Multi-Powersuit 2/?
Hps: 120.000/120.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi+powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage of Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 35/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 16/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 8)
I attack a random AG with the antipolar autobow!
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Almost unexpectedly, after several hours of searching, I come face-to-face with Redeyes in the APAWA!
"So, I hear tell you managed to save that hunk-a-junk you're wearing from meltdown, and successfully carry out a reconnaissance mission to Earth itself. Congratz, you can live."
"Demon, you will-"
"Oh, shut up, I'm not gonna keep trying to take over your mind, and you can't kill me, that's never gonna work, let's talk like reasonable human beings."
"-die! ... Fine. What have you to say?"
"We switch bodies, this one I'm using doesn't have a native mind to get in the way, and that one does. Several of them, in fact. By agreeing, you get an uncontested body of your own, an experimental suit of thaumotechnical powered armor, and several powerful allies."
"And if I refuse? What then? I am wearing your own masterpiece of war."
{>GAHMD IS FULLY ARMED.}
"Then I hit you from orbit with enough kinetic energy to crack the planet, and take the armor for myself. It won't be damaged, it's far more durable than the pilot inside."
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=TURN TWO=
=[37 / 40]= The Necromancer
NOTE: Endeavor will not go through. AT ALL. (Hopefully.)
Considering the hp-halving from your trap card, that's 61,750 DAMAGE FROM A SINGLE ATTACK.
God knows what would happen if I summoned a few things that could drop themselves to 1HP and then use Endeavor, and if I could do that as well....
Even if Endeavor goes through, I believe you can't use multiple BATTLE TECHNIQUES at once. You'd deal the amount of damage from a regular technique.
Anyway...
I QUICKLY UNLOAD THE OTHER SIDE INTO MYSELF FOR THE HEALS.
I ALSO USE FALSE SWIPE ON DIMENTO!
I specified that I was NOT shooting the godmodder, but using the bullet as a melee weapon. Dangit Twin.
I attempt to claim the Broken Halo.
Black 11/11
Vehicle 4/4
Alchemy 4/?
RPLS-SH
Bluh. The Godmodder backflips and fires a bolt of energy at you before you can stab him!
You can't retroactively edit your post like that!
BLACK: A fuchisa trident wrapped in tentacles. Its points are as sharp as needles.
LOVECRAFTIAN DECK: A modified version of the S. S. Greyscale that resembles a pirate ship. On the mast is a large, metal tentacle controllable from the steering wheel. Weaponry is concealed inside of it.
Huzzah. I can finally have somewhat decent rolls with my incredibly silly dice. My purpose is totally fulfilled. That being the case, I attempt to call off the Strife. This probably doesn't work, does it.
I attempt to make a victory pun. "Looks like Nimbleguy... SAW THE LIGHT." I don the Twin glasses (the pair I alchemized with the Designix.) "YEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!" The pun is so terrible Dimentio takes damage. Or I just hit Dimentio with a full round of Sylladex-ejected alchemies. With Stack/Queue Modus. Picking up alchemies individually. With a single card for maximum firing speed.
I light the Mackerel Gamma pile on fire, reducing its numbers.
I attempt to summon (Head)Master Hand. Or I just toss a music box into the field to commemorate BitF's Grand Finale.
SB&HJ 7/50x2
Giga Drill Break 7/15
I attempt to alchemize a supercoin/coinctet.
Terezi's Coin && Fluorite Octet 1/??
Magic Cue Ball 4/11 Hmm. I'm kind of wondering how this affects the Deudly Magnum. I mean, it's functionally a 1-shot right now, but what if people go duplicating these? And if you disable cue ball duplication, that just makes it this really annoying ~4 turn Spoil powered by an alchemy slot. Unless it's a jUJu.
Cherubim Colossus 3/11
Timetables && Inventive Inventory || Rifle 1/?? Might as well bring this back.
Preview GMsARMOR, GMsArmor, GMSARMOR
I build a Soulbot for Ire in case he needs it.
... Dat post being chopped up.
V... Sorry. I'll stop now. :/ I was trying to find boundaries by trying to break them.
Post, dimentio stats forthcoming.
Also, Doofenshmirtz was firing at Dimentio, sorry, thought I'd stated that.
3/11 for Superosque, I was originally planning on having 1 level 5, 1 level 9, and 1 level 10 of each of the elemental alchemies, but I suppose as long as the level 10 is of the magic type I need, I don't really have any complaints.
8/10 for the Yggdrasil staff
6/8 for the chaotic laser rifles
23/50 for Vulcanos
6/15 for a charged attack
Phobos respawns.
Then, the ground rumbles...
Dimentio shrieks, as do the paradox cultists, he has died a death from tvtropia...
And suddenly, everything goes quiet...
And without so much as a whisper, the paradox energy is gone.
A loud clang is heard, and the investigators discover this:
Spoil of war:
Chaos heart
5 round recharge
deals massive damage to all entities within target area, but does not differentiate between friend and foe.
(hey twin, with the project binary storyline, could you reference the fact Earth was almost destroyed in there? That would definitely freak a lot of people out.)
piono heaves a sigh of relief.
Thank goodness that's over.
You respawn!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOAUGH--
Paradox Dimentio shudders and slowly fades.
Well... Looks like it's curtains...
Paradox Dimentio killed! All Dark Carnival Cultists killed! Since the DTG2 players did not kill him, he does not drop a Spoil of War.
I use Clippy in a procedure to give Dimentio a tattoo-Specifically a Glyph of Electric Shock, using the fire portion of the so-cold-it-burns gun. I then shoot Dimentio and Clippy with the water mode of Four Elements. Here's hoping for seawater.
I once again drop the two Nether hostiles in a nice refreshing cold bath. Complete with bath salts...Oh wait, that was some snow from Black Snow I inadvertently put in the water-soluble capsule under high pressure! So sorry! *kaplooie*
I turn to Paradox Dimentio once again and fire at him with clubs. Juggle THOSE, hmm?
4/11 for Superosque
9/10 for the Yggdrasil staff
7/8 for the chaotic laser rifles
24/50 for Vulcanos
7/15 for charged attack
Phobos waits for whatever is coming, forming a barrier of darkness around himself against attacks
Tricky flips back up, slightly confused at the continuity break caused by the paradox. piono glares at him, and Tricky just shrugs, then bounces away.
Piono turns around, rolls his shoulder, pulls out Ircucvci, then realizes that there are no clear targets on the field.
Meh, I should probably keep up practice though.
He uses combat operandi: Encore on General Blazer (combat operandi and battle techniques count towards xp right?)
He then turns to address Clippy.
Why the heck have you not died yet without breaking something important?
Next attack against Phobos will fail!
They DO, but the XP you gain is slightly lessened.
COMBAT OPERANDI: CROSSROADS. On the Neutrals and AG summons, and the players.
WITH TITANFALL IN HAND, I FINISH ()FF A RAND()M PLAYER.
G?????????: 1/50
I take the HHHH. It seems to suit me.
> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI - CROSSROADS
You expend the required Sacred Items.
The white X on the Battlefield left from your previous use of this attack glows, and then casts a column of light into the sky! The X expands into a diamond, and something is visible appearing from it! It's a massive, bleeding stump of a hand! It slowly rises into an arm, severed and cut! Massive pulses can be heard... The light turns into solid corrupted darkness. A whisper can be heard coming from the pit.
ahah... y0u sh0uld never make a deal with the devil, 0 l0rd. and here i was thinking y0u players were smart...
