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Crimson Cult Research 19/50 (+1 from Amp.)
+1 to Amp and Zerithos.
I cast Unknown Tome on True Maniac. Then, I do Chaos Pearl && Eldritch Tentacle && Nightmare Fuel 1/???
Perhaps I should ask my Transparent Magic Cueball about the Onyx Visink 8-Ball.
Is it important I harness the energy within this 8-Ball?
A/E-IC:
Twenty minutes...
I observe the integration screen, the light it projects reflecting off my eyes. Every minute, I pull down one of the remaining twenty switches.
Five minutes left... I suggest you oversee this screen whilst I go and activate the third layer.
With that, I get underneath the device, and open a small hatch on the bottom. I then enter the core. The sound of dark liquid, such as that from a Brain-In-a-Jar, sloshing can be heard, along with a fizzing sound. I pop out from the bottom, re-seal the hatch, and stride back to the screen.
Oh my, that third core layer is particularly radioactive. There are three minutes left, by the way.
Wallpost:
I glance at Future Serpent, or whoever she technically should be called.
Ah. Though we have definitely never met, and you have likely never even heard of me, I am still obligated to say hello. So... hello, I suppose.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
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Netherquest: I give the WALL OF THORNS painfully hard MATH PROBLEMS to solve and turn in by tomorrow, or it gets an F!
Battlefield: I throw a can over the heads of the .JPEG ABOMINATIONS that are SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF.
THE CAN RUSE IS A...
DISTRACTION!
But of course. While they're distracted, I teach a squirrel how to steal huge artifact shields, then command it to do just that and shield itself with the newly-stolen shield.
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Chaos Emerald. (Level ?, 2/?)
Cold Fusion Power Cell && Ender Pearl. (Level ?, 2/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (12/50)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I monitor both the indicated screen and my HUD, making small modifications to my hardware as sequencing errors crop up, and occasionally providing Erelye's gear with some required permission.
"Yeah, radiation's an issue. I wouldn't suggest you explore the Monochromium reactor banks, I doubt even you can handle that stuff, you saw what happened to this armor when it got hit."
>A/E Infusion at eighty percent completion.
>Accelerator capacitors at ninety percent required threshold.
>Two minutes to full arming.
All charges progress. +1 to same.
Monochromium pollution to the area destabilizes the timeline to the point that four of me stand here, rather than one, all firing!
Seeing that the Celestial Bomb Whatever is done doing whatever it is it was going to do I decide to leave the area, traveling five thousand years into the future. I get a surgical procedure preformed on me, equipping me with a new arm capable of using nanotech to convert surrounding matter into things useful for the current situation, within reason, of course. I travel back to the present and assemble a suit designed to monitor my bodily functions and administer morphine when I'm bored injured. Along with the suit I construct a sword, well, more like a rod. This rod's only purpose is to sever the bonds of the molecules it touches upon being activated. With that all being done I set off to kill that one thing under that tree over there. The skeleton, yeah, that thing.
=CHARGE=
-24 / 50- MCR
-21 / 25- The Wall
+1 to Modpack
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
OH BABY I HURT THE GODMODDER-
The Godmodder hits me with a huge frying pan, and one of my soulbots goes flying straight towards Uberghast Roland.\
=COMMAND=
Itchy will attack the Subspace Gunship.
The Godmodder doesn't hit you with a huge frying pan.
I don't entirely understand why that last attack failed, but okay.
20/20 WEITT
The strange distorted shape materializes into... a cat? Yes it's a cat, of course it's a cat. This specific cat immediately goes into stasis. A shield envelops it. Attempting to penetrate the shield makes it leave the universe for the rest of the update. IT can now move into and out of the Minecraftian universe at will. Who knows where it's going when it leaves.
1/30 Stasis
15/15 Hilt
15/15 Blade
Oops, it seems the Hilt and Blade got messed up in the process of moving across multiverses. Now they're just piles of Deicium. (For clarification Deicium is an extremely rare metal, even in the only known multiverse it's known to exist in. It has incredible properties, such as it having never been known to break, being able to channel/ be imbued with most kinds of magical energy, and being able to strike killing blows on godly beings (hence its name).)
Claw gloves | | Sunspot = ? 1/?
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 3/11
Assists: +1 Erelye, +1 Talist
The cloaked man, while glad that his summoning magic worked, is a bit saddened by the fact that he can't just immediately reforge his favorite sword. No matter, he'll just recreate it in this world, with a few improvements, of course.
1/15 Hilt reforged
1/15 Blade reforged
After doing all this, the cloaked man uses the Demonic Octet on the Hexmobile. ... By propelling them at mach speed through the Hexmobile's shield generator, or whatever it uses to regen shields.
Zerithos, if its rare, and being listed as rare, the only known multiverse its found in, would be the only known multiverse.
Anything listed being a multiverse or bigger (such as my/Eric's fantasy... thing) is at most a universe cluster, so as to prevent confusion.
I finish the queen's whip
3/6 for Ra's Hand
I do the Nightcrawler OR liquid night AND solidified darkness 1/?
11/50 for mega attack
1/15 for charge attack
piono looks around the battlefield.
Screw it, I need Phobos back before I do anything big.
Its almost time anyways, where the gorilla is he?
piono slams the Nightcrawler into the ground and melds into the shadows.
In the nether, Phobos suddenly whirls around, as his shadow aura parts, and coagulates into the shape of piono.
Step aside, me and Phobos are going to deal with this.
Piono tosses Terra Firma to Phobos, who staggers under its crushing weight, and piono then draws Levis Ignis.
Dual Technique: Volcanic Heart Lvl10: Underworld
Phobos drops Terra Firma to the ground, and the entire nether rumbles and shudders.
Piono brings Levis ignis down, combining the powers of the two artifacts.
The two primary elements of the nether.
In massive blast of force, the entire nether itself seems to turn into an angry weapon bent on destroying the wall of thorn. The ceilings caves in, the floor splits, releasing massive geysers of magma into the thorns, the ocean seas and waterfalls change course to smash into the thing, turning the location of the wall into a massive whirling mess of firey doom.
QUEEN'S WHIP: A pure black carapacian whip foretold to be used by the royalty of the dark planet. It is very keen on spatial manipulation, and can remotely change the speed of objects around it.
Nightcrawler || Liquid Night && Solidified Darkness = The Witching Hour (Level 5: 1/6)
Crimson Cult Research 13/50 (+1 from the cloaked man, whom I shall refer to as CM from now on.)
Nightvis Ingot 6/6!
Arcane Abyss Ring 5/5!
Crimson Monolith 5/6
+1 to Leon and Zerithos.
I examine my two new alchemies. Then, I cast Maelstrombound on True Maniac. I also blast pure waves of arcane power at him, by way of the Hazel Wand.
NIGHTVIS INGOT: A metal ingot that takes the form of the Inky Abyss. Constructed from a mixture of hardened void, concentrated magic energy, and some more standard metals, it seems to have vast amounts of magical power.
ARCANE ABYSS RING: A purple ring forged from crysalink. The energies of arcane singularities and the Inky Abyss toil from within.
Can I borrow someone's Portal Gun? Or Aperture Science Handheld Portalling Device. Whatever it is, I have a PLAN. *gets said item*
I shoot a portal on the bottom of a set of blocks that is one block above the blocks below it. I shoot the other portal beneath the Godmodder...Then onto the blocks below the Godmodder. The Godmodder explodes due to trying to occupy the same place with two separate halves of his body. Either that or I merely amputate him down the middle by cutting off the portal he's falling through.
Failed since you never said how you *got said item*!
I LOOK AT THE GIF CONTRIBUTORS. THEY ARE SO DEAD. I USE MY POWER IN AN ATTEMPT TO STABILIZE THE SHIELDS. I THEN USE SPIKE'S WRATH (THE NEW DIABLO) TO SLICE AND DICE THE UBERGHASTS.
GIF? What's a GIF? I don't think that's doing any corruption around here. Although there's a lot of weird .jpeg stuff going on.
Assualt Drone: Shoot advanced warfare at hexmobile
Fseftr: BT: Colormatic
HMAS Victor: Bio annihilate roland
Blue:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
Aluminium Elemental: Aluminium Blast
Hacking into satellites...
Hack successful.
Redirecting to recently received coordinates.
Satellite has arrived at coordinates.
Insert Command: Observe
Two extra mechanical arms form below mine, one wielding my Monochrome Sword to tear reality around the Foe, the other carrying the Dynamic Deathbringer set to all barrels full-auto, and join the concerted storm of ruin I am forming against the foe! {Yes, this is just me adding more and more separate weapon uses to the attacks. And maybe something further.}
Apologies, Erelye, I was distracted, what is the next step in your side's activation? Mine is underway, and can be explained to anyone who wants to listen.
