I fire a headcanon at Dimentio! The headcanon knocks him back onto a Dimentio <<3< Harley Quinn ship, which promptly sets sail! Uh-oh!
I shoot the new bosses with the water element mode of The Four Elements!
I write a Glyph of Cold with the Scribe's Wands!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I noticed what the monolith revealed, but im not sure how to react to it. Not to mention that my avatar did not enter the Tardis and thus couldnt know this.
Power vortex gate 33/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 13/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 6)
I attack Japhet with the Antipolar Autobow!
47/48 Attacking...
47/48 Attacking...
========== 94%
The air is so thick with moisture, it's hard to move...
3/4 Misc...
10/10x13 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
8/10 Poseidon's Culler
8/10 After Eight
10 post - Dat Fan! Mario has the infamous fan! For 3 turns, he hits 4 random entities for 3 sets of 3000 damage, and they can't use an action for that turn!
50/50 Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes + 1 fseftr
48/50 Enoch + 1 fseftr
Bombs For Blasting At You && Rotten Flesh && Mithril Ingot = ??? (3/?)
Turnways Flip OR Iron Sword AND Perditio Shard = ??? (3/?)
> R. K.: EGGSECUTE.
Robo-K4yne channels all his imagination-science. Now is ze time Herr Robot. We are going to summon Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes!
Too bad that Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes, is an imaginative friend. Like in, nonexistant in Robo-K4yne's head imaginative.
But that is not so bad. After all, Robo-K4yne is in pirate getup himself! He can do the part just as well!
He flies into space, channeling all his science to summon The Ark, a summon from Final Fantasy. Final Fantasy IX to be precise. The Ark uses it's trademark laser attack, hitting Dimentio and his stupid goons full force. And if that wasn't enough, R. K. uses his last strength to throw the Ark at Dimentio, warps behind him, and holds him in place, making sure he does not interfere with this 50-post charged attack!
"Behold! The power of SCIENCE SWASHBUCKLERY!!YO HO!"
I spread the Black Monolith's word to the corners of the world, causing diamond juggernauts slaughtering thousands of monsters to pass the word on to their initiates, causing them to leave the server.
Sword Damage: 110K/150K
Constructs: 2/3
I noticed just for consideration of your work. I have to do something other than aim horribly in TF2, rocket jumping over everything...
No, he is not. If you had read the original post, you would see he is at 21 HP. Just reading pages 1-3 won't really show you how the game is played. It's a lot different than it was back when I had first started it.
I'm gonna be able to post today, guys! Sorry I haven't able to recently. I warned you this would happen, though. I will try to update soon.
No, he is not. If you had read the original post, you would see he is at 21 HP. Just reading pages 1-3 won't really show you how the game is played. It's a lot different than it was back when I had first started it.
I'm gonna be able to post today, guys! Sorry I haven't able to recently. I warned you this would happen, though. I will try to update soon.
Sorry about the question, I thought it said 125/125.
Sorry about the question, I thought it said 125/125.
It's alright. Near the bottom of the original post, it shows the stats of the current turn. That's where you can see how much HP every entity has, and that includes the Godmodder.
SB&HJ 4/50x2
Giga Drill Break 4/15
Magic Cue Ball (Cue Ball /\/ Scratcher) 1/11
I summon 10,000 Megalodon890s. They have all the stated immunities of the Hellkite Dragons, being their summoner, as well as immunities to tuba/staff-based attacks. They also all have 10,000 health and have windy powers, allowing them to deflect attacks. There is no repellant for them. They attack Nimbleguy. Also, don't you dare call an OP ruling on this, Twin. >:I attempt to convince the Godmodder to loan The_Serpent the Wayback Machine in case she needs it to defeat TheLordErelye. "After all, how would it reflect on you if one of your players lost this?"
Hm... I attempt to flip a coin. The coin reflects the sun's harsh glare straight into Nimble's eye, blinding him for one attack. I then rush up to him and use Chemotherapy. That's right. This deserves a Finale. At the beginning/middle. :/ (In case you forgot, Chemotherapy is Bangun && Smash Ball.) It said it was incomplete? I'm gonna duplicate it to see. Besides, you know Nimble's just going to Tuba me.
I quickly put up an offensive anti-Dimentio energy shield around me.
I also casually take Aegis's Prism and use it to heal The_Serpent. If I can't do that, I tap into my p2iionic Gemiinii power2, eat mind honey, and shoot TheLordErelye with my eyelasers or create a "perfect 1-turn force field" around The_Serpent using the Scribe's Wands if I can't do that either.
I also use Unreal Air on Nimble.
18,000 damage to Nimbleguy! The Godmodder then kills them all with trumpet damage!
The Godmodder doesn't care about the Trickster/Grimdark conflict! He thinks it's superfluous...
Nimbleguy blinded! You attempt to use Chemotherapy, but cannot... It appears its incompleteness prevents you from using it.
You set up an offensive Anti-Dimentio Energy Shield around you!
You can't use other people's Spoils of War! You also can't interfere with other strifes... They're 1v1!
Unreal Air just floats into the sky... Yeah, it's not coming back. The sheer .jpeg of it all deals 5,000 damage to Nimbleguy.
46/50 Attacking...
46/50 Attacking...
========== 94%
The air is so thick with moisture, it's hard to move...
3/6 Misc...
10/10x13 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
7/10 Poseidon's Culler
7/10 After Eight
10 post - Bunny Ears! The Villager gets to attack twice this turn and has a 50% chance of dodging attacks targeting him this turn in addition to the "pocket" ability!
Well, the fourth-wall guardian thing doesn't break too much, especially with the whole collapse of the multiversal community thing.
I finish the Tempest
5/10 for Yggdrasil staff
3/8 for the chaotic laser rifles. Also, about these, I'm wondering why these ones are getting two levels up when the first three elemental alchemies only got one level up from the raw magic. I know I shouldn't complain, but I find it slightly odd. Not gonna complain though. Or, well, not smartly at least.
20/50 for Vulcanos
3/15 for charged attack
Then Dimentio quivers. First, Paradox Burst goes off, dealing 75K damage to everyone and everything. 70K damage to everything in the nether. The wave hits harder on Earth though. No telling about the other universes, no contact... but the wave is more long lasting.
Picture the solar system. The planets revolving around the sun. From this distance you can't see the struggles for the fate of the multiverse going on.
Yet.
Now picture a massive curtain of dark lightning falling across it as the entire universe is blanketed in paradox energy. This is what happens. Earth feels it. Almost all electronics go out, only those connected to Godcraft in some way, shape or form (yes, that includes Project Binary twin, don't get your knickers in a twist) stay up.
But the wave of paradox energy doesn't dissipate. In fact, it begins to get stronger... The paradox is solidifying. Next round, all entities take 10K damage. Everywhere, no distance mitigation.
It would be a permanent field effect but... well... After that Dark Carnival goes off.
Dimentio takes 125000 damage from tvtropia, reducing his health to -668500
Phobos respawns in the nether.
Tricky, since TT2000 is in need of a strife partner, bashes TT2000's face in with a sign-post. The rainbow of trickster quickly becomes a rainbow of red.
The next in the line of piono's assist attacks shows up...
The Black Lantern Corps.
The haters of all life swarm in, reviving the dead cultists for just long enough to swarm over Dimentio and blast him with the powers of raw unlife.
THE TEMPEST: A massive crossbow forged from lightning and thunder. Possesses the powers of many different storms, such as hurricanes and blizzards.
The reason the last one went up two levels was because I realized that you were right; it should have gone up more than one level.
Dimentio uses Paradox Burst!
Project Binary looks up.
WELL. 1T 1S START1NG. 1 W0NDER WHERE B1LL 1S... HE SH0ULD HAVE ARR1VED A L0NG T1ME AG0.
Oh don't worry. We'll get back to him later.
125,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
You respawn!
Tricky is not grimdark! Once one of the other three grimdark players finishes their Strife, TT can face them.
Dimentio is quickly massacred by dead Cultists! The live ones fight back, but 10 of them die! Dimentio takes 10,000 damage as well!
