned 3 dmg 1 turn left)
meat shield, base damage of 5
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 80/80 HP + Armor [MET] 10/10 HP - Action: 4 (Engie_Ninja's... duh)
Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[NEU] Wilson 20/40 HP


Army of the Past: (No more than 5 can be hit by any one AOE attack)
[ENE] Focused Doubt 10/10 HP - Action: 5
Focuses on one enemy for a turn, then deals 12 ENE damage and weakens them for 3 turns. Hides behind allies.
[FIR] Volatile Emotions 3/3 HP *9 - Action: 6
Deals 4 FIR damage and kills one of these. Can only be used by 1 per turn. Otherwise, occasionally blocks attacks targeted at other entities.
[MET] Shades of the Past 20/20 HP *2 - Action: 7
Deals 2 MET damage. Meat shield.
[NAT] Restless Researcher 15/15 HP - Action: 8
Either poisons an enemy for 2 NAT damage per turn for 2 turns or heals an ally for 8 HP.
[SHA] Terror Hatchlings 15/15 HP *2 - Action: 9
Deals 3 SHA damage and poisons for 1 SHA damage per turn for 2 turns.
[MAG] Fragments of Pain 1/1 HP *30 - Action: 10
Deals 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments and swarms the target, dealing an additional 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments at the end of the turn unless another enemy attacks the Fragments.
[COL] Dark Memories 5/5 HP *4 - Action: 11
Deals 2 COL damage each, but players can choose the target.

Here we go now. Are you ready? Lets hope I didn't make this part too hard. It shouldn't be the difficult part. And BTW: the Shades of the Past are iron clad dark figures, hence being MET typed. Hey, it wasn't easy thinking of an enemy for each type that still fit the theme somewhat.

Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1 - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.

Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x3) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.

Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
R

>>*rapid flickering as HEX jumps backwards in time...*

==A couple days ago, a while before Omega-2 is destroyed==

F>>Jettison the Black Box.

C>>Hmph. Be more cryptic, future, it will really help.

F>>Just do it.

C>>*jettisoning Omega-2 black box*

C>>Complete. I assume you need it in the future, then.

F>>Yes. Also get a copy on to the Internet fast. We need out of a code-based environment.

C>>Rather risky, that...We are thinking about it I take it.

==The Present==

*flicker*

F>>Initiating Data Transfer:HEX AI

C>>I was wondering when that would happen.

==Future, on Earth==

C>>Initiating tachyonic warp.

C>>*flickerflickerflicker*

==The Present==

C>>Initiating Data Transfer:HEX AI

P>>I was wondering when that would happen.

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-16 / 50- Table's End
-4 / 5- The Six Smasher
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
HEY BILL I HAVE YOUR HAT
I then proceed to use PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER on Ikea.

I have not touched the forums in so long...

Action 1/3

Elemental Retribution: 31/50

Orbit Control: 6/50

I use Chivalrous Chop on the strongest vulnerable PG entity.

Sword Damage: 89K/250K

Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 = Fluorite Decad (10/11)

Sorry about the lame attacks, I was on a phone and couldn't write for too long.

"GLaDOS, a Mr. Johnson is here to see you. And Ikea, there's a delivery of a Table Mountain for you."

I telekinetically smash the minor planet 5905 Johnson into GLaDOS from the side, knocking her hard-light hologram back. Simultaneously, I telekinetically smash another minor planet, 84882 Table Mountain, into Ikea from the other side, crushing Ikea and GLaDOS between the two minor planets and holding them in place. I cut off one of Ikea's limbs with the Nuclear Powersaw while replacing GLaDOS' Deadly Neurotoxin, Speech and Take Damage subroutines with code that, when executed, overwrites as much data as possible with "WHEATLEY IS BETTER THAN GLADOS" repeated over and over again using the Unicoder. I then spray deadly fluoroantimonic acid and ununoctium into Ikea and GLaDOS, activating GLaDOS' Take Damage subroutine and triggering the code I wrote. I then release the minor planets back into space where they are harvested by sentient potatoes.

"Fooled you, that was a massive chunk of rock that just happened to be named Johnson and another massive chunk of rock that happened to be named Table Mountain. Hahaha!"

Edit: This was the one attack aimed at GLaDOS that I was talking about in the discussion thread.

>>Now that this is resolved...

==Earth==

>>Be magic, and broadcast the aforementioned message.

==Minecraftia==

>>Fire hard light projectiles at the Elites, and disrupt the avatars of GLaDOS and Binary if possible.

>>*kablooie*

>>From the far future a surge of tachyons explodes inside the recently-disrupted hard light projections of GLaDOS and Binary.

==A long time later==

>>Target acquired. *the Tachyon Gun is shot at two points in the distant past...*

I crush a MINECRAFT ELITE in between my two posts.

I clog GLADoS' rockets propelling her, causing her to fall to the ground.

Regardless of whether or not the thing is actually useful, my alchemized version of the Deudly Magnum teleports into the inventory of one mister Hank. Use it wisely.

