The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-15 / 50- MCR
-14 / 30- The Wall
+1 to Armored_Automagi
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
To test what WALUIGI THYME tastes like, I set up a barbecue with some steaks on it, covered absurd amounts of WALUIGI THYME.
Nobody is allowed to taste it, until it's PERFECTLY COOKED.
-1 / 10-
Hm. I set up a captcharoid camera to take a picture of the fully cooked steak.
SB&HJ 43/50x2
Candy Corn Liquor 27/30
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble 5/11
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 1/9
Husstet 7/9
I attempt UNMADE TIME on the Lucycount.
I use my trusty WHITE WHALER on the Lucycount.
I pray with a hefty sigh, making all of the train whistle noises. All of them.
I send to use the power of a dictatorship to destroy Murphy's Law
I ask THE OPERATOR for a new teleporter,if he refuses,I hit him with a newspaper and say bad boy,and ask again,if he still refuses,I summon a holographic worm nosed reindeer to drill a holographic hole into his holographic head
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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17/20 WEITT
12/15 Hilt
12/15 Blade
Very Fine > Animalistic venom 4/6
Assists: +1 Erelye, +1 Talist
The cloaked man attacks.
The moment before he's brutally murdered by his teammates, he replaces himself with Murphy's Law.
Afterwards he uses the Demonic Octave. By that I mean the Demonic Octave is heated as hot as it can be while remaining solid before before being used to brand Murphy's Law. Repeatedly. He then prays to the judge.
EDIT: Yeah, I should wait for you to finish your post from now on.
I attempt all the spiting of Serpent. Sorry about this, you seemed nice enough.
I enter the Nether sidequest and quickly throw a sharp rock into Rage, give it a few healing potions, then use BRAHJ OCTET on the Amplifier. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA+ ('HA'*Math.Infinity).
SB&HJ 44/50x2
Candy Corn Liquor 28/30
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble 6/11
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 2/9
Husstet 8/9
I flip my Teal Octet at an HMASS and attempt to use my Trickster powers to get luck.
I am physically disabled! I cannot aim well in TF2! I only ever got 5 kills with my Strange Flying Guillotine!
Well, no time to complain! I can at least get my charge onto the field! Every foe of mine can suffer!
Action 1/3
Oryx's Pact: 50/50 {Completed}
Halloween Surprise: 25/50
Suddenly, a massive pit rips open in the ground, and masses upon masses of snakes crawl out. Among them is their ruler, Stheno, the Snake Queen. Yet another summon from Realm of the Mad God, she'll support the AG advancement by, in her words, "Drowning the enemy in a sea of scales and venom".
Here's your entity, as promised. Now hand over the wine.
What about the territory I promised you in this world?
Oh, yeah, and that too.
Stheno the Snake Queen [AG] HP: 120,000/120,000
Actions: Dual-Bladed Slash: 7000 damage to the target. Marring Whirlwind: 10000 damage to all surrounding enemies. Cannot be used twice in a row. Scalestorm: 4000 damage to all nearby enemies and inflicts blindness for 2 turns. Also, deals 8000 damage to a target. This requires a 2 turn cooldown. Ophidian Battle Cry: Summons 30 Stheno Swarms. This ability, due to the swarms of foes it creates, has a 5 turn cooldown.
Passives: Mother of Serpents: Summons a Stheno Pet each turn. A maximum of six can exist at once. Scaly Armor: Becomes invincible once every three turns. Venomous Affinity: Stheno is immune to damage-over-time effects.
Stheno's Pet [AG] HP: 30000/30000
Actions Venom Shot: Deals 2000 damage to the target. Makes the target Slowed for 2 turns.
Passives Obedience: Will follow Stheno's orders to attack, protect her, or protect another entity.
Stheno Swarm [AG] HP: 8000/8000
Actions Hooking Bite: Deals 4000 damage to the target.
Passives Obedience: Will follow Stheno's orders to attack, protect her, or protect another entity.
Tweak as you see fit. For now, I tell Stheno to sit in the back of the battlefield and try to stay out of trouble due to the high-damage entities on the field while summoning her pets.
At the same time, my Radioactive Slime Canister is completed and I order my Constructs to sit in the back of the battlefield, protecting important entities and generally going on the defensive to give me time to muster a Construct army.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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POST 1;
Tubas || Generic Weapons Systems = Tuba Doomsday Array (8/11) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): I take a Magic Summon Gem and summon... A Crimson Cultist. HP: 30. Moves: Apertis Oculis - Quadruples the next attack's damage. Needs to be done after the move Obelisk. Obelisk - Summons an Eldritch Obelisk with 30 HP, every 4 times Eldritch Eye is used it summons another Crimson Cultist. Eldritch Eye - 50% chance of stunning the opponent, does 8 magic damage. Crimson Circle Rites - Send the enemy to eternal Torment, dealing 3 Magic damage, 3 Fire damage, and 3 Energy damage.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): I edit Murphy's Law out of the Source Code of Reality, first making sure in a way I could never mess up that me removing Murphy's Law from the Source Code of Reality will have a 100% chance of succeeding.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
-snip- >Leonstar0: Present painter with the HOLY WORKS OF HOLY MACKEREL painting, attempt to explain situation visa a series of nods, agreeing, disagreeing and lots of pointing.-snip-
The Painter likes your painting... He hangs it up in a section unlike the rest of the room. The Painter does not seem to understand.
