Reattaching my hand I forge the Ring of Thirteen (item)
The Ring of Thirteen gives me a single spell to use each turn in a semi-random manner, based on the total number of words in the summon actions part of the GM summary. The number cannot exceed 13 so numbers higher are added together numerologically: ie. 24 = 2+4 = 6.
This number determines the spell's element with the elements listed below:
The level of the spell ranges from 1 to 50 and depends on how many times this type of spell has already been given by the ring, so if the ring gives a lightning type spell and has given lightning twice before the spell level is 3, thrice before - its 4 etc.
Once any element hits lvl 50 the ring explodes instead of giving a spell the turn after.
Element 13 is special - two numbers are generated, one from the words as before minus the number of posts last turn (must be positive), and another from the number of posts last turn including the gm summary. The resulting spell is a combination of the two given elements or a spell that fits into no category.
?: 50/50 I'll write this on the weekend, hopefully.
i: 50/50 +1 self /\
ii: 18/50 +1 self
iii: 11/50 +1 self
iv: 1/50
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
NimbleQuest! (Hey Nimble, sorry but you missed my post last turn!) >Leonstar0: Since you haven't leaped into the painting yet, pick up a painting and shove it into the painting where the brush is. If nothing happens then enter if it is safe.
Leonstar1: I use my stabilizing aura to attempt to de-SBaHJ The Snake Queen and some of the battle field.
(Not pulling this power out of my ass, multiple times I have rejected outside and corrupting influences. Mr. Blobbly, Semi-Split Immunity, Grimdarkness bursting at the seems as my aura and my mind automatically tried to reject it. ect.)
(Hummmm... Mr. Blobby... Wrath of the Blobby + SBaHJ? :/)
ANYWAY
@zerithos "Thank you for the cookie! Although, since the Grandmatriarchs weren't summoned, I'm not entirely sure that the cookie even existed. Eh, : P"
I forge light the AXIS normally, and then realize my scouting unit is gone! WHERE DID THEY GO? THEY MUST BE DEAD! OR SBAHJIFIED INTO SOMETHING UNRECOGNIZABLE! YYYYY?
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Well technically, that was a heavenly chip, and it was supposed to a: make your Holy Mackerels better/ more delicious or b: allow you to produce Holy Mackerels faster, because honestly what you do with them is just hilarious.
Twin, please, should I go along with my plans or not?
/null
5/30 Stasis
7/15 Hilt reforged
7/15 Blade reforged
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws 5/10
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 7/11
Assists: +1 Erelye, +1 Talist
The cloaked man gets gathers 1,000,000,000 TNT blocks and combines them all into one block, creating the MEGA NUKE. He then places it inside a energy conversion chamber (a chamber that absorbs all the energy from something with no loss and converts it into energy to be fired out as a lazer beam) and blows it up. He then fires the lazer at Sweet Bro and misses completely, hitting a creeper instead! This causes the creeper to become ultra super mega uber charged. The creeper then blows up on the Subspace Gunship. The cloaked man shrugs and challenges Sweet Bro to a strife.
Netherquest: I take a singular thorn from the WALL OF THORNS and attempt to store it for my future Alchemizing needs.
Overworld: I summon a HOT DOG CAR from WARIOWARE INCORPORATED, it's mean speed unparalleled by any other food-based transportation method that I am consciously aware of. Just prior to impact with SWEET BRO, however, I put.........PEANUT BUTTER on that HOT DOG, boosting its damage in more ways than one.
Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (?, 2/?).
The Iron Fist && Cold Fusion Ender Pearl (?, 2/?).
Counting +1 from Piono...
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (15/50)
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-28 / 50- MCR
-25 / 25- The Wall
+1 to Modpack
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
I pull out the ARMISTYX, and decide to use it normally against UBERGHAST ROLAND.
I then deploy a CHAIR-CHARGE-CANNON in the Nether!
[N] Chair Charge Cannon
HP: 10,000
Attacks:
Shot: Fires a low-powered shot, dealing 2,000 damage.
Barrage: Can be used if a player uses a charge on this entity. Deals (charge power) x 2,000 damage. Minimum power for charge: 5.
I lose all sense of faking human emotions and start speaking in a dreadfully creepy monotone.