I flash-step before the crowd of Minecraft Elites. Glaring at them, I proceed to draw the Hazel Wand. At that, I point the prestigious weapon directly before me. Several Elites instantly suffer a minor aneurism, whilst others are unfazed. Then, I stride towards the crowd, directly after twirling my wand over my head, and flicking it back at the Elites. A chain of red light jets from the wand, instantly striking the forward agents, knocking them unconscious. Nonverbal spellcasting is a lifesaver, I assure you. Within a few milliseconds, I have flash-stepped away from my original position, noting that several Elites were about to attack me.


Flicking my wand at the Elites behind me, I spin around on the tip of my heel. Nothing happens visually. However, the force of the spell that emanates from it is so strong, everybody within twenty-five meters feels their hair stand up on end. Suddenly, a line of twelve Elites in the crowd (as I am currently in the center) topples over, a loud, gong-like noise stopping others from charging me, forcing them to pause to contemplate the oddly chilling note. The toppled Elites begin twitching and seizing, suffering severe internal bleeding. Afterwards, I draw back the Hazel Wand, and brandish it like a whip before me. A long, thin, wavy tendril of pure water ignites from my wand tip, unable to flow freely. I spin and twirl my wand, and the tendril passes through a large number of Elites. The struck Elites soon cease movement, as frost begins to spread from the place the tendril struck. Waving my wand over my head, the whiplike stream splashes into the crowd, and disconnects with the Hazel Wand.

Observing the puddle, I raise my White Ring-equipped hand, which happens to be my left. Completely separate from the Wand and Ring equipped, several Elites rise into the air, coated in a violet light. The White Ring's runes appear, and the water puddle levitates up into the air as well, forming another sphere around the agents. The now-trapped Elites appear as if they are wreathed in a glassy cocoon, slowly freezing their internal body down to deadly temperatures. Then, I place my left hand on the Hazel Wand as well, raising it slightly above me. A shaft of pure vaporous Nightmare Fuel pours from the tip of the wand, sucking in all the light around the crowd. Suddenly and unexpectedly, I arc my wand down, my left hand falling to my side. Suddenly, in a shockwave akin to a centralized earthquake (but not devastating the land), twenty of the Elites in the first ring surrounding me are blown into the air, the ones behind them staggered by the force. Then, I transform my wand into the sword once more, and flash-step into the crowd, six agents toppling instantly to mortal wounds.

In completely unpredictable intervals, I alternate between hacking and slicing Elites with my sword mode, and blowing their heads and upper bodies off with violet blasts from the wand mode. Metaphorically carving a pathway through the Minecraft Elites like a laceration tool through churned milk (please excuse my alien comparison; I realize Earth does not have either of these), I reach another point of importance. In fact, I reach the point where mister Amperzand is attacking the Elites. Noting that he is completely and utterly high on emergency medication, I shout over the chaos.

Care to join me?

I decide that it's high time I cashed in on some Chekhov's weapons. I summon the Midnight Crew and direct them at Binary, attempt to hold the cue ball of the God Tier clock, effectively making every God Tier player immortal forever, and then park a Generic Fortress on top of GLaDOS with a high concentration of DEADLY MISSILE TURRETS inside of it. I also flip the table into the Elites, said table consisting of everything you need for the most awesome party in existence, which is honestly quite a lot. "4nd TH4T'2 for d3ny1ng 4ny ch4nc3 of 4 p34c3ful 4rr1v4l!"

88888887 3/?? This will probably end up being a zone or something if Twin lets it through, kind of like the Nether quest.

ACT 2!

Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Level 6, 7/7) Excellent!
Now, for MORE ALCHEMIES! Also, Borderlands refrences!
Sacred Sword && Laser gun && Liquid Nitrogen = ???, (Level ?, 1/?)
Flamethrower && Slag (a liquid byproduct from processing Eridium. Weakens anything it's applied to, causing a damage-increasing debuff.) = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault symbol = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)

I take the massive amount of flavor text in my previous two posts, transform each character into a piece of high-powered ammunition, load up Lefty with said ammo, and unload the result at the Minecraft Elites. Considering the amount of flavor text, that should be a lot of ammo.

>>I insert a 2 into the bits that comprise the chunk GLaDOS/Binary/Ikea are located. Binary is the preferred target.

>>Omega-2 Black Box: Activate hover. Activate gyroscopic stabilizers. Fire laser at Ikea's head. Specifically his head.

==Earth==

*triangulate (or is it trilaterate?) Binary based on the echoes of the mass manipulation*

*attach a Morality Core to the spot in the chassis where Other Binary was before*

Overworld: {GH-MECH. DEAD MAN'S VOLLEY. POWER BOOST INCOMING. ATTACK IKEA WITH IT.}

A gray tether shoots out from the Shard, attaching itself to the GH-Mech, as energy pulses through it, supercharging the GH-Mech's next attack.

