The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Yeah, I was in the process of typing up a story post and wanted to find out what it'd do to what I had. Decided it wasn't worth the trouble, scrapped the few lines I had, and came up with what you see now.
?: 49/50 +1 self
i: 29/50 +1 self +2 from Nimble +1 from Erelye
ii: 6/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Present painter with the HOLY WORKS OF HOLY MACKEREL painting, attempt to explain situation visa a series of nods, agreeing, disagreeing and lots of pointing.
I attempt to call for a PUBLIC INQUIRY on Murphy's law, and if it should be repealed.
If possible I attempt to employ XDGrangerDX as the legal representative for the repeal.
pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 9: Armaggedon's Conductor. XP: 229,000/500,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL] HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE/LV. 10 - THE SUMMIT]
DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL/LV. 5 - ABSOLUTE ZERO/LV. 10 - TIMESTOPPER]
RELIC'S ECHO [LV. 1/LV. 2 - TIER TWO/LV. 5 - TIER THREE/LV. 10 - NATURAL DISASTER]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND / ROGUE'S GALLERY
Wut, does piono also have these tech texts?
Systems Crash || Antipolar Crystaltorch = The Low Blow (Level 10: 6/11)
Multi-Powersuit 23/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Energyboost 7/11
Gearlavine 7/20
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 5)
I shoot the HMASS Betrayer using the Antipolar autobow!
Serpent's side quest: Attack rage with HAMMERTIME LVL10 - THE SUMMIT!
Actually Granger, I had hammer time before you did.
4/11 for Arctoae
2/11 for time alchemy
whip OR raw space magic (like, spatial distortion, just in case that wasn't clear.) 1/3
47/50 for mega attack
2/15 for charged attack
piono loads up with the 15 post charge, downs a potion of manpower (auto crit) and starts up Relic's Echo lvl 10... But when the pillar descends, he puts up a wall of rock around himself, then uses superosque to spin the pillar so fast that the first seven rods all fly out. Everyone turns to see a massive explosion as piono, wielding all ten of his elemental alchemies, all of them supercharged, charges the HMASS Traitor.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Tentacular Grimharness 20/20!
Deudly Magnum 7/11
+1 to Leon and Zerithos.
I do Alternate Erelyesoul > Fine 1/???, and Magic Tallow && Thorium Arsenate || Rainwater Canister 1/???. Magic Tallow, for future reference, is essentially Rotten Flesh that has been treated with liquid Praecantatio (essentia of the magic aspect) in a crucible, creating the tallow/wax itself. It is very useful in occult machinations as a way to ward off dark spirits and/or prevent Taint.
20/20 Expended!
I wonder why everybody is always ignoring the sheer amount of times I leave and enter Grayhold every enquier. Back on the laboratory level, there lies another odd-looking device, tools strewn haphazardly about it.
The... thing is quite odd in a plethora of ways. Most noticeably, the device is constructed in the shape of a sort of mix between an Eldritch Tentacle and an eye. Now, it appear to be the time I explain what it does, and how it does it.
For this model, I needed a power source capable of lasting millennia in the vast expanses of deep space. For this, I modified my original Energized Node -> Essentia device with an Essentia Crystalizer. This magnificent machine crystalizes the essentia into solid form, lengthening the stability levels needed for the system. These shards are sent throughout the layers of the thing, and melted back into essentia when needed for power.
The main system that receives most of the essentia is the eye-looking thing. This lattice of pure crystal amplifies the effects of waves sent out by dismembered brains in jars, which happen to be the main part of my other construct. Essentially, this thing is a lens.
Once again, I load the thing up into Void or Bust, and pilot it into space, near the RPLS.
A few hours later, I return.
I use Mean Green on Murphy's Law.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
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~~~
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?: 50/50 +1 self Okay... Time to write up a description for this... But latter.
i: 31/50 +1 self +1 from Erelye
ii: 7/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: I attempt to illustrate the fact I that I have no ill intentions to the painter.
Leonstar1: I go through whatever legal procedures I need to, then in my break I fire the Table Leg at the HMASS Betrayer
@Erelye Oh we notice, but it doesn't seem abnormal... unless it IS abnormal. Sometimes it's hard to tell what abnormal is, since it's very subjective. I mean, I would consider it abnormal if you weren't tampering with forces which shouldn't be tampered with. Although I guess I would be worried if you were tampering with more powerful then usual forces which shouldn't be tampered with, but it's hard to tell when you cross the line between normal abnormal and abnormal abnormal that isn't a double negative equating to normal. Also, when you compare your actions to the rest of the players, you are far from the most abnormal thing out there, in fact the most abnormal thing in existence is this reality. From abstract concepts to giant mecha bots co-existing, the word 'abnormal' almost loses it's meaning. So in context- This continues for another four-hundred and thirteen hours...
