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I'll join whatever it is that what be going on, even though I have like no sidequests or plots. If this whole army thing means I can go ahead and summon the S6 Archailect then good, I'll go right ahead.

Army Title: Terragen Civilization

The Core: The Archailects, or the AI Gods

The Fleet: S3 Archailects

The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborgs

The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds

The Calvary: Nanotech Beings

The Soldiers: Specialized Humans in Automated War Vests

The Pawns: Baseline, Normal Humans

There are seven Singularity (or S) levels. Humans a level 0. A level 1 is incomprehensibly intelligent to a level 0, and level 0s are not capable of understanding their inventions. An S2 is the same to n S1 as an S1 is to an S0. This process continues up to S6. Because of this, any entity one S level above the previous will be able to completely understand what it is thinking and what it will do, therefore it will always be able to counter. It is impossible for any entity even 1 level below another to kill any entity above it, unless said entity allowed for the one below it to kill it, or was disabled by an equal entity.

The S6 Airchailects are practically gods compared to us. They frequently produce and invent technology that appears to be magic, including, but not limited to, items bigger on the inside, the destruction of planets through crating a wormhole in it's core or star, the conversion of entire planets into weapons, or even bombs (in fact, S6 Archailects are comprised out of multiple planets), the complete and instant destruction of reality in a certain area, and the creation of a wormhole network that connected all of Terragen Civilization.

The S3 Archailects are basically just gigantic sentient spaceships, fairly evident enough. They're sort of like the Reapers, but a little more powerful. Ultra-Tech Cyborgs are S0, but can upload their consciousness anytime they die. They also have superhuman abilities and are much more intelligent than humans.

Auto-War Seeds are weapons from previous wars, and are not used in formal combat anymore. An Auto-War Seed sprays "seeds" around a planet, which then grow to become more Auto-War Seeds. The Seeds are fairly large, but have only basic weaponry, they are mainly meant to attack from a distance and are highly specialized. These seeds happen to be specialized in artillery.

Nanotech beings, like the Ultra-Tech Cyborgs, are much higher than humans, but not S1s. They are capable of de-forming and re-forming at will and can change shape, appearance, personality, and voice whenever. Since they are comprised of many incredibly tiny flying machines, they can move at incredibly fast rates, but not past the sound barrier.

As for soldiers and baselines. Baselines are just like you and me, they just have some armor and a laser gun. The Auto-Vests have a variety of tools on them for any situation, and they will be used, well, automatically. Other than that, I have nothing else much to type. I guess I attack the Godmodder's Terror Army.

Nanobody: 8/15

@Twin: It's in descending class order at the bottom. The core requires that 5 people successfully get through and deactivate something, which will be hard because it teleports the first 100 attempts at entrance per turn and then has defenses on the inside of the portal. Plus it teleports in reinforcements each update.

1 scout, 5,000 drones, 500 battlebots, 25 HEXbot 1.0 models, 10 glyphshielded castcannon, 5 Thaumechanical Constructs, 1 IDMGSS Thaumium-class battleship.

>>Say, Xcano, have a Thaumium-class Battleship.

*teleport* Free, even!

Yeah, fine. Drop HMAS Victors shields by a million and spawn as many of these as possible.

Automated Fighters
HP: 2500
Damage: 1000

Remember that my troops should hide behind my allies.

EDIT: You didn't add it, but forget it, I'm redoing my army tomorrow.

LAYER X (entity): 44/50

THX MIDDLE NOTE [!] : 44/50



-> the pawns and soldiers attacks the terror creepers

-> The Neo-recognizers open fire at the elsens

And why on earth can I not use two spoils like that twin!?!? I thought you said creative one-shot attacks would be rewarded, so I did a creative one shot attack!
Also. music. for the MBOA. Or... the beginning of it anyways...
5/11 for Nulla Stella
2/11 for Deum Lucem
9/11 for Nocte Consumens

pionopost:
Sauron arrives next round. Vriska arrives in 3 rounds. Phobos arrives in ? rounds.
Piono turns to one of the armies assaulting his allies, and raises Dilvuvium.
The heavens burst forth a massive deluge of rain.
The rain collects up in the mountains... It forms rivers... And rushes down into where piono's target marches onwards.
The massive flood washes away large numbers of their troops

Wallpost:
Eternis turns around as three figures warp into existence.
Two of them are regular sized humans.


Their names are Sanford and Deimos.
Currently, Sanford's fishhook is being used to drag along the third figure, about 12 feet tall.
An unconscious mag agent.
Hey Eric! We brought you the Mag Agent you wan...
Sanford? Did we miss something?
Probably.
Yes. You two missed quite a lot in fact.
**** it.
First Hank, now Eric.
This is getting ridiculous.

((Actually, have to admit I'm kind of disappointed no one tried to force their way onto the fourth wall. I went and picked out a site with extra big fonts to use for Eternis's response and everything. Oh well.))

>>HEX AI: Network to cast one massive Legendary^4 Blizzard over the Godmodder and PG armies summoned so far...

*all actions for the army have been used this turn in the above attack*

I shoot the newly frozen units with more freezing power. So my freeze gun, and the so-cold-it-burns gun.

Then I use my most powerful technique on the most powerful PG unit I can, possibly by infiltrating the forces with invisibility potions. THIS is innovative, eh?

>>Hey Blue, did you want this ship or not, by the way? I offered you a Thaumium-class Battleship from my army. Which comes with summons, by tthe way.

2 +1s to Irecreeper
Meme Dream Team XD 17/50
Meme Dream Team 17/40
Meme Dream Team :3 17/50

Quasibox Gamma && Bow = Uranium X-Bow 6/8
NEW Test Tubes && Periodic Table && Pistol = ??? 1/??
NEW X-Isotoper && Electrons && X-Stalker = ??? 1/??

Army Time. Nerf as needed.
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)

I leave the nether, and return to the battlefield. I activate the jet hood on my hoodie, and I fly over to the KOAXM Army, and wreak havoc, using only the I TOLD YOU DOG and the GOFODDWFN! In a flash of MEMES, RADIOACTIVITY and ANTIMATTER energies, there is a huge power fusion, and a giant SCHRODINGER's MEME BALL appears, which is a huge flashing orb of pure power and memes, and it smashes into the army!

INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)

DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 2/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 1/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 2/15

Well, Twin, if you wish for me to wrap up my story, then I suppose I shall have to have much longer posts until it is complete, as well as mashing things together. At this rate, I might have it done by next week. Is this fine?

Crimson Cult Research 44/50

Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball 4/8

+1 to the usuals.


I use Cthulhu's Eye on Uberghast Hello. However, if it is meant to be used on allies, I use it on myself.


@Netpatham:

Deal.

Of course, I refit the Thaumium-class battleship with Voidmetal plating. Everybody knows Voidmetal is the apex of thaumaturgic metallurgy. Minus Ichorium, but that stuff is absolutely useless for anything other than tools.

Wallpost:

The energy from the decay blast is immediately redirected into Powder. It does that matter that he is not corporeal. I twitch my hand to the side, sliding the innocuous Hazel-Sword (which I shall call the IH Sword) down a little. Of course, this Hazel Wand from the future sent to my meteor happened to be alchemized with the quills of Echidna, and some other things. Point is, this sword is one of the sharpest things in the universe. Another green flash shivers over the blade, and I slice it directly through where the incorporeal mist-Powder is. Hopefully, the Nightmare Fuel vapors, violet aura, silver lightning, and gamma radiation will do something.


=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Quite frankly, you are tired of all the shenanigans of the others. Of course, we could

>Be Virnul.

You are now Virnul Kodros. Now that Kalare has left the area, you are in charge until he gets back. His orders, of course. You glance around at the room. Kalare and Nelrte are absent. Navela and Eterne seem to be using Pesterchum, whilst Araeva formulates a way to kill that demon. Hopefully, she succeeds.

Everything seems fine. Now, you can get back to work. Well, not really. You are just coding for no real reason. (The arrows are placeholders, as the forum does not like spaces at the start of lines.)


$ uiii ohmygoddontcompilethis.~ath
trifurcate THIS[THIS, THIS, THIS];
import universe U4
import universe U5

~ATH(U4) {
===> ~ATH(U5) {

~ATH(THIS)

} EXECUTE(~ATH(THIS));
===> } EXECUTE(~ATH(THIS, THIS));

} EXECUTE(~ATH(THIS, ohmygoddontcompilethis.~ath))
{} EXECUTE(~ATH(THIS, THIS)(NULL));

THIS.DIE()


You think that was not a waste of time, for once! You shall call it... 7.~ath.

Let the battle begin....

I ride the ORIGIN WITHER into the Godmodder's army.

Quote from TheLordErelye»

@Netpatham:

Deal.
As long as you do not backstab me, that is.

Of course, I refit the Thaumium-class battleship with Voidmetal plating. Everybody knows Voidmetal is the apex of thaumaturgic metallurgy. Minus Ichorium, but that stuff is absolutely useless for anything other than tools.

>>It already had Voidmetal plating. You add another layer.

LAYER X (entity): 45/50

???: 45/50 (since charged attacks are basically useless because of the new low damage output)

Pherix: 33/50
Trust Module: 33/50
LeiShi: 20/50 (all assists will be used on this to have it catch up)
+2 from Aegis, +2 back
I'll summon them as part of my "army", alright? Here we go. The limit is... about 3.3 Million total HP? That seems to be the average for AGs.

The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 30,000/30,000 (Temperature: 10,000^oC), MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 (Servos: |-|-|-|), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 (Chi:0). The Fleet: Relic Shards 100,000/100,000. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages 2,000/2,000. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits 8,000/8,000. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches 3,000/3,000. (x150.) The Pawns: NanoBots 1/1. (x100,000.)

How do those look? Please don't add them just yet though. I don't have the time right now to type up the gimmicks for my Cores. Oh, and Pherix having such little HP isn't a typo. Count him as having 500,000.

=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
I guess I'll cut out the 3 battles after this and skip right to the final battle. Sorry for the crash ending.

The firewall deals 1 damage to both enemies. The Cold Spy deals a boosted 8 damage to the Flame Mage. The Spiderlings deal 3 damage to the Frost Mage. The Mage is then defeated by the Living Thunder Storm. THE SPACE KRACKEN deals 5 damage to the Flame Mage. No one volunteered to take the hit from Flame Strike. A pillar of intense flame erupts and engulfs the Living Thunder Storm, killing it. Finally, the Flame Mage cools farther.

Enemy Line:
[FIR] Flame Mage: 31/50 HP - Action: 5
Base damage: 12
* Defense and attack weaken with time. Current damage multiplier = .60
* Irritating smoke: Deals 10 FIR damage to an enemy and forces it to target this entity with its next attack.
* FlameStrike: Charges for 1 turn, then deals 32 FIR damage to one target. However, you (the players) can choose which entity takes the hit.

Allied Line:
[FIR] Firewall 50/100 HP - Action: 1 (Insert_Generic_Username's)
Deals 1 FIR damage to 3 enemies per turn
[COL] Icy Spy 6/25 HP + 7 Armor - Action: 2 (Engie's)
Deals 13 COL base damage, can armor self for up to 13 HP, can debuff enemy to take +5 damage for 1 turn. Info gathering.
[NAT] Spiderling Swarm 1/1 HP * 7 - Action: 3 (NetPatham's)
No more than 5 can be killed in 1 attack. Deals 1 NAT damage and poisons for 1 more NAT damage per 5 spiderlings. Regains 1 spiderling per turn.
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 40/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 10 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 4 (Gerbil's)
Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
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[NEU] Fseftr 40/40 HP
[NEU] insert_generic_username 40/40 HP
[NEU] NimbleGuy Gerbil 40/40 HP
[NEU] Engie 40/40 HP
[NEU] Netpatham 40/40 HP
[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP

Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 - Nature x1 - Metal x0 (+1 grand) - Energy x0 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.

Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.

Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
E
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>>Airstrike time.....The IDMGSS Thaumium-class Battleships fire upon the Godmodder's Army, specifically aiming for the Terror Enderdragon, with Legendary^2 Frostbolt Volley. Since they are, you know, flying...They can get away with that. The Thaumechanical Constructs and HEXbots stay to guard the Castcannons, while the Battlebots and Drones charge in with Frost spells, freezing the Godmodder Army forces...until they reach the Terror Blazes, at which point they just throw all their remaining MP into frost spells, saving enough for a teleport away, which they do when they are either damaged severely enough that another hit would kill, or when they have run out of all other mana not reserved for casting said teleport. The Castcannons cast Epic Arcane Explosions into the ranks of the Godmodder Army forces.

The Scribe's Wands embedded in the chassis of the HEXbots and Thaumechanical Constructs write, "Primed Antimatter Bombs in the midst of the Godmodder Army's ranks". Once those have gone off, they write "Primed Red Matter Bombs in the midst of the Godmodder Army's ranks".

I use my most powerful Battle Technique on the Godmodder Army forces.

Wilsonquest:

Spiderling Swarm...Swarms.

New summon

Magic Mirror

Focus Light: Does 1 ENE damage, chance to set fire to target.

Reflect: Reflects all nonphysical projectiles fired.

Sphere of Light: Charge one turn then unleash a laser blast for 3 ENE, 1 FIR, and burn.

Supreme Battery and Holistic Jeguns 13/15(x2) Darn, SBaHJ died. Ah well. I guess I'll stop charging stuff for them. Hm.
Hamsteak 1/15
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Bubble 1/11
Geromy 25/50

Fluorite Octet && Libra Pin 1/9
Fluorite Octet && Tauros Pin 1/9
Fluorite Octet && Virgo Pin 1/9
I preview Minigun || Fluorite Octet (trying to get a gun that shoots dice?)

SBaHJ is dead.... . . ... RAAAAAGH!!!! I TELEPORT OVER TO THE GODMODDER AND SHOW HIM ALL OF THE STABS WITH THE SORD.... THEN SHOOT THE DICESTACTION STRAIGHT OUT OF THE GUN.... THROUGH HIS STUPID HEAD.
I quickly wait around (wow, oxymoron) for a Schema Pumpkin.
I use Lil' Cal on the Godmodder's Army.
I roll the Fourth Wall Breakers, Octet Sweepers, and Hopesploders at the Godmodder's army.
I use Drillgenerigorg on the Undead Troops.

Codex : {WIin189Q} (Fear no Anvil, 7/11)

Codex: {82THE8TH} (Fluorite Octet, 6/9)

Codex: {I9aXv45h} (The Skrillex Drop, 6/6) Skrillex Drop done! I have no clue what this is at all!

Now then. I think The Man Ender && Warp Ring is in order.(1/?)

Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (30/50)

Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (30/30) Expending!

Yes, I'm using the Nytroglycerin Kick as the one-shot here. Hopefully this works as intended. In any case, I already had it charged by a considerable amount, so regardless of how effective it is, why waste it?

In any case, After all that time, as the Armies gather, only to hear that charges are now useless, I unveil another thing I've been doing all this time: Stockpiling explosives! A LOT of Explosives! A ridiculous, hideously large amount of explosives, ranging from the classic TNT to ANTIMATTER EXPLOSIVES, all in totals that would probably blow up a small chunk of planet or something ridiculous. I then condense it into a very powerful hyper-explosive liquid with a one-time use hypercondenscion machine. The Results: NYTROGLYCERIN! I proceed to pour the results into a needle with some pre-existing liquid in it, then inject it into myself. The Pre-existing Liquid, without going into much detail, effectively allows the compound/element it merges with to become a naturally-occuring product within the body it is injected into, and also allows for it to be excreted at will, whenever. I quickly start generating Nytroglycerin in almost unhealthy amounts-a slight side effect is that you have to rid the body of some of it immediately.

"Wait, Tazz, why is it a letter off from Nitrogly-"

I demonstrate its power by kicking down into the ground while activating the excess Nytroglycerin. The end result is, I blow up most of the area underneath me, leading straight to a hole in the Bedrock caused by Piono's previous action against the late SB&HJ. I dive down into the hole, using the Warp Ring at the very bottom to lead somewhere, going into a Nytroglycerin-empowered divekick-getting rid of the rest of the excess.

Where does it lead?

Why, above the Godmodder's Army, of course! I keep to my Nytroglycerin Divekick as I dive down into the horde of Terror Creepers, and land on one of their heads, activating the Nytroglycerin.

Naturally, an explosion occurs. I get sent flying and burnt out of the explosive blast range, well away from the Godmodder's Army, doing a highly-embarrassing face-plant brake maneuver and stopping within the ranks of my own army. My poor, poor face that nobody can see. Ever.

Super Steel Superior Slashing Swing 3/5

The coming of Stál 3/10

I take the power of lava. Insert words here, describing lava in a brief, exciting way to try to charge up for a good attack. I then infuse it right into my fists, creating huge balls of molten rock dripping about. My eyes glow red, my feet spray of lava, propelling me into the air, followed by a fancy air jump, directly into the Origin Wither. I follow up with a basic punch, a strike of lava, a backflip kick, and I follow with epic strikes of lava, continued by more text.

There go the Charges...

Codex : {WIin189Q} (Fear no Anvil, 8/11)

Codex: {82THE8TH} (Fluorite Octet, 7/9)

The Man Ender && Warp Ring (???, 2/?)

Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (31/50)

I proceed to quickly charge up a ridiculously powerful attack! Energy flows into my arms until they turn to shining a brilliant white glow, then I leap at the Terror Creepers and...Hug them?! YES! HUG THEM! I hug them so ridiculously tightly that they all explode in my arms, creating a brilliant white explosion that sends me flying skywards, allowing me to do an EXPLOSION-PROPELLED BODY SLAM against one last Terror Creeper, who also explodes! I am then sent backwards from the force of THAT explosion, Team Rocket Style.

EDIT: I noticed my post vanished there for a minute...This post edited accordingly to the fact it apparently de-vanished.

Twin, you missed my army...

>>You did indeed miss it. Here it is again.

>>Core: Teleport Gate 5/5 Deactivations Remaining (Summons 1 scout, 1,000 drones, 500 battlebots, 25 HEXbot 1.0 models, 10 glyphshielded castcannon, 5 Thaumechanical Constructs, and 1 IDMGSS Thaumium-class battleship each turn.) Teleports the first 100 entities that are not of this army that enter away each EoTB.

>>Fleet: 20 Thaumium-class ships. (500,000 HP)
>>Heavies: 50 Thaumechanical Constructs (100,000 HP)
>>Artillery: 100 Glyphshielded Castcannons (50,000 HP)
>>Cavalry: 500 HEXbot 1.0 models (25,000 HP)
>>Soldiers: 1,000 Battlebots (10,000 HP)
>>Pawns: 5,000 Drones (5,000 HP)
>>Weak-Point Highlighters: 100 Scouts (500 HP)



...Methinks the HPs may need nerfing...