I flash-step up to TT, and give him a painful dose of Nightmare Fuel and Gaze of Nyogtha. Afterwards, I flash-step away with a swish of a cloak. I am now right above the Voidwalker. There, I apply a redstone signal.
Yes, I would appreciate aid in beekeeping. I need to create Apiculture Networks, and Thaumaturgy seems to hold the secrets to the best tools to do so.
You cannot be this mysterious person because the mysterious person is currently traveling through time to the near future. Try the other one.
Your name is ETERNE VLZUTU. You are the heir of the imperial half of the Elven government. As is common with the royalty, you are in a perpetual state of anger, and love violence. This led to a great deal of accidents with your friends. One of such includes a near-fatal FLARP accident that nearly blinded Kalare for life. (Un)Luckily, he realized what was happening and got out of the way. That tends to happen when you attempt to force somebody to stare at the blue-giant star that fuels all life on the planet, and the three moons orbiting it.
You enjoy a plethora of things. Some include PLOTTING THE REVENGE AND EVENTUAL DEATH OF ALL WHO OPPOSE YOU, FLARPING, and looking down on the moon CARNISCA, which you royals have the pleasure of inhabiting, unlike all your scrub friends down on the planet. Well, what is left. Odd red symbols have been appearing and summoning gigantic meteors. These have been destroying most of elven civilization. You DO NOT CARE, THOUGH. Oh waitthereisagiantmeteorheadingforthemoons- Lousy server players. What the hell is he doing? What could he possibly be doing that is more important than keeping you alive? Nothing.
What will you do?
You look up, and realize that the machinery need to enter the Medium is on an upper balcony. It has been there for a long time.
>ENTER.
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Uh... hm. I'd attempt to make a Grimmiter, but that's clearly out of my domain right now. Seeing as I'm Trickster and all. Also, sorry to anyone who was annoyed by all that.
Ire, quick, claim a Spoil! They're going out fast! ...ish.
/null (I should really kick this habit)
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=TURN ONE=
=[36 / 40]= The Necromancer
OH GOD MY HEAD-
Oh, nice. The decay has stopped...
...although my body is a wreck.
Welp may as well become an Ariadiabo-, erm, Irebot.
Ow. (5,000 decay damage.)
I QUICKLY CAST CHAIRSTORM LVL 2 ON LEONSTAR, AND THEN THROW A BUNCH OF SHARKS INTO THE TORNADO!
I THEN ALSO USE THE SACRED POOLBALLS.
The Queen Bee will use Bee Launcher on General Blazer.
The FELT MEMBER will attack General Blazer, unless Stitch is summoned. Stitch will heal The Queen Bee.
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 48/50 +1 self
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 11/50 +1 self +1 from Nimble
v: 6/50 +1 self +1 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar0: I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD: MIRROR SHADE!
I pay half my remaining life.
Bombs for Blasting at You && Rotten Flesh && Mithril Ingot = The Laughing Dead (Level 6: 4/7)
Turnways Flip || Iron Sword && Perditio Shard = The Steel Cracker (Level 6: 4/7)
I demand you put a Player Entity on fire. Because neither Mario nor Meta Knight nor the Villager were when killed by Paradox Dimentio. I specified that a player is put on fire with a lazer and just saying "They are invincible." Just does not cut it.
From now on PL entities sould be specified when attacked as "[PL] Entities" to avert such occurences in the future. I also grab a random Spoil of War, because Maniac and Serpent are already beating each other up over the only spoil of war i wanted.
> R. K.: Whacks a random entity not aligned with PG with an oversized mallet.
I help fseftr twice.
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Charge: III 33%
MMMPH: IIIIIIIII 0%
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 49/50 +1 self
Endeavor: 20/20 EXPENDED
iii: 12/50 +1 self
v: 7/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar0: 20/20 EXPENDED! ENDEAVOR
Endeavor causes the target's HP to equal the user's current HP. It will deduct the difference from the target's HP. This move will fail if the user has more HP left than the target. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Endeavor_(move)
I target Irecreeper!
(I should be on 13,250 health after I activated Mirror Shade.)
As the time dilation shield begins to fail, its components unraveling, I turn the focused wave of flame still suspended within toward Dimentio, constructing two temporary mystic lenses between us.
The wave of energy surges forward, released from time stasis and is further focused by the lenses into a thin beam of pure destruction before impacting Dimentio.
