Overworld: Now then, I guess it's time to reveal the unique thing about the Control Core Tank. You see, normally, if the artillery is the first in line, the core of the army can be targeted. But the way the Control Core Tank was built, attacks targeting the Control Core have a 12.5% chance to hit a Juggernaut Plating per each Juggernaut Plating alive. Attacks that would hit those, whether it be targeted or by accident, have a 10% chance to hit a... DAMMIT TWIN YA DUN GOOFED! Those were meant to be destroyer cannons, and the below army was meant to have neo tanks! Anyway, attacks against Juggernaut Plating, 10% chance per Destroyer Cannon alive to hit a Destroyer Cannon. Attacks against a Destroyer Cannon have a 5% chance to instead hit a Nova Launcher for each Nova Launcher alive. You see how this works? You have to destroy the outside, before you can destroy the inside. Perks of stacking everything onto one entity.
I use NUKED on the C-MECH, rather ironic since it's only attack is detonating. The Control Core Tank backs away from the MECHs, unwilling to be the primary target of their special attacks, before blasting them from a distance.
Dreamscape: "You have no idea how many people can fit into a universe. It might take light 2000 years to travel that distance, but the average galaxy is about 30000 light years of distance long. Then there's over 100 billion galaxies in a universe. If they all contained that much life, that would be 1000000000000000000 X 100000000000 = 100000000000000000000000000000 different lives. And then, me being one of the more energy demanding universe, I ended up destroying one of those every 10000 years or so. If I'm being completely honest, at this point, being annihilated on that level would be one of the better karma-induced fates I could receive." I reply, having completely failed to notice that Wilson had disappeared. I then check to see where the other people feel like exploring first.
MC Freedom: The heavily damaged Triple Threat drone teleports into the air a short distance away, trying to regen, before immediately being pulled aside by the giant magnet. From the rather uncomfortable position of the surface of the giant magnet, it glares at everyone on board the MC Freedom, while regenerating slowly.
The other two Triple Threat drones, still being capable of fighting, share a glance, before one of them charges into action, pursuing Tricky with a Pomson 9000 set to nullify unique powers, while the other opens up with a barrage of stasis beams, trying to hold the clown in place. The missed beams dissipate before they can accidentally hit other people.
Woo, piono. I attempt to keep eating piono and being the pony. If I have stopped being the pony I point out that piono has been killed by a *cube.* Seriously. A freaking slightly beveled, blue cube with a silly cape and a pair of rad shades. I then attempt to kill him with the Twitchy Staff. Because Spoils. Hold on. Serpent, could you try Spoiling him? I also enter an AUTO-CANDY stance, automatically stopping any attempts to make someone else not Trickster.
My avatar's prediction suddenly comes true, and a wave of Blue Generic Objects floods the Godmodder! Being the Godmodder, he's obviously able to dodge it. However, Tricky and piono are not so lucky.
I then use the Garnet Stains and High Noon on Death's Core, and direct some Mechs in the vague direction of Piono's, Blue's. and Ire's armies. No offense. It's not you, it's me, etc.
Calamity Cannon && Miniature Green Sun 3/??
Uh... Something? Hold on. Gamblignant Outfit && Orb of Luck 1/??
Orb of Sanity 3/??
I teleport behind the SJ-Mech. I shoot it in the back! I teleport ahead of it. I shoot it in the front! I teleport to its left. I shoot its left side! I teleport to its right. I shoot it in the right side! I teleport in ahead of it. I shoot it in the back!
BOOOOOMMM!
That was the sound of a paradox EXPLODING.
If the counterattack powers of the noob army are not working to my specifications, and instead just working as a renamed normal attack(because I honestly can't tell) I order the noob army to focus attacks on the SJ-mech. If that isn't the case, though, nothing changes.
I read more of the guide if nobody has read more already this turn.
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I use the Spare Tentacle on Piono. Might be vital to success.
Then, regardless of whether my previous action succeeded or not, I activate The White Ring, flash-stepping erratically around Piono. As the runes on the Ring begin to glow, a faint muttering can be heard by those around me. A paragraph from Complacency of the Learned? Next, my hand, still hosting the active White Ring, begins to exude the shifting navy/violet/Grimdark aura (I need a better name for that). This goes on for several minutes. Slightly thereafter, I suddenly lash out, attacking Piono with a large amount of entropic water, as well as deadly gases spawned from channeling air and entropy. Right at that point, the (insert name here) aura intensifies. This is likely due to the fact that I draw the Hazel Wand. Right then and there, I fire a blast of... oddly green plasma at Piono. I wonder where I got that? Hah. Anyways, I throw the Suicide Seed clone into the ground (or lack thereof) near Piono as an afterthought, and force it to grow with pure arcane energy, teleporting away (and dousing the green fire) to avoid the withering.