-snip-
NIMBLEQUEST: I rush into The Canvas, pull out all 7 of my octets and roll them at the Painter.
The Painter screams! He instantly paints the octaves. The entire room gets painted in grey as the Octaves are captured in time... Into the painting. 6 of the 7 disappear, but The Painter did not have time to capture the 7th. 5-1-5-8-7-7-8-4. (Generated by random.org). Giant towers jab out of the floor. A few paintings are destroyed. One comes very close to destroying the HOLY WORKS OF TH HOLY MACKEREL painting. 4,000 damage. The towers retract into the walls.
?: 50/50 +1 self Writing Descriptions is hard...
i: 33/50 +1 self +1 from Erelye +1 from Nimble
ii: 8/50 +1 self
iii: 1/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: THAT'S IT! I PULL OUT MY SECRET PEACE WEAPON! GENERIC, TAB! PAINTER, TAB! ME, TAB! Now DRINK YOUR TAB! Tab is the best way to solve a fight. This results in us wasting a hole hour on silly hijinks. WHERE DOES THE TAB KEEP COMING FROM! Oh... wait... Food Fight. Forgot about that weapon/tool.
Leonstar1: I shoot the JC-Squadron with food fight, it now resembles a pizza. I then offer a PRAYER to the judge, which of course is to repeal Murphy's Law.
Hm. Sorry about that. Fools rush in where angels dare to tread. Also, I ask for a different beverage politely.
I also apologize to the Painter and quickly ask my cueball how to deal with each room.
/sidequest
What part of makes the Godmodder eat the ice cream didn't get read?
/null
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
=CHARGE=
-15 / 50- MCR
-14 / 30- The Wall
+1 to Armored_Automagi
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
To test what WALUIGI THYME tastes like, I set up a barbecue with some steaks on it, covered absurd amounts of WALUIGI THYME.
Nobody is allowed to taste it, until it's PERFECTLY COOKED.
-1 / 10-
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
SB&HJ 43/50x2
Candy Corn Liquor 27/30
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble 5/11
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 1/9
Husstet 7/9
I attempt UNMADE TIME on the Lucycount.
I use my trusty WHITE WHALER on the Lucycount.
I pray with a hefty sigh, making all of the train whistle noises. All of them.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I send to use the power of a dictatorship to destroy Murphy's Law
I ask THE OPERATOR for a new teleporter,if he refuses,I hit him with a newspaper and say bad boy,and ask again,if he still refuses,I summon a holographic worm nosed reindeer to drill a holographic hole into his holographic head
I examine my new clothing
/null
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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12/15 Hilt
12/15 Blade
Very Fine > Animalistic venom 4/6
Assists: +1 Erelye, +1 Talist
The cloaked man attacks.
The moment before he's brutally murdered by his teammates, he replaces himself with Murphy's Law.
Afterwards he uses the Demonic Octave. By that I mean the Demonic Octave is heated as hot as it can be while remaining solid before before being used to brand Murphy's Law. Repeatedly. He then prays to the judge.
EDIT: Yeah, I should wait for you to finish your post from now on.
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
I enter the Nether sidequest and quickly throw a sharp rock into Rage, give it a few healing potions, then use BRAHJ OCTET on the Amplifier. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA+ ('HA'*Math.Infinity).
SB&HJ 44/50x2
Candy Corn Liquor 28/30
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble 6/11
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 2/9
Husstet 8/9
I flip my Teal Octet at an HMASS and attempt to use my Trickster powers to get luck.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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portal 6/20
I give the godmodder a perfectly generic object
/null
Well, no time to complain! I can at least get my charge onto the field! Every foe of mine can suffer!
Action 1/3
Oryx's Pact: 50/50 {Completed}
Halloween Surprise: 25/50
Suddenly, a massive pit rips open in the ground, and masses upon masses of snakes crawl out. Among them is their ruler, Stheno, the Snake Queen. Yet another summon from Realm of the Mad God, she'll support the AG advancement by, in her words, "Drowning the enemy in a sea of scales and venom".
Here's your entity, as promised. Now hand over the wine.
What about the territory I promised you in this world?
Oh, yeah, and that too.
Stheno the Snake Queen [AG] HP: 120,000/120,000
Actions:
Dual-Bladed Slash: 7000 damage to the target.
Marring Whirlwind: 10000 damage to all surrounding enemies. Cannot be used twice in a row.
