The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I examine my new slightly radioactive wax canister filled with essentia. Does my Deudly Magnum have more than one shot?
Oh, yes. I use a Hazel Wand-empowered Woegothics on the Red Core.
When I said to try not to do anything ridiculous, I DID NOT MEAN TO ANNIHILATE A QUARTER OF THE PLANET!
Sidequest:
Hmm...
I wonder... Of course.
Those that are in the somewhat extensive vicinity can hear clanking, whirling, vaporization, explosions, and precise energy blasts from the West Room for the next several hours.
If anybody were to come in when the sounds stopped, they would view my newest invention. A large seven by nine meter mess of thaumic devices. At the core, we have a jarred Hungry Node. This node, as it is jarred, has a lessened draw rate for matter. However, it is still strong enough to suck in energy. In this case, the heat of the air around it; this pull takes advantage of some lava nearby. The glass on the jar is heated up to extreme temperatures, and sent through conductive Vesperium coils to an Everful Urn containing, well, infinite water. Said water is drawn out of the Urn by way of the node, surrounding the jar in a kind of bubble. The coils have Vesperium wires coming off of them, heading directly back into the bubbles. From here, an energized node connected to a Vis Relay fires a beam of pure energy into the mess at the core. The combination of arcane power and heat causes the infinite water bubble to transform to steam. Essentially, this is an infinite generator of steam.
From here, the steam inside the casing of the device is piped through pressurized tubes towards a small turbine, which spins about, powering the Hard Light Glass Bridge Generator. There we are. A rather simplistic device, but it shall function, I suppose. That is, assuming this is counted as kinetic energy.
You are now mister Avlcan. At this point in time, it has been approximately three enquier since you entered the Medium. However, you have a hunch that you should go into the Veil. Why? You do not even have the slightest idea.
Spotting a nearby meteor that looks somewhat accommodating, you fly towards it with your Rocket Boots, and deactivate them upon the surface. May as well explore this place. You walk over to the nearest building, and enter by way of the door. Who would have guessed it had a door?
Something about this place seems... off. There is a fine layer of dust over everything. Wait. Everything, except for these footprints. Following these footprints, you end up at a door, left ajar. The trail of footprints extends through this doorway, and down a staircase. Being the brilliant investigator you are, you sniff the footprints. They distinctly smell of pine trees and parchment. What in the world!? You are in the Veil, not some sort of library for morally ambiguous theoreticians! Actually, for all you know, you might be.
Suddenly, you fire your pistol directly into a wall. All is silent for a second, until you begin to hear whirling gears and the beeping of advanced technology, just like some of your favorite science fiction films. The sound is coming from down the stairs, and seems slightly muffled, like a door is blocking the sound.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
That reminds me...
?: 50/50 Still haven't written it
i: 42/50 +1 self +3 from Erelye +1 from nimble
ii: 11/50 +1 self
iii: 4/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Politely ask TP about the paintings.
Leonstar1: GATEWAY! _/~\_
A pillar of light rises up from where I stand, various magical runes circle around me. The pillar of light contracts until it vanishes and I disappear with it.
ELSEWHERE: A pillar of light appears in the sky and I step out.
"This fight looks interesting"
Yup
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V. 4.22.) Enter prompt.
> Up staircase
You turn left and go up the staircase. The staircase goes forward and then left again. You continue walking up it.
Eventually, you reach a dead end. To your left is the motion ball. On the other wall is another staircase, much like your own. The two are not linked, and a jump probably wouldn't reach the other one.
What will you do now?
> ...
I'm moving the Fightlog here. Take a look:
MEANWHILE... In a far-off universe on the flipside of a trifecta, a group of players brought there under mysterious circumstances square off.
On a forgotten Land in a forgotten session, there is a flash of light. ManiacMasteR has appeared. He moves towards a conspicuous planet, home to an important troll: The_Serpent. He raises his hand, Nethergy flowing throughout it. The top portion of the tower Serpent is in detaches from the rest. It slowly floats up and into space...
AT: HEH.
A figure appears, peering out of a window. The_Serpent, watching Maniac kidnap her. Towernap her? Whatever you want to call it. She yells at Maniac, who hears her loud and clear.
AU: AH. MANIAC. AU: LOOK. I KNOW THIS IS A TRAP. AU: BUT COULD BE YOU BE. A BIT MORE TIMELY NEXT TIME?
Then, a flash barely registers across both of their vision. Maniac is tackled to the ground by an unknown figure. He focuses his eyes: It's Eric. Pionoplayer. Whatever you want to call him. He roars at Maniac.
AC: NO!!! AC: You will not harm this one! She is under my protection! AT: ERIC. REALLY, NOW IS NOT THE--OOF
He equips a bronze sword glowing with the energy of creation, and in the blink of an eye, slams it into Maniac's chest. Eric flips off of Maniac and floats in the air, his eyes glowing red... Serpent glares at Eric.
AU: YOU. AU: WHAT ARE. *YOU.* DOING HERE?
Eric seems to pretend not to hear Serpent... He leers at Maniac, who's saying something.
AT: ERIC... COULD I TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE? AC: Maniac, L()rd, whatever you want to be called. AC: Anything you want to say to me, you can say it to my face. AU: HEY. ERIC. ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO ME. OR NOT?
Eric turns to Serpent, then back to Maniac.
AC: Yes, I hear you. What am I doing? AC: Well, the idea was to save your life. But it seems I am not being as helpful as I expected. AU: APPARENTLY NOT. AU: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA. WHY MANIAC OVER HERE. IS SHOUTING ALL OF A SUDDEN? IT SOUNDS. UNNATURAL. AC: That's a bit rich coming from you, but whatever. AC: And actually, I do have an idea. Just a hunch. I think this is the L()rd we're fighting.
Both Eric and Serpent turn to look at Maniac, who has recovered from Eric's attack. His normally red eyes glow a piercing white. He laughs. It's the L()rd. Great. What has he done to Maniac?
(): WELL, Y()U G()T ME! HELL() THERE, ERIC! Y()U T()(), SERPENT. (): I'VE P()SESSED MANIAC N()W! HE'S C()MPLETELY UNDER MY C()NTR()L. AU: REALLY? AS IN, "POSSESSED"? WOW. WE ARE ALL COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY. BY THIS STUNNING RELEVATION. (): QUIET, SERPENT! Y()U SEE, THIS WAS ALL T() GET MY MASTER BACK. (): AND N()W THAT ERIC'S HERE, I CAN KILL TW() BIRDS WITH ()NE ST()NE!
With that, the L()rd charges at Eric, holding Diablo in his hands. It roars with the energy of lost souls... But before the L()rd can swipe at Eric, he flashsteps directly behind the L()rd and slams him into the ground.
(): GGK... AC: You really think it's that easy? AU: OH, LORD. YOU SHOULD KNOW. THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. TO KILL ERIC IN ONE SWIPE. LIKE THAT. AC: I've trained in combat for thousands of years, L()rd. I have learned hundreds of magic techniques. I carry with me more artifacts of power than anyone involved in this conflict, probably except for the Godmodder himself.
(): WELL, I STILL HAVE ()NE THING Y()U D()N'T! AC: Really? Well, it isn't a weapon.
The L()rd looks at his hand to find Diablo is no longer there. Eric is now holding it.
AC: Observe.
Eric's hands crackle in golden energy as he pulls at Diablo... He DEBUNKS the supernatural energies contained within, snapping the weapon in half as if it was a twig. The L()rd looks on, horrified. Eric tosses the pieces at the L()rd. The handle bounces off of his head.
AC: You understand yet? (): YES, ERIC. Y()U ARE A... F()RMIDABLE ()PP()NENT.
(): BUT I STILL HAVE ()NE THING Y()U D()N'T! A PLAN!! (): Y()U SEE, MY MASTER NEEDS F()UR THINGS IN ()RDER T() AWAKEN.
(): THE MURDER ()F A FRIEND. (): THE P()WER ()F THE WAAAA. (): S()ME()NE FR()M THIS UNIVERSE HAS T() C()ME T() G()DCRAFT. (): AND THERE NEEDS TO BE CHA()S. S() MUCH CHA()S. AU: I TAKE IT. THAT THAT PERSON FROM "THIS UNIVERSE". WOULD BE ME? (): EXACTLY! I CH()SE Y()U BECAUSE I THINK Y()U W()ULD MAKE A G()()D GENERAL. AU: HA. AS IF I'D EVER SERVE YOU, "O LORD". I DON'T NEED ANYONE. AC: Serpent, look. AC: I care about you, alright? The reason I care is because I made a promise. It may have been to your future self, but... AC: It's a promise nonetheless. You are under my protection, and I have failed too many times as it is. AC: I refuse to do so again.
~~~
On GodCraft, Piono receives a comm link from someone in U1. He curses. He sends a comm link to Phobos, in the Nether.
CA: Phobos! PN: What is it? CA: I need Tricky, it's important! Where is he? PN: Searching for the artifacts, I assume. CA: Get him to me! Now!
PN: What's so urgent that you need to have Tricky leave his current mission? CA: ...
CA: We've got a big problem at U1. PN: Good enough.
~~~
Serpent chuckles, now floating with Eric and the L()rd outside of her tower. Her whole body pulses orchid, and she raises her hand at the L()rd.