No7ing that the Monochrome Sword is getting out of date, Monochrome Sword AND Voidmetal Shard AND Ruin Seed 1/?
The Foe in the void reaches a destination, finds a wall, makes passage, long and dangerous, between the endless nothing between worlds and something close to a place of substance... 17/20
You cannot use Special Attacks against the Godmodder's Wayback entities!
Crowbar (Level 10)
You ready Trouble at the Hexmobile and press its bubble! The dice spins around in the bubble and unleashes the massive catenative energies contained within! 15,000 damage!
Netherquest: I summon F-Zero racers. All of them. I do this in the middle of a race, however, so they're forced to eject and watch their machines crash into the Wall of Thorns. Captain Falcon-the last to crash because he was in the lead and had nearly lapped everyone-ejects and does his signature FALCON PUNCH on the Wall of Thorns before he desummons, because he's too awesome NOT to do so before he leaves.
Battlefield: With the Power Vortex Gate officially dead, I turn my attention to Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. I switch the .jpeg extension with a .gif instead.
Severed Left Hand || Silver Rifle = The Iron Fist (Level 3: 4/4) It's completed! I'm not entirely sure what it is (despite me looking at it right now), but I attach it to my left hand, replacing the pirate hook.
Adamantium Door && Voidstone = Voidstone Door (Level 4: 4/5)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (9/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (9/30)
Charge 3: Bracket Collapse (10/10!)
I expend Bracket Collapse, aiming it at 'True' Maniac. A swarm of golden Brackets appear, in the vein of one of Tabuu's attacks. Of course, Tabuu was only content with two; I settle for no less than one thousand. They all ensnare True Maniac and lift him into the air, helpless. They then slam him into the ground, as per the standard of the particular attack I copied. However, I don't just blatantly copy attacks, I improve upon them! The brackets then simultaneiously impale the aerial True Maniac, pinning him to the ground. I then charge in, slashing them all with the spare Adamantium Door with a single stroke infused with the powerful and mysterious energies of the door power. This causes all the brackets to explode in a pseudo-nuclear matter, with all of the force but none of the radioactive crud that would be a pain to deal with.
+1 to Serpent and K4yne.
20,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
Image-based attacks do nothing against SBaHJ! Like insert_generic said, it's like fighting fire with fire.
THE IRON FIST: A silver hand that can be attached to a severed arm. Its non-innocuous double is a silver assault rifle.
You materialize a row of eight steel chairs and, using a massive array of charisma, funnel them all into a massive bed whose mattress is composed of giant spikes! You hurl the torture bed Roland-wards, inflicting massive damage on him as it splinters into many sharp jagged chunks! 13,000 damage!
A piece of cheese appears on the battlefield. It has clearly expired. For some reason, you get the feeling that it might be WAY more powerful than a cheese wedge should be.
Overworld: "OH DEAR LORD IT'S DISGUSTING KILL IT KILL IT!"
Nether: The Wall of Thorns must BURN! Unless it's like everything else in the Nether and doesn't register fire damage. In which case, the Wall of Thorns must FREEZE! So I shoot it.
Void: "So, what is this place? Me and a bunch of other guys who are currently in different zones are trying to figure this whole thing out to save some guy that some of us may never have even heard of. It's a long story."
Dreamscape: Icy Spy, get the door. Weaken it, but don't attack it. If for some reason you MUST attack it, armor yourself first.
Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge added!
It registers fire damage since I don't know what it's made out of. 10,000 damage!
?: 50/50 I'll write this on the weekend, hopefully.
i: 50/50 +1 self /\
ii: 17/50 +1 self
iii: 10/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
>Leonstar0: Ask TP if it's safe to go into the paintings and if it is, would TP be safe if you went in. Go in if it is.
Leonstar1: I roll Oblivion's Octet at the Hexmobile, because I like these dice so much. THEN, I ready the Captcharoid Camera to take a picture of the Golden Rose.
A set of green jacks appear at the ground underneath the Hexmobile! Just your luck... Looks like that attack would have worked well against ground-based entities.
I give the Strange Hippocrates to Robo-K4yne. I need the free hands for Sweet Bro and Jella Jeff.
> K4yne: I stabilize the shield around Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. By tying both of them to a rocket and shoot them crashing into the moon from Majoras Mask. It will work because SCIENCE!
GENTLEMEN. u have. ....................................................................................................................................................... ...........
LIFDOFF
> R. K.: Healing the Hexmobile with Strange Hippocrates 451.
queen's whip OR wormhole AND FTL drive 1/?
4/6 for Ra's Hand
2/? for dark gauntlet
12/50 for mega attack
2/15 for charge attack
piono takes out Superosque and Arcum Aereum and gives Arctoae to Phobos
Dual Technique: Snowstorm Lvl10: Yellow snow.
Phobos slams Arctoae into the ground, and the nether attack recedes as everything ices over. Snow begins to fall, then chunks of frozen netherrack.
Piono draws superosque, but instead of holding an arrow, he holds Arcum Aereum, he realeases, but instead of letting go of arcum Aereum, he keeps it in his hand. A massive bolt of storm energy slams into the wall of thorns, creating a massive explosion that kicks up massive amounts of ice.
I deploy Sylvester Stallone upon the battlefield and tell him to decimate the Godmodder with his Chuck Norris-like amazingness.
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 3/3
Chuck Norris takes offense that you would compare someone to his awesomeness, which is beyond compare! He has enough time to roundhouse-kick Stallone into nothingness before resuming his eternal battle with the ACN-Turret.
Yeah, I didn't really think the charged posts would have any effect either (though its good to have confirmation) They were one big explodey setup to distract him away from the portal & hand.
Could someone please explain how the Alchemiter works?
I mean I get how to combine items, but how do you create them in the first place?
I try to redirect the corrrupyion!!!!1!!1!!! towards the Godmodder using the mangets.... . ... ..?
Melodic Alterblade && the the BIG MAN`S fsih
SCP-148 && Aries' Annihilator
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff N Scratcher
The Feline 27/35
The Beldam 27/40
More Wall 1/25
THE END: A massive black sniper rifle decorated with the scales of the Enderdragon. Grants flight and regen to its users. It fires massive purple bolts of pure Enderdragon fire.
It appears to be a massive array of memes all conglomerated in one massive conglomeration.
mangets.... . ... ..?? Do you mean the magnets........??
Melodic Alterblade && the the BIG MAN'S fisch = fishROCK -loking thign (of quartz)
SCP-148 && Aries' Annihilator = Handmaid's Wands (Level 8: 1/9)
fishROCK -loking thign (of quartz): Yup. That's what it is.
2/30 Stasis
3/15 Hilt reforged
3/15 Blade reforged
Claw gloves | | Sunspot = ? 2/?
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 4/11
Assists: +1 Erelye, +1 Talist
The cloaked man points a finger at the corruption and says, Well, it's not paradox energy, but I think this should still work, if a little weaker than normal...
Golden light springs from his finger and forms a spear-like shape. It goes straight for the corruption and embeds itself into it. The light glows brighter and gold cracks spread along the corruption from the spear. The light dims for a moment, as this is not how it's supposed to be used, but then flares brighter than before. The spear is absorbed into the corruption and the point where it was absorbed into glows! That part of the corruption then solidifies into... a copy of the Mona Lisa? Ugh, that took way to much energy. When he told me Resolution Magic is only meant for paradoxes I should've taken it to heart.
The energy seems to eat away at some of the corruption... It lessens further still.
Netherquest: As a precaution to the Wall of Thorns being able to attack (a fact that I'm not entirely sure of), I guard the Wither Skeletons, ready to block any attack from any direction with my Adamantium Door substituting for a Riot Shield. Not to even imply that Doors are not the superior to Riot Shields in every way.
Battlefield: I offer the Godmodder to have a free haircut and shave, courtesy of me.
Adamantium Door && Voidstone = Voidstone Door (Level 4: 5/5) The Voidstone Door is finished! I have absolutely no idea about the properties it has, however, other than being a door.
I begin Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Chaos Emerald. (Level ?, 1/?)
I also begin Cold Fusion Power Cell && Ender Pearl. (Level ?, 1/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (11/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (11/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (1/15)
+1 to Serpent and K4yne.
It can; you guard the Wither Skeletons!
The Godmodder declines. He's a Minecraft avatar, he doesn't even need a haircut!
VOIDSTONE DOOR: A door with the properties of Voidstone.
