I don't know if I've taken all my turns so I will just put this here.
Wilsonquest:
I wonder...Heh. I Spellsteal the mages' attacks this turn (Cooldown one more update). I then use the cold mage attack on the fire mage and the fire mage attack on the cold mage.
I get the Magic Gem and summon the following:
Mirrored Elemental
Passive: Magic Mirror: Reflects any attacks aimed at it at the attackers. Takes half damage on any attack other than the first due to minor thaumic instability inherent in this setting.
Focus Light: 1 fire damage and one energy damage to up to two targets.
HP-balancing is up to you Talist.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Charges do not progress on account of lack of update.
Overworld: attack Uberghast Roland with Pomson 9000. Whatever that Osmosis is, I don't want to see it happen.
Nether: attack the Wall of Thorns aggressively.
Void: Attacking now would probably not achieve much right now. Although I am a ninja, I'd rather not see if Conservation of Ninjitsu applies in this place. Yet.
Wilson Dreamscape: Hold. They're trying to speak English. While it is a little mangled, it might be worth trying to communicate with them. Icy Spy, due to having info gathering, I'm going to need you to try to gather info. What are the mages saying?
Serpent Dreamscape: "No turning back now, I guess. Not conveniently, at any rate. And backing out would not benefit me in this situation. Drones are replaceable, experience is not. Considering what I'm dealing with..."
I absent-mindedly stare into the dreamscape horizon for a short while, before snapping back to semi-reality.
"Let's see, where to now?"
Blue's Tour: "Good news, Blue. You're no longer alone with a clown." I declare, materializing inside the ship. "Pickup was taking too long, and you didn't seem comfortable with your situation, so I thought I'd cut out the middleman. Metaphorically, this time. Now that I'm here..."
My drone flash-steps over to Blue's side, then gently places a hand on her wrist, lowering Ultramarine to point at the floor. It then turns slightly to address her directly.
"...could you please not shoot anyone? Even if I'd rather like to see the clown dead, now is not the best time for that. Besides, blood is an awfully difficult substance to remove from standard interior decorations. A clown bleeding out on the floor would be a nightmare to clean up."
Assualt Drone: Shoot advanced warfare at relic
Fseftr: BT: Ultramarine
Blue: Grab an energy gem
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
Living Thunder Storm: Thunder on the frost mage.
I summon....
Living Thunder Storm
HP: 100
Attacks:
Lightning Strike [2 ENE damage|Stuns target for one turn]
Rain, Rain [Gives target 25% chance to miss for three turns]
Thunder [Scares target to have a 25% chance of not attacking for three turns]
Lightning Storm [3 ENE damage|Hits once more for each status debuff on target]
-Blue's Tour-
Thank you engie...
I'm not even going to ask how you heard that.
Reminder to self.
Get a bug sweep done.
But I could've dealt with that myself.
Maybe with a bit more bloodshed.
I'm not sure on who's part.
Anyways.
Tricky.
It's not illegal.
Well it is illegal on this ship.
But I'll make an exception for you.
I'll just have to convince myself you're a train conductor.
Whatever the heck that is.
I believe other people are busy.
But perhaps they will show up later.
What I'd really like.
Is for you two to leave my room.
So let's get started.
Step onto this teleport pad.
Blue motions to a small metal platform in the corner.
fseftr, I agree, we need something slightly off kilter. Besides, the comedy break will go well in Trifecta.
3/10 for Wormholer
I finish Ra's Hand
4/6 for the Witching Hour
15/50 for mega attack
5/15 for charge attack
piono watches the godmodder do that, then growls, and pulls out the faceless eight.
Phobos, would you do the honors?
Phobos takes the faceless eight, the throws them into the air, halfway down, his shadow tendrils leech into them, infecting them with insane amounts of improbability energy...
9-8-9-9-8-9-9-8
Piono looks at the dice, impressed.
I have to admit, I did not expect for you to be able to do that for more than one dice. I was aiming for all of them.
And now, silliness begins.
Blue, sitting, waiting wherever she is waiting for people that want to go on the tours, suddenly looks up as her first customer.
Tricky.
Tricky is standing there in front of her, for some reason dressed up in a tux, complete with clown flower.
As is to be expected, his stop sign is slung across his back.
I don't really think you should do things just based on how they would look in Trifecta...
RA'S HAND: A golden mace inlaid with garnet stones. The spikes on its top glow in radiant colors, and the ball itself seems to shine like the sun. The handle is adorned with a single eye.
You use the Faceless Eight... However, it does not seem like you can forcefully change what they roll. It must be decided by luck.
2-1-1-4-5-8-2-6
It looks like that roll was lucky, though. A giant suit appears and opens up, revealing thousands of writhing tentacles that combat the spiraling nature of the Wall of Thorns! 25,000 damage to it!
With that one thing under that one tree dead, I decide that it's right about time to actually do something. Or at least try. I travel to the Hexmobile and attack it with my rod (need to think of a better name than that) whilst sending small constructed drones to harm, or at least annoy, the Wayback entities or any of their allies.
S6 Archailect: 4/25
Temporal Acceleration Field: 3/10
The drones are easily shot down by the massive firepower of the entities.
I cast Woodlands on the True Maniac. Then, I stabilize the shield.
Haunt me for years... I assume you mean haunt me for loä. Besides, if you are one of the seeds of the Doc, you would mention sweeps. Whichever. The point is, I need to do this.
Perhaps... if I just... sort of...
Onyx Visink 8-Ball /\/ Scratcher 1/???
A/E-IC:
While my mutated mind can withstand very harsh conditions, I doubt I would last more than a second in there.
A slow grinding can be heard as the magnetic emitter ring begins to lock into place, with help from energy in the main CV Capacitor Bank within the core. Then, a variety of ~ATH programs flash off the screen, all based on the death of the nonexistence of the activation of the weapon. Tricking the code into doing what you want is very fulfilling.
From the core, an elevator slides up to the top, revealing eight clear tubes, each filled with different colored liquids. The first two have varying shades of blue. The second pair has a shade and a tint of red. The third pair, a tint and shade of mustard, respectively. The fourth pair is composed of a lime (sorry, yellowgreen) one, as well as an orchid one. Then, from the area in between the tubes, a Runic Matrix floats into the air; bolts of electricity leap off of the tubes and enter the Matrix. Then, the screen switches to a countdown timer. I glance up at the tubes.
Approximately fifty-six seconds, from what I can sense.
You conjure up a massive forest that traps the True Maniac! The massive branches of the trees all aggress the True Maniac, although he easily fights his way out since fire and nature don't mix well together. 8,000 damage to a Blaze Rod!
I invoke the gods of font design and call upon their might! They bestow on me a mighty army to fight the corruption of font design that is Comic Sans!
TIMES NEW ROMAN ARMY, CHARGE!!!!!!!!!
SB & HJ are promptly swarmed by the legions of people who think Comic Sans is a stupid font! Plus the Wingdings Guerrilla Fighters, who just showed up because someone used their favorite font in a forum post. I pity them.
While they're there, I borrow one of their portal guns and proceed to execute my attack on the Godmodder from last turn that failed because I "didn't specify how I got" a portal gun.
The Times New Roman Army also replaces all instances of Comic Sans with Times New Roman.
The army then returns to whatever it was they were doing before, because the temporary scourge that is Comic Sans is beaten into submission for at least a while.
7,000 damage to SBaHJ!
The Godmodder starts flying, nullifying your attack instantly!
Netherquest: I construct a rudimentary defensive fortification for the Wither Skeletons. Another round without Wither Skeleton harm, GO!
Overworld: Realizing the weakness of SB&HJ, I proceed to make sure that everyone's aware that MISQUOTED AND/OR INCORRECT SB&HJ references do the most damage.
I proceed to warn SWEET BRO about those CHAIRS, as I take several from the ALCHEMITER and toss them at him.
Speaking of the ALCHEMITER...
I begin Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (?, 1/?) and The Iron Fist && Cold Fusion Ender Pearl (?, 1/?).
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (13/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (13/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (3/15)
+1 to K4yne and Piono.
Next attack against the Wither Skeletons fail!
That's not their weakness, and although it served effective once, it looks like they've grown resistant!
were still is curious about the misquoting though
The chairs deal 8,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald = Warp Ring (Level 6: 1/7)
The Iron Fist && Cold-Fusion Ender Pearl = The Man Ender (Level 5: 1/6)
48. 47. 46. >Infusion process at ninety nine percent. 44. 43. 42. 42. >Infusion process at one hundred percent. >Chambering A/E-Mutable Hyperdense shell. 40. 39. 38. 37. >Accelerator capacitors at one hundred percent charge. 35. 34. >Beginning preliminary Relativistic Acceleration Coil warmup. 33. 32. >Shell thirty seconds from chamber. "Big shell, moving it slowly for safety's sake." 31. 30. 29.
