L()rd Maniac rushes at Eric, and finds himself slammed into the ground. You really think its that easy?
Air whirls around Eric, crackling with power. I've trained for thousands of years, I have learned hundreds of magic techniques, I carry with me more artifacts of power than anyone involved in this conflict except maybe the Godmodder.
L()rd Maniac then realizes Eric is holding Diablo. Observe.
Eric takes Diablo in both hands, his hands crackle with golden light, and he snaps Diablo in half, dispersing all of the magical energy instead of it exploding out like it usually would. Eric tosses the pieces at L()rd Maniac. The handle bounces off of his head. You understand yet?
And Serpent, the reason I care is because I made a promise. It may have been to your future self, but it was a promise nonetheless. You are under my protection, and I have failed too many times as it is, I refuse to do so again.
"Continue watching their little fight. If anything supernatural happens, inform me. Make sure you zoom in to see the battle accurately. If their fight escalates too much, fire a nuke at them and go destroy them."
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Y'know, I should probably figure out the state of my charges... Y'know, I should probably figure out the state of my charges...
Railgun Railroader 3/4
Esoteric Tinkering 48/50
RPLS-SH 40/50
Something in the void... 2/20
Th3 Device is nearly done...
An addi7ional ring of machin3ry, mine and the more esoteric mechanisms shipped in by Erelye, encircles the slug-receiver... An array of matter-fabricators and articulated cranes has been mounted to the back, just inside the circle of massive thrusters used to counter the recoil... It awaits the final tweaks, but...
Really? I've heard that said before. It always means one of two things. One, that the person saying those words is an arrogant *******. Two, the person is lying.
I am more than willing to bet on you being the second.
I realized i that i summoned him too early... my bad, was supposed to spawn with my third post (aka this one). .-.
Systems Crash || Antipolar Crystaltorch = The Low Blow (Level 10: 10/11)
Multi-Powersuit 27/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Energyboost 11/11
Gearlavine 11/20
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 9)
Energy boost: Increases the Power Vortex Gates power level by 33. (cause **** waiting 200 turns/days thats way too long haha...ha heh.)
Serpent's side quest: Smack Rage with the Malleo Dei!
Nobody fell for the images i projected in your minds.
The Juge nods in approval. Most summoners fail there.
He takes yet another step towards the podest... he seems to grow the closer he comes, while you shink. I see. Summoning an judge to deal with the law... makes sense doesnt it?
Oh my gosh what is this? A cliffhanger?! Granger you piece of gorilla!
OBSERVATION: PARTICIPANTS IN BATTLE ARE ARROGANT PRICKS. PERMISSION TO NUKE?
"Permission granted."
A hilariously oversized missile shoots into the fight and explodes, showering Serpent, L()rd, and Eric with obscene levels of radiation and metal shards. The metal shards actively pursue whoever is closest to them, intent on doing damage.
No maniac, this fight isn't taking place on the battlefield, its basically a side-quest. /null
Eric turns around to maniac, Can it.
Anyone seen Men in Black?
Remember that little handgun that makes those massive explosions?
Eric draws that and shoots L()rd Maniac with it.
His hand doesn't even move an inch.
Tricky crashes into Eric from behind, sending him flying towards the ground.
Eric lands on his feet - barely - and turns around to face the clown. Ĥ̡̰͕̟͕᷆e̘͕͚̭͕͇᷈l͕͖͕̤ͫ̓̂l̵̝͕͈͕̩͑o͕̗͕᷉͋̽͞ ͕͕͚᷀͛͑͛t̜͕̱͕̫᷁᷃h̬͕̩͕̏̔ͮe̷̦͕̞̮͕᷉r᷊͕̠͕ͬ̚͡ę͕̟͕̂̒͟!̡͕͕͌͌͢͞
Eric growls, and begins firing the pistol at Tricky multiple times. Each time, Tricky dodges out of the way.
Serpent forms a huge energy shield that consumes the nuke before it explodes. #stayoutofthisengie
NUKE DIDN'T DO ****.
"Why should I stay out of this? Because your illusions of grandeur make you think you can hold me back? When there's a fight going on, I want in. So no. I'm not staying out of this. In fact..."
SILENCE FIELD CHARGED.
"...I'm shutting you all down, SOLO if I have to. Because fighting dogs can only really be broken up by a hose."
SILENCE FIELD ACTIVATED. UNCERTAIN IF SILENCE FIELD WILL WORK.
Eric quickly dispels the Silence field. Really, this doesn't concern you engie.
Eric deflects Tricky with Broken Anachronism, and hits him with a massive power blast, sending the clown flying into the distance. Why would you need help? It is obvious to me that you don't need help fighting, at least currently. What is also obvious is that you haven't had a friend to watch your back in far too long. And whether or not you realize it, isolating yourself like this is not good for you. And...
he glares at maniac and engie ... apparently no longer feasible.
