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Innocuous Fusion 49/50
Psionic Honey 3/6
Clockwarp Gauntlet 3/6
Staff of the Rings 3/7
I waste no time rejoicing at having murdered Piono. Barring the fact that it is very unlikely I feel joy at the death of another sentient being, I feel a... disturbance from above. Just beyond The Shield...? I pull out a Crystal Ball, and focus on the area above GodCraft, obscured by the sky and light pollution. What I see... is utterly horrific. A graveyard of burning wreckage and mangled corpses, their foamy warm blood drizzling through the vacuum of space in an enticing man- sorry.
... Oh.
I attempt to focus on the last amount of living energy in the area. All I can see before the ball goes blank is a violet-robed being, coated in the english aura and exuding metaphorical maelstroms of the forbidden word.
HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH
... I put the Crystal Ball away, and get back to the battle on the MC Freedom. With a mere mental note, a cloud a black envelops the sky. Looking up, it is revealed that there are approximately 177,462 copies of the same ship levitating in the air, having traveled through hyperspace and from the future to reach this point. Void or Bust, that is. The ships float up in orbit for a few moments...
Oh, and as I have not yet attacked, I wave my hand through the air, slice through reality, and pull out a heart of Taint. That is, a frozen, unbeating, fibrous heart of an Ender Guardian infected with Taint. In my hand, the organ begins to drip Flux Goo, revealing the many dark orchid nodules and messes of fibrous Taint; the floor around me begins to show signs of nitrous decay. I begin whispering to the heart, and a fully-fledged, Taintacle-sporting, heartless (literally) demonic abomination flashes into view, the undead eyes staring blankly into the distance. The thing lunges at me, and I raise the heart-holding hand to the beast. It stops, as if bound by some esoteric contract of mystical properties. Then, a moment of telepathic conversation arises, and the beast spreads the withered wings it bears, and instantaneously strikes Piono over and over. The thing cannot feel pain, and is animated by my will alone, dripping the foul Tainted and Flux fluids as a result of the instability. The biome around us beings to change as what appears to be deep purple fiber creeps onto the ship from the body of the lumbering monstrosity.
Meanwhile, several hours in the future, and several thousand light millennia away from GodCraft, an elf stands, floating in the bounds of paradox space, within the deepest abysses of the Furthest Ring. He, and therefore I, is/am in the company of an honored host. The Crawling Chaos. Of course, the Cherub is annihilating most of the Furthest Ring, but that does not mean he can assault the most powerful of the Outer Gods.
Ah. The present appears to be several months into the past. For the universe you created, at least. That brings you back... back to a time with considerably less chaos.
>Kalare: Flashback.
You are now a you several dozen enquier in the past.
Your group of subordinates has discovered something... intriguing. Apparently, Araeva was sent 5082 Boonbonds. This is an obscene amount of money, and she wished to find the source. So, Virnul rerouted the server connection, and found the other end. A member of a race from the universe you created!
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Bluh bluh Drillgenerigorg bluh bluh Hopesploders bluh bluh Thanatos. I also aggrieve Piono with the powers of a Spader despite it being a horrible idea. Mostly because I actually want to see that happen.
Ugh, hold on. I use the powers of the Revenge of the Downtrodden to briefly resurrect the Perfectly Generic Army, whereupon it proceeds to convert its HP into pure damage, then level it against all the Mechs. Because ignoring leftover entities is lame.
Green Solarhead 7/11
Flare 4/11
Coronal Ejector 4/11
29/50 The Queen
21/25 Health Care Package
20/25 Health Care Package
> Burnt K4yne & Robo-K4yne: Critic Burnt
I launch Robo-K4yne at the Chair God. By swallowing him and throwing him up again in a giant black ball of goo. That ball crashes through the chair legion and every kind of defense it thinks it can come up with, with the rest of the massive projectile hitting the chair god. Though it does not end here: R. K. activated the 100% of the MMMPH meter in advance. As he floats before the face of the Chair God, he unleashes the entire barrage of phlogiston with guaranteed critz.
The last units of the Paradox Inc Army take a defensive stand around it's core. Even if this should be the final round of this army, they are gonna make it count.
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 66%
MMMMPH: 100% In Use
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Just making a wallpost because making a full post at this point would be really pointless, and not very fair to those on the MC Freedom
Serpent throws her dragon up in the air.
piono sees her cackling and one of the time clones moves his sword up and a massive beam of energy incinerates the dragon immediately.
With Rapture in his hands, even dragons stand little chance...
but piono is not up against a dragon...