Leonstar1: Take the Captchalogue Core from the destroyed Doombot
(Twin I Should of stated this but Ablity Alchmiser was meant to be instant, ah well. I'll still attempt to complete it)
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 38 -3 for use.
Broken Halo. Minicrits the user's attacks for three turns.
Hivemind CPU: Summons TIE-Sentry as an entity.
Molten Processor: Deals damage to up to three entities and burns them as well.
Id like one of these three.
The processor sounds like a power house and fits my avatars style, the Broken halo just perfectly synergies with Chaos Controll: Super attack for 2 turns + minicrits for 3 turns = so much win and the hivemind cpu fits the style aswell.
Multi-Powersuit 1/?
Hps: 120.000/120.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi+powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage of Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 34/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 15/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 7)
I drop a flying island on Paradox Dimento and whack at it with the Malleo Dei while it falls down, turning some of it into Bombs, bullets, spikes and a lot of other nasty stuff!
FINALLY! STRIFE TIME! Of course, now I have to use original attacks...I take out the CHRISTMAS TREE OF GIGANTICNESS and smash Lorderyle with it many, many times!
I take a chomp off the Swiss Turnsword. I then spit some sharp reinforced obsidian bones at General Blazer.
Last Drink 8/10
The Stinger 6/7
Swiss Turnsword N Scratcher
The Beldam 15/40
Skeletron 11/15
The Feline 15/35
I have a Much better idea for the Spoils of War than just straight out giving them away: Strife!
When this Trickster vs Grimdark strife ends, an amount of Arenas are going to appear, each one after that the previous one's Challenger is dead. When you defeat a Challenger you get it's Spoil of War. The Champions can use their Spoils
normally
Broken Halo:
Arena: Dishonoured Temple
Champion: Dishonoured Knight: A humanoid in a broken, Meta Knight-like suit of armor. Its shattered mask reveals a single big eye.
Bombs for Blasting at You && Rotten Flesh && Mithril Ingot = The Laughing Dead (Level 6: 5/7)
Turnways Flip || Iron Sword && Perditio Shard = The Steel Cracker (Level 6: 5/7)
Out of the blue, Enoch, also known as the Director, falls from the sky, shaking tjhe entire battlefield because of his massive physique. He steadies himself, towering over the battlefield. Fear the apostle of darkness!
Enoch [PG] HP: 100.000 Meatshield: 50
Enoch, the guardian of Zone 3, has entered the battlefield! Just like his appearance in OFF, he is invincible for now and you have to tire him out by attacking him first before he really takes damage. He has to be hit by 50 individual attacks. And no, you can't just say you attack him with 50 attacks in one post. You can only lower his Meatshield once every post. You all have 3 posts per turn, so if you do your math and everyone helps, it should be down soon. Will you get a raise or will you be razed?
I guess I might as well do my final post.
SB&HJ 9/50x2
Giga Drill Break 9/15
Terezi's Coin && Fluorite Octet 3/??
Magic Cue Ball 6/11
Cherubim Colossus 5/11
Clockwork Contraption 3/??
I attempt to take the Chaos Heart. Sneakily. Since it's unclaimed and all. Unless piono has it. :/
I also resign myself to STRIFE with Leonstar. I begin by shooting him with Dicespheres out of a Deudly Magnum(or Zillydeud Magnum.) I finally use Sunrise again. >:| Why is it that the two Grimdark players I fought both had this ridiculous reliance on a single alchemy? Nimble's Tubas and Leon's Mackerels. Seriously. I light his tragically misplaced stockpile of Mackerel Gammas on fire again, burning a SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT of them to ashes. I then take the ash and fling it into his eyes.
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Beenary Apiculture 8/20 (+1 from Leon x2)
Research 50/50! (+1 from Leon)
Infinity Causality Textbook 4/6
Nuclear Voidmetal Essentiadrill 5/6
Monolith Grafter Lockengine 5/6
+1 to Leon x2.
50/50!
If synapses can - Ah. Stasis is the answer. I close my Thaumonomicon, which was on the page titled "Neural Stasis in Relation to Restabilization of Mental Faculties". Do you see where I am going? Just allow me to craft a wand focus... here. I affix it to the Hazel Wand, and activate it, firing at TT. Neural stasis. His brain temporarily ceases function. It shall be restored upon his Trickster state of thought degenerating into a standard brain. If there is any resistance, I trap TT in Temporal Stasis. Of course, the only way to achieve this state of mind necessary to heal a Trickster is through obscene amounts of physical and mental pain. This occurs.