(from now on, to jump in, you have to explain how you got to Serpent's SGRUB session so quickly, Eric was in the neighborhood, Her()brine was at the fourth wall anyways, engie is a multiversal being and could cross over with ease, and serpent was obviously already there. And Tricky is... well, Tricky.)
Slow down with fightposts, I won't be able to keep up, and since Eric is one of the three primary people involved, I gotta be able to respond.
"Maybe not, but everyone is just so arrogant. And that is annoying. You people aren't even multiversal beings. Plus, you're arrogant. So I thought I'd join the battle for the sole purpose of shutting people down."
STATEMENT: THAT SEEMS HYPOCRITICAL SOMEHOW.
"Do not question me. In fact, I think I'll send you down there if you make a remark like that again. Now, the fight. Simply camping out a solar system away hasn't done a thing. I'm heading down there. Personally."
A drone teleports to the fight field, wielding a copy of the More Gun (alchemy). It lazily inspects it's wrist as if checking the time, looks up, then tightens it's grip on More Gun and Power Walks into the battle.
EDIT: I just remembered this isn't a Canadian forum, so you might not know what that means. Translation: Thank you very much.
Eh, we can always plug things into Google Translate if we don't actually know the minute bits of French that requires. ;P
Si on ne sait pas du tout le français, on pourrait utiliser «Google Translate».
And if I messed up, just blame it on the U.S. foreign language curriculi. Does not start soon enough.
/null
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Serpent shoots shockwaves of psybeams out in all directions, short-circuiting the drone. I'M... I'M PERFECTLY FINE. WITHOUT YOU, THANKS! WHY DON'T YOU ALL... JUST... LEAVE ME ALONE!
The shield around Serpent explodes with violent force, sending ripples through the top floor of the tower. Consort spectators below cower in fear.
/fightpost
EDIT: Also, Maniac, I SERIOUSLY DOUBT piono will just let you kill Eric in one swoop like that.
Oh no
MY MASTER NEEDS 4 THINGS ACC()MPLISHED T() BE FREE. THANKS T() THE THREE PLAYERS I C()NTACTED, THREE ()F THEM HAVE BEEN MADE! N()W, ()NE M()RE....
I SAVED Y()U BECAUSE I THINK Y()U W()ULD MAKE A G()()D GENERAL. /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
L()rd Maniac rushes at Eric, and finds himself slammed into the ground.
You really think its that easy?
Air whirls around Eric, crackling with power.
I've trained for thousands of years, I have learned hundreds of magic techniques, I carry with me more artifacts of power than anyone involved in this conflict except maybe the Godmodder.
L()rd Maniac then realizes Eric is holding Diablo.
Observe.
Eric takes Diablo in both hands, his hands crackle with golden light, and he snaps Diablo in half, dispersing all of the magical energy instead of it exploding out like it usually would. Eric tosses the pieces at L()rd Maniac. The handle bounces off of his head.
You understand yet?
And Serpent, the reason I care is because I made a promise. It may have been to your future self, but it was a promise nonetheless.
You are under my protection, and I have failed too many times as it is, I refuse to do so again.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
CONFLICT REASONING UNKNOWN. ORDERS?
"Continue watching their little fight. If anything supernatural happens, inform me. Make sure you zoom in to see the battle accurately. If their fight escalates too much, fire a nuke at them and go destroy them."
ACKNOWLEDGED.
"I, on the other hand, have things to attend to."
/fightobserverpost
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Y'know, I should probably figure out the state of my charges...
Railgun Railroader 3/4
Esoteric Tinkering 48/50
RPLS-SH 40/50
Something in the void... 2/20
Th3 Device is nearly done...
An addi7ional ring of machin3ry, mine and the more esoteric mechanisms shipped in by Erelye, encircles the slug-receiver... An array of matter-fabricators and articulated cranes has been mounted to the back, just inside the circle of massive thrusters used to counter the recoil... It awaits the final tweaks, but...
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Serpent's whole body pulses orchid, and an aura of light surrounds her. Her eyes flash, and L()rd Maniac's body starts to disintegrate.
WHAT DID. I TELL YOU?
I DON'T. NEED ANYONE.
Oh no
Really? I've heard that said before. It always means one of two things.
One, that the person saying those words is an arrogant *******.
Two, the person is lying.
I am more than willing to bet on you being the second.
Enter Tricky.
Oh gorilla, not the clown again.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
By the way Twin, you should make this an actual fight inbattlefield. /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Systems Crash || Antipolar Crystaltorch = The Low Blow (Level 10: 10/11)
Multi-Powersuit 27/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Energyboost 11/11
Gearlavine 11/20
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 9)
Energy boost: Increases the Power Vortex Gates power level by 33. (cause **** waiting 200 turns/days thats way too long haha...ha heh.)