POST 1;
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 9/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 7/11)
Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core = Glitchalloy Spaceship Core (Level 5: 6/6) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
EXECUTE: SILVER EYE. QUANTUM CONCH THRUSTER && TWILIGHT TANK CHASSIS && GLITCHALLOY SPACESHIP CORE && BLUE'S SHIP -C. I THINK THAT IS HOW YOU USE THE GARAGE. OH. JOY. I USE MY CREATION PEN TO CREATE INFINITE Megalodon890 REPELLANT. I SPRAY IT EVERYWHERE, INCLUDING ON ME AND THE Megalodon890S. ARE YOU READY... FOR TUBAS? THIS IS THE MOMENT OF VIRTUE. THE MOMENT OF TUBA. THE MOMENT OF GRIMDARK. TUBA ENERGY METER: 100%. IT'S GO TIME. The Source Code of Reality fluctuates... it suddenly glitches the entire world! Everything in sight is not as it should be... except Gerbil and his arsenal of weapons. Pure glitch flows into Gerbil...
WHICH THEN FLOWS INTO THE TUBAS.
Please insert pure energy.
I PLUG MY ORIGIN'S STAFF IN TO THE TUBAS. 400 IGNIS, 400 AGUA, 350 TERRA, 300 AER, 300 ORDO, AND 50 PERDITO DRAINED INTO THE TUBAS. I THEN PLUG IN THE VOIDED SCEPTER. 500 INSANITY, 500 VOID ENERGY, AND 500 LIFE FORCE DRAINED INTO THE TUBAS. I DUPLICATE THE PURE CONCH ENERGY.
Please insert catalyst.
I SCREW IN THE DUPLICATED JAR OF PURE CONCH ENERGY TO ACT AS A CATYLYST FOR THIS TUBA MOVE.
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: Execute ELDERITCH INSANITY. The tubas send out a frequency unheard of until now... Suddenly, the frequency starts calling down a meteor! Wisps are circling the meteor... It seems to be pulsing EMPs! The Raspberry Pi is unaffected due to it's magic tuba protection. The meteor, as it enters the atmosphere, seems to be tinted blue, and covered in glitch particles... The meteor hits insert_generic_username! This causes Gerbil and him to go back to the tim of pure Void... one that Gerbil is able to survive in due to his robes. Out of nowhere, The Cancer appears, along with 100 Wisps! The Tubas first let out a punch akin to Rumble McSkirmish's signature move, Super Power Ninja Turbo Neo Ultra Hyper Mega Multi Alpha Meta Extra Uber Prefix Combo! Next, the wisps go out and zap insert_generic_username to oblivion! The Cancer than glitches him so much that nothing could ever rival the amount of Glitch. By the time this is over, something seems to have possessed insert_generic_username like Bipper was. Gerbil and insert_generic_username then travel back to the present. This uses up the Tuba's charges for Super Power Ninja Turbo Neo Ultra Hyper Mega Multi Alpha Meta Extra Uber Prefix Combo, Primal, Time, EMP, and Meteor, which are at 7, 8, 8, and 8 turns charge, respectively.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO STOP ME... WHEN YOU DON'T EXIST? A HAHAHHAHAHAHHA. I THEN FINISH HIM OFF WITH COMBAT OPERANDI: FATAL ERROR.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 0/500 LIFE FORCE: 0/500 INSANITY: 0/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 0/1000 AQUA: 0/1000 TERRA: 0/1000 AER: 0/1000 ORDO: 0/1000 PERDITO: 0/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
GLITCHALLOY SPACESHIP CORE: A large mound of Glitchalloy forged in the form of a spaceship core.
You use the Silver Eye, but on what?
That's not how the Garage works! You take item A and item B, then combine them with the -c symbol, creating
A -c B = Output
And don't use Blue's Ship as an input! That's fseftr's alchemy! Don't tamper with it...
The Godmodder already got rid of the Megalodons!
God, these things are overpowered... The Tuba's raw power circumvents the blinding! 30,000 damage to insert_generic_username! (Including the Combat Operandi.) It's weakened because...
I can clearly stop you.I redirect your meteor into Dimentio at incredibly high speeds and put goggles on you that make you think Dimentio is me, effectively shifting your target to Dimentio. We do need to deal with him...
SB&HJ 5/50x2
Giga Drill Break 5/15
Magic Cue Ball 2/11
Catenative Lollipopper 3/9
I attempt... Hm... Spiral Sucker && Smash Ball. Maybe I should stock up on Finales. I also flip a coin. It continually hovers while flipping and reflecting light into your eye, blinding you for an attack. While that happens I use Sunrise on you/Santa Smash again if I can't sunrise.
You rev up Daybreak and fire another massive shot with it at Nimbleguy! It begins to short out... You'll only get one more charge out of it, and then you'll have to rebuild it! The shot speeds towards Nimbleguy, who is defenseless, and collides with him! His grimdark aura disintegrates as he falls to the floor, beaten. Your trickster aura then solidifies and superimposes itself over your normal self! It then fades. You have gained complete mastery over trickster magics, yet are now as sane as your normal self!
The Tempest OR tornado 1/10
6/10 for the Yggdrasil staff
4/8 for the chaotic laser rifles
21/50 for Vulcanos
4/15 for charged attack
Phobos, having finished respawing, draws the Penultimatum and unleashes Play 'Em Off Lvl5: Point N' Shoot on Tombsander, hoping to finish him off.
Tricky does a rapid-fire face smash on TT2000, hitting him in the face roughly 500 times in about half a second.
piono stumbles to his feet.
So that's what's going to happen...
Yet... That can't be all of it...
I remember...
but it doesn't matter.
Its a good thing I don't have anything serious at stake here.
The next wave of help comes in... Hello, I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Behind the hunchbacked doctor is a massive assortment of very threatening weapons. I'm here on behalf of a good friend of mine...
piono sighs and rubs his eyes in irritation.
Just shoot him already. Oh right, on it.
Doofenshmirtz immediately fires up all of the weapons at once, every single inator he has ever built.
And then he falls over on his back.
all the lasers shoot out and slam into dimentio, but only at half strength, because the portal's existence is abruptly cut short by a massive explosion on the other side of the portal.
The Tempest || Tornado = Superosque (Level 10: 1/11)
> Phobos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 PLAY 'EM OFF: POINT 'N' SHOOT
45,000 damage to Tombsander!
Doofenshmirtz's inators all fail to work properly! As he looks to adjust them, a weird beaver duck thing comes out of nowhere. Doofenshmirtz is startled.
"A platypus?"
The platypus puts on a secret-agent hat.
"PERRY the platypus?!"
Perry the Platypus promptly activates the self-destruct buttons on every inator, which fall towards Dimentio, who is caught in the resulting atomic explosion! 20,000 damage!
"Curse--er, wait, no, that actually HELPED me, so... Huh. Look at that. Thank you, Perry the Platypus!"
Research 44/50 (+1 from Gerbil)
30/30! (+1 from Leon x3)
~ATH Scrapbook 3/5
+1 to Gerbil and Leon.
30/30 Expended!
As I continue to relentlessly STRIFE Serpent, there is a slight break in the fighting, for a few seconds. During this time, my hand absentmindedly slips towards a mind honey-filled jar in my inventory. Oh. Oh my. My face immediately contorts in mental pain, my hands covering my eyes. Then, when I can bear the psychic strain no more, I move my hands away. For a few seconds, my eyes pulsate with a purple light, and I release the energy towards Serpent. Two absolutely enormous optic blasts of violet psionic energy strike Serpent directly, and the vision of all within around a hundred meters/blocks is obscured in a flash of light. Sadly, that was the last of my anti-trickster charges, as well as the last of my mind honey. I suppose I shall have to obtain more.
Beenary Apiculture 1/20
While I am at it, I may as well begin forging a few bits and bobs. I do Thaumatorium && Nuclear Phage Canister && Voidmetal-Plated Arcane Bore 1/???. If this works how alchemy should, this will either convert the thing hit into liquid essentia, or be fueled by essentia itself. As a side project, I also do Alternian Psychic Grafter Engine && Eldritch Monolith Shard Lockseal 1/???. That is an Eldritch Monolith from TC2, not the Monolith. The APGE is a similar model to the device that the Ψiioniic was attached to, if not exactly the same. This could be an interesting power source... Perhaps I could attach the Voidmetal EM Pulser and these two new alchemies to Imminently Deceased, with this thing as a backup engine. Could I do that without any alchemy?