You suddenly seem so sure of yourself...
One of piono whirls around to see Eternis swinging down his massive battle axe.
Eternis swings down his mighty axe, and grey energy fills the fourth wall in a massive wave of destruction.
Piono quickly absorbs his time clones and disappears just ahead of the wave of destruction, and the OP King raises a red shield, blocking it.
Serpent is completely unharmed as the wave of energy splits around her.
Piono warps back down.
Wonderful.
Now he's here too.
Take care of him.
The OP King grins, With pleasure.
And suddenly Eternis and the OP King are duking it out.
Piono turns back to serpent.
You don't get it do you?
The timeline of the MULTIVERSE is in flux.
Anything could happen.
Anyone could happen at any time.
I can change people's destinies now.
And Eric can't save you miss.
Not since he abandoned you.
I take the LAVASCOPER OF ZILLYWEN and the ENDESCOPER OF ZILLYFIRE, and use both while strafing around Piono as fast as possible. My ZILLYSTEP proves extremely useful in this regard.
Meanwhile, THE ARMY OF CHOICE decides to temporarily high-tail it out of here and avoid the C-MECH's new special. They all rush out to the fringes of the battlefield and enter a highly defensive stance.
...
...
...
A man donning a mix of PURPLE AND BLACK chain-mail wanders onto the far edges of the battlefield. His hood was pulled up, preventing any sight of his eyes.
His eyes skim the battlefield, getting the gist of it quickly. Carnage. Devastation. Chaos. Massive Animatronics. He pulls out Binoculars, trying to find a specific target.
I orderThe metalish figure orders the swarm to attack the MC-Mech. IIt also preview Goldstone Wires || Magnet.
Helium-3 Mining: 7/10
" Detaching Lander." "Initiating Trans-Earth Injection Burn." *BROOOOOOOOOOOOM* "On course for reentry into Earth's atmosphere."
The black figure moved back into the mothership. The lander, having served its purpose, detached from the mothership. Tidal effects would cause it to crash into the Moon in due time. The mothership then turned prograde, and began its journey home.
1n1t1al1z1ng Trans-M1n3craft1a 1nj3ct10n Burn.
The mothership fired its engines for the last time.
Trans-M1n3craft1a 1nj3ct10n Burn c0mpl3t3.
The mothership was now set to reenter right over the Battlefield.
CORRECTION. PIONO. IT'S NOT A DRAGON. IT'S. A DRAKON. COMPLETELY IMPERVIOUS. TO ALMOST ALL ATTACKS. REGROWS BODY PARTS. POISONOUS. AND. ABSOLUTELY GIGANTIC.
Serpent timesteps out of Piono's path and on top of the wall. She disappears into the wall. BY THE WAY. WHAT DID YOU MEAN. ABOUT. KEEPING ME. DEAD? I'M NOT. A MINECRAFTIAN.
Serpent reappears on a meteor. But not the meteor you would think. /wallpost
Also, let's not make any more of these separated from our normal posts. We don't want to flood the thread.
If the effects of the Infestation have worn off, i tell the 0bsidian Legion to stay away from theC-MECH'S kamikaze attack, but still try to attack the EN-MECH.
Oh, what? The mechs get kamikaze attacks TOO? If the kamikaze attack can be stopped with further hits, I fire Forge's Light straight into the C-mech! If that isn't the case, I fire Forge's Light straight into the EN-Mech!
The dot is 100.000 damage to all cores...? For 3 turns? And bypasses all defenses and ranks? AND is not healable? And my army takes 200.000k damage from that each thurn? Thats so ********, one attack kills my entire army... I mean okay, its from the godmodder but what?! Atleast leave the doom effect, god damnit. Why dont you just say Rocks fall, everyone dies?
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 9)
I swing my wrench and repair the mechanical twin.
Sunpowder 2/5
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 2/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
Army: The mutated twin eats some of the #35674 in order to absorb their hps. Everyone else attacks (ie no #35674 attack) the en-mech.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-24 / 25- Inversion
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly switch the ARMISTYX to SIEGE BREAKER SCYTHE MODE and fire it into Burnt K4yne.
=COMMAND=
MCR will use Chair-Railgun on K4yne's Army.
The Chair-Legion will attack K4yne's Army, with the exception of two Charriers: those will defend the Chair-God.
Psionic Honey 3/6
Clockwarp Gauntlet 3/6
Staff of the Rings 3/7
I waste no time rejoicing at having murdered Piono. Barring the fact that it is very unlikely I feel joy at the death of another sentient being, I feel a... disturbance from above. Just beyond The Shield...? I pull out a Crystal Ball, and focus on the area above GodCraft, obscured by the sky and light pollution. What I see... is utterly horrific. A graveyard of burning wreckage and mangled corpses, their foamy warm blood drizzling through the vacuum of space in an enticing man- sorry.
... Oh.
I attempt to focus on the last amount of living energy in the area. All I can see before the ball goes blank is a violet-robed being, coated in the english aura and exuding metaphorical maelstroms of the forbidden word.
HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH
... I put the Crystal Ball away, and get back to the battle on the MC Freedom. With a mere mental note, a cloud a black envelops the sky. Looking up, it is revealed that there are approximately 177,462 copies of the same ship levitating in the air, having traveled through hyperspace and from the future to reach this point. Void or Bust, that is. The ships float up in orbit for a few moments...
Oh, and as I have not yet attacked, I wave my hand through the air, slice through reality, and pull out a heart of Taint. That is, a frozen, unbeating, fibrous heart of an Ender Guardian infected with Taint. In my hand, the organ begins to drip Flux Goo, revealing the many dark orchid nodules and messes of fibrous Taint; the floor around me begins to show signs of nitrous decay. I begin whispering to the heart, and a fully-fledged, Taintacle-sporting, heartless (literally) demonic abomination flashes into view, the undead eyes staring blankly into the distance. The thing lunges at me, and I raise the heart-holding hand to the beast. It stops, as if bound by some esoteric contract of mystical properties. Then, a moment of telepathic conversation arises, and the beast spreads the withered wings it bears, and instantaneously strikes Piono over and over. The thing cannot feel pain, and is animated by my will alone, dripping the foul Tainted and Flux fluids as a result of the instability. The biome around us beings to change as what appears to be deep purple fiber creeps onto the ship from the body of the lumbering monstrosity.
Meanwhile, several hours in the future, and several thousand light millennia away from GodCraft, an elf stands, floating in the bounds of paradox space, within the deepest abysses of the Furthest Ring. He, and therefore I, is/am in the company of an honored host. The Crawling Chaos. Of course, the Cherub is annihilating most of the Furthest Ring, but that does not mean he can assault the most powerful of the Outer Gods.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Ah. The present appears to be several months into the past. For the universe you created, at least. That brings you back... back to a time with considerably less chaos.
>Kalare: Flashback.
You are now a you several dozen enquier in the past.
Your group of subordinates has discovered something... intriguing. Apparently, Araeva was sent 5082 Boonbonds. This is an obscene amount of money, and she wished to find the source. So, Virnul rerouted the server connection, and found the other end. A member of a race from the universe you created!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Ugh, hold on. I use the powers of the Revenge of the Downtrodden to briefly resurrect the Perfectly Generic Army, whereupon it proceeds to convert its HP into pure damage, then level it against all the Mechs. Because ignoring leftover entities is lame.
Green Solarhead 7/11
Flare 4/11
Coronal Ejector 4/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
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'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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21/25 Health Care Package
20/25 Health Care Package
> Burnt K4yne & Robo-K4yne: Critic Burnt
I launch Robo-K4yne at the Chair God. By swallowing him and throwing him up again in a giant black ball of goo. That ball crashes through the chair legion and every kind of defense it thinks it can come up with, with the rest of the massive projectile hitting the chair god. Though it does not end here: R. K. activated the 100% of the MMMPH meter in advance. As he floats before the face of the Chair God, he unleashes the entire barrage of phlogiston with guaranteed critz.
The last units of the Paradox Inc Army take a defensive stand around it's core. Even if this should be the final round of this army, they are gonna make it count.
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 66%
MMMMPH: 100% In Use
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Serpent throws her dragon up in the air.
piono sees her cackling and one of the time clones moves his sword up and a massive beam of energy incinerates the dragon immediately.
With Rapture in his hands, even dragons stand little chance...
but piono is not up against a dragon...
You suddenly seem so sure of yourself...
One of piono whirls around to see Eternis swinging down his massive battle axe.
Eternis swings down his mighty axe, and grey energy fills the fourth wall in a massive wave of destruction.
Piono quickly absorbs his time clones and disappears just ahead of the wave of destruction, and the OP King raises a red shield, blocking it.
Serpent is completely unharmed as the wave of energy splits around her.
Piono warps back down.
Wonderful.
Now he's here too.
Take care of him.
The OP King grins,
With pleasure.