TL;DR
We are too afraid to stage an intervention. : P
Overworld: "DAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOU MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPHYYYYYYYYYYY!" Followed by me playing Tennis with the Murphy's Law and my Pomson 9000.
Nether: Toss the Wither Skeletons a pair of bows to let them maintain distance from Rage, then attack Rage's damage resistance just to see if that somehow makes him easier to kill.
Void: Ugh this thing is confusing, where's a room that hasn't been explored yet? I'll just go see what's in one of those.
Dreamscape: Icy Spy, shield yourself! Since I'm a separate entity to Icy Spy, I might as well see what LAZORing the enemies that we're fighting does. Maybe it does damage, IDK so better find out.
I proceed to point out how the supposed Murphy's Law wouldn't be THAT kind of Law, but I'm promptly going to be ignored, so I instead shove the supposed Murphy's Law into a tiny Microwave and let it cook in there for 10 minutes, far, far away from me.
Meanwhile, in the Nether, I make a one-time use battering ram made of Glowstone and hit Rage in his nether-regions, hoping to injure him with the battering ram as much as I hope to injure him with that pun.
suck at using the MCF's software to produce posts bigger than a few mangled lines?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
i: 29/50 +1 self +2 from Nimble +1 from Erelye
ii: 6/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Present painter with the HOLY WORKS OF HOLY MACKEREL painting, attempt to explain situation visa a series of nods, agreeing, disagreeing and lots of pointing.
Leonstar1: FISHKILL Y/N... Fine... No.
Selection confirmed.
I attempt to call for a PUBLIC INQUIRY on Murphy's law, and if it should be repealed.
If possible I attempt to employ XDGrangerDX as the legal representative for the repeal.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 2/3
I duplicate 1 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 32
OCTAVE OF LIFE && DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH = ??? 5/9
Wut, does piono also have these tech texts?
Systems Crash || Antipolar Crystaltorch = The Low Blow (Level 10: 6/11)
Multi-Powersuit 23/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Energyboost 7/11
Gearlavine 7/20
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 5)
I shoot the HMASS Betrayer using the Antipolar autobow!
Serpent's side quest: Attack rage with HAMMERTIME LVL10 - THE SUMMIT!
INVENTORY
4/11 for Arctoae
2/11 for time alchemy
whip OR raw space magic (like, spatial distortion, just in case that wasn't clear.) 1/3
47/50 for mega attack
2/15 for charged attack
piono loads up with the 15 post charge, downs a potion of manpower (auto crit) and starts up Relic's Echo lvl 10... But when the pillar descends, he puts up a wall of rock around himself, then uses superosque to spin the pillar so fast that the first seven rods all fly out. Everyone turns to see a massive explosion as piono, wielding all ten of his elemental alchemies, all of them supercharged, charges the HMASS Traitor.
Phobos shoots Rage with attachyon
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Deudly Magnum 7/11
+1 to Leon and Zerithos.
I do Alternate Erelyesoul > Fine 1/???, and Magic Tallow && Thorium Arsenate || Rainwater Canister 1/???. Magic Tallow, for future reference, is essentially Rotten Flesh that has been treated with liquid Praecantatio (essentia of the magic aspect) in a crucible, creating the tallow/wax itself. It is very useful in occult machinations as a way to ward off dark spirits and/or prevent Taint.
20/20 Expended!
I wonder why everybody is always ignoring the sheer amount of times I leave and enter Grayhold every enquier. Back on the laboratory level, there lies another odd-looking device, tools strewn haphazardly about it.
The... thing is quite odd in a plethora of ways. Most noticeably, the device is constructed in the shape of a sort of mix between an Eldritch Tentacle and an eye. Now, it appear to be the time I explain what it does, and how it does it.
For this model, I needed a power source capable of lasting millennia in the vast expanses of deep space. For this, I modified my original Energized Node -> Essentia device with an Essentia Crystalizer. This magnificent machine crystalizes the essentia into solid form, lengthening the stability levels needed for the system. These shards are sent throughout the layers of the thing, and melted back into essentia when needed for power.
The main system that receives most of the essentia is the eye-looking thing. This lattice of pure crystal amplifies the effects of waves sent out by dismembered brains in jars, which happen to be the main part of my other construct. Essentially, this thing is a lens.
Once again, I load the thing up into Void or Bust, and pilot it into space, near the RPLS.
A few hours later, I return.
I use Mean Green on Murphy's Law.
3/15 for launching a giant homing rubber ball (that springs back with 110% of the force of the impact) at the AGs
is there any advantage in charging my attacks?