From what you can see, it is now time to get Nelrte into the Medium. Then, Araeva will get you in, Navela will get her in, Eterne will get her in, and Kalare will get her in. Perhaps it would just be best if you waited a little longer...
>Be Kalare again.
You are now Erelye. At the current moment, you are wondering what to do with all the Grist you have obtained. Who would have known inherently arcane creatures would have more Grist drop from them? Eh, they mostly dropped useless stuff, like Iodine, Amethyst, Chalk, and Mercury. There were a few good things that dropped off of what looked like winged flame berserker imps, such as Shale, Tar, and Gold. At least, you think they are useful. You know what this means...
Vesperium Katana || Pen =
Pine Branch && Metal Rod =
Laptop && Heap of Elf Will Smith Posters =
Knitting Needles && Odd Tome =
(Vesperium Katana || Pen) && Inkwork Device =
Computer && Holographic Emitter =
(Twin, could you please give these things names? I am not feeling particularly inspired. You do not have to if you do not want to. Also, these have nothing to do with alchemies in GodCraft itself.)
EDIT: Hmm... A comprehensive story displaying the life of Richard? Interesting. Given time, we shall slay him.
The_Serpent takes the brunt of the mind honey attack, vaporizing her Trickster aura instantly! However, the attack backfires on you, causing none of your other attacks this turn to work either. Thankfully, you gain complete mastery of the grimdark forces without being corrupted by its influence. You will strife TT2000 next.
Prehaps I can-
There. ROBOT-CHAIR ARMS. AMAZING!
Welp, my torso is slowing fading... May as well attack while I still can.
(I take 5,000 damage from body decay.)
So, a cone...
IDEA!
I PULL OUT THE HAND OF PEARL, AND TELEPORT RIGHT ONTO LEONSTAR!
I THEN PULL OUT THE MATERIAL PLANE AND POINT-BLANK SHOOT LEONSTAR WITH IT!
I THEN QUICKLY TELEPORT AGAIN, AND THEN SHOOT DIMENTO AS WELL!
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 44/50 +1 self +1 Erelye +2 Nimble
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 7/50 +1 self
v: 2/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar1: I heal my bot with holy mackerel blessing, which should be in the Tardis. Unless it's not?
CONE: Cone logic dictates that Cone jumped in front of your face before you teleport.
Cone logic is best logic. However Cone go bye bye now because Cone deded.
Leonstar0: Noooooooooooo Coneeeeee!...
Yeah I assumed that would happen.
I use my light-dark based abilities to create a VOID OF LIGHT, as in I remove all fortune from Irecreeper.
I then give him an unlucky clover, which mutates in to an multi-tentacled monster called a squid. It utterly terrifies him.
I shoot Dimentio with the Four Suits and, in fact, all my guns in descending Alchemy level order.
DIE, CLOWN, DIE!
*shoots Dimentio with the so-cold-it-burns gun, hoping to set him on frostfire*
And suddenly some sort of crystalline Homestuck ogre thwomps onto the field of battle. It is hostile to clowns, but not tricksters.
>Drat it, manufacturing flaw in the laser focus.
>Oh well it looks like it's actually helping.
>Also the hulking monstrosity may or may not explode into a shower of extremely sharp crystal fragments after a certain period of time.
((Yeah, strange, but when you have a battle robot that etches teleportation glyphs with a flawed laser focus there may be some problems. Also the hulking monstrosity will explode into a shower of crystal fragments at the end of this turn to avoid entity problems.))
I....Wha....Huh?........No comment.
Just...No comment.
All your guns deal 15,000 damage! The DIAMOND OGRE deals an additional 10,000 damage before exploding in a paradoxical explosion.
You decide to forgo convential weapon tactics and head into the nearest dumpster. You find the perfect ingredients to create the type of weapon you're looking for, and quickly construct a Beggar's Beggar's Bazooka! This incredibly crappy rocket launcher makes the Beggar's Bazooka look like a work of art. Yet it contains so much more firepower! You'd better make use of its few shots. You jump into the sky, and on your way back down, fire several rockets at Tombsander! They explode, destroying his body and spraying soulsand everywhere! Tombsander killed!
Clippy rejects it, sending the malware flying into Paradox Dimentio! 9,000 damage!
46/50 Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes + 2 fseftr
44/50 Enoch + 2 fseftr
I guess i should check my clock. Ah yes, the larvae will be hatching soon. R. K. will take over on the battlefield now. I need to take care of my babies in the Nether. Toodles!
> K4yne: Disappear from the battlefield doing shady stuff you alluded too once in the Nether.
And no, the sidequest is of no matter to me. If i must, i will fight, but my children need me more than Tombsanders opposition needs me.
> R. K.: Black Flagging Meta Knight.
"I should also alchemize me a new secondary weapon. My current weapon in that slot will be better afterwards by about 85%. I need a new sword as well."
Bombs For Blasting At You && Rotten Flesh && Mithril Ingot = ??? (1/?)
Turnways Flip OR Iron Sword AND Perditio Shard = ??? (1/?)
"A Perditio Shard is an item of Thaumcraft Mythology. It's a crystal filled with the power of chaos."
I help fseftr twice.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Charge: III 33%
MMMPH: IIIIIIIII 0%
Meta Knight killed!
Bombs for Blasting at You && Rotten Flesh && Mithril Ingot = The Laughing Dead (Level 6: 1/7)
Turnways Flip || Iron Sword && Perditio Shard = The Steel Cracker (Level 6: 1/7)
[Insert flipoff here] Good thing I'm making an invincible entity...
Action 1/3
Oryx's Pact: 31/50
Not Just A Howitzer: 6/20
Halloween Surprise: 6/50
I counter the injustice of the situation with a good Chivalrous Chop! I target the entity that killed Kuero! Unless it's a player, in which case, I bludgeon them over the head with the Boston Basher three times to prevent them from acting!
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 46/50 +1 self +1 Erelye
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 8/50 +1 self
v: 3/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar1: The Doombot on the battlefield uses Ability Alchemiter Combining Square Dance AND Play' Em Off: Bullet Hell
Leonstar0: Defense! I cover myself in dark energy, shielding myself with sorrow.
I undergo the aforementioned transformation back into my decidedly non-caucasian self. I have a massive hangover. Ugh. Hmm. We must snap Erelye out of grimdarkness, whether Twin says he's insane or not. My plan will not fail. Netherium: Capped.
That match was decidedly unfair, with Tricky helping. Not that I particularly want a rematch. At all. Ever. I hate Trickster Mode.
I hand my weapons to a Unagi, since I'm not in a state to do anything. It uses Godslayer on a random AG.
Chaos Emerald /\/ Scratcher: ?/?
You rush over to the Captcharoid Doomsday Bot, holding Atheist's Grip in your hand! It crackles with the massive amounts of energy it has stored inside of it. You jump over the Bot, with your sword raised above your head in an apparent attempt to strike it, but then you PSYCHE and footstool jump off of it instead, soaring into the clouds! You look up and see images in them... A massive clawed red hand appears in one of them! It looks an awful lot like the one used in ManiacMasteR's attacks... You raise your sword and sever the hand off of its arm! It falls to the ground like a meteor, burning up in re-entry and impacting the Doomsday Bot! 10,000 damage!
Chaos Emerald /\/ Scratcher = White Gem (Level 1: 1/2)
So, tricky, you wish to FIGHT me? Well, here's how I respond to that! It turns out that the reason the rainbow turned red was because I BLOCKED IT WITH A RED LOLLI! WHICH I THEN BASH YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH!
It's good to be back, Erelye. Let me just say that returning to sea level after two weeks spent at 8000 feet is something of a relief.
I walk to the place where my APAWA nearly melted down...
The world is... Twisted... Broken... Time in this place is like a pane of shattered glass, physics may as well not be set set of laws now, because they clearly act at random here... Strange things, their bodies polluted by the greyness, existing in multiple places and times at once, crawl between the veils of... Incomprehension... This bears further research...
I roll the Chthonic Octave at Dimentio!
Black 9/11
>Ihavenoideaatthispointso, GAHMD IS RELOADING 1/3
RPLS-SH 7/50
Vehicle thing 2/4
Alchemy thing 2/?