All charges progress. {I'll do a thing for that "Void enemy" charge once this is done.}
My weapons overloading and a spreading migraine informing me that I should stop firing, I roll the Cthonic Octave at Rage!
On3 of my warrior bo7s borrowing the White Dwarf, I spray it at the Battlefield from lunar orbit, watching the glowing bull3t5 cross the interpl4netary void with of my telescopes.
A Rancid Cheese Wedge (Power increase: No longer Nerfed): [1/20]
"There are more on the way. For some reason, cheese becomes really powerful whenever I get involved. Don't know why."
Overworld: "Ship tours, you say, Blue? I'm intrigued." I say this to her while backhanding axis DOG without even looking at it.
Nether: I bring out the Pomson 9000 and try to disable the Wall of Thorns's regeneration. That health bar is big enough without having it regenerate at such a rapid speed.
Void: "Hold on. We'll end up fighting? Finally, a part of this whole quest that I know how to do." I observe the room, looking for areas that may be better or worse than other areas during a mass scale battle.
Dreamscape: "Icy Spy, armor yourself. This door actually does damage, for some reason. Your damage output would greatly assist bringing down this door, but you are too fragile to attack outright. I would rather you didn't die THIS early, since your abilities make you a rather powerful entity, even with only 25 health."
Wallpost: "Well, that explains why you never simply predicted what I was most likely to do and just counter it, that one time. Heh. I digress, that was long ago." I reply to Eternis, then turn to Eric. "You are right not to trust me, especially knowing what I am. But, what have I to gain from messing with someone's thoughts? Not much. Considering how your
axis DOG? What the hell is that? Do you mean the AXIS?
You can't! The last time you tried that, it failed, remember? You just opt to attack the Wall of Thorns instead; 20,000 damage!
Thanks for the +1s tazz. By the way, would I happen to know you from anywhere? I blather on about DTG a lot in real life, so I'm wondering whether its just you decided to be nice and +1 me, or you know me from somewhere.
Either way, I +1 all three of tazz's charges.
4/10 for the Wormholer
Ra's Hand OR the silmaril (unless I've spelled it wrong, that is the name of basically the ultimate gem of light in the LotR universe.) 1/?
5/6 for the Witching Hour
17/50 for mega attack
7/15 for mega attack
piono brings down Ultimatum
Phobos brings out penultimatum
They both load up with psi-shells
Chain Technique: Metal storm lvl10: Wall of lead
Aimed at the wall of thorns of course.
Ra's Hand || The Silmaril = Eä's Orb (Level 9: 1/10)
> DUAL TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 METAL STORM - WALL OF LEAD
I, healing Stheno, grant Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris's strength times 400,000, even though he doesn't need it to defeat the wimpy Chuck Norris. Better make another turret.
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 3/3
Sylvester Stallone is now so powerful that he OPSPLODES since he rolls over the OP Scale!
Uh, when did the vortex gate go? I was absent for a few days, and honestly it isnt a thing to die fast. Looking back it seems that you forgot its abilities? It didnt replace its cores after those were destroyed...
Nor does it seem like you registered anything of my last posts, just the removal of Murphy's law.
Recreating of the Master Emerald 2/11
Systems Crash || Antipolar Crystaltorch = The Low Blow (Level 10: 11/11)
Multi-Powersuit 29/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Gearlavine 13/20
Energyblast 1/9
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 1)
I lob some rainbow flashing generic objects at a random entity!
Serpent's side quest: Attack the wall of thorns with a gardeners hedge cutter!
4/30 Stasis
6/15 Hilt reforged
6/15 Blade reforged
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws 4/10
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 6/11
Assists: +1 Erelye, +1 Talist
The cloaked man engages SB, HJ, and all PG entities in a staring contest, the first one to blink has to allow all other entities participating in the staring contest to simultaneously attack it. To bad he doesn't have eyelids...
Afterwards, he converts as many remaining .jpeg corrupted things as he can into .png form.
No one else has eyelids either; they're Minecraft avatars and mobs!
((I am currently typing this in the school library. Hopefully, my teacher will not notice.))
Crimson Cult Research 23/50 (+1 from CM)
Cthulhu's Eye 3/11
Onyx Visink 8-Ball /\/ Scratcher 2/???
Piono, you are fine; you spelled Silmaril correctly. How did you obtain one of them, out of interest? Is that universe being wrought anew? The Silmarillion did state they would only be found after Morgoth was dead...
I cast Horrorterror on True Maniac. Then, I use my Thaumic Keycharm: Tlhutlh on the Crimson Monolith.
Reattaching my hand I forge the Ring of Thirteen (item)
The Ring of Thirteen gives me a single spell to use each turn in a semi-random manner, based on the total number of words in the summon actions part of the GM summary. The number cannot exceed 13 so numbers higher are added together numerologically: ie. 24 = 2+4 = 6.
This number determines the spell's element with the elements listed below:
The level of the spell ranges from 1 to 50 and depends on how many times this type of spell has already been given by the ring, so if the ring gives a lightning type spell and has given lightning twice before the spell level is 3, thrice before - its 4 etc.
Once any element hits lvl 50 the ring explodes instead of giving a spell the turn after.
Element 13 is special - two numbers are generated, one from the words as before minus the number of posts last turn (must be positive), and another from the number of posts last turn including the gm summary. The resulting spell is a combination of the two given elements or a spell that fits into no category.
Okay. It will be interesting to see how this will work.
?: 50/50 I'll write this on the weekend, hopefully.
i: 50/50 +1 self /\
ii: 18/50 +1 self
iii: 11/50 +1 self
iv: 1/50
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
NimbleQuest! (Hey Nimble, sorry but you missed my post last turn!) >Leonstar0: Since you haven't leaped into the painting yet, pick up a painting and shove it into the painting where the brush is. If nothing happens then enter if it is safe.
Leonstar1: I use my stabilizing aura to attempt to de-SBaHJ The Snake Queen and some of the battle field.
(Not pulling this power out of my ass, multiple times I have rejected outside and corrupting influences. Mr. Blobbly, Semi-Split Immunity, Grimdarkness bursting at the seems as my aura and my mind automatically tried to reject it. ect.)
(Hummmm... Mr. Blobby... Wrath of the Blobby + SBaHJ? :/)
ANYWAY
@zerithos "Thank you for the cookie! Although, since the Grandmatriarchs weren't summoned, I'm not entirely sure that the cookie even existed. Eh, : P"
I forge light the AXIS normally, and then realize my scouting unit is gone! WHERE DID THEY GO? THEY MUST BE DEAD! OR SBAHJIFIED INTO SOMETHING UNRECOGNIZABLE! YYYYY?
5,000 damage to the AXIS!
They died in the Godmodder's x5 DEATHDOM COMBO two turns ago.
Well technically, that was a heavenly chip, and it was supposed to a: make your Holy Mackerels better/ more delicious or b: allow you to produce Holy Mackerels faster, because honestly what you do with them is just hilarious.
Twin, please, should I go along with my plans or not?
/null
5/30 Stasis
7/15 Hilt reforged
7/15 Blade reforged
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws 5/10
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 7/11
Assists: +1 Erelye, +1 Talist
The cloaked man gets gathers 1,000,000,000 TNT blocks and combines them all into one block, creating the MEGA NUKE. He then places it inside a energy conversion chamber (a chamber that absorbs all the energy from something with no loss and converts it into energy to be fired out as a lazer beam) and blows it up. He then fires the lazer at Sweet Bro and misses completely, hitting a creeper instead! This causes the creeper to become ultra super mega uber charged. The creeper then blows up on the Subspace Gunship. The cloaked man shrugs and challenges Sweet Bro to a strife.
I'll send you a PM on the subject.
1 damage to the Subspace Gunship!
Sweet Bro is so .jpeg'd that he is literally incapable of strifing! He just wanders around and attacks things ironically.
Netherquest: I take a singular thorn from the WALL OF THORNS and attempt to store it for my future Alchemizing needs.
Overworld: I summon a HOT DOG CAR from WARIOWARE INCORPORATED, it's mean speed unparalleled by any other food-based transportation method that I am consciously aware of. Just prior to impact with SWEET BRO, however, I put.........PEANUT BUTTER on that HOT DOG, boosting its damage in more ways than one.
Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (?, 2/?).