New research is now available... Neural Deactivation 1/50. And, I suppose some Aura Manipulation 1/20 as well.
EDIT: Twin, is it possible to do a -c with more than 2 ingredients?
You cannot be Kalare, because Kalare is currently too stressed out about the current prospect of having to face the Black King. You can watch, and still give commands, I suppose. You are not in any control over my memories anyway. As such, I suppose you can be.
You are once more Kalare Erelye.
This is it. Your team has spent at least six hundred fifty hours fighting, dueling, and generally being a bunch of idiots for this. (Yes, I jumped ahead in time. Most of it shall be implied in the next parts.) Well, most of you. You have not heard anything from Navela since the start of the session, in fact. You grip your (Twin, please name this for me. It is ((Aristotle's Twig && Mixed Infused Shard Cluster (from Thaumcraft)) && Phoenix Feather) && Mind Honey.) tightly, and prepare to give a speech to your friends.
Walking out of the lower part of the Skaian bunker to the sort of makeshift "locker room" for this mission, you glance at the others. They all look incredibly tense right now. You are too, as the fate of the cosmic progeny of your universe rests in your hands. As you reach them, they all turn to face you. Let us see whether or not this raises morale.
Listen up, everybody. I'm only going to say this once. The fate of our race and our universe rests in the success of this fight. Kill the Black King, at any costs. I don't want to die knowing we failed. So, I guess the one thing you need to keep in mind is 'don't die.' Okay? Good luck, everybody. I guess its time we get out there.
You think that was short and uninspiring. Whatever. You take a deep breath, open the bunker up, and climb out, to a word of chaos. So many Dersites... Oh my.
Infinity Causality Textbook 3/6
Nuclear Voidmetal Essentiadrill 4/6
Monolith Grafter Lockengine 4/6
+1 to Amp and Gerbil.
I flash-step up to TT, and give him a painful dose of Nightmare Fuel and Gaze of Nyogtha. Afterwards, I flash-step away with a swish of a cloak. I am now right above the Voidwalker. There, I apply a redstone signal.
Yes, I would appreciate aid in beekeeping. I need to create Apiculture Networks, and Thaumaturgy seems to hold the secrets to the best tools to do so.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
You cannot be this mysterious person because the mysterious person is currently traveling through time to the near future. Try the other one.
Your name is ETERNE VLZUTU. You are the heir of the imperial half of the Elven government. As is common with the royalty, you are in a perpetual state of anger, and love violence. This led to a great deal of accidents with your friends. One of such includes a near-fatal FLARP accident that nearly blinded Kalare for life. (Un)Luckily, he realized what was happening and got out of the way. That tends to happen when you attempt to force somebody to stare at the blue-giant star that fuels all life on the planet, and the three moons orbiting it.
You enjoy a plethora of things. Some include PLOTTING THE REVENGE AND EVENTUAL DEATH OF ALL WHO OPPOSE YOU, FLARPING, and looking down on the moon CARNISCA, which you royals have the pleasure of inhabiting, unlike all your scrub friends down on the planet. Well, what is left. Odd red symbols have been appearing and summoning gigantic meteors. These have been destroying most of elven civilization. You DO NOT CARE, THOUGH. Oh waitthereisagiantmeteorheadingforthemoons- Lousy server players. What the hell is he doing? What could he possibly be doing that is more important than keeping you alive? Nothing.
What will you do?
You look up, and realize that the machinery need to enter the Medium is on an upper balcony. It has been there for a long time.
>ENTER.
Ire, quick, claim a Spoil! They're going out fast! ...ish.
/null (I should really kick this habit)
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=[36 / 40]= The Necromancer
OH GOD MY HEAD-
Oh, nice. The decay has stopped...
...although my body is a wreck.
Welp may as well become an Ariadiabo-, erm, Irebot.
Ow. (5,000 decay damage.)
I QUICKLY CAST CHAIRSTORM LVL 2 ON LEONSTAR, AND THEN THROW A BUNCH OF SHARKS INTO THE TORNADO!
I THEN ALSO USE THE SACRED POOLBALLS.
The Queen Bee will use Bee Launcher on General Blazer.
The FELT MEMBER will attack General Blazer, unless Stitch is summoned. Stitch will heal The Queen Bee.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
heh...