4-5-1-7-6-1-4-8
A giant cobalt mirror materializes over Paradox Dimentio, falling on top of him! He looks up and sees his own image distorted, reflected in the glass, showing him what a true despicable character he really is! Transfixed by the image, Dimentio stands still... And so does the mirror! His reflection then blinks, flies out of the glass pane, and slaps Dimentio, sending him skidding into a ravine! 12,000 damage!
8000 feet above sea level? Up in the highlands, I see.
In actuality, Kayne, an Entropy Shard is no myth. It is the result of primal-infused stone forming crystals under incredibly specific pressure. Three pieces of cobblestone have more Perditio in them than an entropy shard. Therefore, it is only used in some of the most basic Thaumaturgic devices and equipment.
I glance around, and my eldritch, empty-looking eyes bore into those of Richard, for a second. I shall see how he reacts. Then, I examine the newly-created ~ATH Scrapbook. Right afterwards, I do Neural Displacer && Quantum Superpositioner && Rune of Infinity (Arcane) || Physics Textbook. Synaptic causality, you know.
You are once more Kalare Erelye. You have just discovered something that may change your outlook on the world, if you can prove it correct. Leafing through the pages, you read something, place the book on your Refugilair-side table, and rush back outside, right before the imps. You drive your hand through the air, muttering some sort of incantation. Then, your close your eyes for a brief second. After you open them, you raise your hand into the air, pointing it at the imps. Suddenly, a bolt of psychic energy leaps out from that hand, and strikes all five of the imps, instantly killing them. It was correct. You quickly rush back to your room, and pull out some paper and a pen. Time to do some research...
How did you get that to 4/6? You just started it this turn...
The Godmodder waves.
~ATH SCRAPBOOK: A large black book emblazoned with the ~ATH logo, in white, on its cover. Various bloodstains of different colors are splattered around it.
While Erelye is staring into the Godmodder's eyes, I walk up to the Godmodder and put a bullet in his eye. No, I mean literally, I walk up to him holding a .50 BMG and stab him in the eye with it really hard.
RPLS-SH 9/50 [+1 from Erelye]
Black 10/11
Vehicle 3/4
Alchemy 3/?
GAHMD IS CHARGING 2/3
The Godmodder backflips and fires a bolt of energy at you before you can shoot him!
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 47/50 +1 self
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 9/50 +1 self
v: 4/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar0: I Expend 3 Holy Mackerel Gammas: 3 x 100 x 100 = 30, 000 Holy Mackerels. They forum a barrier around me, like bricks using the dark energy like mortar.
Blue: Use bt: ultramarine on the camera bot thing.
Fseftr: Attack.
Well.
Now that's over with
I hope you're happy fseftr.
Now.
Back to business.
And don't try to reason with me.
I know very well how faulty the logic is.
But I can't go back now.
I've come too far.
The moral event horizon; passed.
If you will.
Perhaps I'll share that with you someday.
Hopefully not though.
I dance a little jig on top of Tricky's head. The jig is called "The 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 foot-taps of spiky-shoed-ness", and it is performed in 10 trickster seconds. That amounts to about 0.35 human seconds.
POST 2;
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 10/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 8/11)
QUANTUM CONCH THRUSTER && TWILIGHT TANK CHASSIS && GLITCHALLOY SPACESHIP CORE && BLUE'S SHIP -C = ? (2/?) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
WELL THEN. YOU KNOW DIMENTIO NEEDS NON CHARGED ATTACKS TO BE AFFECTED? AND THAT WAS A MORE-THAN-32-TURN-CHARGED ATTACK... AND HOW WOULD YOU REDIRECT A FLAMING BALL OF PURE ELDRITCH AND TIME GOING AT 100,000,000 M/S? YEAH. I HAVE MY METHODS FOR MAKING IT GO AT THAT VELOCITY. MOSTLY INVOLVING THE SPACE KRACKEN. I TRANSPORTED THE SPACE KRACKEN HERE. OH, HERE IT IS NOW. OH, IT JUST TRANSPORTED DIMENTIO TO XACKTAR'S SAVE... AS ONE OF THE DUMB KERBALS THAT DIE EVERY DAY FROM SCIENCE. ONE POST LEFT... ONE POST UNTIL THE MOMENT. THE MOMENT OF TUBANESS. OH YEAH. I CALL THE GODMODDER TO WATCH ME EXECUTE BATTLE TECHNIQUE: BRASS TACKS ON INSERT_GENERIC_USERNAME. THIS ALSO DOES A THING TO THE GODMODDER. A THING GOOD FOR ME.
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ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 0/500 LIFE FORCE: 0/500 INSANITY: 0/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 0/1000 AQUA: 0/1000 TERRA: 0/1000 AER: 0/1000 ORDO: 0/1000 PERDITO: 0/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
Power vortex gate 31/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 12/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 4)
I attack Japhet with Malleo Dei!
Power vortex gate 32/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 13/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 5)
I attack Japhet with Malleo Dei!
Heh. Well, there's the Trickster vs. Grimdark war happening, but I think it's mostly for the Homestucks among us. Either way, you should probably attack Dimentio.
Speaking of which... I attempt to take every Spoil that hasn't been used for a while and use all of them (except the Prism) on Dimentio. All of them.
By the way Nimble... how can you expect to hit me... IF I AM NOT EVEN THERE? *hopped into fenestrated plane before the meteor hits* (by the way it was off course from the start) ;D Besides, that's only 1/3c. I can totally move that. Besides, how do you hope to avoid the explosion? Or impact cloud or whatever. That hardy seems to be an environment you can actually see me in.
Whatever. I use Hella Diceroll on you, then shoot the Dicestaction, the PGOctet, and a duplicated Faceless Eight into you.
SB&HJ 6/50x2
Giga Drill Break 6/15
Magic Cue Ball (Cue Ball /\/ Scratcher) 3/11
Spiral Sucker && Smash Ball 2/11
Miraj: 44/50
Debuffer: 44/50
+2 to Aegis, +2 from Aegis
I use the Magma Multiplier to hit all current PGs + Dimentio.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Potion of gravity O0O splash poison potion 2/3 Splash venom potion
I just want some frosting for my cake!
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 4/50, B: 4/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Lessons learned: 1) specify a player to try and get a response. 2) it's rather hard to get people to read this text.
pure heart 8/8: 1/3 +2 from. Aegis, 19 total
You can just summon some frosting, then.
The Magma Multiplier deals 10,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio and HMAS Serpent!
2/10 for the level 9 air bow
7/10 for the Yggdrasil staff
5/8 for the chaotic laser rifles
22/50 for Vulcanos
5/15 for charged attack
tricky twitches after TT2000 hits him on the head.
H̝̀̑̀̅̕͠ẹ̖̦ͮ̀̀ͮh̵͕̀ͨ᷉᷾̀.͆̀̇᷄̀̍͠ ͔̀᷈᷅̀᷉͞b̵̨͉̀̓̽̀iͮ̀͌͒᷅̀̌ģͮ̀͌᷇̀᷄ ̠͙᷿̀ͦ̀̕m̘̀̎̓̀͠͡i̷ͥ̀ͯ̀ͮ̕s̸᷊̀͐͗̀̀ṱ͉͉̼̀̅̀à̯̊͌́̀̿k̝᷊̦͗̀̅̀ḛ͎̀ͫͩ̀ͨ.̣̖̪̀᷇̀᷇
Tricky immediately begins spiraling a monochromatic rainbow.
Tricky has gone tricksterdark.
Piono looks at the clown, throws up his arms in disgust and walks away.
I should never have sent Phobos on such a long mission...
Tricky proceeds to bash TT2000 in the face with a tentacle lollisucker.
Tricky then gets smashed in the face by piono throwing a cure potion from an unknown fantasy game at his face.
Tricky loses his first action next round regardless of whether twin decides tricksterdark is funny and/or insane enough to be a thing.
Phobos wails on Tombsander with Diluvium.
Then... the field grows dark...
A shadow upon the very soul...
Or the heart.
A figure appears, Ansem.
He doesn't speak, but merely nods, then fades back into shadow.
After he leaves, his minions do the work.
A massive wave of heartless swarms over Dimentio, ripping him apart, trying to get at the darkest of all hearts.
5 Cultists fall defending Dimentio! 15,000 damage!
I make thousands of people around the world hate clowns/jesters. They then charge Dimentio.
I STAB DIMENTI() IN THE FACE WITH TITANFALL.