Another clawed hand rises as well, with a pulsating arm rising up soon after! This is as far as the thing got last time...
y0u r0bbed me 0f my true f0rm, y0u serpent... thanks t0 the visi0ns y0u saw in the cl0uds. y0u all think y0u can slay g0ds? we shall see ab0ut that... alth0ugh i cann0t rise as fully as i had intended... this can d0.
The arm lashes out and grabs the ground, pulling itself up... You can see a white inferno slowly materializing! The clouds are congregating around the crossroads, forming a storm... A ring is visible at the top of the inferno, of pure darkness! Something should be there, but there isn't... An absence of matter, almost.
n0w all we need is f0r the grey 0ne t0 add his piece t0 the summ0n... and i shall rise...
Its summon appears to be halted once more! But it isn't going back down like before... The entities skirt around the pit, looking uneasily at it.
Dibs on the Potion Supply. Also, maybe rebalance some Spoils? Or make earlier ones alchemizable? Nah. The latter still seems incredibly OP.
SB&HJ 8/50x2
Giga Drill Break 8/15
Terezi's Coin && Fluorite Octet 1/??
Magic Cue Ball 5/11
Cherubim Colossus 4/11
Clockwork Contraption for the third time: Electric Boogaloo 2/?? Might as well bring this back.
I attempt to roll my Combatdice again... 4-8-4-8-2-7-8-8. ... No, I didn't reroll that last one a ridiculous amount... I target Blazer, I guess.
You claim the Potion Supply!
I'll PROBABLY rebalance some spoils? We'll see.
A massive gumdrop squishes Blazer flat! 12,000 damage to a Blaze Rod!
I claim the Hivemind CPU, if I may. You were not very clear on the 'one spoil per player' bit. Does this count ones players owned before this?
Grimdarkness with total sanity feels so good. I use the my most powerful (currently usable) attack on TT. So, unless I am mistaken, everybody has to win or loose for the STRIFE to end. Why must I fight once more? Perhaps my sudden reemergence of rationality permits me to continue to have free will. Of course, it is likely I shall fall here. I have noticed the power of the Tricksters. If it were not for my remarkable skill in psychic and psionic ability, I would have lost. Probably.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Looking back, you think your sudden discovery of the arcane not only was detrimental to the session, but to your social standing as well. That tends to occur when you do not speak to anybody for as long as you did.
There is no reason to wait any longer. That, and I need to get the introduction phase done by this turn, so that I can get to the sort of Alterniabound bit of this.
>Future Kalare: Be Present (/Past) Araeva.
Your name is ARAEVA ATHERU. You tend to be the "explain-y" person of your little group. However introverted you say you are, (as you think you are the quiet music lover of the group) you are really not. Then again, you are not a complete extrovert.
You have a multitude of INTERESTS. These include ARTISTIC EXPRESSION, which you happen to be sort of good at, finding things to EXPLAIN in a satisfying manner, and TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS. You live closest to Virnul, as was stated much earlier. Rather, did. Perhaps you should check what point on the timeline you are.
Your chumhandle is apatheticConductor and you tend to speak without proper punctuation
What will you do?
Nothing, really. You have already entered the Medium, as has your server player. You have already murdered loads of imps and alchemized up some weapons. These imps are getting dangerous. You suppose that is what happens when they are winged, flame-spewing, seven-eyed, ghostly, ninja imps. It is quite funny Kalare has to deal with her. You do not think he has said much to her since a series of near-fatal accidents in the field of Fatal Live-Action Roleplaying. Probably because she almost seared his eyes out indirectly. Speaking of that, it does not seem like Kalare has spoken to anybody for what seems like multiple enquier. You are getting off-topic. You hate it when you do that. You suppose you should change perspective again to complete the intro.
>Araeva: Be mysterious person nobody has mentioned up to this point in the story.
You claim the Hivemind CPU!
What I meant was that you could only claim one Spoil from this sale. This doesn't count ones owned before this.
There's an unequal amount of Tricksters and Grimdarks. Someone would have had to fight twice...
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 THE PEN - WORD OF GOD
You raise the Scribe's Wands, golden ink flowing from them! It forms a ring around TT2000, which suspends him floating in midair! Locked in place, you aggress him with the Wands, forming all sorts of terrifying golden beasts that lash out at him! It then forms a giant golden halberd, which you use to break the ring, sending TT flying to the ground. 20,000 damage!
Twin, the name of my current rank on the Echeladder is probably a lot better than you realize...
/null
2/5 Castle of Wonder
3/20 WEITT
7/11 Lunacy
2/3 Earth Elemental Orb
3/3 Flame Elemental Orb
1/1 Flame Elemental Orb (Copy)
if I can:
Flame Elemental Orb (copy) >fine
if I can do another:
Water >o< = Water Elemental Orb
I turn on General Blazer and teleport behind him, then I teleport onto his face. I am completely unaffected by the heat, as are my clothes. I then teleport onto the back of his neck and use Magiruption, if I can, I use the Sunspot to do so.
EDIT: I would like the Potion Supply please! Double Edit: Nevermind
3x Indecision Combo! I'll take the Rapidfire bow instead if I can.
FLAME ELEMENTAL ORB: An orb full of the essence of fire.
You also make a copy.
Water >o< = Water Elemental Orb (Level 2: 1/3)
> zerithos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => MAGIRUPTION
You teleport onto the back of General Blazer's neck and turn your hand into a fist! A glowing aura of quantum energy materializes over it, which forms a cone of energy, and then a massive inferno! Blazer is bathed in its quantum power, which is stronger than his own natural fire! 7,500 damage!
I'll take the Headtaker or the Processor. Flipping a coin, and... AND... HEADTAKER.
I Unagi Storm Queen Bee. I respawn.
More Wither Skeletons arrive, 6 of them. At least one needs to be alive at the end to win. We enter THE VAULT. Awaiting us are several mobs of each type (not nearly as many. 15 a type.) There is also the FINAL BOSS. RAGE.
RAGE is an incarnation of the Red Dragon itself, pretty much a god. Which we somehow easily killed. Well then. Regardless, this creature, despite not being the dragon itself, has a monstrous 475,000 HP and high regen. It is immune to status and stat debuffs. Behind it sits the WALL OF THORNS, not an actual boss, but needing to be killed for the sidequest. It has 4 million HP, and does 1000 damage a turn. It regens 3 million HP a turn if the boss is alive, but only regens 20,000 a turn afterwards. Why such precautions? Why such a monster?
Perhaps to guard a force greater even than itself.
The HHHH was already claimed! You claim the Molten Processor!
You respawn!
> The_Serpent: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => UNAGI STORM
You levy the fee of some Spondulicks. 7,500 damage!
You enter the final area of the Sidequest, the Vault!
You only killed the Red Dragon easily because you only killed one of its many forms... It's impossible to kill something that exists everywhere at once.
Could I maybe trade in both of my current spoils for the potion supply? I feel as though that would suit me the best, or rather, Wilson.
/currentlyNullButHopefullyIWillFillItInOnceIHavetheTime
Sadly, no. And the Potion Supply was already claimed! Its potions aren't usable in brewing, anyways.
POST 1;
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 11/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 10/11) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
WHAT. WHA--sakhuds OAIOSDJ ugh...