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Chaos Emerald = Arcane Emerald (Level 1: 1/2)
Cold-Fusion Power Cell && Ender Pearl = Cold-Fusion Ender Pearl (Level 1: 1/2)
I'm sorry pigmenrule, but unless you can prove your Chuck Norris 2.0 or something, Twin's not letting that through. I should know, I tried it myself.
/null
3/30 Stasis
4/15 Hilt reforged
4/15 Blade reforged
Claw gloves | | Sunspot = ? 3/?
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 5/11
Assists: +1 Erelye, +1 Talist
Random voice out of nowhere talks again to the Godmodder: "Hey, before you try to attack Mr. Disembodied voice again, I thought you should know... COOKIES!"
Hundreds, no thousands, no quadrillions of cookies come towards the Godmodder from every direction. But that's not possible you say, cookies can't come out of the ground you say... Oh but they can, and they do! Cookies, cookies every which way! It's an infinite onslaught of cookies! They just keep coming! It's cookies all the way down! Eventually it slows, but then they come. The Grandmatriarchs are here, and they don't care how many pledges or covenants you make! They bring wrinklers with them, and the wrinklers explode MOAR cookies onto the Godmodder! The Grandmatriarchs drive the Godmodder insane with their psychically told stories. Stories of elder cookie gods, of chip physics, of the infinite cookie abyss. There's no avoiding this Godmodder, you brought this on yourself, attacking a helpful voice from who knows where. But no, it's not done yet, the Grandmatriarchs disappear, but a single, red cookie descends on the still growing pile. Then it happens, the cookie event horizon! The Godmodder's vision twists and goes crazy! As the cookies push him towards the cookie horizon. the physics of baking bend and are reduced to broken, feeble rules. The cookies drag the Godmodder with them, and his vision darkens, then he can see again. Cookies wil stain his vision forever now MUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HEh, heh, heh, *cough* "That's what you get for trying to hurt me Godmodder. Don't try it again, I've got more where that came from."
The cloaked man steals a single cookie before they all disappear though, and extracts a single, beautiful chip. Angels ring bells in his ears, and he feels compelled to eat it, but he just gives it to Leonstar. He says:
Maybe this will make your fish a bit more, heavenly.
You fail because the Godmodder has already made friends with the Grandmatriarch Army and summoned them as a boss on his side back in Act 2!
I give the godmodder the Best Videogame Ever. It has an amazing earlygame, midgame, and endgame, however, the last mission is insanely luck-based. The story is incredibly engaging, but the only way to see the end of it is to get past the last mission, where you have a roughly 1% chance of winning for each 30-minute try...
The Godmodder successfully beats the last mission on his first try!
2/50 Space Kracken
2/50 Jebbediah Kerman
2/50 The Elderich Obelisk MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): How are we supposed to refill the sacred items?
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Java Smash - Runtime. Target: All JPEGs.
You are instantly teleported back. There is a puzzle to solve so you can power the bridge!
It booms, "THIS IS HIS PRINCNESS'S DUNGEON. YOU MEAN EGLARBROAD? I INDIRECTLY WORK FOR THE THING THAT CAPTURED HIM. YOU WILL HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME, AND MY ARMY."
You wait.
Your teammates forcibly murder you before you execute the command, because that attack produces corruption, and corruption + corruption = more corruption!
Crimson Cult Research 17/50 (+1 from Leon and CM x2.)
Crimson Monolith 6/6!
+1 to Amp and Zerithos.
I attempt to plug the Crimson Monolith into Void or Bust. Then, I slice True Maniac repeatedly with Cancer. I wonder... perhaps shattering the Visink 8-Ball would do it. No, I shall leave that as a last resort. For now, I project my will inside the orb, willing the crystal to heat up.
Ah, yes. I telekinetically lock the twelve alchemies within their containment. Then, I flick down half the switches, and pull a few levers. The hum becomes more audible.
I think this should... yes. Twenty minutes left.
CRIMSON MONOLITH: A crimson monolith ebbing with the power of vis. It seems to contain energies and secrets regarding the rites of the Crimson Cult.
2/? for space whip
5/6 for Ra's Hand
3/? for the dark gauntlet
13/50 for mega attack
3/15 for mega attack
piono grabs Diluvium, Phobos is given Vi Naturae.
dual technique: Let it Grow Lvl10: Into the woods
Phobos slams Vi Naturae into the ground, and suddenly, the entire nether area is covered with... something. It seems to be top-soil.
Piono thrusts Diluvium into the air, and it begins to rain...
And the seeds sprout up, the new, invasive weeds quickly strangling out the wall of thorns in this new, wet environment completely unnatural in the nether.
> DUAL TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 LET IT GROW - INTO THE WOODS
Smoldering Ash: 29/50
Trust Module: 29/50
Ocean Stone: 6/50 (all assists will be used on this to have it catch up)
+1 from Netpatham, +1 back, +1 to Aegis
I'm not too sure whats going on right now with Nimble's side quest.
Don't worry Richard. I understand why you summoned them. Not everyone can be as creative and erudite as me. So I guess you just need a crutch.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
All responses are covered in the battle.
The Aluminum Elemental attacks the door, dealing only 4 damage to it. Everything else takes no action except for the Icy Spy weakening the door and the Cultist charging up. The Sealed Door then surges with power, dealing a massive 23 damage to the Aluminum Elemental. NOTE: The weakened debuff will fade once the Icy Spy takes its next action.
Enemy Line: [ENE] Sealed Door: 40/40 HP - Action: N/A (Weakened, +5 dmg from all attacks, 1 turn left) At the end of each turn, it deals 15 ENE damage to each creature that damaged it that turn.
Allied Line:
[MET] Aluminum Elemental 2/50 HP - Action: 1 (Fseftr's) Base dmg of 7 MET damage, can armor self to only take 25% damage, can deal 5 MAG damage
[FIR] Firewall 79/100 HP - Action: 2 (Insert_Generic_Username's) Deals 1 FIR damage to 3 enemies per turn
[COL] Icy Spy 13/25 HP - Action: 3 (Engie's) Deals 13 COL base damage, can armor self for up to 13 HP, can debuff enemy to take +5 damage for 1 turn. Info gathering.
[NAT] Spiderling Swarm 1/1 HP * 12 - Action: 4 (NetPatham's) No more than 5 can be killed in 1 attack. Deals 1 NAT damage and poisons for 1 more NAT damage per 5 spiderlings. Regains 1 spiderling per turn.
[MAG] Crimson Cultist 25/30 HP - Obelisk: 10/10 HP - Action: 5 (Nimble's) Can summon Obelisks. Obelisk deals either 8 magic damage with a stun chance on frail enemies or deals 3 MAG, 3 FIR, and 3 ENE damage. After placing an Obelisk, the Cultist can spend another turn to get *4 damage with next attack.
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[NEU] Blue 40/40 HP
[NEU] insert_generic_username 40/40 HP
[NEU] NimbleGuy 40/40 HP
[NEU] Engie 40/40 HP
[NEU] Netpatham 40/40 HP
[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x1 - Nature x1 - Metal x0 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30* *If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E R
A wall of fire suddenly appears at the Godmodder's position, bathing him in heat! He survives thanks to his Flame Protection -1 Armor and takes a relaxing bath in his newfound sauna. Still, he'll need some water to get rid of that red-hot burn.
Assualt Drone: Shoot gib tsunami at hexmobile
Fseftr: BT: Colormatic
Blue:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
Aluminum Elemental: Do that suicide move, whatever it's called.
Alright.
I think that's more than enough angst on my part.
For the next good while.
I've been inspired by a conversation I had with Amperzand.
So just for fun.
I will be opening my ship to tours.
Not self guided ones.
I don't trust any of you nearly enough for that.
If you want it in.
Say so.
And you will be picked up.
(This is just a little thing I'm doing because this game really needs something light-hearted at the moment. You should come if you want to do something unrelated to the fightlog, picniclog, walllog?, and all the ramifications from them. If you're planning to do some plot-relevant thing on the tour, don't. Also, this will not be a huge RP thing like the above logs, please do not make posts about it that are not one of your three.)
Heavy Thaumotechnical power couplings slam into place with a series of clunks, joining weapon and experimental power source.
>Begin capacitor charging sequence.
The entire vessel vibrates as banks of reactors spin up, pouring terawatts of power into the capacitor cells used to actuate the acceleration coils every millisecond.
>Load A/E-Mutable Hyperdense Shell.
The Mk.II Heavy Loading Gantry clicks into action, taking the matterfabbed shell from the output clamp of the fab array, and beginning the several minute process of moving the billion ton slug into the A/E {Alchemical/Eldritch} Infusion Complex.
>Begin Infusion process.