AU: I APPRECIATE IT, ERIC. WELL. I'M NOT SURE I DO. TROLLS DON'T REALLY *GET* POSITIVE EMOTIONS SOMETIMES. BUT STILL. I STAND BY WHAT I SAID. AU: I DON'T. NEED ANYONE.
Serpent's eyes flash, and strobe lighting emanates from her body. A white aura envelopes the L()rd, and he is flung into the ground of Serpent's planet in a massive explosion. He's buried under the rubble. Serpent's tower settles back into place.
AU: SEE? AC: Serpent, that always means one of two things. AC: One, that the person saying those words is an arrogant gorilla. Two, the person is lying. AC: I am more than willing to bet on you being the second. AU: ARGH! JUST. LEAVE ME ALONE! AC: Oh hell. AU: WHAT NOW.
Suddenly, a shape flashsteps into existence on the horizon. Eric curses.
AC: It's the clown.
~~~
A flash of light appears in Serpent's session. A massive, hulking figure in armor watches intently at the strife brewing below. He descends near the planet, watching the figures. It is engie_ninja. He converses with another figure next to him.
GA: Interesting. So, what are they fighting about?
??: CONFLICT REASONING UNKNOWN. ORDERS?
GA: Continue watching their little fight. If anything supernatural happens, inform me. Make sure you zoom in to see the battle accurately. If their fight escalates too much, fire a nuke at them and go destroy them.
??: ACKNOWLEDGED.
GA: I, on the other hand, have things to attend to.
engie_ninja leaves orbit. The other figure follows orders and watches the rampage...
~~~
Tricky inches closer to the field.
AC: We're going to have to do something about him. Stay put. AU: WHY? I HAVE ALREADY PROVEN. THAT I AM CAPABLE OF FIGHTING. AC: Do it for me, Serpent. AU: ...FINE.
Before Eric can make a move, a bolt of light shoots out from the rubble. The L()rd rises up.
(): Y()U F()()LS! Y()U CANN()T GET RID ()F ME THAT EASILY! (): I HAVE M()RE P()WER THAN ANY ()F Y()U CAN IMAGINE! AC: Oh, can it, Lord.
Eric flashsteps over to the L()rd and whips out a small handgun. He pulls the trigger, although his hand barely moves an inch, and a massive explosion appears, sending the L()rd skyward. He changes course in midair and roars, flying towards Eric. Before he can attack him, a shape flashsteps behinds Eric, knocking him towards the ground. Eric manages to stick the landing. Barely. The L()rd hovers in the sky, confused.
The orange figure hovering in orbit descends closer to the field, having watched the previous events and played them back several times. It contacts engie_ninja.
??: OBSERVATION: PARTICIPANTS IN BATTLE ARE ARROGANT PRICKS. PERMISSION TO NUKE? GA: Permission granted.
A hilariously oversized missile shoots into the fight and explodes, showering Serpent, L()rd, and Eric with obscene levels of radiation and metal shards. The metal shards actively pursue whoever is closest to them, intent on doing damage.
The figure produces a massive oversized missile at Serpent's land. It rockets towards the players. All four quickly glance and the descending light and barely have time to react. It explodes, sending a massive wave of radiation and metal at all three players. Serpent quickly forms a massive orchid shield that absorbs the nuke's energy, saving the players (and probably her tower) from destruction. The shield dissipates, along with the nuke.
Serpent's eyes flare angrily at Eric.
AU: LOOK AT ME. WHY WOULD I NEED HELP? I'M. FINE.
Eric, however, is in Strife with Tricky.
He fires the pistol at Tricky, creating several massive explosions. Tricky dodges every single one, aggravating Eric. The L()rd attempts to get a shot in at Eric, but Tricky flashsteps into the air and kicks him in the face. The L()rd falls to the ground. Tricky promptly resumes strifing.
AC: Hold still!
The orange figure contacts engie_ninja again. At this point, it is hovering above all the players. They have not noticed it yet.
??: NUKE DIDN'T DO CRAP. GA: Why should I stay out of this? Because your illusions of grandeur make you think you can hold me back? When there's a fight going on, I want in. So no. I'm not staying out of this. In fact... ??: SILENCE FIELD CHARGED. GA: ...I'm shutting you all down, SOLO if I have to. Because fighting dogs can only really be broken up by a hose. ??: SILENCE FIELD ACTIVATED. UNCERTAIN IF SILENCE FIELD WILL WORK.
A silence field is established around the area. However, Eric quickly dispels it and looks up at the orange figure.
AC: Engie, this really doesn't concern you. GA: Maybe not, but everyone is just so arrogant. And that is annoying. GA: You people aren't even multiversal beings. Plus, you're arrogant. GA: So I thought I'd join the battle for the sole purpose of shutting people down. ??: STATEMENT: THAT SEEMS HYPOCRITICAL SOMEHOW. GA: Do not question me. In fact, I think I'll send you down there if you make a remark like that again. Now, the fight. Simply camping out a solar system away hasn't done a thing. I'm heading down there. Personally.
~~~
Eric turns to The_Serpent and talks to her, while simultaneously strifing Tricky.
AC: Why would you need help? Well, let's see. AC: It's obvious to me that you don't need help fighting, at least currently. AU: THANK YOU. AC: What is also obvious is that you haven't had a friend to watch your back for far too long. AC: And whether or not you realize this, isolating yourself is not going to work well for you.
Eric glances at The L()rd and Tricky.
AC: ...And is apparently no longer feasible.
Just as Eric says this, a column of light appears on Serpent's land. A massive figure drops from it, in heavy armor. Eric glances up. The orange figure is gone. Eric curses once more. engie's here. engie pulls out More Gun and seems to check the time, then power-walks near the players.
(): ()H, B()Y. THIS IS N()T WHAT I HAD IN MIND. AC: You think? AU: UGH... I'M... I'M PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT EITHER OF YOU, THANK YOU! AU: WHY DON'T YOU JUST ALL... AU: LEAVE ME ALONE?!
Serpent glares at engie_ninja, shooting massive amounts of psybeams at the drone! It sparks violently. She then rages, and the shield around her explodes with violent force! The top portion of her tower is shredded to bits. Consorts watching on another hill cower in fear...
engie's drone goes still for a moment, and then recovers... A dull grey light emanates from it. Serpent glares at the drone, as does the L()rd, who flies over.
GA: How quaint. Thank you for giving my drone an additional immunity. I call this one an Adaptor. Your tricks only work once.
The drone then produces several shockwaves which tear through Serpent's tower! They're designed specifically against organic beings, and cause extreme hemorrhaging and migraines... Serpent fights back against it with her own mind powers, but then her mental connection snaps. She seems to have trouble standing up, and she slumps to the floor. Eric looks on, horrified. The L()rd hovers over the drone and points a finger at him.
(): STAY ()UT ()F THIS, ENGIE! Y()U HAVE N() PLACE HERE! (): IT W()N'T D() F()R MY PLANS...
The L()rd then hovers over to Tricky.
(): TRICKY'S Y()UR NAME, HUH? Y()U SEEM LIKE A VERY W()RTHY ()PP()NENT... (): H()W W()ULD Y()U LIKE T() J()IN MY TEAM? GA: You have a team? Look at you!
engie jumps over to Maniac. The ground cracks beneath his feet.
GA: You're this so-called lord, and you promised to everyone various tidings of doom, yet have done nothing! GA: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO BE A THREAT TO EVEN THE WEAKEST PLAYER HERE! YOU HAVEN'T FOLLOWED UP ON ANY OF YOUR PROMISES! LOOK AT YOU! GA: You want to be a big threat? Then do something already! DON'T BE ORCUS ON HIS THRONE!
The drone punches the L()rd in the face and repeatedly smacks him with More Gun. The L()rd flies over a hill, obscured by it. engie_ninja hears a soft thud. Satisfied, he turns to Eric, who is glaring at him, apparently because of what he did to Serpent... She has recovered, and is floating near Eric, but she is wounded. He turns to her.
AC: Look, Serpent. Even if you don't want my protection, I have to give it to you. AC: I promised it to future you, and just because she has been talking to us doesn't mean you'll live. AC: I'll leave you once this fight is over, but remember. If you need me, I'll be there. AU: ...
Eric raises his hand and Serpent and a bolt of white magic blasts from it, healing her somewhat. The two then glare at engie, and Maniac, who is again rising up from the nearby hill. The strife to end paradox space is here... But who will win?
SB&HJ 46/50x2
Candy Corn Liquor 30/30 I imbibe this sugary alcohol, boosting my IMAGINATION through the roof. I promptly thieve Ire's Thyme, as it was, is and will continue to be terribly guarded.. I then use my Hope powers, bolstered by the Thyme and Candy Corn Liquor, and cast the RAINBOW STAIRWELLS. "That's not a unit of measure!" You complain. Of course it isn't. This is SBaHJ. The Rainbow stairwells promptly corrupt everything, turning the Battlefield into the SBaHJttlefield. Everything is now a .jpeg. The horror. THE HORROR.
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble 8/11
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 4/9
Train && Ircuvici && Broken Update Terminal 1/??
Welp. That happened.
I use DOUBLE MIDNIGHT on the Lucycount.
I roll the Garnet Stains at the Lucycount.
I use a sufficiently powerful special attack on Enoch.
I also shoot the Lucycount.
HEX 10/50
Smash Ball && Chaos Pearl 10/11
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Flux Weaponization 15/20 (+1 from Leon.)
