Sigh. Freaking Piono and his stupid Narrative-commandeering roleplay. I dexide to start the Crusade against Piono. I quickly slot the Scratcher into my Alchemy Alteration Field, appearify the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd, pass it through the Field and combine it with the Crowbar, creating THE REVENGE OF THE DOWNTRODDEN. I then PCHOOOOO up to the ship and attempt to strike down Piono with all of my anger. If he attempts to block I point out that the Crowbar 8roke his alchemies.
I also use Drillgenerigorg and the Unbreakable Katana on Death, and target a PG army or entity with my own.
Adamantium Door || Fear No Anvil. (Hephaetus's Gate, 6/11)
Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader.(Warp Ring Gate, 4/7)
The Man Ender && (Divine Sheet || Grandfather Clock) (???,2/?)
I make a quick pit stop at the GodCraft equivalent of MOUNT DOOM, obtaining a BUCKET OF MOUNT DOOM LAVA from it, come back to the Battlefield and dump the contents on SAURON. If no GodCraft equivalent of MOUNT DOOM exists, I get the lava bucket from the ALCHEMITER instead.
16/50 The Queen
8/25 Health Care Package
7/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Burning through the Chair Legion with Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: I use the Broken Halo to make my army krit this round (if it was what the Halo does)
"Come on! Step it up!""
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 11%
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Hm. Guess piono isn't replying for a while Whatever.
I use JEFFING AWESOME and my Ahab's Boxcars on Death.
I attempt to fashion a piono pin for the Voodoo Doll, then politely ask Ire to throw the 6 ball specifically down so I can figure out how Die's doll works.
I deal 2 DAMAGE to every entity in piono's army!
Minigun && Fluorite Octet (Fluorite Minidicegun) (Level 8 5/9)
Crowbar >=Alchemy Alteration Field=< Because it kind of acts like a >==< thing? Whatever.
I do a little dance on the head of a terror wither, while inquiring when I'll be able to target the terror enderdragon. I also whip out Forge's Light and do an ordinary LONG DIVISION!
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Ultramarine Godmodder's Army
Blue's Fleet: Attack Godmodder's Army
HMAS Victor: Mini-IC Godmodder's Army
Fseftr:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
-Blue's Tour-
(Netpatham, Blue recognized the detective, so frankly, asking for ID would be a waste of everyone's time. Also, nice try, but for security reasons, the AI is the only way to access files. You may be able to out-hack it or whatever, but it's down right now.)
The detective motions to the drone, and a dozen officers begin firing their laser rifles at it. Blue takes opportunity of this moment to whisper one of the spells her grandfather had taught her in her childhood. A dull glows appears around the handcuffs, and they come loose. She re-activates her shields and takes out Ultramarine.
I'm lucky I said that right.
I haven't used a spell in years.
Blue looks around and sees the drone ready to shoot the detective. She hears engie ask him what the situation is, and decides to interject.
First of all, thank you.
You saved me from having to destroy a prison planet.
That would've been a needless loss of life.
Don't make him answer that, I'll do it.
I don't want to be here for an hour.
The galactic police have been after me for the past several years.
Generally, large bribes deal with their investigations.
But the detective here is independently wealthy.
And I've fallen behind on bribing judges.
Don't shoot him, not that it would hit him, mind you.
I quite enjoy our little rivalry.
His investigations are always a nice distraction.
The officers on the other hand...
I won't protest whatever you choose to do.
Unless you choose to let them arrest me, I guess.
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In the Anachron, the fight is not going at all well, especially since Redeyes took a hit from a Quantum Lash and had to jump out and regen...
/wallpost?
Redeyes impacts the Fourth wall halfway through a Tesseract jump, generating a blast on the order of a WW2 nuke, bounces backwards, and lands about a hundred meters from the little group... The trench his body left is painted with blood and twisted metal.
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The Children are down to about three thousand, many wounded, but the Demimech has lost shields and is nearly out of ammunition... Again, both sides back off to rethink.
I slap the strongmann machine. So hard, it cries. The shame from crying makes it ashamed, making it cry more. And the shame from that crying makes it cry even more. And more. And more. And more.
Adamantium Door || Fear No Anvil. (Hephaetus's Gate, 7/11)
Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader.(Warp Ring Gate, 5/7)
The Man Ender && (Divine Sheet || Grandfather Clock) (???,3/?)
I use Smashform again, this time going for a form of three Pikachu (64, Melee and Brawl) and Brawl Ike, making me look kind of like if Ike was a Pikachu with blue goggles. I then perform AETHER with the FEAR NO ANVIL on SAURON, using THUNDER on the way down for additional damage.
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15/15 Hilt Reforged
15/15 Blade Reforged
+2 to Erelye
@Erelye: You should probably just assume from now on that every post I make I'm going to give you at least one charge.
The hilt and blade are forged anew. Rather than shine, they are truly black, all light is absorbed into the metal, creating a silhouette of the sword, rather than the sword actually being visible. The blade is long and sharp, but has strange protrusions on either side, making it almost look like a rake with prongs on two sides, but without the handle. The hilt forms a shield around the hand, and actually channels energy into the wielder's hand to warn of incoming blows, allowing them to get out of the way before losing an arm. They are still unconnected, but are magnificent, and were obviously designed by a great craftsman.
The cloaked man uses magic to begin the joining process, and charges up for a couple of strengthening enchantments.
Godreaper 1/10
Add-on 1 1/15
Add-on 2 1/15
The Army of Platius coats the Forces of Mordor in anti-creeper, forcing everything left in the army to fight the anti-creeper itself first, or feel it eat them alive. The THOR routes power from its weapons to its shields to lower attack power and boost defense.
God Cat gives the Godmodder puss-in-boots-eyes but does so 10 times cuter. Then he savagely fillets the Terror Enderdragon alive. He then goes back to teleporting around randomly, creeping people out with his bright green glow-in-the-dark eyes.
(just describing God Cat's next attack for fun, if he/she (I don't actually know) doesn't do it, then the cloaked man dons the Coronal Claws and does the attack part instead of what he was going to do)
The cloaked man continues his onslaught on the Forces of Mordor with renewed vigor! He then teleports around Sauron so fast that he's gone before you can notice him (with any senses, even magical ones, I'm looking at you spidey). He then appears in front of Sauron and kicks him in the face before Sauron realizes he's actually there! (I wasn't sure how careful I should be, so I tried to do something I would try on the Godmodder)
After everything, he summons all the rings in the world to him, and casts them into the Furthest Ring, or maybe the void, or maybe just some unknown place in the nether, whatever works.
Before I forget: if the most complex alchemy I've ever done can be finished, I charge it by 1.
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Pherix: Flame Crash against the Army of Darkness
Watson: Steam blast (light AOE) against the Shadow Undead.
Servos: |N|E|N| Ready for combo attack
LeiShi: Tremor (AOE) against the Shadow Undead. Chi: 90
All the extras: Attack the Army of Darkness
Arthur: a scattering of lights shoot out and arc between the Shadow Undead.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@fseftr: +12 strength! Girdle Test finished!
@Netpatham: Yes. STICKY pistons generate in jungle temples, but not normal pistons. And, that wasn't what I was think of, but I'll accept that. What I was thinking of was this: You can make 5 spruce planks into a boat and then crash the boat into some land. It will break into 2 sticks and 3 oak planks. And by the way, the answer for the last question is 22 I believe. Thats if you get a crit on a wither while wielding a smite V diamond sword and with strength II.
With one last yank, the chain locks into its maximum length. Wilson tumbles backwards and lies on the ground, panting. Hah... hah... we... hah... did it... He gets up and shakes himself off. I feel... hah... a little stronger... Thank you... Wilson's confidence strengthens your entity's attack power!
You answer the last question and finish the test. Wilson looks over to you, looking proud. I always... hah... loved scoring high on that... Wilson's wit has a chance to shift type match ups in your favor!
2 tests remain... The SPACE KRACKEN deals 9 damage to the Shard. The Evil Snowman builds up yet more snow fort. How are you planning on taking that with you? The shard of pain attacks the SPACE KRACKEN, it would have dealt a boosted 30 damage, but Wilson reduces it to a normally effective attack, so it deals 20 damage instead. Better eat some of your friends quick...
Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 175/200 HP - Action: 3
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.
Allied Line: (+40% power! Critical match ups chance!)
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 7/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 34 HP - Action: 2 (fseftr's) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
Page 4 I found the escaped subject in, of all places, my office. It was studying my brewing stand. Interested, I watched from the doorway. I had left an awkward potion in it, and the subject was trying to learn how to add an ingredient. It eventually grabbed the first item it found on my desk, a cookie, and placed it in the top, brewing a strange potion. The subject was ecstatic, grabbed the potion out of the stand, and fumbled with the cork. It eventually opened the potion and spilled some of the contents over my desk. It then started lapping the substance up. I realized what was going to happen and moved in to stop it, but it grabbed the bottle and ran to the back of my room with its treasure.