Two holes appear in the ground. From one rises 4 gigantic BLAZE RODS. They start spinning around the hole. Then, something appears in the center. A maroon colored GARGOYLE. His eyes closed, he keeps uttering something that sounds like DESTROY. Floating in the air, he enters the battlefield.
The person who crowned me king, GENERAL BLAZER, has entered!
General Blazer: [H]
Hp: 90,000
Blaze Rods: 30,000 each
Blazer can't take damage until 2 of the Blaze Rods are destroyed. The Blaze Rods also boost his power.
Special: BLAZE IT: IIIII
Out of the other one, armies after armies after armies of Magma Cubes pour out. They all crowd the battlefield. They all go into the center, where they all fuse together! The create the biggest Magma Cube anyone's ever seen! Nearly 128 blocks tall!
GENERAL MAGANTUAR has appeared!
General Magantuar: [H]
Hp: 200,000
Summons 4 random sized magma cubes every turn.
HP:
Baby: 100
Small: 250
Normal: 500
Big: 750
Large: 1,000
Huge: 2,000
Giga: 4,000
Massive: 8,000
Colossal: 10,000
Special: ABSORB OF THE CUBES: IIII
3 Cultists killed!
General Blazer added! General Magantuar added!
The Godmodder sighs and takes out the Red Tooth again...
I QUICKLY PULL OUT A CHAIRNADE, AND LOB IT AT LEONSTAR, INFLICTING BLEED AND DAMAGE!
I ALSO THROW A BLACK HOLE BOMB AT DIMENTO!
Suddenly, a loud buzzing is heard throughout the server...
"The Queen Bee has awoken!"
[AG] Queen Bee
HP: 50,000
Attacks:
Ram Combo: Hits one target for moderate damage.
Bee Launcher: Deals a small amount of damage to one target, and summons 5 Bees.
Stinger Cannon: Deals high damage and poisons the target. Three-Turn charge.
I noticed, I just have no idea it happened in character, but I do.
5/5 P Structure
The P Structure's watch tower melds with the castle making one large castle with towers in every corner and two built to form a southern gate, the turrets, now fully formed, are now 20 mm cannons that fire elementally themed rounds that change type every 20 bullets from flame/explosive to poison to electric to armor piercing to freezing to high density; the cannons fire rounds at the speed an assault rifle fire rounds. There is currently two turrets, one on the Southeast corner, one on the Northwest corner.They merely guard the castle from those with malevolent intentions toward it.
Castle of Wonder 1/5
3/20 WEITT
7/11 Lunacy
9/9 Quantum Octave
2/3 Elemental Orb: Fire
If I can do the same thing twice to duplicate an item I do Flame >o< = Elemental Orb: Fire (I forgot the name you gave it so I'm using this as a place holder)
else, I do Stone >o< = Elemental Orb: Earth
Finally ready to go back into the fray, I leave my construction bot to finish my plans and try to leave the invisible bubble surrounding my base.
Hours later, I wake up with no memory of ever building the base, confused, I walk back to where the Emerald arena was. I stand there considering my options and realize I have new things in my inventory (to my memory they are):
Sunspot
Irons in the Fire
Tome of Wayfaring Souls
Quantum Octave
Paradox Orb (original summoning item, not for alchemy)
I look at the Quantum Octave and a slow grin creeps across my face. I then visualize the battlefield, and teleport there, much to my surprise.
Wait, what? Did I just teleport?
I try to teleport again and succeed, I'm now in full view of Paradox Dimentio.
Yessssss, YESSSSSSS, I'm definitely using this. But first, that guy looks like trouble...
I roll the Quantum Octave at Paradox Dimentio.
You could just duplicate it, which would take 1 post. It created a Flame Elemental Orb, by the way.
QUANTUM OCTAVE: A set of eight jade D8 imbued with the power of quantum energy. They allow the user to bypass normal laws of physics, allowing for things such as teleportation.
Stone >o< = Earth Elemental Orb (Level 2: 1/3)
You roll.
3-6-5-3-7-3-4-6
A massive jade model of an atom materializes next to Paradox Dimentio. He is caught directly in between the electrons, which, thanks to quantum motion, exist very oddly in the material world. They travel so fast, and exist in nearly every spot at once, that he is furiously smashed by them! 15,000 damage!
I noticed what the monolith revealed, but im not sure how to react to it. Not to mention that my avatar did not enter the Tardis and thus couldnt know this.
Power vortex gate 33/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 13/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 6)
I attack Japhet with the Antipolar Autobow!
47/48 Attacking...
47/48 Attacking...
========== 94%
The air is so thick with moisture, it's hard to move...
3/4 Misc...
10/10x13 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
8/10 Poseidon's Culler
8/10 After Eight
10 post - Dat Fan! Mario has the infamous fan! For 3 turns, he hits 4 random entities for 3 sets of 3000 damage, and they can't use an action for that turn!
50/50 Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes + 1 fseftr
48/50 Enoch + 1 fseftr
Bombs For Blasting At You && Rotten Flesh && Mithril Ingot = ??? (3/?)
Turnways Flip OR Iron Sword AND Perditio Shard = ??? (3/?)
> R. K.: EGGSECUTE.
Robo-K4yne channels all his imagination-science. Now is ze time Herr Robot. We are going to summon Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes!
Too bad that Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes, is an imaginative friend. Like in, nonexistant in Robo-K4yne's head imaginative.
But that is not so bad. After all, Robo-K4yne is in pirate getup himself! He can do the part just as well!
He flies into space, channeling all his science to summon The Ark, a summon from Final Fantasy. Final Fantasy IX to be precise. The Ark uses it's trademark laser attack, hitting Dimentio and his stupid goons full force. And if that wasn't enough, R. K. uses his last strength to throw the Ark at Dimentio, warps behind him, and holds him in place, making sure he does not interfere with this 50-post charged attack!
"Behold! The power of SCIENCE SWASHBUCKLERY!!YO HO!"
I spread the Black Monolith's word to the corners of the world, causing diamond juggernauts slaughtering thousands of monsters to pass the word on to their initiates, causing them to leave the server.
Sword Damage: 110K/150K
Constructs: 2/3
I noticed just for consideration of your work. I have to do something other than aim horribly in TF2, rocket jumping over everything...
Most of the people who you say it to think you're lying... They've never heard of a Black Monolith!
Post III
I use FISHTECH at Japhet.
Last Drink 7/10
The Stinger 5/7
Telltale Die && Amethyst Eightfold
The Beldam 14/40
Skeletron 10/15
The Feline 14/35
TwinBuilder slaps the sylladex card out of your hand, and unfortunately it falls on the ground and vanishes. No crossover for you!
Indeed.
Paradox Dimentio uses Paradox Surge, killing the Captcharoid Doomsday Bot, Automagi Gauntlets, Construct Squad, all three players, and HMAS Serpent! All newly-summoned entities and the Trickster/Grimdark strifers are unaffected! The Dark Carnival Cultists deal 15,000 damage to both Generals! The Generals deal 8,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) deals 6,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio! Lord Doubtfire deals 5,000 damage to Queen Bee!
The Godmodder takes out the Red Tooth, and, in a scarlet flash, kills ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) and Lord Doubtfire, and deals 30,000 damage to both Generals! He then looks at Paradox Dimentio. He could kill him right here... But he decides not to. This is a fight for the other half to win. They started it, they should end it.
The strife continues, our first victors being decided.
The Nether sidequest continues. Since Tombsander was killed early on, the Pheonix's current incarnation was its last, so it was destroyed by the Paradox Surge! Once you respawn, you will advance to the last area! Get ready...
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: -916,500/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII Dark Carnival Cultists: 10,000/10,000. (x78.)
Huzzah. I can finally have somewhat decent rolls with my incredibly silly dice. My purpose is totally fulfilled. That being the case, I attempt to call off the Strife. This probably doesn't work, does it.
I attempt to make a victory pun. "Looks like Nimbleguy... SAW THE LIGHT." I don the Twin glasses (the pair I alchemized with the Designix.) "YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!" The pun is so terrible Dimentio takes damage. Or I just hit Dimentio with a full round of Sylladex-ejected alchemies. With Stack/Queue Modus. Picking up alchemies individually. With a single card for maximum firing speed.
I light the Mackerel Gamma pile on fire, reducing its numbers.