"Quite simple. Recently, I've been having actual emotions. Ones that are not useful to me. Something in me has gone wrong somewhere. I need to find out what is broken. First, I have to search other dreamscapes, to find out what causes emotion. What causes..."
I then falter slightly, seemingly embarrassed.
"...crushes."
Back to monotone, with a little bit of Voice of the Legion.
"The best way to search other dreamscapes is to do it en masse. Search as many as possible, if you will. That way, I can examine many different minds. Then, when I try to search my own, decidedly fragmented, mind, then I will find what in there is causing these feelings. AND DESTROY IT. I hope you understand."
Assualt Drone: Shoot ultramarine at relic
Fseftr: BT: Colormatic
HMAS Victor: Ion cannon the relic.
Blue:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
-Blue's Tour-
Blue sits on her chair in her room, speaking into a tablet.
Yeah.
Engie.
If you want to come.
I'll pick up one of your drones.
She's informed that someone has appeared behind her. Without turning around, she starts talking to who she assumes is engie.
I'm not even going to ask how you got in here so quickly.
But I said to wait for a pick up.
Blue spins her chair around, and sees Tricky.
Oh god...
The clown.
I'm alone...
With a clown.
[Censored]
Blue starts panicking, reaches for Ultramarine, and aims it at Tricky.
Get...
Get away from me!
(This is nothing against tricky, Blue is afraid of clowns. A fear which I totally didn't just make up for comedy.)
-Hunt for the God-fellow-
Accessing satellite feeds....
Access achieved.
Gathering all footage for target co-ordinates.
Sending research ship to target co-ordinates.
Research ship arrived at Earth C: South Pole Beacon.
Research ship landed at target.
Insert Command: Observe.
Netherquest: I whip out a toenail clipper, clip my toenails, grow the clippings to insane sizes, and use the razor-sharp clippings as temporary swords against the WALL OF THORNS.
Overworld: I use a MAGIC SPELL OF TEMPORARY ENLARGEMENT to make myself grow to five times my usual size. I then pick up a very large rock and make an astounding leap.
"The big man...HASS the stone!"
I then slam-dunk the rock right onto SWEET BRO'S noggin before I shrink.
Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (?, 3/?).
The Iron Fist && Cold Fusion Ender Pearl (?, 3/?).
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (16/50)
Supreme Battery and Holistic Jeguns 2/15 Doing this is hard. It's hard and nobody understands.
Geromy 11/50
Ahab's Boxcars 10/11
Crowbar && Derailed Plot Transcript && ( Timetables && Cheap Sword) 2/??
Crowbar && (Fluorite Octet && Spiral Sucker ||? Whichever makes the Catenative version, not the dice) 2/??
I belatedly attempt to harness the power of the 15K post to boost SBaHJ. Where doing this man where making this happen
I attempt to add more artifacts again by duplicating a ridiculous amount of Sords and Guns, then copypasting them all over the Artifact Shields, and finally lowering the quality again.
I punch True Maniac in the face. With Gladius Dei.
I check to see if Master and Crazy Hand have been summoned before. I also check to see if there has been a portal opened to Gensokyo previously. (I'm not doing anything with them, just wondering.)
Multi-Powersuit 30/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Gearlavine 14/20
Energyblast 2/9
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 2)
I cast file corruption, .jpeg'ing already .jpeg'ed enities even more which causes them to loose some HPs...
Serpent's side quest: I cut the wall of thorns into an ARTWORK. ...Damnit i suck at treeschooling, its ruined. RUINED I SAY!
I continue the assault on the Hexmobile and send out a small foglet (cloud of nanomachines) to being slowly replacing my body, which will allow me to de-form, re-form, shape-shift, and convert matter to become parts of me. This would take, oh, 15 turns?
S6 Archailect: 5/25
Temporal Acceleration Field: 4/10
Nanobody: 1/15
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The Ring of Thirteen gives me a single spell to use each turn in a semi-random manner, based on the total number of words in the summon actions part of the GM summary. The number cannot exceed 13 so numbers higher are added together numerologically: ie. 24 = 2+4 = 6.
This number determines the spell's element with the elements listed below:
Spell Elements:1) Fire, 2) Ice, 3) Water, 4) Earth, 5) Wood, 6) Holy/Light, 7) Unholy/Darkness, 8) Gravity, 9) Undeath, 10)Shield, 11) Entropy, 12) Lightning, 13 Combo/Secret.