End of page 4. There's more left of the book...
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left. - Splash Healing Potion: restores 10 HP to an entity. 1 use. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E R
Insert, I actively try not to spontaneously hijack the narrative, which is the reason why I get frustrated when twin flips out at me over things I've already gone through in my mind to make sure they didn't cause the very problems twin is berating me about.
I would also like to point out that you can't break his alchemies when he doesn't have them out, and additionally, he shoved you off a cliff when you attempted that.
@net: Maybe, if first you'll explain to me how you managed to sneak sensors in past the god of infinity's anti-spy shielding. Engie has an excuse just because of the raw overpoweredness of his character. No one else outside of the fourth wall is aware of the events taking place there yet.
@twin/tazz. I suppose he's making a valid point, if your response requires more than a paragraph length twin, we should probably move it to the forge thread.
I finish the oblivion sickle.
2/? for order scepter
5/6 for the red chainer
Insert shoots up to the strife on the MC Freedom, but as plot logistics are still being worked out, we need to hold on to that for a second.
But as for your attack, piono whirls around and expends some of his elemental energy and slams you into the deck with a gust of wind. No alchemies used, just his soulbond gifted powers.
Tazz arrives and pours mount doom lava on Sauron, dealing 5000 damage before Sauron just moves out of it. Tazz brings down his massive attack on Sauron, who moves to block, but still takes a nasty 10000 damage, but Tazz takes a faceful of mace.
Don't worry twin, I won't require you to run it, I think I can handle it myself (which I probably should, considering this stupid thing starts with 23 entities if I can convince you. 14 otherwise. Wouldn't be fair to you.)
wallpost:
Eric nods, and reaches out and shakes Erelye's hand. Seems kind of silly saying it here, but welcome to the organization. You're the fifth member.
((Waitin on serpent, once she replies ye or nay I'll have the whole conversation that will cue aegis for his entrance and we'll finish up this role play bit))
EDIT:Twinja! The Twinja stealthily attacks a target in the Terror Army!
(Now back to your regularly scheduled Massive Army Battle post.)
The Army, last turn, auto-attacked the closest targets to the ones it attacked the turn before that turn, by type similarity and proximity, and only PG forces.
Anywho, now that's cleared up.
>>Omega-2: Greater Teleport to the point at which the most PGs would be damaged by an AoE attack, then Legendary^3 Arcane Explosion. Greater Teleport out.
>>Thaumium-1: Switch casting modes to Ars Magicka, then Projectile+Dig a whole lot of blocks out from under the most ground-bound PG army. This is about...Oh, several thousand projectiles, because each cast point (100x cast points per ship) is a separate caster... Switch back to normal casting.
>>Thaumium-2: Legendary^2 Gravity Well the falling army.
>>Thaumechanical Constructs: Legendary Chain Lightning a hostile force that is easily shocked. Hahaha.
>>Castcannons: Legendary Frostbolt Volley the Terror Army, especially the Blazes.
>>HEXbot 1.0 models: Utilize Point N'Flings to pull the army that just was dropped a long distance up to maximum y-value, then drop them.
>>Thaumic Battlebots: Greater Chaos Blast the Terror Army.
>>Drones: Lesser Arcane Missiles targets in the Terror Army.
>>The AI God receives a message...
>>"Hello. How are you? How about an alliance and/or a radical merger?"
==Minecraft Avatar==
Launch a Cruz Missile at the Strongmann machine. Mr. Cruz appears and hits the machine out of the park.
Use Chaos Strike Lvl 10 Absolution on the Strongmann machine.
Then drop it in the giant hole the army has made/will make.
But in my dreams. I am the Twinja. It's me. And I am the one who conjures my dreams into reality through this terminal and this pen. Which makes my dreams indisputable fact! So I am whoever I want to be. And that will never stop being a thing. Yeah, I'll just finish up this weird existential paragraph right now.
I said I was editing it. Means I'm probably editing it. I don't like getting ninja'd Twin.
1(x2) to Talist
38/50 Misc...
38/50 Upgrade..
10/10x7 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
11/11 The Tide's Fist
11/11 Beware the Earth
Beware the Earth AND The Tide's Fist AND Zeus' Ire = The Pantheon
I don't like when people make placeholders.
THE TIDE'S FIST: Rumored to be the hand of Poseidon himself, and a physical manifestation of his will. Forged from sea foam, three claws can extend from out of it to form a trident. The middle blade is the longest and sharpest.
Beware the Earth && The Tide's Fist && Zeus' Ire = The Pantheon (Level 20: 1/21)
On an unrelated note: aegis is correct, he was merely posting, then going back and editing immediately so that he was niether ninja'd nor cheap-shotted by the editor, me and several others do the same thing.
4/6 for the Oblivion Sickle (just so you know, oblivion is also a separate element (confusing huh?) not to mention scythes and sickles are too completely different things. Normally that would just be pedantics but it sort of messes up my alchemy chain because I already spent an hour trying to figure out items for all the different alchemies to be.)
I finish Justice's Staff
3/6 for the red chainer
Vriska's army moves into to wipe out the forces of mordor.
Well, Aegis only posted something along the lines of "editing later". When you do stuff like this, you put your actions in first and words later. THAT'S okay, since you're actually posting something of value. When you put stuff like "editing later", then I have an issue with it.
Fixed.
JUSTICE'S STAFF: A scepter imbued with a sense of order and law. It is colored in bright red.
-Over the HMAS Victor intercom, in one particular section of ship, from one particular speaker...-
>>Ahem. You do realize you didn't show your identification yet, sir? Just a friendly reminder. Don't worry about me, I'll be out of here in a second, just wanted to pop in and all that...*meanwhile HEX has been downloading all the schematics* ">> is no longer connected to the network."
If the Strongmann machine died last turn, all my attacks this turn are aimed at the Terror Army, by the way.
I murderize the Terror Army with all my guns, in full-auto modes, in a hastily-fabricated turret of sorts. It fires all the modes of all the guns I have at things I point it at. I used Omega-2's fabrication center for this, so it won't just fall apart randomly.
I then use Elemental lvl. 10 Devastator on a convenient target in the Terror Army.
I slice some Terror into salami with the Enderdragon Scythe.
You probably should have specified that last post.
A new Warrior has Joined the battle against the Godmodder he pulls out Iphone and plays top 10 annoying songs on 10hr mixes in hopes to confuse godmodder
The Godmodder slides his "Music Volume" setting down to 0%.
Terribly sorry about posting before you finish the EoTB, but I have to go do something that may take an hour or so.
Fill 'Em With Midnight 3/11
+1 to Leon and Leon.
Join you, mister Maniac? Ha. I am afraid I would rather suffer the consequences, however dire they may be, or otherwise.
I step over to the Origin Wither once more. This time, I pull out a single bottle of ink. Then, I uncork said bottle, and the ink immediately levitates into the air, a violet psionic aura shimmering around it. The ink swirls about in the air, as if it were a living being. Alas. I have not yet formulated a device or solution with the capability to generate any form of life. Anyways, the ink begins to spin more and more swiftly, small flecks of it leaving psionic control, and spewing about. Eventually, air resistance kicks into effect, thus creating friction. Still, my will persists, dragging the ink streams around. The ink heats up even more; within a few dozen seconds, the ink becomes superheated, and begins to emit small ink embers occasionally. I make a... rather odd gesture, followed by digging my foot into the ground slightly, and the ink springs into motion. The tendrils of molten ink, thrashing about as a man suffering a seizure might, lunge towards the Origin Wither, spewing forth faintly iridescent embers and little specks of deep mauve psionic energy. Just before the stuff hits the Origin Wither, I leap into action, flash-stepping directly behind the Origin Wither. I pull out The Spellbinder, and write 'Stolida Quodam Motu'. Suddenly, the ink streams, currently moving at near the speed of sound, stop right in front of the Origin Wither; the resulting inertia may blow the Wither back. Then, I streak the wandlike apparatus forward, and the bolt of superheated ink resumes the path it was originally on, striking the Origin Wither. As the ink splatters upon the creature, the violet energy seeps into it. I flick The Spellbinder downwards, and the Origin Wither slams into the ground, the psionic power triggering the evaporation of a small bit of the creature into Flux Gas. The highly toxic vapor floods the throat of the Origin Wither, whether it breathes or not. I put The Spellbinder and the bottle away.
A few more leprechauns peer into the room. One with a blue hat, and one with an orchid hat. You bludgeon the blue-hatted one to death with your horse hitcher, and the other runs off in a hyperactive jig. Afterwards, a leprechaun with a red hat comes over to you wielding a crowbar. You knock him clean unconscious, and steal his Crowbar. Then, a person far taller than a leprechaun, clad in black clothes radiating cosmic energy and a wide-brimmed black hat, steps over the bodies to you. You look at her. She looks familiar, but you cannot quite place who she is. Obviously a Dersite Carapacian. 8? Hold on. This... this is...