The strange array of things that are almost tesla coils and objects that are nearly magnets begins to thrum on a nearly subsonic level, before bursting into incandescence when they encounter the shell.
>Finalize arming sequence.
The system hums and clunks to itself as unnatural lightnings spark from the A/E-IC...
All Charges progress. +1 to Notable Allies Erelye and Piono.
My weapons click into full overdrive, firing even faster than before, Psychic emanations gathering power, Monochromium radiation beginning to affect reality in ever more terrible ways, the Wall of Thorns barely visible past the chaos!
I cast Unknown Tome on True Maniac. Then, I do Chaos Pearl && Eldritch Tentacle && Nightmare Fuel 1/???
Perhaps I should ask my Transparent Magic Cueball about the Onyx Visink 8-Ball.
Is it important I harness the energy within this 8-Ball?
A/E-IC:
Twenty minutes...
I observe the integration screen, the light it projects reflecting off my eyes. Every minute, I pull down one of the remaining twenty switches.
Five minutes left... I suggest you oversee this screen whilst I go and activate the third layer.
With that, I get underneath the device, and open a small hatch on the bottom. I then enter the core. The sound of dark liquid, such as that from a Brain-In-a-Jar, sloshing can be heard, along with a fizzing sound. I pop out from the bottom, re-seal the hatch, and stride back to the screen.
Oh my, that third core layer is particularly radioactive. There are three minutes left, by the way.
NOT VERY. BUT IF YOU DON'T, ITS MYSTERIES WILL HAUNT YOU FOR YEARS.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 ELVEN TALE - UNKNOWN TOME
You conjure up a massive book in your hands and flip open to a random page, which guides you on how to summon books. You use the spell, summoning books that are increasingly larger than the last, until you have the True Maniac caught in the middle of a giant sphere of books of various sizes. The words contained in their pages glow and fire beams of energy at the True Maniac, dealing 10,000 damage to him and 5,000 damage to a Shadow!
Netherquest: I give the WALL OF THORNS painfully hard MATH PROBLEMS to solve and turn in by tomorrow, or it gets an F!
Battlefield: I throw a can over the heads of the .JPEG ABOMINATIONS that are SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF.
THE CAN RUSE IS A...
DISTRACTION!
But of course. While they're distracted, I teach a squirrel how to steal huge artifact shields, then command it to do just that and shield itself with the newly-stolen shield.
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Chaos Emerald. (Level ?, 2/?)
Cold Fusion Power Cell && Ender Pearl. (Level ?, 2/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (12/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (12/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (2/15)
+1 to Serpent and Piono.
The Wall of Thorns struggles, but cannot complete them all! In its haste, it takes 15,000 damage!
ARCANE EMERALD: A Chaos Emerald brimming with magical properties.
COLD-FUSION ENDER PEARL: An odd cobalt Ender Pearl that seems to run on fusion.
The fact that you misquoted SBaHJ causes the shields to drop immensely! The glitchy aura nearly fades...
I monitor both the indicated screen and my HUD, making small modifications to my hardware as sequencing errors crop up, and occasionally providing Erelye's gear with some required permission.
"Yeah, radiation's an issue. I wouldn't suggest you explore the Monochromium reactor banks, I doubt even you can handle that stuff, you saw what happened to this armor when it got hit."
>A/E Infusion at eighty percent completion.
>Accelerator capacitors at ninety percent required threshold.
>Two minutes to full arming.
All charges progress. +1 to same.
Monochromium pollution to the area destabilizes the timeline to the point that four of me stand here, rather than one, all firing!
14,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
All Hostile entities deal 30,000 damage to the Hexmobile!
The Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge deals 2,000 damage to Hella Jeff!
Itchy deals 1 damage to the Subspace Gunship! The TIE-Sentry stabilizes the Artifact Shielding further! Just one more should do it! Since ninjatwist hasn't told Stheno to use any special attacks, she just destroys the Hexmobile! All the other Wayback entities are open up to attack now!
The Godmodder buffs the Relic so that it can act twice per turn! It uses Fire Beam, dealing 6,000 damage to the True Maniac's Blaze Rods! It is not Burned, however. +1 Fire Charge! It then uses Tremor, dealing a shield-piercing 4,000 damage to SBaHJ! +1 Earth Charge! The AXIS transfers 30 TJ from the Medbay into the Mortar! The AXIS transfers 10 TJ from the Main Body into the Mortar! The Mortar fires, dealing a devastating 20,000 damage to Stheno! The AXIS transfers 30 TJ from the Mortar into the Main Body! The Godmodder destroys one of the True Maniac's Blaze Rods and deals 10,000 damage to the Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge! He then moves over to the Nether...
The Nether entities deal 40,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns! The Wall of Thorns retaliates, dealing 8,000 damage to every player! The Godmodder then drops into the Nether and deploys his Golden Rose! It morphs into a massive golden Proton Cannon adorned with a single rose! He fires massive quantities of ammunition at the Wall of Thorns, which appears to be acidic, counteracting whatever plantlike substance the Thorns are made out of! He cuts off 1,000,000 HP from it! He then leaves.
The .jpeg aura solidifies into massive tendrils! They snake into certain entities, completely corrupting them...
The Itinerary:
Main Quest -
> AGs: Destroy the Hexmobile! It will allow you to target the rest of the Wayback entities without fail!
> AGs: Stabilize the Artifact Shielding!
> AGs: Defeat the True Maniac!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Wayback entities! They may help turn the tide of battle...
> PGs: Stabilize the Artifact Shielding!
> PGs: Defeat the True Maniac!
The SBaHJfield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
True Maniac: [H] HP: 265,000/300,000. Blaze Rod: 50,000/50,000. Shadows: 15,000/20,000. (x2.) To the Nether: II
Eye See You: IIII Necron's Revenge: IIIII
the NERF cheezi... (ewww it's rancid!!): [neuntral] HP: 25,000/35,000.
Itchy: [AG]
the TIE guy of TIES (redunceany): [AG]
the snake.... HAS the queen: [AG] HP: 74,000/120,000. Burned: II Marring Whirlwind: I Scalestorm: II Ophidian Battle Cry: IIIII
Relic: [PG] HP: 196,000/200,000. Charges: Earth ----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Waterbender
axis DOG [PG] HP: 246,000/250,000. Shields: 0/50,000. Main Body: 50 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 0 TJ. Mortar: 50 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 97/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Uberghast Roland: [PG] HP: 160,000/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Uberghast BRO: [PG] HP: 196,000/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 46.
The Nether:
Vault~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 18,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 10,000/30,000.
fseftr: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
Amperz4nd: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
XDGrangerDX: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
OpelSpeedster: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 25,000/25,000. (x2.)
Level 1 Sentry Gun: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Amplifier: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. Boosting a permanent crit bonus.
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 33,000/70,000.
~ Wall of Thorns: [N] HP: 2,642,000/4,000,000. Regenerates +100,000 HP every turn.
fseftr, I agree, we need something slightly off kilter. Besides, the comedy break will go well in Trifecta.
3/10 for Wormholer
I finish Ra's Hand
4/6 for the Witching Hour
15/50 for mega attack
5/15 for charge attack
piono watches the godmodder do that, then growls, and pulls out the faceless eight.
Phobos, would you do the honors?
Phobos takes the faceless eight, the throws them into the air, halfway down, his shadow tendrils leech into them, infecting them with insane amounts of improbability energy...
9-8-9-9-8-9-9-8
Piono looks at the dice, impressed.
I have to admit, I did not expect for you to be able to do that for more than one dice. I was aiming for all of them.
And now, silliness begins.
Blue, sitting, waiting wherever she is waiting for people that want to go on the tours, suddenly looks up as her first customer.
Tricky.
Tricky is standing there in front of her, for some reason dressed up in a tux, complete with clown flower.
As is to be expected, his stop sign is slung across his back.
With that one thing under that one tree dead, I decide that it's right about time to actually do something. Or at least try. I travel to the Hexmobile and attack it with my rod (need to think of a better name than that) whilst sending small constructed drones to harm, or at least annoy, the Wayback entities or any of their allies.
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I cast Woodlands on the True Maniac. Then, I stabilize the shield.
Haunt me for years... I assume you mean haunt me for loä. Besides, if you are one of the seeds of the Doc, you would mention sweeps. Whichever. The point is, I need to do this.
Perhaps... if I just... sort of...
Onyx Visink 8-Ball /\/ Scratcher 1/???
A/E-IC:
While my mutated mind can withstand very harsh conditions, I doubt I would last more than a second in there.
A slow grinding can be heard as the magnetic emitter ring begins to lock into place, with help from energy in the main CV Capacitor Bank within the core. Then, a variety of ~ATH programs flash off the screen, all based on the death of the nonexistence of the activation of the weapon. Tricking the code into doing what you want is very fulfilling.