Ow. Everything hurts. I claim the Hivemind CPU, if I can keep my previous spoil. And - Level 6: TRIANGLE GUY! I do Quantum Conch Thruster && Twilight Tank Chassis. Also, yes, I could help with your beekeeping Erelye. But it is finally ready... I apply TUBA UPGRADE: ERELYESOUL. The final upgrade... notice it's 10 turn charge time. I execute Battle Technique: Brass Tacks on the Godmodder. Oh yeah, I ask the Godmodder is he is scared of Tubas. The Tubas suddenly rise in the air after the upgrade... they flash a multitude of colors. A giant image of a lock flows into them, locking any further upgrades... unless a special event happens. And... saw the light? I channel some pure void to counteract that terrible pun. I know it won't do anything... but yeah. I would recommend entering the Voidwalker as soon as you can. We need to save Eglarbroad.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 50/1000 AQUA: 50/1000 TERRA: 50/1000 AER: 50/1000 ORDO: 50/1000 PERDITO: 50/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Erelysouled Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR, ERELYESOUL FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: I PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: I EMP: I METEOR SHOWER: I ERELYESOUL: IIIIIIIIII
The CPU was already claimed!
Quantum Conch Thruster && Twilight Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis + Thruster (Level 10: 1/11)
You know, it would be MUCH easier to do Quantum Conch Thruster -c Twilight Tank Chassis.
TUBA UPGRADE - ERELYESOUL: The final upgrade to Nimbleguy's Tubas. Imbued with the essence of an alternate TheLordErelye.
Your Tubas are now one millimeter away from breaking the OP Scale! The Godmodder can't technically complain about that...
> Nimbleguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BRASS TACKS
You levy the fee of 3000 spondulicks and summon a trifecta of mystical warriors, the great masters of brass, Buttermilk Stubbs, Ramblin' Jackson, and Molasses Fatts! They're all blind as a bat, and full of **** and vinegar. The trio gets down to business. The horn-based onslaught makes the Godmodder a bit shocked, but nonetheless, he quickly dodges his way through them all, occassionaly stopping to snap an instrument in half! The trio is shocked, and quickly subdued.
I flash-step up to TT, and give him a painful dose of Nightmare Fuel and Gaze of Nyogtha. Afterwards, I flash-step away with a swish of a cloak. I am now right above the Voidwalker. There, I apply a redstone signal.
Yes, I would appreciate aid in beekeeping. I need to create Apiculture Networks, and Thaumaturgy seems to hold the secrets to the best tools to do so.
You cannot be this mysterious person because the mysterious person is currently traveling through time to the near future. Try the other one.
Your name is ETERNE VLZUTU. You are the heir of the imperial half of the Elven government. As is common with the royalty, you are in a perpetual state of anger, and love violence. This led to a great deal of accidents with your friends. One of such includes a near-fatal FLARP accident that nearly blinded Kalare for life. (Un)Luckily, he realized what was happening and got out of the way. That tends to happen when you attempt to force somebody to stare at the blue-giant star that fuels all life on the planet, and the three moons orbiting it.
You enjoy a plethora of things. Some include PLOTTING THE REVENGE AND EVENTUAL DEATH OF ALL WHO OPPOSE YOU, FLARPING, and looking down on the moon CARNISCA, which you royals have the pleasure of inhabiting, unlike all your scrub friends down on the planet. Well, what is left. Odd red symbols have been appearing and summoning gigantic meteors. These have been destroying most of elven civilization. You DO NOT CARE, THOUGH. Oh waitthereisagiantmeteorheadingforthemoons- Lousy server players. What the hell is he doing? What could he possibly be doing that is more important than keeping you alive? Nothing.
What will you do?
You look up, and realize that the machinery need to enter the Medium is on an upper balcony. It has been there for a long time.
Uh... hm. I'd attempt to make a Grimmiter, but that's clearly out of my domain right now. Seeing as I'm Trickster and all. Also, sorry to anyone who was annoyed by all that.
Ire, quick, claim a Spoil! They're going out fast! ...ish.
/null (I should really kick this habit)
OH GOD MY HEAD-
Oh, nice. The decay has stopped...
...although my body is a wreck.
Welp may as well become an Ariadiabo-, erm, Irebot.
Ow. (5,000 decay damage.)
I QUICKLY CAST CHAIRSTORM LVL 2 ON LEONSTAR, AND THEN THROW A BUNCH OF SHARKS INTO THE TORNADO!
I THEN ALSO USE THE SACRED POOLBALLS.
The Queen Bee will use Bee Launcher on General Blazer.
The FELT MEMBER will attack General Blazer, unless Stitch is summoned. Stitch will heal The Queen Bee.
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 48/50 +1 self
Endeavor: 20/20
iii: 11/50 +1 self +1 from Nimble
v: 6/50 +1 self +1 from Erelye
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar0: I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD: MIRROR SHADE!
I pay half my remaining life.
Bombs for Blasting at You && Rotten Flesh && Mithril Ingot = The Laughing Dead (Level 6: 4/7)
Turnways Flip || Iron Sword && Perditio Shard = The Steel Cracker (Level 6: 4/7)
I demand you put a Player Entity on fire. Because neither Mario nor Meta Knight nor the Villager were when killed by Paradox Dimentio. I specified that a player is put on fire with a lazer and just saying "They are invincible." Just does not cut it.
From now on PL entities sould be specified when attacked as "[PL] Entities" to avert such occurences in the future. I also grab a random Spoil of War, because Maniac and Serpent are already beating each other up over the only spoil of war i wanted.
> R. K.: Whacks a random entity not aligned with PG with an oversized mallet.
I help fseftr twice.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Charge: III 33%
MMMPH: IIIIIIIII 0%
...*looks back*...
Wow. I thought you meant a player player, not a player entity. You should probably just say you attack a [PL]... Yeah.
You claim the Broken Halo!
First off, you burn Mario, dealing 6,000 damage!
Then, you whack the Queen Bee with the mallet, dealing 5,000 damage!
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 49/50 +1 self
Endeavor: 20/20 EXPENDED
iii: 12/50 +1 self
v: 7/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Leonstar0: 20/20 EXPENDED! ENDEAVOR
Endeavor causes the target's HP to equal the user's current HP. It will deduct the difference from the target's HP. This move will fail if the user has more HP left than the target. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Endeavor_(move)
I target Irecreeper!
(I should be on 13,250 health after I activated Mirror Shade.)
As the time dilation shield begins to fail, its components unraveling, I turn the focused wave of flame still suspended within toward Dimentio, constructing two temporary mystic lenses between us.
The wave of energy surges forward, released from time stasis and is further focused by the lenses into a thin beam of pure destruction before impacting Dimentio.
Dimentio is dead; you target General Blazer, destroying a Blaze Rod!
vi: 50/50 NEXT TURN
i: 50/50 NEXT TURN
ii: 50/50 NEXT TURN
iii: 13/50 +1 self
v: 8/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
I EXPEND 3 HOLY MACKEREL GAMMAS
3 x 100 x 100 = 30, 000 HOLY MACKERELS LEONSTAR0: FISHTECH: LV. 901 FISHTECH => AHAB'S CROSSHAIRS LEONSTAR0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 SQUARE DANCE LEONSTAR0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DINNER TIME
I target Irecreeper.
If he is still 'alive' after all that, I flip the fudge out.