Oh dear. How? Hold on... of course. She was a stowaway on your ship to your exile on V2, was she not? You hate this... this... Snowman beyond human comprehension. A human, for future reference, is a mythical pink creature akin to an orangutan without hair. Yes, I know. Very abnormal.
Anyways, the two of you glare at each other as two archenemies would. Slowly, you walk towards her, Crowbar in hand...
=CHARGE=
-30 / 30- The Wall -> EXECUTE.
-2 / 15- MCR: Summon Chair-God
+2 to Modpack
=SUMMON=
A voodoo doll somewhere falls into a pool of lava...
"The Wall of Flesh has awoken!"
[AG] Wall of Flesh
HP: 100,000
Attacks:
Eyeburst: Fires several lasers, dealing 2,000 x (d6) damage.
Chomp: Bites a target, dealing 8,000 damage and inflicting poison.
Passive: Guardian. Protects the Chair-Legion.
=ACTION=
I use PROVIDENCE'S TOPPER on K4yne's army.
=COMMAND=
The Chair-Legion will target K4yne's army.
The Wall of Flesh will use Chomp on K4yne's army.
MCR will use Chair-Pulse on K4yne's army, Sauron's army and The Relic.
MCR'S Splinter Launchers activate, and shoot at K4yne's army. (TOTAL ENERGY COST: 2)
Wall of Flesh added! For a massive battle of armies, there sure are a lot of regular entities.
Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader.(Warp Ring Gate, 3/?)
Hrm...The Man Ender needs an upgrade. Hopefully this is OK. The Man Ender && (Divine Sheet || Grandfather Clock) (???,1/?)
I transform back into a human Minecraftian and decide to just keep focusing on the Godmodder's Army again with the STRONGMANN MACHINE taken care of. I order the Grand Ranch Cannons to switch their ammo from SHORT to LONG.
I then pull out the Sacred Sword and get to work on the Terrors as well, joining my group in the thick of it. No fancy flavor text this time, just me, an awesome sword, and as many Terrors as I can slay. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
CHAOTIC OCTET: A set of eight emerald D8s that are imbued with a purple dark energy. They harbor the power of Chaos Emeralds.
Let's see what Divine Sheet || Grandfather Clock is first:
Divine Sheet || Grandfather Clock = The Green Clock (Level 30: 1/31)
Looks like it's Doc Scratch's clock. Huh. With that in mind...
The Man Ender && The Green Clock = Deudly Magnum (Level 100: 1/101)
Overworld: Holy balls I am bad at directing an army. Okay. I'll go Trolldier on the Relic, have my army target the Godmodder's Army.
Wilson's Dreamscape: It's a trick question. Snow blocks generate in Ice Peak biomes, pistons generate in Dungeon Temples, and wool generates in Desert Temples, albeit orange and blue wool.
4th Wall: "Very well." I take the comm device and flash-step out, dropping it off before returning the drone to storage.
Blue's Tour: "Excuse me a moment. I think I heard someone cry for security. A familiar voice. Also, for some reason, I can't detect the ship AI, and there is a strong Lawful Neutral presence all over the place. So, y'know. Police." I say, flash-stepping to Blue and accidentally telefragging an unfortunate officer.
"Oops. I appear to have killed someone. I hope they weren't important. Unless they were part of a Police force. I don't get along well with those people. Now then. What's happening here? For some reason, I see someone that I hold affections for handcuffed, body parts of a police man that I telefragged, and some ***** with a sword. I'd like to know what the situation is..."
I pull out a Pomson 9000, aim at the detective, and prepare to fire.
"...before the morgue have to cavity search you for your own spine."
You quickly log onto TF2 and torrent your items over to Minecraft... You equip the Rocket Jumper, Gunboats, and the Market Gardener... Perfect. You load up your Rocket Jumper and preform trick jumps all across the Battlefield, surveying the Massive Battle of Armies going on. It's complete chaos... You head over to the Relic and quickly switch to your Market Gardener as you descend onto it! You bash its head in with the shovel for massive damage! The Relic crackles with excess amounts of electrical lightning, shudders, and explodes! Relic killed!
I slam the Origin Wither into a group of Terrors repeatedly with telekinetic ability. Then, I slip The White Ring on my finger, and utilize the elemental power within to drown as many Terrors as possible with large portions of water I summoned with my mind.
Of course, the Doc is drowned out by the silence. The two of you, as you have now realize that she is your 'wise and just ruler,' have discarded your weapons, cigarette holder and crowbar. You engage in revolting hatesnogging.
Oh my. Oh my, oh my, oh my. This will not do at all.
...
Allow me to placate these interrupters.
Scratch removes the Queen from your presence.
The Godmodder quickly separates the Origin Wither and the Terrors before any real damage can be done!
The White Ring surrounds you with elemental power... You float in the air and deal 10,000 damage to a Terror Wither with the water! (The Terror Guardians aren't affected since they're aquatic.)
Just curious, how much damage did this combo (Manpower, Chaos Controll, Nucelar Crystallow (5))? Or would have if the damage was higher than the remaining hps?
Nuclear Crystalbow > Fine = Nuclear Elementalbow (Level 7: 4/8) (4 because i count all my posts, even those where i forgot to mention that i continue to work on it, if thats okay.)
Multi-Powersuit 43/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 3)
Still being super, i jump onto the relic and rip pieces out of it with my BARE HANDS. Then i bury it by hammering the ground with Malleo Dei, ripping open the ground under the relic.
Nuclear Crystalbow > Fine = Nuclear Elementalbow (Level 7: 5/8)
Glockenspiel Bell || Crystalline Torch = Cystalline Bell 1/?
Multi-Powersuit 43/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Screaming Alloy 1/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 4)
I continue ravaging the relic!
Jack, while I have invited you here to better perceive the skills of your numerous enemies, romantic impropriety of the most disgusting kind should be kept to a minimum. Please try to keep this in mind.
You have just lit a match, and dropped it onto the gasoline-stained flooring by 'accident.' I believe a facepalm times zero combination would be in order in this particular occasion, but I shall not.
Luckily, the sprinklers come on and douse the flames.
So, you take a few more matches, light them, and toss them on the floor; they do not cause any worthwhile damage. From here, you grab the Crowbar, and smash the nearest things you can find. A table, the wall, an expensive-looking painting, and a chair. You narrowly miss a violet vesperium laptop that appears to have the Tengwar symbol for the stem ER on it.
Jack, I can tolerate many things from a disruptive guest. Curt manners, atrocious candy bowl etiquette, murdering the help, egregious womanizing, and repeated casual arson.
Scratch goes over to a closet, pulls out a Discipline Broom, and returns.
But it is the near-destruction of another welcome guest's possessions where I must draw the line. I'm afraid I must now
> [o] SKULL.
You feel a searing heat in your face as the broom strikes your face.
> [o] BURN.
A green aura about the Doc, he slams the broom into your face once more at such a trajectory that the blow knocks out three of your teeth.
> [o] And so on.
(Of course, that referred to the SkULL. burn tick tock Heh. code that young master Erelye used to create the V2 Doc Scratch. Anyways, the Doc snaps the broom by way of smacking you over the head with it.
I thought I could rely on you of all people, Jack,
He uppercuts you through a nearby window and onto a large manor.
to fire this single shot, and do what it is you do best.
He pulls a very deadly magnum out of the holster it was contained by, and points it at you, slowly spinning it around to face his head.
The Army of Platius finally makes a move, and that move is on the Godmodders's Army. (remember, the THOR actually acts as a high power unit that provides covering fire on the rest of the army)
Deicium: an extremely rare metal, found only on one planet that can not be accessed by anyone excepting its god; the metal is extraordinarily light and strong, surpassing any known metal, it is known for its ability to channel magic (it resists thaumcraft magic a little for some unknown reason). It was named for its ability to harm gods.
i: 50/50 <-- Not enough time and internet is on the fritz
iii: 20/50 +1 self
iv: 10/50 +1 self
v: 2/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Pick up strange device, consult TP and Talist.
Leonstar1: STAR SIGN: Zodiac - Libra Target Erelye
Erelye's next action crits as he is suddenly surrounded with an aura of incredible luck.
I then force the Death Army to bask in heavenly light.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 1/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
Come on noobs, focus on the terror withers! You can do better than 10,000 damage that...doesn't even look like it reduced the wither's health... I give the noobs a rallying cry, in an attempt to slightly strengthen their attack this turn.
Oh, whoops. Fixed.
The Noob Army's attack this turn mini-crits! The reason it didn't do much damage before was because only some of the army attacked it, AND it has high defense...
