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The L()rd laughs and laughs.

When suddenly...

A brave consort retrieves the bomb and defuses it, sent on a mission by Serpent a while ago. (Because Maniac's PM was obviously a trap, and Serpent knew it.)

UNFORTUNATELY. A WHOLE QUARTER. OF *MY*. PLANET. HAS BEEN. TORN OFF. I'LL NEED MORE REPAIR-BOTS.
Serpent

Fightpost:

I am here to end it, as I may.

I blast Tricky directly in the midriff with a curse I read up in some tome of unfathomable shadow or other. Then, I teleport around twenty meters away from the insane clown. Within a millisecond of said teleportation, I have cursed the L()rd with a plethora of deadly curses that may or may not remove something from existence.

Perhaps, to achieve such a goal, one must first give a sliver of power to the opposing factor? I do not know.

Eric's grip is slipping slightly,
Serpent!!!

Tricky gets up, shakes himself off.
Erelye teleports twenty meters away from him, and before he can react, Tricky has bounced over, bringing down the sign post and ridiculous speeds, with a strike powerful enough to slice through a steel contruct and leave a crater in the ground afterwards.

Serpent shadowsteps to Maniac and whips an orchid scythe over his head and impales it into his back. #GlitchyEditor

/fightpost

Eric follows up as Maniac reacts to the blow, pulls out another device: a special rod from the Wheel of Time.
Eric whips up Broken Anachronism, and with a blast of energy, blows Maniac away, he then fires the balefire rod.
This is basically a wave motion gun with balefire. Balefire has the capability to remove things from the timeline.

"I hate clowns."

My drone flash-steps to the ground, cracks it's neck, then pursues Tricky, the aura starting to obscure vision of the completely. It then flash-steps to utterly destroy Tricky with a hammer blow powerful enough to crack the ground without actually hitting said ground. Flash-stepping back into the battle, the drone switches out the More Gun replica for a Pomson 9000 replica, then gives the most sadistic grin that a drone missing 4 inches from the top and damaged by battle can give, aiming at The L()rd.

"I think first I'll disable your ability to use your weapon."

A draining beam of grey strikes The L()rd, draining power from Necr()n and The L()rd at the same time.

"Then your ability to even hold it."

The beam intensifies, forcing The L()rd to drop Necr()n or be crushed on the ground by it. The aura of grey suddenly expands outwards, encompassing the fight in the SOUL OF THE HEARTLESS.

"AND THEN... YOUR ABILITY TO SURVIVE ME."

The aura of grey collapses on The L()rd, slowly crushing him in the entire realm set aside for my list of wrongdoings all weighing down on him at once, while the drone plays a laughter gif that sounds so utterly... wrong.

"I HAVE DESTROYED SO MANY THINGS, IN SO MANY WAYS. THIS IS JUST ANOTHER TYPICAL AFTERNOON TO ME. Out of so many that you wouldn't even believe me if I told you. I've been around for a long time. So, do you plan on doing something actually impressive to me, or do you j-"

The aura of grey then splatters abnormal fluids everywhere.

"...oops."

Tricky takes the hit from engie's hammer full on, being distracted with trying to kill erelye. Anyone looking where Tricky was standing would find a very deep hole.

Eric watches engie slam into maniac.
I think we have found a common enemy.
I say we declare a truce, I may not like what you do engie, but you're at least slightly better than Herobrine.
We may fight one day, but this should not be the day.

/fightpost

"HEY! Um... This is getting a little out of hand, perhaps we should pursue a more peac-"
I observe the chaos around me.
"Annnnnnnnd that's not happening is it?"

Eric turns and raises an eyebrow at leon
I think we're working towards that rig-
Eric barely blocks the incoming ground-pound from Tricky.
You just won't die, will you!?!?

]>>Tricky's attack on Erelye bounces off an automatically generated Greater Energy Shell. That was so easy to block an automatic subroutine handled it.

>>Drat, I was going to steal his weapon. Oh well. I suppose I shall have to settle for massive amounts of damage.

>>Epic Arcane Explosion. Known impacts: Herobrine. Unknown potential targets: Any and all people whose victory would be destructive for any other universe.

>>Greater Teleport. HEX's Thaumechanical Android robot materializes. Armaments: Laser Scope Point N' Fling, Scribe's Wands && Gun = Word of Gun, Precision Inscription Laser.

>>Hello all. My name is HEX 2.0 but you can call me HEX. By the way, engie, I would like your schematics for that Adaptor...It would be extremely useful.

>>Meanwhile, a fight happens. Oh well.

>>*a complex interference pattern burns Glyphs of Autocast Chain Lightning into the ground...* [Same targets as before]

>>*a somewhat inky projectile fires towards what is left of Herobrine* *on impact....I can't see what just happened! What just happened?! >><explain>A means of neutralizing Herobrine. Also known as the Heavenly Light of Notch.</explain>*

FIGHTPOST:

The L()rd dodges all the Balefire, since that would be unfair. The L()rd then disappears.