3x COMBO
CROSS-FRANCHISE
Leonstar1: Take the Captchalogue Core from the destroyed Doombot
(Twin I Should of stated this but Ablity Alchmiser was meant to be instant, ah well. I'll still attempt to complete it)
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 38 -3 for use.
You can't use more than one Special Attack per turn! So you just use...
Id like one of these three.
The processor sounds like a power house and fits my avatars style, the Broken halo just perfectly synergies with Chaos Controll: Super attack for 2 turns + minicrits for 3 turns = so much win and the hivemind cpu fits the style aswell.
Multi-Powersuit 1/?
Hps: 120.000/120.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi+powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage of Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 34/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 15/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 7)
I drop a flying island on Paradox Dimento and whack at it with the Malleo Dei while it falls down, turning some of it into Bombs, bullets, spikes and a lot of other nasty stuff!
FINALLY! STRIFE TIME! Of course, now I have to use original attacks...I take out the CHRISTMAS TREE OF GIGANTICNESS and smash Lorderyle with it many, many times!
Post IIII take a chomp off the Swiss Turnsword.I then spit some sharp reinforced obsidian bones at General Blazer.Last Drink 8/10The Stinger 6/7Swiss Turnsword N ScratcherThe Beldam 15/40Skeletron 11/15The Feline 15/35I have a Much better idea for the Spoils of War than just straight out giving them away: Strife! When this Trickster vs Grimdark strife ends, an amount of Arenas are going to appear, each one after that the previous one's Challenger is dead. When you defeat a Challenger you get it's Spoil of War. The Champions can use their Spoils normally Broken Halo:
Arena: Dishonoured Temple
Champion: Dishonoured Knight: A humanoid in a broken, Meta Knight-like suit of armor. Its shattered mask reveals a single big eye. More to come...
Haven't I told you already to stop putting the "Post III" in center text? It's bugging out the editor.
You eat the Swiss Turnsword! 8,500 damage to General Blazer's Blaze Rod!
That seems a bit too much. The Spoils were already earned; I don't see why they should be earned twice. And also, I outlawd zones a while ago. Lastly, we're reaching a point where all the current sidequests are going to be wrapped up and the endgame will take place, so I don't think we should make more of them.
Bombs for Blasting at You && Rotten Flesh && Mithril Ingot = The Laughing Dead (Level 6: 5/7)
Turnways Flip || Iron Sword && Perditio Shard = The Steel Cracker (Level 6: 5/7)
Out of the blue, Enoch, also known as the Director, falls from the sky, shaking the entire battlefield because of his massive physique. He steadies himself, towering over the battlefield. Fear the apostle of darkness!
Enoch [PG] HP: 100.000 Meatshield: 50
Enoch, the guardian of Zone 3, has entered the battlefield! Just like his appearance in OFF, he is invincible for now and you have to tire him out by attacking him first before he really takes damage. He has to be hit by 50 individual attacks. And no, you can't just say you attack him with 50 attacks in one post. You can only lower his Meatshield once every post. You all have 3 posts per turn, so if you do your math and everyone helps, it should be down soon. Will you get a raise or will you be razed?
I guess I might as well do my final post.
SB&HJ 9/50x2
Giga Drill Break 9/15
Terezi's Coin && Fluorite Octet 3/??
Magic Cue Ball 6/11
Cherubim Colossus 5/11
Clockwork Contraption 3/??
I attempt to take the Chaos Heart. Sneakily. Since it's unclaimed and all. Unless piono has it. :/
I also resign myself to STRIFE with Leonstar. I begin by shooting him with Dicespheres out of a Deudly Magnum(or Zillydeud Magnum.) I finally use Sunrise again. >:| Why is it that the two Grimdark players I fought both had this ridiculous reliance on a single alchemy? Nimble's Tubas and Leon's Mackerels. Seriously. I light his tragically misplaced stockpile of Mackerel Gammas on fire again, burning a SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT of them to ashes. I then take the ash and fling it into his eyes.
You can't claim it! Paradox Dimentio was killed in TvTropes.
Research 50/50! (+1 from Leon)
Infinity Causality Textbook 4/6
Nuclear Voidmetal Essentiadrill 5/6
Monolith Grafter Lockengine 5/6
+1 to Leon x2.
50/50!
If synapses can - Ah. Stasis is the answer. I close my Thaumonomicon, which was on the page titled "Neural Stasis in Relation to Restabilization of Mental Faculties". Do you see where I am going? Just allow me to craft a wand focus... here. I affix it to the Hazel Wand, and activate it, firing at TT. Neural stasis. His brain temporarily ceases function. It shall be restored upon his Trickster state of thought degenerating into a standard brain. If there is any resistance, I trap TT in Temporal Stasis. Of course, the only way to achieve this state of mind necessary to heal a Trickster is through obscene amounts of physical and mental pain. This occurs.
New research is now available... Neural Deactivation 1/50. And, I suppose some Aura Manipulation 1/20 as well.
EDIT: Twin, is it possible to do a -c with more than 2 ingredients?
You cannot be Kalare, because Kalare is currently too stressed out about the current prospect of having to face the Black King. You can watch, and still give commands, I suppose. You are not in any control over my memories anyway. As such, I suppose you can be.
You are once more Kalare Erelye.
This is it. Your team has spent at least six hundred fifty hours fighting, dueling, and generally being a bunch of idiots for this. (Yes, I jumped ahead in time. Most of it shall be implied in the next parts.) Well, most of you. You have not heard anything from Navela since the start of the session, in fact. You grip your (Twin, please name this for me. It is ((Aristotle's Twig && Mixed Infused Shard Cluster (from Thaumcraft)) && Phoenix Feather) && Mind Honey.) tightly, and prepare to give a speech to your friends.
Walking out of the lower part of the Skaian bunker to the sort of makeshift "locker room" for this mission, you glance at the others. They all look incredibly tense right now. You are too, as the fate of the cosmic progeny of your universe rests in your hands. As you reach them, they all turn to face you. Let us see whether or not this raises morale.
Listen up, everybody. I'm only going to say this once. The fate of our race and our universe rests in the success of this fight. Kill the Black King, at any costs. I don't want to die knowing we failed. So, I guess the one thing you need to keep in mind is 'don't die.' Okay? Good luck, everybody. I guess its time we get out there.
You think that was short and uninspiring. Whatever. You take a deep breath, open the bunker up, and climb out, to a word of chaos. So many Dersites... Oh my.
>FINAL STRIFE!
Yeah... The only reason you won so easily in your strife was because you pretty much only used charges. The attack deals 30,000 damage to TT, but his Trickster mind fights back, causing the attack to backfire! You take no damage, but he is free...
Multi-Powersuit 2/?
Hps: 120.000/120.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi+powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage of Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 35/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 16/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 8)
I attack a random AG with the antipolar autobow!
Almost unexpectedly, after several hours of searching, I come face-to-face with Redeyes in the APAWA!
"So, I hear tell you managed to save that hunk-a-junk you're wearing from meltdown, and successfully carry out a reconnaissance mission to Earth itself. Congratz, you can live."
"Demon, you will-"
"Oh, shut up, I'm not gonna keep trying to take over your mind, and you can't kill me, that's never gonna work, let's talk like reasonable human beings."
"-die! ... Fine. What have you to say?"
"We switch bodies, this one I'm using doesn't have a native mind to get in the way, and that one does. Several of them, in fact. By agreeing, you get an uncontested body of your own, an experimental suit of thaumotechnical powered armor, and several powerful allies."