Sigh. Freaking Piono and his stupid Narrative-commandeering roleplay. I dexide to start the Crusade against Piono. I quickly slot the Scratcher into my Alchemy Alteration Field, appearify the Roleplay Slayer's Halberd, pass it through the Field and combine it with the Crowbar, creating THE REVENGE OF THE DOWNTRODDEN. I then PCHOOOOO up to the ship and attempt to strike down Piono with all of my anger. If he attempts to block I point out that the Crowbar 8roke his alchemies.
I also use Drillgenerigorg and the Unbreakable Katana on Death, and target a PG army or entity with my own.
Minigun && Fluorite Octet 4/9
This could be interesting...
But what would the Scratcher to do the Alteration Field? Regardless of whatever that would accomplish, you successfully create the Revenge of the Downtrodden and aggress Piono on the MC Freedom; except for the fact that since there's this whole debacle over the Homestuck cast, that strife is being postponed for now!
Adamantium Door || Fear No Anvil. (Hephaetus's Gate, 6/11)
Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader.(Warp Ring Gate, 4/7)
The Man Ender && (Divine Sheet || Grandfather Clock) (???,2/?)
I make a quick pit stop at the GodCraft equivalent of MOUNT DOOM, obtaining a BUCKET OF MOUNT DOOM LAVA from it, come back to the Battlefield and dump the contents on SAURON. If no GodCraft equivalent of MOUNT DOOM exists, I get the lava bucket from the ALCHEMITER instead.
You quickly fly to the SHRINE OF 2B2T, a gigantic volcano built by all the anarchists of this server (of which there are several.) Built with whatever materials the players can find, like dirt and cobblestone, its peak has lied dormant for the entire year this server has been online. A pool of lava rests inside, but it will not burst for quite some time. Since you can't attack Sauron right now, you note the volcano's location for future reference.
16/50 The Queen
8/25 Health Care Package
7/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Burning through the Chair Legion with Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: I use the Broken Halo to make my army krit this round (if it was what the Halo does)
"Come on! Step it up!""
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 11%
2 Hoverchairs killed!
The Broken Halo makes your attacks minicrit, not your army's!
Hm. Guess piono isn't replying for a while Whatever.
I use JEFFING AWESOME and my Ahab's Boxcars on Death.
I attempt to fashion a piono pin for the Voodoo Doll, then politely ask Ire to throw the 6 ball specifically down so I can figure out how Die's doll works.
I deal 2 DAMAGE to every entity in piono's army!
Minigun && Fluorite Octet (Fluorite Minidicegun) (Level 8 5/9)
Crowbar >=Alchemy Alteration Field=< Because it kind of acts like a >==< thing? Whatever.
You would probably need Die's help to create a pin for his doll. I assume it requires complicated temporal logistics and a pinch of anachronistic shenanigans.
That trick won't work anymore, now that piono's troops all have thousands of HP!
Crowbar >= Alchemy Alteration Field =< perfectly generic crowbar of zillyjuj
PERFECTLY GENERIC CROWBAR OF ZILLYJUJ: A horrific amalgamation of trickster power, genericness, and .jpeg, all condensed in the form of a crowbar. Highly unstable due to the mixture of all three powers, as well as its inherent juju antics.
(This upgrade will make the alchemy's result name be perfectly generic, give it a zillysuffix, and make it all lowercase and Sans'd.)
I'm going to make being Sans'd a thing. How does that sound?
I do a little dance on the head of a terror wither, while inquiring when I'll be able to target the terror enderdragon. I also whip out Forge's Light and do an ordinary LONG DIVISION!
The Terror Enderdragon can be targeted now, since the majority of the Godmodder's Army is gone!
In the Anachron, the fight is not going at all well, especially since Redeyes took a hit from a Quantum Lash and had to jump out and regen...
/wallpost?
Redeyes impacts the Fourth wall halfway through a Tesseract jump, generating a blast on the order of a WW2 nuke, bounces backwards, and lands about a hundred meters from the little group... The trench his body left is painted with blood and twisted metal.
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The Children are down to about three thousand, many wounded, but the Demimech has lost shields and is nearly out of ammunition... Again, both sides back off to rethink.
I slap the strongmann machine. So hard, it cries. The shame from crying makes it ashamed, making it cry more. And the shame from that crying makes it cry even more. And more. And more. And more.
Adamantium Door || Fear No Anvil. (Hephaetus's Gate, 7/11)
Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader.(Warp Ring Gate, 5/7)
The Man Ender && (Divine Sheet || Grandfather Clock) (???,3/?)
I use Smashform again, this time going for a form of three Pikachu (64, Melee and Brawl) and Brawl Ike, making me look kind of like if Ike was a Pikachu with blue goggles. I then perform AETHER with the FEAR NO ANVIL on SAURON, using THUNDER on the way down for additional damage.
15/15 Hilt Reforged
15/15 Blade Reforged
+2 to Erelye
@Erelye: You should probably just assume from now on that every post I make I'm going to give you at least one charge.
The hilt and blade are forged anew. Rather than shine, they are truly black, all light is absorbed into the metal, creating a silhouette of the sword, rather than the sword actually being visible. The blade is long and sharp, but has strange protrusions on either side, making it almost look like a rake with prongs on two sides, but without the handle. The hilt forms a shield around the hand, and actually channels energy into the wielder's hand to warn of incoming blows, allowing them to get out of the way before losing an arm. They are still unconnected, but are magnificent, and were obviously designed by a great craftsman.
The cloaked man uses magic to begin the joining process, and charges up for a couple of strengthening enchantments.
Godreaper 1/10
Add-on 1 1/15
Add-on 2 1/15
The Army of Platius coats the Forces of Mordor in anti-creeper, forcing everything left in the army to fight the anti-creeper itself first, or feel it eat them alive. The THOR routes power from its weapons to its shields to lower attack power and boost defense.
God Cat gives the Godmodder puss-in-boots-eyes but does so 10 times cuter. Then he savagely fillets the Terror Enderdragon alive. He then goes back to teleporting around randomly, creeping people out with his bright green glow-in-the-dark eyes.
(just describing God Cat's next attack for fun, if he/she (I don't actually know) doesn't do it, then the cloaked man dons the Coronal Claws and does the attack part instead of what he was going to do)
The cloaked man continues his onslaught on the Forces of Mordor with renewed vigor! He then teleports around Sauron so fast that he's gone before you can notice him (with any senses, even magical ones, I'm looking at you spidey). He then appears in front of Sauron and kicks him in the face before Sauron realizes he's actually there! (I wasn't sure how careful I should be, so I tried to do something I would try on the Godmodder)
After everything, he summons all the rings in the world to him, and casts them into the Furthest Ring, or maybe the void, or maybe just some unknown place in the nether, whatever works.
Before I forget: if the most complex alchemy I've ever done can be finished, I charge it by 1.
Pherix: Flame Crash against the Army of Darkness
Watson: Steam blast (light AOE) against the Shadow Undead.
Servos: |N|E|N| Ready for combo attack
LeiShi: Tremor (AOE) against the Shadow Undead. Chi: 90
All the extras: Attack the Army of Darkness
Arthur: a scattering of lights shoot out and arc between the Shadow Undead.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@fseftr: +12 strength! Girdle Test finished!
@Netpatham: Yes. STICKY pistons generate in jungle temples, but not normal pistons. And, that wasn't what I was think of, but I'll accept that. What I was thinking of was this: You can make 5 spruce planks into a boat and then crash the boat into some land. It will break into 2 sticks and 3 oak planks. And by the way, the answer for the last question is 22 I believe. Thats if you get a crit on a wither while wielding a smite V diamond sword and with strength II.
With one last yank, the chain locks into its maximum length. Wilson tumbles backwards and lies on the ground, panting. Hah... hah... we... hah... did it... He gets up and shakes himself off. I feel... hah... a little stronger... Thank you... Wilson's confidence strengthens your entity's attack power!
You answer the last question and finish the test. Wilson looks over to you, looking proud. I always... hah... loved scoring high on that... Wilson's wit has a chance to shift type match ups in your favor!
2 tests remain... The SPACE KRACKEN deals 9 damage to the Shard. The Evil Snowman builds up yet more snow fort. How are you planning on taking that with you? The shard of pain attacks the SPACE KRACKEN, it would have dealt a boosted 30 damage, but Wilson reduces it to a normally effective attack, so it deals 20 damage instead. Better eat some of your friends quick...
Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 175/200 HP - Action: 3
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.
Allied Line: (+40% power! Critical match ups chance!)
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 7/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 34 HP - Action: 2 (fseftr's) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
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I found the escaped subject in, of all places, my office. It was studying my brewing stand. Interested, I watched from the doorway. I had left an awkward potion in it, and the subject was trying to learn how to add an ingredient. It eventually grabbed the first item it found on my desk, a cookie, and placed it in the top, brewing a strange potion. The subject was ecstatic, grabbed the potion out of the stand, and fumbled with the cork. It eventually opened the potion and spilled some of the contents over my desk. It then started lapping the substance up. I realized what was going to happen and moved in to stop it, but it grabbed the bottle and ran to the back of my room with its treasure.