The Iron Fist && Cold Fusion Ender Pearl (?, 2/?).
Counting +1 from Piono...
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (15/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (15/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (5/15)
+1 to K4yne and Piono.
Oh, and no, I haven't met you before, Piono
You fail! The Wall of Thorns deals 8,000 damage to you as you attempt to acquire one of its thorns!
=CHARGE=
-28 / 50- MCR
-25 / 25- The Wall
+1 to Modpack
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
I pull out the ARMISTYX, and decide to use it normally against UBERGHAST ROLAND.
I then deploy a CHAIR-CHARGE-CANNON in the Nether!
[N] Chair Charge Cannon
HP: 10,000
Attacks:
Shot: Fires a low-powered shot, dealing 2,000 damage.
Barrage: Can be used if a player uses a charge on this entity. Deals (charge power) x 2,000 damage. Minimum power for charge: 5.
4,500 damage to Uberghast Roland!
Chair Charge Cannon added, so long as the charges you use to power it up are not ACTUAL charges.
Assualt Drone: Shoot ultramarine at relic
Fseftr: BT: Colormatic
HMAS Victor: Ion cannon the relic.
Blue:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
-Hunt for the God-fellow-
Accessing satellite feeds....
Access achieved.
Gathering all footage for target co-ordinates.
Sending research ship to target co-ordinates.
Research ship arrived at Earth C: South Pole Beacon.
Research ship landed at target.
The Godmodder grimaces... For a Neutral player, you sure seem to be attacking his entities a lot. Both attacks combined deal 7,000 damage to the Relic!
Netherquest: I whip out a toenail clipper, clip my toenails, grow the clippings to insane sizes, and use the razor-sharp clippings as temporary swords against the WALL OF THORNS.
Overworld: I use a MAGIC SPELL OF TEMPORARY ENLARGEMENT to make myself grow to five times my usual size. I then pick up a very large rock and make an astounding leap.
"The big man...HASS the stone!"
I then slam-dunk the rock right onto SWEET BRO'S noggin before I shrink.
Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (?, 3/?).
The Iron Fist && Cold Fusion Ender Pearl (?, 3/?).
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (16/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (16/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (6/15)
+1 to K4yne and Piono.
You're a Minecraft avatar; you don't have toenails!
Supreme Battery and Holistic Jeguns 2/15 Doing this is hard. It's hard and nobody understands.
Geromy 11/50
Ahab's Boxcars 10/11
Crowbar && Derailed Plot Transcript && ( Timetables && Cheap Sword) 2/??
Crowbar && (Fluorite Octet && Spiral Sucker ||? Whichever makes the Catenative version, not the dice) 2/??
I belatedly attempt to harness the power of the 15K post to boost SBaHJ. Where doing this man where making this happen
I attempt to add more artifacts again by duplicating a ridiculous amount of Sords and Guns, then copypasting them all over the Artifact Shields, and finally lowering the quality again.
I punch True Maniac in the face. With Gladius Dei.
N... No!
Next attack against SBaHJ fails!
6,000 damage since you didn't use the weapon properly!
I check to see if Master and Crazy Hand have been summoned before. I also check to see if there has been a portal opened to Gensokyo previously. (I'm not doing anything with them, just wondering.)
I throw a Bob-omb at the Subspace Gunship.
Master Hand was, but he promptly became Mathew Toronto and ascended out of the Battlefield. Crazy Hand hasn't. A player by the name of Northern_Lights was doing things with Gensokyo and the Touhou cast, but he doesn't post much anymore.
Multi-Powersuit 30/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Gearlavine 14/20
Energyblast 2/9
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 2)
I cast file corruption, .jpeg'ing already .jpeg'ed enities even more which causes them to loose some HPs...
Serpent's side quest: I cut the wall of thorns into an ARTWORK. ...Damnit i suck at treeschooling, its ruined. RUINED I SAY!
I continue the assault on the Hexmobile and send out a small foglet (cloud of nanomachines) to being slowly replacing my body, which will allow me to de-form, re-form, shape-shift, and convert matter to become parts of me. This would take, oh, 15 turns?
[X] Introduction [Y] The Trifecta [Y.A] Universe A [Y.B] Universe B [Y.C] Universe C [Z] Other Universes
[1] A Terrible Fate [2] Godmodding [2.1] The Finer Arts of Godmodding [3] The Godmodder [4] Godmodder's Allies [4.1] The Terrors [4.2] The Mechs [4.3] The Wayback Machine [4.4] The Turrets [5] Godmodder's Enemies [5.1] Summoning Entities [5.2] The Void [6] Counter-Godmodding [7] Temporal Shenanigans [7.1] The Fourth Wall [7.2] The First Block [7.3] The Narrative [7.4] Operators [7.5] Paradox Space [8] Void Artifacts [8.1] The Black Monolith [8.2] The Hexahedron [8.3] The U҉̡́ļ̷͜t͏͏i̸͝m̨͢͞a̸̸͡͏ţ͜͠é̡́͝ ̡͘͝Ŗ͜͞ę̵w̸͞a҉̢̀͞͠r̛͟͞d̶̡ [8.4] The Disc [9] Schizophrenia [9.1] The Arrival [9.2] The Build [9.3] The Shatter [9.4] The Split [10] The Game Behind The Game [10.1] Operating [11] History [11.1] Pre-War [11.2] The Psi War [11.3] The First War [11.4] The Second War [11.5] The Break [12] In Conclusion [13] FAQ
...Wow. Whoever wrote this guide was busy in the past year. Wait... Who wrote this guide? It wasn't me... Right?
I realize that Minecraft does not know how to handle .jpeg files...So how are SB & HJ rendering them? I captchalogue an artifact before they all disappear from that logic.
You're complaining how it can handle SBaHJ when it can handle massive spaceships taller than the tallest buildings in the world, meteors, explosions that rip thousands of chunks from the world, weapons with actual stats, characters from Homestuck, AND things with circles in them?
Multi-Powersuit 31/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Gearlavine 15/20
Energyblast 3/9
Random +1 to all of insert_generic_username's charges.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 3)
I yell "We're doing it! We're making things happen!" at Hella Jeff!
Serpent's side quest: Drink a enormous amount of alcohol to drown my loss of the ARTWORK, boosting my damage for the next turn (within the sidestory only).
I blow the head of True Maniac off with Black Jack. If I can still order the TIE-Sentry to attack, it shall fight True Maniac. Oh, and I suppose I shall also cast Maelstrombound on him.
A/E-IC:
>4.
Wallpost:
I slowly put my wand away. I no longer see any reason to fight, nor do I see a point wherein we shall do so.
I see myself attacking the Hexmobile with me, giving me an idea. In ten seconds I go back in time ten seconds to attack the Hexmobile with two of me, watching myself disappear at the end of the ten seconds. I set the foglet harming/annoying the Wayback entities to do the same, but only once, I still have an energy budget to worry about.
6/30 Stasis
8/15 Hilt reforged
8/15 Blade reforged
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws 7/10
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 8/11
Assists: +1 Erelye, +1 pionoplayer
The cloaked man, tired of this long, boring battle, decides to do something fun. He raises Sunspot. Sunspot starts to glow. Sunspot explodes into hundreds, no thousands of shards of incredibly cool, paradox infused metal. The metal shards begin to whirl, and whirl, and whirl faster and faster. They assemble into one hundred daggers, all of which launch themselves at Sweet Bro. Before hitting the remaining shields, if indeed any are left, they disappear and reappear arrayed in a dome of cold around Sweet Bro. Die now, corrupted one, he mumbles; and all the daggers hurl themselves into Sweet Bro. They freeze him from all angles and circulate all their paradoxical energy into him. (Of course they extract all the paradox energy out afterwards, as we do not need paradoxes and .jpeg corruption in one being) They then extract themselves from his frost bitten body and rush back to the cloaked man. They reform back into Sunspot, but Sunspot shudders, and separates into two identical sword. These swords together contain Sunspot's full power, but allow that power to be dual wielded.
The über venom vanishes from the cloaked man's inventory, and materializes in front of future The_Serpent. A strange voice, unknown to most speaks in her ear and says simply, "Though you might like to add this to your arsenal." If anyone were to look for the source of the voice, it wouldn't be found there, nor anywhere in the knowledge of all but a few.
How piono got ahold of one? Sauron is part of his quirky miniboss squad. That's how. Also, he spent some time in the tvtropes pantheon, and there's lots of different places. Prophecies can be broken, quite easily in fact.
Oh, okay tazz. +1 to all three of tazz's charges.