I telekinetically lift Tazz into the air, open his mouth, and shove a Demon Brain, still dripping unpleasant fluids, down his throat to restore his normality. Such vile acts usually do this. Also, I point out there were several inaccuracies in the V2/U4/Vetas section of the "Other Universes" part of the guide. I can aid you in fixing them, if you wish.
Sho, I thaught I could start wish shomething simple,.
His mouth slowly twinges upwards, his eyes glinting in the dim light of your glowing skin spell.
You look quit beautiful tonight.
His face slowly drifts towards yours.
Suddenly, you hear a shout, and a scream. The unconscious body of Virnul is blown through a nearby door, and Nelrte steps out of said door, holding the... wand Kalare uses... Nelrte looks over at the two of you, a look of apprehension upon his face. He steps towards both the two of you currently intertwined, and Virnul, an insane look in his eyes. He raises the wand in your general direction, and it begins to let off violet smoke. Then, you can hear the tiniest 'Oh' you have ever heard in your life, accompanied by a sudden scuffling of the ankles of Kalare. He tumbled out of your grasp, falling past all the stairs, a grin still on his face as he soars past the steps. This accident leaves you alone with a clearly sociopathic elf.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = The Painchimer (Level 10: 7/11)
Nucelar Elementalbow && Screaming Alloy 3/?
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 3)
I swing The Low Blow at the MC-Mech, critically damaging its AI with the microsoft powers!
Sauron's Armor && Terror Enderdragon Scale >= Zillymiter =< (2/?)
Fairly sure Terror Enderdragon Scale ~~~ Loom is done, considering it was labeled as instant...Which means...
...Uhh...Oh! Terror Enderdragon Scale && Garnet Head >= Zillymiter =<(1/?)
As I have just discovered, this editor is a lot less prone to badness when the BB code markup is on. Hooray!
In any case! I first fly back onto the MC FREEDOM and kick the GUMMY BEAR I.E.D. at Piono! It's very close to exploding-it'll probably explode as he tries to block it!
After that, I manage to get behind TRICKY and use SUPER-GLUE TAFFY on his lower body, sticking him to the ground! He can't move-though he can attack anyone that comes close to him. I take this brief opportunity to whack him head-on with the GREENLANCE OF ZILLYROL!
I also puke out the DEMON BRAIN onto Tricky, still super-Zilly.
Umm...WHEN DID MY FORCES AND HIM DIE!?!?! Until you provide a previous post proving they are all dead, Insert, I'm simply going to ignore your attempts to keep me out of this.
Him getting knocked off of the ship, I can handle...
But killing him instantly???
Forget that.
The Mysterious Stranger stabs his sword into the side of the ship, cancelling the chain's sawing action s that he'd stick in place.
He began slowly making his way back up the ship, using his sword and dagger to do so.
HP: 33713/34713
I used an app to determine whether or not he got the Medium's Prayer. He did.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: Roll the lapis octet or whatever it's called at nexus missileboat
Blue's Fleet:
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
Nomblequest:
MC Freedom:
-Galactic Council-
Blue approaches a large metal door, where a small army of guards are standing.
State your business.
[Redacted], I have an appointment.
Yes. It seems you do. Are you armed?
Highly.
Disarm.
The guard points to a bin, and Blue tosses Ultramarine in. She then throws in a knife from her belt, a laser pistol from her thigh, a wand from her pocket, and gently places a half dozen antimatter grenades from her purse. The guard seems satisfied, and tells his underlings to move aside. The door slides open and Blue enters.
I attack the C-Mech with a flurry of humorously over-sized sight-obstructing quantum-science-magic banana peels, causing it to slip up both it's speech and it's footing.
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Saint, your forces and the Stranger were indeed all instantly slain.
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Hmm... I cast The Blot to obtain The Blotspitter, which I shoot the Nexus forces with. Very simple. Next, I do Record && Nightmare Fuel 1/???.
I channel my Grimdark godhood, filling the mind of Tazz with many things. Visions of all of his loved ones dying in the most horrific and realistic ways possible. The songs of the Furthest Ring. The bloodeldritch throes of the woegothics.