End of page 4. There's more left of the book...
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left. - Splash Healing Potion: restores 10 HP to an entity. 1 use. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
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Insert, I actively try not to spontaneously hijack the narrative, which is the reason why I get frustrated when twin flips out at me over things I've already gone through in my mind to make sure they didn't cause the very problems twin is berating me about.
I would also like to point out that you can't break his alchemies when he doesn't have them out, and additionally, he shoved you off a cliff when you attempted that.
@net: Maybe, if first you'll explain to me how you managed to sneak sensors in past the god of infinity's anti-spy shielding. Engie has an excuse just because of the raw overpoweredness of his character. No one else outside of the fourth wall is aware of the events taking place there yet.
@twin/tazz. I suppose he's making a valid point, if your response requires more than a paragraph length twin, we should probably move it to the forge thread.
I finish the oblivion sickle.
2/? for order scepter
5/6 for the red chainer
Insert shoots up to the strife on the MC Freedom, but as plot logistics are still being worked out, we need to hold on to that for a second.
But as for your attack, piono whirls around and expends some of his elemental energy and slams you into the deck with a gust of wind. No alchemies used, just his soulbond gifted powers.
Tazz arrives and pours mount doom lava on Sauron, dealing 5000 damage before Sauron just moves out of it. Tazz brings down his massive attack on Sauron, who moves to block, but still takes a nasty 10000 damage, but Tazz takes a faceful of mace.
Don't worry twin, I won't require you to run it, I think I can handle it myself (which I probably should, considering this stupid thing starts with 23 entities if I can convince you. 14 otherwise. Wouldn't be fair to you.)
wallpost:
Eric nods, and reaches out and shakes Erelye's hand.
Seems kind of silly saying it here, but welcome to the organization. You're the fifth member.
((Waitin on serpent, once she replies ye or nay I'll have the whole conversation that will cue aegis for his entrance and we'll finish up this role play bit))
SICKLE OF VOID: A sickle as dark as the Void itself. Imbued with its properties; it can corrupt others with the all-encompassing power of the Void and silence others into its realm.
I can handle it! Although we should wait until we can reach an agreement. I'm staying firm on my side of the argument, so we'll have to see about that. I think Tricky, Sauron and Piono should just be added to the deck.
The God Cat gives the Godmodder "puss-in-boots-eyes but does so 10 times cuter"! The Godmodder pats the God Cat on the head and then teleports him away so that he doesn't have to attack his adorable visage. The God Cat then deals 8,000 damage to the Terror Enderdragon!
The Army of Darkness, KOAXM Army, Team Microsoft Cloud Army, and the Forces of Mordor don't target anything! The Control Core Tank kills 2 Terror Guardians! Spiderbite's Army kills 3 Balrogs! Blue's Fleet kills 2 Terror Guardians!
MPV Anachronism deals 15,000 damage to the Origin Wither! The Master Chair Redux uses Chair Pulse, killing 2 Trolldiers and dealing 10,000 damage to a Balrog! The Splinter Launchers kill another Trolldier! This uses up 3 Power overall.
The Perfectly Generic Army kills 2 Balrogs! Ire's Chair Legion kills all remaining Trolldiers! The Crusade of Stal, Smash Army, Void Army, Terragen Civilization, and the Army of Terraria do not target anything! The Noob Army deals a mini-critted 22,500 damage to a Terror Wither, but the recoil damage kills 8 Unarmed Noobs. The Heretic Grayholdium deals an additional 15,000 damage. The Army of Choice deals 20,000 damage to a Terror Guardian! The Omega-2 Battalion kills 2 more! The Homelands kill 10 Shadow Undead! The Obsidian Legion uses Want You Gone on the Army of Darkness, killing 10 more Shadow Undead! The rest of the army kills 5 Ghast Riders! The Army of Platius coats the Forces of Mordor in anti-creeper, killing 2 Balrogs! They will have to fight through the anti-creeper in order to attack... The THOR then re-routes power to its shields, causing all attacks against it next turn to deal 50% less damage, but it loses 50% attack power!
The Godmodder contemplates SCP-044... K4yne, The_Serpent! If you want the thing to stay, sacrifice alchemies for it in order to charge its attacks! If not, vote to decomission it. The Origin Wither deals 30,000 damage to the Shielding of the MPV Anachronism! The Death Army doesn't target anything! The Paradox Inc. Army kill 30 Hoverchairs! The Godmodder's Army kills 20 Automated Fighters! The Godmodder kills all remaining Automated Fighters!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Godmodder's Terror Army!
> AGs: Defeat the Army of Darkness before it can use its special!
> AGs: Defeat the Forces of Mordor! It has a lot of troops.
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat the Army of Darkness before it can use its special!
> PGs: Defeat the Forces of Mordor! It has a lot of troops.
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Terror Army!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
God Cat: [N] HP: 80,000/100,000. Cuteness Overload: III
Army of Darkness: [ManiacMasteR] The Core: Oblivion Cocoon. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: Shadow Demons. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Shadow Tanks. 35,000/35,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Shadow Snipers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x40.) The Calvary: Shadow Engineers: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x19.) Rise: IIIII
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Danmaku Miniguns. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Armor Plating. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Deadly Tops. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x100.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Meme Teamers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: The Farquad Starsquad. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x20.)
Forces of Mordor: [pionoplayer] The Core: Sauron: ???/??? HP. The Monster: Ancalagon the Black: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP. The Fleet: Dragons. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Oliephants. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x150.) The Artillery: Balrogs. 20,000/30,000 HP. (x5.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] The Core: Spiderbite's Guard. ???/??? HP. The Monster: M.C. Freedom. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Multiversal Battleships. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Mecha Platoons. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Wizard Circles. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: ???. The Soldiers: Soldier Platoons. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x500.) The Pawns: Minecraftians. 20/20 HP. (x500,000.)
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Satellite Weapons. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Elite Drones. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x75.)
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x64.) Alchemy Alteration Field: 100,000/100,000 HP.
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Hoverchairs. 4,000/4,000 HP. (x23.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Unarmed Noobs. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x39.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords: 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams: 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (15.) The Pawns: Animated Death Tomes: 1,000/1,000 (x90.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Mad Bombers: 1,000/1,000 (x120.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.) The Cavalry: Devil Cars: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Darknuts: 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Waddle Dees: 1,000/1,000. (x62.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Void Masters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Void Clouds: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x70.)
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] The Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Calvary: Nanotech Beings. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Automated War Vests. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Baseline Humans. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x41.)
Army of Terraria: [jondanger23] The Core: Terrarian Core. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Enraged Planteras. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Normal Planteras. 30,000/30,000. (x15.) The Artillery: Space Dolphins. 10,000/10,000. (x10.) The Calvary: Skeletron Snipers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Skeletron Primes. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Gunsmiths. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 30,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 10,000oC.) MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Servos: NEN), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 100.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages. 2,000/2,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x150.) The Pawns: Nanobots 1/1 HP. (x99,970.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Enderman Warriors. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x125.) The Pawns: Soul Projections. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x120.)
Army of Platius: [zerithos] The Core: The THOR. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Bombers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Towers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x20.) The Soldiers: Drone Armada. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Emitters. 100/100 HP. (x50.)
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 92/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
SCP-044: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: II
Origin Wither: [PG] HP: 261,500/450,000.
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x12.) The Calvary: Soul Hunters: 7,000/7,000. (x96.) The Soldiers: Angered Spirits: 5,000/5,000 (x71.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Badass Crimson Lance Engineers: 60,000/60,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Ghast Riders. 5,000/5,000. (x133.)
Godmodder's Army: [Godmodder] The Core: Terror Enderdragon. 492,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Terror Withers. 142,500/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Terror Guardians. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x2.)
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EDITl: TWIN'JAD I guess it doesn't really matter though.
I'm not sure if I needed to PM you first to join the wallposting or not, but since my character happened to create a very special form of magic in a special thing that Twin agreed to let exist unless I misunderstood him, I thought this gift might prove useful.
I'm going to change the color of the text a little bit for the sake of legibility, I hadn't decided on a color when I gave Serpent her gift.