5/10 for wormholer
2/? for light mace
I finish the Witching hour
20/50 for mega attack
10/15 charge attack
piono and Phobos continue unloading ludicrous amounts of ammo into the wall of thorns.
THE WITCHING HOUR: A set of gauntlets that are as black as the Inky Abyss itself. They are inlaid with a few dull gems that seem to resonate with a dark power, providing the user the ability to wield shadow magics.
Supreme Battery and Holistic Jeguns 3/15 Doing this is hard. It's hard and nobody understands.
Geromy 12/50 Whoops, forgot to up it twice. That's 14/50.
Ahab's Boxcars 11/11
Crowbar && Derailed Plot Transcript && ( Timetables && Cheap Sword) 3/??
Crowbar && (Fluorite Octet && (||? Whichever makes the Catenative version, not the dice version) Spiral Sucker) 3/??
I use the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer on the True Maniac.
I poke the Sybspace Gunship.
AHAB'S BOXCARS: A modified version of Ahab's Crosshairs with two harpoons: the main one and a smaller one connected to a bubble containing loathsome pop-a-matic bubble technology. Upon fire, the bubble will activate, rolling the eight dice and providing an additional effect to the attack.
I establish an overlay mesh of energy strings over the entire battlefield.
The first PG entity to attack triggers the trap and is targeted by a Lightning Bolt spell for damage (and possibly disrupting its attack)
//my first post this turn was spam-deleted and hasn't been restored yet
//short summary - I make an item called the Ring of Thirteen which gives me semirandom spells
//I'll quote the post once its restored
(EDIT: Sorry Twin! You literally just posted as I went into the editor! If it's any consolation, it's Saturday over here.)
?: 50/50 I'll write this on the weekend, hopefully.
i: 50/50 +1 self /\
ii: 19/50 +1 self
iii: 12/50 +1 self
iv: 2/50
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Retrieve TP's Brush, return it to TP.
Leonstar1: Let order prevail! I Blast SB with concentrated order
I use the AUDITORY PISTON! The Pigmen attack the WALL OF THORNS!
I then pull out my QUANTUM VORTEX from the COMBAT CHEST and use MICROSOFT BRAND- ONE! A single, preposterously large vortex appears out of nowhere, and begins teleporting random items and attacks from all iterations of me across paradox space and alternate universes! They all hit the WALL OF THORNS!
Using my SICK NEW HOODIE, I can see what is going on on the main battlefield. Except, Everfing IS SBAHJ
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 2/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 1/15
You use the Auditory Piston, summoning a band of Zombie Pigmen!
You fail! You can only use one Special Attack per post!
I take Zeus' Ire and slam it into the ground at the roots of the Wall of Thorns, tuning it to glass with a massive blast of lightning and fire, causing a firestorm at the base of the plant based entity.
- Afflicted by firestorm - slows the healing rate of the Wall of Thorns by 25%
You join the Nether sidequest!
20,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns! You cannot slow its regeneration!
Smoldering Ash: 30/50
Trust Module: 30/50
Ocean Stone: 9/50 (all assists will be used on this to have it catch up)
+2 from Aegis, +2 back
Nimblequest: Wonder about what I'm supposed to be doing.
Anyone remember what AXIS actually stands for?
Arthur tucks in his wings and flies past the the Elemental Relic at high speeds, slashing at it.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@fsesft: The suicide attack deals damage based on what percentage of HP your entity has left.
@Engie: Very well.
In a final attack, the Aluminum Elemental charges into the door, dealing a massive 4 damage to it, killing itself. And now, this is why I told Nimble that his entity was such a good counter. It has essentially been charging for 3 turns, and unleashes all that damage in one massive attack. Base of 8, *4, +boosted damage, +5 from weakening, = 60 damage! No kill quite like overkill. The door shatters inward, sending sparks rocketing all around like fireworks. In the wreckage, you find 1 grand energy gem and 1 fire gem. Wilson now has 4 tails. He looks rather awkward when he has an even number of tails. You all enter the door to find a large entry hall, decorated with armor statues and banners displaying coats of arms. There are two doors that lead out, not counting the one you came from. This room never was all that interesting. I figured out that I could navigate these rooms by going through the passages in the ceiling they used to wire the lamps. If I remember correctly, there should be a small cavity somewhere around here I used to hide in when I wanted to be alone. I might have left some things in there... Two ghostly mages appear from the far exit. These two. They wandered the halls a lot and I remember getting caught by them a few times. The two notice you and start shouting at you in the same mangled English that the Protector's used. All of your entities have taken damage due to passing time.
(The last fights have been a bit too easy. I need to make things a little harder...) Enemy Line:
[COL] Frost Mage 50/50 HP - Action: 5
Base damage: 12
* Cannot take more than 6 damage per hit.
* Icy Burst: Deals 8 COL damage to one enemy and stuns it for 1 turn. Cannot be used twice in a row.
* Blizzard: Deals 4 COL damage to each enemy.
[FIR] Flame Mage: 50/50 HP - Action: 6
Base damage: 15
* Defense and attack weaken with time. Current damage multiplier = 0.25
* Irritating smoke: Deals 13 FIR damage to an enemy and forces it to target this entity with its next attack.
* FlameStrike: Charges for 1 turn, then deals 35 FIR damage to one target. However, you (the players) can choose which entity takes the hit.
Allied Line:
[FIR] Firewall 79/100 HP - Action: 1 (Insert_Generic_Username's) Deals 1 FIR damage to 3 enemies per turn
[COL] Icy Spy 13/25 HP + 13 Armor - Action: 2 (Engie's) Deals 13 COL base damage, can armor self for up to 13 HP, can debuff enemy to take +5 damage for 1 turn. Info gathering.
[NAT] Spiderling Swarm 1/1 HP * 13 - Action: 3 (NetPatham's) No more than 5 can be killed in 1 attack. Deals 1 NAT damage and poisons for 1 more NAT damage per 5 spiderlings. Regains 1 spiderling per turn.
[MAG] Crimson Cultist 25/30 HP - Obelisk: 10/10 HP - Action: 4 (Nimble's) Can summon Obelisks. Obelisk deals either 8 magic damage with a stun chance on frail enemies or deals 3 MAG, 3 FIR, and 3 ENE damage. After placing an Obelisk, the Cultist can spend another turn to get *4 damage with next attack.
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[NEU] Blue 40/40 HP
[NEU] insert_generic_username 40/40 HP
[NEU] NimbleGuy 40/40 HP
[NEU] Engie 40/40 HP
[NEU] Netpatham 40/40 HP
[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 - Nature x1 - Metal x0 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 (+1 grand) - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30* *If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E R
The Null Floaters seem to be the weakest, being giant floating squids. The Void Masters seem dark and eerie, like they are holding a secret... It seems as if the Null Floaters would do worse.
No, the editor just deleted it. You already entered the painting!
You give The Painter his brush back. You really should get to exploring the past...
[quote=Netpatham;/members/Netpatham;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator?comment=15997]I don't know if I've taken all my turns so I will just put this here.
Wilsonquest:
I wonder...Heh. I Spellsteal the mages' attacks this turn (Cooldown one more update). I then use the cold mage attack on the fire mage and the fire mage attack on the cold mage.
I get the Magic Gem and summon the following:
Mirrored Elemental
Passive: Magic Mirror: Reflects any attacks aimed at it at the attackers. Takes half damage on any attack other than the first due to minor thaumic instability inherent in this setting.
Focus Light: 1 fire damage and one energy damage to up to two targets.
HP-balancing is up to you Talist.
You lack the proper artifacts required to interact with the Source Code of Reality! The charge fails!
Charges do not progress on account of lack of update.
Overworld: attack Uberghast Roland with Pomson 9000. Whatever that Osmosis is, I don't want to see it happen.
Nether: attack the Wall of Thorns aggressively.
Void: Attacking now would probably not achieve much right now. Although I am a ninja, I'd rather not see if Conservation of Ninjitsu applies in this place. Yet.
Wilson Dreamscape: Hold. They're trying to speak English. While it is a little mangled, it might be worth trying to communicate with them. Icy Spy, due to having info gathering, I'm going to need you to try to gather info. What are the mages saying?
Assualt Drone: Shoot advanced warfare at relic
Fseftr: BT: Ultramarine
Blue: Grab an energy gem
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
Living Thunder Storm: Thunder on the frost mage.
I summon....
Living Thunder Storm
HP: 100
Attacks:
Lightning Strike [2 ENE damage|Stuns target for one turn]
Rain, Rain [Gives target 25% chance to miss for three turns]
Thunder [Scares target to have a 25% chance of not attacking for three turns]
Lightning Storm [3 ENE damage|Hits once more for each status debuff on target]
All Hostile entities deal 20,000 damage to Uberghast Hello!
The Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge glitches out and fires an artifact beam at Stheno, dealing 8,000 damage!
Itchy deals 1 damage to the Subspace Gunship! The TIE-Sentry attempts to attack, but the corruption surrounding it fries its systems! It turns into a SBaHJ comic... Stheno's Army and the Construct Squad deal 7,000 damage to the AXIS!
The Relic uses Fire Beam on the Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge, dealing 6,000 damage to it, Burning it and maxing out its Fire Charges! It gains the passive effect Twin Fires! The Relic uses Tremor, dealing 4,000 damage to SBaHJ! It gains an Earth Charge! The AXIS transfers 30 TJ from the Mortar into the Shield Generator! The AXIS transfers 20 TJ from the Mortar into the Left Gun, and 10 TJ from the Main Body into the Right Gun! It fires both, dealing 14,000 damage to the True Maniac's Blaze Rod! The AXIS transfers 30 TJ from both Guns into the Main Body! Both Uberghasts destroy the True Maniac's Shadow! The Godmodder destroys his remaining Blaze Rod, and the Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge! He then jumps into the Nether!
The allied entities in the Nether deal 50,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns! The Godmodder decides to help you all out and refills the Sacred Items! He then prepares a Combat Operandi of his own... Help him charge it! If he is successful, the Wall of Thorns will take a massive decrease in health! The Wall of Thorns deals 10,000 damage to every player and entity, but the Wither Skeletons are shielded!
The Itinerary:
Main Quest -
> AGs: Destroy the Uberghasts! They're buffing the PGs' defense stat!
> AGs: Defeat SBaHJ!
> AGs: Defeat the True Maniac!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Wayback entities! They may help turn the tide of battle...
> PGs: Defeat SBaHJ!
> PGs: Defeat the True Maniac!
The SBaHJfield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
True Maniac: [H] HP: 235,000/300,000. To the Nether: II Eye See You: IIII Necron's Revenge: IIIII
Sweet Bro: [H] HP: 130,000/180,000.
Hella Jeff: [H] HP: 167,000/180,000. Burned: II
Itchy: [AG]
the snake.... HAS the queen: [AG] HP: 70,000/120,000. Burned: II Marring Whirlwind: I Scalestorm: II Ophidian Battle Cry: IIIII Stheno's Pet: 20,000/20,000. (x2.)
Relic: [PG] HP: 178,000/200,000. Charges: Earth ----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
axis DOG [PG] HP: 234,000/250,000. Shields: 30,000/50,000. Main Body: 70 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 30 TJ. Mortar: 0 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 95/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Uberghast Roland: [PG] HP: 141,500/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Uberghast BRO: [PG] HP: 176,000/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 47. Dance of Thorns: IIII Boost the charge for this attack to decimate the Wall of Thorns!
The Nether:
Vault~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 8,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
fseftr: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
Amperz4nd: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
XDGrangerDX: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [PL] HP: 4,000/30,000.
OpelSpeedster: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 25,000/25,000. (x2.)
Level 1 Sentry Gun: [N] HP: 10,000/20,000.
Amplifier: [N] HP: 10,000/20,000. Boosting a permanent crit bonus.
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 23,000/70,000.
~ Wall of Thorns: [N] HP: 2,480,000/4,000,000. Regenerates +100,000 HP every turn.
I set the half the nanomachines attacking the Wayback entities to switch course and being converting the ground into more of themselves. Nothing much else, I continue attacking the Hexmobile, however.
The Godmodder insta-brainwashes your silly army. Except for the rock I guess?
I wonder what happened with this: Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff then have a VICTORIOUS MOMENT. It will be unleashed upon summon.
Supreme Battery and Holistic Jeguns 5/15(x2) Doing this is hard. It's hard and nobody understands.
Geromy 16/50
Husstet && Bullets 1/9
Doctor's Crystals && Bullets 1/9
High Rollers && Bullets 1/9
I roll my Combatdice at True Maniac.
I use the Sunsetter/High Noon on True Maniac.
I use the SBaHJifier on True Maniac, then copypaste the resulting cmoic all ovever SBaHJ.
I continue to hit the Hexmobile with my Molecular Severing Rod (still think I need a better name). Which, by the way, what does the Hexmobile even look like? What does it do? I'm assuming it's shaped like a car from the 70s, magical, and bad, somehow. Anyways, I assemble some solar panels and send them to space in order to give me a way of recharging my energy.
Netherquest: I start casting PSI Lifeup Beta on myself, eager to not die. Even if Death is a Slap on the Wrist.
Battlefield: I take The Iron Fist and leverage it against 'True' Maniac, firing a hail of bullets at him as I rush up to deliver a Mithril fistful of hurt, right in the stomach.
Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (Warp Ring, Level 6, 4/7).
The Iron Fist && Cold Fusion Ender Pearl (The Man Ender, Level 5, 4/6).
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (18/50)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Crimson Cult Research 28/50 (+1 from Leon and Gerbil)
Cthulhu's Eye 5/11
+1 to Leon and Zerithos.
I attempt to do Onyx Visink 8-Ball && Energy Tap 1/???. An energy tap allows one to draw energy from a specified object, which is attached to said energy tap.
I cast Woegothics on True Maniac. Then, I shoot him in the head with The Blotspitter.
RPLS-A/E:
I say we fire this thing at whatever you want. HOWEVER, fire it at something significant, that happens to NOT be Richard.
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I'm not doing things just based on how they'll look in trifecta, its just another reason to add onto "Its gonna be fun"
And that's just it, the modification was by luck, by manipulation of luck in fact. Phobos uses improbability power, and can use it in the same way a light player could use their god tier abilities: to warp chance. Popping up 9s on a d8 is technically possible, but just ridiculously unlikely.
I +1 tazz three times
6/10 for the wormholer
3/10 for Ea's Orb
I do The Witching Hour OR Machin Shin (this is a dark wind that eats souls in the Wheel of Time, basically as dark as you can get. Darkness that eats physical things) AND Mordeth's Knife (probably the only known thing scary enough to rival Machin Shin) 1/11
22/50 for mega attack
12/15 for charge attack
piono uses Combat Operandi: Rogue's Gallery upon the Wall of Thorns, and Phobos charges up the godmodder's power. (this wall of thorns fight is taking entirely too long. Seriously, I thought the godmodder was supposed to be the only marathon boss around here)
Tricky shrugs at Blue. (Blue is still a girl, right fseftr?) L͓͓᷉̏ͧ͂̑e͓̪̹͓̣ͤ̎a̜͓̱͇͓̘ͤd̗͓͓᷇̈̾̎ ͓̞̭̺͓̬ͮt̛͓᷊͓̓᷀̚h̵̛͓̠̭͓͂ȩ͓̝͓̀ͭ̓ ̨͓̳͓᷅᷄᷆w̢͓͓̩͓᷀͡a̹͓̘͓ͨ᷉͘y̢͓͓̤ͭ᷉᷄ ͍͓̙͓̥́͆l͓̫̗͓͓͋᷀a͓͉͓̬᷀᷇᷇d͓̲̻͓̍͑ͭy͓͓̜ͮ̄̀̈́.͓̹̖͓̅᷈͟ N̷̖͖̥̯͖͊i͖͖᷀ͦ̒͛̔c͖̅̑͏͖͔̐e͖̳̞͖͋᷀͊ ᷂͖̲͔͖͓ͬǵ͖̜͔͖̈ͯu̢̧͖̣̝͖̭n͖̖͖̎ͪ͋̅ ͖͇͖ͬ̈ͦ͟b͖͎͖̠ͮ̿͢y͖̝͖ͥ̑̂̊ ̴͖͔͖ͦ̅͂t͖̠͖̿̓̍ͬh̸͖͖ͪ̍̈́͛e͖͍͖ͩ̂̓̕ ͖̪͖͆͌̀͜w̗͖̤͖ͨͩ̍a̰͖̤͖̤͆̀y͖͓͖̓͛͘͝.͖͖͋̆ͥ̊͋ I̶᷊᷂͇̘͊͊'͓̝̋͊᷅͗͊d͏̡͊ͦ͊̏͞ ͓͖̓͊͗ͦ͊a᷿ͤ͊̍᷁͊͆p̮̍͊᷈͏͇͊p̧̜͊᷅͊ͩ͠r̛͊ͧ͊̚͜͢e̺̖̣͊̓͊̾c̞ͤ͊ͭ́͊ͪi̶᷊̮͊͋͊̕a̝͚᷈͊̋͊̿t̴̻͔͊ͣ̋͊e̥̽͊͏̏͊̃ ̞̫͊̋̋͊͒i̳᷀͊ͦͭ͊᷄f̠̳͊͊̄͢͞ ̘ͥ͊ͨ᷁͊ͅy͚̜ͤ͊ͨ͒͊ǫ̞͎̤͊ͫ͊u̻͓᷈͊ͮ̏͊ ᷿̗͊̊̆͊᷈d͍̳̦͊᷇͊ͯḭ̶̟͊̈̈́͊d̳̰̑͊ͤ͊͆n᷉͊̆́̑͊᷈'̙̬̰̮͊᷾͊t̜̦͊ͦ͊͜͝ ͥ͊͆͊ͭ͘͞r̨͓̣͊̓͗͊ù̴̮͊ͦ͊͡i᷿͊ͪ̈́͊̂͘n̲̘᷉͊᷀͊᷇ ̰̩͊̐ͬ͊͡m᷉͊́̋ͩ͊̅y̧̧͉͊̽͊ͩ ̳̖̲̻͊̌͊s̅͊͠͏̙͊̚u̜͚̿͊͂ͯ͊i͙̜̖͊͂͊̇t̴̳͕͊᷀͌͊ ̦̺̪͊̓ͮ͊w͖̭᷊̗͊̀͊i̊͊ͯ᷅̇͊᷅ṱ̬̞͊̓͊̕ḫ͖͛͊̾̆͊ ̙̳͊᷃̊͑͊i͊͛͗ͯ͊ͤ͡t̥͊̂ͦ͊͒̚ ̧̖͊̀̊͊̾t̪͛͊̒͌̓͊h̴᷾͊̃̑͊̃o͖̭̊͊̉͊͡u͎ͦ͊̐̐͊͌g͇̥͉͊̓̂͊ḣ͕᷊͊͋ͮ͊.̧̝͎̟͊ͥ͊
Waiting on serpent, because I have no idea what we'll find in her dreamscape, so... yeah, can't post anything about that until she does.