+1 to Leon and Amp.
I use a random level of Elven Tale on the Red Core. Why? To celebrate the END OF ACT 2, and the entry of my reminiscing into the present time. Perhaps a level of the attack over ten is in order?
Anyways, I, in my frustration at the disregarding of my warnings, tear a hole through reality for a millisecond, jump through, and end up upon the world of Serpent, a potent aura about me.
Stepping down the stairs just before the door, you can hear... bawling? What in the world?
You open the door to reveal Kalare pressing a button. Immediately, twelve newborns vanish.
>END FLASHBACK.
>BE KALARE.
Yes, that was truly a horrifying incident. At that, you step onto the nearest Transportalizer, and reappear within a house on !U2. Then, you make sure the doors have been locked, which they are, and keep a third eye, which you do not have, on the human clock, which does not display time correctly. A house painted violet on the inside. A wanted criminal, akin to some others. After a few hours, you use the Transportalizer, and return to the meteor.
INTERMISSION 1. (For the foreseeable future. These things are tiring.)
So, that is basically it. What the holy **** was that...? That, my dear split, was most of my life story, up to the present moment. Oh, and watch your language. That was so boring; it wasn't even funny! That is incredibly rude. Do you know how long I have been telling you that story? Nope. I don't care. Its made me feel irritable.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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POST 1;
Tubas || Generic Weapons Systems = Tuba Doomsday Array (11/11)
Staff of Origin || Tank-Spaceship Mundane Interior Platforms = ? (1/?)
Floppy Disk-Reading Computer && GPIO Ports = ? (1/?) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil): The Thyme! Gerbil Ghost Image! The Tome!
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): I throw a Tome of Voidwalking into the Void directly at the Waluigi Thymed Steaks. It hits the Steaks and they are instantly transported into The Void, right into the dungeon.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Those that are in the somewhat extensive vicinity can hear clanking, whirling, vaporization, explosions, and precise energy blasts from the West Room for the next several hours.
If anybody were to come in when the sounds stopped, they would view my newest invention. A large seven by nine meter mess of thaumic devices. At the core, we have a jarred Hungry Node. This node, as it is jarred, has a lessened draw rate for matter. However, it is still strong enough to suck in energy. In this case, the heat of the air around it; this pull takes advantage of some lava nearby. The glass on the jar is heated up to extreme temperatures, and sent through conductive Vesperium coils to an Everful Urn containing, well, infinite water. Said water is drawn out of the Urn by way of the node, surrounding the jar in a kind of bubble. The coils have Vesperium wires coming off of them, heading directly back into the bubbles. From here, an energized node connected to a Vis Relay fires a beam of pure energy into the mess at the core. The combination of arcane power and heat causes the infinite water bubble to transform to steam. Essentially, this is an infinite generator of steam.
From here, the steam inside the casing of the device is piped through pressurized tubes towards a small turbine, which spins about, powering the Hard Light Glass Bridge Generator. There we are. A rather simplistic device, but it shall function, I suppose. That is, assuming this is counted as kinetic energy.
-snip-
You set up the Node Generator. It seems as if a mysterious ancient force is preventing any generator from working... You might be able to dissipate this mystery somehow.
-snip- >Leonstar0: Politely ask TP about the paintings.
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The Painter tells you that the paintings were painted by him, of different points in the construction of this dungeon. He was hired by the creator of the dungeon to do this job. He was given special paints to use. The Painter has seen anything coming in contact with the paintings painted with the special paints to be transported... into the paintings.
/null serpent, you might want to wait until he finishes the update.
Actually, since I can't post on Sundays, I would appreciate it if you guys didn't do too much:
If its necessary, Eric's basically going to be pulling out his various tricks (name a learnable magic or magical artifact or overpowered piece of technology from just about any popular work of fiction and chances are if its not evil in and of itself, Eric either has or can do it) to try and keep Serpent alive, and any other good players (in this case, leon if he actually comes, and possibly amp, depending on amp's actions) as well as trying to kill maniac and Tricky (but those are secondary). Tricky is trying to kill everyone but Serpent, and even then, that's just because he isn't aiming for her. Tricky, as is to be expected, isn't going away until the whole thing is finished.
Also, twin, no matter how much you try, Eric's chumhandle is endangeredMultiverse. piono's is armageddonsConductor. Those are far more accurate and relevant to their characters. Also, why are you using the chumtags in the fightlog? They aren't using pesterchum. Eric doesn't even use pesterchum anymore, although he still uses the wavelengths so he can communicate with people across the multiverse.
Between the explosion and the phaazon, the drone receives some severe damage. Exposed circuits spark violently, while the drone analyses the damage, before it flash-steps a short distance away. A mechroa virus strand tunnels up from inside the ground, and is immediately cannibalized by the drone, the latter regenerates most of the damage. It glows an even darker grey, beginning to form an aura resembling a fusion between that of a Grimdark and that of a Discorded pony.
...
What, didn't you watch the show? S2, EP1. Discord zaps the Mane 6 around the middle of the episode. They go all grey and opposite their personalities. It was fun to watch.
Anyway, the drone then glares at Serpent, flash-steps over, and smacks her over the head with the More Gun replica a few dozen times, flash-stepping away to continue battling The L()rd and Tricky.
"You'd better hope you aren't a one trick *joke drums* GODDAMN IT YOU IDIOT THAT WAS OFF TIME!"
*Take 2*
"You'd better hope you aren't a one trick pony, Tricky. *Joke drums*"
Engie tries to smash serpent, but Eric steps in the way. Don't. Even. Try.
Eric doesn't have to do anything, instead, he ducks, pulling Serpent down with him, as Tricky's sign post swings around from behind, taking off the top four inches of the drone.
Eric then activates a rocket blast, pushing himself and serpent away from the following fight.
Tricky spins his sign around and brings it down
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Engie's drone gets hit from behind and launched up into the atmosphere.
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As the strange portal in the air dissipates, the figure above the planet in universe one slowly floats down.
I had thought I would not need to do this. I had thought that this would not be a major problem. Well, I suppose I was a fool, as per the usual. Now, I think I shall have to make this end as swiftly as I may, or at least attempt to do so.
I flash-step over to the L()rd/Maniac, and toss a psionic fireball (thank you Advanced Psionics Manual) at him. As it strikes, it immediately combusts into a shockwave of mentally annihilating curses that instantly spread across his thoughts. Before the blast even hits him, I strike him square in the chest with a blade constantly pulsing eldritch and pure arcane energy charged to generate offensive power.
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~~~
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Eric turns to Erelye, Thank you, are you here to add to the destruction, or are you here to help end it?
Eric whirls as Tricky rushes past for another dive-bombing run, this time at erelye
This time, Eric hits Tricky. Once again, Tricky flies off into the distance as the explosion slams into his chest.
Eric turns back around to Serpent. This was damaged in the fight with Dimentio, but I've nursed it back to health somewhat.
He pulls out a flower.
He mutters the words under his breath quickly; Flower gleam and glow let your power shine make the clock reverse bring back what once was mine.
And serpent finds her wounds healing as Eric puts the flower back under his trenchjacket.
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The L()rd flies over to Engie.
Y()U WANT T() SEE P()WER, HUH? I'LL SH()W Y()U P()WER!!!!!
With a snap of his fingers, Diablo, regenerated, appears in L()rds hand. Then, he clutches it tightly. Dark power, endergy if you will, courses into Diablo. Diablo turns blacker than night. The handle becomes made of endstone. Strange markings of green appear on the blade. And it grows 5 times bigger.
Y()U LIKE IT? I CALL IT NECR()N. AND Y()U'RE AB()UT T() SEE WHAT SHE CAN DO!
He slices forward. A shockwave appears and flies into a mountain. The mountain instantly crumbles. The L()rd then uses it to crack open Eric's skull.
()H! I F()RG()T T() MENTI()N. I DIDN'T LIE AB()UT THE B()MB. THIS PLANET WILL BL()W IN 2 TURNS. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
(Oh man! This will look good in the animations!)
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V. 4.22.) Enter prompt.
> Up staircase
You turn left and go up the staircase. The staircase goes forward and then left again. You continue walking up it.
Eventually, you reach a dead end. To your left is the motion ball. On the other wall is another staircase, much like your own. The two are not linked, and a jump probably wouldn't reach the other one.
What will you do now?
> ...
I'm moving the Fightlog here. Take a look:
MEANWHILE... In a far-off universe on the flipside of a trifecta, a group of players brought there under mysterious circumstances square off.
On a forgotten Land in a forgotten session, there is a flash of light. ManiacMasteR has appeared. He moves towards a conspicuous planet, home to an important troll: The_Serpent. He raises his hand, Nethergy flowing throughout it. The top portion of the tower Serpent is in detaches from the rest. It slowly floats up and into space...
AT: HEH.
A figure appears, peering out of a window. The_Serpent, watching Maniac kidnap her. Towernap her? Whatever you want to call it. She yells at Maniac, who hears her loud and clear.
AU: AH. MANIAC. AU: LOOK. I KNOW THIS IS A TRAP. AU: BUT COULD BE YOU BE. A BIT MORE TIMELY NEXT TIME?
Then, a flash barely registers across both of their vision. Maniac is tackled to the ground by an unknown figure. He focuses his eyes: It's Eric. Pionoplayer. Whatever you want to call him. He roars at Maniac.