/wallpost
A silhouette of a man appears on wherever the wallposts are taking place (sorry I haven't been paying enough attention to this, but I think it's on the Fourth Wall). The silhouette is tall and thin, and has no weapon. He points to Eric( whoever pionoplayer is using in the wallposts, once again I haven't paid enough attention, sorry) and says,
HELLO. MY NaME IS COGITO. YOU aRE GOING INTO a FIGHT, YES? REGaRDLESS, I HaVE A GIFT. LONG aGO I CREaTED a UNIQUE DISCIPLINE OF MaGIC. THaT MAGIC WaS RESOLUTION MaGIC. THOSE WHO USED IT COULD MaNIPULaTE THE ENRGY IN PaRaDOXES, aND aCTUaLLY ROB PaRaDOXES OF aLL THEIR POWER, CaUSING THEM TO RESOLVE THEMSELVES. OF COURSE, I WILL ONLY TEaCH IT TO YOU IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO USE IT ON PaRaDOXES THaT CREaTE SOMETHING GOOD, OR SOMETHING IMPORTaNT, SUCH aS THaT HaTEFUL PUPPET, aS VILE aS IT IS. I FORMED a SCHOOL TO TEaCH THIS MaGIC, THE SCHOOL WaS CaLLED THE BRIGHT CIRCUS. I'M SURE YOU CaN GUESS THaT I FORMED IT IN RESPONSE TO THE DaRK CaRNIVaL. YOU'VE PROBaBLY NEVER HEaRD OF THE SCHOOL THOUGH, aND THaT IS BECaUSE ITS UNIVERSE WaS SCRaTCHED. I CaN NOT aSSIST YOU aNY FURTHER IN YOUR BUSINESS THaN THIS, DO YOU aCCEPT MY OFFER?
I absorb my laptop and it's software into my body. I head into battle and confront the Terror Wither's directly, attempting to cut them in half. My army below, and above, begins to glass the Godmodder's army through super-heated lasers and miniature nukes.
Terragen City: 8/10
Excessive Amount of Rockets on a Planet: 2/10
I also use Drillgenerigorg and the Unbreakable Katana on Death, and target a PG army or entity with my own.
Minigun && Fluorite Octet 4/9
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LAYER X (entity): 50/50 (READY)
???: 50/50 (READY)
I attack a random pg.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader. (Warp Ring Gate, 4/7)
The Man Ender && (Divine Sheet || Grandfather Clock) (???, 2/?)
I make a quick pit stop at the GodCraft equivalent of MOUNT DOOM, obtaining a BUCKET OF MOUNT DOOM LAVA from it, come back to the Battlefield and dump the contents on SAURON. If no GodCraft equivalent of MOUNT DOOM exists, I get the lava bucket from the ALCHEMITER instead.
8/25 Health Care Package
7/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Burning through the Chair Legion with Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: I use the Broken Halo to make my army krit this round (if it was what the Halo does)
"Come on! Step it up!""
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 11%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I use JEFFING AWESOME and my Ahab's Boxcars on Death.
I attempt to fashion a piono pin for the Voodoo Doll, then politely ask Ire to throw the 6 ball specifically down so I can figure out how Die's doll works.
I deal 2 DAMAGE to every entity in piono's army!
Minigun && Fluorite Octet (Fluorite Minidicegun) (Level 8 5/9)
Crowbar >=Alchemy Alteration Field=< Because it kind of acts like a >==< thing? Whatever.
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Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Ultramarine Godmodder's Army
Blue's Fleet: Attack Godmodder's Army
HMAS Victor: Mini-IC Godmodder's Army
Fseftr:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
-Blue's Tour-
(Netpatham, Blue recognized the detective, so frankly, asking for ID would be a waste of everyone's time. Also, nice try, but for security reasons, the AI is the only way to access files. You may be able to out-hack it or whatever, but it's down right now.)
The detective motions to the drone, and a dozen officers begin firing their laser rifles at it. Blue takes opportunity of this moment to whisper one of the spells her grandfather had taught her in her childhood. A dull glows appears around the handcuffs, and they come loose. She re-activates her shields and takes out Ultramarine.
I'm lucky I said that right.
I haven't used a spell in years.
Blue looks around and sees the drone ready to shoot the detective. She hears engie ask him what the situation is, and decides to interject.
First of all, thank you.
You saved me from having to destroy a prison planet.
That would've been a needless loss of life.
Don't make him answer that, I'll do it.
I don't want to be here for an hour.
The galactic police have been after me for the past several years.
Generally, large bribes deal with their investigations.
But the detective here is independently wealthy.
And I've fallen behind on bribing judges.
Don't shoot him, not that it would hit him, mind you.
I quite enjoy our little rivalry.
His investigations are always a nice distraction.
The officers on the other hand...
I won't protest whatever you choose to do.
Unless you choose to let them arrest me, I guess.
Detective, I might suggest dropping that weapon.
/wallpost?
Redeyes impacts the Fourth wall halfway through a Tesseract jump, generating a blast on the order of a WW2 nuke, bounces backwards, and lands about a hundred meters from the little group... The trench his body left is painted with blood and twisted metal.
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The Children are down to about three thousand, many wounded, but the Demimech has lost shields and is nearly out of ammunition... Again, both sides back off to rethink.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
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Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader. (Warp Ring Gate, 5/7)
The Man Ender && (Divine Sheet || Grandfather Clock) (???, 3/?)
I use Smashform again, this time going for a form of three Pikachu (64, Melee and Brawl) and Brawl Ike, making me look kind of like if Ike was a Pikachu with blue goggles. I then perform AETHER with the FEAR NO ANVIL on SAURON, using THUNDER on the way down for additional damage.
I make a few angry spirits happy, killing them!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
15/15 Blade Reforged
+2 to Erelye
@Erelye: You should probably just assume from now on that every post I make I'm going to give you at least one charge.
The hilt and blade are forged anew. Rather than shine, they are truly black, all light is absorbed into the metal, creating a silhouette of the sword, rather than the sword actually being visible. The blade is long and sharp, but has strange protrusions on either side, making it almost look like a rake with prongs on two sides, but without the handle. The hilt forms a shield around the hand, and actually channels energy into the wielder's hand to warn of incoming blows, allowing them to get out of the way before losing an arm. They are still unconnected, but are magnificent, and were obviously designed by a great craftsman.
The cloaked man uses magic to begin the joining process, and charges up for a couple of strengthening enchantments.
Godreaper 1/10
Add-on 1 1/15
Add-on 2 1/15
The Army of Platius coats the Forces of Mordor in anti-creeper, forcing everything left in the army to fight the anti-creeper itself first, or feel it eat them alive. The THOR routes power from its weapons to its shields to lower attack power and boost defense.
God Cat gives the Godmodder puss-in-boots-eyes but does so 10 times cuter. Then he savagely fillets the Terror Enderdragon alive. He then goes back to teleporting around randomly, creeping people out with his bright green glow-in-the-dark eyes.
(just describing God Cat's next attack for fun, if he/she (I don't actually know) doesn't do it, then the cloaked man dons the Coronal Claws and does the attack part instead of what he was going to do)
The cloaked man continues his onslaught on the Forces of Mordor with renewed vigor! He then teleports around Sauron so fast that he's gone before you can notice him (with any senses, even magical ones, I'm looking at you spidey). He then appears in front of Sauron and kicks him in the face before Sauron realizes he's actually there! (I wasn't sure how careful I should be, so I tried to do something I would try on the Godmodder)
After everything, he summons all the rings in the world to him, and casts them into the Furthest Ring, or maybe the void, or maybe just some unknown place in the nether, whatever works.
Before I forget: if the most complex alchemy I've ever done can be finished, I charge it by 1.
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
Watson: Steam blast (light AOE) against the Shadow Undead.
Servos: |N|E|N| Ready for combo attack
LeiShi: Tremor (AOE) against the Shadow Undead. Chi: 90
All the extras: Attack the Army of Darkness
Arthur: a scattering of lights shoot out and arc between the Shadow Undead.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@fseftr: +12 strength! Girdle Test finished!
@Netpatham: Yes. STICKY pistons generate in jungle temples, but not normal pistons. And, that wasn't what I was think of, but I'll accept that. What I was thinking of was this: You can make 5 spruce planks into a boat and then crash the boat into some land. It will break into 2 sticks and 3 oak planks. And by the way, the answer for the last question is 22 I believe. Thats if you get a crit on a wither while wielding a smite V diamond sword and with strength II.
With one last yank, the chain locks into its maximum length. Wilson tumbles backwards and lies on the ground, panting. Hah... hah... we... hah... did it... He gets up and shakes himself off. I feel... hah... a little stronger... Thank you... Wilson's confidence strengthens your entity's attack power!
You answer the last question and finish the test. Wilson looks over to you, looking proud. I always... hah... loved scoring high on that... Wilson's wit has a chance to shift type match ups in your favor!
2 tests remain... The SPACE KRACKEN deals 9 damage to the Shard. The Evil Snowman builds up yet more snow fort. How are you planning on taking that with you? The shard of pain attacks the SPACE KRACKEN, it would have dealt a boosted 30 damage, but Wilson reduces it to a normally effective attack, so it deals 20 damage instead. Better eat some of your friends quick...
Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 175/200 HP - Action: 3
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.
Memory Test: unused
Maze Test: unused
Girdle Test: DONE
Computer Test: DONE
Allied Line: (+40% power! Critical match ups chance!)