Wilsonquest:
I wonder...Heh. I Spellsteal the mages' attacks this turn (Cooldown one more update). I then use the cold mage attack on the fire mage and the fire mage attack on the cold mage.
I get the Magic Gem and summon the following:
Mirrored Elemental
Passive: Magic Mirror: Reflects any attacks aimed at it at the attackers. Takes half damage on any attack other than the first due to minor thaumic instability inherent in this setting.
Focus Light: 1 fire damage and one energy damage to up to two targets.
HP-balancing is up to you Talist.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Overworld: attack Uberghast Roland with Pomson 9000. Whatever that Osmosis is, I don't want to see it happen.
Nether: attack the Wall of Thorns aggressively.
Void: Attacking now would probably not achieve much right now. Although I am a ninja, I'd rather not see if Conservation of Ninjitsu applies in this place. Yet.
Wilson Dreamscape: Hold. They're trying to speak English. While it is a little mangled, it might be worth trying to communicate with them. Icy Spy, due to having info gathering, I'm going to need you to try to gather info. What are the mages saying?
Serpent Dreamscape: "No turning back now, I guess. Not conveniently, at any rate. And backing out would not benefit me in this situation. Drones are replaceable, experience is not. Considering what I'm dealing with..."
I absent-mindedly stare into the dreamscape horizon for a short while, before snapping back to semi-reality.
"Let's see, where to now?"
Blue's Tour: "Good news, Blue. You're no longer alone with a clown." I declare, materializing inside the ship. "Pickup was taking too long, and you didn't seem comfortable with your situation, so I thought I'd cut out the middleman. Metaphorically, this time. Now that I'm here..."
My drone flash-steps over to Blue's side, then gently places a hand on her wrist, lowering Ultramarine to point at the floor. It then turns slightly to address her directly.
"...could you please not shoot anyone? Even if I'd rather like to see the clown dead, now is not the best time for that. Besides, blood is an awfully difficult substance to remove from standard interior decorations. A clown bleeding out on the floor would be a nightmare to clean up."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
HMAS Ship: 9/50
More Ships: 39/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Ion Cannon 0/2
Assualt Drone: Shoot advanced warfare at relic
Fseftr: BT: Ultramarine
Blue: Grab an energy gem
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
Living Thunder Storm: Thunder on the frost mage.
I summon....
Living Thunder Storm
HP: 100
Attacks:
Lightning Strike [2 ENE damage|Stuns target for one turn]
Rain, Rain [Gives target 25% chance to miss for three turns]
Thunder [Scares target to have a 25% chance of not attacking for three turns]
Lightning Storm [3 ENE damage|Hits once more for each status debuff on target]
-Blue's Tour-
Thank you engie...
I'm not even going to ask how you heard that.
Reminder to self.
Get a bug sweep done.
But I could've dealt with that myself.
Maybe with a bit more bloodshed.
I'm not sure on who's part.
Anyways.
Tricky.
It's not illegal.
Well it is illegal on this ship.
But I'll make an exception for you.
I'll just have to convince myself you're a train conductor.
Whatever the heck that is.
I believe other people are busy.
But perhaps they will show up later.
What I'd really like.
Is for you two to leave my room.
So let's get started.
Step onto this teleport pad.
Blue motions to a small metal platform in the corner.
You two first.
Halloween Surprise: 35/50
Stellar Energy Harness: 10/50
I heal Stheno.
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 0/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I don't really think you should do things just based on how they would look in Trifecta...
RA'S HAND: A golden mace inlaid with garnet stones. The spikes on its top glow in radiant colors, and the ball itself seems to shine like the sun. The handle is adorned with a single eye.
You use the Faceless Eight... However, it does not seem like you can forcefully change what they roll. It must be decided by luck.
2-1-1-4-5-8-2-6
It looks like that roll was lucky, though. A giant suit appears and opens up, revealing thousands of writhing tentacles that combat the spiraling nature of the Wall of Thorns! 25,000 damage to it!
The drones are easily shot down by the massive firepower of the entities.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 ELVEN TALE - WOODLANDS
You conjure up a massive forest that traps the True Maniac! The massive branches of the trees all aggress the True Maniac, although he easily fights his way out since fire and nature don't mix well together. 8,000 damage to a Blaze Rod!
Onyx Visink 7-Ball /\/ Scratcher = Onyx Visink Cueball (Level 5: 1/6)
What did you THINK would happen?
SBaHJ's shields fully stabilized! The two explode in fires of .jpeg artifacts... It seems their max HP has taken a hit!
It is so rancid that you instantly spit it out! 10,000 damage to you!
7,000 damage to SBaHJ!
The Godmodder starts flying, nullifying your attack instantly!
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CHAIRSTORM - UPHOLSTERY'S UMBRAGE
10,000 damage!
Next attack against the Wither Skeletons fail!
That's not their weakness, and although it served effective once, it looks like they've grown resistant!
were still is curious about the misquoting though
The chairs deal 8,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald = Warp Ring (Level 6: 1/7)
The Iron Fist && Cold-Fusion Ender Pearl = The Man Ender (Level 5: 1/6)
You Burn Hella Jeff and Stheno!
axis DOG? What the hell is that? Do you mean the AXIS?
You can't! The last time you tried that, it failed, remember? You just opt to attack the Wall of Thorns instead; 20,000 damage!
ahahaha MeeM are that BLOD? bro this gaem should be ratESRBd M for MEEM, no what I'M sayin???
Sweet Bro AUTO-CLAMS the attack with his claimed clam.
+8,000 HP! Your ubercharge is ready.
Ra's Hand || The Silmaril = Eä's Orb (Level 9: 1/10)
> DUAL TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 METAL STORM - WALL OF LEAD
50,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
Sylvester Stallone is now so powerful that he OPSPLODES since he rolls over the OP Scale!
I had assumed you would do that manually. But it lasted for a while before it got destroyed.
Sorry about that.
You lob them at Itchy, who dodges!
16,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
No one else has eyelids either; they're Minecraft avatars and mobs!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 OGLOGOTH'S CRY - HORRORTERROR
15,000 damage to the True Maniac's Blaze Rod!
The keycharm creates a crimson tomb around the Monolith, which has no doors.
Okay. It will be interesting to see how this will work.
You try, but fail! SBaHJ's powers are too strong!
5,000 damage to the AXIS!
They died in the Godmodder's x5 DEATHDOM COMBO two turns ago.
I'll send you a PM on the subject.
1 damage to the Subspace Gunship!