From the core, an elevator slides up to the top, revealing eight clear tubes, each filled with different colored liquids. The first two have varying shades of blue. The second pair has a shade and a tint of red. The third pair, a tint and shade of mustard, respectively. The fourth pair is composed of a lime (sorry, yellowgreen) one, as well as an orchid one. Then, from the area in between the tubes, a Runic Matrix floats into the air; bolts of electricity leap off of the tubes and enter the Matrix. Then, the screen switches to a countdown timer. I glance up at the tubes.
Approximately fifty-six seconds, from what I can sense.
55.
54.
53.
52.
51.
50.
49...
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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I invoke the gods of font design and call upon their might! They bestow on me a mighty army to fight the corruption of font design that is Comic Sans!
TIMES NEW ROMAN ARMY, CHARGE!!!!!!!!!
SB & HJ are promptly swarmed by the legions of people who think Comic Sans is a stupid font! Plus the Wingdings Guerrilla Fighters, who just showed up because someone used their favorite font in a forum post. I pity them.
While they're there, I borrow one of their portal guns and proceed to execute my attack on the Godmodder from last turn that failed because I "didn't specify how I got" a portal gun.
The Times New Roman Army also replaces all instances of Comic Sans with Times New Roman.
The army then returns to whatever it was they were doing before, because the temporary scourge that is Comic Sans is beaten into submission for at least a while.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Netherquest: I construct a rudimentary defensive fortification for the Wither Skeletons. Another round without Wither Skeleton harm, GO!
Overworld: Realizing the weakness of SB&HJ, I proceed to make sure that everyone's aware that MISQUOTED AND/OR INCORRECT SB&HJ references do the most damage.
I proceed to warn SWEET BRO about those CHAIRS, as I take several from the ALCHEMITER and toss them at him.
Speaking of the ALCHEMITER...
I begin Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (?, 1/?) and The Iron Fist && Cold Fusion Ender Pearl (?, 1/?).
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (13/50)
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48. 47. 46. >Infusion process at ninety nine percent. 44. 43. 42. 42. >Infusion process at one hundred percent. >Chambering A/E-Mutable Hyperdense shell. 40. 39. 38. 37. >Accelerator capacitors at one hundred percent charge. 35. 34. >Beginning preliminary Relativistic Acceleration Coil warmup. 33. 32. >Shell thirty seconds from chamber. "Big shell, moving it slowly for safety's sake." 31. 30. 29.
All charges progress. {I'll do a thing for that "Void enemy" charge once this is done.}
My weapons overloading and a spreading migraine informing me that I should stop firing, I roll the Cthonic Octave at Rage!
On3 of my warrior bo7s borrowing the White Dwarf, I spray it at the Battlefield from lunar orbit, watching the glowing bull3t5 cross the interpl4netary void with of my telescopes.
A Rancid Cheese Wedge (Power increase: No longer Nerfed): [1/20]
"There are more on the way. For some reason, cheese becomes really powerful whenever I get involved. Don't know why."
Overworld: "Ship tours, you say, Blue? I'm intrigued." I say this to her while backhanding axis DOG without even looking at it.
Nether: I bring out the Pomson 9000 and try to disable the Wall of Thorns's regeneration. That health bar is big enough without having it regenerate at such a rapid speed.
Void: "Hold on. We'll end up fighting? Finally, a part of this whole quest that I know how to do." I observe the room, looking for areas that may be better or worse than other areas during a mass scale battle.
Dreamscape: "Icy Spy, armor yourself. This door actually does damage, for some reason. Your damage output would greatly assist bringing down this door, but you are too fragile to attack outright. I would rather you didn't die THIS early, since your abilities make you a rather powerful entity, even with only 25 health."
Wallpost: "Well, that explains why you never simply predicted what I was most likely to do and just counter it, that one time. Heh. I digress, that was long ago." I reply to Eternis, then turn to Eric. "You are right not to trust me, especially knowing what I am. But, what have I to gain from messing with someone's thoughts? Not much. Considering how your irritating little colleagues have left me, there is little to no reason why I would try anything. Not yet, anyway. So, you're clearly not going anywhere with this," I indicate to Serpent, currently affected by Powder, "why not accept help? Even if it does come from a shady source."
Thanks for the +1s tazz. By the way, would I happen to know you from anywhere? I blather on about DTG a lot in real life, so I'm wondering whether its just you decided to be nice and +1 me, or you know me from somewhere.
Either way, I +1 all three of tazz's charges.
4/10 for the Wormholer
Ra's Hand OR the silmaril (unless I've spelled it wrong, that is the name of basically the ultimate gem of light in the LotR universe.) 1/?
5/6 for the Witching Hour
17/50 for mega attack
7/15 for mega attack
piono brings down Ultimatum
Phobos brings out penultimatum
They both load up with psi-shells
Chain Technique: Metal storm lvl10: Wall of lead
Aimed at the wall of thorns of course.
wallpost: (I hope serpent is able to post today)
Eternis grimaces, and his grip tightens on his axe.
Eric holds his hand up as if to say "Not right now." Engie, give me one good reason why I should trust you. I am aware that there doesn't seem to be anything you gain from interfering with serpent's mind. But there isn't a reason why you would want to help either. Your entire behavior here seems extremely fishy.
I, healing Stheno, grant Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris's strength times 400,000, even though he doesn't need it to defeat the wimpy Chuck Norris. Better make another turret.
Uh, when did the vortex gate go? I was absent for a few days, and honestly it isnt a thing to die fast. Looking back it seems that you forgot its abilities? It didnt replace its cores after those were destroyed...
Nor does it seem like you registered anything of my last posts, just the removal of Murphy's law.
Recreating of the Master Emerald 2/11
Systems Crash || Antipolar Crystaltorch = The Low Blow (Level 10: 11/11)
Multi-Powersuit 29/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Gearlavine 13/20
Energyblast 1/9
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 1)
I lob some rainbow flashing generic objects at a random entity!
Serpent's side quest: Attack the wall of thorns with a gardeners hedge cutter!
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(+2 from Erelye)
4/30 Stasis
6/15 Hilt reforged
6/15 Blade reforged
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws 4/10
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 6/11
Assists: +1 Erelye, +1 Talist
The cloaked man engages SB, HJ, and all PG entities in a staring contest, the first one to blink has to allow all other entities participating in the staring contest to simultaneously attack it. To bad he doesn't have eyelids...
Afterwards, he converts as many remaining .jpeg corrupted things as he can into .png form.
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Piono, you are fine; you spelled Silmaril correctly. How did you obtain one of them, out of interest? Is that universe being wrought anew? The Silmarillion did state they would only be found after Morgoth was dead...
I cast Horrorterror on True Maniac. Then, I use my Thaumic Keycharm: Tlhutlh on the Crimson Monolith.
+1 to Amp and Zerithos.
I cast Unknown Tome on True Maniac. Then, I do Chaos Pearl && Eldritch Tentacle && Nightmare Fuel 1/???
Perhaps I should ask my Transparent Magic Cueball about the Onyx Visink 8-Ball.
Is it important I harness the energy within this 8-Ball?
A/E-IC:
Twenty minutes...
I observe the integration screen, the light it projects reflecting off my eyes. Every minute, I pull down one of the remaining twenty switches.
Five minutes left... I suggest you oversee this screen whilst I go and activate the third layer.
With that, I get underneath the device, and open a small hatch on the bottom. I then enter the core. The sound of dark liquid, such as that from a Brain-In-a-Jar, sloshing can be heard, along with a fizzing sound. I pop out from the bottom, re-seal the hatch, and stride back to the screen.
Oh my, that third core layer is particularly radioactive. There are three minutes left, by the way.
Wallpost:
I glance at Future Serpent, or whoever she technically should be called.
Ah. Though we have definitely never met, and you have likely never even heard of me, I am still obligated to say hello. So... hello, I suppose.
Battlefield: I throw a can over the heads of the .JPEG ABOMINATIONS that are SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF.
THE CAN RUSE IS A...
DISTRACTION!
But of course. While they're distracted, I teach a squirrel how to steal huge artifact shields, then command it to do just that and shield itself with the newly-stolen shield.
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Chaos Emerald. (Level ?, 2/?)
Cold Fusion Power Cell && Ender Pearl. (Level ?, 2/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (12/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (12/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (2/15)
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"Yeah, radiation's an issue. I wouldn't suggest you explore the Monochromium reactor banks, I doubt even you can handle that stuff, you saw what happened to this armor when it got hit."
>A/E Infusion at eighty percent completion.
>Accelerator capacitors at ninety percent required threshold.
>Two minutes to full arming.
All charges progress. +1 to same.
Monochromium pollution to the area destabilizes the timeline to the point that four of me stand here, rather than one, all firing!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Okay. But what exactly does this accomplish?
The Godmodder doesn't hit you with a huge frying pan.
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws (Level 9: 1/10)
You can't damage the shield generator!
QUEEN'S WHIP: A pure black carapacian whip foretold to be used by the royalty of the dark planet. It is very keen on spatial manipulation, and can remotely change the speed of objects around it.
Nightcrawler || Liquid Night && Solidified Darkness = The Witching Hour (Level 5: 1/6)
> CHAIN ATTACK: LV. 10 VOLCANIC HEART - UNDERWORLD
The very Nether seems to warp in on itself and aggresses the Wall of Thorns! 60,000 damage!
NIGHTVIS INGOT: A metal ingot that takes the form of the Inky Abyss. Constructed from a mixture of hardened void, concentrated magic energy, and some more standard metals, it seems to have vast amounts of magical power.
ARCANE ABYSS RING: A purple ring forged from crysalink. The energies of arcane singularities and the Inky Abyss toil from within.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TEMPEST'S TEMPER - MAELSTROMBOUND
20,000 damage to True Maniac!
The Hazel Wand deals an additional 5,000 damage.
Failed since you never said how you *got said item*!
GIF? What's a GIF? I don't think that's doing any corruption around here. Although there's a lot of weird .jpeg stuff going on.
8,000 damage to Uberghast Roland!
the tern, i believe.... is BRONIES.
You cannot specify what entities get SBaHJed! It happens on its own...
7,500 damage to the Hexmobile!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY - COLORMATIC
40,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
8,000 damage to Uberghast Roland!
You find the Antarctic tundra. There appears to be a pattern etched in the snow, like a crop circle. It is... a pair of shades.
The Foe? Who's that?
Monochrome Sword && Voidmetal Shard && Ruin Seed = Void's Rogue (Level 8: 1/9)
Crowbar && Derailed Plot Transcript && Caledscratch = The Unrailroader (Level 15: 1/16)
Crowbar && Combatdice of Zillyhie = Slight Return (Level 13: 1/14)
You cannot use Special Attacks against the Godmodder's Wayback entities!
Crowbar (Level 10)
You ready Trouble at the Hexmobile and press its bubble! The dice spins around in the bubble and unleashes the massive catenative energies contained within! 15,000 damage!
20,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
Image-based attacks do nothing against SBaHJ! Like insert_generic said, it's like fighting fire with fire.
THE IRON FIST: A silver hand that can be attached to a severed arm. Its non-innocuous double is a silver assault rifle.
8,000 damage to the True Maniac's Blaze Rods!
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 CHAIR CRACKER - KING-SIZE
You materialize a row of eight steel chairs and, using a massive array of charisma, funnel them all into a massive bed whose mattress is composed of giant spikes! You hurl the torture bed Roland-wards, inflicting massive damage on him as it splinters into many sharp jagged chunks! 13,000 damage!
Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge added!
It registers fire damage since I don't know what it's made out of. 10,000 damage!
7-3-1-4-2-2-7-4
A set of green jacks appear at the ground underneath the Hexmobile! Just your luck... Looks like that attack would have worked well against ground-based entities.
How can you be sure that it's an item?
The shields around SBaHJ seem to lessen somewhat.
+8,000 HP!
Queen's Whip || Wormhole && FTL Drive = The Wormholer (Level 9: 1/10)
> DUAL TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SNOWSTORM - YELLOW SNOW
50,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
Chuck Norris takes offense that you would compare someone to his awesomeness, which is beyond compare! He has enough time to roundhouse-kick Stallone into nothingness before resuming his eternal battle with the ACN-Turret.
You just make them up.
I know. That was the Godmodder's defense against it.
Yes, they are.
Who's that? Do you mean Stheno the Snake Queen?
7,000 zilly damage!
7,000 damage to the Hexmobile!
THE END: A massive black sniper rifle decorated with the scales of the Enderdragon. Grants flight and regen to its users. It fires massive purple bolts of pure Enderdragon fire.
It appears to be a massive array of memes all conglomerated in one massive conglomeration.
mangets.... . ... ..?? Do you mean the magnets........??
Melodic Alterblade && the the BIG MAN'S fisch = fishROCK -loking thign (of quartz)
SCP-148 && Aries' Annihilator = Handmaid's Wands (Level 8: 1/9)
fishROCK -loking thign (of quartz): Yup. That's what it is.
You cannot alchemize entities!
The energy seems to eat away at some of the corruption... It lessens further still.
It is immune to Special Attacks!
It can; you guard the Wither Skeletons!
The Godmodder declines. He's a Minecraft avatar, he doesn't even need a haircut!
VOIDSTONE DOOR: A door with the properties of Voidstone.
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && Chaos Emerald = Arcane Emerald (Level 1: 1/2)
Cold-Fusion Power Cell && Ender Pearl = Cold-Fusion Ender Pearl (Level 1: 1/2)
The resulting paradox deals 8,000 damage to Stheno!
It is immune!
You fail because the Godmodder has already made friends with the Grandmatriarch Army and summoned them as a boss on his side back in Act 2!
The Godmodder successfully beats the last mission on his first try!
8,000 damage to the Hexmobile!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DOWNPOUR - NOAH'S FLOOD
30,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
You wait.
Your teammates forcibly murder you before you execute the command, because that attack produces corruption, and corruption + corruption = more corruption!
CRIMSON MONOLITH: A crimson monolith ebbing with the power of vis. It seems to contain energies and secrets regarding the rites of the Crimson Cult.
Why don't you just make it a Magic 8-Ball?
10,000 damage to his Blaze Rods!
True lordy? I've never heard of him. There is a True Maniac on the field though.
> DUAL TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 LET IT GROW - INTO THE WOODS
20,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
A wall of fire suddenly appears at the Godmodder's position, bathing him in heat! He survives thanks to his Flame Protection -1 Armor and takes a relaxing bath in his newfound sauna. Still, he'll need some water to get rid of that red-hot burn.
8,000 damage!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
30,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
Some of the shield's aura dissipates even futher... There's only a few strands of corruption left.
Failed because...
Now you've gone and done it! Shields fully revitalized!
...Indeed.
20,000 damage!
The anvils get corrupted by the shield, turning into ACME anvills.
You conjure up a massive book in your hands and flip open to a random page, which guides you on how to summon books. You use the spell, summoning books that are increasingly larger than the last, until you have the True Maniac caught in the middle of a giant sphere of books of various sizes. The words contained in their pages glow and fire beams of energy at the True Maniac, dealing 10,000 damage to him and 5,000 damage to a Shadow!
Chaos Pearl && Eldritch Tentacle && Nightmare Fuel = Cthulu's Eye (Level 10: 1/11)
The Wall of Thorns struggles, but cannot complete them all! In its haste, it takes 15,000 damage!
ARCANE EMERALD: A Chaos Emerald brimming with magical properties.
COLD-FUSION ENDER PEARL: An odd cobalt Ender Pearl that seems to run on fusion.
The fact that you misquoted SBaHJ causes the shields to drop immensely! The glitchy aura nearly fades...
14,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns!
All Hostile entities deal 30,000 damage to the Hexmobile!
The Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge deals 2,000 damage to Hella Jeff!
Itchy deals 1 damage to the Subspace Gunship! The TIE-Sentry stabilizes the Artifact Shielding further! Just one more should do it! Since ninjatwist hasn't told Stheno to use any special attacks, she just destroys the Hexmobile! All the other Wayback entities are open up to attack now!
The Godmodder buffs the Relic so that it can act twice per turn! It uses Fire Beam, dealing 6,000 damage to the True Maniac's Blaze Rods! It is not Burned, however. +1 Fire Charge! It then uses Tremor, dealing a shield-piercing 4,000 damage to SBaHJ! +1 Earth Charge! The AXIS transfers 30 TJ from the Medbay into the Mortar! The AXIS transfers 10 TJ from the Main Body into the Mortar! The Mortar fires, dealing a devastating 20,000 damage to Stheno! The AXIS transfers 30 TJ from the Mortar into the Main Body! The Godmodder destroys one of the True Maniac's Blaze Rods and deals 10,000 damage to the Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge! He then moves over to the Nether...
The Nether entities deal 40,000 damage to the Wall of Thorns! The Wall of Thorns retaliates, dealing 8,000 damage to every player! The Godmodder then drops into the Nether and deploys his Golden Rose! It morphs into a massive golden Proton Cannon adorned with a single rose! He fires massive quantities of ammunition at the Wall of Thorns, which appears to be acidic, counteracting whatever plantlike substance the Thorns are made out of! He cuts off 1,000,000 HP from it! He then leaves.