The level of the spell ranges from 1 to 50 and depends on how many times this type of spell has already been given by the ring, so if the ring gives a lightning type spell and has given lightning twice before the spell level is 3, thrice before - its 4 etc.
Once any element hits lvl 50 the ring explodes instead of giving a spell the turn after.
Element 13 is special - two numbers are generated, one from the words as before minus the number of posts last turn (must be positive), and another from the number of posts last turn including the gm summary. The resulting spell is a combination of the two given elements or a spell that fits into no category.
i: 50/50 +1 self /\
ii: 18/50 +1 self
iii: 11/50 +1 self
iv: 1/50
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
NimbleQuest! (Hey Nimble, sorry but you missed my post last turn!)
>Leonstar0: Since you haven't leaped into the painting yet, pick up a painting and shove it into the painting where the brush is. If nothing happens then enter if it is safe.
Leonstar1: I use my stabilizing aura to attempt to de-SBaHJ The Snake Queen and some of the battle field.
(Not pulling this power out of my ass, multiple times I have rejected outside and corrupting influences. Mr. Blobbly, Semi-Split Immunity, Grimdarkness bursting at the seems as my aura and my mind automatically tried to reject it. ect.)
(Hummmm... Mr. Blobby... Wrath of the Blobby + SBaHJ? :/)
ANYWAY
@zerithos "Thank you for the cookie! Although, since the Grandmatriarchs weren't summoned, I'm not entirely sure that the cookie even existed. Eh, : P"
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 2/3
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 60
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Twin, please, should I go along with my plans or not?
/null
5/30 Stasis
7/15 Hilt reforged
7/15 Blade reforged
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws 5/10
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 7/11
Assists: +1 Erelye, +1 Talist
The cloaked man gets gathers 1,000,000,000 TNT blocks and combines them all into one block, creating the MEGA NUKE. He then places it inside a energy conversion chamber (a chamber that absorbs all the energy from something with no loss and converts it into energy to be fired out as a lazer beam) and blows it up. He then fires the lazer at Sweet Bro and misses completely, hitting a creeper instead! This causes the creeper to become ultra super mega uber charged. The creeper then blows up on the Subspace Gunship. The cloaked man shrugs and challenges Sweet Bro to a strife.
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
Geromy 10/50
Ahab's Boxcars 9/11
Crowbar && Derailed Plot Transcript && ( Timetables && Cheap Sword) 1/??
Crowbar && ( Fluorite Octet && Spiral Sucker) 1/??
I use the Sunsetter if I still have it on True Maniac.
I use Photoshop to set SBaHJ's image quality to low, increasing the amount of artifacts.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I cast a Kinetic disruption field around the snake.... HAS the queen. This halves physical attacks.
(If this is seen as a bit too powerful an effect lets say it lasts for 3 turns only)
Overworld: I summon a HOT DOG CAR from WARIOWARE INCORPORATED, it's mean speed unparalleled by any other food-based transportation method that I am consciously aware of. Just prior to impact with SWEET BRO, however, I put.........PEANUT BUTTER on that HOT DOG, boosting its damage in more ways than one.
Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (?, 2/?).
The Iron Fist && Cold Fusion Ender Pearl (?, 2/?).
Counting +1 from Piono...
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (15/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (15/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (5/15)
+1 to K4yne and Piono.
Oh, and no, I haven't met you before, Piono
=CHARGE=
-28 / 50- MCR
-25 / 25- The Wall
+1 to Modpack
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
I pull out the ARMISTYX, and decide to use it normally against UBERGHAST ROLAND.
I then deploy a CHAIR-CHARGE-CANNON in the Nether!
[N] Chair Charge Cannon
HP: 10,000
Attacks:
Shot: Fires a low-powered shot, dealing 2,000 damage.
Barrage: Can be used if a player uses a charge on this entity. Deals (charge power) x 2,000 damage. Minimum power for charge: 5.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I lose all sense of faking human emotions and start speaking in a dreadfully creepy monotone.
"Quite simple. Recently, I've been having actual emotions. Ones that are not useful to me. Something in me has gone wrong somewhere. I need to find out what is broken. First, I have to search other dreamscapes, to find out what causes emotion. What causes..."
I then falter slightly, seemingly embarrassed.
"...crushes."
Back to monotone, with a little bit of Voice of the Legion.