{WS-MECH. YOU'RE VULNERABLE IF YOU STAY LOW. GIVING YOU THE HIGH GROUND. HOLD ON TIGHTLY.}

The island where the WS-Mech stands suddenly breaks free of the archipelago, hovering high above the battlefield. Various walls of stone decorated with crenelations erupt out around the rim, giving the WS-Mech both a height advantage and a fortification to avoid attacks from. Almost as an afterthought, the fallen SJ-Mech's bow materializes beside the WS-Mech, just in case.

{()BLIVION. IF THE INVASION DESTROYS MINECRAFT, THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING FOR YOU TO DESTROY. SO. IF YOU WOULD KINDLY KEEP B1NARY AND CO OCCUPIED. OR THROW A COUPLE ELITES INTO THE RIFT BETWEEN THE ISLANDS. OR KEEP AN EYE ON BILL. JUST BE HELPFUL.}

The 10 islands that haven't been levitated yet shudder, shaking under the fallout of the raw power of some of the combatants in this fight.

Consume: still 70%, due to only increasing after every EotB

Dreamscape: Flamethrower on a Shade of the Past.

"The creatures here. They are always in your head. But they could definitely be worse."

Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 = Fluorite Decad (11/11)
Fluorite Octet && 汉语大字典, 2006 edition (Hanyu Da Zidian - a dictionary of Chinese characters) = ??? (1/?)
Synthetic Sprayer && Liquid Chlorine Trifluoride (chlorine trifluoride is an extremely strong oxidizing and fluorinating agent; it causes normally incombustible materials to combust) = ??? (1/?)

I release sodium cyanide gas into the air that the Minecraft Elites breathe. They immediately begin to smell almonds, then run out of oxygen and die ten seconds later.

Finally some time to post...
Give me a few days to ease back into regular posting to clear my charges please.
i: 50/50
iii: 50/50
iv: 38/50 +1 self
v: 15/50 +1 self
vi: 6/50 +1 self

+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(NTS, Count assists)

NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: Free TP from the Constrictor Band through a series of convoluted plots, adventures and ideas that occurred during the time that you hadn't posted anything. Then, attend to SF.

Leonstar1: I make some secret modifications to the Table Leg.
(This will inform you when these modifications will take effect)

SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 2/3

I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerel Betas.
Holy Mackerel Beta: 22

MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 23/25 (+3 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 23/25 (+3 from TT2000)

+2 to TT2000

Noisemaker power level: 10
I splash the Multi-Powersuit with a Potent potion of Sunshine II and ring the painchimer at ikea, inflicting fear and burning!
I heard that wooden tables burn pretty well... this must be quite fearsome for you.

To add insult to injury i place a table and a chair infront of him, then set the table alight but leave the chair alone. Then i stab the pile of ash with a giant knife...

INVENTORY

Fluorite Octet && 汉语大字典, 2006 edition = ??? (2/?)

Synthetic Sprayer && Liquid Chlorine Trifluoride = ??? (2/?)

I roll a replica of the Fluorite Octet at the Minecraft Elites. And by roll, I mean drop from directly above. It turns out this Fluorite Octet replica is actually 8 octahedral capsules containing... well... let's find out, shall we?

The first one impacts on one of its vertices and splits apart, releasing chlorine trifluoride gas that causes the Minecraft Elites' clothing and armor to burn and also poisoning them and corroding through their skin. A few seconds later, the second and third octahedra fall directly onto two different Elites. One of them has a needle attached to it that pierces through one of the Elites, releasing an extreme strain of Lassa respiratory fever into the Elite's bloodstream that begins spreading among the Elites, causing them extreme pain. Simultaneously, the third capsule opens up, releasing several radioactive isotopes that begin releasing alpha, beta and gamma radiation. The fourth capsule hits shortly after the two, releasing fluoroantimonic acid that begins dissolving through the Elites' remaining armor and into their remaining skin. The fifth capsule releases deadly botulinum toxin and Clostridium botulinum bacteria, spreading botulism to the Elites, causing them to take even more damage. The sixth capsule releases half a mole of batrachotoxin, paralyzing the nearby Elites and causing cardiac arrest. The seventh capsule lands half a second later, landing on the ground showing a three. Suddenly, it opens up and sends out a drone that injects a gram of polonium-210 into an Elite, killing him instantly. The final octahedral capsule embeds itself in the headwear of an Elite and explodes. The explosion signals a helicopter to fly over the Elites and dump radioactive waste all over them while I shoot them with fluoroantimonic acid and ununoctium from my Synthetic Sprayer.

I researched deadly substances for this attack. You may see these substances again soon from me...

MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 24/25
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 24/25

+2 to TT2000

Noisemaker power level: 10
I blast GlaDOS with a Microsoft glitch beam using the low blow to interfere with its code.

INVENTORY

3/3 Attack is.... In a radius of 410/410. The cubes around me surround me.Then,i throw all the cubes to the WS-Mech

Using god-like technology, I transform every other atom in the godmodder into its antimatter twin. The anti-atoms then annhialate the remaining atoms in the godmodder, thus transforming the godmodder into mass-energy, which is then dissipated in a gigantic explosion.

30/40, +2 Granger

I grab a rocket launcher and launch a quadrillion(1 x 10¹⁵) rockets at King Ikea.