You are now the intoxicated (both ways) master wizard elf, lying at the bottom of a staircase in pitch conditions. Fortunately, you can feel the effects of the alcohol dissipating. Now, to go up there, and stop whatever is going on. You get up, and rush up the stairs, stepping over five steps per stride. Now, at the top of the stairs, you are currently standing right next to the unconscious body of Virnul. What happened here? Hold on... how does Nelrte have the Hazel Wand? You have it in your Sylladex... oh.
Oh dear. Luckily, Nelrte is slightly preoccupied, staring at Navela, and vice versa. Navela has her weapons out, and they are both expressionless. You grab Virnul, and drag him down the stairs, careful not to let... any of his teeth break off, or something of the sort. Then, you return to the top of the stairs. Araeva, Navela, and Nelrte all have their weapons out, as was before. If you are lucky, the Seed will not get destroyed. You know, The Seed. The one thing responsible for the fast recreation of your race. Oh, you could sexually reproduce, but it would take a long time. Nelrte sees The Seed, a scowl still on his face. Suddenly, said Prince of Light fires a projectile from your wand. It strikes and annihilates The Seed. You watch silently as Araeva and Navela charge towards the traitor. Nelrte, in a swift motion, blows Araeva background the hole he made in the door, and she strikes a table in the Common Room, and is immediately knocked unconscious. However, Navela, with her chainsword, is a far greater threat. All is still for a few seconds, until she charges. Nelrte points the Hazel Wand at her, and a clean circle of ash appears on the wall behind Navela, along with large amount of red. She slumps onto the floor. Wait... WHAT?!?!?!?!
Red pooling down the stairs, you leap down, grab Virnul, and dash off as fast as you can. A flash crosses your glasses. Great, somebody is contacting you.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Umm...WHEN DID MY FORCES AND HIM DIE!?!?! Until you provide a previous post proving they are all dead, Insert, I'm simply going to ignore your attempts to keep me out of this.
He did, in fact, provide quotes from a previous post from our gamemaster.
That said, you REALLY should read the OP and the turn posts, that means all posts from twinbuilder.
Oops, sorry Erelye, they will do so this post. To anyone else whose finale ideas I missed, please repost them.
3/11 for order scepter
7/11 for Exedo
2/? for life stone
Lewis and Simon use their finales: Half a Door and Hole Diggers on the G03LMs and Mag Agents. I don't know what would happen in them, so I'll leave it up to erelye/twin. Lewis and Simon then ascend.
Sethbling uses WELCOME BACK, he spontaneously jumps off the edge of the MC Freedom. Everyone watches, with various utterances of "Is he crazy?" Then suddenly a massive mech rises from below and a loud voice is heard over its speakers: "Hello everyone, Sethbling here." And a massive barrage of redstone, vanilla missiles with tekkit warheads on the tips launch out of the mech into one of the Nexus gunboats, then the mech itself transforms into a missile, and does the same. Sethbling, his destruction done, ascends.
On the MC Freedom, serpent kills Vintage Beef, and then throws a Unagi Blade at piono. Piono's hand whips up and catches it. He looks over. What is wrong with you?
and then he notices insert attempting to eat him. Annoyed, he expends 15 energy to put insert through an extremely painful death sequence with Nocte Consumens. The use of the twitchy staff is not blocked by piono, who takes 8 damage, but piono's extensive psychic training keeps him from being confused. And the fact that piono is close to a mile above the battlefield makes him safe from the flood of PGOs.
Insert's mega death blast hits Tricky, who is once again blasted off the MC Freedom. Large numbers of seeking missiles launch from the HMAS victor after him, but they can be seen exploding against eldritch lollipops long before the reach the clown, the explosions disrupt the attacks the triple threat drones attempt. After that, Tricky is lost in the PGO flood and no longer targetable.
Erelye unleashes a massive stream of attacks at piono, who quickly brings up Abiit, and with a large void swipe, barely blocks all the attacks, at the cost of 30 energy. The block catches the gummy bear IED, also transporting it to the void.
Antvenom activates his special: golden apples. Golden apples rain down from the sky, gifting regen, fire resistance, damage resistance, and extra health to everyone on the MC Freedom but piono and the Nexus troops for 2 rounds. Antvenom then ascends.
On the fourth wall:
Tricky attacked you with a stop sign?
I'm afraid that the clown is not completely reliable.
He often takes opportunities to kill things he's not supposed to if I forget to specify people I want kept alive.
I was not aware up until this point what he had done.
piono begins charging up Rapture, the light in the fourth wall begins to flare up.
The grey mist continues to grow.
Twin, if piono goes under in terms of energy, show it as a negative this round, because I forgot to keep track, he started this round with 130 because he now has Abiit in his arsenal.