Sweet Bro is so .jpeg'd that he is literally incapable of strifing! He just wanders around and attacks things ironically.
Crowbar && Derailed Plot Transcript && Turnsword = Broken Anachronism (Level 40: 1/41)
Crowbar && Combatdice of Zillywen = Catenative Zillybar (Level 11: 1/12)
The Sunsetter deals 10,000 damage to one of his Shadows!
Next attack against SBaHJ fails!
3,000 damage to the Relic!
The fireball is destroyed by a copious amount of artifacts!
+4,000 HP to Stheno!
That's an odd name for an entity... The only snake around here is Stheno!
You fail! The Wall of Thorns deals 8,000 damage to you as you attempt to acquire one of its thorns!
8,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
4,500 damage to Uberghast Roland!
Chair Charge Cannon added, so long as the charges you use to power it up are not ACTUAL charges.
The Godmodder grimaces... For a Neutral player, you sure seem to be attacking his entities a lot. Both attacks combined deal 7,000 damage to the Relic!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY - COLORMATIC
30,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
You arrive at the Antarctic tundra. Looking at the shades, there appears to be a stone pedestal embedded in their surface.
7,000 damage to Uberghast Roland!
SBaHJ have lost the ability to equip artifact shields! You still give them the hot gods, though.
You're a Minecraft avatar; you don't have toenails!
6,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
N... No!
Next attack against SBaHJ fails!
6,000 damage since you didn't use the weapon properly!
Master Hand was, but he promptly became Mathew Toronto and ascended out of the Battlefield. Crazy Hand hasn't. A player by the name of Northern_Lights was doing things with Gensokyo and the Touhou cast, but he doesn't post much anymore.
1 damage!
4,000 damage to the Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge and Stheno!
You log onto GameFaqs.
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DTG: A Compendium
By TwinGamer
V 4.1.3
Made 12/7/12
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[0] Contents
[X] Introduction
[Y] The Trifecta
[Y.A] Universe A
[Y.B] Universe B
[Y.C] Universe C
[Z] Other Universes
[1] A Terrible Fate
[2] Godmodding
[2.1] The Finer Arts of Godmodding
[3] The Godmodder
[4] Godmodder's Allies
[4.1] The Terrors
[4.2] The Mechs
[4.3] The Wayback Machine
[4.4] The Turrets
[5] Godmodder's Enemies
[5.1] Summoning Entities
[5.2] The Void
[6] Counter-Godmodding
[7] Temporal Shenanigans
[7.1] The Fourth Wall
[7.2] The First Block
[7.3] The Narrative
[7.4] Operators
[7.5] Paradox Space
[8] Void Artifacts
[8.1] The Black Monolith
[8.2] The Hexahedron
[8.3] The U҉̡́ļ̷͜t͏͏i̸͝m̨͢͞a̸̸͡͏ţ͜͠é̡́͝ ̡͘͝Ŗ͜͞ę̵w̸͞a҉̢̀͞͠r̛͟͞d̶̡
[8.4] The Disc
[9] Schizophrenia
[9.1] The Arrival
[9.2] The Build
[9.3] The Shatter
[9.4] The Split
[10] The Game Behind The Game
[10.1] Operating
[11] History
[11.1] Pre-War
[11.2] The Psi War
[11.3] The First War
[11.4] The Second War
[11.5] The Break
[12] In Conclusion
[13] FAQ
...Wow. Whoever wrote this guide was busy in the past year. Wait... Who wrote this guide? It wasn't me... Right?
...
You're complaining how it can handle SBaHJ when it can handle massive spaceships taller than the tallest buildings in the world, meteors, explosions that rip thousands of chunks from the world, weapons with actual stats, characters from Homestuck, AND things with circles in them?
Hella Jeff agrees with you!
All your attacks are already critting!
Fire to the Rain? What's that song? I've never heard of it.
I've also never heard of a Heck Breaker Missile.
5,000 damage to True Maniac!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TEMPEST'S TEMPER - MAELSTROMBOUND
Shadow killed!
10,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
THE WITCHING HOUR: A set of gauntlets that are as black as the Inky Abyss itself. They are inlaid with a few dull gems that seem to resonate with a dark power, providing the user the ability to wield shadow magics.
16,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
AHAB'S BOXCARS: A modified version of Ahab's Crosshairs with two harpoons: the main one and a smaller one connected to a bubble containing loathsome pop-a-matic bubble technology. Upon fire, the bubble will activate, rolling the eight dice and providing an additional effect to the attack.
9,000 damage to the True Maniac!
Does nothing!
It will work as you say.
7,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
Construct Squad added! Their HP seems to be lower than before.
You use the Auditory Piston, summoning a band of Zombie Pigmen!
You fail! You can only use one Special Attack per post!
You join the Nether sidequest!
20,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns! You cannot slow its regeneration!
Awesome Xylophonic Integrated System.
4,000 damage to the Relic!
You lack the proper artifacts required to interact with the Source Code of Reality! The charge fails!
5,000 damage to Uberghast Roland!
10,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
4,000 damage to the Relic!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE: ULTRAMARINE
25,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
+6,000 HP!
All Hostile entities deal 20,000 damage to Uberghast Hello!
The Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge glitches out and fires an artifact beam at Stheno, dealing 8,000 damage!
Itchy deals 1 damage to the Subspace Gunship! The TIE-Sentry attempts to attack, but the corruption surrounding it fries its systems! It turns into a SBaHJ comic... Stheno's Army and the Construct Squad deal 7,000 damage to the AXIS!
The Relic uses Fire Beam on the Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge, dealing 6,000 damage to it, Burning it and maxing out its Fire Charges! It gains the passive effect Twin Fires! The Relic uses Tremor, dealing 4,000 damage to SBaHJ! It gains an Earth Charge! The AXIS transfers 30 TJ from the Mortar into the Shield Generator! The AXIS transfers 20 TJ from the Mortar into the Left Gun, and 10 TJ from the Main Body into the Right Gun! It fires both, dealing 14,000 damage to the True Maniac's Blaze Rod! The AXIS transfers 30 TJ from both Guns into the Main Body! Both Uberghasts destroy the True Maniac's Shadow! The Godmodder destroys his remaining Blaze Rod, and the Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge! He then jumps into the Nether!
The allied entities in the Nether deal 50,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns! The Godmodder decides to help you all out and refills the Sacred Items! He then prepares a Combat Operandi of his own... Help him charge it! If he is successful, the Wall of Thorns will take a massive decrease in health! The Wall of Thorns deals 10,000 damage to every player and entity, but the Wither Skeletons are shielded!
The Itinerary:
Main Quest -
> AGs: Destroy the Uberghasts! They're buffing the PGs' defense stat!
> AGs: Defeat SBaHJ!
> AGs: Defeat the True Maniac!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Wayback entities! They may help turn the tide of battle...
> PGs: Defeat SBaHJ!
> PGs: Defeat the True Maniac!
The SBaHJfield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
True Maniac: [H] HP: 235,000/300,000. To the Nether: II Eye See You: IIII Necron's Revenge: IIIII
Sweet Bro: [H] HP: 130,000/180,000.
Hella Jeff: [H] HP: 167,000/180,000. Burned: II
Itchy: [AG]
the snake.... HAS the queen: [AG] HP: 70,000/120,000. Burned: II Marring Whirlwind: I Scalestorm: II Ophidian Battle Cry: IIIII Stheno's Pet: 20,000/20,000. (x2.)
Construct Squad: [AG] Rock Constructs: 7,000/7,000. (x3.) Wood Constructs: 5,000/5,000. (x3.) Steel Constructs: 7,000/7,000. (x3.)
Relic: [PG] HP: 178,000/200,000. Charges: Earth ----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
axis DOG [PG] HP: 234,000/250,000. Shields: 30,000/50,000. Main Body: 70 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 30 TJ. Mortar: 0 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 95/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Uberghast Roland: [PG] HP: 141,500/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Uberghast BRO: [PG] HP: 176,000/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 47. Dance of Thorns: IIII Boost the charge for this attack to decimate the Wall of Thorns!
The Nether:
Vault~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 8,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
fseftr: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
Amperz4nd: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
XDGrangerDX: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [PL] HP: 4,000/30,000.
OpelSpeedster: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 25,000/25,000. (x2.)
Level 1 Sentry Gun: [N] HP: 10,000/20,000.
Amplifier: [N] HP: 10,000/20,000. Boosting a permanent crit bonus.
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 23,000/70,000.