AC: NO!!! AC: You will not harm this one! She is under my protection! AT: ERIC. REALLY, NOW IS NOT THE--OOF
He equips a bronze sword glowing with the energy of creation, and in the blink of an eye, slams it into Maniac's chest. Eric flips off of Maniac and floats in the air, his eyes glowing red... Serpent glares at Eric.
AU: YOU. AU: WHAT ARE. *YOU.* DOING HERE?
Eric seems to pretend not to hear Serpent... He leers at Maniac, who's saying something.
AT: ERIC... COULD I TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE? AC: Maniac, L()rd, whatever you want to be called. AC: Anything you want to say to me, you can say it to my face. AU: HEY. ERIC. ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO ME. OR NOT?
Eric turns to Serpent, then back to Maniac.
AC: Yes, I hear you. What am I doing? AC: Well, the idea was to save your life. But it seems I am not being as helpful as I expected. AU: APPARENTLY NOT. AU: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA. WHY MANIAC OVER HERE. IS SHOUTING ALL OF A SUDDEN? IT SOUNDS. UNNATURAL. AC: That's a bit rich coming from you, but whatever. AC: And actually, I do have an idea. Just a hunch. I think this is the L()rd we're fighting.
Both Eric and Serpent turn to look at Maniac, who has recovered from Eric's attack. His normally red eyes glow a piercing white. He laughs. It's the L()rd. Great. What has he done to Maniac?
(): WELL, Y()U G()T ME! HELL() THERE, ERIC! Y()U T()(), SERPENT. (): I'VE P()SESSED MANIAC N()W! HE'S C()MPLETELY UNDER MY C()NTR()L. AU: REALLY? AS IN, "POSSESSED"? WOW. WE ARE ALL COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY. BY THIS STUNNING RELEVATION. (): QUIET, SERPENT! Y()U SEE, THIS WAS ALL T() GET MY MASTER BACK. (): AND N()W THAT ERIC'S HERE, I CAN KILL TW() BIRDS WITH ()NE ST()NE!
With that, the L()rd charges at Eric, holding Diablo in his hands. It roars with the energy of lost souls... But before the L()rd can swipe at Eric, he flashsteps directly behind the L()rd and slams him into the ground.
(): GGK... AC: You really think it's that easy? AU: OH, LORD. YOU SHOULD KNOW. THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. TO KILL ERIC IN ONE SWIPE. LIKE THAT. AC: I've trained in combat for thousands of years, L()rd. I have learned hundreds of magic techniques. I carry with me more artifacts of power than anyone involved in this conflict, probably except for the Godmodder himself.
(): WELL, I STILL HAVE ()NE THING Y()U D()N'T! AC: Really? Well, it isn't a weapon.
The L()rd looks at his hand to find Diablo is no longer there. Eric is now holding it.
AC: Observe.
Eric's hands crackle in golden energy as he pulls at Diablo... He DEBUNKS the supernatural energies contained within, snapping the weapon in half as if it was a twig. The L()rd looks on, horrified. Eric tosses the pieces at the L()rd. The handle bounces off of his head.
AC: You understand yet? (): YES, ERIC. Y()U ARE A... F()RMIDABLE ()PP()NENT.
(): BUT I STILL HAVE ()NE THING Y()U D()N'T! A PLAN!! (): Y()U SEE, MY MASTER NEEDS F()UR THINGS IN ()RDER T() AWAKEN.
(): THE MURDER ()F A FRIEND. (): THE P()WER ()F THE WAAAA. (): S()ME()NE FR()M THIS UNIVERSE HAS T() C()ME T() G()DCRAFT. (): AND THERE NEEDS TO BE CHA()S. S() MUCH CHA()S. AU: I TAKE IT. THAT THAT PERSON FROM "THIS UNIVERSE". WOULD BE ME? (): EXACTLY! I CH()SE Y()U BECAUSE I THINK Y()U W()ULD MAKE A G()()D GENERAL. AU: HA. AS IF I'D EVER SERVE YOU, "O LORD". I DON'T NEED ANYONE. AC: Serpent, look. AC: I care about you, alright? The reason I care is because I made a promise. It may have been to your future self, but... AC: It's a promise nonetheless. You are under my protection, and I have failed too many times as it is. AC: I refuse to do so again.
~~~
On GodCraft, Piono receives a comm link from someone in U1. He curses. He sends a comm link to Phobos, in the Nether.
CA: Phobos! PN: What is it? CA: I need Tricky, it's important! Where is he? PN: Searching for the artifacts, I assume. CA: Get him to me! Now!
PN: What's so urgent that you need to have Tricky leave his current mission? CA: ...
CA: We've got a big problem at U1. PN: Good enough.
~~~
Serpent chuckles, now floating with Eric and the L()rd outside of her tower. Her whole body pulses orchid, and she raises her hand at the L()rd.
AU: I APPRECIATE IT, ERIC. WELL. I'M NOT SURE I DO. TROLLS DON'T REALLY *GET* POSITIVE EMOTIONS SOMETIMES. BUT STILL. I STAND BY WHAT I SAID. AU: I DON'T. NEED ANYONE.
Serpent's eyes flash, and strobe lighting emanates from her body. A white aura envelopes the L()rd, and he is flung into the ground of Serpent's planet in a massive explosion. He's buried under the rubble. Serpent's tower settles back into place.
AU: SEE? AC: Serpent, that always means one of two things. AC: One, that the person saying those words is an arrogant gorilla. Two, the person is lying. AC: I am more than willing to bet on you being the second. AU: ARGH! JUST. LEAVE ME ALONE! AC: Oh hell. AU: WHAT NOW.
Suddenly, a shape flashsteps into existence on the horizon. Eric curses.
AC: It's the clown.
~~~
A flash of light appears in Serpent's session. A massive, hulking figure in armor watches intently at the strife brewing below. He descends near the planet, watching the figures. It is engie_ninja. He converses with another figure next to him.
GA: Interesting. So, what are they fighting about?
??: CONFLICT REASONING UNKNOWN. ORDERS?
GA: Continue watching their little fight. If anything supernatural happens, inform me. Make sure you zoom in to see the battle accurately. If their fight escalates too much, fire a nuke at them and go destroy them.
??: ACKNOWLEDGED.
GA: I, on the other hand, have things to attend to.
engie_ninja leaves orbit. The other figure follows orders and watches the rampage...
~~~
Tricky inches closer to the field.
AC: We're going to have to do something about him. Stay put. AU: WHY? I HAVE ALREADY PROVEN. THAT I AM CAPABLE OF FIGHTING. AC: Do it for me, Serpent. AU: ...FINE.
Before Eric can make a move, a bolt of light shoots out from the rubble. The L()rd rises up.
(): Y()U F()()LS! Y()U CANN()T GET RID ()F ME THAT EASILY! (): I HAVE M()RE P()WER THAN ANY ()F Y()U CAN IMAGINE! AC: Oh, can it, Lord.
Eric flashsteps over to the L()rd and whips out a small handgun. He pulls the trigger, although his hand barely moves an inch, and a massive explosion appears, sending the L()rd skyward. He changes course in midair and roars, flying towards Eric. Before he can attack him, a shape flashsteps behinds Eric, knocking him towards the ground. Eric manages to stick the landing. Barely. The L()rd hovers in the sky, confused.
The orange figure hovering in orbit descends closer to the field, having watched the previous events and played them back several times. It contacts engie_ninja.
??: OBSERVATION: PARTICIPANTS IN BATTLE ARE ARROGANT PRICKS. PERMISSION TO NUKE? GA: Permission granted.
A hilariously oversized missile shoots into the fight and explodes, showering Serpent, L()rd, and Eric with obscene levels of radiation and metal shards. The metal shards actively pursue whoever is closest to them, intent on doing damage.
The figure produces a massive oversized missile at Serpent's land. It rockets towards the players. All four quickly glance and the descending light and barely have time to react. It explodes, sending a massive wave of radiation and metal at all three players. Serpent quickly forms a massive orchid shield that absorbs the nuke's energy, saving the players (and probably her tower) from destruction. The shield dissipates, along with the nuke.
Serpent's eyes flare angrily at Eric.
AU: LOOK AT ME. WHY WOULD I NEED HELP? I'M. FINE.
Eric, however, is in Strife with Tricky.
He fires the pistol at Tricky, creating several massive explosions. Tricky dodges every single one, aggravating Eric. The L()rd attempts to get a shot in at Eric, but Tricky flashsteps into the air and kicks him in the face. The L()rd falls to the ground. Tricky promptly resumes strifing.
AC: Hold still!
The orange figure contacts engie_ninja again. At this point, it is hovering above all the players. They have not noticed it yet.
??: NUKE DIDN'T DO CRAP. GA: Why should I stay out of this? Because your illusions of grandeur make you think you can hold me back? When there's a fight going on, I want in. So no. I'm not staying out of this. In fact... ??: SILENCE FIELD CHARGED. GA: ...I'm shutting you all down, SOLO if I have to. Because fighting dogs can only really be broken up by a hose. ??: SILENCE FIELD ACTIVATED. UNCERTAIN IF SILENCE FIELD WILL WORK.
A silence field is established around the area. However, Eric quickly dispels it and looks up at the orange figure.