Also, current player list:
Sacheverell |
Vintage Beef |
Guude Boulderfist |
PauseUnpause
Ethoslab |
Old Man Willikers
Vechs |
Heliceo
Doctor Trayaurus |
SkyDoesMinecraft |
Stampy Long Nose |
Captain Sparklez
Dan
Toby |
obsessedwizard
Loggy Log of Log. Excuse inaccuracies, but I don't really care.
Hey police person.
You're Piono's nemesis or something, right?
Do you know one of his associates?
The clown, Tricky?
If you do, do you know if he has any weaknesses?
Maybe a way to be killed for good?
Oh.
You're... Blue, right?
Oh, great, the clown.
No, I've been puzzling over that myself.
I actually spent a rather intense fight trying to kill the stupid clown.
Tricky wasn't originally so powerful, piono's given him some upgrades of some sort.
His power levels seem pretty inconsistent.
But I have no idea how to kill him.
Sorry.
Yes, I'm Blue.
Oh right.
I forgot about the probability engine.
Or whatever it's called.
That's fine.
I expected as much.
Yes... I think he keeps it in his skull?
I don't know, that's where I had Hank aimed, and it worked then.
It might work again, but then again, he's probably done something to remedy that.
I don't know. I'm afraid I can't be of much help.
If I may...
Why hasn't Piono brutally murdered you yet?
Or at least normally murdered.
He's tried.
Believe me, he has had as many people as he can get trying to kill me.
After you take on the Imperium of Man a few times, things stop feeling dangerous to you.
Okay, I had to look that up.
But this "Imperium of Man" doesn't seem that powerful.
Not compared to their enemies.
Unless you were facing their leader person, I guess.
I'm probably reading way too much into your comparison though.
You'd be surprised.
piono's taken advantage of their xenophobic tendencies and has given them high-tech weaponry.
He's basically using them to keep any sort of multiversal culture from rising until he's in a position to control it.
[Redacted]
Oh.
Wonderful.
You're one of those kinds of people.
You have about five seconds before this conversation ends Blue.
It's a long story.
And frankly, I'm not sure if I want to bother telling it.
I guess I may as well.
I'll try to keep this short.
I don't enjoy hurting people...
But I need as much money as I can make.
In order to prevent everyone in the galaxy from dying.
Morality is a factor in my decisions.
But I'm being realistic here.
More lives are worth more than fewer lives.
That may sound horrible to people with empathy...
But I'm not really one of them.
For the greater good, if you will.
Which is something your organization seems to believe in.
Ah.
I don't personally believe in following that policy.
For the greater good devolves into for my own greater good far too easily.
But I suppose I should give you the benefit of the doubt.
I'll need as much help as I can get.
Hold on, galaxy?
I may not be able to advise you as to Tricky, but perhaps the other problems of yours?
Its a long shot, but I actually have a little experience with that sort of thing.
I guess a little advice couldn't hurt.
But no more than that.
If they even caught a hint of xeno involvement.
I think most of humanity would rather die than be saved.
And besides, I prefer to solve my own problems.
Well, it depends.
If you're human, would human's from outside their empire count as xenos?
Either way, it depends on whatever is putting it in danger.
I'd guess that with that massive business it seems like you have, you've got weapons covered...
But I'd say get as much information as you can on whatever the threat is.
If you can find out what it is, go ahead and send me the info, I might be able to give you some tips on killing it or distracting it.
Oh, humanity isn't united.
And they probably couldn't tell the difference.
But yes it would.
Actually weapons is the only aspect I don't have covered.
But I'll cover it in time, hopefully.
That was an incorrect use of that saying.
Whatever.
Okay, I'll do that.
It'll only take a couple of seconds.
But someone's calling me.
So I may not respond for a while.
Okay then.
Good luck with that crisis of yours.
Oh, and give piono heck for me.
Huh, apparently...I don't actually know anything about the threat.
I'll have to have a meeting with the head of the council about that.
I always enjoy meetings with him.
I'll get back to you in a day or two.
Goodbye.
Well, goodbye.
Get some information, any prep you make otherwise could be completely useless otherwise.
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=CHARGE=
-17 / 50- Glitch
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly use the ARMISTYX in TOMISLAV SCYTHE MODE to unleash dakka on K4yne's Army.
I then point out that I damaged Robo-K4yne last turn, so he'll need time to repair
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: BT:Ultramarine on nexus missileboat
Blue's Fleet:
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
Nomblequest:
MC Freedom:
-HMAS Victor-
Blue walks into a long range teleporter chamber.