I attempt to summon (Head)Master Hand. Or I just toss a music box into the field to commemorate BitF's Grand Finale.
SB&HJ 7/50x2
Giga Drill Break 7/15
I attempt to alchemize a supercoin/coinctet.
Terezi's Coin && Fluorite Octet 1/??
Magic Cue Ball 4/11 Hmm. I'm kind of wondering how this affects the Deudly Magnum. I mean, it's functionally a 1-shot right now, but what if people go duplicating these? And if you disable cue ball duplication, that just makes it this really annoying ~4 turn Spoil powered by an alchemy slot. Unless it's a jUJu.
Cherubim Colossus 3/11
Timetables && Inventive Inventory || Rifle 1/?? Might as well bring this back.
Preview GMsARMOR, GMsArmor, GMSARMOR
I build a Soulbot for Ire in case he needs it.
... Dat post being chopped up.
V... Sorry. I'll stop now. :/ I was trying to find boundaries by trying to break them.
Post, dimentio stats forthcoming.
Also, Doofenshmirtz was firing at Dimentio, sorry, thought I'd stated that.
3/11 for Superosque, I was originally planning on having 1 level 5, 1 level 9, and 1 level 10 of each of the elemental alchemies, but I suppose as long as the level 10 is of the magic type I need, I don't really have any complaints.
8/10 for the Yggdrasil staff
6/8 for the chaotic laser rifles
23/50 for Vulcanos
6/15 for a charged attack
Phobos respawns.
Then, the ground rumbles...
Dimentio shrieks, as do the paradox cultists, he has died a death from tvtropia...
And suddenly, everything goes quiet...
And without so much as a whisper, the paradox energy is gone.
A loud clang is heard, and the investigators discover this:
Spoil of war:
Chaos heart
5 round recharge
deals massive damage to all entities within target area, but does not differentiate between friend and foe.
(hey twin, with the project binary storyline, could you reference the fact Earth was almost destroyed in there? That would definitely freak a lot of people out.)
piono heaves a sigh of relief.
Thank goodness that's over.
^ Aegis drained some of his stockpile to summon them. Also, why did you try to crossover if you could just majyyk up a pair of nunchucks normally?
Also, Twin, I get that people, like, never use Spoils, but I'm hoping to use mine... basically I'm asking for a Spoil update. I think I'm at a new use of the Staff next turn?
/null
Scribe's Wands, twin. If not, then I merely write it on Paradox Dimentio-With point-blank applications of the Card Suit Gun. What's its name again?
====End Clarification====
I use Clippy in a procedure to give Dimentio a tattoo-Specifically a Glyph of Electric Shock, using the fire portion of the so-cold-it-burns gun. I then shoot Dimentio and Clippy with the water mode of Four Elements. Here's hoping for seawater.
I once again drop the two Nether hostiles in a nice refreshing cold bath. Complete with bath salts...Oh wait, that was some snow from Black Snow I inadvertently put in the water-soluble capsule under high pressure! So sorry! *kaplooie*
I turn to Paradox Dimentio once again and fire at him with clubs. Juggle THOSE, hmm?
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I shoot the new bosses with the water element mode of The Four Elements!
I write a Glyph of Cold with the Scribe's Wands!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Power vortex gate 33/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 13/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 6)
I attack Japhet with the Antipolar Autobow!
INVENTORY
47/48 Attacking...
47/48 Attacking...
========== 94%
The air is so thick with moisture, it's hard to move...
3/4 Misc...
10/10x13 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
8/10 Poseidon's Culler
8/10 After Eight
10 post - Dat Fan! Mario has the infamous fan! For 3 turns, he hits 4 random entities for 3 sets of 3000 damage, and they can't use an action for that turn!
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
48/50 Enoch + 1 fseftr
Bombs For Blasting At You && Rotten Flesh && Mithril Ingot = ??? (3/?)
Turnways Flip OR Iron Sword AND Perditio Shard = ??? (3/?)
> R. K.: EGGSECUTE.
Robo-K4yne channels all his imagination-science. Now is ze time Herr Robot. We are going to summon Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes!
Too bad that Captain Robo-K4yne, Bane of the Seven Universes, is an imaginative friend. Like in, nonexistant in Robo-K4yne's head imaginative.
But that is not so bad. After all, Robo-K4yne is in pirate getup himself! He can do the part just as well!
He flies into space, channeling all his science to summon The Ark, a summon from Final Fantasy. Final Fantasy IX to be precise. The Ark uses it's trademark laser attack, hitting Dimentio and his stupid goons full force. And if that wasn't enough, R. K. uses his last strength to throw the Ark at Dimentio, warps behind him, and holds him in place, making sure he does not interfere with this 50-post charged attack!
"Behold! The power of SCIENCE SWASHBUCKLERY!!YO HO!"
...
R. K. helped fseftr twice beforehand.
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Oryx's Pact: 31/50
Not Just A Howitzer: 6/20
Halloween Surprise: 6/50
I spread the Black Monolith's word to the corners of the world, causing diamond juggernauts slaughtering thousands of monsters to pass the word on to their initiates, causing them to leave the server.
Sword Damage: 110K/150K
Constructs: 2/3
I noticed just for consideration of your work. I have to do something other than aim horribly in TF2, rocket jumping over everything...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
THX MIDDLE NOTE [!] : 21/50
Giant Everything: 21/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
Pumpkin Moon Medallion: 2/33
Yoshi forward-aerials Dimentio.
No, he is not. If you had read the original post, you would see he is at 21 HP. Just reading pages 1-3 won't really show you how the game is played. It's a lot different than it was back when I had first started it.
I'm gonna be able to post today, guys! Sorry I haven't able to recently. I warned you this would happen, though. I will try to update soon.
Sorry about the question, I thought it said 125/125.
It's alright.
18,000 damage to Nimbleguy! The Godmodder then kills them all with trumpet damage!
The Godmodder doesn't care about the Trickster/Grimdark conflict! He thinks it's superfluous...
Nimbleguy blinded! You attempt to use Chemotherapy, but cannot... It appears its incompleteness prevents you from using it.
You set up an offensive Anti-Dimentio Energy Shield around you!
You can't use other people's Spoils of War! You also can't interfere with other strifes... They're 1v1!
Unreal Air just floats into the sky... Yeah, it's not coming back. The sheer .jpeg of it all deals 5,000 damage to Nimbleguy.
Villager gains bunny ears!
THE TEMPEST: A massive crossbow forged from lightning and thunder. Possesses the powers of many different storms, such as hurricanes and blizzards.
The reason the last one went up two levels was because I realized that you were right; it should have gone up more than one level.
Dimentio uses Paradox Burst!
Project Binary looks up.
WELL. 1T 1S START1NG. 1 W0NDER WHERE B1LL 1S... HE SH0ULD HAVE ARR1VED A L0NG T1ME AG0.
Oh don't worry. We'll get back to him later.
125,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
You respawn!
Tricky is not grimdark! Once one of the other three grimdark players finishes their Strife, TT can face them.
Dimentio is quickly massacred by dead Cultists! The live ones fight back, but 10 of them die! Dimentio takes 10,000 damage as well!
GLITCHALLOY SPACESHIP CORE: A large mound of Glitchalloy forged in the form of a spaceship core.
You use the Silver Eye, but on what?
That's not how the Garage works! You take item A and item B, then combine them with the -c symbol, creating
A -c B = Output
And don't use Blue's Ship as an input! That's fseftr's alchemy! Don't tamper with it...
The Godmodder already got rid of the Megalodons!
God, these things are overpowered... The Tuba's raw power circumvents the blinding! 30,000 damage to insert_generic_username! (Including the Combat Operandi.) It's weakened because...
...of insert_generic_username! 10,000 damage!
Spiral Sucker && Smash Ball = Cherubim Colossus (Level 10: 1/11)
These aren't going to be Finale Operandi, by the way.
Nimbleguy's next attack fails! For real!
> insert_generic_username: COMBAT OPERANDI => SUNRISE
You rev up Daybreak and fire another massive shot with it at Nimbleguy! It begins to short out... You'll only get one more charge out of it, and then you'll have to rebuild it! The shot speeds towards Nimbleguy, who is defenseless, and collides with him! His grimdark aura disintegrates as he falls to the floor, beaten. Your trickster aura then solidifies and superimposes itself over your normal self! It then fades. You have gained complete mastery over trickster magics, yet are now as sane as your normal self!