"And if I refuse? What then? I am wearing your own masterpiece of war."
{>GAHMD IS FULLY ARMED.}
"Then I hit you from orbit with enough kinetic energy to crack the planet, and take the armor for myself. It won't be damaged, it's far more durable than the pilot inside."
NOTE: Endeavor will not go through. AT ALL. (Hopefully.)
Considering the hp-halving from your trap card, that's 61,750 DAMAGE FROM A SINGLE ATTACK.
God knows what would happen if I summoned a few things that could drop themselves to 1HP and then use Endeavor, and if I could do that as well....
Even if Endeavor goes through, I believe you can't use multiple BATTLE TECHNIQUES at once. You'd deal the amount of damage from a regular technique.
Anyway...
I QUICKLY UNLOAD THE OTHER SIDE INTO MYSELF FOR THE HEALS.I ALSO USE FALSE SWIPE ON DIMENTO!
I CHUG A HEALING POTION!
I ALSO DROP FIFTY ZILLYBOMBS ON THE GODMODDER!
+5,000 HP!
The Godmodder counters with fifty grimnukes!
As everyone rushes up to attack each other, they once again notice the thing coming out of the Crossroads! The Godmodder flashsteps over to the edge of the pit and looks down at it... He wonders what it could be! Whatever it is, it seems to be kept at bay by some... thing. The Godmodder contemplates it, but is then pushed away from the pit by a large tentacle!
Get out of the way. I'll handle this.
The Godmodder recovers! "OPERATOR! What are you doing?!" HE turns to glare at the Godmodder.
It's high time I added my contribution to the war. I did say I would use my Faceless Eight again, didn't I?
He takes out the Faceless Eight and rolls.
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
...Again?
The dice form a perfect circle around the pit and the demon, grey lightning crackling between them! A dome shines over the demon, which then shatters thanks to a powerful bolt of energy from the dice! All is silent... A whisper can be heard.
i rise 0nce m0re... thank y0u, grey 0ne... n0w, players... prepare t0 bec0me as meaningless as the f0rbidden number...
zer0.
It then hits you how this thing seems... familiar. Red appendages, a white inferno... even a broken halo. Or a halo that isn't there at all. The dome keeping it at bay gone, the creature rises out of the pit, and you can finally get a good look at it.
It is a massive white orb that seems to be formed of solid smoke. Atop it is a void of matter resembling a halo. At its bottom, a white funnel appears, with red eyes and spikes peeking out from it. On the left side of the creature, a massive red arm is visible, which, as you look, severs itself, blood spraying everywhere, as it forms a crystalline wing. On its right side, the decaying stump of an arm forms the base for another wing, but this one is broken... A good chunk of the creature's "body" is cut away, revealing dark red matter and glowing yellow midsections, which all lead up to a pale white orb resting inside of the creature...its insides. Lastly, directly in front of you is a red oval, which you quickly realize is a gaping eye socket. A massive scar resides over it. It opens up, and rows of jagged teeth appear. It emits a guttural roar.
It is only then that you realize.
All Kirby bosses have a soul form.
One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul appears!
No entities attack due to the events. The Godmodder takes 2 damage thanks to Paradox Dimentio's death!
How to Play:
It looks like this version of 1WAK lacks its previous version's weak spot! You'll have to find another way to defeat it! Perhaps its mouth could be important?
SNIPE!
SB&HJ 10/50x2
Giga Drill Break 10/15
Teal Octet 4/9
Magic Cue Ball 7/11
Cherubim Colossus 6/11
(Clockwork Contraption (Timetables && Inventive Inventory || Rifle) (1/??) D: Postponed)
(Catenative Lollypopper (4/9) Forgotten (sorry))
Grr... Leon's still trying to cheese his Mackerels. I BURN HIS STOCKPILE TO THE GROUND.
Or I deal irony damage to it by tossing (Rose >=Alchmeemiter=<) into it, causing it a x2 GLITCH COMBOB which utterly devastates its INTEGRITY.
Or I take eight Tu8as, put my combatdice in them, and blow them so hard the dice go flipping out. They promptly stop, hover, and display 8 8s. They then cast a CURSE OF TUBA on the Battlefield, permanently weakening any attacks using Holy Mackerels or large amounts of Holy Mackerels. ]:<
Twin, can I trade the Supply with Talist for Lil' Cal? It's a totally equal trade for both of us in terms of sentimental value. I'm a Trickster and a Homestuck, and Wilson's an alchemist or something(I'm not sure.) Pweeaase?
Ah, but the Master Hand Richard mind-controlled is actually Matthew Taranto, Author(Writer? Creator?) of BitF! He promptly leaves to go upload the finale music comic/video. Or rather, he just did as of when you post. Don't complain, I explicitly mentioned BitF. If you read it, you would know.
You know, I'm kind of glad I never give away my retroactive editing. Instead I'm exactly as graceful as a manatee trying to do a backflip.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
(You know Generic that I keep my mackerels in my inventory. Also, the mackerels aren't specific to me, they are just a level 10 alchemy, I just have a lot of them. You can have one if you want...)
vi: 50/50 EXPENDED
i: 50/50 EXPENDED
ii: 50/50 EXPENDED
iii: 13/50 +1 self
v: 8/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Damm it! If I knew it wouldn't have worked I wouldn't have holded back so much... ah well, I guess this can't be helped.
(And twin, I explained the effects of both abilities before hand in the PM I sent a week ago, so there was plenty of time to respond then :/)
50/50 EXPENDED
50/50 EXPENDED
50/50 EXPENDED
40 Holy Mackerels Expended = 40 x 100 x 100 = 400,000
...
I take out the table leg, and stuff it full of holy mackerels.
I then super charge every single holy mackerel with grimdark energy and channeling Darnalucus might, I fire at Irecreeper.
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 1 -40 for use.
Seriously Leon and Nimble. FREAKING MACKERELS. FREAKING TUBAS. I HAVE A MIND TO BURN YOUR MOTHERGORILLAING ALCHEMIES TO THE GROUND. But I won't. OR WILL I????????
/nullthreat
I get some ammo from the Four Suits gun. What does each do again?
I captchalogue them onto four separate cards-10 per each.
10 of Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs, and Spades created.
I launch one heart at the thingamajig that needs to be worn down before taking damage.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Oh, and RAGE has two special attacks. The first one, Wrath of the God, takes three charges and will instakill a player and stop them from respawning for the next turn. The second, Armageddon, takes seven charges and kills things.
iii: 13/50 +1 self
v: 8/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Welp! One of us won this turn, it might be me if I have used enough power in my last attack to kill you. But it's leaning towards you.
GG Irecreeper!
If we are both still alive somehow, I roll the Octave of Sin at Irecreeper. Who if I remember had a void of light, so lets see how lucky Irecreeper really is.
EDIT: Oh God... my post count... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
I aeiou in the godmodder's face.
1/50
As I Said this is crazy
So im opening up A Txt file and writing some code into it...
Hps: 120.000/120.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi+powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage of Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 35/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 16/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 8)
I attack a random AG with the antipolar autobow!
INVENTORY
"So, I hear tell you managed to save that hunk-a-junk you're wearing from meltdown, and successfully carry out a reconnaissance mission to Earth itself. Congratz, you can live."