Destination: Galactic Council
Operator teleported.
Chance of return: 87%
Unacceptable risk: Considering options...
16/25 Health Care Package
15/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Burninating chair legionaires with Hippocrates 451..
> Burnt K4yne: I drive my K4ynemobile into the Chair Legion.
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Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 100%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Overworld: Now then, I guess it's time to reveal the unique thing about the Control Core Tank. You see, normally, if the artillery is the first in line, the core of the army can be targeted. But the way the Control Core Tank was built, attacks targeting the Control Core have a 12.5% chance to hit a Juggernaut Plating per each Juggernaut Plating alive. Attacks that would hit those, whether it be targeted or by accident, have a 10% chance to hit a... DAMMIT TWIN YA DUN GOOFED! Those were meant to be destroyer cannons, and the below army was meant to have neo tanks! Anyway, attacks against Juggernaut Plating, 10% chance per Destroyer Cannon alive to hit a Destroyer Cannon. Attacks against a Destroyer Cannon have a 5% chance to instead hit a Nova Launcher for each Nova Launcher alive. You see how this works? You have to destroy the outside, before you can destroy the inside. Perks of stacking everything onto one entity.
I use NUKED on the C-MECH, rather ironic since it's only attack is detonating. The Control Core Tank backs away from the MECHs, unwilling to be the primary target of their special attacks, before blasting them from a distance.
Dreamscape: "You have no idea how many people can fit into a universe. It might take light 2000 years to travel that distance, but the average galaxy is about 30000 light years of distance long. Then there's over 100 billion galaxies in a universe. If they all contained that much life, that would be 1000000000000000000 X 100000000000 = 100000000000000000000000000000 different lives. And then, me being one of the more energy demanding universe, I ended up destroying one of those every 10000 years or so. If I'm being completely honest, at this point, being annihilated on that level would be one of the better karma-induced fates I could receive." I reply, having completely failed to notice that Wilson had disappeared. I then check to see where the other people feel like exploring first.
MC Freedom: The heavily damaged Triple Threat drone teleports into the air a short distance away, trying to regen, before immediately being pulled aside by the giant magnet. From the rather uncomfortable position of the surface of the giant magnet, it glares at everyone on board the MC Freedom, while regenerating slowly.
The other two Triple Threat drones, still being capable of fighting, share a glance, before one of them charges into action, pursuing Tricky with a Pomson 9000 set to nullify unique powers, while the other opens up with a barrage of stasis beams, trying to hold the clown in place. The missed beams dissipate before they can accidentally hit other people.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I roll the Amethyst Eightfold at the EN-MECH.
The Manipuleightr 5/9
Code: Tentacle 3/X
My avatar's prediction suddenly comes true, and a wave of Blue Generic Objects floods the Godmodder! Being the Godmodder, he's obviously able to dodge it. However, Tricky and piono are not so lucky.
I then use the Garnet Stains and High Noon on Death's Core, and direct some Mechs in the vague direction of Piono's, Blue's. and Ire's armies. No offense. It's not you, it's me, etc.
Calamity Cannon && Miniature Green Sun 3/??
Uh... Something? Hold on. Gamblignant Outfit && Orb of Luck 1/??
Orb of Sanity 3/??
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BOOOOOMMM!
That was the sound of a paradox EXPLODING.
If the counterattack powers of the noob army are not working to my specifications, and instead just working as a renamed normal attack(because I honestly can't tell) I order the noob army to focus attacks on the SJ-mech. If that isn't the case, though, nothing changes.
I read more of the guide if nobody has read more already this turn.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Innocuous Fusion 35/50 (+33 from Leon, Nimble, and Zerithos, unless I cannot do that, in which case, 2/50.)
I use the Spare Tentacle on Piono. Might be vital to success.
Then, regardless of whether my previous action succeeded or not, I activate The White Ring, flash-stepping erratically around Piono. As the runes on the Ring begin to glow, a faint muttering can be heard by those around me. A paragraph from Complacency of the Learned? Next, my hand, still hosting the active White Ring, begins to exude the shifting navy/violet/Grimdark aura (I need a better name for that). This goes on for several minutes. Slightly thereafter, I suddenly lash out, attacking Piono with a large amount of entropic water, as well as deadly gases spawned from channeling air and entropy. Right at that point, the (insert name here) aura intensifies. This is likely due to the fact that I draw the Hazel Wand. Right then and there, I fire a blast of... oddly green plasma at Piono. I wonder where I got that? Hah. Anyways, I throw the Suicide Seed clone into the ground (or lack thereof) near Piono as an afterthought, and force it to grow with pure arcane energy, teleporting away (and dousing the green fire) to avoid the withering.
I telekinetically lift Tazz into the air, open his mouth, and shove a Demon Brain, still dripping unpleasant fluids, down his throat to restore his normality. Such vile acts usually do this. Also, I point out there were several inaccuracies in the V2/U4/Vetas section of the "Other Universes" part of the guide. I can aid you in fixing them, if you wish.
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Sho, I thaught I could start wish shomething simple,.
His mouth slowly twinges upwards, his eyes glinting in the dim light of your glowing skin spell.
You look quit beautiful tonight.
His face slowly drifts towards yours.
Suddenly, you hear a shout, and a scream. The unconscious body of Virnul is blown through a nearby door, and Nelrte steps out of said door, holding the... wand Kalare uses... Nelrte looks over at the two of you, a look of apprehension upon his face. He steps towards both the two of you currently intertwined, and Virnul, an insane look in his eyes. He raises the wand in your general direction, and it begins to let off violet smoke. Then, you can hear the tiniest 'Oh' you have ever heard in your life, accompanied by a sudden scuffling of the ankles of Kalare. He tumbled out of your grasp, falling past all the stairs, a grin still on his face as he soars past the steps. This accident leaves you alone with a clearly sociopathic elf.
Nucelar Elementalbow && Screaming Alloy 3/?
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 3)
I swing The Low Blow at the MC-Mech, critically damaging its AI with the microsoft powers!
INVENTORY
Not entirely sure if these are done.
((Caledfwlch && Hephaetus'es Gate) && (Fluorite Octet && Divine Plate)) >= Zillymiter =< (2/?)
Sauron's Armor && Terror Enderdragon Scale >= Zillymiter =< (2/?)
Fairly sure Terror Enderdragon Scale ~~~ Loom is done, considering it was labeled as instant...Which means...
...Uhh...Oh! Terror Enderdragon Scale && Garnet Head >= Zillymiter =< (1/?)
As I have just discovered, this editor is a lot less prone to badness when the BB code markup is on. Hooray!
In any case! I first fly back onto the MC FREEDOM and kick the GUMMY BEAR I.E.D. at Piono! It's very close to exploding-it'll probably explode as he tries to block it!
After that, I manage to get behind TRICKY and use SUPER-GLUE TAFFY on his lower body, sticking him to the ground! He can't move-though he can attack anyone that comes close to him. I take this brief opportunity to whack him head-on with the GREENLANCE OF ZILLYROL!
I also puke out the DEMON BRAIN onto Tricky, still super-Zilly.
Him getting knocked off of the ship, I can handle...
But killing him instantly???
Forget that.
The Mysterious Stranger stabs his sword into the side of the ship, cancelling the chain's sawing action s that he'd stick in place.
He began slowly making his way back up the ship, using his sword and dagger to do so.
HP: 33713/34713
I used an app to determine whether or not he got the Medium's Prayer. He did.
Alchemy Station:
Cherished Wedding Ring+Medium's Prayer.
Item to be received: Soul Of Samantha.
ALL Troll Forces ATTACK Tricky.
Troll Siege Engine: 5/50...I think.
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Battlefield: Roll the lapis octet or whatever it's called at nexus missileboat
Blue's Fleet:
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
Nomblequest:
MC Freedom:
-Galactic Council-
Blue approaches a large metal door, where a small army of guards are standing.
State your business.
[Redacted], I have an appointment.
Yes. It seems you do. Are you armed?
Highly.
Disarm.
The guard points to a bin, and Blue tosses Ultramarine in. She then throws in a knife from her belt, a laser pistol from her thigh, a wand from her pocket, and gently places a half dozen antimatter grenades from her purse. The guard seems satisfied, and tells his underlings to move aside. The door slides open and Blue enters.
I attack the C-Mech with a flurry of humorously over-sized sight-obstructing quantum-science-magic banana peels, causing it to slip up both it's speech and it's footing.
Planet Pushing: 6/7
Death Field: 5/9
Level 4 Time Travel Implant: 3/5
He scream
Innocuous Fusion 36/50
Essentia Styxpearl 5/8
Hmm... I cast The Blot to obtain The Blotspitter, which I shoot the Nexus forces with. Very simple. Next, I do Record && Nightmare Fuel 1/???.
I channel my Grimdark godhood, filling the mind of Tazz with many things. Visions of all of his loved ones dying in the most horrific and realistic ways possible. The songs of the Furthest Ring. The bloodeldritch throes of the woegothics.