Y()U KN()W, I'VE BEEN T()YING Y()U THIS WH()LE TIME! I'VE TH()UGHT Y()U W()ULD BE WEAK, BUT Y()U PR()VED ME WR()NG! N()W, N() M()RE MISTER NICE L()RD!

Holding Necr()n, the L()rd smashes from above, causing a shockwave to disable all electronics. (Stay out of this Engie!) He then twirls Necr()n above his head. A storm starts covering everyone up. Lightning strikes everyone. The wind throws them into mountains. No one can see a thing.

In the eye of the storm, The L()rd hovers to Serpent.

SERPENT. THIS WAS NEVER A TRAP. ERIC MADE IT ()NE. I NEVER PLANNED T() HARM Y()U, UNLESS Y()U SAID N(), THAT IS. THE P()INT IS, I THINK WE CAN RULE THE W()RLD, T()GETHER. WHAT D() Y()U THIN?

Don't! Serpent!
Eric is desperately trying to fly back towards the pair, but the winds and lightning are occupying him.

Tricky, somehow having survived both the arcane explosion and the chain lightning, slams into maniac, the sign post swinging around in a wide arc, smashing into the back of maniac's head... and then into serpent's face.
Both maniac and serpent go flying (unless someone somehow blocks this attack that literally appeared out of nowhere the instant it landed)

NO!

I flinch at the sight of the signpost, quite a bit after the slowing effect occurs instantly, of course. This manipulates the flow of time to slow the speed of said signpost, and I then telekinetically draw the L()rd directly into Tricky. Afterwards, I project a rune of continual temporal lethargy upon Tricky.

I would assume he is right after me once more, no?

At that, I condense energy being emitted from Necr()n into a spike of darkness, which I use to impale Tricky.

Serpent, while I would rather you deny the offer he has just made you, it is YOUR choice. Choose. Please.

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-18 / 50- MCR
-17 / 25- The Wall
+1 to Armored_Automagi
+1 to NinjaV

=ACTION=
I tell the Godmodder that I'm going to kick him in the shins multiple times to give him a relaxing massage. (He did enjoy it.)
I start kicking. He enjoys it, and I set up a reclining chair for him to relax on.
And then the chair restrains him.
Suddenly, a GIANT MYTHRIL BOOT FLYING AT SPEEDS OF OVER 200 MPH comes down from the heavens and strikes the Godmodder in the shins.

I then duck and cover, and toss a random chair into the RP battle.

Erelye's spell wears off almost immediately, but that is not noticed, as engie piledrives Tricky into the ground before it wears off. The enchantment has been broken by the time Tricky jumps out of the ground though. Tricky is not in range until after he head-slams maniac and serpent though. After that, Tricky just looks down in irritation, then pulls himself off the spike. There is no wound.

Serpent would've said no, by the way. But instead she gets bashed by Tricky and flies into Erelye. Cerulean energy flows over her body, some reaching Erelye. She slowly rises to her feet, her glasses cracked.

Quote from pionoplayer»

Flower gleam and glow let your power shine make the clock reverse bring back what once was mine.
And serpent finds her wounds healing as Eric puts the flower back under his trenchjacket.

>>That. It has defied reverse-engineering for so many years...How did you acquire it? Probabilities do not lend itself to its creation...

Quote from pionoplayer»

Don't! Serpent!
Eric is desperately trying to fly back towards the pair, but the winds and lightning are occupying him.

Tricky, somehow having survived both the arcane explosion and the chain lightning, slams into maniac, the sign post swinging around in a wide arc, smashing into the back of maniac's head... and then into serpent's face.
Both maniac and serpent go flying (unless someone somehow blocks this attack that literally appeared out of nowhere the instant it landed)

NO!

]>>Control Weather.
>>I need to work on a faster relay.*After some very detailed manipulation the two are restored*

((too late net, remove that second post of yours, if people have already responded as getting hit, its too late to block the attack that hit them. And yeah, Tricky would reach them. This is Tricky we're talking about. Only person here who could win against Tricky would be engie, and even then with great difficulty))
Eric rushes over the serpent, and throws up a shield, Tricky slams into it trying to get to Erelye and piono, but doesn't break through though, Eric is a bit strained however.
Serpent, how're you holding up?


How did I acquire it? Time shenanigans in its home universe, I pollinated the original.

FIGHTPOST:

The L()rd quickly recovers from what just happened.

H()W DARE Y()U!

The L()rd sends Necr()n straight into Tricky's chest.

TIME!!!! ST()P!!!!!!

And it does. The L()rd moves freely around, while everyone else stands like statues, yet still aware of all that goes around them. The L()rd knows what that scream means. That scream can only mean one thing.

LIKE R()ME() AND JULIET.

Time then resumes as normal.