AC: Engie, this really doesn't concern you. GA: Maybe not, but everyone is just so arrogant. And that is annoying. GA: You people aren't even multiversal beings. Plus, you're arrogant. GA: So I thought I'd join the battle for the sole purpose of shutting people down. ??: STATEMENT: THAT SEEMS HYPOCRITICAL SOMEHOW. GA: Do not question me. In fact, I think I'll send you down there if you make a remark like that again. Now, the fight. Simply camping out a solar system away hasn't done a thing. I'm heading down there. Personally.
~~~
Eric turns to The_Serpent and talks to her, while simultaneously strifing Tricky.
AC: Why would you need help? Well, let's see. AC: It's obvious to me that you don't need help fighting, at least currently. AU: THANK YOU. AC: What is also obvious is that you haven't had a friend to watch your back for far too long. AC: And whether or not you realize this, isolating yourself is not going to work well for you.
Eric glances at The L()rd and Tricky.
AC: ...And is apparently no longer feasible.
Just as Eric says this, a column of light appears on Serpent's land. A massive figure drops from it, in heavy armor. Eric glances up. The orange figure is gone. Eric curses once more. engie's here. engie pulls out More Gun and seems to check the time, then power-walks near the players.
(): ()H, B()Y. THIS IS N()T WHAT I HAD IN MIND. AC: You think? AU: UGH... I'M... I'M PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT EITHER OF YOU, THANK YOU! AU: WHY DON'T YOU JUST ALL... AU: LEAVE ME ALONE?!
Serpent glares at engie_ninja, shooting massive amounts of psybeams at the drone! It sparks violently. She then rages, and the shield around her explodes with violent force! The top portion of her tower is shredded to bits. Consorts watching on another hill cower in fear...
engie's drone goes still for a moment, and then recovers... A dull grey light emanates from it. Serpent glares at the drone, as does the L()rd, who flies over.
GA: How quaint. Thank you for giving my drone an additional immunity. I call this one an Adaptor. Your tricks only work once.
The drone then produces several shockwaves which tear through Serpent's tower! They're designed specifically against organic beings, and cause extreme hemorrhaging and migraines... Serpent fights back against it with her own mind powers, but then her mental connection snaps. She seems to have trouble standing up, and she slumps to the floor. Eric looks on, horrified. The L()rd hovers over the drone and points a finger at him.
(): STAY ()UT ()F THIS, ENGIE! Y()U HAVE N() PLACE HERE! (): IT W()N'T D() F()R MY PLANS...
The L()rd then hovers over to Tricky.
(): TRICKY'S Y()UR NAME, HUH? Y()U SEEM LIKE A VERY W()RTHY ()PP()NENT... (): H()W W()ULD Y()U LIKE T() J()IN MY TEAM? GA: You have a team? Look at you!
engie jumps over to Maniac. The ground cracks beneath his feet.
GA: You're this so-called lord, and you promised to everyone various tidings of doom, yet have done nothing! GA: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO BE A THREAT TO EVEN THE WEAKEST PLAYER HERE! YOU HAVEN'T FOLLOWED UP ON ANY OF YOUR PROMISES! LOOK AT YOU! GA: You want to be a big threat? Then do something already! DON'T BE ORCUS ON HIS THRONE!
The drone punches the L()rd in the face and repeatedly smacks him with More Gun. The L()rd flies over a hill, obscured by it. engie_ninja hears a soft thud. Satisfied, he turns to Eric, who is glaring at him, apparently because of what he did to Serpent... She has recovered, and is floating near Eric, but she is wounded. He turns to her.
AC: Look, Serpent. Even if you don't want my protection, I have to give it to you. AC: I promised it to future you, and just because she has been talking to us doesn't mean you'll live. AC: I'll leave you once this fight is over, but remember. If you need me, I'll be there. AU: ...
Eric raises his hand and Serpent and a bolt of white magic blasts from it, healing her somewhat. The two then glare at engie, and Maniac, who is again rising up from the nearby hill. The strife to end paradox space is here... But who will win?
~~~
TO BE CONTINUED.
Can HEX 2.0 join THIS? You know what, he is. Post to be posted.
/anticipatorynull
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Eric brings about broken anachronism, Necron descends down upon Eric, but suddenly broken anachronism begins glowing, Eric smashes it into Necron, but suddenly a look of concern grows in his eyes... gorilla. He's stronger than I thought... I should... Eric's grip slips a little have... Eric tightens his grip again prepared better.
Eric is locking blade with maniac, equally matched, power flaring off to either side.
Eric looks sideways. Serpent? A little help?
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/REMEMBERANCEPOST
You don't have to quote this, Twin. This will just be what happened in my PMs.
ManiacMasteR to The_Serpent:
M: Serpent! This is an emergency! I realized, that while the L()rd was visiting you, he planted a bomb in Alternia! This will destroy the planet in 4 turns! You must gather the Trolls of Alternia to... I don't know, a large rock or mountain. I'll do the rest. Please, for all of Trollkind!
S: I'M NOT EVEN. *ON*. ALTERNIA. I'M ON. MY MEDIUM PLANET. LOSAD. ALTERNIA. WAS DESTROYED BY. THE RECKONING. WEEKS AGO. WHY?
M: Oh yeah....
Then it might've been LOSAD! He was very vague! If you want to live, go to a landmark in 4 turns.
S: RELAX. I'M LITERALLY SITTING. ON THE TOP FLOOR. OF A HUGE TOWER. AND HAVE BEEN. THIS WHOLE. TIME. WHY SO EAGER. TO SAVE. ONLY ME? OR ARE YOU. CONCERNED ABOUT. A FEW CONSORTS' WELLFARE?
M: Alright, bring a few consorts up as well.
S: YOU STILL. HAVEN'T. ANSWERED MY QUESTION. WHY. DO YOU WANT. TO SAVE ME. IF. I'M THE ONLY. ONE HERE. EXCEPT. SOME CONSORTS.
M: I'll come soon enough. Don't worry.
S: YOU STILL. IGNORE MY QUESTION.
M: Sending help now!
S: WHAT. ARE YOU. SO AFRAID OF? JUST ANSWER.
ManiacMasteR to Irecreeper:
M: Listen, there's something I want empowered with the Waluigi Thyme. Don't ask why, I just need it empowered. Use it on a hole I will make in the void. You have 4 turns to do so.
I: Whoa.
You discussed this with Twin, right?
Please confirm.
M: Yeah!
I: Thumbs Up given.
Don't screw this up.
PLEASE GIVE A TIMEFRAME FOR THYME USAGE:
(day)
M: Anytime. I opened the hole right now actually.....
I: There is going to be a barbecue with some STEAKS on it, which have been coated in Waluigi Thyme.
Make THE L()RD flip it over into the void.
Thorium Tallow Praecantatiocanister 6/6!
+1 to Leon and Amp.
I examine my new slightly radioactive wax canister filled with essentia. Does my Deudly Magnum have more than one shot?
Oh, yes. I use a Hazel Wand-empowered Woegothics on the Red Core.
When I said to try not to do anything ridiculous, I DID NOT MEAN TO ANNIHILATE A QUARTER OF THE PLANET!
Sidequest:
Hmm...
I wonder... Of course.
Those that are in the somewhat extensive vicinity can hear clanking, whirling, vaporization, explosions, and precise energy blasts from the West Room for the next several hours.
If anybody were to come in when the sounds stopped, they would view my newest invention. A large seven by nine meter mess of thaumic devices. At the core, we have a jarred Hungry Node. This node, as it is jarred, has a lessened draw rate for matter. However, it is still strong enough to suck in energy. In this case, the heat of the air around it; this pull takes advantage of some lava nearby. The glass on the jar is heated up to extreme temperatures, and sent through conductive Vesperium coils to an Everful Urn containing, well, infinite water. Said water is drawn out of the Urn by way of the node, surrounding the jar in a kind of bubble. The coils have Vesperium wires coming off of them, heading directly back into the bubbles. From here, an energized node connected to a Vis Relay fires a beam of pure energy into the mess at the core. The combination of arcane power and heat causes the infinite water bubble to transform to steam. Essentially, this is an infinite generator of steam.
From here, the steam inside the casing of the device is piped through pressurized tubes towards a small turbine, which spins about, powering the Hard Light Glass Bridge Generator. There we are. A rather simplistic device, but it shall function, I suppose. That is, assuming this is counted as kinetic energy.
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But, they are not necessarily positive.
>Kalare: Flashback Time.
>Be Past Nelrte.
You are now mister Avlcan. At this point in time, it has been approximately three enquier since you entered the Medium. However, you have a hunch that you should go into the Veil. Why? You do not even have the slightest idea.
Spotting a nearby meteor that looks somewhat accommodating, you fly towards it with your Rocket Boots, and deactivate them upon the surface. May as well explore this place. You walk over to the nearest building, and enter by way of the door. Who would have guessed it had a door?
Something about this place seems... off. There is a fine layer of dust over everything. Wait. Everything, except for these footprints. Following these footprints, you end up at a door, left ajar. The trail of footprints extends through this doorway, and down a staircase. Being the brilliant investigator you are, you sniff the footprints. They distinctly smell of pine trees and parchment. What in the world!? You are in the Veil, not some sort of library for morally ambiguous theoreticians! Actually, for all you know, you might be.
Suddenly, you fire your pistol directly into a wall. All is silent for a second, until you begin to hear whirling gears and the beeping of advanced technology, just like some of your favorite science fiction films. The sound is coming from down the stairs, and seems slightly muffled, like a door is blocking the sound.