~
Wall of Thorns: [N] HP: 2,480,000/4,000,000. Regenerates +100,000 HP every turn.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
S6 Archailect: 7/25
Temporal Acceleration Field: 6/10
Nanobody: 3/15
He scream
Progress to Delta-Rank: 43/100 (yes, Twin let me reduce the ammount of spells needed)
/null
I'll be making my great escape now!
Nothing much, except that the .JPG is spreading and TRUE MANIAC has been unleashed. Besides that, nothing. /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
My army is marching in to attack Julius Caesar
My Army:1000 Elite Supersoilders
10000 light infantry
15000 assault troopers
17500 infantry
10000 heavy infantry
5000 Tanks
A rock
I wonder what happened with this: Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff then have a VICTORIOUS MOMENT. It will be unleashed upon summon.
Supreme Battery and Holistic Jeguns 5/15(x2) Doing this is hard. It's hard and nobody understands.
Geromy 16/50
Husstet && Bullets 1/9
Doctor's Crystals && Bullets 1/9
High Rollers && Bullets 1/9
I roll my Combatdice at True Maniac.
I use the Sunsetter/High Noon on True Maniac.
I use the SBaHJifier on True Maniac, then copypaste the resulting cmoic all ovever SBaHJ.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
S6 Archailect: 8/25
Temporal Acceleration Field: 7/10
Nanobody: 4/15
He scream
25/25 Health Care Package + 1 fseftr
> K4yne: I heal Roland with the Health Care Package.
> R. K.: Ubers Roland with Strange Hippocrates 451.
I help fseftr twice.
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 100% In Use
MMMPH: 0%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
HMAS Ship: 10/50
More Ships: 40/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Ion Cannon 1/2
Assualt Drone: Shoot ultramarine at sweet bro
Fseftr: BT: Ultramarine
Blue:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
Richard.
You said I would pay for leaving your side.
Well.
I'd rather not.
Nevertheless.
I've found more irritating entities.
-Hunt for the God Fellow-
Research Ship: Examine Stone Pedestal
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Action 1/3
Halloween Surprise: 36/50
Stellar Energy Harness: 11/50
I take the sheer injustice of this situation and bludgeon the Godmodder in the strong spot with it. While he laughs, I punch his weakest spot with it.
Afterwards, I take the ASCII symbol I created previously and poke the Godmodder incessantly with it.
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 1/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
=CHARGE=
-34 / 50- MCR, (+4 TOTAL, Modpack)
-25 / 25- The Wall -> COMPLETE, SAVING...
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I decide to preform a...
ZILLYSBAHJ COMBO ATTACK on UBERGHAST ROLAND.
=COMMAND=
Itchy will attack the Subspace Gunship again.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
THX MIDDLE NOTE [!] : 37/50
Giant Everything: 37/40
i fire the overkill minirail at the true maniac
I'll be making my great escape now!
Battlefield: I take The Iron Fist and leverage it against 'True' Maniac, firing a hail of bullets at him as I rush up to deliver a Mithril fistful of hurt, right in the stomach.
Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (Warp Ring, Level 6, 4/7).
The Iron Fist && Cold Fusion Ender Pearl (The Man Ender, Level 5, 4/6).
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (18/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (18/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (8/15)
+2 to Piono.
Cthulhu's Eye 5/11
+1 to Leon and Zerithos.
I attempt to do Onyx Visink 8-Ball && Energy Tap 1/???. An energy tap allows one to draw energy from a specified object, which is attached to said energy tap.
I cast Woegothics on True Maniac. Then, I shoot him in the head with The Blotspitter.
RPLS-A/E:
I say we fire this thing at whatever you want. HOWEVER, fire it at something significant, that happens to NOT be Richard.
And that's just it, the modification was by luck, by manipulation of luck in fact. Phobos uses improbability power, and can use it in the same way a light player could use their god tier abilities: to warp chance. Popping up 9s on a d8 is technically possible, but just ridiculously unlikely.
I +1 tazz three times
6/10 for the wormholer
3/10 for Ea's Orb
I do The Witching Hour OR Machin Shin (this is a dark wind that eats souls in the Wheel of Time, basically as dark as you can get. Darkness that eats physical things) AND Mordeth's Knife (probably the only known thing scary enough to rival Machin Shin) 1/11
22/50 for mega attack
12/15 for charge attack
piono uses Combat Operandi: Rogue's Gallery upon the Wall of Thorns, and Phobos charges up the godmodder's power. (this wall of thorns fight is taking entirely too long. Seriously, I thought the godmodder was supposed to be the only marathon boss around here)
Tricky shrugs at Blue. (Blue is still a girl, right fseftr?)
L͓͓᷉̏ͧ͂̑e͓̪̹͓̣ͤ̎a̜͓̱͇͓̘ͤd̗͓͓᷇̈̾̎ ͓̞̭̺͓̬ͮt̛͓᷊͓̓᷀̚h̵̛͓̠̭͓͂ȩ͓̝͓̀ͭ̓ ̨͓̳͓᷅᷄᷆w̢͓͓̩͓᷀͡a̹͓̘͓ͨ᷉͘y̢͓͓̤ͭ᷉᷄ ͍͓̙͓̥́͆l͓̫̗͓͓͋᷀a͓͉͓̬᷀᷇᷇d͓̲̻͓̍͑ͭy͓͓̜ͮ̄̀̈́.͓̹̖͓̅᷈͟
N̷̖͖̥̯͖͊i͖͖᷀ͦ̒͛̔c͖̅̑͏͖͔̐e͖̳̞͖͋᷀͊ ᷂͖̲͔͖͓ͬǵ͖̜͔͖̈ͯu̢̧͖̣̝͖̭n͖̖͖̎ͪ͋̅ ͖͇͖ͬ̈ͦ͟b͖͎͖̠ͮ̿͢y͖̝͖ͥ̑̂̊ ̴͖͔͖ͦ̅͂t͖̠͖̿̓̍ͬh̸͖͖ͪ̍̈́͛e͖͍͖ͩ̂̓̕ ͖̪͖͆͌̀͜w̗͖̤͖ͨͩ̍a̰͖̤͖̤͆̀y͖͓͖̓͛͘͝.͖͖͋̆ͥ̊͋
I̶᷊᷂͇̘͊͊'͓̝̋͊᷅͗͊d͏̡͊ͦ͊̏͞ ͓͖̓͊͗ͦ͊a᷿ͤ͊̍᷁͊͆p̮̍͊᷈͏͇͊p̧̜͊᷅͊ͩ͠r̛͊ͧ͊̚͜͢e̺̖̣͊̓͊̾c̞ͤ͊ͭ́͊ͪi̶᷊̮͊͋͊̕a̝͚᷈͊̋͊̿t̴̻͔͊ͣ̋͊e̥̽͊͏̏͊̃ ̞̫͊̋̋͊͒i̳᷀͊ͦͭ͊᷄f̠̳͊͊̄͢͞ ̘ͥ͊ͨ᷁͊ͅy͚̜ͤ͊ͨ͒͊ǫ̞͎̤͊ͫ͊u̻͓᷈͊ͮ̏͊ ᷿̗͊̊̆͊᷈d͍̳̦͊᷇͊ͯḭ̶̟͊̈̈́͊d̳̰̑͊ͤ͊͆n᷉͊̆́̑͊᷈'̙̬̰̮͊᷾͊t̜̦͊ͦ͊͜͝ ͥ͊͆͊ͭ͘͞r̨͓̣͊̓͗͊ù̴̮͊ͦ͊͡i᷿͊ͪ̈́͊̂͘n̲̘᷉͊᷀͊᷇ ̰̩͊̐ͬ͊͡m᷉͊́̋ͩ͊̅y̧̧͉͊̽͊ͩ ̳̖̲̻͊̌͊s̅͊͠͏̙͊̚u̜͚̿͊͂ͯ͊i͙̜̖͊͂͊̇t̴̳͕͊᷀͌͊ ̦̺̪͊̓ͮ͊w͖̭᷊̗͊̀͊i̊͊ͯ᷅̇͊᷅ṱ̬̞͊̓͊̕ḫ͖͛͊̾̆͊ ̙̳͊᷃̊͑͊i͊͛͗ͯ͊ͤ͡t̥͊̂ͦ͊͒̚ ̧̖͊̀̊͊̾t̪͛͊̒͌̓͊h̴᷾͊̃̑͊̃o͖̭̊͊̉͊͡u͎ͦ͊̐̐͊͌g͇̥͉͊̓̂͊ḣ͕᷊͊͋ͮ͊.̧̝͎̟͊ͥ͊
Waiting on serpent, because I have no idea what we'll find in her dreamscape, so... yeah, can't post anything about that until she does.
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.