I won.
/nullpost
Time travel edit: Ire is not affected... he's a Ghost-type! (kind of)
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Nether: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
I'm in proper control of the drone there again. Anyway, now's a good time for me to heal everyone up.
Overworld: the Control Core Tank, for lack of a better target, attacks General Blazer. WITH SNOWBALLS.
GIANT. SNOWBALLS.
The drone there uses NINJANEER on... er... anything.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 48/50 +1 self
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 11/50 +1 self +1 from Nimble
v: 6/50 +1 self +1 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar0: I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD: MIRROR SHADE!
I pay half my remaining life.
1x COMBO
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 35
Bombs for Blasting at You && Rotten Flesh && Mithril Ingot = The Laughing Dead (Level 6: 4/7)
Turnways Flip || Iron Sword && Perditio Shard = The Steel Cracker (Level 6: 4/7)
I demand you put a Player Entity on fire. Because neither Mario nor Meta Knight nor the Villager were when killed by Paradox Dimentio. I specified that a player is put on fire with a lazer and just saying "They are invincible." Just does not cut it.
From now on PL entities sould be specified when attacked as "[PL] Entities" to avert such occurences in the future. I also grab a random Spoil of War, because Maniac and Serpent are already beating each other up over the only spoil of war i wanted.
> R. K.: Whacks a random entity not aligned with PG with an oversized mallet.
I help fseftr twice.
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Charge: III 33%
MMMPH: IIIIIIIII 0%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 49/50 +1 self
Endeavor: 20/20 EXPENDED
iii: 12/50 +1 self
v: 7/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar0: 20/20 EXPENDED! ENDEAVOR
Endeavor causes the target's HP to equal the user's current HP. It will deduct the difference from the target's HP. This move will fail if the user has more HP left than the target.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Endeavor_(move)
I target Irecreeper!
(I should be on 13,250 health after I activated Mirror Shade.)
2x COMBO
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 38
As the time dilation shield begins to fail, its components unraveling, I turn the focused wave of flame still suspended within toward Dimentio, constructing two temporary mystic lenses between us.
The wave of energy surges forward, released from time stasis and is further focused by the lenses into a thin beam of pure destruction before impacting Dimentio.
i: 50/50 NEXT TURN
ii: 50/50 NEXT TURN
iii: 13/50 +1 self
v: 8/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
I EXPEND 3 HOLY MACKEREL GAMMAS
3 x 100 x 100 = 30, 000 HOLY MACKERELS
LEONSTAR0: FISHTECH: LV. 901 FISHTECH => MOBY ****'S REVENGE
LEONSTAR0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 SQUARE DANCE
LEONSTAR0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DINNER TIME
I target Irecreeper.
If he is still 'alive' after all that, I flip the fudge out.
3x COMBO
CROSS-FRANCHISE F.E.A.R. STRATEGY COMBO
Leonstar1: Take the Captchalogue Core from the destroyed Doombot
(Twin I Should of stated this but Ablity Alchmiser was meant to be instant, ah well. I'll still attempt to complete it)
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 38 -3 for use.
Id like one of these three.
The processor sounds like a power house and fits my avatars style, the Broken halo just perfectly synergies with Chaos Controll: Super attack for 2 turns + minicrits for 3 turns = so much win and the hivemind cpu fits the style aswell.
Multi-Powersuit 1/?
Hps: 120.000/120.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi+powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage of Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 34/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 15/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 7)
I drop a flying island on Paradox Dimento and whack at it with the Malleo Dei while it falls down, turning some of it into Bombs, bullets, spikes and a lot of other nasty stuff!
INVENTORY
I PUT TITANFALL IN ()N VERY FINE. I ALS(), IF IN FACT DIMENTI() IS STILL ALIVE, ELECTRIFIED FALC()N PAWNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!!!!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
27/40(stasis charge)
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Broken Halo:
Arena: Dishonoured Temple
Champion: Dishonoured Knight: A humanoid in a broken, Meta Knight-like suit of armor. Its shattered mask reveals a single big eye.
More to come...
Bombs for Blasting at You && Rotten Flesh && Mithril Ingot = The Laughing Dead (Level 6: 5/7)
Turnways Flip || Iron Sword && Perditio Shard = The Steel Cracker (Level 6: 5/7)
Out of the blue, Enoch, also known as the Director, falls from the sky, shaking tjhe entire battlefield because of his massive physique. He steadies himself, towering over the battlefield. Fear the apostle of darkness!