"Demon, you will-"
"Oh, shut up, I'm not gonna keep trying to take over your mind, and you can't kill me, that's never gonna work, let's talk like reasonable human beings."
"-die! ... Fine. What have you to say?"
"We switch bodies, this one I'm using doesn't have a native mind to get in the way, and that one does. Several of them, in fact. By agreeing, you get an uncontested body of your own, an experimental suit of thaumotechnical powered armor, and several powerful allies."
"And if I refuse? What then? I am wearing your own masterpiece of war."
{>GAHMD IS FULLY ARMED.}
"Then I hit you from orbit with enough kinetic energy to crack the planet, and take the armor for myself. It won't be damaged, it's far more durable than the pilot inside."
"I... See. Fine. Give me a moment."
Lovecraftian Deck -c Voidmetal-Adminium Composite Armor 1/4
Well, given that leaving the Record Scratcher in there made my next alchemy impossibru, I instead...
Falling Out AND Warbender 1/?
RPLS-SH 12/50 {Erelye +1}
+1 to Erelye and Piono!
I roll the Cthonic Octave!
I fire the White Dwarf into the sky, watching the rounds fall in strangely precise patterns upon the Battlefield!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
HMAS Ship: 16/50
Vengeance: 29/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Ion Cannon 0/2
Blue: Use planet cracker on Queen Bee
Fseftr: Attack
I ALS() ATTACK QUEEN BEE WITH TITANFALL, CAUSE WHY N()T.
G?????????: 3/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=[37 / 40]= The Necromancer
NOTE: Endeavor will not go through. AT ALL. (Hopefully.)
Considering the hp-halving from your trap card, that's 61,750 DAMAGE FROM A SINGLE ATTACK.
God knows what would happen if I summoned a few things that could drop themselves to 1HP and then use Endeavor, and if I could do that as well....
Even if Endeavor goes through, I believe you can't use multiple BATTLE TECHNIQUES at once. You'd deal the amount of damage from a regular technique.
Anyway...
I QUICKLY UNLOAD THE OTHER SIDE INTO MYSELF FOR THE HEALS.
I ALSO USE FALSE SWIPE ON DIMENTO!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
1/50 Misc...
1/50 Upgrade...
50/50 Attacking...
50/50 Attacking...
========== 100%
The air is so thick with moisture, it's hard to move...
6/10
10/10x13 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
10/10 Poseidon's Culler < FINE
10/10 After Eight AND Shadowcast Silver Circlet AND Earth Magic Rune = Pitch Black
COMBAT OPERANDI - WAITING ON ALCHEMY
100 post -
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
2/50
=[38 / 40]= The Necromancer
I CHUG A HEALING POTION!
I ALSO DROP FIFTY ZILLYBOMBS ON THE GODMODDER!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Bluh. The Godmodder backflips and fires a bolt of energy at you before you can stab him!
You can't retroactively edit your post like that!
BLACK: A fuchisa trident wrapped in tentacles. Its points are as sharp as needles.
LOVECRAFTIAN DECK: A modified version of the S. S. Greyscale that resembles a pirate ship. On the mast is a large, metal tentacle controllable from the steering wheel. Weaponry is concealed inside of it.
You're done strifing. Don't worry.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Master Hand added! The Godmodder mind-controls him to his side...
Terezi's Coin && Fluorite Octet = Teal Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
You cannot alchemize Timetables && Inventive Inventory || Rifle because you can only alchemize three things at once!
Who says that the Deudly Magnum's ammo is even a MAGIC cue ball?
GMsARMOR = iPad Air
GMsArmor = Drillgorg's Drill
GMSARMOR = Omega Glove
You prepare a Soulbot for Irecreeper.
You respawn!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOAUGH--
Paradox Dimentio shudders and slowly fades.
Well... Looks like it's curtains...
Paradox Dimentio killed! All Dark Carnival Cultists killed! Since the DTG2 players did not kill him, he does not drop a Spoil of War.
No! You know, K4yne can only ubercharge something once every nine turns. So your Ubercharging is going to have to be nerfed similarly.
Aegis-A095 summoned them.
4,000 damage to both Generals!
Next attack against Phobos will fail!
They DO, but the XP you gain is slightly lessened.
> pionoplayer: COMBAT OPERANDI => ENCORE
You expend the required sacred items.
25,000 damage!
Clippy: hAAHahaAA
hahaAhHHahAHhhHHAhhaAHHhhaAHHhAhhAHHhAaHHAHhaha> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI - CROSSROADS
You expend the required Sacred Items.
The white X on the Battlefield left from your previous use of this attack glows, and then casts a column of light into the sky! The X expands into a diamond, and something is visible appearing from it! It's a massive, bleeding stump of a hand! It slowly rises into an arm, severed and cut! Massive pulses can be heard... The light turns into solid corrupted darkness. A whisper can be heard coming from the pit.
ahah... y0u sh0uld never make a deal with the devil, 0 l0rd. and here i was thinking y0u players were smart...
Another clawed hand rises as well, with a pulsating arm rising up soon after! This is as far as the thing got last time...
y0u r0bbed me 0f my true f0rm, y0u serpent... thanks t0 the visi0ns y0u saw in the cl0uds. y0u all think y0u can slay g0ds? we shall see ab0ut that... alth0ugh i cann0t rise as fully as i had intended... this can d0.
The arm lashes out and grabs the ground, pulling itself up... You can see a white inferno slowly materializing! The clouds are congregating around the crossroads, forming a storm... A ring is visible at the top of the inferno, of pure darkness! Something should be there, but there isn't... An absence of matter, almost.
n0w all we need is f0r the grey 0ne t0 add his piece t0 the summ0n... and i shall rise...
Its summon appears to be halted once more! But it isn't going back down like before... The entities skirt around the pit, looking uneasily at it.
You claim the HHHH!
You claim the Ender Orb!
No, you can't!
You claim the Potion Supply!
I'll PROBABLY rebalance some spoils? We'll see.
A massive gumdrop squishes Blazer flat! 12,000 damage to a Blaze Rod!
You claim the Hivemind CPU!
What I meant was that you could only claim one Spoil from this sale. This doesn't count ones owned before this.
There's an unequal amount of Tricksters and Grimdarks. Someone would have had to fight twice...
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 THE PEN - WORD OF GOD
You raise the Scribe's Wands, golden ink flowing from them! It forms a ring around TT2000, which suspends him floating in midair! Locked in place, you aggress him with the Wands, forming all sorts of terrifying golden beasts that lash out at him! It then forms a giant golden halberd, which you use to break the ring, sending TT flying to the ground. 20,000 damage!
FLAME ELEMENTAL ORB: An orb full of the essence of fire.
You also make a copy.
Water >o< = Water Elemental Orb (Level 2: 1/3)
> zerithos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => MAGIRUPTION
You teleport onto the back of General Blazer's neck and turn your hand into a fist! A glowing aura of quantum energy materializes over it, which forms a cone of energy, and then a massive inferno! Blazer is bathed in its quantum power, which is stronger than his own natural fire! 7,500 damage!
You claim the Rapidfire Bow!
The HHHH was already claimed! You claim the Molten Processor!
You respawn!
> The_Serpent: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => UNAGI STORM
You levy the fee of some Spondulicks. 7,500 damage!
You enter the final area of the Sidequest, the Vault!
You only killed the Red Dragon easily because you only killed one of its many forms... It's impossible to kill something that exists everywhere at once.