Man, "Left 4 Death" plays every time one of my entities dies, but for now, I'll be playing "Gallery". Both from the L4D2 Soundtrack.
Also, last night, just my luck, I got an arrow AIRSHOT HEADSHOT on a SOLDIER being PUSHED by a MINI-SENTRY!
Oryx's Pact: 48/50
Halloween Surprise: 23/50
I finish my alchemies, and if possible, I combine Uranium AND the Lava Bucket to get a Bucket of Radioactive Slime.
Sword Damage: 141K/150K
Constructs: 3/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
i: 31/50 +1 self +1 from Erelye
ii: 7/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: I attempt to illustrate the fact I that I have no ill intentions to the painter.
Leonstar1: I go through whatever legal procedures I need to, then in my break I fire the Table Leg at the HMASS Betrayer
@Erelye Oh we notice, but it doesn't seem abnormal... unless it IS abnormal. Sometimes it's hard to tell what abnormal is, since it's very subjective. I mean, I would consider it abnormal if you weren't tampering with forces which shouldn't be tampered with. Although I guess I would be worried if you were tampering with more powerful then usual forces which shouldn't be tampered with, but it's hard to tell when you cross the line between normal abnormal and abnormal abnormal that isn't a double negative equating to normal. Also, when you compare your actions to the rest of the players, you are far from the most abnormal thing out there, in fact the most abnormal thing in existence is this reality. From abstract concepts to giant mecha bots co-existing, the word 'abnormal' almost loses it's meaning. So in context- This continues for another four-hundred and thirteen hours...
TL;DR
We are too afraid to stage an intervention. : P
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
I duplicate 1 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 33
OCTAVE OF LIFE && DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH = ??? 6/9
It'd be horrifying to be chased by SCP-096 and hear the L4D2 Witch music at the same time, in my opinion.
Oryx's Pact: 49/50
Halloween Surprise: 24/50
I unleash the Constructs, telling them to group with the others if they are still alive.
Sword Damage: 141K/150K
Constructs: 0/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
massive wall of lightning, burn, friction from the really large eraser, Lightninging, massive explosion, (1/3rd charge each)
Sliver Pollen: [2.6666*/x]
Massive One shot Beam Cannon charged once and helped once (attack)[8/8]
I delay firing the beam cannon.
I begin Constructing Reactive Armor [1/3].
A Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge: [5/10]
Overworld: "DAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOOU MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPHYYYYYYYYYYY!" Followed by me playing Tennis with the Murphy's Law and my Pomson 9000.
Nether: Toss the Wither Skeletons a pair of bows to let them maintain distance from Rage, then attack Rage's damage resistance just to see if that somehow makes him easier to kill.
Void: Ugh this thing is confusing, where's a room that hasn't been explored yet? I'll just go see what's in one of those.
Dreamscape: Icy Spy, shield yourself! Since I'm a separate entity to Icy Spy, I might as well see what LAZORing the enemies that we're fighting does. Maybe it does damage, IDK so better find out.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I THR()W A BLUE SHELL AT LUCARI()!
GAME()VER??: 37/50
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
6/50
Anti-matter Warhead on Wheels 3/4
It's High Noon
SCOUTING UNIT: ROLL OUT!
The scouting unit rushes onto the field, ready to hopefully not get wiped! I think their stats were something like this?:
HP: 20,000
Attack: 5000
Special ability: Scout(used manually, makes the scouted unit takes x1.5 damage for a turn or two, can be used once per turn)
This still okay, Twin?
Anyways, go, scouting unit! GET MURPHY'S LAW!
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=CHARGE=
-14 / 50- MCR
-13 / 30- The Wall
+1 to Armored_Automagi
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
I switch the ARMISTYX to BATTLECRUSIER SCYTHE MODE and slam it into the HMASS Traitor.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I proceed to point out how the supposed Murphy's Law wouldn't be THAT kind of Law, but I'm promptly going to be ignored, so I instead shove the supposed Murphy's Law into a tiny Microwave and let it cook in there for 10 minutes, far, far away from me.
Meanwhile, in the Nether, I make a one-time use battering ram made of Glowstone and hit Rage in his nether-regions, hoping to injure him with the battering ram as much as I hope to injure him with that pun.
I then begin constructing the MXR-100 Eradicator, an anti-godmodder combat drone armed with a variety of weapons.
[1/100]
HP: 120,000/120,000
Minigun: ||||||
Rocket Salvo: |||
Fusion Blaster: |
Stomp: |
Regenerates 20,000 HP every turn
"Do we want to be the mediocre brimstone boy, or do we want to be the more-than-enough brimstone man?" - Northernlion
Check out my new game, Outpost Defenders: Retribution!
7/50
Anti-matter Warhead on Wheels 4/4
It's High Noon