Serpent's side quest: Smack Rage with the Malleo Dei!
INVENTORY
Nobody fell for the images i projected in your minds.
The Juge nods in approval.
Most summoners fail there.
He takes yet another step towards the podest... he seems to grow the closer he comes, while you shink.
I see. Summoning an judge to deal with the law... makes sense doesnt it?
Oh my gosh what is this? A cliffhanger?! Granger you piece of gorilla!
"Permission granted."
A hilariously oversized missile shoots into the fight and explodes, showering Serpent, L()rd, and Eric with obscene levels of radiation and metal shards. The metal shards actively pursue whoever is closest to them, intent on doing damage.
NUKE SUCCESSFUL.
/fightparticipantpost
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Eric turns around to maniac,
Can it.
Anyone seen Men in Black?
Remember that little handgun that makes those massive explosions?
Eric draws that and shoots L()rd Maniac with it.
His hand doesn't even move an inch.
Tricky crashes into Eric from behind, sending him flying towards the ground.
Eric lands on his feet - barely - and turns around to face the clown.
Ĥ̡̰͕̟͕᷆e̘͕͚̭͕͇᷈l͕͖͕̤ͫ̓̂l̵̝͕͈͕̩͑o͕̗͕᷉͋̽͞ ͕͕͚᷀͛͑͛t̜͕̱͕̫᷁᷃h̬͕̩͕̏̔ͮe̷̦͕̞̮͕᷉r᷊͕̠͕ͬ̚͡ę͕̟͕̂̒͟!̡͕͕͌͌͢͞
Eric growls, and begins firing the pistol at Tricky multiple times. Each time, Tricky dodges out of the way.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Serpent's eyes flare angrily as she turns to Eric.
LOOK AT ME. WHY. WOULD I. NEED HELP? I'M FINE.
/fightpost
Oh no
/I'm bored, so let's fight.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
NUKE DIDN'T DO ****.
"Why should I stay out of this? Because your illusions of grandeur make you think you can hold me back? When there's a fight going on, I want in. So no. I'm not staying out of this. In fact..."
SILENCE FIELD CHARGED.
"...I'm shutting you all down, SOLO if I have to. Because fighting dogs can only really be broken up by a hose."
SILENCE FIELD ACTIVATED. UNCERTAIN IF SILENCE FIELD WILL WORK.
/fightbargingintopost
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Eric quickly dispels the Silence field.
Really, this doesn't concern you engie.
Eric deflects Tricky with Broken Anachronism, and hits him with a massive power blast, sending the clown flying into the distance.
Why would you need help?
It is obvious to me that you don't need help fighting, at least currently.
What is also obvious is that you haven't had a friend to watch your back in far too long.
And whether or not you realize it, isolating yourself like this is not good for you.
And...
he glares at maniac and engie
... apparently no longer feasible.
(from now on, to jump in, you have to explain how you got to Serpent's SGRUB session so quickly, Eric was in the neighborhood, Her()brine was at the fourth wall anyways, engie is a multiversal being and could cross over with ease, and serpent was obviously already there. And Tricky is... well, Tricky.)
Slow down with fightposts, I won't be able to keep up, and since Eric is one of the three primary people involved, I gotta be able to respond.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
/null
"Maybe not, but everyone is just so arrogant. And that is annoying. You people aren't even multiversal beings. Plus, you're arrogant. So I thought I'd join the battle for the sole purpose of shutting people down."
STATEMENT: THAT SEEMS HYPOCRITICAL SOMEHOW.
"Do not question me. In fact, I think I'll send you down there if you make a remark like that again. Now, the fight. Simply camping out a solar system away hasn't done a thing. I'm heading down there. Personally."
A drone teleports to the fight field, wielding a copy of the More Gun (alchemy). It lazily inspects it's wrist as if checking the time, looks up, then tightens it's grip on More Gun and Power Walks into the battle.
/iminthefightnowpost
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Eh, we can always plug things into Google Translate if we don't actually know the minute bits of French that requires. ;P
Si on ne sait pas du tout le français, on pourrait utiliser «Google Translate».
And if I messed up, just blame it on the U.S. foreign language curriculi. Does not start soon enough.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Serpent shoots shockwaves of psybeams out in all directions, short-circuiting the drone. I'M... I'M PERFECTLY FINE. WITHOUT YOU, THANKS! WHY DON'T YOU ALL... JUST... LEAVE ME ALONE!
The shield around Serpent explodes with violent force, sending ripples through the top floor of the tower. Consort spectators below cower in fear.
Oh no
/nulllolwhatamidoing