Sadly, no. And the Potion Supply was already claimed! Its potions aren't usable in brewing, anyways.
It's not!
3,000 damage to both!
Clippy dodges!
The CPU was already claimed!
Quantum Conch Thruster && Twilight Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis + Thruster (Level 10: 1/11)
You know, it would be MUCH easier to do Quantum Conch Thruster -c Twilight Tank Chassis.
TUBA UPGRADE - ERELYESOUL: The final upgrade to Nimbleguy's Tubas. Imbued with the essence of an alternate TheLordErelye.
Your Tubas are now one millimeter away from breaking the OP Scale! The Godmodder can't technically complain about that...
> Nimbleguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BRASS TACKS
You levy the fee of 3000 spondulicks and summon a trifecta of mystical warriors, the great masters of brass, Buttermilk Stubbs, Ramblin' Jackson, and Molasses Fatts! They're all blind as a bat, and full of **** and vinegar. The trio gets down to business. The horn-based onslaught makes the Godmodder a bit shocked, but nonetheless, he quickly dodges his way through them all, occassionaly stopping to snap an instrument in half! The trio is shocked, and quickly subdued.
The Nightmare Fuel deals 6,000 damage!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 OGOLOTH'S CRY - NYOGTHA'S GAZE
Additional 9,000 damage!
5,000 damage to you!
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 CHAIRSTORM - CHAIRNADO
9,000 damage to Leonstar0!
You cast the Sacred Poolballs! Their numbers glow with a mystical light as the blue ball turns solid white! Doze appears in the center of the circle!
You respawn! Everyone else is dead.
10,000 damage to a Blaze Rod!
Let's wait until next turn, when you're officially in the room.
8,750 damage to you!
All attacks against you this turn will fail!
...*looks back*...
Wow. I thought you meant a player player, not a player entity. You should probably just say you attack a [PL]... Yeah.
You claim the Broken Halo!
First off, you burn Mario, dealing 6,000 damage!
Then, you whack the Queen Bee with the mallet, dealing 5,000 damage!
Hahaha... Wow. No way. That's a REALLY cheap tactic, and besides! You're not even in a Pokemon battle! This is STRIFE!
Dimentio is dead; you target General Blazer, destroying a Blaze Rod!
You can't use more than one Special Attack per turn! So you just use...
> Leonstar0: LV. 901 FISHTECH => AHAB'S CROSSHAIRS
I'm pretty sure I already described this attack. Still, 30,000 damage!
You take the Captchalogue Core!
Okay, it's instant. You're right. It shouldn't be, since the actual move requires a charge time.
LOVE AND WAR: A Lv. 5 Abilitytech usable once every three turns.
There are no Spoils left!
That would take 50 posts to summon.
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
7,000 damage!
You fail!
9,000 damage!
Haven't I told you already to stop putting the "Post III" in center text? It's bugging out the editor.
You eat the Swiss Turnsword! 8,500 damage to General Blazer's Blaze Rod!
Swiss Turnsword /\/ Scratcher = Melodic Alterblade (Level 6: 1/7)
That seems a bit too much. The Spoils were already earned; I don't see why they should be earned twice. And also, I outlawd zones a while ago. Lastly, we're reaching a point where all the current sidequests are going to be wrapped up and the endgame will take place, so I don't think we should make more of them.
Enoch added!
Clippy's attack stat is -1...
You can't claim it! Paradox Dimentio was killed in TvTropes.
You're also not strifing anymore!
You respawn.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY - COLORMATIC
20,000 damage!
The Ion Cannon deals 7,000 damage!
Yeah... The only reason you won so easily in your strife was because you pretty much only used charges. The attack deals 30,000 damage to TT, but his Trickster mind fights back, causing the attack to backfire! You take no damage, but he is free...
Yes, it is possible.
aeiou.
aeiou.
aeiou.
john madden.
The Godmodder counters the aeiou by saying it forgot y, which is sometimes a vowel! It disintegrates.
9,000 damage to Mario!
Lovecraftian Deck -c Voidmetal-Adminium Composite Armor = Adminium Admiral (1/4)
Falling Out && Warbender = Dynamic Deathbringer (Level 10: 1/11)
4-2-4-3-3-4-7-6
A nearby hill sprouts about a thousand cobalt eyes that look at Clippy, shooting him with laser beams! He is unaffected...
The White Dwarf deals 10,000 damage to Master Hand!
Queen Bee killed! ...Okay, I have to do something about this. It went down in TWO TURNS.
1 damage to the Meatshield!
+10,000 HP!
+5,000 HP!
The Godmodder counters with fifty grimnukes!
As everyone rushes up to attack each other, they once again notice the thing coming out of the Crossroads! The Godmodder flashsteps over to the edge of the pit and looks down at it... He wonders what it could be! Whatever it is, it seems to be kept at bay by some... thing. The Godmodder contemplates it, but is then pushed away from the pit by a large tentacle!
Get out of the way. I'll handle this.
The Godmodder recovers! "OPERATOR! What are you doing?!" HE turns to glare at the Godmodder.
It's high time I added my contribution to the war. I did say I would use my Faceless Eight again, didn't I?
He takes out the Faceless Eight and rolls.
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
...Again?
The dice form a perfect circle around the pit and the demon, grey lightning crackling between them! A dome shines over the demon, which then shatters thanks to a powerful bolt of energy from the dice! All is silent... A whisper can be heard.
i rise 0nce m0re... thank y0u, grey 0ne... n0w, players... prepare t0 bec0me as meaningless as the f0rbidden number...
zer0.
It then hits you how this thing seems... familiar. Red appendages, a white inferno... even a broken halo. Or a halo that isn't there at all. The dome keeping it at bay gone, the creature rises out of the pit, and you can finally get a good look at it.
It is a massive white orb that seems to be formed of solid smoke. Atop it is a void of matter resembling a halo. At its bottom, a white funnel appears, with red eyes and spikes peeking out from it. On the left side of the creature, a massive red arm is visible, which, as you look, severs itself, blood spraying everywhere, as it forms a crystalline wing. On its right side, the decaying stump of an arm forms the base for another wing, but this one is broken... A good chunk of the creature's "body" is cut away, revealing dark red matter and glowing yellow midsections, which all lead up to a pale white orb resting inside of the creature...its insides. Lastly, directly in front of you is a red oval, which you quickly realize is a gaping eye socket. A massive scar resides over it. It opens up, and rows of jagged teeth appear. It emits a guttural roar.
It is only then that you realize.
All Kirby bosses have a soul form.
One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul appears!
No entities attack due to the events. The Godmodder takes 2 damage thanks to Paradox Dimentio's death!
How to Play:
It looks like this version of 1WAK lacks its previous version's weak spot! You'll have to find another way to defeat it! Perhaps its mouth could be important?
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
General Blazer: [H] HP: 5,500/90,000. Blaze Rods: 21,500/30,000. Blaze It: IIIII
General Magantuar: [H] HP: 148,000/200,000. Magma Cube M: 10,000/10,000. Magma Cube L: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Cube Absorption: IIII
One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul: [N BOSS] HP: 1,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000. Eye: 0/0.
Doze: [AG]
Mario: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: III Mario Finale: IIII
Villager: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: III Timber: IIII
Meta Knight: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: III Galaxia Darkness: IIII
Master Hand: [PG] HP: 65,000/75,000.
Enoch: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Meatshield: 49.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 19/125. Killstreak: 35.
~~~
Strife~
TheLordErelye: IN STRIFE
Nimbleguy: LOST
Leonstar0: IN STRIFE
Trickster Side:
insert_generic_username: WON
The_Serpent: LOST
pionoplayer: FREE
TT2000: IN STRIFE
Irecreeper: IN STRIFE
TheLordErelye: [PL] HP: 81,000/90,000. Grimdark.
vs.
TT2000: [PL] HP: 25,000/90,000. Trickster.
-
Leonstar0: [PL] HP: 7,750/90,000. Grimdark.
vs.
Irecreeper: [PL] HP: 55,000/90,000. Trickster.
The Nether:
Vault~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x6.)
~
Rage: [FINAL BOSS] HP: 475,000/475,000. Regenerates +150,000 HP every turn.
Wall of Thorns: [N] HP: 4,000,000/4,000,000. Regenerates +3,000,000 HP every turn.
Zombie Pigmen: [N] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x15.)
Blazes: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x15.)
Ghasts: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x15.)
Magma Cube L: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x15.)
Colossal Magma Cube: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x2.)
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 3: Iron Sword. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP / BATTLE CRY
~
Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 7: Avatar. XP: 56,875/125,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER/LV. 10 - ABSOLUTION] / TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE/LV. 5 - GALE OF THORNS] / ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM / AVATAR STATE
~
Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 5: Halfway's End. XP: 14,000/60,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO/LV. 5 - UPHOLSTERIZE] / CHAIR CRACKER
Combat Chest: ONE FLIP
~
zerithos. [AG] Lv. 3: Seed's Seeker. XP: 500/35,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION / PROMINENCE
~
Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 2: Stockpiler. XP: 10,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: FORGE STOKER
~
Talist: [AG] Lv. 5: Heart of the Wilds. XP: 2,400/60,000.
Tech Texts: EMERALD FIRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - YSERA'S ARC] / KILL COMMAND
Combat Chest: RENEWAL
~
Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
~
TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 11,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
~
Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 6: Triangle Guy. XP: 15,987/75,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP] / BRASS TACKS
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR
~
Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 4: Hostile Mind. XP: 20,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE] / DINNERTIME
~
TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 7: High Roller. XP: 112,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD] / COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER] / OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS
~
insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 5: Zillyhoo Warhero. XP: 58,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH] / HELLA DICEROLL
Combat Chest: SUNRISE
~
NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 3: Fisherman. XP: 20,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH / BLACK INCHES
~
Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
~
Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 3: Yoshi Master. XP: 3,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW / GOOMBA STOMP
~
Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
~
jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
~
Tabbune: [AG] HP: Lv. 2: Dimensional Mage. XP: 14,000/25,000.
Tech Texts: LIGHTNING CALL
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 8: Lapis Lord. XP: 163,000/200,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT/LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES
~
The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 4: Unagi Watcher. XP: 33,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER] / UNAGI STORM
~
K4yne: [PG] Lv. 5: Phoenix. XP: 9,650/60,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ/LV. 5 - GREASED LIGHTNING] / CUESTICK GENIUS
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 16,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
~
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 23,575/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
~
engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 3: Grodbort's Protege. XP: 37,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING / NINJANEER
~
pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 8: Armsmaster. XP: 56,500/200,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL]
HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE/LV. 10 - THE SUMMIT]
DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL/LV. 5 - ABSOLUTE ZERO/LV. 10 - TIMESTOPPER]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND
~
ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 8: Netherender. XP: 84,100/200,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED/LV. 10 - ARES' AWAKENING]
BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE/LV. 5 - SUPER HOT/LV. 10 - EVERY DAY]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
~
XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 7: Legislator. XP: 5,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS/LV. 10 - ROCKET MAN] / HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE] / LOWDOWN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - POLAR OPPOSITE]
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL / OBJECTION
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
SB&HJ 10/50x2
Giga Drill Break 10/15
Teal Octet 4/9
Magic Cue Ball 7/11
Cherubim Colossus 6/11
(Clockwork Contraption (Timetables && Inventive Inventory || Rifle) (1/??) D: Postponed)
(Catenative Lollypopper (4/9) Forgotten (sorry))
Grr... Leon's still trying to cheese his Mackerels. I BURN HIS STOCKPILE TO THE GROUND.
Or I deal irony damage to it by tossing (Rose >=Alchmeemiter=<) into it, causing it a x2 GLITCH COMBOB which utterly devastates its INTEGRITY.
Or I take eight Tu8as, put my combatdice in them, and blow them so hard the dice go flipping out. They promptly stop, hover, and display 8 8s. They then cast a CURSE OF TUBA on the Battlefield, permanently weakening any attacks using Holy Mackerels or large amounts of Holy Mackerels. ]:<
Twin, can I trade the Supply with Talist for Lil' Cal? It's a totally equal trade for both of us in terms of sentimental value. I'm a Trickster and a Homestuck, and Wilson's an alchemist or something(I'm not sure.) Pweeaase?
Ah, but the Master Hand Richard mind-controlled is actually Matthew Taranto, Author(Writer? Creator?) of BitF! He promptly leaves to go upload the finale music comic/video. Or rather, he just did as of when you post. Don't complain, I explicitly mentioned BitF. If you read it, you would know.
You know, I'm kind of glad I never give away my retroactive editing. Instead I'm exactly as graceful as a manatee trying to do a backflip.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Dynamic Deathbringer 2/4 {I hope}
RPLS-SH 13/50
+1 to Erelye and Piono!
69mm Shell AND Conniver's Kunai 1/?
I draw the Warbender and Falling Out at the same time, and charge the 1WAK Soul, firing madly and screaming RAAAAAHHHH!
I roll the Chthonic Octave at the 1WAK Soul!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
vi: 50/50 EXPENDED
i: 50/50 EXPENDED
ii: 50/50 EXPENDED
iii: 13/50 +1 self
v: 8/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Damm it! If I knew it wouldn't have worked I wouldn't have holded back so much... ah well, I guess this can't be helped.
(And twin, I explained the effects of both abilities before hand in the PM I sent a week ago, so there was plenty of time to respond then :/)
50/50 EXPENDED
50/50 EXPENDED
50/50 EXPENDED
40 Holy Mackerels Expended = 40 x 100 x 100 = 400,000
...
I take out the table leg, and stuff it full of holy mackerels.
I then super charge every single holy mackerel with grimdark energy and channeling Darnalucus might, I fire at Irecreeper.
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 1 -40 for use.
=[39 / 40]= The Necromancer
BYEEEEEE ;D
I destroy Leonstar using CHAIRSTORM LVL5.
I also inspect ONE FLIP.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
/nullthreat
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Duplicate that.
SCP-914 > 1:1
I get some ammo from the Four Suits gun. What does each do again?
I captchalogue them onto four separate cards-10 per each.
10 of Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs, and Spades created.
I launch one heart at the thingamajig that needs to be worn down before taking damage.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/nullpost
Oh no
v: 8/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
Welp! One of us won this turn, it might be me if I have used enough power in my last attack to kill you. But it's leaning towards you.
GG Irecreeper!
If we are both still alive somehow, I roll the Octave of Sin at Irecreeper. Who if I remember had a void of light, so lets see how lucky Irecreeper really is.
EDIT: Oh God... my post count... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 4