?: 50/50 Still haven't written it
i: 42/50 +1 self +3 from Erelye +1 from nimble
ii: 11/50 +1 self
iii: 4/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Politely ask TP about the paintings.
Leonstar1: GATEWAY! _/~\_
A pillar of light rises up from where I stand, various magical runes circle around me. The pillar of light contracts until it vanishes and I disappear with it.
ELSEWHERE: A pillar of light appears in the sky and I step out.
"This fight looks interesting"
Yup
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Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 1/3
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 42
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
x2 ANTILOG COMBO:
> Up staircase
You turn left and go up the staircase. The staircase goes forward and then left again. You continue walking up it.
Eventually, you reach a dead end. To your left is the motion ball. On the other wall is another staircase, much like your own. The two are not linked, and a jump probably wouldn't reach the other one.
What will you do now?
> ...
I'm moving the Fightlog here. Take a look:
MEANWHILE... In a far-off universe on the flipside of a trifecta, a group of players brought there under mysterious circumstances square off.
AT: HEH.
A figure appears, peering out of a window. The_Serpent, watching Maniac kidnap her. Towernap her? Whatever you want to call it. She yells at Maniac, who hears her loud and clear.
AU: AH. MANIAC.
AU: LOOK. I KNOW THIS IS A TRAP.
AU: BUT COULD BE YOU BE. A BIT MORE TIMELY NEXT TIME?
Then, a flash barely registers across both of their vision. Maniac is tackled to the ground by an unknown figure. He focuses his eyes: It's Eric. Pionoplayer. Whatever you want to call him. He roars at Maniac.
AC: NO!!!
AC: You will not harm this one! She is under my protection!
AT: ERIC. REALLY, NOW IS NOT THE--OOF
He equips a bronze sword glowing with the energy of creation, and in the blink of an eye, slams it into Maniac's chest. Eric flips off of Maniac and floats in the air, his eyes glowing red... Serpent glares at Eric.
AU: YOU.
AU: WHAT ARE. *YOU.* DOING HERE?
Eric seems to pretend not to hear Serpent... He leers at Maniac, who's saying something.
AT: ERIC... COULD I TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE?
AC: Maniac, L()rd, whatever you want to be called.
AC: Anything you want to say to me, you can say it to my face.
AU: HEY. ERIC. ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO ME. OR NOT?
Eric turns to Serpent, then back to Maniac.
AC: Yes, I hear you. What am I doing?
AC: Well, the idea was to save your life. But it seems I am not being as helpful as I expected.
AU: APPARENTLY NOT.
AU: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA. WHY MANIAC OVER HERE. IS SHOUTING ALL OF A SUDDEN? IT SOUNDS. UNNATURAL.
AC: That's a bit rich coming from you, but whatever.
AC: And actually, I do have an idea. Just a hunch. I think this is the L()rd we're fighting.
Both Eric and Serpent turn to look at Maniac, who has recovered from Eric's attack. His normally red eyes glow a piercing white. He laughs. It's the L()rd. Great. What has he done to Maniac?
(): WELL, Y()U G()T ME! HELL() THERE, ERIC! Y()U T()(), SERPENT.
(): I'VE P()SESSED MANIAC N()W! HE'S C()MPLETELY UNDER MY C()NTR()L.
AU: REALLY? AS IN, "POSSESSED"? WOW. WE ARE ALL COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY. BY THIS STUNNING RELEVATION.
(): QUIET, SERPENT! Y()U SEE, THIS WAS ALL T() GET MY MASTER BACK.
(): AND N()W THAT ERIC'S HERE, I CAN KILL TW() BIRDS WITH ()NE ST()NE!
With that, the L()rd charges at Eric, holding Diablo in his hands. It roars with the energy of lost souls... But before the L()rd can swipe at Eric, he flashsteps directly behind the L()rd and slams him into the ground.
(): GGK...
AC: You really think it's that easy?
AU: OH, LORD. YOU SHOULD KNOW. THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. TO KILL ERIC IN ONE SWIPE. LIKE THAT.
AC: I've trained in combat for thousands of years, L()rd. I have learned hundreds of magic techniques. I carry with me more artifacts of power than anyone involved in this conflict, probably except for the Godmodder himself.
(): WELL, I STILL HAVE ()NE THING Y()U D()N'T!
AC: Really? Well, it isn't a weapon.
The L()rd looks at his hand to find Diablo is no longer there. Eric is now holding it.
AC: Observe.
Eric's hands crackle in golden energy as he pulls at Diablo... He DEBUNKS the supernatural energies contained within, snapping the weapon in half as if it was a twig. The L()rd looks on, horrified. Eric tosses the pieces at the L()rd. The handle bounces off of his head.
AC: You understand yet?
(): YES, ERIC. Y()U ARE A... F()RMIDABLE ()PP()NENT.
(): BUT I STILL HAVE ()NE THING Y()U D()N'T! A PLAN!!
(): Y()U SEE, MY MASTER NEEDS F()UR THINGS IN ()RDER T() AWAKEN.
(): THE MURDER ()F A FRIEND.
(): THE P()WER ()F THE WAAAA.
(): S()ME()NE FR()M THIS UNIVERSE HAS T() C()ME T() G()DCRAFT.
(): AND THERE NEEDS TO BE CHA()S. S() MUCH CHA()S.
AU: I TAKE IT. THAT THAT PERSON FROM "THIS UNIVERSE". WOULD BE ME?
(): EXACTLY! I CH()SE Y()U BECAUSE I THINK Y()U W()ULD MAKE A G()()D GENERAL.
AU: HA. AS IF I'D EVER SERVE YOU, "O LORD". I DON'T NEED ANYONE.
AC: Serpent, look.
AC: I care about you, alright? The reason I care is because I made a promise. It may have been to your future self, but...
AC: It's a promise nonetheless. You are under my protection, and I have failed too many times as it is.
AC: I refuse to do so again.
~~~
On GodCraft, Piono receives a comm link from someone in U1. He curses. He sends a comm link to Phobos, in the Nether.
CA: Phobos!
PN: What is it?
CA: I need Tricky, it's important! Where is he?
PN: Searching for the artifacts, I assume.
CA: Get him to me! Now!
PN: What's so urgent that you need to have Tricky leave his current mission?
CA: ...
CA: We've got a big problem at U1.
PN: Good enough.
~~~
Serpent chuckles, now floating with Eric and the L()rd outside of her tower. Her whole body pulses orchid, and she raises her hand at the L()rd.
AU: I APPRECIATE IT, ERIC. WELL. I'M NOT SURE I DO. TROLLS DON'T REALLY *GET* POSITIVE EMOTIONS SOMETIMES. BUT STILL. I STAND BY WHAT I SAID.
AU: I DON'T. NEED ANYONE.
Serpent's eyes flash, and strobe lighting emanates from her body. A white aura envelopes the L()rd, and he is flung into the ground of Serpent's planet in a massive explosion. He's buried under the rubble. Serpent's tower settles back into place.
AU: SEE?
AC: Serpent, that always means one of two things.
AC: One, that the person saying those words is an arrogant gorilla. Two, the person is lying.
AC: I am more than willing to bet on you being the second.
AU: ARGH! JUST. LEAVE ME ALONE!
AC: Oh hell.
AU: WHAT NOW.
Suddenly, a shape flashsteps into existence on the horizon. Eric curses.
AC: It's the clown.
~~~
A flash of light appears in Serpent's session. A massive, hulking figure in armor watches intently at the strife brewing below. He descends near the planet, watching the figures. It is engie_ninja. He converses with another figure next to him.
GA: Interesting. So, what are they fighting about?
??: CONFLICT REASONING UNKNOWN. ORDERS?
GA: Continue watching their little fight. If anything supernatural happens, inform me. Make sure you zoom in to see the battle accurately. If their fight escalates too much, fire a nuke at them and go destroy them.
??: ACKNOWLEDGED.
GA: I, on the other hand, have things to attend to.
engie_ninja leaves orbit. The other figure follows orders and watches the rampage...
~~~
Tricky inches closer to the field.
AC: We're going to have to do something about him. Stay put.
AU: WHY? I HAVE ALREADY PROVEN. THAT I AM CAPABLE OF FIGHTING.
AC: Do it for me, Serpent.
AU: ...FINE.
Before Eric can make a move, a bolt of light shoots out from the rubble. The L()rd rises up.
(): Y()U F()()LS! Y()U CANN()T GET RID ()F ME THAT EASILY!
(): I HAVE M()RE P()WER THAN ANY ()F Y()U CAN IMAGINE!
AC: Oh, can it, Lord.
Eric flashsteps over to the L()rd and whips out a small handgun. He pulls the trigger, although his hand barely moves an inch, and a massive explosion appears, sending the L()rd skyward. He changes course in midair and roars, flying towards Eric. Before he can attack him, a shape flashsteps behinds Eric, knocking him towards the ground. Eric manages to stick the landing. Barely. The L()rd hovers in the sky, confused.
AC: You stupid, stupid clown.
AT: Ĥ̡̰͕̟͕᷆e̘͕͚̭͕͇᷈l͕͖͕̤ͫ̓̂l̵̝͕͈͕̩͑o͕̗͕᷉͋̽͞ ͕͕͚᷀͛͑͛t̜͕̱͕̫᷁᷃h̬͕̩͕̏̔ͮe̷̦͕̞̮͕᷉r᷊͕̠͕ͬ̚͡ę͕̟͕̂̒͟!̡͕͕͌͌͢͞
(): ...()KAY THEN.