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>Be Kalare.
You are now the intoxicated (both ways) master wizard elf, lying at the bottom of a staircase in pitch conditions. Fortunately, you can feel the effects of the alcohol dissipating. Now, to go up there, and stop whatever is going on. You get up, and rush up the stairs, stepping over five steps per stride. Now, at the top of the stairs, you are currently standing right next to the unconscious body of Virnul. What happened here? Hold on... how does Nelrte have the Hazel Wand? You have it in your Sylladex... oh.
Oh dear. Luckily, Nelrte is slightly preoccupied, staring at Navela, and vice versa. Navela has her weapons out, and they are both expressionless. You grab Virnul, and drag him down the stairs, careful not to let... any of his teeth break off, or something of the sort. Then, you return to the top of the stairs. Araeva, Navela, and Nelrte all have their weapons out, as was before. If you are lucky, the Seed will not get destroyed. You know, The Seed. The one thing responsible for the fast recreation of your race. Oh, you could sexually reproduce, but it would take a long time. Nelrte sees The Seed, a scowl still on his face. Suddenly, said Prince of Light fires a projectile from your wand. It strikes and annihilates The Seed. You watch silently as Araeva and Navela charge towards the traitor. Nelrte, in a swift motion, blows Araeva background the hole he made in the door, and she strikes a table in the Common Room, and is immediately knocked unconscious. However, Navela, with her chainsword, is a far greater threat. All is still for a few seconds, until she charges. Nelrte points the Hazel Wand at her, and a clean circle of ash appears on the wall behind Navela, along with large amount of red. She slumps onto the floor. Wait... WHAT?!?!?!?!
Red pooling down the stairs, you leap down, grab Virnul, and dash off as fast as you can. A flash crosses your glasses. Great, somebody is contacting you.
He did, in fact, provide quotes from a previous post from our gamemaster.
That said, you REALLY should read the OP and the turn posts, that means all posts from twinbuilder.
I lasso a C-MECH and ride it into the sunset (literally).
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
3/11 for order scepter
7/11 for Exedo
2/? for life stone
Lewis and Simon use their finales: Half a Door and Hole Diggers on the G03LMs and Mag Agents. I don't know what would happen in them, so I'll leave it up to erelye/twin. Lewis and Simon then ascend.
Sethbling uses WELCOME BACK, he spontaneously jumps off the edge of the MC Freedom. Everyone watches, with various utterances of "Is he crazy?" Then suddenly a massive mech rises from below and a loud voice is heard over its speakers: "Hello everyone, Sethbling here." And a massive barrage of redstone, vanilla missiles with tekkit warheads on the tips launch out of the mech into one of the Nexus gunboats, then the mech itself transforms into a missile, and does the same. Sethbling, his destruction done, ascends.
On the MC Freedom, serpent kills Vintage Beef, and then throws a Unagi Blade at piono. Piono's hand whips up and catches it. He looks over. What is wrong with you?
and then he notices insert attempting to eat him. Annoyed, he expends 15 energy to put insert through an extremely painful death sequence with Nocte Consumens. The use of the twitchy staff is not blocked by piono, who takes 8 damage, but piono's extensive psychic training keeps him from being confused. And the fact that piono is close to a mile above the battlefield makes him safe from the flood of PGOs.
Insert's mega death blast hits Tricky, who is once again blasted off the MC Freedom. Large numbers of seeking missiles launch from the HMAS victor after him, but they can be seen exploding against eldritch lollipops long before the reach the clown, the explosions disrupt the attacks the triple threat drones attempt. After that, Tricky is lost in the PGO flood and no longer targetable.
Erelye unleashes a massive stream of attacks at piono, who quickly brings up Abiit, and with a large void swipe, barely blocks all the attacks, at the cost of 30 energy. The block catches the gummy bear IED, also transporting it to the void.
Antvenom activates his special: golden apples. Golden apples rain down from the sky, gifting regen, fire resistance, damage resistance, and extra health to everyone on the MC Freedom but piono and the Nexus troops for 2 rounds. Antvenom then ascends.
On the fourth wall:
Tricky attacked you with a stop sign?
I'm afraid that the clown is not completely reliable.
He often takes opportunities to kill things he's not supposed to if I forget to specify people I want kept alive.
I was not aware up until this point what he had done.
piono begins charging up Rapture, the light in the fourth wall begins to flare up.
The grey mist continues to grow.
Twin, if piono goes under in terms of energy, show it as a negative this round, because I forgot to keep track, he started this round with 130 because he now has Abiit in his arsenal.