The .jpeg aura solidifies into massive tendrils! They snake into certain entities, completely corrupting them...
The Itinerary:
Main Quest -
> AGs: Destroy the Hexmobile! It will allow you to target the rest of the Wayback entities without fail!
> AGs: Stabilize the Artifact Shielding!
> AGs: Defeat the True Maniac!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Wayback entities! They may help turn the tide of battle...
> PGs: Stabilize the Artifact Shielding!
> PGs: Defeat the True Maniac!
The SBaHJfield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
True Maniac: [H] HP: 265,000/300,000. Blaze Rod: 50,000/50,000. Shadows: 15,000/20,000. (x2.) To the Nether: II
Eye See You: IIII Necron's Revenge: IIIII
Sweet Bro: [H] HP: 185,000/220,000. Artifact Shielding: Nearly Stable
Hella Jeff: [H] HP: 204,000/220,000. Artifact Shielding: Nearly Stable
the NERF cheezi... (ewww it's rancid!!): [neuntral] HP: 25,000/35,000.
Itchy: [AG]
the TIE guy of TIES (redunceany): [AG]
the snake.... HAS the queen: [AG] HP: 74,000/120,000. Burned: II Marring Whirlwind: I Scalestorm: II Ophidian Battle Cry: IIIII
Relic: [PG] HP: 196,000/200,000. Charges: Earth ----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Waterbender
axis DOG [PG] HP: 246,000/250,000. Shields: 0/50,000. Main Body: 50 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 0 TJ. Mortar: 50 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 97/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Uberghast Roland: [PG] HP: 160,000/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Uberghast BRO: [PG] HP: 196,000/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 46.
The Nether:
Vault~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 18,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 10,000/30,000.
fseftr: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
Amperz4nd: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
XDGrangerDX: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
OpelSpeedster: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [PL] HP: 22,000/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 25,000/25,000. (x2.)
Level 1 Sentry Gun: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Amplifier: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. Boosting a permanent crit bonus.
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 33,000/70,000.
~
Wall of Thorns: [N] HP: 2,642,000/4,000,000. Regenerates +100,000 HP every turn.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III IN USE (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Netpatham: [AG] Lv. 8: Hexadecimator. XP: 81,120/200,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER/LV. 10 - ABSOLUTION] TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE/LV. 5 - GALE OF THORNS/LV. 10 - WHIRLWIND UPROAR]
ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS/LV. 5 - GAEA'S RAMPAGE/LV. 10 - DEVASTATOR]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM / AVATAR STATE
~
TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 9: Ambiguous Theoretician. XP: 31,000/500,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD]
COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER/LV. 10 - MAELSTROMBOUND]
OGLOGOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE/LV. 5 - FLUTHLU'S TOUCH/LV. 10 - HORRORTERROR]
ELVEN TALE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WOODLANDS/LV. 5 - UNKNOWN TOME/LV. 10 - REGICIDE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS / THE BLOT
~
insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 8: Hopeful. XP: 96,500/200,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH/LV. 10 - ONCEST]
HELLA DICEROLL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SWEET CATCH/LV. 5 - BRAHJ OCTET/LV. 10 - JEFFING AWESOME]
CLOCKBREAKER [LV. 1/LV. 2 - STROKE OF TWELVE/LV. 5 - UNMADE TIME/LV. 10 - HIGH NOON]
Combat Chest: SUNRISE / DOUBLE MIDNIGHT
~
Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 7: Problem Inspector. XP: 70,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO/LV. 5 - UPHOLSTERIZE/LV. 10 - UPHOLSTERY'S UMBRAGE] / CHAIR-CRACKER [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SOFA-SMASHER/LV. 5 - KING-SIZE] / TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE]
Combat Chest: ONE FLIP / ARMISTYX
~
Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 7: Shattered OS. XP: 31,987/125,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP/LV. 10 - RUNTIME] / BRASS TACKS [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VEXING RAGTIME/LV. 5 - JAZZ HANDS] / NULL & VOID [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VOID DOUBLE]
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR / ENSEMBLE
~
Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 6: Holier Than Thou. XP: 26,000/80,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE/LV. 5 - MOONWALK] / DINNERTIME / CELESTIA [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PULSAR]
Combat Chest: FISHKILL
~
Talist: [AG] Lv. 5: Heart of the Wilds. XP: 41,400/60,000.
Tech Texts: EMERALD FIRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - YSERA'S ARC/LV. 5 - JADED] / KILL COMMAND
Combat Chest: RENEWAL
~
zerithos: [AG] Lv. 4: Fallen. XP: 18,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - AURABLAST] / PROMINENCE
~
Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 4: Course-Charter. XP: 19,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: NUCLEAR WINTER [LV. 1/LV. 2 - URANIUM ICE] / ATOMIC BLITZ
~
ninjatwist321: [AG] Lv. 4: Diamond Sword. XP: 13,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MIGHTY STRIKE] / BATTLE CRY
~
TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 33,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
~
NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 4: Endwalker. XP: 20,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - TIMESKIP] / BLACK INCHES
~
Aegis-A095: [AG] Lv. 3: Shipmaster. XP: 1,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: FORGE STOKER / LUCKBREAKER
~
Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 3: Yoshi Master. XP: 33,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW / GOOMBA STOMP
~
Tabbune: [AG] Lv. 3: Manasmith. XP: 8,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: LIGHTNING CALL / BOOK OF CHANCE
~
ekimo3631: [AG] Lv. 2: Texter. XP: 2,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: CODE BLAST
~
Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
~
jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
~
Armored_Automagi: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 2,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: BOMBS AWAY
~
Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 9: Cerulean Totality. XP: 303,000/500,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT/LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
DOWNPOUR [LV. 1/LV. 2 - RAIN SEASON/LV. 5 - THUNDERCLAP/LV. 10 - NOAH'S FLOOD]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES / REACHAROUND
~
The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 6: Mind Controller. XP: 29,000/75,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER/LV. 5 - STYX STRIKE] / UNAGI STORM / MODUS OPERANDI [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FLIPSIDE]
Combat Chest: SNAKE EYES
~
K4yne: [PG] Lv. 6: Entropy's Entourage. XP: 13,650/75,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ/LV. 5 - GREASED LIGHTNING] / CUESTICK GENIUS / GHASTLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GHASTLIER]
Combat Chest: FULLY CHARGED
pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 9: Armaggedon's Conductor. XP: 229,000/500,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL]
HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE/LV. 10 - THE SUMMIT]
DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL/LV. 5 - ABSOLUTE ZERO/LV. 10 - TIMESTOPPER]
RELIC'S ECHO [LV. 1/LV. 2 - TIER TWO/LV. 5 - TIER THREE/LV. 10 - NATURAL DISASTER]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND / ROGUE'S GALLERY
~
ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 9: Apocalyptic Terminator. XP: 38,100/500,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED/LV. 10 - ARES' AWAKENING]
BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE/LV. 5 - SUPER HOT/LV. 10 - EVERY DAY]
WAR RAMPAGE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - TO ARMS/LV. 5 - RENDEVOUS/LV. 10 - FINAL STAND]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS / IUBEOQUE
~
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 60,575/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
~
XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 8: Chaos Angel. XP: 31,000/200,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS/LV. 10 - ROCKET MAN]
HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE/LV. 10 - THE SUMMIT]
LOWDOWN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - POLAR OPPOSITE/LV. 5 - LIMBO'S AVARICE/LV. 10 - UNENDING]
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL / OBJECTION
~
engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 6: CEO. XP: 7,500/75,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - LIBERTY LAUNCH/LV. 5 - GRAVE DIGGER] / NINJANEER / GUNS AKIMBO [LV. 1/LV. 2 - RAMBO STYLE]
Combat Chest: DECIMATION
~
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 3: Self-Aware. XP: 30,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED / SLINGSHOT
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
0 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
3/10 for Wormholer
I finish Ra's Hand
4/6 for the Witching Hour
15/50 for mega attack
5/15 for charge attack
piono watches the godmodder do that, then growls, and pulls out the faceless eight.
Phobos, would you do the honors?
Phobos takes the faceless eight, the throws them into the air, halfway down, his shadow tendrils leech into them, infecting them with insane amounts of improbability energy...
9-8-9-9-8-9-9-8
Piono looks at the dice, impressed.
I have to admit, I did not expect for you to be able to do that for more than one dice.
I was aiming for all of them.
And now, silliness begins.
Blue, sitting, waiting wherever she is waiting for people that want to go on the tours, suddenly looks up as her first customer.
Tricky.
Tricky is standing there in front of her, for some reason dressed up in a tux, complete with clown flower.
As is to be expected, his stop sign is slung across his back.
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DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
With that one thing under that one tree dead, I decide that it's right about time to actually do something. Or at least try. I travel to the Hexmobile and attack it with my rod (need to think of a better name than that) whilst sending small constructed drones to harm, or at least annoy, the Wayback entities or any of their allies.
S6 Archailect: 4/25
Temporal Acceleration Field: 3/10
He scream
Cthulhu's Eye 2/11
I cast Woodlands on the True Maniac. Then, I stabilize the shield.
Haunt me for years... I assume you mean haunt me for loä. Besides, if you are one of the seeds of the Doc, you would mention sweeps. Whichever. The point is, I need to do this.
Perhaps... if I just... sort of...
Onyx Visink 8-Ball /\/ Scratcher 1/???
A/E-IC:
While my mutated mind can withstand very harsh conditions, I doubt I would last more than a second in there.
A slow grinding can be heard as the magnetic emitter ring begins to lock into place, with help from energy in the main CV Capacitor Bank within the core. Then, a variety of ~ATH programs flash off the screen, all based on the death of the nonexistence of the activation of the weapon. Tricking the code into doing what you want is very fulfilling.
From the core, an elevator slides up to the top, revealing eight clear tubes, each filled with different colored liquids. The first two have varying shades of blue. The second pair has a shade and a tint of red. The third pair, a tint and shade of mustard, respectively. The fourth pair is composed of a lime (sorry, yellowgreen) one, as well as an orchid one. Then, from the area in between the tubes, a Runic Matrix floats into the air; bolts of electricity leap off of the tubes and enter the Matrix. Then, the screen switches to a countdown timer. I glance up at the tubes.
Approximately fifty-six seconds, from what I can sense.
55.
54.
53.
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51.
50.
49...
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
TIMES NEW ROMAN ARMY, CHARGE!!!!!!!!!
SB & HJ are promptly swarmed by the legions of people who think Comic Sans is a stupid font! Plus the Wingdings Guerrilla Fighters, who just showed up because someone used their favorite font in a forum post. I pity them.
While they're there, I borrow one of their portal guns and proceed to execute my attack on the Godmodder from last turn that failed because I "didn't specify how I got" a portal gun.
The Times New Roman Army also replaces all instances of Comic Sans with Times New Roman.
The army then returns to whatever it was they were doing before, because the temporary scourge that is Comic Sans is beaten into submission for at least a while.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
=CHARGE=
-27 / 50- MCR
-24 / 25- The Wall
+1 to Modpack
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10: UPHOLSTERY'S UMBRAGE on UBERGHAST ROLAND.
=COMMAND=
Itchy will attack the Subspace Gunship.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Overworld: Realizing the weakness of SB&HJ, I proceed to make sure that everyone's aware that MISQUOTED AND/OR INCORRECT SB&HJ references do the most damage.
I proceed to warn SWEET BRO about those CHAIRS, as I take several from the ALCHEMITER and toss them at him.
Speaking of the ALCHEMITER...
I begin Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (?, 1/?) and The Iron Fist && Cold Fusion Ender Pearl (?, 1/?).
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (13/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (13/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (3/15)
+1 to K4yne and Piono.
47.
46.
>Infusion process at ninety nine percent.
44.
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>Infusion process at one hundred percent.
>Chambering A/E-Mutable Hyperdense shell.
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>Accelerator capacitors at one hundred percent charge.
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>Beginning preliminary Relativistic Acceleration Coil warmup.
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>Shell thirty seconds from chamber. "Big shell, moving it slowly for safety's sake."
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All charges progress. {I'll do a thing for that "Void enemy" charge once this is done.}
My weapons overloading and a spreading migraine informing me that I should stop firing, I roll the Cthonic Octave at Rage!
On3 of my warrior bo7s borrowing the White Dwarf, I spray it at the Battlefield from lunar orbit, watching the glowing bull3t5 cross the interpl4netary void with of my telescopes.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
A Rancid Cheese Wedge (Power increase: No longer Nerfed): [1/20]
"There are more on the way. For some reason, cheese becomes really powerful whenever I get involved. Don't know why."
Overworld: "Ship tours, you say, Blue? I'm intrigued." I say this to her while backhanding axis DOG without even looking at it.
Nether: I bring out the Pomson 9000 and try to disable the Wall of Thorns's regeneration. That health bar is big enough without having it regenerate at such a rapid speed.
Void: "Hold on. We'll end up fighting? Finally, a part of this whole quest that I know how to do." I observe the room, looking for areas that may be better or worse than other areas during a mass scale battle.
Dreamscape: "Icy Spy, armor yourself. This door actually does damage, for some reason. Your damage output would greatly assist bringing down this door, but you are too fragile to attack outright. I would rather you didn't die THIS early, since your abilities make you a rather powerful entity, even with only 25 health."
Wallpost: "Well, that explains why you never simply predicted what I was most likely to do and just counter it, that one time. Heh. I digress, that was long ago." I reply to Eternis, then turn to Eric. "You are right not to trust me, especially knowing what I am. But, what have I to gain from messing with someone's thoughts? Not much. Considering how your irritating little colleagues have left me, there is little to no reason why I would try anything. Not yet, anyway. So, you're clearly not going anywhere with this," I indicate to Serpent, currently affected by Powder, "why not accept help? Even if it does come from a shady source."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
24/25 Health Care Package + 1 fseftr
> K4yne: I take a good swipe with Netheraria at Sweet Bro.
> R. K.: Healing Uberghast Roland with Hippocrates 451.
I help fseftr twice.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 100%
MMMPH: 0%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Either way, I +1 all three of tazz's charges.
4/10 for the Wormholer
Ra's Hand OR the silmaril (unless I've spelled it wrong, that is the name of basically the ultimate gem of light in the LotR universe.) 1/?
5/6 for the Witching Hour
17/50 for mega attack
7/15 for mega attack
piono brings down Ultimatum
Phobos brings out penultimatum
They both load up with psi-shells
Chain Technique: Metal storm lvl10: Wall of lead
Aimed at the wall of thorns of course.
wallpost: (I hope serpent is able to post today)
Eternis grimaces, and his grip tightens on his axe.
Eric holds his hand up as if to say "Not right now."
Engie, give me one good reason why I should trust you.
I am aware that there doesn't seem to be anything you gain from interfering with serpent's mind.
But there isn't a reason why you would want to help either.
Your entire behavior here seems extremely fishy.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Halloween Surprise: 33/50
Stellar Energy Harness: 8/50
I, healing Stheno, grant Sylvester Stallone Chuck Norris's strength times 400,000, even though he doesn't need it to defeat the wimpy Chuck Norris. Better make another turret.
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 3/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Nor does it seem like you registered anything of my last posts, just the removal of Murphy's law.
Recreating of the Master Emerald 2/11
Systems Crash || Antipolar Crystaltorch = The Low Blow (Level 10: 11/11)
Multi-Powersuit 29/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Gearlavine 13/20
Energyblast 1/9
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 1)
I lob some rainbow flashing generic objects at a random entity!
Serpent's side quest: Attack the wall of thorns with a gardeners hedge cutter!
INVENTORY
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(+2 from Erelye)
4/30 Stasis
6/15 Hilt reforged
6/15 Blade reforged
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws 4/10
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 6/11
Assists: +1 Erelye, +1 Talist
The cloaked man engages SB, HJ, and all PG entities in a staring contest, the first one to blink has to allow all other entities participating in the staring contest to simultaneously attack it. To bad he doesn't have eyelids...
Afterwards, he converts as many remaining .jpeg corrupted things as he can into .png form.
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
Crimson Cult Research 23/50 (+1 from CM)
Cthulhu's Eye 3/11
Onyx Visink 8-Ball /\/ Scratcher 2/???
Piono, you are fine; you spelled Silmaril correctly. How did you obtain one of them, out of interest? Is that universe being wrought anew? The Silmarillion did state they would only be found after Morgoth was dead...
I cast Horrorterror on True Maniac. Then, I use my Thaumic Keycharm: Tlhutlh on the Crimson Monolith.
A/E-IC:
28.
27.
26.
25.
24.
>Corrupted Brain Cores primed.
23.
22.
21.
>Infusion Matrix has received startup energy.
20.
19.
18.
Wallpost:
I glance at Engie.
As long as you do not do anything particularly dangerous, you are fine with me.
Then, I turn back to Eric.
So, are we ready to begin? Oh, and sorry for being immensely impatient.