The Tempest || Tornado = Superosque (Level 10: 1/11)
> Phobos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 PLAY 'EM OFF: POINT 'N' SHOOT
45,000 damage to Tombsander!
Doofenshmirtz's inators all fail to work properly! As he looks to adjust them, a weird beaver duck thing comes out of nowhere. Doofenshmirtz is startled.
"A platypus?"
The platypus puts on a secret-agent hat.
"PERRY the platypus?!"
Perry the Platypus promptly activates the self-destruct buttons on every inator, which fall towards Dimentio, who is caught in the resulting atomic explosion! 20,000 damage!
"Curse--er, wait, no, that actually HELPED me, so... Huh. Look at that. Thank you, Perry the Platypus!"
Vesperium Katana || Pen = Vesperium Inkblotter (20 Build Grist, 10 Shale, 7 Tar)
Pine Branch && Metal Rod = Steel Taigasmasher (15 Build Grist, 7 Shale, 7 Iron)
Laptop && Heap of Elf Will Smith Posters = Freshtop (10 Build Grist, 1 Amethyst)
Knitting Needles && Odd Tome = Aristotle's Twigs (5 Build Grist, 20 Shale, 3 Amethyst)
Vesperium Inkblotter && Inkwork Device = Vesperium Inklancer (30 Build Grist, 15 Shale, 10 Chalk)
Computer && Holographic Emitter = Holotop (3 Build Grist, 8 Chalk, 10 Mercury)
Ha, these are actually pretty cool.
The_Serpent takes the brunt of the mind honey attack, vaporizing her Trickster aura instantly! However, the attack backfires on you, causing none of your other attacks this turn to work either. Thankfully, you gain complete mastery of the grimdark forces without being corrupted by its influence. You will strife TT2000 next.
Thaumatorium && Nuclear Phage Canister && Voidmetal-Plated Arcane Bore = Nuclear Voidmetal Essentiadrill (Level 5: 1/6)
Alternian Psychic Grafter Engine && Eldritch Monolith Shard Lockseal = Monolith Grafter Lockengine (Level 5: 1/6)
Alchemy would help in modifying Imminently Deceased.
Dimentio is unfazed by flipping technology!
Clippy's powerful aura dispels your attacks!
TITANFALL: A long katana whose blade is infused with powerful void energy. It is navy in color.
5,000 damage to you!
10,000 damage to both!
It didn't make the jump. +10,000 HP!
9,000 damage to Irecreeper! Next attack against him crits!
All your guns deal 15,000 damage! The DIAMOND OGRE deals an additional 10,000 damage before exploding in a paradoxical explosion.
Japhet killed!
S.S. Greyscale -c Mecha-Eldritch Tentacle = Lovecraftian Deck (1/4)
Warbender && Falling Out && The Record Scratcher && Destabilized Entropium Fuel Cell = The Warheader (Level 14: 1/15)
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DUMPSTER DIVING
You decide to forgo convential weapon tactics and head into the nearest dumpster. You find the perfect ingredients to create the type of weapon you're looking for, and quickly construct a Beggar's Beggar's Bazooka! This incredibly crappy rocket launcher makes the Beggar's Bazooka look like a work of art. Yet it contains so much more firepower! You'd better make use of its few shots. You jump into the sky, and on your way back down, fire several rockets at Tombsander! They explode, destroying his body and spraying soulsand everywhere! Tombsander killed!
Clippy rejects it, sending the malware flying into Paradox Dimentio! 9,000 damage!
Only one Special Attack per post.
Meta Knight killed!
Bombs for Blasting at You && Rotten Flesh && Mithril Ingot = The Laughing Dead (Level 6: 1/7)
Turnways Flip || Iron Sword && Perditio Shard = The Steel Cracker (Level 6: 1/7)
You whack fseftr! His next attack will fail!
Square Dance && Bullet Hell = Love and War (Level 6: 1/7)
Next attack against you will deal halved damage!
Yeah... It was.
> The_Serpent: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 THEIST'S FOLLY - GODSLAYER
You rush over to the Captcharoid Doomsday Bot, holding Atheist's Grip in your hand! It crackles with the massive amounts of energy it has stored inside of it. You jump over the Bot, with your sword raised above your head in an apparent attempt to strike it, but then you PSYCHE and footstool jump off of it instead, soaring into the clouds! You look up and see images in them... A massive clawed red hand appears in one of them! It looks an awful lot like the one used in ManiacMasteR's attacks... You raise your sword and sever the hand off of its arm! It falls to the ground like a meteor, burning up in re-entry and impacting the Doomsday Bot! 10,000 damage!
Chaos Emerald /\/ Scratcher = White Gem (Level 1: 1/2)
Cultist killed!
Titanfall deals 10,000 damage!
+7,000 HP!
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => CHAIR-CRACKER
4,000 damage!
4-5-1-7-6-1-4-8
A giant cobalt mirror materializes over Paradox Dimentio, falling on top of him! He looks up and sees his own image distorted, reflected in the glass, showing him what a true despicable character he really is! Transfixed by the image, Dimentio stands still... And so does the mirror! His reflection then blinks, flies out of the glass pane, and slaps Dimentio, sending him skidding into a ravine! 12,000 damage!
How did you get that to 4/6? You just started it this turn...
The Godmodder waves.
~ATH SCRAPBOOK: A large black book emblazoned with the ~ATH logo, in white, on its cover. Various bloodstains of different colors are splattered around it.
Neural Displacer && Quantum Superpositioner && Rune of Infinity || Physics Textbook = Infinity Causality Textbook (Level 5: 1/6)
The Godmodder backflips and fires a bolt of energy at you before you can shoot him!
Next attack against you will deal half damage!
You fail!
13,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
Your strife is over! You died!
Japhet is dead!
Jaohet is dead!
You can't!
They're invincible; what would that accomplish?
You can just summon some frosting, then.
The Magma Multiplier deals 10,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio and HMAS Serpent!
5 Cultists fall defending Dimentio! 15,000 damage!
3 Cultists killed!
General Blazer added! General Magantuar added!
The Godmodder sighs and takes out the Red Tooth again...
3,500 damage! The Black Hole Bomb deals 8,000 damage!
Queen Bee added!
You could just duplicate it, which would take 1 post. It created a Flame Elemental Orb, by the way.
QUANTUM OCTAVE: A set of eight jade D8 imbued with the power of quantum energy. They allow the user to bypass normal laws of physics, allowing for things such as teleportation.
Stone >o< = Earth Elemental Orb (Level 2: 1/3)
You roll.
3-6-5-3-7-3-4-6
A massive jade model of an atom materializes next to Paradox Dimentio. He is caught directly in between the electrons, which, thanks to quantum motion, exist very oddly in the material world. They travel so fast, and exist in nearly every spot at once, that he is furiously smashed by them! 15,000 damage!
4 Cultists killed! 8,000 damage!
Paradox Dimentio killls them all shortly after.
Go on the Forge Database to find a list of (nearly) all alchemies.
Paradox Dimentio instantly rots the banana, causing you to slip and fall!
Harley Quinn, furious, deals 9,000 damage!
There are no new bosses!
Write a Glyph of Cold? On what?
Well, everyone knows it NOW... So it doesn't really matter.
Yeah... the fan is nerfed.
70,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
Most of the people who you say it to think you're lying... They've never heard of a Black Monolith!
Telltale Die && Amethyst Eightfold = Violent Violet (Level 12: 1/13)
You should keep track of it being charged yourself! Although I think it IS finished by now...
OBSIDIAN SWORD: A sword forged from obsidian.
Cultist killed!
Well...
Indeed.
Paradox Dimentio uses Paradox Surge, killing the Captcharoid Doomsday Bot, Automagi Gauntlets, Construct Squad, all three players, and HMAS Serpent! All newly-summoned entities and the Trickster/Grimdark strifers are unaffected! The Dark Carnival Cultists deal 15,000 damage to both Generals! The Generals deal 8,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) deals 6,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio! Lord Doubtfire deals 5,000 damage to Queen Bee!
The Godmodder takes out the Red Tooth, and, in a scarlet flash, kills ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) and Lord Doubtfire, and deals 30,000 damage to both Generals! He then looks at Paradox Dimentio. He could kill him right here... But he decides not to. This is a fight for the other half to win. They started it, they should end it.