Scalestorm: 4000 damage to all nearby enemies and inflicts blindness for 2 turns. Also, deals 8000 damage to a target. This requires a 2 turn cooldown.
Ophidian Battle Cry: Summons 30 Stheno Swarms. This ability, due to the swarms of foes it creates, has a 5 turn cooldown.
Passives:
Mother of Serpents: Summons a Stheno Pet each turn. A maximum of six can exist at once.
Scaly Armor: Becomes invincible once every three turns.
Venomous Affinity: Stheno is immune to damage-over-time effects.
Stheno's Pet [AG] HP: 30000/30000
Actions
Venom Shot: Deals 2000 damage to the target. Makes the target Slowed for 2 turns.
Passives
Obedience: Will follow Stheno's orders to attack, protect her, or protect another entity.
Stheno Swarm [AG] HP: 8000/8000
Actions
Hooking Bite: Deals 4000 damage to the target.
Passives
Obedience: Will follow Stheno's orders to attack, protect her, or protect another entity.
Tweak as you see fit. For now, I tell Stheno to sit in the back of the battlefield and try to stay out of trouble due to the high-damage entities on the field while summoning her pets.
At the same time, my Radioactive Slime Canister is completed and I order my Constructs to sit in the back of the battlefield, protecting important entities and generally going on the defensive to give me time to muster a Construct army.
Sword Damage: 141K/150K
Constructs: 1/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
=CHARGE=
-16 / 50- MCR
-15 / 30- The Wall
-2 / 10- Delicious Meat
+1 to Armored_Automagi
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
I decide to preform the PRAYER OF LAW DESTRUCTION, upping the PRAYER GAUGE.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Smash Ball && Chaos Pearl 9/11...Take a moment of silence. All my attacks this turn make no noise...
I use my most powerful useable attack on the weakest PG entity.
>>Subroutine: Pray active.
I also pray.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
4/15 rubber ball
You fail your failing because the Teal Octet is not actually dice!
/hah
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Tubas || Generic Weapons Systems = Tuba Doomsday Array (8/11)
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): I take a Magic Summon Gem and summon... A Crimson Cultist. HP: 30. Moves: Apertis Oculis - Quadruples the next attack's damage. Needs to be done after the move Obelisk. Obelisk - Summons an Eldritch Obelisk with 30 HP, every 4 times Eldritch Eye is used it summons another Crimson Cultist. Eldritch Eye - 50% chance of stunning the opponent, does 8 magic damage. Crimson Circle Rites - Send the enemy to eternal Torment, dealing 3 Magic damage, 3 Fire damage, and 3 Energy damage.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): I edit Murphy's Law out of the Source Code of Reality, first making sure in a way I could never mess up that me removing Murphy's Law from the Source Code of Reality will have a 100% chance of succeeding.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Hmm? The Hard Light Glass Bridge Generator is currently unpowered. You will need to generate absurd amounts of shaft power to activate the generator.
You enter THE COGWORKS
The Painter likes your painting... He hangs it up in a section unlike the rest of the room. The Painter does not seem to understand.
The Painter seems to understand now. The Painter starts to tell you something... Gsv Kzrmgrmth zi...
Click that Sidequest link above. It is there to help. You enter The East Door.
The Painter screams! He instantly paints the octaves. The entire room gets painted in grey as the Octaves are captured in time... Into the painting. 6 of the 7 disappear, but The Painter did not have time to capture the 7th. 5-1-5-8-7-7-8-4. (Generated by random.org). Giant towers jab out of the floor. A few paintings are destroyed. One comes very close to destroying the HOLY WORKS OF TH HOLY MACKEREL painting. 4,000 damage. The towers retract into the walls.
ITEM CHARGE/ABILITY INFO
I also decide to heal the Power Vortex Core with Psi Lifeup Alpha, with nothing else to do and no sides to fight for. Yet.
In the Netherquest, I select Pikachu to combat Rage's choice of Pit and select Random Stage.
i: 33/50 +1 self +1 from Erelye +1 from Nimble
ii: 8/50 +1 self
iii: 1/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: THAT'S IT! I PULL OUT MY SECRET PEACE WEAPON! GENERIC, TAB! PAINTER, TAB! ME, TAB! Now DRINK YOUR TAB! Tab is the best way to solve a fight. This results in us wasting a hole hour on silly hijinks. WHERE DOES THE TAB KEEP COMING FROM! Oh... wait... Food Fight. Forgot about that weapon/tool.
Leonstar1: I shoot the JC-Squadron with food fight, it now resembles a pizza. I then offer a PRAYER to the judge, which of course is to repeal Murphy's Law.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
I duplicate 2 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 35
OCTAVE OF LIFE && DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH = ??? 7/9
I also apologize to the Painter and quickly ask my cueball how to deal with each room.
/sidequest
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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What part of makes the Godmodder eat the ice cream didn't get read?
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
IT'S BACK UP!!!!!!!!!
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=008753[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!