And suddenly Eternis and the OP King are duking it out.
Piono turns back to serpent.
You don't get it do you?
The timeline of the MULTIVERSE is in flux.
Anything could happen.
Anyone could happen at any time.
I can change people's destinies now.
And Eric can't save you miss.
Not since he abandoned you.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Then, how about the Mechs? How come they can get summoned over and over and over again without being targeted?
You might not be lazy, but you have the customer service of Canadian phone companies. You're lucky I post 3 times a day most times.
Action 1/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 42/50
Elemental Retribution: 17/50
I, while ordering the IST to use Deathly Dance, use Chivalrous Chop upon one of the mechs to further clear the battlefield of this injustice.
Sword Damage: 51K/150K
Constructs: 3/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I think I'm out of Alchemies right now...
I take the LAVASCOPER OF ZILLYWEN and the ENDESCOPER OF ZILLYFIRE, and use both while strafing around Piono as fast as possible. My ZILLYSTEP proves extremely useful in this regard.
Meanwhile, THE ARMY OF CHOICE decides to temporarily high-tail it out of here and avoid the C-MECH's new special. They all rush out to the fringes of the battlefield and enter a highly defensive stance.
...
...
...
A man donning a mix of PURPLE AND BLACK chain-mail wanders onto the far edges of the battlefield. His hood was pulled up, preventing any sight of his eyes.
His eyes skim the battlefield, getting the gist of it quickly. Carnage. Devastation. Chaos. Massive Animatronics. He pulls out Binoculars, trying to find a specific target.
His name is The_King_of_Pane.
The_King_of_Pane: [???]
75/75 HP
Zerg Base: 7/10
I orderThe metalish figure orders the swarm to attack the MC-Mech.IIt also preview Goldstone Wires || Magnet.Helium-3 Mining: 7/10
" Detaching Lander." "Initiating Trans-Earth Injection Burn." *BROOOOOOOOOOOOM* "On course for reentry into Earth's atmosphere."The black figure moved back into the mothership. The lander, having served its purpose, detached from the mothership. Tidal effects would cause it to crash into the Moon in due time. The mothership then turned prograde, and began its journey home.
1n1t1al1z1ng Trans-M1n3craft1a 1nj3ct10n Burn.
The mothership fired its engines for the last time.
Trans-M1n3craft1a 1nj3ct10n Burn c0mpl3t3.
The mothership was now set to reenter right over the Battlefield.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Serpent timesteps out of Piono's path and on top of the wall. She disappears into the wall. BY THE WAY. WHAT DID YOU MEAN. ABOUT. KEEPING ME. DEAD? I'M NOT. A MINECRAFTIAN.
Serpent reappears on a meteor. But not the meteor you would think. /wallpost
Also, let's not make any more of these separated from our normal posts. We don't want to flood the thread.
Oh no
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I ask the EN-MECH:
This sentence is false, or is it?
I then stab it with the Circle of Fifths.
If the effects of the Infestation have worn off, i tell the 0bsidian Legion to stay away from the C-MECH'S kamikaze attack, but still try to attack the EN-MECH.
The Manipuleightr 7/9
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Nuclear Elementalbow && Screaming Alloy = The Noisemaker (Level 10: 9/11)
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 9)
I swing my wrench and repair the mechanical twin.
Sunpowder 2/5
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 2/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
Army: The mutated twin eats some of the #35674 in order to absorb their hps. Everyone else attacks (ie no #35674 attack) the en-mech.
INVENTORY
=CHARGE=
-24 / 25- Inversion
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly switch the ARMISTYX to SIEGE BREAKER SCYTHE MODE and fire it into Burnt K4yne.
=COMMAND=
MCR will use Chair-Railgun on K4yne's Army.
The Chair-Legion will attack K4yne's Army, with the exception of two Charriers: those will defend the Chair-God.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Huh. Let's preview Lil' Cal (Real version) && Fluorite Octet, Twitchy Pokéball && Fluorite Octet, and Deck of Cards && Fluorite Octet. Also I was referring to Skaia's Battlefield.
More attacks on Piono... I take out the Crowbar and whale on him if he's out of energy, just to see if I can break his timetraveling.
Green Solarhead 8/11
Flare 5/11
Coronal Ejector 5/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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21/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Healing the MC-Mech with Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne/K4yne: Netheraria swings at the remaining charriers.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 100%
MMMMPH: 100% In Use
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Of course I want a free premium account!!!!!11111!!!!ONEONE!!!!11one!!
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