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 7/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's)
Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 34 HP - Action: 2 (fseftr's)
Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
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I found the escaped subject in, of all places, my office. It was studying my brewing stand. Interested, I watched from the doorway. I had left an awkward potion in it, and the subject was trying to learn how to add an ingredient. It eventually grabbed the first item it found on my desk, a cookie, and placed it in the top, brewing a strange potion. The subject was ecstatic, grabbed the potion out of the stand, and fumbled with the cork. It eventually opened the potion and spilled some of the contents over my desk. It then started lapping the substance up. I realized what was going to happen and moved in to stop it, but it grabbed the bottle and ran to the back of my room with its treasure.
End of page 4. There's more left of the book...
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left. - Splash Healing Potion: restores 10 HP to an entity. 1 use. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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I attempt to recruit the Godmodder in my fight against Piono.
Fluorite Minidicegun 6/9
Talistquest: I summon the following entity (grand metal gem): Mecha 20 HP Turns enemy into a ship if killed by fire. Meh: Deals 20 damage to an enemy.
\/ Quick note, piono, you can't really summon John, since he already appeared(and even technically got counted as a player.)(probably)
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I would also like to point out that you can't break his alchemies when he doesn't have them out, and additionally, he shoved you off a cliff when you attempted that.
@net: Maybe, if first you'll explain to me how you managed to sneak sensors in past the god of infinity's anti-spy shielding. Engie has an excuse just because of the raw overpoweredness of his character. No one else outside of the fourth wall is aware of the events taking place there yet.
@twin/tazz. I suppose he's making a valid point, if your response requires more than a paragraph length twin, we should probably move it to the forge thread.
I finish the oblivion sickle.
2/? for order scepter
5/6 for the red chainer
Insert shoots up to the strife on the MC Freedom, but as plot logistics are still being worked out, we need to hold on to that for a second.
But as for your attack, piono whirls around and expends some of his elemental energy and slams you into the deck with a gust of wind. No alchemies used, just his soulbond gifted powers.
Tazz arrives and pours mount doom lava on Sauron, dealing 5000 damage before Sauron just moves out of it. Tazz brings down his massive attack on Sauron, who moves to block, but still takes a nasty 10000 damage, but Tazz takes a faceful of mace.
Don't worry twin, I won't require you to run it, I think I can handle it myself (which I probably should, considering this stupid thing starts with 23 entities if I can convince you. 14 otherwise. Wouldn't be fair to you.)
wallpost:
Eric nods, and reaches out and shakes Erelye's hand.
Seems kind of silly saying it here, but welcome to the organization. You're the fifth member.
((Waitin on serpent, once she replies ye or nay I'll have the whole conversation that will cue aegis for his entrance and we'll finish up this role play bit))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I'll just count this for continuity's sake.
BEWARE THE EARTH: A sword that is as grey as stone. The raw power of the earth goddess trembles throughout its silver form.
But in my dreams. I am the Twinja. It's me. And I am the one who conjures my dreams into reality through this terminal and this pen. Which makes my dreams indisputable fact! So I am whoever I want to be. And that will never stop being a thing. Yeah, I'll just finish up this weird existential paragraph right now.
I don't like when people make placeholders.
THE TIDE'S FIST: Rumored to be the hand of Poseidon himself, and a physical manifestation of his will. Forged from sea foam, three claws can extend from out of it to form a trident. The middle blade is the longest and sharpest.
Beware the Earth && The Tide's Fist && Zeus' Ire = The Pantheon (Level 20: 1/21)
Well, Aegis only posted something along the lines of "editing later". When you do stuff like this, you put your actions in first and words later. THAT'S okay, since you're actually posting something of value. When you put stuff like "editing later", then I have an issue with it.
Fixed.
JUSTICE'S STAFF: A scepter imbued with a sense of order and law. It is colored in bright red.
You probably should have specified that last post.
Terror Guardian killed!
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ELEMENTAL - DEVASTATOR
20,000 damage to a Terror Guardian!
The salami kills the Guardian, though.
The Godmodder slides his "Music Volume" setting down to 0%.
...It was right there in the How to Play post...
All Orcs are dead already!
3,000 damage to a Terror Guardian!
A cocoon whipsering? Ick.
16,000 damage to the Origin Wither!
Wall of Flesh added! For a massive battle of armies, there sure are a lot of regular entities.
The Providence's Topper kills 5 Trolldiers!
CHAOTIC OCTET: A set of eight emerald D8s that are imbued with a purple dark energy. They harbor the power of Chaos Emeralds.
Let's see what Divine Sheet || Grandfather Clock is first:
Divine Sheet || Grandfather Clock = The Green Clock (Level 30: 1/31)
Looks like it's Doc Scratch's clock. Huh. With that in mind...
The Man Ender && The Green Clock = Deudly Magnum (Level 100: 1/101)
...Well now.
15,000 damage to a Terror Guardian!
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DUMPSTER DIVING - TROLLDIER
You quickly log onto TF2 and torrent your items over to Minecraft... You equip the Rocket Jumper, Gunboats, and the Market Gardener... Perfect. You load up your Rocket Jumper and preform trick jumps all across the Battlefield, surveying the Massive Battle of Armies going on. It's complete chaos... You head over to the Relic and quickly switch to your Market Gardener as you descend onto it! You bash its head in with the shovel for massive damage! The Relic crackles with excess amounts of electrical lightning, shudders, and explodes! Relic killed!
The Godmodder quickly separates the Origin Wither and the Terrors before any real damage can be done!
The White Ring surrounds you with elemental power... You float in the air and deal 10,000 damage to a Terror Wither with the water! (The Terror Guardians aren't affected since they're aquatic.)
It would have dealt ~50,000 damage, probably.
That's okay.
Glockenspiel Bell || Crystalline Torch = Crystalline Bell (Level 5: 1/6)
Justice's Staff || Libra Scales = Gallow Calibrators (Level 5: 1/6)
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 OGLOGOTH'S CRY - HORRORTERROR
15,000 damage to the Origin Wither!
Alright. With that in mind,
Broadsword && Deicium = Deity's Blade (Level 6: 1/7)
Deity's Blade && Orb of Lightning = Deicium Masterbolt (Level 8: 1/9)
(Unless I did this wrong.)
You lack any Sacred Items!
You just roll the Telltale Die.
3-8-1-1-5-2-6-4
A massive ruby machine gun appears and riddles the Relic full of bullet holes! Or at least, it would have, if the Relic wasn't dead.
2 Angered Spirits killed!
Oh, whoops. Fixed.
The Noob Army's attack this turn mini-crits! The reason it didn't do much damage before was because only some of the army attacked it, AND it has high defense...
6,000 damage to a Terror Guardian! 5 Unarmed Noobs killed! 5,000 damage to a Balrog!
But what would the Scratcher to do the Alteration Field? Regardless of whatever that would accomplish, you successfully create the Revenge of the Downtrodden and aggress Piono on the MC Freedom; except for the fact that since there's this whole debacle over the Homestuck cast, that strife is being postponed for now!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GENERICSTORM - DRILLGENERIGORG
4 Angered Spirits killed!
The Unbreakable Katana kills another!
No, it's the perfect time for creative attacks.
1 damage to the Subspace Gunship!
You quickly fly to the SHRINE OF 2B2T, a gigantic volcano built by all the anarchists of this server (of which there are several.) Built with whatever materials the players can find, like dirt and cobblestone, its peak has lied dormant for the entire year this server has been online. A pool of lava rests inside, but it will not burst for quite some time. Since you can't attack Sauron right now, you note the volcano's location for future reference.
2 Hoverchairs killed!
The Broken Halo makes your attacks minicrit, not your army's!
Shadow Undead killed!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HELLA DICEROLL - JEFFING AWESOME
3 Soul Hunters killed!
Ahab's Boxcars kills another!
You would probably need Die's help to create a pin for his doll. I assume it requires complicated temporal logistics and a pinch of anachronistic shenanigans.
That trick won't work anymore, now that piono's troops all have thousands of HP!
Crowbar >= Alchemy Alteration Field =< perfectly generic crowbar of zillyjuj
PERFECTLY GENERIC CROWBAR OF ZILLYJUJ: A horrific amalgamation of trickster power, genericness, and .jpeg, all condensed in the form of a crowbar. Highly unstable due to the mixture of all three powers, as well as its inherent juju antics.
(This upgrade will make the alchemy's result name be perfectly generic, give it a zillysuffix, and make it all lowercase and Sans'd.)
I'm going to make being Sans'd a thing. How does that sound?
The Terror Enderdragon can be targeted now, since the majority of the Godmodder's Army is gone!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LONG DIVISION
Wait... On what?
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
Terror Guardian killed!
8 Waddle Dees killed!
3 Angered Spirits happy'd!
Balrog killed!
It can; you charge it.
3 Shadow Undeads killed!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GENERIC STORM - DRILLGENERIGORG
4 Angered Spirits killed!
The Unbreakable Katana kills another!