~~~
The orange figure hovering in orbit descends closer to the field, having watched the previous events and played them back several times. It contacts engie_ninja.
??: OBSERVATION: PARTICIPANTS IN BATTLE ARE ARROGANT PRICKS. PERMISSION TO NUKE?
GA: Permission granted.
A hilariously oversized missile shoots into the fight and explodes, showering Serpent, L()rd, and Eric with obscene levels of radiation and metal shards. The metal shards actively pursue whoever is closest to them, intent on doing damage.
The figure produces a massive oversized missile at Serpent's land. It rockets towards the players. All four quickly glance and the descending light and barely have time to react. It explodes, sending a massive wave of radiation and metal at all three players. Serpent quickly forms a massive orchid shield that absorbs the nuke's energy, saving the players (and probably her tower) from destruction. The shield dissipates, along with the nuke.
Serpent's eyes flare angrily at Eric.
AU: LOOK AT ME. WHY WOULD I NEED HELP? I'M. FINE.
Eric, however, is in Strife with Tricky.
He fires the pistol at Tricky, creating several massive explosions. Tricky dodges every single one, aggravating Eric. The L()rd attempts to get a shot in at Eric, but Tricky flashsteps into the air and kicks him in the face. The L()rd falls to the ground. Tricky promptly resumes strifing.
AC: Hold still!
The orange figure contacts engie_ninja again. At this point, it is hovering above all the players. They have not noticed it yet.
??: NUKE DIDN'T DO CRAP.
GA: Why should I stay out of this? Because your illusions of grandeur make you think you can hold me back? When there's a fight going on, I want in. So no. I'm not staying out of this. In fact...
??: SILENCE FIELD CHARGED.
GA: ...I'm shutting you all down, SOLO if I have to. Because fighting dogs can only really be broken up by a hose.
??: SILENCE FIELD ACTIVATED. UNCERTAIN IF SILENCE FIELD WILL WORK.
A silence field is established around the area. However, Eric quickly dispels it and looks up at the orange figure.
AC: Engie, this really doesn't concern you.
GA: Maybe not, but everyone is just so arrogant. And that is annoying.
GA: You people aren't even multiversal beings. Plus, you're arrogant.
GA: So I thought I'd join the battle for the sole purpose of shutting people down.
??: STATEMENT: THAT SEEMS HYPOCRITICAL SOMEHOW.
GA: Do not question me. In fact, I think I'll send you down there if you make a remark like that again. Now, the fight. Simply camping out a solar system away hasn't done a thing. I'm heading down there. Personally.
~~~
Eric turns to The_Serpent and talks to her, while simultaneously strifing Tricky.
AC: Why would you need help? Well, let's see.
AC: It's obvious to me that you don't need help fighting, at least currently.
AU: THANK YOU.
AC: What is also obvious is that you haven't had a friend to watch your back for far too long.
AC: And whether or not you realize this, isolating yourself is not going to work well for you.
Eric glances at The L()rd and Tricky.
AC: ...And is apparently no longer feasible.
Just as Eric says this, a column of light appears on Serpent's land. A massive figure drops from it, in heavy armor. Eric glances up. The orange figure is gone. Eric curses once more. engie's here. engie pulls out More Gun and seems to check the time, then power-walks near the players.
(): ()H, B()Y. THIS IS N()T WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
AC: You think?
AU: UGH... I'M... I'M PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT EITHER OF YOU, THANK YOU!
AU: WHY DON'T YOU JUST ALL...
AU: LEAVE ME ALONE?!
Serpent glares at engie_ninja, shooting massive amounts of psybeams at the drone! It sparks violently. She then rages, and the shield around her explodes with violent force! The top portion of her tower is shredded to bits. Consorts watching on another hill cower in fear...
engie's drone goes still for a moment, and then recovers... A dull grey light emanates from it. Serpent glares at the drone, as does the L()rd, who flies over.
GA: How quaint. Thank you for giving my drone an additional immunity. I call this one an Adaptor. Your tricks only work once.
The drone then produces several shockwaves which tear through Serpent's tower! They're designed specifically against organic beings, and cause extreme hemorrhaging and migraines... Serpent fights back against it with her own mind powers, but then her mental connection snaps. She seems to have trouble standing up, and she slumps to the floor. Eric looks on, horrified. The L()rd hovers over the drone and points a finger at him.
(): STAY ()UT ()F THIS, ENGIE! Y()U HAVE N() PLACE HERE!
(): IT W()N'T D() F()R MY PLANS...
The L()rd then hovers over to Tricky.
(): TRICKY'S Y()UR NAME, HUH? Y()U SEEM LIKE A VERY W()RTHY ()PP()NENT...
(): H()W W()ULD Y()U LIKE T() J()IN MY TEAM?
GA: You have a team? Look at you!
engie jumps over to Maniac. The ground cracks beneath his feet.
GA: You're this so-called lord, and you promised to everyone various tidings of doom, yet have done nothing!
GA: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO BE A THREAT TO EVEN THE WEAKEST PLAYER HERE! YOU HAVEN'T FOLLOWED UP ON ANY OF YOUR PROMISES! LOOK AT YOU!
GA: You want to be a big threat? Then do something already! DON'T BE ORCUS ON HIS THRONE!
The drone punches the L()rd in the face and repeatedly smacks him with More Gun. The L()rd flies over a hill, obscured by it. engie_ninja hears a soft thud. Satisfied, he turns to Eric, who is glaring at him, apparently because of what he did to Serpent... She has recovered, and is floating near Eric, but she is wounded. He turns to her.
AC: Look, Serpent. Even if you don't want my protection, I have to give it to you.
AC: I promised it to future you, and just because she has been talking to us doesn't mean you'll live.
AC: I'll leave you once this fight is over, but remember. If you need me, I'll be there.
AU: ...
Eric raises his hand and Serpent and a bolt of white magic blasts from it, healing her somewhat. The two then glare at engie, and Maniac, who is again rising up from the nearby hill. The strife to end paradox space is here... But who will win?
~~~
TO BE CONTINUED.
Candy Corn Liquor 30/30 I imbibe this sugary alcohol, boosting my IMAGINATION through the roof. I promptly thieve Ire's Thyme, as it was, is and will continue to be terribly guarded.. I then use my Hope powers, bolstered by the Thyme and Candy Corn Liquor, and cast the RAINBOW STAIRWELLS. "That's not a unit of measure!" You complain. Of course it isn't. This is SBaHJ. The Rainbow stairwells promptly corrupt everything, turning the Battlefield into the SBaHJttlefield. Everything is now a .jpeg. The horror. THE HORROR.
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble 8/11
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 4/9
Train && Ircuvici && Broken Update Terminal 1/??
Welp. That happened.
I use DOUBLE MIDNIGHT on the Lucycount.
I roll the Garnet Stains at the Lucycount.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I use a sufficiently powerful special attack on Enoch.
I also shoot the Lucycount.
HEX 10/50
Smash Ball && Chaos Pearl 10/11
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
+1 to Leon and Amp.
I use a random level of Elven Tale on the Red Core. Why? To celebrate the END OF ACT 2, and the entry of my reminiscing into the present time. Perhaps a level of the attack over ten is in order?
Anyways, I, in my frustration at the disregarding of my warnings, tear a hole through reality for a millisecond, jump through, and end up upon the world of Serpent, a potent aura about me.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Stepping down the stairs just before the door, you can hear... bawling? What in the world?
You open the door to reveal Kalare pressing a button. Immediately, twelve newborns vanish.
>END FLASHBACK.
>BE KALARE.
Yes, that was truly a horrifying incident. At that, you step onto the nearest Transportalizer, and reappear within a house on !U2. Then, you make sure the doors have been locked, which they are, and keep a third eye, which you do not have, on the human clock, which does not display time correctly. A house painted violet on the inside. A wanted criminal, akin to some others. After a few hours, you use the Transportalizer, and return to the meteor.
END OF ACT 2.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
INTERMISSION 1. (For the foreseeable future. These things are tiring.)
So, that is basically it.
What the holy **** was that...?
That, my dear split, was most of my life story, up to the present moment. Oh, and watch your language.
That was so boring; it wasn't even funny!
That is incredibly rude. Do you know how long I have been telling you that story?
Nope. I don't care. Its made me feel irritable.
Serpent turns towards engie's drone and shoots Phaazon at it, corrupting it. The corruption soon fades, but eats away at a good deal of machinery.
/realpost
Unagi Maelstrom: 11/40.
Unagi Blade | | Card Deck: 1/?
I use ATHEIST GRIP COMBO on that snake AG person. Dark, Life, Void, Fire, Ice, Poison.
Oh no
Tubas || Generic Weapons Systems = Tuba Doomsday Array (11/11)
Staff of Origin || Tank-Spaceship Mundane Interior Platforms = ? (1/?)
Floppy Disk-Reading Computer && GPIO Ports = ? (1/?)
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil): The Thyme! Gerbil Ghost Image! The Tome!