"The best way to search other dreamscapes is to do it en masse. Search as many as possible, if you will. That way, I can examine many different minds. Then, when I try to search my own, decidedly fragmented, mind, then I will find what in there is causing these feelings. AND DESTROY IT. I hope you understand."
/thisisawallpost
(THIS EDITOR IS RUBBISH)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
HMAS Ship: 8/50
More Ships: 38/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Ion Cannon 0/2
Assualt Drone: Shoot ultramarine at relic
Fseftr: BT: Colormatic
HMAS Victor: Ion cannon the relic.
Blue:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
-Blue's Tour-
Blue sits on her chair in her room, speaking into a tablet.
Yeah.
Engie.
If you want to come.
I'll pick up one of your drones.
She's informed that someone has appeared behind her. Without turning around, she starts talking to who she assumes is engie.
I'm not even going to ask how you got in here so quickly.
But I said to wait for a pick up.
Blue spins her chair around, and sees Tricky.
Oh god...
The clown.
I'm alone...
With a clown.
[Censored]
Blue starts panicking, reaches for Ultramarine, and aims it at Tricky.
Get...
Get away from me!
(This is nothing against tricky, Blue is afraid of clowns. A fear which I totally didn't just make up for comedy.)
-Hunt for the God-fellow-
Accessing satellite feeds....
Access achieved.
Gathering all footage for target co-ordinates.
Sending research ship to target co-ordinates.
Research ship arrived at Earth C: South Pole Beacon.
Research ship landed at target.
Insert Command: Observe.
=CHARGE=
-29 / 50- MCR
-26 / 25- The Wall
+1 to Modpack
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
I decide to-
"WIKI CANNON READY. 100 PAGES CREATED."
Oh, cool.
Using the power of the 100 WIKI PAGES, I fire a world-shattering blast at UBERGHAST ROLAND.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
i ^upgrate^ the arfifact shelds. if they are dead, i MKAE new ones.
i give SB adn HJ hot gods for btatle.
Oh no
oh. there you /\re. i w/\s worrying something terrible h/\d h/\ppened.
Future Serpent stares down at herself. The eerie, powder-blue eyes bring back painful memories...
Oh no
Overworld: I use a MAGIC SPELL OF TEMPORARY ENLARGEMENT to make myself grow to five times my usual size. I then pick up a very large rock and make an astounding leap.
"The big man...HASS the stone!"
I then slam-dunk the rock right onto SWEET BRO'S noggin before I shrink.
Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (?, 3/?).
The Iron Fist && Cold Fusion Ender Pearl (?, 3/?).
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (16/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (16/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (6/15)
+1 to K4yne and Piono.
Geromy 11/50
Ahab's Boxcars 10/11
Crowbar && Derailed Plot Transcript && ( Timetables && Cheap Sword) 2/??
Crowbar && (Fluorite Octet && Spiral Sucker ||? Whichever makes the Catenative version, not the dice) 2/??
I belatedly attempt to harness the power of the 15K post to boost SBaHJ. Where doing this man where making this happen
I attempt to add more artifacts again by duplicating a ridiculous amount of Sords and Guns, then copypasting them all over the Artifact Shields, and finally lowering the quality again.
I punch True Maniac in the face. With Gladius Dei.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Lunar Magic: 22/50
Spritetool: 20/32
I check to see if Master and Crazy Hand have been summoned before. I also check to see if there has been a portal opened to Gensokyo previously. (I'm not doing anything with them, just wondering.)
I throw a Bob-omb at the Subspace Gunship.
Multi-Powersuit 30/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Gearlavine 14/20
Energyblast 2/9
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 2)
I cast file corruption, .jpeg'ing already .jpeg'ed enities even more which causes them to loose some HPs...
Serpent's side quest: I cut the wall of thorns into an ARTWORK. ...Damnit i suck at treeschooling, its ruined. RUINED I SAY!
INVENTORY
16.
15.
>A/E-Mutable Shell fully infused.
>Chambering A/E-Mutable Shell.
12.
11.
>A/E-Mutable Shell chambered.
>Warming up Acceleration coils.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
All charges Progress.
My current Alchemy is "Void's Rogue", don't forget, self.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
S6 Archailect: 5/25
Temporal Acceleration Field: 4/10
Nanobody: 1/15
He scream