The Godmodder considers it, but he'll only really decide for sure when the fight actually starts. Neither piono nor Sauron have HP yet!
SICKLE OF VOID: A sickle as dark as the Void itself. Imbued with its properties; it can corrupt others with the all-encompassing power of the Void and silence others into its realm.
I can handle it! Although we should wait until we can reach an agreement. I'm staying firm on my side of the argument, so we'll have to see about that. I think Tricky, Sauron and Piono should just be added to the deck.
The God Cat gives the Godmodder "puss-in-boots-eyes but does so 10 times cuter"! The Godmodder pats the God Cat on the head and then teleports him away so that he doesn't have to attack his adorable visage. The God Cat then deals 8,000 damage to the Terror Enderdragon!
The Army of Darkness, KOAXM Army, Team Microsoft Cloud Army, and the Forces of Mordor don't target anything! The Control Core Tank kills 2 Terror Guardians! Spiderbite's Army kills 3 Balrogs! Blue's Fleet kills 2 Terror Guardians!
MPV Anachronism deals 15,000 damage to the Origin Wither! The Master Chair Redux uses Chair Pulse, killing 2 Trolldiers and dealing 10,000 damage to a Balrog! The Splinter Launchers kill another Trolldier! This uses up 3 Power overall.
The Perfectly Generic Army kills 2 Balrogs! Ire's Chair Legion kills all remaining Trolldiers! The Crusade of Stal, Smash Army, Void Army, Terragen Civilization, and the Army of Terraria do not target anything! The Noob Army deals a mini-critted 22,500 damage to a Terror Wither, but the recoil damage kills 8 Unarmed Noobs. The Heretic Grayholdium deals an additional 15,000 damage. The Army of Choice deals 20,000 damage to a Terror Guardian! The Omega-2 Battalion kills 2 more! The Homelands kill 10 Shadow Undead! The Obsidian Legion uses Want You Gone on the Army of Darkness, killing 10 more Shadow Undead! The rest of the army kills 5 Ghast Riders! The Army of Platius coats the Forces of Mordor in anti-creeper, killing 2 Balrogs! They will have to fight through the anti-creeper in order to attack... The THOR then re-routes power to its shields, causing all attacks against it next turn to deal 50% less damage, but it loses 50% attack power!
The Godmodder contemplates SCP-044... K4yne, The_Serpent! If you want the thing to stay, sacrifice alchemies for it in order to charge its attacks! If not, vote to decomission it. The Origin Wither deals 30,000 damage to the Shielding of the MPV Anachronism! The Death Army doesn't target anything! The Paradox Inc. Army kill 30 Hoverchairs! The Godmodder's Army kills 20 Automated Fighters! The Godmodder kills all remaining Automated Fighters!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Godmodder's Terror Army!
> AGs: Defeat the Army of Darkness before it can use its special!
> AGs: Defeat the Forces of Mordor! It has a lot of troops.
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat the Army of Darkness before it can use its special!
> PGs: Defeat the Forces of Mordor! It has a lot of troops.
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Terror Army!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
God Cat: [N] HP: 80,000/100,000. Cuteness Overload: III
Army of Darkness: [ManiacMasteR] The Core: Oblivion Cocoon. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: Shadow Demons. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Shadow Tanks. 35,000/35,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Shadow Snipers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x40.) The Calvary: Shadow Engineers: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x19.) Rise: IIIII
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Danmaku Miniguns. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Armor Plating. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Deadly Tops. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x100.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Meme Teamers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: The Farquad Starsquad. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x20.)
Forces of Mordor: [pionoplayer] The Core: Sauron: ???/??? HP. The Monster: Ancalagon the Black: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP. The Fleet: Dragons. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Oliephants. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x150.) The Artillery: Balrogs. 20,000/30,000 HP. (x5.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] The Core: Spiderbite's Guard. ???/??? HP. The Monster: M.C. Freedom. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Multiversal Battleships. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Mecha Platoons. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Wizard Circles. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: ???. The Soldiers: Soldier Platoons. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x500.) The Pawns: Minecraftians. 20/20 HP. (x500,000.)
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Satellite Weapons. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Elite Drones. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x75.)
MPV Anachronism: [AG] HP: 170,000/170,000. Bombardment Silos: 15,000/15,000 HP. Droppod Bays: 15,000/15,000 HP. Generic Minibots: (x0.) Shielding: 10,000/40,000 HP.
Master Chair Redux: [AG] HP: 135,000/170,000. Splinter Launchers: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x4.) Chair-Orb: 30,000/30,000 HP. Power: IIIIIIIIII
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x64.) Alchemy Alteration Field: 100,000/100,000 HP.
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Hoverchairs. 4,000/4,000 HP. (x23.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Unarmed Noobs. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x39.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords: 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams: 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (15.) The Pawns: Animated Death Tomes: 1,000/1,000 (x90.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Mad Bombers: 1,000/1,000 (x120.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.) The Cavalry: Devil Cars: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Darknuts: 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Waddle Dees: 1,000/1,000. (x62.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Void Masters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Void Clouds: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x70.)
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] The Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Calvary: Nanotech Beings. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Automated War Vests. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Baseline Humans. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x41.)
Army of Terraria: [jondanger23] The Core: Terrarian Core. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Enraged Planteras. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Normal Planteras. 30,000/30,000. (x15.) The Artillery: Space Dolphins. 10,000/10,000. (x10.) The Calvary: Skeletron Snipers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Skeletron Primes. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Gunsmiths. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 30,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 10,000oC.) MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Servos: NEN), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 100.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages. 2,000/2,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x150.) The Pawns: Nanobots 1/1 HP. (x99,970.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Enderman Warriors. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x125.) The Pawns: Soul Projections. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x120.)
Army of Platius: [zerithos] The Core: The THOR. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Bombers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Towers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x20.) The Soldiers: Drone Armada. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Emitters. 100/100 HP. (x50.)
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 92/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
SCP-044: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: II
Origin Wither: [PG] HP: 261,500/450,000.
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x12.) The Calvary: Soul Hunters: 7,000/7,000. (x96.) The Soldiers: Angered Spirits: 5,000/5,000 (x71.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Badass Crimson Lance Engineers: 60,000/60,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Ghast Riders. 5,000/5,000. (x133.)
Godmodder's Army: [Godmodder] The Core: Terror Enderdragon. 492,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Terror Withers. 142,500/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Terror Guardians. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x2.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 48.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
0 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Colormatic Godmodder's Army
Blue's Fleet: Target Godmodder's Army
HMAS Victor:
Fseftr: Try the Maze Test
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snowball
Edit: Twinja'd
I'm not sure if I needed to PM you first to join the wallposting or not, but since my character happened to create a very special form of magic in a special thing that Twin agreed to let exist unless I misunderstood him, I thought this gift might prove useful.
I'm going to change the color of the text a little bit for the sake of legibility, I hadn't decided on a color when I gave Serpent her gift.
/wallpost
A silhouette of a man appears on wherever the wallposts are taking place (sorry I haven't been paying enough attention to this, but I think it's on the Fourth Wall). The silhouette is tall and thin, and has no weapon. He points to Eric( whoever pionoplayer is using in the wallposts, once again I haven't paid enough attention, sorry) and says,
HELLO. MY NaME IS COGITO. YOU aRE GOING INTO a FIGHT, YES? REGaRDLESS, I HaVE A GIFT. LONG aGO I CREaTED a UNIQUE DISCIPLINE OF MaGIC. THaT MAGIC WaS RESOLUTION MaGIC. THOSE WHO USED IT COULD MaNIPULaTE THE ENRGY IN PaRaDOXES, aND aCTUaLLY ROB PaRaDOXES OF aLL THEIR POWER, CaUSING THEM TO RESOLVE THEMSELVES. OF COURSE, I WILL ONLY TEaCH IT TO YOU IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO USE IT ON PaRaDOXES THaT CREaTE SOMETHING GOOD, OR SOMETHING IMPORTaNT, SUCH aS THaT HaTEFUL PUPPET, aS VILE aS IT IS. I FORMED a SCHOOL TO TEaCH THIS MaGIC, THE SCHOOL WaS CaLLED THE BRIGHT CIRCUS. I'M SURE YOU CaN GUESS THaT I FORMED IT IN RESPONSE TO THE DaRK CaRNIVaL. YOU'VE PROBaBLY NEVER HEaRD OF THE SCHOOL THOUGH, aND THaT IS BECaUSE ITS UNIVERSE WaS SCRaTCHED. I CaN NOT aSSIST YOU aNY FURTHER IN YOUR BUSINESS THaN THIS, DO YOU aCCEPT MY OFFER?
Like he said, do you accept?
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
Terragen City: 8/10
Excessive Amount of Rockets on a Planet: 2/10
EDIT: Whoopsie daisy
He scream