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): I throw a Tome of Voidwalking into the Void directly at the Waluigi Thymed Steaks. It hits the Steaks and they are instantly transported into The Void, right into the dungeon.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
You set up the Node Generator. It seems as if a mysterious ancient force is preventing any generator from working... You might be able to dissipate this mystery somehow.
The Painter tells you that the paintings were painted by him, of different points in the construction of this dungeon. He was hired by the creator of the dungeon to do this job. He was given special paints to use. The Painter has seen anything coming in contact with the paintings painted with the special paints to be transported... into the paintings.
ITEM CHARGE/ABILITY INFO
Actually, since I can't post on Sundays, I would appreciate it if you guys didn't do too much:
If its necessary, Eric's basically going to be pulling out his various tricks (name a learnable magic or magical artifact or overpowered piece of technology from just about any popular work of fiction and chances are if its not evil in and of itself, Eric either has or can do it) to try and keep Serpent alive, and any other good players (in this case, leon if he actually comes, and possibly amp, depending on amp's actions) as well as trying to kill maniac and Tricky (but those are secondary). Tricky is trying to kill everyone but Serpent, and even then, that's just because he isn't aiming for her. Tricky, as is to be expected, isn't going away until the whole thing is finished.
Also, twin, no matter how much you try, Eric's chumhandle is endangeredMultiverse. piono's is armageddonsConductor. Those are far more accurate and relevant to their characters. Also, why are you using the chumtags in the fightlog? They aren't using pesterchum. Eric doesn't even use pesterchum anymore, although he still uses the wavelengths so he can communicate with people across the multiverse.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
...
What, didn't you watch the show? S2, EP1. Discord zaps the Mane 6 around the middle of the episode. They go all grey and opposite their personalities. It was fun to watch.
Anyway, the drone then glares at Serpent, flash-steps over, and smacks her over the head with the More Gun replica a few dozen times, flash-stepping away to continue battling The L()rd and Tricky.
"You'd better hope you aren't a one trick *joke drums* GODDAMN IT YOU IDIOT THAT WAS OFF TIME!"
*Take 2*
"You'd better hope you aren't a one trick pony, Tricky. *Joke drums*"
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
GAME()VER!?: 42/50
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Don't. Even. Try.
Eric doesn't have to do anything, instead, he ducks, pulling Serpent down with him, as Tricky's sign post swings around from behind, taking off the top four inches of the drone.
Eric then activates a rocket blast, pushing himself and serpent away from the following fight.
Tricky spins his sign around and brings it down
Oh̵̝̫́ͯ́ͫ,᷊ͬ́ͪ́̕͏ ̪ͨ́̑̓́ͭÍ̢̤̹͍̓́ ̬ͪ́̈́̈́́͟h̼̥́͐̎́̕a̴̹̒́̒́͌ṿ̬͒́̉́ͭe͊́͋ͧ̊́ͅ ̫̠́͒́͛͟l͍̣̐́́̏͡ó̘̱̿̐́̕ţ͎̗ͨ́́͡ś̰͓̈͆̌́ ̤̥̈́́ͫ́͜ḿ᷊᷊͐᷆́͜o̱̥͈̅́́ͬr̭̬̀́́̆͢é͍͏̨̈̌́ ̰͖̹́ͮ́̚t̟̗́᷉̈́ͯȑ̞́̃̾́͂i̴̥ͬ́ͨ᷆́ć̶͖̇̂́̈ḱ̥̼̮ͥ̌́ś̸͈̤̌́́.̡̞͙́̽́̐
Engie's drone gets hit from behind and launched up into the atmosphere.
L̈́ͤ̈́ͣͤ̎͝i̞͍͉̯ͤ̿ͤk̷̢̭ͤ͋̒ͤe̛̱̲ͤͦͤ͘ ̛̬ͤ͐̾̈ͤt᷈ͤ͆̓᷇ͤ᷇h̘͒ͤͯ̊ͤ͜a͖ͧͤ͆̒ͤ᷇t̔ͤ̎᷾͋ͤͨ ̫̳ͤ̔͗ͤ̔o̴̡̩̳ͤ͒ͤn᷄ͤ̓̒ͤ᷉͝ḛͧͤͥͩͤ̑ ̼͖̙͓ͤͤ͊f̜͕͒ͤͤ̑͠o̦̼̊ͤ͒ͤ᷃r̴̪͆ͤ̀ͤ̐ ̝̳̲ͤ͌ͤ᷄í̻ͤ́͆ͤ̂n̵̜ͥͤͮ᷾ͤs͓̣̖̊ͤ̾ͤt͎̋ͤͤ̓ͤͥa̬̽ͤ᷃͑ͤ͢n̵̢͚᷂͙ͤͤc̫̤ͤ᷁᷃̔ͤe̷̝̦ͤ̎᷁ͤ.̡̛̍ͤ᷁᷾ͤ
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I had thought I would not need to do this. I had thought that this would not be a major problem. Well, I suppose I was a fool, as per the usual. Now, I think I shall have to make this end as swiftly as I may, or at least attempt to do so.
I flash-step over to the L()rd/Maniac, and toss a psionic fireball (thank you Advanced Psionics Manual) at him. As it strikes, it immediately combusts into a shockwave of mentally annihilating curses that instantly spread across his thoughts. Before the blast even hits him, I strike him square in the chest with a blade constantly pulsing eldritch and pure arcane energy charged to generate offensive power.
/fightpost
Thank you, are you here to add to the destruction, or are you here to help end it?
Eric whirls as Tricky rushes past for another dive-bombing run, this time at erelye
This time, Eric hits Tricky. Once again, Tricky flies off into the distance as the explosion slams into his chest.
Eric turns back around to Serpent.
This was damaged in the fight with Dimentio, but I've nursed it back to health somewhat.
He pulls out a flower.
He mutters the words under his breath quickly;
Flower gleam and glow let your power shine make the clock reverse bring back what once was mine.
And serpent finds her wounds healing as Eric puts the flower back under his trenchjacket.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
The L()rd flies over to Engie.
Y()U WANT T() SEE P()WER, HUH? I'LL SH()W Y()U P()WER!!!!!
With a snap of his fingers, Diablo, regenerated, appears in L()rds hand. Then, he clutches it tightly. Dark power, endergy if you will, courses into Diablo. Diablo turns blacker than night. The handle becomes made of endstone. Strange markings of green appear on the blade. And it grows 5 times bigger.
Y()U LIKE IT? I CALL IT NECR()N. AND Y()U'RE AB()UT T() SEE WHAT SHE CAN DO!
He slices forward. A shockwave appears and flies into a mountain. The mountain instantly crumbles. The L()rd then uses it to crack open Eric's skull.
()H! I F()RG()T T() MENTI()N. I DIDN'T LIE AB()UT THE B()MB. THIS PLANET WILL BL()W IN 2 TURNS. HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
(Oh man! This will look good in the animations!)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Can HEX 2.0 join THIS? You know what, he is. Post to be posted.
/anticipatorynull
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Eric brings about broken anachronism, Necron descends down upon Eric, but suddenly broken anachronism begins glowing, Eric smashes it into Necron, but suddenly a look of concern grows in his eyes...
gorilla.
He's stronger than I thought...
I should... Eric's grip slips a little
have... Eric tightens his grip again
prepared better.
Eric is locking blade with maniac, equally matched, power flaring off to either side.
Eric looks sideways.
Serpent? A little help?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
You don't have to quote this, Twin. This will just be what happened in my PMs.
M: Serpent! This is an emergency! I realized, that while the L()rd was visiting you, he planted a bomb in Alternia! This will destroy the planet in 4 turns! You must gather the Trolls of Alternia to... I don't know, a large rock or mountain. I'll do the rest. Please, for all of Trollkind!
S: I'M NOT EVEN. *ON*. ALTERNIA. I'M ON. MY MEDIUM PLANET. LOSAD. ALTERNIA. WAS DESTROYED BY. THE RECKONING. WEEKS AGO. WHY?
M: Oh yeah....
Then it might've been LOSAD! He was very vague! If you want to live, go to a landmark in 4 turns.
S: RELAX. I'M LITERALLY SITTING. ON THE TOP FLOOR. OF A HUGE TOWER. AND HAVE BEEN. THIS WHOLE. TIME. WHY SO EAGER. TO SAVE. ONLY ME? OR ARE YOU. CONCERNED ABOUT. A FEW CONSORTS' WELLFARE?
M: Alright, bring a few consorts up as well.
S: YOU STILL. HAVEN'T. ANSWERED MY QUESTION. WHY. DO YOU WANT. TO SAVE ME. IF. I'M THE ONLY. ONE HERE. EXCEPT. SOME CONSORTS.
M: I'll come soon enough. Don't worry.
S: YOU STILL. IGNORE MY QUESTION.
M: Sending help now!
S: WHAT. ARE YOU. SO AFRAID OF? JUST ANSWER.
M: Listen, there's something I want empowered with the Waluigi Thyme. Don't ask why, I just need it empowered. Use it on a hole I will make in the void. You have 4 turns to do so.
I: Whoa.
You discussed this with Twin, right?
Please confirm.
M: Yeah!
I: Thumbs Up given.
Don't screw this up.
PLEASE GIVE A TIMEFRAME FOR THYME USAGE:
(day)
M: Anytime. I opened the hole right now actually.....
I: There is going to be a barbecue with some STEAKS on it, which have been coated in Waluigi Thyme.
Make THE L()RD flip it over into the void.
M: Sure thing....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED