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=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-43 / 50- MasterChairREDUX (+2 from Modpack)
-25 / 25-
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I decide to augment the Twitchy Infantry, so that they confuse upon hitting a target instead upon being hit.
I also propose an alliance with Modpack for the upcoming STRIFE!

Finally, I use spare wood from Tabletopia to construct additional Chair-Knights.

I think I have another turn....If I don't, then ignore this post.

>>Right...Time for a mass strike.

*every single entity of this army goes still for two seconds...At which point one massive Isaac's Legendary^4 Missile Storm is cast from between the battleships, at the Godmodder Army* (Note: that exponent is indeed exponential in nature. It took all the mana of all the casters. They regenerate rather quickly and have potions, but...Yeah, they are not exactly going to be on an offensive defense this EoTB.)

Right...Uhhh...I guess I Ender Orb the strongest attackable PG/Godmodder entity?

Crimson Cult Research 45/50

Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball 5/8


I cast a Curse of Insanity on the army of Richard, and then proceed to ruthlessly stab the nearest organic PG entity with lethal doses of morphine from a needle. Afterwards, I roll the Eightfold Lovecraftia at the aforementioned entity. The dice is pulsating gaseous Nightmare Fuel, and thus has a high chance to have a more horrific outcome, instead of eldritch sombreros. You know, causing the appearance of shadows that slowly slice open the chest, and pull out the entrails whilst the victim watches, before tearing out their other internal organs one-by-one, or extreme hallucinations and insanity to the brink of suicide. Real cosmic horror. For future reference, this Grimdark aura around the Eightfold Lovecraftia is permanent, as it draws a negligible amount of energy from my infinitely renewable eldritch godhood.

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Now that you have spent your time wisely, you can just relax. You close your eyes, and sort of just sit there, thinking.

What in the world is that stomping noise coming from? You open your eyes, and behold the visage of Mister Avlcan.

Can you wake up?!
What do you want? Yeah, and I wasn't asleep.
You had better watch that tuna tone of voice with me! I'm just tryin to ask a ****ING QUESTION!
Oh, SOOORRRY, I just think it's a little shady when you go moping around for hours, and come back like nothing happened! Like, seriously?
Well, actually... that's why I turned around. Maybe, just MAYBE, I could just ask this question, and we'd be done with this crap!
It's idiotic to even SUGGEST the POSSIBILITY that we should finish this up quick! No, it's not as if I was just getting ready to do something worth my time, oh no! That would be the stupidest thing I've ever said!
Okay, screw this. I'm just gonna say it. Could you get Araeva to realize she isn't thinkin straight? I'm way more powerful than most of you arrogant ****s.
You've got to be ****ing kidding me. Is this what this is about? Is this SERIOUSLY WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?!
Now, really? Is that how you respond to an honest question? Get some manners, d*****.
Oh my god. I am literally laughing my ass off here at how stupid that was.
Just answer the damn question.

Don't forget your armies, guys? I mean it's not like you're a very powerful networked AI controlling that many individual units in concert, but you could do SOMETHING, no?

By the way, for anyone with one of my ships: You can, pending twin's approval, get the equivalent of one of my heavies per update...

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Quote from Netpatham»

Don't forget your armies, guys? I mean it's not like you're a very powerful networked AI controlling that many individual units in concert, but you could do SOMETHING, no?

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Ahem.

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Ten thousand vessels of the Parasol Corporation snap out of physwarp, the first wave of elite shock vessels intended to breach the initial defenses of a Manufactory similar to that which the Corporation fought before, Proteon.

The Anachron is eight times larger and orders of magnitude closer to perfection than the Proteon.

On the other hand, the Parasol fleet was intended as colossal overkill.

After a brief exchange of demands for surrender, both sides open fire in a cataclysmic release of WMDs, leaving the Anachron's shields nearly depleted on one side, and the first wave of Parasol vessels as a high velocity cloud of debris going the opposite direction they started out.

After that, things just get nasty, as sections of the Fleet appear in carefully planned sequence, open fire, suffer massive casualties, either from the remains of their predecessors, or further weapons fire, and cause debilitating levels of damage to the Anachron's defenses in their turn.

After nearly an hour, the Parasol Corporation has lost sixty thousand ships and untold lives in a dozen species, and Manufactory Anachron is splattered with magma, has no more shields, is on the main either reloading or overheating, and has, all in all, been damaged to the point of being susceptible to direct boarding.

Both sides, needing some time to consider events, form a sort of standoff ten thousand kilometers out and turtle up to assess losses.

"So, that was less than fun. The entire starboard side's stripped of shields and functioning weapons, can you get us turned around in a useful manner?"

"Y3s. >Execute translation burn pattern 284C. In c4se you failed to notice, Rick down th3re did a 7hing. And now there are Armie5 everywhere."

"Yeah yeah, I know... Right, who do we have in the field, Redeyes? You done down there?"

Redeyes Tessers into the bridge.

"Yes. What do you need of me?"

"Pretty damn sure even I can't just teleport in here, friend."

"I have override codes. Do we need to negotiate this now?"

"...I don't even sometimes... No. Right, so the RPLS isn't even done cooling down yet, might as well not be there, the entire starboard side's gonna need to be scrapped after this, we need an army on the surface, and the Parasol Corporation finally found us."

"As for the surface war, the Anachronism's been knocking around bored for like a month now, we better do something with it before it decides to commit suicide."

"Indeed, the Anachronism is likely our best b3t. However, it is a charged entity, and will not constitute 4n army."

"Launch it anyway."

50/50 Expended! {MPV Anachronism added, basically just the ship systems in general, mostly exists for the main healthbar, but will attack weakly when every subsystem is destroyed. And they have to be, before you can attack it.}

On the port side of the Manufactory, Capital Hangar Two slowly opens, revealing a massive capital ship, styled, rather in contrast to the matte black of the Manufactory's hull, with the brass gears and kind-of-wood-but-not-because-impenetrable-armor look of an old steamship....

20/20-1 Expended! {Drop Pod Bays added, will drop tiny, annoying minionbots into the battle every turn.}

The MPV Anachronism slides into the vacuum, propelled from the hangar by some machine out of sight, for the main engines are still warming up, the exterior drop-pod hangars exposed to the light...

20/20-2 Expended! {Shields added, standard regenerating shields.}

The main AI core, designed for work outside the effective broadcast range of the Mainframe, and therefore sentient, comes online, its programming somewhat odd, as while it has the standard tactical processors used by the Mainframe, its personality has been designed to behave like a hilariously insane/arrogant 19th century british officer. It won't go down without a fight, but if it has to go down, expect both a valiant last stand, and a severely explosive demise. Besides, the blasted thing's shielded, damn hard to reach the bounder!

20/20-3 Expended {Anachronism AI Core added, will force the billion-ton vessel to crash into the enemy side at warp speeds when it's destroyed. Also makes the minionbots behave more oddly.}

20/20-4 Expended! {Bombardment silos added, basically the ship's main way of attacking.}

{On a side note, if you feel like nullifying this entity charge because it was finished too long ago, just make this part of my army, I'll fill the rest up later. I'd rather you not though, I did technically never finish charging this thing till now, and did so by throwing all the +1's I've been getting at it.}

{Also lolEngie. :D}

>>H3, Amperzand, have some backup...*teleport teleport* [That was TWO ships.]

Quote from engie_ninja»

Ahem.

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>>Ignore him, engie. He didn't mean that.

Oh, twinbuilder, just a personal request, could you keep the alchemiter up through Act 4? (I think its at a high enough level though, anything higher tthan 10 would just be ridiculous to try and make.)
6/11 for Nulla Stella
3/11 for Deum Lucem
10/11 for Nocte Consumens

MOBApost:
Tricky cartwheels his way through a random army attack fseftr and/or k4yne, smashing many, many things into the ground with his stop sign.
piono pulls out Arcum Aereum, and thrusts it skyward.
The entire sky lights up, blinding many.
The entire sky turns into a single sheet of lightning which whirls downwards in a massive vortex of flaming hot death into one of the opposing armies.

12/50 The Queen
4/25 Health Care Package
3/25 Health Care Package

> R. K.: Healing Uberghast Hello with Strange Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: Looking hungry at enemy armies pawns.

"My, my you ALL look delicious. It'd would be a shame if something were to happen to you."

The Elsen start to get scared. It seems that they are getting a little neurotic about the upcoming fight. Well, as soon as the real fighting starts, the first Elsen fall, they will all eventually turn into burnts. Which is exactly what i want.

Helping fseftr twice.

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Strange Hippocrates 451

Uber: 33%
MMMMPH: 0%

Stheno is at a decent level of health, however, she is still fragile.

However, why does she still not follow my commands?

I need to give them, dummy.

Action 1/3

Halloween Surprise: 45/50

Stellar Energy Harness: 20/50

Stheno, for the benefit of your safety, then you should use Ophidian Battle Cry. Send half of the minions to attacks, and the other half to shield you.

Thank you.

Sword Damage: 0/250K

Constructs: 1/3

i: 50/50
ii: 22/50 +1 self
iii: 15/50 +1 self
iv: 5/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)

(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: Ask TP how he survived the disaster.

Leonstar1: I kick the nearest bad guy or if I can, I use Celestria 1.
(I can't check at the moment as my internet is ridiculously slow)

SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 1/3

I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 72

My army attacks. I abandon my charge.

I explain quantam theory to the AGs in the most agonizingly slow way possible.

Powder quickly bends the word backwards with mental force. Maybe the mindmeld wasn't the best idea. He's insanely powerful here.

I fire a Forge's light burst into the terror creepers, and order the noobs to, once the "calm before the storm" is over, send the calvary and pawns against the soldier units of the godmodder's army. The rest can hang back.

I'll reveal the 40-post charge shortly...

I slice a few Terrors heads off.

LAYER X (entity): 46/50

???: 46/50 (since charged attacks are basically useless because of the new low damage output)



-> The pawns attack the terror creepers again

I Use my battle technique SLINGSHOT on the uberghast at terrifying speed.

Hamsteak 2/15
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Bubble 2/11
Geromy 26/50 Whatever. I just summon Geromy. He promptly does nothing, to nobody's surprise. I just convert him into an artifact shield/name obfuscation device.

Fluorite Octet && Libra Pin 2/9
Fluorite Octet && Tauros Pin 2/9
Fluorite Octet && Virgo Pin 2/9

I use the Twitchy Staff on the Godmodder's army.
I conjure up a mighty Sord, then attempt to use the mightiest of Fraymotifs on the Godmodder's army.
I attempt to grief Death with the full force of all the troll weapons. The Trickster versions, that is.
I use Generic Storm on Death, then use Ahab's Boxcars on it.

The Anachronism's AI snags control of the two Thaumium vessels it was given!

And then starts bombarding the largest PG army!

I only just woke up, so I'll either edit this later, or not at all...

+1 to Erelye and Netpatham!

Codex : {WIin189Q} (Fear no Anvil, 9/11)

Codex: {82THE8TH} (Fluorite Octet, 8/9)

The Man Ender && Warp Ring (???, 3/?)

I tap into my inner six-year old kid upon the realization of the possibility that no more Spoils could drop and proceed to whine about being too late to get a cool Spoil of War like almost everyone else and how that's not fair and other childish things that should be completely beneath my age. This irritating and childish display gathers no sympathy whatsoever, but can serve to tick off any standing next to me. Which includes, in this case, the Godmodder.

I also re-order my army away from the Origin Wither, deciding that it'll die over the course of the MBOA, and aim them directly at the Godmodder's Army instead. The Mad Bombers seem eager to face the Terror Creepers for reasons that should be pretty obvious. Explosions will ensure.

Quote from The_Nonexistent_Tazz»

I tap into my inner six-year old kid upon the realization of the possibility that no more Spoils could drop and proceed to whine about being too late to get a cool Spoil of War like almost everyone else and how that's not fair and other childish things that should be completely beneath my age. This irritating and childish display gathers no sympathy whatsoever, but can serve to tick off any standing next to me. Which includes, in this case, the Godmodder.
Explosions will ensure.

/\ Combat-Grade Earplugs. ;D MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Regardless, there'll probably be a Spoil from the Terror Enderdragon? Also, *ensue.
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