The strife continues, our first victors being decided.
The Nether sidequest continues. Since Tombsander was killed early on, the Pheonix's current incarnation was its last, so it was destroyed by the Paradox Surge! Once you respawn, you will advance to the last area! Get ready...
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: -916,500/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII Dark Carnival Cultists: 10,000/10,000. (x78.)
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
General Blazer: [H] HP: 45,000/90,000. Blaze Rods: 30,000/30,000. (x2.) Blaze It: IIIII
General Magantuar: [H] HP: 155,000/200,000. Magma Cube M: 10,000/10,000. Magma Cube L: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Cube Absorption: IIII
Queen Bee: [AG] HP: 55,000/60,000. Stinger Cannon: III
Mario: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: III Mario Finale: IIII
Villager: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: III Timber: IIII
Meta Knight: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: III Galaxia Darkness: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 21/125. Killstreak: 35.
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Strife~
TheLordErelye: IN STRIFE
Nimbleguy: LOST
Leonstar0: IN STRIFE
Trickster Side:
insert_generic_username: WON
The_Serpent: LOST
pionoplayer: FREE
TT2000: IN STRIFE
Irecreeper: IN STRIFE
TheLordErelye: [PL] HP: 90,000/90,000. Grimdark.
vs.
TT2000: [PL] HP: 90,000/90,000. Trickster.
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Leonstar0: [PL] HP: 26,500/90,000. Grimdark.
vs.
Irecreeper: [PL] HP: 75,000/90,000. Trickster.
The Nether:
Fortress Hall~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 3: Iron Sword. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP / BATTLE CRY
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Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 7: Avatar. XP: 56,875/125,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER/LV. 10 - ABSOLUTION] / TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE/LV. 5 - GALE OF THORNS] / ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM / AVATAR STATE
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Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 5: Halfway's End. XP: 14,000/60,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO/LV. 5 - UPHOLSTERIZE] / CHAIR CRACKER
Combat Chest: ONE FLIP
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zerithos. [AG] Lv. 3: Seed's Seeker. XP: 500/35,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION /
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Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 2: Stockpiler. XP: 10,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: FORGE STOKER
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Talist: [AG] Lv. 5: Heart of the Wilds. XP: 2,400/60,000.
Tech Texts: EMERALD FIRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - YSERA'S ARC] / KILL COMMAND
Combat Chest: RENEWAL
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Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
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TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 11,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
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Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 6: Triangle Guy. XP: 15,987/75,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP] / BRASS TACKS
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR
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Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 4: Hostile Mind. XP: 20,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE] / DINNERTIME
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TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 7: High Roller. XP: 112,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD] / COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER] / OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS
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insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 5: Zillyhoo Warhero. XP: 58,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH] / HELLA DICEROLL
Combat Chest: SUNRISE
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NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 3: Fisherman. XP: 20,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH / BLACK INCHES
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Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
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Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 3: Yoshi Master. XP: 3,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW / GOOMBA STOMP
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Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
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Tabbune: [AG] HP: Lv. 2: Dimensional Mage. XP: 14,000/25,000.
Tech Texts: LIGHTNING CALL
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 8: Lapis Lord. XP: 163,000/200,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT/LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES
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The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 4: Unagi Watcher. XP: 33,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER] / UNAGI STORM
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K4yne: [PG] Lv. 5: Phoenix. XP: 9,650/60,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ/LV. 5 - GREASED LIGHTNING] / CUESTICK GENIUS
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 16,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
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The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 23,575/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
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engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 3: Grodbort's Protege. XP: 37,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING / NINJANEER
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pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 8: Armsmaster. XP: 56,500/200,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL]
HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE/LV. 10 - THE SUMMIT]
DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL/LV. 5 - ABSOLUTE ZERO/LV. 10 - TIMESTOPPER]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND
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ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 8: Netherender. XP: 84,100/200,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED/LV. 10 - ARES' AWAKENING]
BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE/LV. 5 - SUPER HOT/LV. 10 - EVERY DAY]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
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XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 7: Legislator. XP: 5,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS/LV. 10 - ROCKET MAN] / HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE] / LOWDOWN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - POLAR OPPOSITE]
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL / OBJECTION
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
I specified that I was NOT shooting the godmodder, but using the bullet as a melee weapon. Dangit Twin.
I attempt to claim the Broken Halo.
Black 11/11
Vehicle 4/4
Alchemy 4/?
RPLS-SH
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I attempt to make a victory pun. "Looks like Nimbleguy... SAW THE LIGHT." I don the Twin glasses (the pair I alchemized with the Designix.) "YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!" The pun is so terrible Dimentio takes damage. Or I just hit Dimentio with a full round of Sylladex-ejected alchemies. With Stack/Queue Modus. Picking up alchemies individually. With a single card for maximum firing speed.
I light the Mackerel Gamma pile on fire, reducing its numbers.
I attempt to summon (Head)Master Hand. Or I just toss a music box into the field to commemorate BitF's Grand Finale.
SB&HJ 7/50x2
Giga Drill Break 7/15
I attempt to alchemize a supercoin/coinctet.
Terezi's Coin && Fluorite Octet 1/??
Magic Cue Ball 4/11 Hmm. I'm kind of wondering how this affects the Deudly Magnum. I mean, it's functionally a 1-shot right now, but what if people go duplicating these? And if you disable cue ball duplication, that just makes it this really annoying ~4 turn Spoil powered by an alchemy slot. Unless it's a jUJu.
Cherubim Colossus 3/11
Timetables && Inventive Inventory || Rifle 1/?? Might as well bring this back.
Preview GMsARMOR, GMsArmor, GMSARMOR
I build a Soulbot for Ire in case he needs it.
... Dat post being chopped up.
V... Sorry. I'll stop now. :/ I was trying to find boundaries by trying to break them.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
EDIT: It is fine. Nothing to for me to overreact about.
/null
Also, Doofenshmirtz was firing at Dimentio, sorry, thought I'd stated that.
3/11 for Superosque, I was originally planning on having 1 level 5, 1 level 9, and 1 level 10 of each of the elemental alchemies, but I suppose as long as the level 10 is of the magic type I need, I don't really have any complaints.
8/10 for the Yggdrasil staff
6/8 for the chaotic laser rifles
23/50 for Vulcanos
6/15 for a charged attack
Phobos respawns.
Then, the ground rumbles...
Dimentio shrieks, as do the paradox cultists, he has died a death from tvtropia...
And suddenly, everything goes quiet...
And without so much as a whisper, the paradox energy is gone.
A loud clang is heard, and the investigators discover this:
Spoil of war:
Chaos heart
5 round recharge
deals massive damage to all entities within target area, but does not differentiate between friend and foe.
(hey twin, with the project binary storyline, could you reference the fact Earth was almost destroyed in there? That would definitely freak a lot of people out.)
piono heaves a sigh of relief.
Thank goodness that's over.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
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1(x2) to Talist
50/50 Attacking...
50/50 Attacking...
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The air is so thick with moisture, it's hard to move...
4/10
10/10x13 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
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9/10 Poseidon's Culler
9/10 After Eight
I Ubercharge the Villager
COMBAT OPERANDI - WAITING ON ALCHEMY
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Pumpkin Moon Medallion: 3/33
Yoshi down-aerials Dimentio.
(I also wonder where the Smashers came from.)
Also, Twin, I get that people, like, never use Spoils, but I'm hoping to use mine... basically I'm asking for a Spoil update. I think I'm at a new use of the Staff next turn?
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Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Those two summons. The Nether ones.
Scribe's Wands, twin. If not, then I merely write it on Paradox Dimentio-With point-blank applications of the Card Suit Gun. What's its name again?
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I use Clippy in a procedure to give Dimentio a tattoo-Specifically a Glyph of Electric Shock, using the fire portion of the so-cold-it-burns gun. I then shoot Dimentio and Clippy with the water mode of Four Elements. Here's hoping for seawater.
I once again drop the two Nether hostiles in a nice refreshing cold bath. Complete with bath salts...Oh wait, that was some snow from Black Snow I inadvertently put in the water-soluble capsule under high pressure! So sorry! *kaplooie*
I turn to Paradox Dimentio once again and fire at him with clubs. Juggle THOSE, hmm?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!