Also, current player list:
Sacheverell |
Vintage Beef |
Guude Boulderfist |
PauseUnpause
Ethoslab |
Old Man Willikers
Vechs |
Heliceo
Doctor Trayaurus |
SkyDoesMinecraft |
Stampy Long Nose |
Captain Sparklez
Dan
Toby |
obsessedwizard
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
You're Piono's nemesis or something, right?
Do you know one of his associates?
The clown, Tricky?
If you do, do you know if he has any weaknesses?
Maybe a way to be killed for good?
Oh.
You're... Blue, right?
Oh, great, the clown.
No, I've been puzzling over that myself.
I actually spent a rather intense fight trying to kill the stupid clown.
Tricky wasn't originally so powerful, piono's given him some upgrades of some sort.
His power levels seem pretty inconsistent.
But I have no idea how to kill him.
Sorry.
Yes, I'm Blue.
Oh right.
I forgot about the probability engine.
Or whatever it's called.
That's fine.
I expected as much.
Yes... I think he keeps it in his skull?
I don't know, that's where I had Hank aimed, and it worked then.
It might work again, but then again, he's probably done something to remedy that.
I don't know. I'm afraid I can't be of much help.
If I may...
Why hasn't Piono brutally murdered you yet?
Or at least normally murdered.
He's tried.
Believe me, he has had as many people as he can get trying to kill me.
After you take on the Imperium of Man a few times, things stop feeling dangerous to you.
Okay, I had to look that up.
But this "Imperium of Man" doesn't seem that powerful.
Not compared to their enemies.
Unless you were facing their leader person, I guess.
I'm probably reading way too much into your comparison though.
You'd be surprised.
piono's taken advantage of their xenophobic tendencies and has given them high-tech weaponry.
He's basically using them to keep any sort of multiversal culture from rising until he's in a position to control it.
[Redacted]
Oh.
Wonderful.
You're one of those kinds of people.
You have about five seconds before this conversation ends Blue.
It's a long story.
And frankly, I'm not sure if I want to bother telling it.
I guess I may as well.
I'll try to keep this short.
I don't enjoy hurting people...
But I need as much money as I can make.
In order to prevent everyone in the galaxy from dying.
Morality is a factor in my decisions.
But I'm being realistic here.
More lives are worth more than fewer lives.
That may sound horrible to people with empathy...
But I'm not really one of them.
For the greater good, if you will.
Which is something your organization seems to believe in.
Ah.
I don't personally believe in following that policy.
For the greater good devolves into for my own greater good far too easily.
But I suppose I should give you the benefit of the doubt.
I'll need as much help as I can get.
Hold on, galaxy?
I may not be able to advise you as to Tricky, but perhaps the other problems of yours?
Its a long shot, but I actually have a little experience with that sort of thing.
I guess a little advice couldn't hurt.
But no more than that.
If they even caught a hint of xeno involvement.
I think most of humanity would rather die than be saved.
And besides, I prefer to solve my own problems.
Well, it depends.
If you're human, would human's from outside their empire count as xenos?
Either way, it depends on whatever is putting it in danger.
I'd guess that with that massive business it seems like you have, you've got weapons covered...
But I'd say get as much information as you can on whatever the threat is.
If you can find out what it is, go ahead and send me the info, I might be able to give you some tips on killing it or distracting it.
Oh, humanity isn't united.
And they probably couldn't tell the difference.
But yes it would.
Actually weapons is the only aspect I don't have covered.
But I'll cover it in time, hopefully.
That was an incorrect use of that saying.
Whatever.
Okay, I'll do that.
It'll only take a couple of seconds.
But someone's calling me.
So I may not respond for a while.
Okay then.
Good luck with that crisis of yours.
Oh, and give piono heck for me.
Huh, apparently...I don't actually know anything about the threat.
I'll have to have a meeting with the head of the council about that.
I always enjoy meetings with him.
I'll get back to you in a day or two.
Goodbye.
Well, goodbye.
Get some information, any prep you make otherwise could be completely useless otherwise.
I get that the dude is a Godmodder, but HOW did Mysterious Stranger die??? Besides, I had the most epic plan for when he died.
And since this is Minecraft, wouldn't he just be able to respawn???
Seriously though, dude had 34713 health. What hit him that could kill him so quickly???
/null
=CHARGE=
-17 / 50- Glitch
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I quickly use the ARMISTYX in TOMISLAV SCYTHE MODE to unleash dakka on K4yne's Army.
I then point out that I damaged Robo-K4yne last turn, so he'll need time to repair
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)