Enoch [PG] HP: 100.000 Meatshield: 50
Enoch, the guardian of Zone 3, has entered the battlefield! Just like his appearance in OFF, he is invincible for now and you have to tire him out by attacking him first before he really takes damage. He has to be hit by 50 individual attacks. And no, you can't just say you attack him with 50 attacks in one post. You can only lower his Meatshield once every post. You all have 3 posts per turn, so if you do your math and everyone helps, it should be down soon. Will you get a raise or will you be razed?
> R. K.: Attack buffing Clippy.
I help fseftr twice.
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Charge: III 33%
MMMPH: IIIIIIIII 0%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
SB&HJ 9/50x2
Giga Drill Break 9/15
Terezi's Coin && Fluorite Octet 3/??
Magic Cue Ball 6/11
Cherubim Colossus 5/11
Clockwork Contraption 3/??
I attempt to take the Chaos Heart. Sneakily. Since it's unclaimed and all. Unless piono has it. :/
I also resign myself to STRIFE with Leonstar. I begin by shooting him with Dicespheres out of a Deudly Magnum(or Zillydeud Magnum.) I finally use Sunrise again. >:| Why is it that the two Grimdark players I fought both had this ridiculous reliance on a single alchemy? Nimble's Tubas and Leon's Mackerels. Seriously. I light his tragically misplaced stockpile of Mackerel Gammas on fire again, burning a SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT of them to ashes. I then take the ash and fling it into his eyes.
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HMAS Ship: 15/50
Vengeance: 28/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Ion Cannon 0/2
Blue: Use colourmatic on Queen Bee
Fseftr: Revive
HMAS Victor: Ion cannon Queen Bee
Research 50/50! (+1 from Leon)
Infinity Causality Textbook 4/6
Nuclear Voidmetal Essentiadrill 5/6
Monolith Grafter Lockengine 5/6
+1 to Leon x2.
50/50!
If synapses can - Ah. Stasis is the answer. I close my Thaumonomicon, which was on the page titled "Neural Stasis in Relation to Restabilization of Mental Faculties". Do you see where I am going? Just allow me to craft a wand focus... here. I affix it to the Hazel Wand, and activate it, firing at TT. Neural stasis. His brain temporarily ceases function. It shall be restored upon his Trickster state of thought degenerating into a standard brain. If there is any resistance, I trap TT in Temporal Stasis. Of course, the only way to achieve this state of mind necessary to heal a Trickster is through obscene amounts of physical and mental pain. This occurs.
New research is now available... Neural Deactivation 1/50. And, I suppose some Aura Manipulation 1/20 as well.
EDIT: Twin, is it possible to do a -c with more than 2 ingredients?
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Some time later...
>Be Kalare.
You cannot be Kalare, because Kalare is currently too stressed out about the current prospect of having to face the Black King. You can watch, and still give commands, I suppose. You are not in any control over my memories anyway. As such, I suppose you can be.
You are once more Kalare Erelye.
This is it. Your team has spent at least six hundred fifty hours fighting, dueling, and generally being a bunch of idiots for this. (Yes, I jumped ahead in time. Most of it shall be implied in the next parts.) Well, most of you. You have not heard anything from Navela since the start of the session, in fact. You grip your (Twin, please name this for me. It is ((Aristotle's Twig && Mixed Infused Shard Cluster (from Thaumcraft)) && Phoenix Feather) && Mind Honey.) tightly, and prepare to give a speech to your friends.
Walking out of the lower part of the Skaian bunker to the sort of makeshift "locker room" for this mission, you glance at the others. They all look incredibly tense right now. You are too, as the fate of the cosmic progeny of your universe rests in your hands. As you reach them, they all turn to face you. Let us see whether or not this raises morale.
Listen up, everybody. I'm only going to say this once. The fate of our race and our universe rests in the success of this fight. Kill the Black King, at any costs. I don't want to die knowing we failed. So, I guess the one thing you need to keep in mind is 'don't die.' Okay? Good luck, everybody. I guess its time we get out there.
You think that was short and uninspiring. Whatever. You take a deep breath, open the bunker up, and climb out, to a word of chaos. So many Dersites... Oh my.
>FINAL STRIFE!
27/40(stasis charge)
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